First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up is way too saucy!

Episode Date: May 4, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".This First Date Follow Up is way too saucy!Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Jubal Show on demand. First day follow-up. First day follow-up and Ty is on the phone. He went out with a woman named Charlie and it's been two weeks

he says and he's tried to get a hold of her four times with no response. Let's see if we can help Ty figure out why he's getting ghosted and see if we can get him another date. Unless you don't want to, Ty, would you still like to do that? Yeah, yeah, man. I want to know what's up, and I'd love to see her again. All right, so you said that her name is Charlie.

Where did you guys meet? You know, we met on Tinder, of course. What'd you guys do for your date? Well, so when we were chatting on Tinder and kind of get to know each other kind of stuff, we both talked about how we love steak. And, you know, these days

I kind of find that rare. A lot of people are kind of like vegetarian and stuff. Yeah, so he was like, I'm a carnivore. I'm a meat eater. We love steak. So I said, oh, that's great. So we, I decided I want to take her to the park and go on a picnic and I'd actually barbecue some steak out in the park, you know, like a public grill. And I, uh, yeah, I was, I was hoping to kind of, you know, impress her because I'm actually really good at barbecuing steak and cooking and outside on grill.

And, you know, I thought this was like a really romantic first date, a cool idea. And I guess it just didn't work. I don't know. Maybe that's a problem. Maybe she's not calling you back because she didn't like the steak. Well, was she a vegetarian? No, no. No, I mean, honestly, I think she was being honest because she ate it. But I think the was being honest because she ate it.

But I think the steaks were perfect. I mean, she even commented while we were there. She said, you know, oh, this is one of the best steaks that she's ever had. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. And look, I brought. Look, I'm telling you, I thought this all out.

I brought candles. I bought like nice dishes. I made it like it was a fancy restaurant, you know, set up a little kind of, like, dining area for us. And it was, you know, kind of a perfect evening. I guess except that one, like, stupid bee. Stupid bee? Was it like a bee buzzing around? Oh, okay.

I was like, are you talking about your date? I thought you were talking about a person. Yeah, me too. Are you talking about a person or, like, an animal? Insect. There's still an animal. I'm a, I'm talking about the insect.

I, so, okay. So I got stung by a bee while we were eating. Ouch. And yeah. And I, you, I didn't take it very well.

You didn't take it. Well, are you allergic? No, no, I'm not allergic. Thankfully. I mean,

imagine if she had like clam and EpPen into my neck or something. What do you mean that you didn't take it well, though? Well, OK. All right. I might as well, you know, be honest here. I kind of overreacted a little, I think. She's in the middle of talking and telling me about herself and having like that nice first date conversation. And then I feel this pain shoot up the side of my body you know and at first I think it was so intense I

think oh my god did it tendons snap in my neck or am I having a stroke like I don't know what's going on and okay so she's talking and she's telling me about like her I think she's time out your family at that moment which is really nice I'm like I'm getting to know her. And then bam, I just yell out, mother. Oh my God. Right in the middle of her talking, okay. Oh no. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

I just yell, ma, I just yell that out. And I've been stung by this bee in my neck. And seriously, it hurt like, it hurt a lot. She thinks you're a big baby. Look, I kind of think that's what it is. She said the steak was great. We had a great conversation until I yelled, Mother, right in her face.

That'll do it. So we walked back to the car. We had a nice hug. I said right to her, hey, we should go out again. She seemed like she agreed. And then that's it. She's just been ghosting me since then. I haven't heard anything from her.

And I really want a second chance, you know? Alright, well we'll see if we can do it for you. We'll play a song, come back, and then call her, and then get her on the phone and find out why she's not calling you back. Hopefully she didn't start dating that bee. Oh my god. We'll call her next. Stung

twice by the same bee. Well, I guess you both have been stung once. Anyway, alright. Play a Oh, come on. We'll call her next. Stung twice by the same bee. Well, I guess you both have been stung once. Anyway. All right. Play a song, come back, and then call her and get your first date follow-up next. It's the Jubal Show. In the middle of your first date follow-up, if you're just joining us, Ty is on the phone. And Ty had a near-death experience on his first date.

