First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up is a sign from the stars!

Episode Date: December 7, 2021

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".First Date Follow Up is simple: you've been ghosted, they've been ignoring your DMs, texts and/or calls so we give them a call instead! It's probably extreme but it's great content! In today's First Date Follow Up Anthony isn't getting a call back from Sarah and the reason is in the stars! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Anthony is on the phone today For a first day follow up And he's not getting a call back from a woman named Sarah And Anthony Is sad about it Crying for he says in his email Six months Six months

No he didn't say that at all. But he is upset. I guess he went out with a girl named Sarah. She's now calling him back and he doesn't know why. What's up, Anthony? Thank you for your email. Hey, how's it going, guys? Not too bad.

Better than you, I think. Before we get into the date that you went on and why you think you're not getting a call back and all that good stuff, how long has it been since you talked to Sarah? It's been about six days. And she hasn't responded at all. She will not respond. Um, I tried to call,

text, email, email messages. What did you see in your email? Hey, I'm trying to reach her. Call me, call me.

What made you send an email on that? I don't even have her email. Well, I did my due diligence and found her email. All right. That was probably actually not a good move because, again, it's out of the norm to email if someone hasn't gotten back to you after you've tried to call and text. Also, if she didn't give you the email,

now you might look like a stalker. Oh, I hope not. Should have called us before doing that. Yeah, hit us up if you're ever going to do anything like that again. Well, what's done is done. So it's been six weeks, and you've tried to get a hold of her all sorts of ways, including six days. And you've tried to get a hold of her all sorts of ways, including six days, and you've tried to get a hold of her

all sorts of ways, including finding her email somehow and emailing her. I'm going to go ahead and forecast the chances of you getting another date. 40%. I'm still giving you 40%. I want to go lower, but I just, I don't want you to hang up without doing that first day follow up. Tell us about the date. Well, um, you know, we met on Hinge and agreed to get together for an outside picnic in the park. Oh, that sounds romantic. Yeah. Yeah, it was really nice. You know, I put together some sandwiches and some wine and cheeses and we got together and, you know, we just had a great day in the park. At least i thought it was great sounds like you put a lot of effort into this yeah i mean you know i think she's a great girl

sarah's amazing i'm willing to go the extra mile and you know i just don't know what happened the only thing that i can think of is possibly you know i left to go on a bathroom break i've used the bathroom and you know there's not readily um you know, I left to go on a bathroom break. I've used the bathroom and, you know, there's not readily, you know, a bathroom available there. So I was gone for a little bit longer than it probably should have taken because I had to find someplace to go. I don't know if maybe that kind of grossed her out or freaked her out. But while we were on the date, I thought everything went well. She's really into like this astrology. Like how long were you on the bathroom, I thought everything went well. She's really into, like, this astrology. Like, how long were you in the bathroom, though?

Maybe about 15 minutes. Okay, that's a long time. That is, yeah. I mean, maybe, do you have, you got IBS or something? Like, you got bad bowels? No, no. Well, all right, total disclosure. So, I didn't have to, you know, do number two, but I was a little gassy.

So on the way back, you know, I tried to just clear out a little bit. Oh, yeah. I don't know if maybe some of the tailwind came back with me or something. I'm hoping that's not the case. So you think you might have crop dusted Sarah? I hope not. I really hope not. So you think you might have crop-dusted Sarah? I hope not. Yeah, that would be unfortunate.

Well, you know, that's why I packed sandwiches, because I thought, you know, that should be safe playing ground, right? Safe playing field. But in any event, I just, I don't know, guys. I mean, she's, I thought the date was good. She's into the astrology thing. I just think she's amazing. And, you know, she gave me a reading while we were out there.

She like read my stars or my map or whatever you call it. And, you know, I just thought the date was great. I'm Casper. It's like, she's Casper. I can't find her, you know? She's ghosted me, and I was really hoping you guys can, you know, mend us together here.

Well, we'll try. We'll try to figure it out for you. You did send an email, so I can't make any promises on this one, but we will try. We'll play a song, come back, and then call her and see if we can figure it out with your first date follow-up, right? Okay.

All right, we'll do it next. It's the Jubal Show. Right in the middle of your first date follow-up, right? Okay. All right, we'll do it next. It's the Jubal Show. Right in the middle of your first date follow-up, if you're just joining us, Anthony is on the phone. And Anthony isn't getting a call back from a woman named Sarah. And he thinks the bathroom is all to blame. He met Sarah on an app. They went out to the park and had a picnic. He thought everything was going great.

The only problem that he had apparently was he had to go to the bathroom and it took a while. And also he thinks he may have crop dusted her at one point on accident because of the way he had to go and stuff. That's gross. So we're about to call her and see if that is the reason why and if we can get him another date. All right, Anthony, got to go to the bathroom or are you ready to make the phone call? I'm ready to make the phone call minus the crop dust. All right. Okay, got to go to the bathroom or are you ready to make the phone call? I'm ready to make the phone call minus the clock dust. All right. Okay, here we go.

