First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up is really UPTIGHT!

Episode Date: August 2, 2021

Justin thinks he isn't receiving a call from Kylie after a perfect first date. He thinks she isn't calling back because he fell down BUT it's really because the date was UP TIGHT!Let us know what you ...think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Starting point is 00:01:01 or wherever you get your podcasts. What if you asked two different people the same set of questions? Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. turning for another season. We've asked an entirely new set of guests our seven questions, including Jane Lynch, Delaney Rowe, and Cord Jefferson. Listen to mini questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers. First date follow-up. Justin is on the phone today For a first date follow up And we don't know Justin You probably don't know Justin either And we're about to meet Justin Which is very exciting for everybody
Starting point is 00:01:51 Because Justin isn't getting a call back From a woman named Kylie That he took on a date She's met Justin before And isn't calling him back So let's meet Justin And see if we would call him back What's up Justin how are you? would call him back. What's up, Justin?
Starting point is 00:02:05 How are you? I'm good. Yeah. How are you guys? Based on this exchange right here, I think I would not call you back either, Justin. You doing okay? Well, I don't know, guys. If I'm being honest, I'm a little bummed, you know?
Starting point is 00:02:23 Yeah. Okay. Hey, sorry. You know, we kind of joke around and stuff, but it sounds like this is a serious deal for you. You obviously really liked the woman that you went out with. Her name's Kylie, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Yeah. She's, uh, she's really great. Um, how long has it been since you talked to her since, since your date, actually, how long has it been since your date? Uh, I think about, uh, two weeks, two weeks. Quite a while. Okay. And how many times have you reached out to her in that time?
Starting point is 00:02:49 At least five times. Okay. And you've gotten nothing back at all? Yeah, nothing. I just, I don't understand. I think we had a really great date. I don't see what her problem is. All right.
Starting point is 00:03:01 So you said you met on Tinder. What did you guys do for your actual date? Okay. Yeah Alright so you said You met on Tinder What did you guys do For your actual date Okay so first I took her to this Like champagne lounge Like a really fancy place Tried a bunch of Different champagnes You know just tasting
Starting point is 00:03:13 Then went to An art exhibit That would be actually A fun date Yeah yeah yeah Yeah that would actually Be a cool date To go like to an art exhibit
Starting point is 00:03:23 Or something like that If it's cool stuff If it's really Crappy art exhibit It'd be boring Yeah if cool date to go to an art exhibit or something like that. If it's cool stuff. If it's a really crappy art exhibit, it'd be boring. Yeah, if you think that going to an art exhibit is boring, then you're probably pretty young. Because it took me a while to be like, yeah, that'd be fun, actually. I never thought I would actually have fun going to an art exhibit, but I would. Yeah. Then after that, we went to this cool arcade, an adult arcade.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Dave and Buster's were kind of fancier. Okay. Well, maybe she's not calling you back because she's exhausted. I mean, I guess. I don't know. How did you feel her vibe was like during the date? Did she seem pretty into you? I think so.
Starting point is 00:04:01 I don't know. I mean, I can't always tell, but, you know, she was engaging. We were like talking, asking each other questions. She just seemed to have a positive demeanor. Was there any reason that you think she's not calling you back? Well, one thing I have is that, so to get into the arcade that we went to, there's like this big stairway, kind of a long stairway. Halfway through, I kind of tripped, like I kind of tripped and fell a little bit, like kind of skinned my knee a little. And it was just like really embarrassing. I just felt like really dumb. I don't think it would be
Starting point is 00:04:38 anything else. I don't think I was like rude or like being dumb during the date. So I mean, I think that's about it. I think that's all it could be. Well, how did it end? Did you, uh, trip down the stairs together?