It was crazy. He almost died on his first date. Yikes. If you missed the first part, he met a woman named Charlie on Tinder. They went to the park to barbecue steaks because they both bonded over their love of meats and

he promised her he could barbecue her the best steak of her life and he thinks he did a good job. The only reason that he thinks he's not getting a call back though is because he got stung by a bee and that almost killed him at least he acted like it almost killed him apparently she was right in the middle of talking he got stung by a bee he yelled an obscenity right in her face and then got up and paced around

and started crying a little bit because of this bee sting and he thinks maybe he looked like too much of a baby and that's why Charlie isn't calling him back. All right, Ty, are you ready? Yeah, definitely. And I still think you guys are underestimating how large this bee was. Okay. All right, well, I'm going to dial her phone number right now, see if we can get her on the phone

and find out why she's not calling back. Here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Charlie, please? Uh, who's this? This is Jubal from a radio show called The Jubal Show. And I'm Alex from The Jubal Show. It's a radio show. And I'm English Evan from a radio show called The Jubal Show.

Oh, man. Oh, yeah. What do you guys want? Hey, so, um, have you listened to the show before? Uh, yeah, I have. Okay. Well, that's cool. Yeah,? Yeah, I have. Okay. Nice. Well, that's cool.

Yeah, I mean, I have. Good. Sure. All right. Well, we do a segment on the show called the First Date Follow-Up. That's where if you go out with someone and end up ghosting them, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. And we got an email about you from Ty.

Oh, boy. Yeah. Okay. Oh boy, yeah Okay, so you went on a date with Ty And he said that you guys went to the park And he barbecued steak for you And he even set up the table Like it was a nice fancy restaurant in the park And then he got stung by a bee and cried like a baby

Is that why you're not calling him back? Yeah, that all happened. Um, we were at the park and, um, it was a yummy steak and then true, very true. He got stung by that bee and y'all, you should have seen it. It was like that bee thing wrecked his whole life. We did hear. It was insane. I was just sitting there and we were talking and all of a sudden he's swearing in my face and I

thought, oh my gosh, is this guy is he just going to go into shock or something? Was I supposed to bring an EpiPen? I didn't even know I was supposed to have. And I was sitting there like, do I have to take him to the hospital because he's allergic or something like that? But no, he just had a big ouchie. I mean, he was fine.

He was in pain, but he was fine. Yeah, well, we talked to him about the date, and he swears it was a bigger bee than a normal bee, and that's why it hurt so much. So it wasn't the bee sting. That's not why you're ghosting him. No, no. And listen, you guys are possible. I know who you are. And so I already know he's listening.

And you're going to bring him on in just a second. And so I'll just tell him, guess what? No, I'm not calling you back, Ty, because you are basic AF. And I am not a basic. Wow. That's why. What? That's why.

He made a steak. That's not basic at all in a park. Basic? I made you steak. Come on. I know. What's basic about steak? I mean, yeah, you made the steak, but I'm not calling you back because I just don't do basic.

I'm sorry. What? Basic? I don't even know what that means. What is Basic? I don't even know what that means. What was basic? It means that you wanted to impress me with how you can cook steak, and then you made yours well done, and then you drenched it in ketchup. Ew. Ew. Whoa.

You. Hey, that's how I like my steak. All right? How's that make you taste it? I like my steak. Yeah right? How's that make you taste it? I like my steak. Yeah, you left that part out. But you're really not calling him back because of how he orders his steak. I mean, yeah.

Well, I mean, it's not just the steak, Kai. I mean, just so we all know, I mean, it goes so much deeper. What's wrong with that? I put ketchup on my steak. It's what I like on my steak. It tastes good. Yum, yum. All right.

What's that mean? Not yum, yum. No. No, it is not yum, yum at all. It's not just a steak, Ty. It goes deeper than that. I mean, you put ketchup on your steak, Ty. Why would you even think that you're on my level?

Go find some basic who likes ketchup on her well-done steak. I'm way out of your league. Damn. Wow. Okay. Yeah, tell Ty how you really feel, I guess, huh? All because of ketchup on a steak. I mean, come on. You're a f***ing carrot.

Okay, well, then I'll ask the question, I guess guess i think now sounds like the appropriate time charlie would you like to go out with ty on another date we'll pay for it nope no well sorry the jubile show on demand hey everyone it's katic. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the

God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all

get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. That's right. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity,

we share our personal journeys navigating our 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engage in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that will resonate with your experiences, Decisions Decisions is going to be your go-to source for the open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world.

Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections. Tune in and join in the conversation. Listen to Decisions decisions decisions on the black effect podcast network iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast