First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This is the strongest First Date Follow Up EVER!

Episode Date: August 24, 2021

Michelle wants to know why Raj won't call her after a lovely picnic. The Jubal Show gets to the bottom of things in the strongest First Date Follow Up! Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating,

sex, and love. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. Tune in and join in the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. First day follow-up. Sitting in the park park waiting for you what was that that literally was billy stewart sitting in the park and neither alex or english evan has any respect for the oldies that i know thank you

i know i'm just like i only know it because he sings it like that. Do you want me to play it? I can play it for you. I mean, if your heart desires. Oh, God. I keep, that song is going to be stuck in my head this whole time now because apparently the woman on the phone for our first date fall today went to a park and had a picnic with the guy that she isn't getting a call back from. Oh, well, what's her name?

Her name is Michelle. Michelle, what's up? How are you? Michelle, do you know that song? I actually don't know that song. Maybe you need to sing a little more of it. You don't? Thank you.

What the hell? Three to one. Everybody, for next Christmas, I'm giving you all a Lowrider Oldies CD, a CD. It's just going to sit there, though. It's not going to be played or used or anything, collect dust, and then be given the goodwill. Okay, anyway.

Enough about Billy Stewart and sitting in the park. Apparently, Michelle was sitting in the park waiting for, what's the guy's name that you went out with raj so tell us a little bit about raj how'd you guys meet yeah so we were actually set up by a friend and she knew that i had never been to a picnic before so i thought that was really cute that this guy for our first date you know he set up a picnic. Any picnic meal has to be a dip heavy meal. Yeah. Cheese spreads

or dipping sauces. And usually fruit too. There was fruit you definitely need something that's easy to eat you don't want something super messy like chicken wings. Yeah. Oh no. No thank you. But unless if it's messy then you get to like lick it off the other person's fingers maybe. Ew. Yeah if the picnic's going well. Did it go that well then you get to lick it off the other person's fingers maybe. Ew. Yeah, if the picnic's

going well. Did it go that well? Did you guys lick sauces off each other's fingers? We did not. But we did have, we had a lot in common which I thought was great. That's cool. Yeah, he seems pretty cool. He had a good sense of humor. Like we just had, I felt like we were

vibing, but I don't know, I just haven't heard from him, so I thought I'd reach out to you guys to find out what's going on. So, you haven't heard from him. How did the date end? Did you guys do a little make out at the park? We didn't, like, we kissed on the cheek. Okay. Okay.

So, like, it wasn't overly romantic, but it was still, you know, it was within the boundaries of, like, I'm interested in more. Yeah. It's not licking hot sauce off of your fingers. Is that hot? No, we didn't have that kind of chemistry off the bat. So, but there's nothing like during the day that you can think of that went wrong or like would be the reason that he's not calling you back?

I mean, I've been thinking about that because, you know, I'm a girl and that's what I do. And it seems like maybe it was because like, you know, you brought it up. You're like, what did people eat at the picnic? Well, I really really didn't eat that much i have a strict diet plan that i'm on so maybe he felt like i mean he didn't ask me about it is that like a new year's new year's resolution or something i'm just really into staying clean and i've been i have goals for like my workouts and you know i'm just i'm trying to stay true to that. So, I mean, what did you eat or drink? Did you consume anything?

Well, I did. I had a glass of wine because that's allowed on my plan. But, you know, he had a lot of different dairy, and I'm not eating dairy right now. I'm not eating wheat. He had wheat crackers. Like, there was some vegetables, so I ate some vegetables and the fruit. So this dude made a whole picnic for your date, and you didn't have any of it, really? Yeah. I mean, that's the only thing I can think of.

I felt really bad because he basically brought a charcuterie board, and I mean, I can't really eat any of that stuff. Oh, charcuterie boards are good. Good job on saying the word. It's a fun word to say, charcuterie board. Can you spell it? It's really hard. All right.

So the reason you think he's not calling you back is because of not eating his food. Do you think he was offended? Or, I mean, what would the reason for that be? I don't, I mean, we were, I thought we were pretty chill with each other, but maybe he thought that that was me being high maintenance. Maybe I just expected like lobster or something. I don't know. And then once you said no to the charcuterie,

that's when it all went downhill. It's like, oh, fine. You don't want any of my charcuterie? Screw you. Did you guys text or talk at all after your date? I think I sent a, hey, thanks. That was fun. And he said something like, yeah, let's do it again sometime.

And then nothing ever happened. Okay. That sounds electric. Yeah. I don't know. It's weird. We'll play a song, come back, call him and then see if it was you refusing his charcuterie board. That's causing him not to call you back, okay?

Okay. Alright, we'll do it next. It's the Jubal Show. Right in the middle of your first date follow-up and this is just a warning. The first date that up. And this is just a warning. The first date that Michelle went on with this dude. What's his name, by the way, Michelle? Raj. Raj.

It was steamy, hot and steamy. So hot. How did you get hot and steamy out of that? Well, they went to the park. He made a picnic. They ate food. Well, she didn't eat most of the food because she's on a diet. But there was a charcuterie board involved and a kiss on the cheek and now she's not getting a call

back. If that's not the description of one of the sexiest dates you've ever heard of, I don't know what is. So sorry for that if you got kids in the car. She really liked him and thought everything went fine but now he's not calling her back and she thinks the reason that he's not calling her back is because she seemed high maintenance because she wouldn't eat the

food that he made for the picnic. Yep. Michelle, how long has it been since your date? Um, it's been like a week and a half. Okay. That's a bit of time. Yeah. Okay. And when was the last time you heard from him? Um, the day after the date. Maybe he's making charcuterie boards for someone else now. Maybe he's researching. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm going to dial his phone number right now and see if we can figure out why he's not calling you back, okay? Awesome, thanks.

Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Raj? This is he. Raj, how are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. And Alex. And Evan.

Have you heard the show before ever? Uh, I, I don't think so. Okay. Well, good morning. Well, I'll give you a little bit of information about the show. It's the three of us. My name's Jubal. I'm Alex.

And me, Evan. Yeah. So that's, that's The Jubal Show. I get really thrown off. I do things the same way every time. And when something different happens, I get really thrown off. That's another thing you need to know about the show. It's also Jubal show. I get really thrown off. I do things the same way every time, and when something different happens, I get really thrown off. That's another thing you need to know about the show.

It's also a radio show, and one of our listeners emailed us about you, Raj. Mm-hmm. Okay. Any idea why? I have no idea. You tell me. So you recently went on a date with a girl named Michelle.

Yes. Yes, I did. A couple of weeks ago. Went on a picnic. And has some charcutes. Yeah. I put a lot of time and effort into a cheese board. So she emailed us because she said she really likes your date and enjoyed going out with you and is wondering why you're not calling her back.

Really? That's why you're not calling her back. Really? That's why you guys are calling? Yeah, we do a segment on the show where if you go on a date with someone and then they don't call you back, we call that person and awkwardly ask them why. And that's what we're doing right now. Again, my name is Jubal.

And I'm Alex. Me, Evan. Yeah, and that's what we're asking you. Is there a reason that you don't want to go out with Michelle again? Well, I mean, I don't know. She's a nice girl. We had a good time, but I just, I don't know.

I don't think this is going to go anywhere. Is it because of the differences you had in food choice? I mean, I guess I was a little annoyed that, you know, I put a lot of time and effort into making this cheese board, which, by the way, they're not cheap. Yeah. The cheese is expensive. It is. It is super expensive.

And then the prosciutto, the salami, like all that stuff. And all she did was she had like a couple of berries. She thinks the reason that you're not calling her back is because she was on like a diet and didn't really eat the food that you brought. I mean, that was kind of weird, but that really wasn't the reason why. Okay. This is going to make me sound crazy,

but when she picked up her wine glass from the ground and put it up to her face, her bicep bulged. Like, huge. Her bicep bulged? Her bicep bulged? Her bicep bulged? Yeah, like she was jacked. Oh, really?

Yeah. Well, how tall is she? She's like 5'9". Okay. She's like, she's buff. Okay. She likes to work out. She picked up her wine glass and almost crushed it with her hands because she's got such huge biceps.

I guess I was a little intimidated by it because I'm nowhere near that good of shape. She's beautiful. She's super attractive. But that bicep, I don't know. I started thinking, like, you know, what happens if this turns into something and we're, like, getting intimate and then she, like, breaks my neck or something. I don't know. I don't think that's how it works. You could probably ask her.

She sounds reasonable. We talked to her, you know. You could probably ask her to take it easy on you. Yeah. I just, it would be a weird request and I didn't know how to handle it. So I just kind of, kind of just put it, put it, put it in the back of my head. Yeah. I don't know how to handle it, so I just kind of put it in the back of my head. Okay, so the reason that you don't want to go out with her again is because she has bigger biceps than you. Yeah, very strong.

Okay. Thanks for being honest with us, Raj. Yeah. I appreciate it. Also, I feel like I should be honest with you now and let you know, Michelle is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Hey, Raj. Hey.

You were listening the whole time? Yep. So now she's angry. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, Raj. Are you angry? He doesn't like me when I'm angry, Raj. Are you angry about that, Michelle?

Or is that just weird for you to hear that he doesn't want to go out with you again because your biceps are big? I'm honestly shocked. Like, I'm not that big. Like, I'm still soft, like yoga strong. I'm not like throwing tires strong. Oh, come on. You are so much bigger than yoga strong. So, like, floored that this is the reason that you haven't texted back. Like, I get it.

That sounds embarrassing. Like, I didn't realize that I was that threatening to you. Yeah, I didn't realize that I was that threatening to me either. But then, I don't know. Like, I saw your arms when you were drinking the wine and hardly touching the cheese board. Is it just because she's got bigger muscles than you or are you scared of her? I don't understand what the issue is.

Do you not want to live that lifestyle or have a girlfriend that is like that? I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I guess maybe it just makes me feel super small standing next to you. Well, hey, if you want to work out together,

that's totally fine. Or you can just embrace it, Raj, and just let her hold you in her big arms at night. Yeah, you could be Little Spoon. And just literally

sleep me off my feet. Raj, would you like to go out with Michelle again on another date? We'll pay for it. I'll wear long sleeves. So what do you think, Raj?

If she covers up her enormous biceps that scare you, would you go out with her again? You know what? You don't have to wear long sleeves.

I thought you were gorgeous. And you know, I did have a great time with you. And I was just being stupid. You know,

I'm glad we did this because I would actually really like to go on another date with you. Oh I was just being stupid. You know, I'm glad we did this because I would actually really like to go on another date with you. Oh, wow. It's been a while. This is exciting. Michelle, do you want to go out with him again or are you offended? I would like to because

I want to see where this goes. This is interesting. Oh, congrats, guys. We did it. Jubal's First Date Follow-Up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast,

Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun,

thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast.

Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex and love.

Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. Tune in and join the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.