First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This is not the kind of yoink she was looking for

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

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He's getting ghosted by a woman named Meredith. And he has no idea why. Jackson, thanks for agreeing to do the first date follow-up, man. Before we get into your date and stuff, how long has it been since you heard from Meredith? It's been a couple of weeks now. That's definitely ghosted. Have you tried to reach out to her a bunch of times? I tried a couple of times. I didn't want to overkill it or anything, but waited a couple of days and then hit her up, didn't hear anything back. Waited a couple more days, hit her up, didn and hear anything back. Wait a couple more days, interrupt and hear anything back.

So starting to feel a little bit like I'm being ghosted now. Yeah, I think that's definite at this point, especially now that you're on the air with us doing this. We'll see if we can figure it out for you, though. Tell us a little bit about your date with Meredith. The date was great, I thought. You know, we went out to a burger place, got some burgers. I thought, you know, we went out, uh, went to a burger place, got some burgers. Uh, it was, you know, we had good conversation. Uh, it seemed very relaxed to me. Um, nothing seems out of the ordinary, you know, uh, only thing I could think

of, like the only thing that's been eating at me is the idea that I did at one point, she wasn't like, you know, eating a lot of her fries. So I like smashed a fryer to offer plate her plate and i was like the only thing i could think of that would warrant i mean would you i don't know it doesn't seem like that would be enough to get ghosted but it seemed like a good date to me which went out got burgers at a good time yeah the fry thing can be sensitive though like i personally don't care because i eat off of people's plates all the time but i do know people who like really freak out about that you know what it bugs me, it only bugs me if you don't ask. Like if you just reach across and grab it, it's like, hey, I might want that or I might. I kind of did like a playful kind of like I did like a yoink kind of thing.

Yeah. Maybe if you yoinked it. If it was a yoink. Yeah. Stop. What do you think it is about Meredith Jackson that just makes you want to see her again? Well, honestly, we just had a good connection. You know, we had a really good time.

You know, I'm going to be 100% honest. I have to shoot. She was on a boat in her picture online. So, like, I swiped because I saw her on a boat. I was like, oh, she looks cool. And we can hang out on a boat. So, you know, it's kind of like a mutually beneficial kind of thing. Not bad, right?

And the date did go well, I thought. Is it her boat? Well, I didn't actually ask about the boat. Oh, okay. Is that your boat? Friend's boat? Can I get on the boat is what I'm asking. Do a little LeBron James D. Wade action.

A little boat invite, that's all. That's so funny. I know so many friends, like, in the summertime that just post up on docs trying to find dudes with boats. And now, Jackson, if it doesn't work out with Meredith, I know a doc for you. All right, I'm going to go with that info. Maybe meet some dude with a boat you can hang out with. Yeah, yeah. I'm looking for a dude with a boat.

I would love to have a friend who had a boat we could hang out on all the time. I do. You do? Yeah. Sweet introduction, yeah. I'm looking for a dude with a boat. I would love to have a friend who had a boat we could hang out on all the time. I do. You do? Yeah. Sweet introduction, Nina. Okay, so other than grabbing a fry off her plate, is there any other reason you can think of why she'd be ghosting you? No, not that I could think of.

I mean, it seemed like it went really well, you know? Okay. Did you kiss or anything? We didn't have a kiss, no. It was just a very pleasant, you know, had a good time. Say goodnight. Say goodnight. Was it flirty?

I'm glad you guys had a really good time, but did you feel like it was flirtatious and kind of like there was an attraction? It felt very laid back to me. Like, we felt very relaxed, you know? Okay. It felt good because it just felt nice and chill. laid-back to me like we felt very relaxed you know so okay it's all good because it just felt nice and chill yes see that's good when you can feel comfortable like that with somebody although it has you know when I was

dating right I'm married now but when I was dating I that has kind of come back to bite me because I'm pretty chill and sometimes that vibe of just that comfortable vibe I get too comfortable and then it seems like I don't care at all about like hanging out with her or even I'm like, we can just sit here and be quiet if you want. I don't care. But, you know, it's like a first date. You should be talking, you know. It helps. It helps. You know, yeah, we were talking. Yeah, we'll see if we can figure it out for you. We'll play a song, come back and then call her and see if we can find out why you're getting ghosted and maybe get you another date. OK. All right. All right. We'll play a song, come back, get your first date follow-up right after this.

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Jackson is on the phone, and he's not getting a call back from Meredith, so we're going to see if we can find out why he's getting ghosted. Part of it could be because he yoinked it at the table. He yoinked a french fry from her plate at the table. Jackson, real quick, refresh everybody's memory about your date before we call her. Yeah, so me and Meredith, we went out, got some burgers, had a really good conversation. It was very chill. It was very laid back.

At one point, I noticed she wasn't eating a lot of her fries, so I did pull the old yoink move and, you know, snatched a couple off her plate, but it didn't seem that, you know, offensive in the moment. But, you know, other than that, it seemed like a very good date. All right. So we're about to find out if Jackson's yoinking it at the table is the reason that he's not getting a call back.

