First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up smells STRONG!

Episode Date: October 14, 2021

Landon doesn't know why Anna won't call him back! The Jubal Show finds out why in this STRONG SMELLING First Date Follow Up!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What are? The ones where someone goes out on a date with a person more than once and then that person goes some. Oh. You know? The multiple time. The multiple dater. The multiple date follow-up. That's what happened this time? Yes. The multiple date follow-up. Landon is on the phone and apparently he went out with a girl named Anna.

They've been out twice and then all of a sudden she just dropped off the face of the earth. You're kidding. No, I'm not. Oh my God. Ghosted? Yes, ghosted. Landon, do you think that's what happened? She went for a walk and then actually fell off the side of the earth? Are you a flat earther?

I mean, no. I'm going to go ahead and deny that. But yeah, no, it feels that way for sure. Completely out of nowhere. So your email said that you guys have been out on two dates. Yeah, that's right. Okay. So what did you do on your first date?

So the first time was like middle of the day. We were both at work and it was like we were breaking for coffee. So it was like limited, you know, were both at work and it was like it like we were breaking for coffee so it was like limited you know low stakes okay very casual and where did you guys meet um well coffee shop like close to both like right in the middle of both of our where we work i think she meant like how did you meet her to go out with her in the first place oh i thought he was saying that's where he met her oh no no no we met on uh on on a dating app and then so then you met her. Oh, no. No, no. We met on a dating app. And then, so then you met the first time at the coffee shop. Yeah, that's right.

Okay. Things went really well. I mean, well enough to get a, like, to want to go on something with a little bit more, you know, time. High stakes. Okay. Low stakes date to high stakes date. Right.

What was the high stakes date then? We went to a Greek place that I really like. How did the date go when you guys went to dinner? Oh, I mean, like I thought it went great. That's the weirdest part. That's why I got in touch with y'all is because I had no indication. I'm trying, I'm like racking my brain over what went wrong. You know, like I've been, you know how it is. You replay the conversation conversation in your head the blues in your head over and over trying to figure out what went wrong and i just can't place anything can't think of anything that went wrong i mean you know kind of first date jitters i know it wasn't really our first date but it certainly felt like one and maybe i i'm a little concerned

that i had too much to drink i didn't really feel like i did. But you know, I took an Uber home and was a little stumbly getting up the stairs. So I'm just wondering if maybe that was it. Yeah, that could be annoying. So you say you're replaying the conversation. Do you remember most of it? Or were you that drunk? No, no, no, I did. I definitely do. I mean, it was good. And like we connected on things that I wasn't expecting us to connect about. Like I brought up, um, like I, I'm not huge in, uh, in stock trading, but I,

I do a little bit and I've definitely been discovering it and it turns out that she is too. So we, Oh, that's cool. It's unique. Yeah. Right. And, and totally did not see that coming and actually got some good advice. So, I mean, it was very attractive. Yeah. I mean, that's cool. Like if you have a common interest of someone like that, did you know that she was also into the stock market? I had no idea. There was no indication. And that's why dating can be funny. Find out new things about people and then they don't call you back after. Yeah. Total go. So how did the second day end? Did you get a kiss or a hug or? Uh, we hugged. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We hugged and then we both got into separate

like cars. Did you feel like going in for a kiss? Uh, no, actually, I don't know. I didn't,

I didn't feel that. I didn't want to like pressure the situation so I just kept it at a hug. You must not have been as drunk as you thought because normally if you're that drunk

you'd be like, I'm going in for it. She wants me. I think maybe I'm overly cautious when I'm that drunk. Oh yeah. All right. Yeah. Some people are like, I'm going in for it. She wants me. I think maybe I'm overly cautious when I'm that drunk. Some people are like that too. They go the opposite. There's nothing

else that you can think of other than the fact that you might have drank a little bit too much at the Greek restaurant. No, the conversation was great. I have no idea. Total ghost. Okay. Well, we'll try to figure it out for you. I still am standing with she went for a walk, and we all know the earth is flat, and phew, fell right off.

No? Just me? Okay, well, I'll play a song, come back, and then we'll call her and see what's up, okay? Sounds good, yeah. He fell off the face of the earth, too. No, no, no, I'm hanging with you. Okay, all right, cool. Well, don't go for a walk and let's lose you now.

Stay with us. We'll play a song, come back, and then we'll get your first date follow up next. All right? All right. Let's do it. Okay. It's a Jubal show. Okay.

So we're about to call Anna, the girl you went on two dates with and see why she all of a sudden stopped calling you back. But I wanted to ask you, so you said you guys bonded over stocks, like you're into the stock market a little bit. And so is she. Yeah. Do you think maybe she just knows way more than you? Cause you said you got some tips from her and she's like, wow,

this guy actually doesn't know anything about the stock market. I mean, I would think that there would be better reasons, bigger reasons to, to just not get in touch with somebody other than that. I don't think it's that. I think it's the biggest reason. Stupidity. Anyway.

All right. So you guys went out on two dates, one for coffee, one to this great place. You think the reason she's not calling you back is you got a little too drunk or you might've gotten a little tipsy on your last date

and you can't think of anything else. By the way, how long has it been since you talked to her? It's been like four days now. Four days. Okay. Okay. All right.

Well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you. I'm going to dial her phone number right now and find out why she's not calling you back. Here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Anna? This is she. Anna, how are you? This is the Jubal show.

