First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up is exactly how a laugh can ruin your dating life!

Episode Date: April 4, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Can a laugh ruin your dating life!? Well the women on the phone thinks she's not getting a call back all because a terrible laugh! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You know what I mean? No. Okay. I don't think anybody does right now. This is a first day follow up and Colleen is on the phone because she's not getting a call back from a dude named Steven. And I guess Colleen met him at a barbecue. Oh. You know, playing some cornhole, eating some hot dogs. I was going to say hot dogs. You know like the chicken

and the pork, the ones that have all the nasty stuff, not the whole beef. That's where Colleen met the dude she wants to call today. What's up Colleen? How are you? Hi, I'm doing good. I just want to say that I eat processed fake meat. So you're a vegetarian? Yes.

I'm sorry. So you're a vegetarian? Yes. I'm sorry. So you met this dude at a barbecue and were they actually eating real meat there and how did you stay there? He was not eating the actual meat as well. So that was something I liked. A fellow vegetarian?

Yes. Oh wow. Well that's probably how you guys connected then. It was everybody else's over by the grill and you two were in the corner just like, look at these idiots. Yeah. All right. So you met this guy, his name's Steven, right? While you were at him. Yeah, it was at my brother's barbecue. Oh, your brother's barbecue. Okay. And tell us about how you met him. Well, he was standing over there and I noticed his burger looked a little weird like mine and I just thought he was cute and went over and just pointed out that we had the same weird

burgers together. That's an interesting opening line for a pickup line like hey, you got a weird burger, I got a weird burger. Let's mash them together. I just figured I should ask him out. So I did. Okay.

How'd that go? So did he, he agreed? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. Where did you guys go for your date? Just like a local bar, like a little pub a couple blocks away for happy hour. All right.

And I thought it went really well. Like we just kept chatting, like, he had the kindest eyes I've ever seen. And he was just so nice and considerate and... Kind eyes. Have you ever dated somebody with unkind eyes? What color would that be? What are kind eyes? What do kind eyes... What does that mean?

Kind eyes, like... I don't know. You look into them and you just, like, see someone you can trust. Oh, okay. I don't know. Nobody cares about you. I don't know. They just look kind. Okay, so obviously you're, like, super into this guy, but he's not getting back to you.

So is there anything you can think that maybe was a bit off about yourself or the date in general? I've heard people tell me, and I've heard it in recordings of my own voice, that I have kind of a weird laugh sometimes. Weird laugh sometimes? Is that what you said? Yeah. Yeah, it's like a, well, I can't do it.

All right. We'll see if we can make you laugh somehow at some point. Now it's going to be tough. Now this is not going to be funny at all. Anytime you say you have to try to make somebody laugh. So you have a weird laugh and you think that that might be the reason that he's not calling you back? I mean, there was

one time where like, I mean, he was really funny and I laughed really loud and then he gave me a look. Like, what was that? What just came out of your mouth? Yeah.

But I don't think it was enough to ruin a date. Like, a great time that we had. Like, I hope not. Okay, so then when you guys parted ways, how did it end? Did you guys say you're going to go out again? Yeah, he said he wanted to see me again and that he knew some really great vegetarian restaurants and that we kiss, actually. Oh, wow.

Oh, a vegetarian kiss. Yeah. Hey, did you kiss with tongue? Because isn't that technically not being a vegetarian at that point? Oh, there it was. Was that the laugh? Oh, no. Yeah.

All right. Well, I don't Oh, no. Yeah. All right. Well, I don't know. That didn't sound that weird. I don't know how that would be a turnoff where a guy wouldn't call you back for that, especially if he kissed you and said he wanted to go out again. I don't know. It was kind of deep, though. It was.

It was like my dad. It sounded like you were about to choke or something. There it is again. Okay. Well. What is going on? All right. So maybe he was a little weirded out by your laugh.

I don't know. All right, well, we'll play a song and then come back and call him and see why he's not getting back to you, okay? Perfect. Thanks. You're welcome. We'll do it right after this. It's a Jubal show.

Would you guys like me to start the second part of today's first day follow-up off with a really bad joke? Sure. Okay. I do that all the time. This one is really bad. The way I thought to intro this is really bad. Let's hear it.

So be prepared. Colleen, are you on the phone? Mm-hmm. Be prepared for a horrible joke. Perfect. Right in the middle of a first date follow-up, Colleen is on the phone, and a dude named Steven isn't calling her back. They're both vegetarians, which is really weird because obviously Steven has some beef.

Hi. I liked it. You liked it? That was great. Okay. Text in 41061. What do you think about that? I kind of hate myself for it.

But Colleen is on the phone and she wants us to call a dude named Steven. She actually met him at her brother's barbecue. They bonded over the fact that they had weird looking burgers because they're vegetarians and they went out for a happy hour, had a great time, even ended the night with a kiss and plans to go out later. But he's not calling her back now and she has no idea why. The only thing that she can think of is Colleen

has kind of a weird laugh sometimes. That can't be it though. I couldn't think that could possibly be it. It was a strange laugh. It is a weird laugh, Colleen. Yeah, people have weird laughs though. Like, she didn't judge people because of it. Yeah, Colleen, has your laugh have weird laughs, though. Yeah? Like, she didn't judge people because of it. Yeah. Colleen, has your laugh ever ruined a date for you before? No, but it has ruined a funeral.

