First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This first date had no follow up because of a ferret!?

Episode Date: September 2, 2021

Scott calls The Jubal Show because he thinks he scare Christine away after yelling at their first date but we find out the real reason has to do with a furry friend! Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah. Due to COVID and social distancing, people keep asking me when I'm going to go back to doing stand-up, like when I'm going to have shows again, and I'm just waiting because it seems weird to have 12 people scattered throughout a room. Yeah. Shouting jokes at people who have to sit all the way in the back

or six feet apart from each other. Yeah, and then how is that profitable for comedy places? Right. At least if you get heckled, you'll know who it is. That's true. You'll know exactly. Yeah. Well, Scott is on the phone, and he knows how awkward live entertainment can be right

now because apparently he had an awkward experience at a show that he went to with a girl. What kind of show? Well, I don't know. Maybe that's the awkward part. I have no idea. We'll find out, though. Hey, Scott, what's up, man? How are you?

Hey, great. How are you guys today? Not too bad. I read your email, and before we get into your actual date, tell us a little bit about the girl that you want to call today. What's her name? Christine? Christine, yeah.

She's great. Scott, isn't that rude? I asked you the question, but I already knew the answer, so I answered it. Christine's great. You know, we had a great time I thought I mean we went

it's weird dating now with all everything so it definitely was kind of strange place to be with all the precautions and everything but

you know we laughed a lot she's super cool super smart and I love her sense of humor you said that your date was awkward because you went to

a live show of some sort? Yeah, we went to see a band. And, of course, to keep it safe, you know, we're spread out, masking, everything. You know, you get a beer, someone comes basically in a hazmat suit. That was the awkward part of it? I thought so. I really can't think of anything else. The only thing I can even think of that might have been slightly on me was, you know, it got real quiet at some point. It was an awkward situation.

So, you know, I yelled out, hey, you take requests. I'm like, this lady wants to hear a request. Oh, my God. Well, you know, I just thought it would break the tension. I thought it would make it, it would lighten things up a little bit. I don't know. I think that would make it worse for me. I agree.

Because I'm super introvert and shy. I'm like, oh my God, no, what are you doing? Stop. That would ruin the day. Yeah, I know. I just thought, you know, because there's like 12 people in the audience and it's so weird.

And so I thought it would be funny. But, you know, right when I said it, it didn't... It didn't play well right when I said it, it didn't. It didn't play well. Usually performers don't like it when you shout at them on stage unless like there's a group of people and they're cheering.

But when it's just some guy in a bar where there's 12 people watching an awkward, socially distanced music show who goes, hey, you guys take a question. I'm hilarious. Like what did they say?

It got really quiet right when I said it and then there was even more and they just kind of looked at me for a second. They said, okay, so then they say? It got really quiet right when I said it, and then there was even more. And they just kind of looked at me for a second. They said, okay, so, and they just said, okay. So they did not take your request. Wow.

No, no, they didn't look exactly thrilled about it. Yeah, it's hard to come back from that one when you're on a date. So more importantly, how did your date, Christine, look at you when you did that? She rolled her eyes a little bit, but she laughed. I mean, but it, you know, it wasn't a laugh. Like she thought it was funny. Maybe it was more of a laugh. Like, I can't believe that guy did that. I don't.

Everything else all night was so cool and so great. So I don't see that. I didn't see it as a big deal. And she didn't bring it up again. And she's had a good time after that. Okay, yeah, I was going big deal. And she didn't bring it up again. And she's had a good time after that. Okay, yeah. I was going to say, if she didn't have a good time after that, then you know that that's probably where things turned.

But she seemed to be okay later on? Yeah, everything was totally fine. And we had a couple more drinks. We listened to more of the band. And when we left that night, she gave me a kiss on the cheek and a hug. So she had a great time. Wow. Kiss on the cheek and a hug. Said she had a great time. Wow. Kiss on the cheek and a hug.

Moving pretty fast. Yeah, I mean, I can't imagine that would ruin it for her. I don't know. For me, that would ruin it. Speak for yourself. All right, and when's the last time you talked to her? That night. So you tried to reach out and nothing since then?

I did. I shot her a text. I said, hey, that was a lot of fun. You know, thank you. And I didn't hear from her. And then, yeah, I called her a week later and said, hey, I hope you're doing well. Everything's good. Would love to do something again.

I even made a joke like, you know, we could find some other weird socially distanced thing that feels. Well, OK. So what else happened then? Nothing. I swear. I mean. Well, that's what they always say. So what else happened then? Nothing. I swear. Well, that's what they always say. And there's literally always something. I swear, nothing. I've heard these before and no, I didn't do anything weird or anything that I'm keeping

from you. That was it. Alright. We'll find out if you're not telling us anything and see if we can get you another date in your first date follow-up right after this. It's the Jubal Show. If you're just joining us, right in the middle of your first date follow up right after this. It's the Jubal Show. If you're just joining us right in the middle of your first date follow up and Scott is on the phone. Scott wants to call a girl named Christine. He really liked

her and they went on a date to a show. I guess a band was playing at a bar or a restaurant and it was one of those awkward socially distanced shows that goes on right now. So Scott said it was fun but also kind of awkward. And then at one point he thinks he might have ruined the date when he yelled out to the band asking them something he decided they take requests yeah what band takes requests and he got a very annoyed look

from the band and also an embarrassed look from his date yeah and that's the only thing that he can think of that might have gone wrong so we're taking bets on what you're not telling us. I've got $100 that says you have a tail. What? And it weirded her out. Well. Yeah, you know what? No, I bet $100 that this was an outside gig and that she died because of hypothermia.

