First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up will teach you a lesson about a certain group of people!

Episode Date: May 12, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".This First Date Follow Up will teach you a lesson about a certain group of people! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Margie is on the phone today for a first date follow-up. And Margie met a guy named Dale. You know that old story. How Margie met Dale. Jack and Jill. It was one of the biggest romantic comedies of the late 90s. You know that old story, How Margie Met Dale. Jack and Jill. It's a great romantic comedy. It was one of the biggest romantic comedies of the late 90s, How Margie Met Dale, I think.

But this isn't like that because now Margie isn't getting a call back and she doesn't know why. What's up, Margie? Before we get into everything, how long has it been since your date with Dale? It's been a week since our date. About a week, okay. And how many times have you reached out to Dale in that week? I texted him twice. I didn't really want to go overboard and scare him away, but clearly that didn't work. Okay, so you've heard nothing.

Yeah, basically nothing. Okay, well, tell us about the date first. Well, we actually had a Zoom date, and I'm not kidding about this. It was magical right until about my roommate showed up and blackout drunk and ruined the date. What? Okay, so you guys met up on Zoom, and then your drunk roommate came home in the middle of your Zoom date. Yeah, how did it get ruined? So my roommate busted in the door, blackout drunk, and was just crying on about her ex-boyfriend.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. Falling everywhere, knocking stuff over. Oh, my gosh. I didn't know what to do because she really needed my help. Yeah, so you logged off of Zoom, ended your date, so you could take care of your roommate. That really happened.

That's all I can think of why he's not calling me back. All right. And the date was good up until your roommate showed up and ruined everything? Yeah, it was absolutely amazing. We had so much chemistry. The conversation conversation was fantastic and he's so hot like he's at least nine out of ten having a zoom date is was that weird is that your first zoom date are you zooming all the time these days no i mean i've had some long-distance relationships before so i've i've done it before so when you like went to go log off what was that conversation like to wrap it up?

I mean, I was just kind of explaining how sorry I felt for, you know, how much of a mess the whole date had went. But he seemed to just kind of understand about it. You would think, like, I don't know why he wanted to meet again. Be upset at you right for your your roommate coming home hammered and crying and needing help like I don't know why he would be upset at you for that so I was just I just apologized a lot and I was just explaining how sorry I was for the inconvenience and I felt terrible and he seemed okay with it yeah I mean I don't know why he would be upset at you or not want to call you back.

Is there anything else you can think of that went wrong during your date with Dale? No, I mean, honestly, that was it. I thought we were a perfect match and I really liked him. I haven't liked anyone like that in a really long time. I felt like there was a really big spark there and I haven't even dated anyone for a while.

So I just felt like there was a really big connection. Okay. Well, we'll see if we can maybe get that connection logged back on for you. Zoom joke. Yes. Yeah. But we'll see if we can,

we'll see if we can get him on the phone, find out why he's not calling you back and get you another date. Okay. Okay. Thanks guys. All right. We'll play a song, come back and get your first date follow up next.

It's a Jubal show. Middle of your first date follow upup next. It's the Jubal Show. In the middle of your first date follow-up, and in case you missed it, Margie is on the phone, and she wants us to call a guy named Dale. Margie and Dale went on a date. They didn't really go anywhere. It was on Zoom. They were Zooming, and then everything, according to Margie, was going great. And that's when her drunk roommate barged in the door and screwed things up. I guess she was crying about her ex, knocking things over.

And then Margie had to log off of Zoom to take care of her roommate. The guy seemed like he understood, except since that day, Margie has not been able to get a hold of him. He won't call her back, won't text her back. He's just ghosted her completely. So we're about to get him on the phone and find out why. You ready, Margie? Yeah, I'm ready.

All right. Let's get it. Here we go. Hello? Dale? Yes, this is Dale. What's up, Dale? How are you? I'm good. Can I help you? Yes, you can. Sorry, I should explain.

This is a radio show called The Jubal Show, and my name is Jubal. My name is Alex. My name is English Evan. I'm Christian Gray Snow. Calling you because we got an email about you from one of our listeners. Oh, all right. I mean, is that something you guys do regularly? All the time.

Every day. Actually, yeah. A lot. It's all we do. Well, what do you want from me then? I want to know why you're not calling Margie back. Well, we all want to know. You know who wants to know the most?

