First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up is really UPTIGHT!
Episode Date: August 2, 2021Justin thinks he isn't receiving a call from Kylie after a perfect first date. He thinks she isn't calling back because he fell down BUT it's really because the date was UP TIGHT!Let us know what you ...think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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First date follow-up. Justin is on the phone today For a first date follow up
And we don't know Justin
You probably don't know Justin either
And we're about to meet Justin
Which is very exciting for everybody
Because Justin isn't getting a call back
From a woman named Kylie
That he took on a date
She's met Justin before
And isn't calling him back
So let's meet Justin
And see if we would call him back
What's up Justin how are you? would call him back. What's up, Justin?
How are you?
I'm good.
Yeah.
How are you guys?
Based on this exchange right here, I think I would not call you back either, Justin.
You doing okay?
Well, I don't know, guys.
If I'm being honest, I'm a little bummed, you know?
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, sorry.
You know, we kind of joke around and stuff, but it sounds like this is a serious deal
for you.
You obviously really liked the woman that you went out with.
Her name's Kylie, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's, uh, she's really great.
Um, how long has it been since you talked to her since, since your date, actually, how
long has it been since your date?
Uh, I think about, uh, two weeks, two weeks.
Quite a while.
Okay.
And how many times have you reached out to her in that time?
At least five times.
Okay.
And you've gotten nothing back at all?
Yeah, nothing.
I just, I don't understand.
I think we had a really great date.
I don't see what her problem is.
All right.
So you said you met on Tinder.
What did you guys do for your actual date?
Okay. Yeah Alright so you said You met on Tinder What did you guys do For your actual date Okay so first I took her to this
Like champagne lounge
Like a really fancy place
Tried a bunch of
Different champagnes
You know just tasting
Then went to
An art exhibit
That would be actually
A fun date
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah that would actually
Be a cool date
To go like to an art exhibit
Or something like that
If it's cool stuff
If it's really Crappy art exhibit It'd be boring Yeah if cool date to go to an art exhibit or something like that. If it's cool stuff. If it's a really crappy art exhibit, it'd be boring.
Yeah, if you think that going to an art exhibit is boring, then you're probably pretty young.
Because it took me a while to be like, yeah, that'd be fun, actually.
I never thought I would actually have fun going to an art exhibit, but I would.
Yeah.
Then after that, we went to this cool arcade, an adult arcade.
Dave and Buster's were kind of fancier.
Okay.
Well, maybe she's not calling you back because she's exhausted.
I mean, I guess.
I don't know.
How did you feel her vibe was like during the date?
Did she seem pretty into you?
I think so.
I don't know.
I mean, I can't always tell, but, you know, she was engaging.
We were like talking, asking each other questions. She just seemed to have a positive demeanor.
Was there any reason that you think she's not calling you back?
Well, one thing I have is that, so to get into the arcade that we went to, there's like this big stairway, kind of a long stairway.
Halfway through, I kind of
tripped, like I kind of tripped and fell a little bit, like kind of skinned my knee a little. And
it was just like really embarrassing. I just felt like really dumb. I don't think it would be
anything else. I don't think I was like rude or like being dumb during the date. So I mean,
I think that's about it.
I think that's all it could be.
Well,
how did it end?
Did you,
uh,
trip down the stairs together?
Um,
no,
no.
At the same time,
tripped holding hands,
tripped because you guys were hugging on the stairs or she was walking down and you got
behind her to do that weird,
awkward,
like couples walk behind.
One person walks in front, one person walks behind and you're like cudd do that weird, awkward, like couples walk behind, one person walks in front,
one person walks behind,
and you're like cuddling while you're walking thing,
and then you trip down the stairs,
both of you together?
I don't get that.
Was that an attempt at humor?
Was that?
Yeah, I was trying to make it
like a romantic comedy reference thing.
That's fine.
Don't worry about it.
It's all good.
Oh, no, I'm sure it will probably go great
next time.
Maybe.
Someone who has
a personality.
Oh, well,
someone who's funny.
Oh.
Shots fired.
I guess what I was
trying to ask you was,
did you guys kiss?
We can just make it
simple with that.
Oh, yeah.
No, no, we didn't.
We hugged at the end
and yeah,
I just sent her to her door
and that was it.
Yeah, I feel like
it's kind of classier that way.
Okay.
All right.
No kiss.
And then you've heard
nothing since at all?
Nothing.
Hmm.
All right.
We'll play a song,
come back and then call her
and see if we can figure out
why she's not calling you back.
Okay?
That'd be great.
All right. We'll do it next. It's the Jubal Show. In of your first date follow-up. If you're just listening, Justin is on the phone and Justin wants us to call a
woman named Kylie. They went out on a pretty elaborate date. They went to a champagne tasting
and then to an art exhibit and then to one of those nice like arcade lounge type places where
they probably have bowling and all kinds of it. of anyway he said that they had a great time
the only awkward
moment was that he
tripped when he was
going up the stairs
and he thinks that
might have turned her
off and she hasn't
talked to him
it's been two and a
half weeks and we're
going to get her on
the phone and try to
figure out why
that was almost more
concise than I've ever
been at that
so good
all right Justin
you ready to call her
yeah let's do it
we're going to call her
right now and see if
we can figure it out
for you
here we go.
Hello?
Hi, may I speak to Kylie, please?
This is she.
Kylie, how are you?
This is Jubal from The Jubal Show.
This is Alex Fresh from The Jubal Show. This is Alex Fresh from The Jubal Show.
This is English Evan from The Jubal Show.
And this is a show called The Jubal Show.
Yo.
Wow.
Hi, everyone.
Hello.
Why are you guys calling me?
This is exciting, but what's up?
