First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up is well-endowed!

Episode Date: August 27, 2021

After a smooth date with Madison, RY doesn't understand why Madison won't call him back. The Jubal Show finds out the hilarious reason why in this well-endowed First Date Follow Up!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. You are cordially invited to the hottest party in professional sports. I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional and the host of Welcome to the Party, your newest obsession about the wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring interviews with top players on tour, tips to help improve your swing, and the craziest stories to come out of your friendly neighborhood country club.

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That's true. Yeah. It can bond you guys immediately if you have a really specific common interest. Right. You know, like super glue. If you have a super glue fetish. If you have a super glue fetish, that can bond you instantly. I see what you did there. That was a glue joke. You're not getting that on many other shows today. I can tell you that. And that's

why Rye is on the phone today for a first date follow up. He has a super glue fetish. Really? And apparently he's not getting a call back because of it. Well, I know why you're not getting a call back. Is that right, Rye? That's not my, no, that's not actually my thing. You liar, Jubal. Yeah, I mean, he said they had a common interest, so I just went with what I know. Oh, wow.

And it was super glue, but I guess that wasn't it. It must have gotten stuck in your head. Yeah. Oh, wow. You said that you really bonded with, what's her name, by the way, the girl that you want us to call today?

Madison. Madison, all right. Your email said that you really bonded with Madison because of a common interest but now she's not calling you back tell us a little bit about the date yeah so we we both really like tennis and a little out there for my taste tennis huh no it's fun but it was like and it's like a cool low-key date too where we we actually we met at the park we had like a little picnic and that played tennis and so like you know got to kind of meet each other and talk and hang out and that's actually pretty awesome

that you meet somebody who's into something you're into alex and i are married by the way if you didn't know that. But when we first met, she's really into basketball. I played basketball growing up. She played basketball growing up. She's way better than me. But it was really cool to be able to play basketball with your girlfriend. That was awesome.

You know, so playing tennis, I could see how playing tennis with a girl that you're into would be a dope date. Yeah, it's awesome. Just having the common interest, you know, and yeah, like the way you said, it's fun to be able to like hang out and play this thing that you like with with a girl like. Yeah. So you said that you met for you met and you had a picnic or something and then played tennis together. Yeah, I mean, we just had like a, you know, a little bit of food and just kind of talked and got to know each other a little bit. And all that stuff really clicked. Like, it just felt like the conversation was easy.

And then we got up and we, you know, went and played tennis. And it was, I mean, that was like the best part of the day. Yeah, I can hear you smiling about it. Yeah. I know exactly how you feel. I gave you the basketball thing for an example. Like, it was awesome. Yeah. How did you feel like she, you know, was feeling throughout the day. Yeah, I can hear you smiling about it. I know exactly how you feel. I gave you the basketball thing for an example. It was awesome. How did you feel like she was feeling throughout the date? She was great.

The whole conversation in the beginning, we're having fun. She was excited about playing tennis. Then, if I'm going to be honest, towards the end, she seemed a little bit off or different or something. I don't know. She did leave the date kind of quickly, which I don't know what was going on there.

Her mood changed in between you guys first meeting up and the end of the date? Yeah, yeah. Was she on her phone at all or distracted? Or was it because of something that you might have said or done? Yeah, but one thing I noticed is she was, like, super competitive. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay.

She had a real fire. And I beat her. Oh, you did. So maybe she was just pissed that she lost. Yeah, I mean, I thought that at first, but then the fact that she hasn't called me back or returned any texts is kind of making me think

that maybe it was something else. Well, how long has it been since she hasn't responded? Just over a week. Okay, that's long enough to know you've gotten ghosted for sure. So you've literally ruined

the sport of tennis for her and now she's not calling you back. Yeah. So is that the only thing you can think of then? The only reason and now she's not calling you back. Yeah. So is that the only thing you can think of then? The only reason that she might not be calling you back is the fact that she's super competitive and a sore loser and you beat her at tennis. I, I,

yeah. I mean, the only other thing, and this would be weird is I was like a few minutes late, like five minutes late. But again, when I got there, she seemed very happy and, you know,

happy to see me and everything. If she was upset that you were late, she probably wouldn't have been nice right away. Yeah, that can't be it. And also five minutes, that's a bit psychotic to be, you know, angry about that. Wow. What?

I had no idea you were so selfish. Time is people's most important possession. And you were late to everything. And I am late for everything, but I admit it even though it's seven. Oh. Well, here, man. We'll play a song, come back,

and then call her and see if we can figure it out for you, okay? Amazing. Thanks so much. Yep, we'll get your first date follow-up right after this. It's the Jubal Show. Dry on the phone today for a first date follow-up. Played tennis on his first date because I guess he shared an interest in tennis with the girl he went out with.

Her name is Madison. He said that the date was great. He liked her a lot, especially the fact that they shared the love of tennis together. And at the beginning of his date, her attitude was fine. She seemed really into him. And then towards the end of the date, she seemed like she was not into him at all. I didn't ask you in the first part, right? Did you guys kiss or anything? How'd you part ways? Uh, we just kind of, yeah, I don't know. We just kind of gave a little hug, and it was just like, you know, it was very general, basic. And the only thing that Rye can think of

as being a reason that he's not getting a call back from her is the fact that he beat her, and she seemed very competitive. Are you competitive? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, maybe you shouldn't call her. But you couldn't let her win on the you competitive? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. Maybe you shouldn't let her win on the first date. I couldn't. No.