Starting point is 00:04:51 Um, no, no. At the same time, tripped holding hands, tripped because you guys were hugging on the stairs or she was walking down and you got behind her to do that weird, awkward,
Starting point is 00:05:01 like couples walk behind. One person walks in front, one person walks behind and you're like cudd do that weird, awkward, like couples walk behind, one person walks in front, one person walks behind, and you're like cuddling while you're walking thing, and then you trip down the stairs, both of you together? I don't get that. Was that an attempt at humor?
Starting point is 00:05:15 Was that? Yeah, I was trying to make it like a romantic comedy reference thing. That's fine. Don't worry about it. It's all good. Oh, no, I'm sure it will probably go great next time.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Maybe. Someone who has a personality. Oh, well, someone who's funny. Oh. Shots fired. I guess what I was
Starting point is 00:05:37 trying to ask you was, did you guys kiss? We can just make it simple with that. Oh, yeah. No, no, we didn't. We hugged at the end and yeah,
Starting point is 00:05:47 I just sent her to her door and that was it. Yeah, I feel like it's kind of classier that way. Okay. All right. No kiss. And then you've heard
Starting point is 00:05:55 nothing since at all? Nothing. Hmm. All right. We'll play a song, come back and then call her and see if we can figure out why she's not calling you back.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Okay? That'd be great. All right. We'll do it next. It's the Jubal Show. In of your first date follow-up. If you're just listening, Justin is on the phone and Justin wants us to call a woman named Kylie. They went out on a pretty elaborate date. They went to a champagne tasting and then to an art exhibit and then to one of those nice like arcade lounge type places where they probably have bowling and all kinds of it. of anyway he said that they had a great time the only awkward moment was that he
Starting point is 00:06:27 tripped when he was going up the stairs and he thinks that might have turned her off and she hasn't talked to him it's been two and a half weeks and we're
Starting point is 00:06:32 going to get her on the phone and try to figure out why that was almost more concise than I've ever been at that so good all right Justin
Starting point is 00:06:38 you ready to call her yeah let's do it we're going to call her right now and see if we can figure it out for you here we go. Hello?
Starting point is 00:06:59 Hi, may I speak to Kylie, please? This is she. Kylie, how are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. This is Alex Fresh from The Jubal Show. This is Alex Fresh from The Jubal Show. This is English Evan from The Jubal Show. And this is a show called The Jubal Show. Yo.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Wow. Hi, everyone. Hello. Why are you guys calling me? This is exciting, but what's up? Well, we're calling you because, well, I mean, I guess you listen to the show sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Okay. That's awesome. Yeah, that's definitely. Okay. That's awesome. Yeah, that's good. Thank you. Appreciate it. Appreciate. Of course, you guys are hilarious. Well, we're calling you today because somebody emailed us about you.
Starting point is 00:07:36 It's for a first date follow-up. Do you hear those on the show? I do hear those. Now I'm really nervous. Yeah, you should be. So you went out on a date with someone and now you've ghosted them. So they emailed us to try to get you on the phone and find out what happened. Want to take a guess
Starting point is 00:07:51 at who it is? Justin? Yes. That is correct. You are correct. Justin is the guy who emailed us about you. He told us that he took you to a champagne tasting or tour or whatever you call that. And then he took you to an art exhibit. And then he took you to a cool gaming bar.
Starting point is 00:08:15 And after that, you never talked to him again. So now he's wondering why. Yeah, I mean, it was a really good time. And he was super sweet. and we had a good time. I feel, like, so bad. It was, he, it was, like, a couple of things. It was, like, he, the Champagne Lounge I loved, and I loved the art gallery. That was super cool, and we had a great time.
Starting point is 00:08:43 We had some good talk about, like, the art that was was super cool and we had a great time we had some good talk about like the art that was there and stuff I just like there was definitely a couple jokes that I cracked that he like didn't laugh at
Starting point is 00:08:51 so that was like the first one I was like ah okay so he doesn't get your humor yeah I mean
Starting point is 00:08:58 I don't know if he gets anyone's humor or any humor at all we talked to him and I found him to be incredibly hilarious and jovial. Actually, I cracked a few jokes at him.
