First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Vanessa ran away because you're hiding the kids!

Episode Date: March 1, 2021

Chaz calls The Jubal Show when Vanessa ghosts him after a near-perfect date; they even slept together! Jubal Fresh, Alex and English Evan find out that someone may be hiding something in this First Date Follow Up!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

First day follow-up. It's always risky when you take a relationship from like online into IRL. Oh, in real life. IRL. Oh. In real life. You didn't know what that meant, Alex. I mean, I could have figured it out real quick if I just thought about it.

You never know because you talk to someone online, they could be great. And then you meet them in person. You're like, oh, not so great. This was a mistake. Yeah. And I don't know if that's what happened to Chaz who's on the phone for a first date follow-up or not, but he decided to meet a girl that he's actually been dating or talking to for, he said in his email, two months. Oh. They decided to meet in person, IRL. And now she's not calling him back. So we're trying to figure out what

happened. Chaz, what's up? How are you? Hey, how's it going, man? Pretty good. So tell us a little bit about your situation. What's going on? Dude, crazy. So yeah, man, like in my email, I told you guys that, you know, we've been communicating a couple of months on social media where we met. And dude, I thought everything was fine. So we decided to go out. So who's we? You and?

Vanessa and I, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vanessa. You know, I was leery, dude. I don't know if I should say her name or not. But yeah, it's Vanessa. So how did you meet Vanessa? First of all, how did yeah. Vanessa. You know, I was leery, dude. I didn't know if I should say her name or not. But yeah, it's Vanessa. So how did you meet Vanessa? First of all, how did you meet Vanessa?

Well, we met on Instagram. Instagram, okay. I mean, I liked a couple of her pics, and then, you know, she liked mine. We did that for a couple of days, and finally I slid into the DMs, you know? Nice. Like a good man should. Yeah, sounds familiar. Your email said that you were talking for like two months before you actually met up.

That's what I'm saying. Exactly, dude. We conversed for like, yeah, at least two months. And we had good conversation. You know, it was, at least I thought it was. So what did you guys do for your first date? We went out, man. Dude, I was like a little kid.

I was so excited, like a little freaking 16-year-old on my first date. I mean, because the conversation was so good the past two months. So when we went out, I was like Mr. Eager Beaver. I Ubered so no one would have to drive in case. And we did drink. We both got a little nice, little strong buzz on. Yeah, and two months is a long time to be talking to somebody before meeting an IRL. Yeah, for real.

Like, I would be excited, too. I'd be like, man, I finally get to actually meet this person. Yeah, it was like a slow pace, you know, and it was no intentions behind it. I was just excited to meet her. For sure. Okay, so you guys went to dinner, and then what did you guys do after? Well, since we were both kind of stumbling, we went back to my

place and dude, she actually stayed over. Wow. Two months, I mean, that's about time you guys sleep together. Yeah. Well, no, no, no, no, no. We just, we actually just slept. I mean, you know, we kissed, we made out but there was, that was it. It was just PG, PG-13.

Okay. Surprising. Did you sleep in the same bed? Hell yeah, we slept in the same bed, dude. It's been two months. But you guys didn't hook up and you guys were both stumbling. What did you do? Hey, we didn't hook up, but I snuggled and I, yeah.

We snuggled and she felt what she needed to feel. That's all I can say. Oh, my God. Wow. A spoon? Yeah. Sounds like you with a big spoon. Yeah, I think what he's saying,

the normal complaint that women have when they snuggle with a guy, it's like, hey, get that out of my back, please. All right. So why do you think she's not calling you back then? I mean, have you guys talked since your date? How was the next morning? She left. I mean, honestly, I was groggy still.

I mean, when I woke up, she was gone. What? Disappeared. Yeah. I mean, she was up in the morning, you know, like she got up. I seen her like, I don't know, about 6, 37 years in the restroom, but I was still kind of tired. So like when I finally got up, got up like 8, 8, 15, she was gone.

I mean, no, no, no anything. What? Yeah. Wow. So, did you try and reach out to her that day? Dude, yes. I sent her a text, hey, enjoyed everything. You know, looking forward to talking to you later today.

She hasn't talked to you at all? Nothing. Dude, I've never been ghosted. Like, this is crazy. Maybe she didn't feel something poking her back. That was the issue. Dude, I mean, I mean, my gosh. I mean is crazy Maybe she didn't feel Something poking her back That was the issue Dude I mean

I mean my gosh I mean Maybe I don't know But like there's no awkward time During the night That you can think of No

No nothing I mean I was very respectful Okay Wow Well we'll play a song And then come back And call her

And see if we can figure it out For you okay Cool thank you Alright man We'll do it next It's the Jubal Show. I think I know what happened. What?

Hey, Chaz? Yeah. How big is your bed? Dude, it's a freaking queen. Okay, I think I don't know what happened then. I was going to see if you had a king-size bed. Why would that be an issue? Well, because if you're just tuning in for the first day follow-up,

Chaz is on the phone, and he went out with a girl named Vanessa. They had actually talked on Instagram and texted for a couple months before they met up, so they were really excited. They went to dinner. She stayed over. Nothing happened. They didn't hook up or anything, but he said that they snuggled in bed that night, and when he woke up in the morning, she was gone, and she hasn't talked to him since. I was thinking maybe you had a king-size bed, and she was still lost in the sheets.

