First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Vivien and Andrew cross many lines in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: December 1, 2021

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".We hear about a lot of weird deal-breakers or things you'd never think would be possible during the First Date Follow Up! Vivien and Andrew are about to cross many of those lines in this First Date Follow Up! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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First Date Follow Up Let's go around the room and ask a question hooking up on the first date good idea bad idea good English Evan

it is what it is go for it if you want alright I've done it I have too I haven't no you haven't you know why

because English Evan has only been with one person and I doubt that happened on the first date. It did not. On the phone right now is Vivian. Vivian, let me ask you a question. Good or bad idea hooking up on the first date for you? I personally think it's fine. Yeah.

But you think it's the reason you're not getting a call back? Well, he hasn't been calling me back and that's the only reason I can think of right now. Okay. Just because you did or didn't? No, he did. Okay. Yeah, but he took part in it, so why wouldn't he call you back? Clearly, it's something he wanted.

Yeah. Well, I thought we were both okay with it, and now he's not answering the phone. Yeah, but some guys are D-bags, and they have such a double standard. Like, dude, come on. She hooked up on the first date. Like, not marriage material. You know how those guys are. Yeah.

Well, Vivian, before we get into all that, tell us about the guy you want to call today. What's his name? His name's Andrew. Andrew, okay. How did you guys meet? We actually met on Tinder. Yeah, and Tinder is definitely for something.

Yeah. The people on there want one thing. I was going to say, you guys hooked up on the first date. That's why you think you're not getting a call back and it's off of Tinder. Way to have the most stereotypical tinder date ever well i don't normally use tinder but with everything going on right now i'm like i need to start meeting people so okay so tell us about your date we met and we just went out to

dinner it was super nice he's super sweet he. He's super tall. And then he wanted to go to his place after. So I figured, you know, like maybe that's where it's leading. Okay. I figured everything was okay. And we get to his house. So we hook up, we stay the night. Everything's fine. I wake up in the morning. He gives me a hug. He kisses me on the cheek and then nothing. What do you mean nothing? Like didn't reply to your texts or didn't call you or in person just didn't say anything i texted him when i got home and i told him i made it home and then nothing for a few hours so i called him just to check up on him and i haven't heard from him since then okay well my

first thought is that he just wanted to hook up. Hit it and ditch it. Hit it and quit it. That's the one. Bump it and run the other way from it. Yeah. I'm not as good as you guys are. Do you think that's why?

Because I mean, Tinder is really because guys want to hook up. I feel like. Yeah. Yeah. He seemed really sweet on the date. So I figured like everything was fine. That's why we hooked up. But maybe something went wrong.

I don't know. I'm just confused. Yeah. So you can't think of any other reason why he wouldn't be calling you back? No, I thought everything was great. Okay, that's the only thing I can think of too then is maybe he just wanted a hookup.

Yeah, in which case he got what he wanted. Yeah. Yeah, that's the only thing I can think of too then is maybe he just wanted a hookup. Yeah. In which case, he got what he wanted. Yeah. Yeah. So no need for a call. Unless you're calling to complain about the thing that you got that you wanted because customer service. How many times, well actually, how long has it been since you've seen him? I just saw him this past weekend.

And how many times have you tried to reach out to him? Well, I texted him when I got home and then I've called him twice now. Okay, and you got no response? Nothing. Okay. I mean, you do know where he lives. Why don't you just show up? No, don't do that. Don't seem desperate. That's just weird. I've thought about it.

Yeah, I'm sure you have. Don't do that. Drive by his house, wait outside, you know. Just do all those things. That'll make you seem perfectly sane. You might see something you don't want. Well, actually it might work out for you. I mean, it works in the movies. If you just show up at someone's house and they're not really into you, you stand outside, like you hold up a boom box. You got to go back to the eighties to get a boom box. That was a very famous movie scene in the eighties. You wear a trench coat, hold a boom box over your head, or maybe you show up. It's gotta be raining though. It's gotta be definitely has

to be raining. Show up in the rain, ruining your clothes and you know, your mascara and everything and just not care and just let them know how much you love them and you want them. Oh, it sounds like you've thought about this quite in detail. I was raised by movies. Right. So maybe that won't work anyway. What was his name again? His name's Andrew. Andrew. Yeah. Would be an Andrew, wouldn't it? All right. Well, we'll play a song, come back, and then we'll call him and see if we can figure out

why Andrew isn't calling you back. Okay? Sounds good. Okay. We'll do it next. It's the Jubal Show. I think I got it. So when we were talking to Vivian, who's on the phone for a first date follow-up, right?

She's not getting a call back because she met a dude on Tinder. They hooked up. He hasn't called her since. It sounded like maybe all he wanted was to hook up and that's it yeah right well when we were talking about it earlier in the first part of this alex you said he didn't quit it english seven you said hit it and ditch it hit it and ditch it and i couldn't figure out a good rhyme i think i figured it out what What? Smash it and trash it. That's a decent one, right? You threw it away.

I guess that's a decent one. I'm not making fun of your situation. I just couldn't think of a rhyme, so I was really proud of myself that I was able to finally think of one. Anyway, that's what's going on with Vivian. She's not getting a call back from this dude named Andrew. She has no idea why. She's reached out to him a few times and has heard nothing. The only thing that she can think of is that he got intimate with it and then like had

to didn't call back, didn't call back. Oh yeah. That's a good rhyme. Oh my God. Got intimate and then forget. I'll stop doing that because that's annoying now. And I'll just call Andrew and see why he's not calling you back. What do you think about that Vivian?

