First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up proves that not everyone has the same sense of humor!
Episode Date: November 22, 2021First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Today's First ...Date Follow Up will prove that everyone's sense of humor is not the same! It also proves that not everyone has a sense of humor! What happened to Kylie and Justin and can The Jubal Show get them a second date!? Find out in another exciting First Date Follow Up! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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First date follow up
Justin is on the phone today
For a first date follow up
And we don't know Justin
You probably don't know Justin either
And we're about to meet Justin
Which is very exciting for everybody
Because Justin isn't getting a call back
From a woman named Kylie
That he took on a date
She's met Justin before and isn't calling him back.
So let's meet Justin and see if we would call him back.
What's up, Justin?
How are you?
I'm good.
Yeah, how are you guys?
Based on this exchange right here,
I think I would not call you back either, Justin.
You doing okay? Well, I you back either, Justin. You doing okay?
Well, I don't know, guys.
If I'm being honest, I'm a little bummed, you know?
Yeah, okay.
Hey, sorry, you know, we kind of joke around and stuff,
but it sounds like this is a serious deal for you.
You obviously really like the woman that you went out with.
Her name's Kylie, right?
Yeah, yeah.
She's really great.
How long has it been since you talked to her, since your date, actually? How long has it been since you talked to her,
since your date, actually?
How long has it been since your date?
I think about two weeks.
Two weeks, quite a while.
Okay, and how many times have you reached out to her
in that time?
At least five times.
Okay.
And you've gotten nothing back at all?
Yeah, nothing.
I just, I don't understand.
Like, I think we had, like, a really great. I just, I don't understand. Like, I think we had like a really great date.
Like, I don't see what her problem is.
Yeah.
All right.
So you said you met on Tinder.
What did you guys do for your actual date?
Okay.
So first I took her to this like champagne lounge, like a really fancy place.
Tried a bunch of different champagnes, you know, just tasting.
Then went to an art exhibit.
That would be actually a fun date.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that would actually be a cool date
to go like to an art exhibit or something like that.
If it's cool stuff,
if it's really crappy art exhibit, it'd be boring.
Yeah, if you think that going to an art exhibit is boring,
then you're probably pretty young
because it took me a while to be like,
yeah, that'd be fun actually.
I never thought I would actually have fun going to an art exhibit,
but I would.
Yeah.
Um,
then after that we went to like,
uh,
uh,
this cool arcade,
like an adult arcade.
Um,
like,
like David Buster's were kind of fancier.
Okay.
Um,
well maybe she's not calling you back because she's exhausted.
I mean,
I guess,
I don't know.
How did you feel her vibe was like during the date? Does she seem pretty into you? Um,, I guess. I don't know. How did you feel her vibe was like during the date?
Does she seem pretty into you?
I think so. I don't know.
I mean, I can't always tell,
but she was engaging.
We were talking, asking each other
questions. She just
seemed to have a positive demeanor.
Was there any reason that you think she's not calling
you back? Well, one
thing I have is that to get into the arcade that we went to,
there's like this big stairway, kind of a long stairway.
Halfway through, I kind of tripped, like I kind of tripped and fell a little bit,
like kind of skinned my knee a little.
And it was just like really embarrassing.
I just felt like really dumb.
I don't think it would be anything else.
I don't think I was like rude
or like being dumb during the date.
So I mean, I think that's about it.
I think that's all it could be.
Well, how did it end?
Did you trip down the stairs together?
No, no.
Both trip at the same time?
Tripped holding hands?
Tripped because you guys were hugging on the stairs?
Or she was walking down and you got behind her to do that weird, awkward, like, couples walk behind.
One person walks in front, one person walks behind.
And you're, like, cuddling while you're walking thing.
And then you trip down the stairs, both of you together?
I don't get that.
Was that an attempt at humor?
Was that, um... humor? Was that...
Yeah, I was trying to make a romantic comedy reference thing.
That's fine.
Don't worry about it.
It's all good.
Oh, no, I'm sure it will probably go great next time.
Maybe.
Someone who has a personality.
Oh, well, yeah, someone who's funny.
Shots fired.
I guess what I was trying to ask you was, did you guys kiss?
We can just make it simple with that.
Oh, yeah, no, no, we didn't.
We hugged at the end, and yeah, I just sent her to her door, and that was it.
Yeah, I feel like it's kind of classier that way.
Okay.
All right.
So no kiss.
And then you've heard nothing since at all?
Nothing. Hmm. All right. No kiss. And then you've heard nothing since at all? Nothing.
All right.
We'll play a song, come back, and then call her and see if we can figure out why she's
not calling you back, okay?
That'd be great.
All right.
Let's do it next.
It's the Jubal Show.
Just listening.
Justin is on the phone, and Justin wants us to call a woman named Kylie.
They went out on a pretty elaborate date.
They went to a champagne tasting, and then to an art art exhibit and then to one of those nice arcade lounge type places
where they probably have bowling and all kinds of it.
Anyway, he said that they had a great time.
The only awkward moment was that he tripped when he was going up the stairs
and he thinks that might have turned her off.
And she hasn't talked to him.
It's been two and a half weeks and we're going to get her on the phone
and try to figure out why.
That was almost more concise than I've ever been at that.
So good.
All right, Justin, you ready to call her?
Yeah, let's do it.
We're going to call her right now
and see if we can figure it out for you.
Here we go.
Hello?
Hi, may I speak to Kylie, please?
This is she.
Kylie, how are you?
This is Jubal from The Jubal Show.
This is Alex Fresh from The Jubal Show.