Well, we're calling you because, well, I mean, I guess you listen to the show sometimes.
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
Okay.
That's awesome. Yeah, that's definitely. Okay. That's awesome.
Yeah, that's good.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate.
Of course, you guys are hilarious.
Well, we're calling you today because somebody emailed us about you.
It's for a first date follow-up.
Do you hear those on the show?
I do hear those. Now I'm really nervous.
Yeah, you should be.
So you went out on a date with someone and now you've ghosted
them. So they emailed us to try
to get you on the phone and find out
what happened. Want to take a guess
at who it is?
Justin?
Yes. That is correct.
You are correct. Justin
is the guy who emailed us about
you. He told us that he took you to a champagne tasting or tour or whatever you call that.
And then he took you to an art exhibit.
And then he took you to a cool gaming bar.
And after that, you never talked to him again.
So now he's wondering why.
Yeah, I mean, it was a really good time.
And he was super sweet. and we had a good time.
I feel, like, so bad.
It was, he, it was, like, a couple of things.
It was, like, he, the Champagne Lounge I loved, and I loved the art gallery.
That was super cool, and we had a great time.
We had some good talk about, like, the art that was was super cool and we had a great time we had some good talk about like the art that was there
and stuff
I just like
there was definitely
a couple jokes
that I cracked
that he like
didn't laugh at
so that was like
the first one
I was like
ah
okay
so he doesn't get
your humor
yeah I mean
I don't know
if he gets
anyone's humor
or any humor
at all
we talked to him
and I found him to be incredibly hilarious and jovial.
Actually, I cracked a few jokes at him.
He seemed like a serious dude.
Not the most receptive.
Totally.
Super serious.
And I did not expect that.
And we were like at the art gallery and I was like making a couple jokes about some
of the stuff and he just didn't get it at all but so that was part of it and then we also like everything was great and it
was great we just we went to the arcade and I'm just like not an arcade person I'm not like
like a kid anymore I just don't want to feel that way at all I don't I just don't like that stuff
I just don't care for it like I, I want, like, a man,
like, someone who's
going to pay my bills,
not, like, I don't know,
like, a high school sweetheart
or whatever.
And I felt like that's, like,
where that was.
And I was like, eh.
Was the arcade
for actual kids?
Like, were there kids around you?
No, I mean,
there was an adult one,
but it was just still an arcade
and everyone was, like,
fratty and drunk
and, like...
Oh, yeah.
Sounds like a terrible time,
actually.
It does not sound... Yeah, it doesn't sound that fun. It sounds like my Oh, yeah, sounds like a terrible time, actually. That does not sound...
Yeah, it doesn't sound that fun.
That sounds like my type of fun, but...
What about the other stuff you did, though?
That seems your speed, if you don't want to go to arcade.
I mean, the other stuff was great.
I just, like...
It felt like...
The joking part was just too much for me.
Like, he fell up the stairs, and he...
I made a joke about it, because, like, it's funny when someone falls up the stairs and he i made a joke about it because like it's funny when someone
falls up the stairs hilarious and so i like laughed and made kind of joke about it and he was
like dead serious and like and then i felt bad and i was like oh it's gonna be every time we hang out
i'm just gonna feel bad for making jokes because it's like feels like i'm like laughing at you
okay well thank you for telling us. I appreciate it.
We'll,
we'll of course remind you since you've heard the show before that he's on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Oh my God.
Yup.
I forgot about that.
Still there,
Justin.
Yeah.
Um,
so a couple of things. Uh, first, First of all, yeah. Yes. You made some jokes at the art exhibit. So one thing I left out is that we went to a um art exhibit about a um a black person who uh from chicago so it was
like you know a whole lot of like you know black art about his heritage you know where he comes
from um this girl made a whole so basically she made a bunch of like black jokes what that's why
i didn't laugh why are you trying to get another date with her?
I didn't think much of it.
I was like, it was just a couple jokes.
You know, everyone's made a couple like, you know, off color jokes, but they just seemed
in very poor taste and just not my type of humor.
It just seemed like really, really inappropriate.
Why did you take me to an arcade then if you're such a serious person?
Well, I mean,
I, I guess I have a serious side and, um, I guess I also have like, you know, sort of a fun loving,
you know, do silly stuff every once in a while side. So the lounge and champagne and the art exhibit was like the serious side of you and the arcade is the fun loving side of you i mean yeah you know
i like to let loose a little bit every once in a while i mean what what's wrong with that
okay so what would you consider cutting loose then at the arcade well i don't know we were
having the fun having a couple drinks i i won the bear for you like at the claw like i mean it took three tries i mean was that not good i mean uh
yeah i mean it was it was definitely a fun side of you i just super fun uh um yeah i don't know
go ahead and bail you out would you like to go on another date with Justin? We'll pay for it.
No, I mean, I'm not really interested.
He has a fun side.
Yeah, it's just that it doesn't match my fun side.
Okay, well, I got to tell you guys,
I don't think my fun side or my serious side or my esoteric side or any side of me
is interested in dating this girl.
I have this policy where I don't date mean
so.
Wow.
I mean, yeah, I'll definitely
be brokenhearted and have some
bad dreams
tonight, but hopefully I'll get over it.
You'll be alright.
Yeah.
That's great. Go step on a Lego.
Step on the Lego.
Jubal's First Date Follow-Up.
Hey, everyone.
It's Katie Couric.
Well, the election is in the homestretch,
right in time for a new season of my podcast,
Next Question.
I'm bringing in some FOKs,
friends of Katie's,
to help me out,
like Ezra Klein,
Jen Psaki,
Astead Herndon.
But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God.
We're going to take some viewer questions as well.
I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
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