I'm just so nervous for the truth. Well, it might be nothing bad at all. It might actually be bad on him. I hope. Okay, well, I'm going to call him and see if we can figure it out. Here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Andrew? Yeah.

Who's this? Hey, man. Did? Yeah. Who's this? Hey, man. Did you just wake up? No, I've just been doing some stuff. What's up? Who's this? Sounded tired. I'm sorry.

This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. What? Jubal from The Jubal Show. It's a radio show. It's me, my hot ass wife, Alex Freyash. Hi. And English Evan. Hello. Hi. And English Evan. Hello.

Hey. You're probably wondering why we're calling. Yeah. I can't say I get too many calls from radio stations. Yeah. Well, what's up? I'm calling you today because we got an email from one of our listeners about you. Um, who? It's someone that you went on a date with and you're not calling them back. We do a segment on the show where if you go out on a date with somebody and end up ghosting them, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out why.

And recently you hooked up with a girl named Vivian. Um, yeah. She called you guys? She emailed us and she told us about your date said that she really liked you that you guys had a great time but now she's heard nothing from you and she's wondering if there was a problem yeah you went a little bit quiet on her yeah okay uh that's a weird thing to do. Yeah, I went on a date with her a week ago, something like that. Yeah.

It's nice to see you get so many dates you don't even know when it happened. Yeah, it was like a week ago, bro. Yeah. I mean, you know how it is. Sometimes it's a few in a week. Yeah, I don't really know how that is. I don't know either. All right, but... I don't know either. Alright, well, to each their own.

Alright, so, well, she told us, you know, that you guys met on Tinder and went out and went back to your place, danced around in the bedroom a bit, and then... Really? She got that literal with you guys? Wow. Yeah. She told us everything. Every single detail. No, she didn't say it. She said you guys hooked up though.

We know everything about you. And she feels like maybe that's all you wanted and that's why you're not calling her back. No, I mean, that's not the reason I don't want to see her. She was nice or whatever, but I mean, honestly, I kind of have a pet peeve with, I mean, obviously she told you we were, like, hooked up.

But I have a pet peeve with, like, girls with tan lines. Like, she had tan lines, like, everywhere. And that's just, like, a no-go for me. Like, after that, I was like, I'm done. That's your pet peeve. Done. Okay, that's weird. Yeah, I mean, I don't like tan lines.

You don't have any tan lines? Uh, no. What about when you get some sun and you have shorts on? I mean, yeah, I tan my whole body all the time, so I don't have any tan lines, but they just gross me out, so I was just not for it. Right. Wow. So you're not cooling her back because she has tan lines? Uh, I mean, yeah, pretty much.

Are you a gym tan laundry bro? Do you want it for that way? Yeah, I just, it is what it is. And that's it, that's the only reason. Tan lines. Uh, yeah, pretty much. I mean, it's a deal breaker for me, that's the truth. I've always thought tan

lines were fine, I never had a problem with them. Yeah, I never thought about it. Even being able to tan sounds amazing to me. Yes, I mean, that's it. I mean, I kind of had to power through, honestly. Like, the tan lines just don't do it for me. So, like, yeah, I'm done with it.

Okay. Well, thanks for being honest, man. I appreciate it. And so brave for powering through that date. Yeah, it must have been tough. Uh, thanks. Yeah. You know, since you were honest with us, very candid about your dislike for tan lines, I need to be honest with you now and let you know that Vivian is actually on the other line listening

and probably really wants to talk to you now. Oh, my God. You are trash. Are you serious? I mean, yeah. What else do you want me to say? I don't like tan lines. Are you kidding me?

No, I feel like I made that pretty say? I don't like tan lines. Are you kidding me? No, I feel like I made that pretty clear. I don't like tan lines. Oh, my gosh. You could have said that before we hooked up. Now this is just weird. I feel so weird. Well, I didn't know you had tan lines until we started hooking up, and I wasn't going to stop at that point.

Who doesn't have tan lines? Literally. I don't. It's small. It's like a bikini. Like, it's nothing bad. I don't have major tan lines all over my body. Like, it's nothing.

I thought, like, what? That is really weird. Yeah. Andrew, you're're so f***ed I mean yeah Sorry you feel that way You were so sweet On the date

Way to like Make things turn here I mean well you're the one Who kind of got the radio station To call me out of the blue So Well it's cause you weren't Calling her back

You couldn't even let her know You couldn't even let her know Yeah so What was I supposed to do? Text her and say, hey, tan lines? No, thanks. See ya. Well, no, just text back and be like, no, I'm not interested.

Sorry. Yeah, you could have made that something up. You could have let me down easy, at least. Say something. Like, ghosting me, really, over tan lines? That's really weird. It is. Obviously, I mean, you want to know the truth So you call the radio station

And got him to call me Or whatever So there you go Tan lines Wow Whatever Andrew Literally F*** off

Like you were so Disrespectful Goodbye Well no hold on First Andrew I have to ask If you want to go on A second date with Vivian

We'll pay for it Like I don't know Maybe even get a tanning package Before you guys Go out on a date Yeah right No thank you Nope I'm good I'll pass on a date. Yeah, right. No, thank you. No, I'm good.

I'll pass on the date. Don't even ask me. Hey, I got a question. Is this going to be on the radio? Yeah. Yeah? That's what we do. Okay.

When? Because I want to make sure my boys listen to it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. F*** you, Andrew. The Jubal Show on demand. Ugh, we're so done with new year, new you. This year, it's more you on Bumble.

More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble.

Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?

Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics entertainment sports and more joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors and with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else ready to laugh and stay informed listen on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.