Oh. A funeral? Whoa. Oh, no. That's a story for another time. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm going to dial this dude right now and see why he's not calling you back, okay?

All right. All right. Here we go. Hello? Hi, man. Speak to Steven, please. This is Steven. Hey, Steven, how are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. It's a radio show.

Also with me is my hot ass wife, Alex Friesch. Hey. And English Evan. Good morning. Okay. Hi, guys. Why are you calling me? Sorry. I'm sorry. But what is this? No, it's fine to ask. I mean, it's not every day you get a call from a radio show

just being weird with you. Calling you today because we do a segment on our show called The First Date Follow-Up. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and end up blowing them off, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. And you recently went out on a date with somebody and end up blowing them off, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. And you recently went out on a date with someone named Colleen. How do you know this?

Because Colleen emailed us, told us how she met you, told us all about the date, said that even at the end of your date, you guys kissed and made plans to go out later, and now you're not calling her back and she's really confused and she would like to know if she did something wrong. Oh, um... Okay, well, yeah, just, why don't you just tell her that

I'm not interested in going out with her again? Oh. How come? Well, it just, you know, it's just not working out. Like, I just think it's better that we, uh, you know, do our own thing. Sure, sure. Okay. But she emailed us, and she wants to know why yeah so i mean just curious like what what the reason is she says the only thing she can think of

is that she has kind of a weird laugh sometimes and it might have weirded you out no i mean she's a nice girl she doesn't have a weird laugh um i actually found her laugh you you know, kind of charming. It was nice. Oh, okay. Okay, so why aren't you calling her back then? Um, all right. Yeah, I don't really know if I want to tell you guys the reason why. Well, that sounds bad. Yeah, is it something about her? Um, no, not specifically her, no. Just, like, this just can't work out.

So, I mean, guys, you know, like, man, I liked her a lot, but it's just not worth getting beat up again over this. Beat up? Getting what? She beat you up? No, no, no, not her. Who beat you up? Oh, man. Do you have another girlfriend?

No. That would explain it. Actually, her brother. Her brother? Her brother beat you up? Yeah. For what? Oh, you know.

Well, I don't know if I should get into this. I've been friends with her brother for a really long time. He's one of my best friends. Oh, yeah. Because you met her at a barbecue for her brother's barbecue. Yeah. Okay. She posted a story of us out together on her Instagram when we were on our date.

So after the date, I'm home, and there was a knock on the door and I opened the door and her brother was right there and he just punched me in the face. Really? Did he say anything to you? Yeah. He only said, don't ever talk to my sister again. And then he left. So, you know, I don't, after that, I just don't think I can see her again.

Wow. You don't think Colleen's worth a few punches in the face, huh? I don't want to get punched in the face again. Okay, that's unfortunate because she's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you right now, Stephen. Hi. Hi.

Hey, Colleen, how's it going? Well, it's not going great. I just found out my brother punched you in the face. Yeah, yeah. So we're not probably shouldn't go out again. I think he made it pretty clear that he's not into this, a fan of this. This is so ridiculous. I'm a grown up.

Like, what is he doing meddling in my life? I can make my own decision. Is he an older brother? No. He's younger than you? Yeah, he's five years younger than me. Oh, wow. That is weird.

I've never been on a date before and been punched in the face right after. So I definitely wasn't expecting that. Never? No, never. on a date before and been punched in the face right after. So I definitely wasn't expecting that. Never? No, never. No. I mean, did you punch him back? No. I mean, I was just so surprised. I didn't even know what came at me.

So no, no. Right. I mean, you're bigger than him. You could have totally taken him. Like, someone needs to put him in his place. So you want Steven to beat up your brother now, Colleen? I want to beat up my brother. That was a really good date.

It was one of the best ones I've been on in a long time. And I think we should do it again. Steven, you want to get punched in the face again? Hey, would you like to go out with Colleen on another date? We'll pay for it. You know what? I just want to be kind of direct. I know. I think after what I went through and I've been friends with her

brother forever, I don't think I'm sorry, but I just don't want to do this again. Steven, what if we throw in MMA training classes? Yeah. What if I call my brother and just tell him to back off? You know? That's honestly even more embarrassing than getting punched in the face.

All right. Well, Steven, thank you for your time. I'm sorry that you got punched in the face for going out with Colleen. Probably not as sorry as I am. I'm the one who got punched in the face for going out with Colleen. Probably not as sorry as I am. I'm the one who got punched in the face after all. That's a good point. Well, Colleen, I'm sorry you did not get another date with Stephen, but at least you know why now. You know what, Stephen?

I'm going to call you because I want to see you again, and I'm going to figure this out. I don't know. No, listen to me. We're going gonna go out again You're gonna go out with me It's gonna be fine Okay Wow

Uh Okay Alright She's getting pushed around All over the place He's convinced Alright well Good luck you guys

Thank you Alright Thanks Well you know how you started off With a stupid joke right Yeah I'm gonna end it with a stupid joke Okay

Alright what is it Okay so you know how he's a vegetarian a stupid joke, right? Yeah. I'm going to end it with a stupid joke. Okay. All right. What is it? So you know how he's a vegetarian, right? Yeah. Well, he ate a knuckle sandwich. Very good. Thank you. The Jubal Show on demand. Hey, everyone.

It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God.

We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors. It's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top

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You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.