First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This has to be one of the most awkward First Date Follow Ups ever!
Episode Date: March 9, 2022First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".There's always... so many awkward moments during the First Date Follow Up! However, The Jubal Show had one of the most awkward moments when they call Jack he thinks someone totally different is calling! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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First date follow-up.
Can we do something a little different for the first date follow-up today?
What are you going to do?
Tess is on the phone phone and normally this segment is where
you know, someone goes out with someone on a date
that they won't get a call back so they email us
to get that person on the phone and ask them what happened, right?
Why they're not calling them back.
Tess is on the phone today because she just got engaged and wants to tell us about it.
Whoa.
So how is this?
It's not a first date follow up at all.
She just wants to brag about being engaged.
Congratulations.
Not at all actually. Tess is on the phone and she's not getting a call back from a first date follow up at all. What? She just wants to brag about being engaged. Congratulations. Just a brag.
Not at all, actually.
Tess is on the phone and she's not getting a call back from a dude named Jack.
You liar.
Yeah, I thought I'd switch it up for you guys a little bit.
Switcheroo.
Tess, what's up?
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Not too bad.
Your email said that you and Jack have actually been on a couple dates.
Yeah. you and Jack have actually been on a couple dates. Yeah, so like we were on we were like on a good
two date streak and
like our
second date we like
went to his house and watched
War of the Worlds.
It was going fine and
we like made out a little.
It was like an awesome connection.
Nice. I thought he an awesome connection. Nice.
Thought he was really cute. And so then, yeah, I just like went home and he kind of ghosted me like he didn't text me back when I said, like, have a good night.
Have like have a good sleep. I think I wrote like so I'm just kind of wondering, like happened how are you feeling were you nervous at all um I mean I'm like it's just you know second date you're not like gonna
fart in front of the guy so like I was a little nervous like I'm not totally comfortable I'm not
totally comfortable yet so I guess I was nervous in that regard but like we were drinking a little bit and like I had a buzz on and yeah, it was cool.
Like it wasn't.
I'm only thinking like the second date, right?
So I'm thinking you guys are like hanging out and there's an opportunity to hook up, but you guys didn't.
You guys just kissed.
Well, I mean, I didn't.
I don't want to like I always wait till like the fifth date.
Oh, no, that's totally fine.
I just feel like some guys don't like that.
Like they're just like, if you don't give it up, they're just like, okay, bye.
Some dudes are like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that a surprise to you, Evan?
Yeah, it is a surprise.
If that's the vibe, then he's not worth my time.
For sure.
English Evan, have you ever met any other dudes?
I'm not saying you're like that, but a lot of dudes are like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just, I'm so removed from the whole sexual world. I know that you operate're like that, but a lot of dudes are like that. I'm so removed
from the whole sexual world. I know that you operate
kind of like an old woman.
Or like a tortoise. That is such an insult.
It's hilarious.
But that's fine. That's what I like
about you.
You are always comparing him to women.
It's the funniest thing. To elderly women, too.
But there
is a lot, there are a lot of dudes that are like that, though, that are just
like, come on, I'm not going to wait until the fifth date.
What are you talking about?
Like, get up right away.
I've never been like that.
I'm always actually very, you know, like, I've had my fair share of encounters, but
I've always been pretty slow to move with people that I've actually really liked.
Like, slow, like, very slow.
You guys know how slow I've been.
Yeah. English Evan lost his virgin actually really liked. Like slow. Very slow. You guys know how slow I've been. Yeah.
English Evan lost his virginity last week.
So do you think that might have played into it though?
Maybe he was, you know,
thinking that more was going to happen?
I mean, like, I don't know what he thinks, but like maybe if
he thought more was going to happen. I mean, like, I waited
longer for a door dash. Come on, he can't wait
five days to like get his let's go, I waited longer for a door dash. Come on, you can't wait five days to, like, get his **** away.
Let's go, bro.