Hello? Hi, may I speak to Sarah, please? This is her. Who is this? Sarah, how are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. This is Alex Fresh from The Jubal Show. This is English Evan from The Jubal Show. And The Jubal Show is a radio show, and that's what it's called, and I don't know if you've ever heard of it before, but this is us.

Ah! Well, you guys sound like the chipmunks over there. We do? The chipmunks. Is that a compliment? I don't know. I think that's an insult. Yeah. Okay. We're calling you

because we do a segment on the show called The First Date Follow-Up. What it is is where if you go out on a date with someone and then end up not calling them back,

they can get us on the phone to call you and find out why. And you recently went out with a dude named Anthony. Oh, goodness. That doesn't sound good. No, it doesn't.

Yeah, Anthony emailed us because he told us how he met you, told us about your date, said he liked you a lot, but it's been six days and he has heard nothing. That is correct. Okay. So do you want to tell us what happened? I mean, it was an okay date, but I read his astrological chart, and we are just not compatible.

He is all Earth signs. He's a Capricorn rising, so that means he is beyond boring. There's no better way to tell if someone is going to suck the life out of you. Oh, wow. Oh, okay. So you don't want to go with him just because of his sign, because he's a Capricorn rising? I mean, we're definitely not compatible.

Like, all Earth signs to me, there's nothing that would cause any sort of spark at all. But like on the date, did you have a good time? Not really, no. I didn't find the conversation to be that intellectually stimulating so why not

just respond to him and let him know that you're not interested I don't know it's just awkward for me well he said he even tried to email you did you get his email

I did and I thought that that was very weird that he would email me we told him that he said that he emailed you and we also were like

that was probably the bad a bad idea to said that he emailed you and we also were like, that was probably a bad idea to do that, especially since you didn't give him... I would send my email. Yeah. I don't know.

He said he found it because we asked him, we're like, dude, did she give you the email? And he said no and we said, that's probably a bad idea.

Might have hired a personal investigator. Hmm. So that's it, huh? He's just boring because he's a Capricorn. I mean, he's all earth signs. he's a Capricorn. I mean, he's all Earth signs. He's a Capricorn rising.

Yeah. So no compatibility. I'm an Earth sign. So am I. There's nothing wrong with Earth signs. I don't know what I am. I don't feel like I'm boring, but you don't know what you are. What's your birth thingy?

December. So you're Sag. Sag. You're Sagittarius, and that would mean that you are a water? Water? No. Fire. I've always liked, oh, fire.

That makes sense. I'm pretty sure you're fire. My red hair. Is that right? Yes. Fire signs are Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius. Okay, so I'm not boring. You're fire, all right.

Yeah, you're just angry. But you feel like, Sarah, that Earth signs are just boring, and that's why you can't go out with them again. I think in relation to what I am and my chart, which I'm not going to disclose on the radio, but comparative

to me and like where I'm at, yes, that's very boring. All right. Thank you for being honest with us. I appreciate it.

I do have to be honest with you too and let you know that Anthony is on the line listening and wants to talk to you. Oh, well, all right then. That is even more curious.

It looks like he has exhausted all of his avenues of communication. So he might be a little bit exciting then, huh? That's something you didn't know. That's exciting. For a stalker, but okay. Anthony, you still there? Yeah, I'm still here.

Still here. Right. Boring Anthony on the line. Are you boring, Anthony? Sarah feels like you're boring.

I don't think so. I never heard that before. A little shocked, honestly, that Sarah would say these things

based off of, you know, some things that she read in a book or on the back of a card or something. You know, it's like, really? Really, Sarah? It's just a little awkward to me. All right. Well, I guess you just don't get it. And that's totally fine. That just goes to show we're just not on the same page. I mean, there is a such thing as a compatibility and we are not compatible.

And after you reached out several times like that, that to me is just a turnoff as well. Um, so I'm sorry. I mean, don't you think this is a bit childish? Don't you think this is a bit childish? Don't you think this is a bit childish? I'm just, this is not how adults act. What are we in high school here? I don't think it's childish to decide that I'm incompatible with someone and make my own sovereign decision. I don't think that that's childish, no.

I think it is. I really do. I mean, you know. I think it's childish I really do. I mean, you know. To reach out left and right. You know astrology isn't real, right? Hey, hey, hey, watch your mouth. Astrology has been going on for millennium.

Thousands and thousands and hundreds and hundreds of thousands of years. So, uh, it is real. Oh, wow. Wow. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. so it is real you're boring me oh no wow oh okay

I'm sorry how how exciting is that are you excited now I see it written in the stars but I'm gonna ask it anyway you like the written

in the stars thing I did I don't know if anybody else picked up on that but that was amazing would you like to go on a second date with Anthony

Sarah will pay for it no thank you. Predicted it. No way. Yeah. Sorry, Anthony. You're good. Sorry, Anthony.

No second date for you. Well, I'm glad we flushed this out today because, you know, I think Sarah's the boring one here. I'm going to let her get back into her astrology and card reading. Good luck to her. She missed out on a great thing. That's her problem. She's going to be lonely for a long time. That's quite

hard. Yeah. Well, both you guys, I guess... Good luck to you both. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The Jubal Show on demand. Ugh, we're so done with new year, new you.

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Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. John Stewart is back at The Daily

Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.