She died? Yeah. That's why she's not calling him back. Alex has $100 on debt. Be permanent. Sorry about that. I'm going to stick my $100 in, I think you brought your own guitar and tried to play along with

the band. That would be weird. Try to serenade her. Any of that stuff happen? No, I do not have a tail. I do not have a guitar and it was indoors in a heated room oh right well it's gotta be

something else then if you say so alright so anyway Scott says that he can't think of anything that went wrong other than it just being awkward but she hasn't talked to him

since the date so we're gonna call her and see if we can figure it out alright Scott you ready yes okay here we go I'm gonna dial her phone number

right now if she doesn't pick up Alex might be right dead if she does answer wow amazing yeah zombie hello and pick up, Alex might be right. Dead. She does answer. Wow. Amazing. Hello?

Hi, may I speak to Christine, please? This is she. Hi, Christine. How are you? This is Jubal from the Jubal Show. I'm sorry. I don't think I know you. So it's Jubal Show. It's a radio show. And we do a segment on our show called The First Date Follow-Up. It's where you go out on a date with someone and if they don't think I know you. So it's a jubile show. It's a radio show. And we do a segment on our show called The First Date Follow-Up. It's where you go out on a date with someone.

And if they don't call you back, you can email us to get them on the phone and find out what happened. And we got an email about you because you went on a date with a guy named Scott recently. I did go on a date with a Scott. Okay. We're getting somewhere. So you didn't call him back and he wants to know why. Do you mind telling us? This is so weird but... I know. Yeah, I mean...

I know you probably weren't expecting to be called asking why you're not calling Scott back from anybody but Scott. Not at all. It would do him a favor because he really wants to know and he liked you a lot so he's just wondering if he did something wrong. Did he do something wrong? It wasn't something that he did wrong per se.

I just, how do I say this? He's just gross. He's gross. Like bad hygiene gross? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do you say that? Did he smell or something? No, he didn't smell. Um,

it's more about like his home life. His home life. Okay, he just doesn't clean up? I would imagine so. Okay, so you're guessing? You're assuming that he's his house is dirty? Okay, so what happened? So he

started showing me pictures of his ferrets named Chocolate and Moose. And it just really grossed me out. Like, beyond. Just because he has ferrets? Yeah. Why did it gross you out? Because ferrets are disgusting.

They're rodents and he lets them run free in his apartment like they just run free oh yeah and i'm like so like where do they go to the bathroom like there's got to be like disgusting things everywhere what's wrong with ferrets or ferrets that get into everything i didn't say anything is wrong with ferrets i'm just saying they're not running free in my house no he lets them run free. And then like they, you know, they have like little claws and like he lets them climb on him. And like... They're kind of like little creepy little thingies.

No, I think they're dope. Yeah. I would definitely have a ferret if I could. Yeah, exactly. Which I could because I'm an adult, so... Exactly. You get a ferret and I'll get a parrot. A talking one.

I mean, very different. Little different. So the fact that he has ferrets, is that the only reason? Yeah. I mean, like, if someone like him has ferrets, like, I can't imagine that he would be very clean. Because they're just not clean animals. Do you have any animals?

No. But if I did, I definitely wouldn't have ferrets because they're disgusting animals. All right. Well, thank you for being honest with us. You know who might disagree with you on that? Who? Scott. And he's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Oh, God. Hi, Scott. Yeah. Hi, Christine. I'm here. And I cannot believe you. Believe me. What do you mean? What is there to believe?

You're one of the people who stereotypes ferret owners. How dare you make that assumption? Shame on you. I mean, how dare you not post about it on your dating profile? Because I wouldn't have gone out with you in the first place. And then we would have not wasted each other's time. Chocolate and moose are kind of like my kids. And this is pretty offensive.

Ferret dad. He's a ferret dad. Yeah, you are a ferret dad. I mean, you made that really clear on the date. And that's why I didn't want to go out with you again. Like, you know, like, now you know? Yeah, I am a proud ferret dad. And I've had way better conversations with chocolate and

mousse than with you on our date, Christine. Wow. Well, then why don't you date them? And I, you know what? So glad to know that you wanted to ask me out on a second date, even though you didn't enjoy it the first time. So, you know, good luck to you, sir. I really did enjoy it until I found out you were f***ing evil. Yikes. Evil? How? So I'm boring and or evil.

Wow. But only because I don't like ferrets. Cool. I mean, I really don't care. Can we be done with this now? Well, I want to ask you one question before you go just because I kind of need to. Christine, would you like to go on a second date with Scott again? We'll pay for it.

No, you don't. Hard pass. Yeah. I really thought you were going to. Christine, would you like to go on a second date with Scott again? We'll pay for it. No, you don't. Hard pass. Yeah. I really thought you were going to say yes, honestly. No. F*** him and his ferrets. Scott, are you okay?

I'm just shocked. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. That's a relief. It sounded like you were doing something else. That was a relief. Yeah. Yeah.

I just, I am just so upset right now. I'm sorry, man. No date. And, you know, I'm sorry you had to hear bad things being said about your ferrets, but at least you can go hang out with them and enjoy the rest of your day. There's probably a lot of other girls that will love your ferrets. Yeah, there's a lot of people that like ferrets. Just gotta find the right one.

Yeah, yeah. Well, this was a, I'm just, I'm sorry. I'm just so upset by this. Yeah. That's all right, man. We can hear it in your voice. Yeah, we can.

Well, go hang out with Chocolate and Moose and you'll find someone out there. Maybe there's a ferretmatch.com or something. Yeah, we can. Well, go hang out with Chocolate and Moose, and you'll find someone out there. Maybe there's a fairatmatch.com or something. I don't know. Jubal's First Date Follow-Up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time

for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. John Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition

podcast. Join late night legend John Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What if you asked two different people the same set of questions? Even if the questions are the same,

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