First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up is so beautiful, it's hard not to stare at!

Episode Date: September 27, 2021

Craig thinks he scared Olivia away because he way kept staring at her but The Jubal Show finds out there's a hot-headed teacher in this mix in this beautiful First Date Follow Up!Let us know what you ...think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Starting point is 00:01:19 This is Questlove. Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme. Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season. But, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E., Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet hey now's your chance you gotta check them out
Starting point is 00:01:47 listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts first date follow up the dating world
Starting point is 00:02:03 is pretty sad yeah you know the standards are pretty low When it comes to dating Yeah We get a lot of emails in From people who aren't getting
Starting point is 00:02:09 A call back from someone They went out with For the first date follow ups And they usually You know Sometimes they rave about the date But most of the time It's comments like this
Starting point is 00:02:19 We got a email in From a dude named Craig And his email says I thought the date was great. There was no awkward silences or anything. Wow. Setting the bar high. Craig, it sounds like you had an amazing date. I don't know why you're not getting a call back. Yeah, I don't know either. That's pretty much all your email said about your date. But before we get into it, what's the girl whose name you want to call today?
Starting point is 00:02:47 Olivia is her name. Olivia. All right. That's the number one girl name with you right now. Did you know that? Is it? It is. I just heard that this morning.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Where did you meet Olivia? So we met on Hinge. We were going back and forth on the dating app a little bit. Oh, Hinge is a dating app? No. Figured. Yeah. I thought it was like a place to find people to fix a door for you or something.
Starting point is 00:03:08 That's all I'm on right now, thumbtack and whatever. So, all right, so you met on Hinge and? Yeah, and we messaged back and forth for a few days and then we set up a date and we went out to get drinks. And as soon as she walked in the door, I wasn't even sure it was her because she looked better than her pictures which is unheard of yeah that's a shocker no wonder you want to call her back yeah i was so excited i was like is that her and it was
Starting point is 00:03:39 and she was so down to earth right off the bat just very cool and i mean we we talked about all kinds of stuff but to be honest i was having trouble paying attention just because i thought she was so beautiful couldn't believe my luck oh that's really sweet yeah so there was like no awkwardness you don't remember anything that went wrong well not that i could i don't think anything went wrong. And we talked about getting together like two nights ago. I was texting her like the next day and she's never responded. Complete ghosting. Okay, so how long has it been since the date?
Starting point is 00:04:15 A week. Okay, a week. And you can't think of anything that went wrong during the date, something that you might have done that put her off? There's one thing. I mean, I've racked my brain about this because I haven't heard from her. And like I said, I was having trouble listening
Starting point is 00:04:31 because she was so beautiful. And maybe she noticed, like maybe there was a couple exchanges where I didn't respond with something that made sense. Like she just finished talking, you're just like, you're pretty. That's how it felt. I hope.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Yeah. I'm assuming this is the most beautiful girl you've ever been out on a date with. Yeah, I'd say so. Because you're in awe right now. Yeah. I mean, I have never called in a radio station to help me out. Yeah. How did the date end?
Starting point is 00:05:03 Did you say that you would call her or text her? Because you mentioned that you said you were talking about another date that you guys were going to go on. Yeah. No, I said, I'll call you. And I texted her the next day and then I never heard back. And then I did call her and I left a message. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:20 I've sent a few more texts since then. See if she was okay, but I've never gotten one response. And any kiss or anything at the end of the date? No, I wish, we just gave each other a hug. Okay, and other than just thinking that she was beautiful and drooling all over yourself during the date, there's nothing else you can think of that went wrong? I mean, I thought about this,
Starting point is 00:05:43 I don't think it was much of a thing, but I'm, I mean, I'm not the best drinker, like a masculine. So, I mean, I, I ordered white wine. Oh, all right. Do we even need to call her? We already know what it is. Get him over. Oh my God, you guys.
Starting point is 00:05:58 I mean, really? No. I'm not really a drinker. It's easy to drink. I would find that hard to believe that it was the white wine, but who knows? You never know. I mean, people have all sorts of deal breakers. Alright, well, I'm going to play a song, come back, and then we'll call and get your first date follow-up, alright?
Starting point is 00:06:12 Okay. Alright, drink a white wine spritzer and hang on a second. We'll do it when we get back, alright? He's up. Okay. Alright, it's the Jubal Show. Right in the middle of a first date follow-up, and if you missed the first part, Craig is on the phone And he thinks that his date was so pretty
Starting point is 00:06:28 That it ruined things for him Isn't that right Craig? Yeah I think that might have been the case He went out with a girl named Olivia They met online And went out for drinks He said the conversation was amazing
Starting point is 00:06:44 She actually showed up looking better Than she did online Olivia, they met online and went out for drinks. He said the conversation was amazing. She actually showed up looking better than she did online. And the only thing he can think of that's causing her not to call him back is the fact that he thought she was so beautiful. At times he couldn't pay attention to what she was saying. And it might've looked like he wasn't listening to her. He also did order a white wine. That's true too. He said he ordered white wine and that's probably what, that's, that's what we're going with.