Oh. Nice. No, no. The logic, I'm single. I don't live with anybody. So I get a queen. If I start living with someone, I get married, then I'll get a king. So I don't want to get acclimated to a king by myself. We have no idea why she's not calling him back. He doesn't know. You said everything went perfect. Like you can't even think of one thing. Nothing at all, man. Alright, well we're going to dial her phone number right now and see if we can figure it out for you. Ready? Perfect. Like, you can't even think of one thing. Nothing at all, man. Nothing. All right. Well, we're going to dial her phone right now and see if we can figure it out for you.

Ready? Just remember, if there is something, we'll find out. No, no, no. I promise. There was nothing. On my end, at least, there was nothing. Okay. Here we go. Hello?

Hi, may I speak to Vanessa, please? This is Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. Yep, and this is Alex from The Jubal Show. Wow. Why are you guys calling me? And this is Evan from The Jubal Show.

Oh, wow. There's three of you. Okay, this is weird. Am I on the radio? We're all here. You know the show. Oh, yeah. I totally know the show.

Oh, okay. Cool. Well, thanks for listening. Yeah, thank you very much. We're doing a first date follow-up, so I'm sure you already know what that is. You know what it is. Some of you went on a date with someone and now you're not calling them back.

And his name is Chaz. Oh, my God. So I know he's listening then, right? Maybe. Maybe. Maybe not. Another line. Perhaps.

No, no, I know how you guys do this. Chaz is on the line, right? Hi, Chaz. Finally, hey, hey. Hi, Vanessa. Hi. So, yeah, you know how the thing works. Chaz wants to know why you're not calling him back.

So, now that you know he's on the phone, because you already knew that, because you listened to the show, do you want to tell Chaz why you're not calling him back? Well, it's just. Vanessa, I mean, just shoot me straight. Why didn't you call me back? I'm just lost. I thought we had a good time. Chaz, you are being honest with me, honestly. Please. I mean, what are you talking about? I aren't being honest with me, honestly.

What, what, please. I mean, what are you talking about? I wasn't being, I was very transparent with you. Chaz, just tell me the truth about it, okay? About what, man? What are you talking about, Vanessa? About what? What do you need to hear the truth about?

Chaz, did you lie to her about something? No, not at all. I'm so lost right now, guys. What are you talking about, Vanessa? What do you say that he's not truthful about? You haven't been truthful about your lifestyle and what's going on with you. Because I saw your kitchen what chas you have a kid and you didn't tell me about it oh what chas

a kid are you what are you talking about right now chas it's really obvious i've seen your place. Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop. Are you talking about my freaking nephew's toys and all of his in the kitchen that he likes to eat that I eat also? Are you really talking about that right now, Vanessa? Oh. Oh, my ass. Are you serious? I mean, are you?

Is that what you're? Dude, you hadn't talked to me in over three weeks since we went out. Are you seriously talking about my nephew freaking toys and the food that he eats? That I eat when he's not there? What are you talking? Oh, my gosh. You're not hiding that you have a kid? It's just your nephew? Like, really?

Yes. I can't believe, Vanessa. Yes. My sister is a single parent, so I help her out. I keep my nephew every now and then, a couple days a week. So, I mean, hey, I'm a nice guy in that aspect. Dude, I'm so lost. Are you serious, Vanessa? You could have just asked me, Vanessa.

Why didn't you just, oh, wow. Yeah, it's my nephew. I don't know. I just assumed you had a kid. It seems obvious. So rather than ask why there was toys and stuff, it sounds like, I don't know, it sounds like there was toys and stuff all over,

so you just assumed you had a kid. Rather than do that, rather than asking me, you just decided that he was hiding a kid. That was the easier option for you? It just made sense, I guess. Vanessa, I probably would have done the same thing, honestly. Yeah, I probably would have too. Yeah, I want to avoid confrontational costs.

You guys might not even have thought about it, though. No. Yeah, that's true. So. Vanessa, would you like to go on another date with Chaz? We'll pay for it. Yeah. Yeah, I would actually like to, Chaz.

I mean, that was really stupid of me to assume that, and I'm sorry. I would love to go on another date with you. Oh, good. There you go. Woo! Oh, that'd be nice. My son can't wait to meet you.

Wait. What? No, no, no, no, guys. I'm just f***ing you guys. Jubal's First Date Follow-Up. Ugh. We're so done with New Year, New You.

This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know

you always like them. More of you dating with intention because because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Experiencing the news each day can feel like a journey. With Up First from NPR, though, it doesn't have to be. Welcome to 15 easy minutes of breaking news, clarity on international and national affairs, and a casual tone that you can take in with breakfast. Begin your day informed, ready, and refreshed. Begin your day with Up First. Subscribe to Up First from NPR on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God.

We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.