First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up is either Filthy RICH or Filthy in DEBT!
Episode Date: July 7, 2021Kesha went on a date with Eric, after meeting him at the mall and him offering to buy what she was getting IF she went on date with him! She said yes and he picked her up in a LAMBO! The Jubal Show ca...lls him and finds out why he isn't calling her back now!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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First date. Keisha is
on the phone today for a first date follow-up
and when you hear
about her date and the guy she went out with,
you'll understand why she wants our help
in getting a hold of this guy.
She's been ghosted by a guy named Eric and before
we get into the reason why,
I say that you'll understand why
she's really upset about getting ghosted.
First of all, Keisha, thank you for your email.
Appreciate it.
No problem.
And how long has it been since you heard from Eric?
It's been like a week.
How many times have you hit him up after your date?
Oh, like three.
I almost hit a fourth, but that just felt like too much.
Eric has a Lamborghini. What?
Yeah.
Yeah, he does?
Yeah, that's why I couldn't wait.
Your email said that he
picked you up in a Lamborghini for your date. Before we get into
all that, we'll get the rest of the story, but I just couldn't
hold it in any longer. I understand why
you're upset. You're a rocked it.
How did you meet him?
I met him at the mall, actually. Of course. Shopping. Was he buying his I understand why you're upset. You're a rocked it. How did you meet him?
I met him at the mall, actually.
Of course.
Shopping.
Was he buying his Lamborghini?
He was not.
I was, like, you know, like, doing my thing, like, just, you know.
Was he by himself?
He was, actually.
And it was so, like, cool and, like, weird, I guess.
How did you meet him at the mall?
Well, I was, like, going on a spree and like he was there and like
he's like older but he's like super
hot. Oh. And then like
oh yeah like really hot. And then
like he like came over
and like offered to like
help pay which was like yum
but also like okay. Okay.
Were you getting clothes?
Yeah.
So he was in a store that you were in,
saw you buying stuff and just offered to buy you clothes?
Yeah.
Wow.
Now I really want to eat them.
What does that even happen to?
Right?
I know, but then he was like actually really cool.
So he asked for my number and I gave it to him.
Of course you did.
And he like, yeah.
He's obviously got a lot of money.
If he picked you up for your date in a Lambo and just offering to buy random people's clothes. I gave it to him. Of course you did. And he like, yeah. He's obviously got a lot of money.
If he,
if he picked you up for your date in a Lambo and just offering to buy random people's clothes.
And you must be really,
really hot.
Yeah.
For a dude to just come up and be like,
uh,
in the bag,
I'll pay for it.
It's kind of crazy.
Obviously though,
that's probably how he initiates conversations.
If he's that rich with people that he's interested in.
Look at this money.
Obviously, you guys talked and exchanged numbers and stuff and went out.
What did you guys do for your date?
Well, first of all, he picked me up in a Jet Black Lambo, which was cute.
And then we go to this like super fancy seafood restaurant.
He ordered the most expensive bottle of wine.
But then like he like gives me his coat.
He like he dropped me off at my house we have
like a little snooch um and then i just like don't hear from him oh okay have you ever been treated
like that on a date before i mean not like that like he was just like such a gentleman honestly
and like and rich very rich yeah i mean yes But like the thing that was like kind of wild was that I liked talking to him the most.
And like, he was just super easy to talk to.
He was so kind.
He was really funny.
And like, I don't know.
This guy's like legit, you know?
So what do you think happened?
What is the reason why he's ghosting you?
I don't know.
I mean, the thing I can think of, just, like, based on circumstances,
I guess, would just be, like, he thinks
I'm a gold digger or whatever, but he's legit
cool, and honestly, like, J-Lo,
my love doesn't cost a thing.
No, it just doesn't.
Like, J-Lo, your love don't cost a thing?
Did you really like him, though, or is it just clouded
by the money?
No, I think the money was the intro. Also,
his, like, hot face, I think the money was the intro. Also, his like hot face.
But he's like legit.
He's super nice
and he's super cool.
He was the one forking out all the money.
Yeah, he initiated it.
Maybe he was testing you.
He paid for her clothes and he didn't even know her.
Yeah, that's like a weird trap too.
Did you offer to pay for half the bill?
He picked you up in a Lambo, obviously has a bunch of money.
Did you at least offer?
Because maybe that's his thing.
Like, I don't care if I had a billion dollars.
If I took someone on a date and they didn't even offer, I'd be like, I don't know if I can see you.
Do you have a jet black Lambo?
Do you have a Lambo?
No.
And that's the problem.
I know.
Yeah.
Shut up, poor guy.
So you didn't offer to pay.
But maybe though for him, that's the thing. Other than that, are pool guy. So you didn't have to pay. But maybe, though, for him,
that's a thing. Other than that, are there any other things
you can think of? No.
Huh. Okay. Well, we'll play a song,
come back, and then call him and see if we can figure it out
for you, right? Thank you.
Yep. We'll do it right after this. Just joining us
for today's first date follow-up, Keisha
is on the phone, and Keisha
met a dude named Eric, and Eric
is filthy rich
or filthy in
debt. We're not sure. But they
met because she was at the mall
and he walked up to her and
she was buying something and he walked up to her and said, hey,
I'll pay for it for you if you go out with
me. And she agreed. They went
out on a date. He picked her up in his Lambo,
wined and dined her and then dropped her off,
had a few kisses and that was it.
That's the last she's heard from him. It's been a week,
and she doesn't know why she's getting ghosted, so we're about to call him
and see if we can figure it out, okay? I can't wait.
Alright. Keisha, are you ready?
Oh, yeah. Here we go.
I can't wait.