It could be one of those things, too. Like,
you know, anybody that I haven't
cared about at all, I've had no problem, like,
making a move or whatever.
When I do actually, like, someone like, Alex and I are married,
by the way, if you didn't know that, it took me forever.
Yeah, you get nervous. Right? Because I'm nervous.
I'm actually nervous. I was nervous, too. So we were both just, like,
balls of anxiety the entire time.
Well, you don't want
to mess it up, do you?
Right.
Yeah, it's awkward.
Yeah.
Well, any other reason
that you can think
he might not be calling you back?
No.
I mean, like,
not really.
Like, I was a little buzzed.
I mean, like,
also, like,
if he doesn't like girls
that drink,
like, next? You know? So, I'm like, like if he doesn't like girls that drink like next you know
okay well we'll figure it out we'll play a song come back and then call him and see if we can
find out why he's ghosting you okay okay thanks yep we'll do it right after this in your first
day follow-up it's a jubile show you're just joining us for today's first day follow-up
hello welcome hi take a seat with a few minutes snack um tess is on the phone It's the Jubal Show. You're just joining us for today's first date follow-up. Hello, welcome. Hi.
Take a seat.
It's going to be a few minutes.
It's going to be a few minutes.
Got a snack.
Tess is on the phone, and she's not getting a call back from a dude named Jack.
Apparently, they've gone on two dates.
They had, according to her, a nice two-date streak going on.
The last date, she went over to his house.
They hung out, drank a little bit, watched a movie, and made out a little bit.
And then she left, went home, texted him goodnight.
And that's the last she's heard from him, and she has no idea why.
The only thing she can think of is, well, I don't know if she thought of it or if we thought of it,
but maybe she was moving too slow.
Maybe he was expecting more because she came over to his house.
And then other than that, there's really nothing else that you can think of.
Everything's been going great?
Yeah, I mean, everything's been going great.
Like, I
am totally perplexed
why we're not on our third date.
I mean, we planned to do, like,
a picnic in, like,
an empty ballpark stadium.
Like, you know how they have the lawns outside
of the stadium? Yeah, that's adorable.
That is. Socially distanced
and fun, and then, like, maybe
one day when COVID's over, we can talk about how we went and ate on the lawn
and watched a baseball game that didn't happen.
That's cool.
All right, so you actually made plans
and now he's blowing off, so.
Yeah, so that's why I emailed Jason.
I'm gonna call him right now,
see if we can get him on the phone
and figure out what the reason actually is, okay?
Here we go.
Hello?
Hi, may I speak to Jack?
Yeah, this is he.
Jack, how are you?
This is The Jubal Show.
My name is Jubal. And my name is Alex. And my name how are you? This is the Jubal Show. My name is Jubal.
And my name is Alex.
And my name is Evan.
And it's the Jubal Show.
Welcome to the Jubal Show.
How are you?
Sounds weird when you say it that much.
Uh.
You good? Wait, I'm, I'm, I don't, I don't, I don't, what?
You don't what?
Do you know what the Jubal Show is?
Did I win something?
No.
Not really.
No, we don't really have much to
give away right now.
I'm
sorry. I don't... That's okay.
You don't have to be sorry. You don't have to be sorry about anything,
dude. I don't know if you've done anything wrong.
What do you think we're calling for? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for being so vague right now,
Jack. I don't know. I'm kind of scared
now. Have you heard the first day of Fallout
before on the show?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Well, congratulations, Jack.
You are now the star of a first date follow-up.
Okay.
Okay.
Have you gone out on a date with anybody recently and ghosted them,
and they might have emailed us to get you on the phone and figure out why you ghosted them?
Yeah, a handful.
A handful?
A handful.
Yeah.
Okay, well...
Okay, let's play the guessing game.
We haven't had one of these for a while.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, mystery caller.
What's your name?
You're on with Jack.
Would you like to tell me your name?