Expect me to say yoinking it at the table a lot in this first day follow-up. Great. You're not going to help his case at all table a lot in this first day follow-up. Great. You're not going to help his case at all. All right, Jackson, are you ready to call her? Yeah, let's do this. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Meredithedith please who's this meredith this is my name is jubal from a

radio show called the jubal show hi meredith my name's nina i'm on that show too hi and i'm victoria we okay uh i went something or we do a segment called the first date follow-Up where if somebody goes on a date and gets ghosted, they can email us to get the other person on the phone and ask why they are ghosting them. We got an email about you recently. Oh, God. Do you know who could possibly have been the person that emailed us? No. I've been on a few kind of weird dates.

Okay. I've been trying this online dating thing. I hate my mom for making me do this. I mean, it's just, yeah. Well, do you remember a date with a dude named Jackson? Yeah, the guy that was high. What? Huh?

He was stoned off his a**. Are you sure? Yeah. I mean, I don't know the guy much, you know, but the way he was eating, it was obvious he had the munchies and his eyes and just the way he was acting was so off. Okay. So we talked to him about your date. He didn't mention anything about being high he just said he said he took a fry off a couple fries off of your plate and he thought maybe that

was the reason you weren't calling him back well that wasn't the only reason i felt like that was disgusting first of all he didn't even wash his hands his hands are all in my plate um he was definitely high trust me so what point in the date did you notice that he was high like did you smell him was it his eyes he definitely had a scent honestly it was just horrible like he i don't even know if he took a shower before the date he was just like complaining a lot he's like oh my god it was the dude was in another world he wasn't even present a stinky yoink is a different kind of yoink you know that is not the kind of yoink you're looking for yeah yoink what do you mean oh sorry meredith so when we talked to jackson he told us about the french

fry how he took some french fries off your plate and he said i did like a funny yoink noise like yoink and he thought that that you know made it you know better yeah no he was yeah he was making all kinds of noises i know we can find out yeah we can find out. Yeah, we can find out if he was high, Meredith. Would it make a difference, though, if he wasn't high, Meredith? Oh, I know. If he wasn't high,

then he's something ain't right with him. Okay. That would make things even worse. Okay, so it's better if he was high. This is that thinker for her honesty at this point. Yeah. Yeah, good point, Nina. Thank you for being honest was high. This is that thinker for her honesty at this point. Yeah. Yeah.

Good point, Nina. Thank you for being honest with us. I appreciate that. Now, Meredith, I need to be fully honest with you and let you know that Jackson is on the phone. He's been listening this whole time and wants to talk to you. Okay. Yoink. Hi.

All right. Hold on. Just because I'm a chill guy does not mean i'm stoned first of all like all this that is how can you just tell me that i tell them that i'm high and i smell bad or whatever and all that just because i'm like you were oh my god please please, you were. Oh, my God. Please, please, please. You were. How am I? How am I misconstruing what happened so badly where I was not high? I was sober, having a really enjoyable time. And now you're telling me that I was high because of eating food or, you know, playfully taking fries or whatever.

You didn't wash your hands. You had dirt in your nails. You were musty. You didn't wash your hands. You had dirt in your nails. You were musty. You weren't present in the conversation. We were talking about I was trying to talk about politics, the Ukrainian war. You were just not

even focused. I changed the subject every now and then because it was getting a little heavy for a first date conversation. And so I was lightening the mood a bit. But I wouldn't say that I was not paying attention. And dirty fingernails. Well, you stare at it.

It's a dark night. You're staring at my fingernails. Yeah, your hands were in my plate. There was a fry hanging off the side. There was a fry off the side. And I gave it a little yoink off the plate is all. Not even quick enough for you to tell me how dirty my fingernails are when I'm just doing a quick yoink. Okay.

Well, you were musty. You came in with a hoodie that you've probably been wearing four days straight. I mean, tell the truth. Okay, what? Tell the truth. Girl, did you? Okay, I don't want to do this or be this person you know i'm not even going to do it i'm not even going to talk about the outfit that you came to this date with and you're going to talk about me wearing a hoodie i will be the bigger man here and not do that to you

so why did you compliment my outfit because i'm a polite person no you're that means you're a liar you didn't have to say that my outfit was cute and now you're saying that something about my outfit i mean awesome i didn't mean to compliment you my mistake my mistake yeah jackson can i ask you something really quick did you take a shower before the date i took a shower earlier in the day, yes. Earlier in the week, he means. But anyway. It's just, this isn't going to work. Well, are you sure? Because it sounds like you guys...

Oh, I'm positive. Okay. I'm positive. I'm going to yoink your number right out of my phone is what I'm going to do. Let me ask you this question, Meredith. Would you like to go on another date with Jackson? We will pay for it.

Hell no. Okay. Hell no. Cool. That's what I think. You're paying for it? Yeah, but she said no, Jackson. Oh.

He's probably high right now. Jubal's first date follow-up. Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorney. Online at advocateslaw.com. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean,

isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups,

this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome. My name is Paola Pedrosa, a medium and the host of the Ghost Therapy Podcast, where it's not just about connecting with deceased loved ones. It's about learning through them and their new perspective. I think God sent me this gift so I can show it to the world. And most of all, I help people every single day. Listen to the Ghost Therapy Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.