Okay. The what? The Jubal. The radio? It's a radio show, yeah. Why are you calling me? So everybody's here. Me, Jubal. It's a radio show. Yeah. Why are you calling me? So everybody's here. Me, Jubal. My hot ass wife, Alex Freyash.

Right. In English heaven. Hello. Okay. What's going on? Well, we're calling you today because we got an email about you from one of our listeners who said you could hook us up with some hot stock tips and we need to know what the hot thing to trade on is

right now. See how very versed I am in the stock market? What? I don't You want tips on the stock market? I guess I'm confused. Yeah, that's understandable. I'm confusing.

Anna, we got an email about you from a dude named Landon. Okay. And he told us that you guys went out on two dates and he really liked you a lot. And he's wondering why you've blown him off since your last date at the Greek restaurant? Well, I mean, to be honest, I just don't want to hurt his feelings. I mean, he's the one who emailed us and he wants to know. So if it hurts his feelings, then, you know, it's kind of his fault. That's his bad.

Okay. kind of his fault that's his bad okay well the first time we met up we met at a coffee shop um and i was like there's like this strong smell of cologne and i was like not sure like if it was coming from him or not um but it was super pungent. It was awful. Like so like old man, you know. Oh, wow. So like were you wearing a mask, right? Yeah. And I could still that's what I'm saying. Like it was bad. Right. Because yeah. Okay. And so do you know if it was coming from him or not? For sure. No, I didn't. So, you know, the conversation was super

good. Like I really did want to go out with him again. So I did. Yeah. He told us that you guys went to a Greek restaurant. He thinks the reason that you stopped talking to him was like, he got a little too tipsy at the restaurant when you guys went out. Oh no, no, no, I didn't. I didn't think he did. I mean, I just said he was, you know, having a good time, but I just, y'all, it was him. I could not get past the smell. So he showed up to the restaurant and it was that same smell from the coffee shop?

Oh, yes. So it feels like it was more. I could barely eat. It was bad. It was horrible. You gave him a second date, so I'm assuming he probably thought you loved the smell on the first date. Yeah.

And then went overboard on the second. You probably just wore too much clothing. I know. I didn't know. I know. I didn't know it was him. I was hoping it wasn't. So he took a bath in cologne both times before meeting you, or maybe all the time.

It's bad. I don't even know how you could not notice that. That's why I was like, I'm just not going to go out with him again Because obviously he doesn't know how Like his hygiene is in question You know what I mean? Too much cologne is one thing But also if it doesn't smell good is another

So combined is a no-no Right I wonder if he wears his cologne like that all the time Anna we should ask him Yeah I mean if you want to ask him go ahead I'm fine I I will. I'll just do it right now because he's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you.

Oh my God, really? Yeah, surprised I don't smell him. Yeah, really. I mean, you had to know I'd be listening, right? Um, no. No, I didn't actually. Wow. You could have said something.

It seems like really easily, Chick, you easily could have said something. I mean, I didn't realize that you had such a complaint. Oh, you smell bad? Listen, I've never received a complaint about that cologne, ever. So, I mean, maybe are you especially sensitive to smells? No, not really, but you definitely put too much cologne on. I don't know what to say. I've never heard that before, and I've been wearing the same cologne since I was like 18.

Wow. Well, you're still single, so. You always know it's good when you've been wearing cologne. Landon, you sound like you're in your 30s. Is that true? Yeah. Might when you've been wearing cologne for like how, Landon, you sound like you're in your 30s. Is that true? Yeah. Might be time to update the cologne. Yeah, well, apparently so. Exactly.

That's the problem is like I'm not tied to it. It's just something I do by default. I didn't even, I had no idea. Okay. I don't believe you. Well, Landon, you asked a second ago, nobody said anything to you, or you said a second ago, nobody said anything to you or you said, you said a second ago that nobody's ever said anything to you.

Probably because that's an awkward conversation to have. Like, Hey man, you put on way too much cologne. I've been around people that put on a ton of cologne or perfume and it's always really bad, but I never have called them out cause it just feels rude. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, apparently that's what's going on here. I honestly didn't know. Like I, it's easy to rude. Yeah. Yeah, well, apparently that's what's going on here. I honestly didn't know. Like, it's easy to fix. Yeah, one or two spritz, that's it. Yeah, I would agree. One or two spritz,

but not that cologne because it's just bad. No spritzes of that. No spritzes of that one. Message heard, loud and clear. Jeez. All right, well, message heard, loud and clear. Anna, would you like to go out on another date with Landon we'll pay for it we'll we'll if he doesn't wear the cologne

maybe we'll even buy him some new cologne will we no we won't I mean I would except for that he called me like sensitive to smell and like can't even admit that like it's his cologne like it was kind of uncool. So I don't really feel like going out with him again because I'm sure he's going to pick up my karate or something. I'm on the same page. You know what's uncool is just completely ghosting someone and not having the courage to talk to them about it. So I have no interest now. Okay. All right. So I guess So I guess you're both in agreement. Hey, look at that.

There's our answer. More common ground between you guys. Stocks and now the fact that you don't want to go out again. Yeah. Well, thanks for clearing the air. Jubal's first date follow-up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric.

Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show,

which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, Listen to The Daily Show, Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You are cordially invited to the hottest party in professional sports. I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional and the host of Welcome to the Party, your newest obsession about the wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring interviews with top players on tour, tips to

help improve your swing, and the craziest stories to come out of your friendly neighborhood country club. Welcome to the Party with Tisha Allen is an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. Listen to Welcome to the Party, that's P-A-R-T-E-E,

on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.