Starting point is 00:07:04 That's what did him in. All right, well, we're about to give her a call and see if we can figure it out. There's nothing you're leaving out of the story. I mean, I was going to leave the white wine out of the story. You should have. I can't think of anything else. I've been thinking about it all week. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:20 If there is something else, we're about to find it. Yeah, exactly. All right, I'm going to dial her phone number right now. And here we go, okay? Okay. If there is something else, we're about to find it. Yeah, exactly. Alright, I'm going to dial her phone number right now, and here we go, okay? Okay. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Olivia? This is Olivia.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Who's this? Olivia, how are you? This is Olivia. Who's this? Olivia, how are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. I'm, what? It's a radio show. Okay. Yeah, what's up? Well, I'll tell you in just a second, but first I want to introduce you to everybody. My name is Jubal, like I said, and then my hot ass wife, Alex Freyash. That's me. And English Evan. Hello. Those are the three people on the phone with you right now. Oh, hi. We do a segment on our show where if you go out
Starting point is 00:08:14 on a date with someone and then don't call them back after they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. So we got an email about you from a dude that you went on a date with his name is Craig oh okay yeah you remember Craig hey Craig yes okay so like how was the date that you guys went on well um to be honest we had a really we had a good time but there were definitely times that that he was like zoning out that was the first thing like i felt like he was staring through me i would be he would like ask me a question i would answer him and he just wouldn't answer yeah like and he would have he just i don't know okay well his head was he looked like he was in space so we uh we talked to him about your date and he admitted that he knew he was doing that. You want to know why he was doing that?
Starting point is 00:09:07 I mean, because he's weird. He might be weird. I don't know him that well. But he said the reason that he may have looked like he wasn't paying attention was because he thought you were so beautiful that it was hard to pay attention sometimes to what you were saying. Yeah. Still rude. Still rude. Nice compliment, though. I'll take it. Still rude, still rude, nice compliment though.
Starting point is 00:09:25 I mean, I'll take it. It doesn't change how I feel about him. So basically, I, of course, I'm super close with my sister, so of course I called her the next day and I was like, you know, this date with Craig, and I was thinking about maybe going out with him again, and she was like, I wanna see a picture of this guy.
Starting point is 00:09:42 What does he look like? Right. Dish, girl, send a pic. Yeah, she was like, I want to see a picture of this guy. What does he look like? Dish girl, send a pic. Yeah, she was like if he's hot. I was like, you know, he's cute. I sent her a picture and she called me and she was like, you'll never believe
Starting point is 00:09:56 who this is. And I was like, who? And she's like, it's Laura's teacher. And I'm like, so Laura's my niece. I was about to ask who Laura is. Laura is your niece and this dude is her teacher? He is a horror show. What do you mean
Starting point is 00:10:12 a horror show? He's just a jerk. He has sent my niece home crying. He gives the kids a ton of work. He's just a really bad teacher. Wow. Oh, okay. Well, that's not what I thought I'd hear. And to make matters worse, he didn't even tell me he was a teacher.
Starting point is 00:10:27 He actually told me he was in marketing. Weird. Oh, so he lied about his job and apparently he's a terrible, I'm assuming elementary school? Yeah. So, you know, needless to say, he seems like a liar. He's a liar. He's a jerk. I definitely don't want to call him back ever again.
Starting point is 00:10:45 That's a good reason if you think someone's a liar and a jerk. Pretty valid. You know what? I feel like a liar and a jerk now because he's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Okay. He's on the phone? Yeah. Unless he hung up.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Hey, Olivia. I'm here. My God. Hi. A liar and a jerk, huh? Well, now that we're being open and honest, yeah. You totally lied to me blatantly about your job. And from the way I hear you treat my niece, yeah, you're a jerk.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Craig, why did you lie? And were you a jerk? Yeah. I didn't lie. But you told me you work in marketing, and you're a teacher. So how did you not lie? Are you a marketing teacher? Because, no, I left my job in teaching.
Starting point is 00:11:37 I wasn't a very good teacher. A lot of parents were complaining, and it was kind of embarrassing, so I quit. Wow. Well, that's good because I mean I've had some bad teachers and my kids have had some bad teachers I'm like why are you working with kids yeah so at least you recognize that and left yeah no it was it was really frustrating I realized that I wasn't good at it I wasn't set out to be I shouldn't have been teaching such young kids and I don't have the patience for it so I. But I didn't lie to you, Olivia.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Okay, so that's the truth at least, right? Yeah, but to be honest with you, you can't even be nice to a seven-year-old. How do you think that I'm going to date you? I just don't want to be part of that. It wasn't about being nice to them. I was trying to teach them. Look, you're a decent guy, but I just can't date someone who makes seven-year-olds cry about how their handwriting is on homework. Like, it's just.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Come on. I mean, I had the maturity to realize that I wasn't good at a job, and I moved on from it. That shows some self-awareness, and I am. Did they tell you what I said about the beautiful thing and how I was zoning out? Well, clutching at Struel's head. Yeah. Yeah, they told me why you were really awkward. And I appreciate the compliment, but I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:12:55 It doesn't like when you brownie points or anything. Are you sure? Well, let me ask officially then. Olivia, would you like to go on a second date with Craig? We'll pay for it. No. Do you want to think about that a little longer at all? No, I guess not.
Starting point is 00:13:12 All right. Well, thanks for telling us at least why you weren't calling him back. I mean, I guess I'm glad I could help with some clarity on the situation. But I'm sorry to hurt your feelings, Craig. But good luck and be careful not to make people cry. Yeah, and for yourself,
Starting point is 00:13:30 maybe work on not being so judgy in the future or like respond to a text. Wow. Guys, can you hook me up with someone else? Sure, I know some great elementary school teachers
Starting point is 00:13:41 with a bit of a temper that we can probably find for you. Google's First Date Follow-Up. Hey for you. Google's first date follow up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon.
Starting point is 00:14:06 But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports,
Starting point is 00:14:38 and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. People, my people, what's up? This is Questlove.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme. Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season. But, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E., Jonathan Sheckner, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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