This is English Evan from The Jubal Show.
And this is a show called The Jubal Show.
Yo.
Wow.
Hi, everyone.
Hello.
Why are you guys calling me?
This is exciting, but what's up?
Well, we're calling you because, well, I mean, I guess you listen to the show sometimes.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Okay.
That's awesome.
Yeah, that's good.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate.
Of course, you guys are hilarious.
Well, we're calling you today because somebody emailed us about you.
It's for a first date follow-up.
Do you hear those on the show?
I do hear those.
Now I'm really nervous.
Yeah, you should be.
You went out on a date with someone, and now you've ghosted them.
So they emailed us to try to get you on the phone and find out what happened.
Want to take a guess at who it is?
Justin?
Yes. That is correct correct you are correct justin is the guy who emailed us about you he told us that he took you to a champagne tasting or tour or whatever you call that and then he took you to
an art exhibit and then he took you to a cool like gaming bar and after that you never talked to him again so now he's wondering why
yeah i mean it was it was a really good time and it was he was super sweet and we had a good time
i feel like so bad um it was he well it was like a couple of things it was like he
the champagne lounge i loved and I loved
the art gallery that was super cool
and we had a great time we had some good talk
about like the art that was there and stuff
I just like
there was definitely a couple jokes that I cracked
that he like didn't laugh at
so that was like the first where I was like ah
ah okay so he doesn't get your
humor
yeah I mean I don't know if he gets anyone's humor or any humor at all.
We talked to him, and I found him to be incredibly hilarious and jovial.
Actually, I cracked a few jokes at him.
He seemed like a serious dude, yeah.
Not the most receptive.
Totally.
Super serious, and I did not expect that.
And we were, like, at the art gallery, and I was, like, making a couple jokes about some of the stuff.
And he just didn't get it at all.
But, so, that was part of it.
And then we also, like, everything was great.
And it was great.
We just, we went to the arcade.
And I'm just, like, not an arcade person.
I'm not, like, a kid anymore. I just don't want to feel that way at all. I just don not an arcade person. I'm not like a kid anymore.
I just don't want to feel that way at all.
I just don't like that stuff.
I just don't care for it.
Like I want like a man,
like someone who's going to pay my bills,
not like, I don't know,
like a high school sweetheart or whatever.
And I felt like that's like where that was.
And I was like, eh.
Was the arcade for actual kids?
Like were there kids around you?
No, I mean, there was an adult one, but it was just still
an arcade, and everyone was, like,
fratty and drunk and, like...
Oh, yeah, sounds like a terrible time, actually.
It does not sound... Yeah, it doesn't sound that fun.
That sounds like my type of fun, but... What about the other stuff you did,
though? That seems your speed, if
you don't want to go to arcade.
I mean, the other stuff
was great. I just, like...
It felt like... The joking part was just too much for me
Like he fell up the stairs
And he
I made a joke about it
Because it's funny when someone falls up the stairs
It's hilarious
And so I laughed and made a joke about it
And he was dead serious
And then I felt bad
And I was like
Is this going to be every time we hang out
I'm just going to feel bad for making jokes.
Cause it's like,
feels like I'm like laughing at you.
Okay.
Well,
thank you for telling us.
Appreciate it.
We'll,
we'll of course remind you since you've heard the show before that he's on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Oh my God.
Yup.
I forgot about that.
Still there, Justin?
Yeah.
So a couple things.
First of all, yeah, yes, you made some jokes at the art exhibit.
So one thing I left out is that we went to a black art exhibit.
All right.
It was a art exhibit about a black person who from Chicago.
So it was like, you know, a whole lot of like, you know, black art about his heritage, where he comes from.
This girl made a whole.
So basically she made a bunch of black jokes.
What?
And that's why I didn't laugh.
Why are you trying to get another date with her?
I didn't think much of it.
I was like, it was just a couple jokes.
Everyone's made a couple off-color jokes,
but they just seemed in very poor taste
and just not my type of humor.
It just seemed like really, really inappropriate.
Why did you take me to an arcade then if you're such a serious person?
Well, I mean, I, I,
I guess I have a serious side and I guess I also have like, you know,
sort of a fun loving, you know, do silly stuff.
Everyone for the wild side.
So the lounge and champagne and the art exhibit was like the serious side of you
and the arcade is the fun, loving side of you?
I mean, yeah, you know, I like to let loose a little bit every once in a while.
I mean, what's wrong with that?
Okay, so what would you consider cutting loose then at the arcade?
Well, I don't know. We were having the fun, having a couple of drinks.
I won the bear for you, like at the claw.
Like, I mean, it took three tries.
I mean, was that not good?
I mean, yeah.
I mean, it was definitely a fun side of you.
Super fun.
Yeah. Oh, go ahead and bail you out. Super fun I Yeah
I don't know
Go ahead and bail you out
Would you like to go on another date with Justin?
We'll pay for it
No
I mean I'm not really interested
He has a fun side
Yeah
It's just
It doesn't match my fun side
Okay well I gotta tell you guys
I don't think my fun side
Or my serious side Or my esoter, I got to tell you guys, I don't think my fun side or my serious side
or my esoteric side
or any side of me
is interested
in dating this girl.
I have this policy
where I don't date
mean b****.
Oh!
Wow.
I mean, yeah.
I'll definitely be
brokenhearted
and have some
bad dreams tonight, but hopefully I'll get over it.
You'll be all right.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's great.
Go step on the Lego.
Step on the Lego.
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thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God.
We're going to take some viewer questions as well.
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