Hello? Hello.
Hi, may I speak to Eric, please?
Yes, listen.
Eric, how are you?
My name is Jubal from a radio show called The Jubal Show.
And my name is Alex Fresh from The Jubal Show.
And my name is English Evan from the show.
Okay.
Hello.
How are you?
I'm assuming you listen to us.
I don't actually.
Yeah.
Well, I kind of figured that.
I'm sorry about that.
Well, turn us on in your Lambo sometime.
It'd be like we're actually in one.
It'd be nice.
Wait a minute.
You know, I drive a Lamborghini. You're definitely wondering why we're minute. You know I drive with him or get me.
You're definitely wondering
why we're calling
so I'll just get to the bottom
of it before you hang up on us.
Yes.
We do a segment on our show
called the First Date Follow-Up.
That's where if you go
on a date with someone
and then they ghost you,
you can email,
they can email us
to get you on the phone
and ask what happened
and we got an email
about you
from someone who does
listen to our show
and her name is Keisha.
Okay. Yes. I know keisha okay can you tell us why you are not calling her back um i mean look she's she's a lovely girl i i had a fine time i just personally don't think we
are a right match. Why?
Do you mind telling us that?
Because she thinks the opposite.
Look, I mean, I am going to speak very candidly and disclose this,
but she got breast implants.
Okay.
Okay.
Which are great. I'm certainly not opposed to them by any means.
It's hard to find a guy that doesn't like them.
However, she just constantly told me that she had them.
What?
It was just something that, yeah, she just endlessly talked about them.
Why?
She wouldn't stop talking about her breast implant?
She just recently got them.
Oh.
It was just a little too much.
Was she trying to impress you with them?
Look, I mean, she would have if she didn't have to talk about them.
I mean, it's...
Aw.
Pretty impressive on their own, I imagine.
Yes.
I'm just trying to figure out why it bothered you so much not to call her back.
Was it that you were even trying to have different conversations and she would just not even engage with you in talking about anything else but her breast implants?
Yeah, she's just telling me about how all these bras she's bought for herself now that she has them and she wouldn't
stop touching them and it was just she profusely let me know that she had gotten them and I
was just a little fed up honestly okay yeah if it's the only thing someone talks about in a day
that's kind of weird yeah that's that is kind of interesting. I mean, you would see probably being able to have a different kind of conversation.
Maybe mention the boob thing once and then move on.
But also, maybe she really liked you and wanted you to think of them
and maybe take her home that evening.
I would like to find out, though, and I think the best way to find out
is to just ask her, and she's listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you.
Yeah. Hey.
Hi, Keisha. I did not realize you were there.
Yikes.
Well, no, it's okay.
I guess sorry.
No, I mean, look, I'm not denying that it was a nice time. I really had a nice night out, but it was just, I mean,
you got to understand to be on the receiving end of that,
it was just kind of a loss.
Did you really talk about it that much?
I mean, I guess I didn't
I didn't really think so
I know I like definitely mentioned it
Because I like
He's like so hot and rich
And I just like wanted him to think I was like cool
I mean I thought that your love doesn't cost a thing
No but like
I just like wanted him to think that like
I guess I was just like
I'm nervous
I'm stupid I don't know You like, I guess I was just like, you're stupid. I don't know.
I, yeah, I, um, look, I mean,
I think that's really cool of you to apologize. Um, yeah,
I just think it was, it was kind of a lot, especially when, you know,
when you're on a first date, when you're meeting someone, you,
you're getting a feel for each other.
You're trying to know more about the other person i just i don't know i feel like i didn't really get an opportunity to
know you for you it was just uh this thing that you've acquired you know what i'm saying i just
wanted to get into something a little bit deeper you know um I feel like kind of just relentlessly talking about your implants. Like
it was just a surface level, you know? Yeah, no, I get it. I'm just like, just, just trust,
just like, trust me. I'm like way more than just boobs. I gotta be honest. You're the first girl
who's ever said that sentence to me. I think that's the first sentence I've ever heard someone
try to make a case for themselves getting another date.
I'm more than just boobs.
I'm more than just boobs.
I am.
Trust me.
I'm more than just boobs.
Well, like what?
Well, I didn't tell you, I guess, but I like going birdwatching.
Okay. Okay.
That's something other than boobs.
You're right.
So,
right.
I'll ask you this question,
Eric,
would you like to go on another date with Keisha?
We will pay for it and you can talk about a couple other things.
Buds.
You know what?
Yes.
Keisha,
let's do it.
Um,
yes,
I would really enjoy going out with you again.
If you could just promise me not to necessarily talk about your breast implants, because I like you and I'd like to hear more about you.
Congratulations.
So cute.
And don't get me wrong. The boobs are great.
Well, congratulations, you guys.
Hey.
Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric.
Well, the election is in the homestretch,
right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question.
I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out,
like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon.
But we're also going to have some fun,
thanks to some of my friends like
Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean,
isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me,
Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show,
which means he's also back in our ears
on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast.
Join late-night legend Jon Stewart
and the best news team for today's biggest headlines,
exclusive extended interviews, and more.
Now this is a second term we can all get behind.
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Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid.
Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love.
That's right.
Every Monday and Wednesday,
we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives
dictated by traditional patriarchal norms.
With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity,
we share our personal journeys navigating our 30s,
tackling the complexities of modern relationships,
and engage in thought-provoking discussions
that challenge societal expectations.
From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests
to relatable stories that will resonate with your experiences,
Decisions Decisions is going to be your go-to source
for the open dialogue about what it truly means
to love and connect in today's world.
Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships
and embrace the freedom of authentic connections.
Tune in and join the conversation.
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