Wow. Relationships are built on trust, not lies. Yeah, but chivalry goes a long way, man. Yeah. Well, I mean, maybe you did get competitive and you didn't even realize it, but we'll call her right now and see if we can figure it out. All right. You ready? Awesome. Thanks. Yep.

Hello? Hi, may I speak to Madison, please? This is she. Who's this? This is the Jubal Show. It's a radio show. It involves me. My name's Jubal.

My name's Alex. My name's Evan. Okay. And you're calling from a radio show. It involves me. My name's Jubal. My name's Alex. My name's Evan. Okay, and you're calling from a radio station? We do a segment on our show called The First Date Follow-Up. That's where if you go on a date with someone and don't call them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. And we got an email about you recently from a dude named Rye. Oh.

Yeah. Rye. Yeah. Oh Oh Rye You can always tell when People do that on the phone Madison When they go oh it's like Rye probably Has a nickname with your friends You know how people do that

Oh yeah He definitely has a nickname with my friends What is it Hervey Rye. Purvy Rye. That would lead me to assume, based on your nickname, that he's Purvy? God, you're good. Purvy?

Yeah. I'm so glad you can connect those dots. What did he do that was Purvy? I don't know. Where do I begin, I guess? I'll tell you what he told us. How about that? I'll tell you what he told us, and then you can fill in whatever blank needs to be filled in.

So, he said that you guys went and played tennis and had a great time, and at the end of it, he could tell that you were upset about something. He doesn't know what, though. How could he not? I mean, wow. He must be completely... Well, what did he do? We're playing tennis. So, he was obviously very excited. completely. Well, what did he do? We're playing tennis. So he was obviously very

excited the entire time we were together. Oh no. Very excited. Oh yeah. You don't mean like a smile on his face jumping up and down excited, do you? Oh no. Yeah, yeah. I mean like down

there excited. How can you get down there excited during tennis? Yeah, he said you guys played tennis. He must really love tennis. Oh, yeah. And it was just, it was so pervy. It was such an icky vibe. Like, oh, I thought he was keeping some of the tennis balls in his pocket. And it was not that. Oh, wow. I mean, whoa. Okay. How is he that excited? I mean, I guess it's a compliment, isn't it?

He's, well, I don't know. I mean, was he wearing basketball shorts? You know how they, you know. Reveal a lot? Yeah, they were workout shorts and it was very obvious. I'm not blind. All right, well, I can understand why you wouldn't want to call him back then if he is a raging tennis player. Say that.

That's weird. Thank you for being honest with us. I appreciate that. And now, Madison, I do want to be honest with you and let you know that Pervy Rye is on the phone and has been listening to this

and would like to talk to you. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Don't worry. We're not going to let him get pervy with you because if this is true, right. Yeah. First of all, not true at all. No, just half chub or?

No. Madison, are you still there? Yeah, I'm still here. Totally not true. So, Madison, you know how I was a few minutes late for the date? Yeah, which is fine. I get it. Yeah.

So I was changing clothes in the car, like from my pants into my shorts, and I didn't have any underwear. But I just had my workout shorts on. So I didn't have any underwear. It doesn't excuse the fact that you didn't have any underwear on, right? So I don't know how to say this. I mean, I swear to you, I was happy to hang out with you. I was not excited in any way.

Well, I just have to hold on. I'm sorry. I don't mean to cut you off. But how do you explain this then? I just imagine me. I don't know you. We're meeting up for the first time, and then that was all very, it was quite a visual for a first date.

Yeah, I'm really embarrassed. I would be too. Yeah, no, so that's how it is. What? You're just always walking around like that? At attention? That's just how it is, like, sorry, just always walking around like that? At attention? That's just how it is. Like, sorry, I have a boner everywhere I go.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I did not even have a boner. I endowed, I will say. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah, I don't know. I'm still uncomfortable right now.

I don't know how to talk. You're blessed. That's what was going on. Oh. So you didn't have underwear and I guess you brought two tennis rackets. And the other tennis racket was

flopping around and it might have looked like you were... Oh my God, I'm mortified right now. Well, I don't know if I'm more mortified for me or for Rye. I don't know. I think you should be pretty happy about Rye. Yeah, I think Rye's probably not mortified right now. Well, I don't know if I'm more mortified for me or for Rye. I don't know. I think you should be pretty happy about Rye. Yeah, I think Rye's probably not mortified.

He's probably like, hehehe. Yeah, Rye. I like how Rye's trying to be humble about it. Yeah, trying to act all humble. I'm so embarrassed right now. Yeah. That's just how it is. So I just have to ask, like, are you serious about this? Like, that's not, I just, is that how you?

I swear to you, I was not erect. I really, really, really mean it. And I'm so sorry that I embarrassed you. And I really want to see you again and hang out. And I'm just sorry that that's, I'm not a pervert. I promise. Okay. All right.

Well, Madison, would you like to go out on another date with Rye? We will pay for it. Please. Come on. I promise. I will prove it to you that I'm not a pervert. Oh, Rye. Yeah, baby.

Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's go on another date. Woo-hoo. Yay. I figured that was going to happen. Well, I mean, yeah. Yeah. OK, let's go on another date. Yay. Figured that was going to happen. Obvious.

Just trying to act hesitant also. I guess that's fine. I guess you're going to have to prove it. Yeah. Jubal's First Date Follow Up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question.

I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some fun thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our

ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You are cordially invited to the hottest party in professional sports.

I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional and the host of Welcome to the Party, your newest obsession about the wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring interviews with top players on tour, tips to help improve your swing, and the craziest stories to come out of your friendly neighborhood country club. Welcome to the Party with Tisha Allen is an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. Listen to Welcome to the Party, that's P-A-R-T-E-E, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.