Starting point is 00:09:12 He seemed like a serious dude. Not the most receptive. Totally. Super serious. And I did not expect that. And we were like at the art gallery and I was like making a couple jokes about some of the stuff and he just didn't get it at all but so that was part of it and then we also like everything was great and it was great we just we went to the arcade and I'm just like not an arcade person I'm not like
Starting point is 00:09:36 like a kid anymore I just don't want to feel that way at all I don't I just don't like that stuff I just don't care for it like I, I want, like, a man, like, someone who's going to pay my bills, not, like, I don't know, like, a high school sweetheart or whatever. And I felt like that's, like,
Starting point is 00:09:51 where that was. And I was like, eh. Was the arcade for actual kids? Like, were there kids around you? No, I mean, there was an adult one, but it was just still an arcade
Starting point is 00:09:59 and everyone was, like, fratty and drunk and, like... Oh, yeah. Sounds like a terrible time, actually. It does not sound... Yeah, it doesn't sound that fun. It sounds like my Oh, yeah, sounds like a terrible time, actually. That does not sound... Yeah, it doesn't sound that fun.
Starting point is 00:10:07 That sounds like my type of fun, but... What about the other stuff you did, though? That seems your speed, if you don't want to go to arcade. I mean, the other stuff was great. I just, like... It felt like... The joking part was just too much for me. Like, he fell up the stairs, and he...
Starting point is 00:10:24 I made a joke about it, because, like, it's funny when someone falls up the stairs and he i made a joke about it because like it's funny when someone falls up the stairs hilarious and so i like laughed and made kind of joke about it and he was like dead serious and like and then i felt bad and i was like oh it's gonna be every time we hang out i'm just gonna feel bad for making jokes because it's like feels like i'm like laughing at you okay well thank you for telling us. I appreciate it. We'll, we'll of course remind you since you've heard the show before that he's on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Oh my God. Yup. I forgot about that. Still there, Justin. Yeah. Um, so a couple of things. Uh, first, First of all, yeah. Yes. You made some jokes at the art exhibit. So one thing I left out is that we went to a um art exhibit about a um a black person who uh from chicago so it was
Starting point is 00:11:28 like you know a whole lot of like you know black art about his heritage you know where he comes from um this girl made a whole so basically she made a bunch of like black jokes what that's why i didn't laugh why are you trying to get another date with her? I didn't think much of it. I was like, it was just a couple jokes. You know, everyone's made a couple like, you know, off color jokes, but they just seemed in very poor taste and just not my type of humor. It just seemed like really, really inappropriate.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Why did you take me to an arcade then if you're such a serious person? Well, I mean, I, I guess I have a serious side and, um, I guess I also have like, you know, sort of a fun loving, you know, do silly stuff every once in a while side. So the lounge and champagne and the art exhibit was like the serious side of you and the arcade is the fun loving side of you i mean yeah you know i like to let loose a little bit every once in a while i mean what what's wrong with that okay so what would you consider cutting loose then at the arcade well i don't know we were having the fun having a couple drinks i i won the bear for you like at the claw like i mean it took three tries i mean was that not good i mean uh yeah i mean it was it was definitely a fun side of you i just super fun uh um yeah i don't know
Starting point is 00:12:59 go ahead and bail you out would you like to go on another date with Justin? We'll pay for it. No, I mean, I'm not really interested. He has a fun side. Yeah, it's just that it doesn't match my fun side. Okay, well, I got to tell you guys, I don't think my fun side or my serious side or my esoteric side or any side of me is interested in dating this girl. I have this policy where I don't date mean
Starting point is 00:13:27 so. Wow. I mean, yeah, I'll definitely be brokenhearted and have some bad dreams tonight, but hopefully I'll get over it. You'll be alright. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:41 That's great. Go step on a Lego. Step on the Lego. Jubal's First Date Follow-Up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question.
Starting point is 00:13:58 I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well.
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