Margie. What? Margie? Yeah. Margie. Margie. You went on a date with Margie and we do a segment on the show called the first date followup,

where if you go out on a date with someone and then they end up, you end up blowing them off. They can email us to get you on the phone and ask what happened. And Margie is wondering why you haven't called her back after your zoom date with her. Oh, well, um,

I mean, that's, that's what happened. I mean, we haven't spoken since. Um, but I honestly, I didn't want to reply. Why? but then I looked at her room and all I could see across the entire room was just unicorns unicorns on the walls unicorns on her bedspread even had a unicorn shirt on and but the weirdest thing was she didn't mention anything she wasn't like oh by the way you know

you like my unicorn room or you like my unicorn room? Or do you like my unicorn shirt? It was just, there were just unicorns everywhere, and I was just, it was just normal to her, and I was just like, um, okay. So you didn't ask her, like, hey, what's up with all the unicorns? To be honest, I was really

creeped out immediately. It was my first, I'm gonna be It's a deal breaker. It is a little immature. Yeah, I mean, it's just immature and it's just not cool. I mean, immediate vibe was something weird and I

just didn't want to go any further. And something happened with her roommate came in and started throwing up and I was actually really glad because I was like, oh, it looks like throwing up and honestly I was actually really glad because I was like oh it looks like you're busy I'll let you go I love that her roommate barging

in was not as bad as the unicorns you're like I feel you I want to puke too looking at all these unicorns same yeah okay so that's it just the unicorns honestly yeah I mean she was nice I don't want to sound like an asshole. I mean, she was nice.

Thank you for being honest with us, man. I appreciate that. Also, I need to be honest with you and let you know that Margie is actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. You don't like unicorns? Who the hell doesn't like unicorns? Whoa, are you mad about it? Unicorn rage. Yeah.

Hi, Dale. Are you a psychopath? Like, why don't you like about it? Unicorn rage. Yeah. Hi, Dale. Are you a psychopath? Like, why don't you like unicorns? Margie, it's cool you like unicorns. I'm not against that. I just, you probably would find someone more compatible with unicorn stuff. Are you there? Margie?

Hello? What the hell is your problem? This is what I'm talking about. I think there's some issues. Yes! So what? I love unicorns and I also love you. What? Oh my God.

What? You love him? Oh my God. It was love at first sight. You didn I mean, it was love at first sight. Oh. Over the internet? You didn't tell us it was love at first sight. You just said it was a first Zoom date.

Margie, I... Well, I mean, that was the first sight. Technically, yes. Hey, look, you know, that's cool. Like I said, if you heard me on the phone, I mean, it was nice. You were nice. You were nice. You seemed cool. I just don't think we're a match.

I just don't think we're a match. I'm just not a big fan of unicorns. I like, I don't know, elephants more. Well, screw you, Dale. How's that for normal? Stop making fun of unicorns. You're always doing that. Boy.

Boy, very well said. That's what the whole thing's about. The damn unicorns. I'm just going to ask a question right now. Just make sure we're all clear. Margie, I know you're upset about the unicorn thing, and I'm sorry. You like what you like. It's all good.

Okay. And Dale, would you like to go on another date with Margie? We'll pay for it. Honestly, I think I'm going to have to pass. But Margie, I do want to say you seem like a really nice girl. You were funny and you were nice. I think it's cool. You have a passion about unicorns

but I don't so well I think you made your point man thank you Dale and I appreciate Margie I think you should just appreciate Dale and his honesty because could you imagine I know that you like him a lot could you imagine if you guys did start dating

and then you found out about the unicorn thing later because sometimes people do that Dale could have lied to you and been like I love unicorns and then three months in he's like dude I didn't really like unicorns that much then how would that be that's actually pretty nice of Dale

I mean thanks for being honest Dale and I have had that happen and it wasn't pretty what alright alright so we're cool then and I have had that happen and it wasn't pretty. What? Okay. All right, all right. So we're cool then?

For now, yeah. Oh, God. All right, thank you, guys. It seems like it worked out. Margie, I can't wait for you to find a dude that likes unicorns and Dale, thanks, man. Godspeed. The Jubal Show on demand.

Hey, everyone. Itspeed. Good luck. The Jubal Show on demand. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?

Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. You are cordially invited to the hottest party in professional sports. I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional and the host of Welcome to the Party, your newest obsession about the wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring host of Welcome to the Party, your newest obsession about the

wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring interviews with top players on tour, tips to help improve your swing, and the craziest stories to come out of your friendly neighborhood country club. Welcome to the Party with Tisha Allen is an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. Listen to Welcome to the Party, that's P-A-R-T-E-E, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.