Oh, my God.
It's Tess.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, Tess.
Oh, her.
That's not what you want to hear.
No.
Are you like a serial makeout person?
You just like make out with girls and then drop them after the second date?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's just you.
Oh.
Now I have like a lot of questions for you.
First of all, why didn't you text me back?
Oh, we don't have to get into that like this, right?
We kind of do.
You're on the radio.
Like, it doesn't get any bigger.
Okay.
Tess, do you want to tell them?
I feel like you obviously know no I don't like what I have no
idea what you're talking about you threw up in my my only plant what what she threw up she threw up
in my planter what like your house plant yeah she threw up in my planter. What? Like your house plant?
Yeah, she threw up in my house plant.
Yes.
I have no recollection of throwing up in a planter.
Whoops. Okay, people throw up and do all sorts of things in planters. Okay.
What do you mean?
Oh, you remember.
Okay, well, I did not throw up in a planter. I don't know what you're talking about, Jack.
Like, I have no idea.
Come on.
Dude, we weren't, like, blacked out drunk.
You had, like, three or four.
Did you get nervous?
Or, like, you maybe just, like, ate too much before you came over?
Maybe you thought I wouldn't see it or, like, think it was someone else or whatever.
But as soon as you left, there was puke in my planter.
And it wasn't me.
Lightweight.
Okay.
Look, I didn't think you were going to see it.
Your planter is right next to your cat litter box.
It was like in the corner behind the cat litter box.
Also, I'm sorry. I'm kind of allergic to alcohol
and I didn't eat very much
before I came over because I'm
doing the Whole30. It's a mistake.
I know. So you're allergic to alcohol?
And you still drank it?
Well, I mean, you know, it's only
if I haven't
eaten and I just didn't eat.
That's pretty much what it is.
But you're admitting that you did puke in the planner.
We figured that out.
I did, but I also kind of forgot because I don't really remember what happens after they get a certain level of blood alcohol.
Okay.
I'm really sorry.
Now I really remember it because I tried to put cat litter over the pew.
Oh, wow.
I own a cat.
That's nasty.
That's super nasty.
Oh, it smelled terrible.
I had to buy candles.
I've never owned candles in my life.
I bought like four.
I literally had to throw out my freaking plant.
Buy you a new one. It was like a nice fic literally had to throw out my freaking plant. Buy you a new
one. It was like a nice ficus
and I really, I'm sorry.
Well, how about that then?
Jack, would you like to go out with Tess on another
date? We will pay for it
and she'll buy you a new plant.
If she buys me
a new plant, I will go out with her.
Oh, okay.
Yay. Go find a plant and then go will go out with her. Oh, okay.
Go find a plant and then go to dinner.
Yeah, you happy about that, Tess?
Hold the drinks.
Yeah, I won't be drinking at dinner just to be on the safe side.
Okay, I will.
I just want to say thanks for giving me a second chance.
And also, we're going to need to about like the other chicks that you are dating um oh yeah well he's not dating him test he's not dating him he um
also ghosted them yeah so you should now you're back they're still ghosted i think right are they
yeah but i mean that was like you, within like a year or whatever.
It wasn't all like around Tess's time.
It's just like, it's just happened.
You should probably just stop talking about that and digging yourself a hole.
I mean, I'm just really excited.
So, and I can't wait to go to the nursery by my house and start looking at indoor plants.
The Jubal Show on demand.
Hey, everyone.
It's Katie Couric.
Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast.
Next question.
I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki,
Astead Herndon.
But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee
and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean,
isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me,
Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast.
Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more.
Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show,
ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Welcome. My name is Paola Pedrosa, a medium and the host of the Ghost Therapy Podcast,
where it's not just about connecting with deceased loved ones. It's about learning through them and their new perspective.
I think God sent me this gift so I can show it to the world.
And most of all, I help people every single day.
Listen to the Ghost Therapy Podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.