First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - What are some of the most ridiculous deal breakers in realtionships!?

Episode Date: November 23, 2021

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Some people's deal breakers are simply ridiculous! Today Miranda calls The Jubal Show because Sean won't call her back! What's the deal breaker and will The Jubal Show be able to get them a second date!? Find out in another exciting First Date Follow Up!Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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First Date Follow Up Miranda is on the phone for a First Date Follow Up today and apparently she was attracted to the guy that she went out with

because he wasn't holding a fish I don't really know what that means that's what her email said I don't know and I want to find out we need more info I was curious when I read that she. Is that a euphemism? That's what her email said. I don't know. And I want to find out. We need more info.

I was curious when I read that. She said she liked him because he wasn't holding a fish. I don't know what that means, but I do know that he's not calling her back. And we're going to see if we can help her out and figure out why. Miranda, what's up? How are you? Hi, guys.

Thanks for having me on. Your email basically said one of the reasons that you were attracted to him at first was because he wasn't holding a fish. I don't understand that. What does that mean? Well, I don't know how often you guys have been on dating websites or apps, but it seems like every guy on there is holding a fish or they've been to

bringing that. I don't know. Yeah. You liked him because he wasn't holding a fish. Yeah, correct. Okay. What else did you like about him? Well, when we met up, he was just lovely. I mean, he was tall.

He was really good looking and fun. Yeah, he kind of ticked all my boxes. Oh, so you found the dream man. Well, kind of. What did you guys do for your date you know we decided to go it's gonna sound funny

but we were gonna go um axe throwing because it just feels less awkward like I feel like dinner dates

or drink dates you're kind of just sitting there and it can be a bit awkward so this seems to be a good way to break the ice yeah the axe throwing

is fun axe throwing is like the new fad. I've never done it. Have you guys? I've done it once. Yeah, Jubal has. We were supposed to do a lot together. But then he decided to go with other people and I couldn't go.

So we'll stop Jake. I was on tour doing comedy. Alex couldn't come with us that weekend. We wanted to go axe throwing together for a long time. We talked about it for a long time. For a long time. As a date. I know.

And then I was on the road with these dudes and this one guy would not stop bugging me about going axe throwing. That's kind of weird. He wouldn't stop. He wanted to go axe throwing in the downtime. And wanted to be able to pay for a run. Yeah.

It was really annoying and I just wanted him to shut up. So I went axe throwing and the whole time I was like, I just want to throw this axe at you. What? Well, I wouldn't be surprised if you guys go axe throwing

and Alex just launches one at you. Well, I wouldn't be surprised if you guys go axe throwing and Alex just launches one at you. We're not going. We haven't. She'll never go with me now. Anyway, you went axe throwing and did you have a good time doing it? Yeah, I think we had a really good time.

I'm surprised I've not heard from him. Were you pretty good at it? No. Not at all. And actually, I think that might be why maybe, like, it's the only thing I can think of is that, I don't know, like, when I went to pick up the ex, I looked a bit awkward and, like, a bit of a dork.

And I don't know. I was just kind of like, help me with this. I don't know. I just feel like maybe he was turned off by me okay so there wasn't anything else specific during the date that you thought might be the reason why he's not calling you back no not really I just I just wasn't really good at that and I think I just seemed maybe a bit too girly or weak I don't know okay well how did things end well yeah he walked me to my car and he kind of hugged me, but not like, and really thinking back, I actually probably went in for the hug.

I don't know. It was awkward. It was awkward, but you know, I kind of thought, nice. Okay. So you got a little bit of a hug, but you're not sure if he hugged you or if he just hugged you because. Yeah. I think I just got shy and kind of just, goodbye then.

I didn't really know what to say. Did you guys have any plans on meeting up again? Not really. In a way, guys, I don't always lock it in at the end. It was just kind of like, bye. I kind of thought, maybe.

Alright, well how long has it been since your date? A week. How many times have you tried to hit him up? Three times. Three times. And he's said nothing back to you? I tried calling once and I sent two texts. Okay. Well, it's pretty obvious that he's ghosting you. He hasn't got back to you at all.

And the only thing you can think of is maybe you just think that he wasn't attracted to the way he threw axes well just you know it's not exactly that but just kind of because I was acting silly and maybe I was just a bit too girly

for him okay well we'll play a song come back and then call him and see if we can figure it out alright

thanks yep we'll get your first date follow up next it's the Jubal show it's the middle of a first date follow up

and if you're just joining us Miranda is on the phone, and Miranda wants us to call a dude named Sean. Because Sean not calling Randa back. I just feel like abbreviating all of my words right now. I have no idea why,

but anyway, Sean's not calling her back, so we're going to call him and see if we can figure out why. They went out axe throwing, and the only reason that Miranda can think of that Sean's not calling her back is the fact that she might have been a little too girly when she was throwing axes and maybe he was like I want a woman

who knows how to handle a hatchet. That's what I look for in a lady. Exactly why. So that's the only thing you can think of Miranda right? Yeah I guess. Alright well I'm going to call him right now. Hello?

Hi, can I speak to Sean, please? Speaking. May I ask who's calling? Sean, how are you? This is Jubal Fresh from The Jubal Show. It's Alex Fresh from The Jubal Show. It's English, I'm from The Jubal Show. And this is The Jubal Show, and it's a radio show.

Oh, okay. What, why? Why are you calling? We're calling you today because we got an email about you from somebody who listens to the show. We do a segment called The First Date Follow-Up. Have you ever heard that before? Uh, no. you haven't okay well let me tell you what it is sean i'm gonna break it down to you we do a segment called the

first date follow-up it's where you go out on a date with someone and then you end up ghosting them they can email us to get you on the phone and ask why so basically you went on a date with somebody and now they're wondering why you're not calling them back all right um are you gonna tell me who it was or it is a woman named miranda you don't sound very happy about that yeah you went out with miranda like a little over a week ago, I guess, and you haven't talked to her since, and Miranda wants to know why. Okay. We had an okay time. We did some axe throwing.

She wasn't very good, but not many people are. Right. Unless they've done it a lot. So you just didn't vibe with her? No. I mean, that was fine. In fact, I thought she was okay, actually. And I wanted to see her again until I walked her to her car.

What did she do at her car? Well, I don't know. She might have bought it used. I might be judging her wrongly here. You don't like her because she has a used car? You know, if it was a used car and she didn't do something about it, that's even worse. Her car was just, like, it was just, it was annoying. Her car was annoying?

Have you, have you ever seen, have you ever seen the pink eyelashes on a car, on the headlights? Oh, is it a bug? Oh, no. Think about it, is it, it wasn't a bug. It was, it was like a Honda or something. It was a modified Honda. Huh. It was just a really, it was a, it was a bright cherry red paint job.

It was just really, it was annoying. It was bright. And she had the stupidest bumper stickers I've ever seen in my life. Okay, so you didn't, it's not so much you didn't like her. You just really don't like her car. I mean, who gets a bumper sticker that says zombie response vehicle? Like, I can't. A nerd on the outside, rebel on the inside.

I can't deal with that. Okay, so just a bunch of really bad bumper stickers? Awful. And that's really the only reason? I mean, am I going to have to go bumper sticker shopping with her at some point? Like, I mean, there are a lot, but I'm sure she has room, you know? And I have to hear about it and see the new ones. I don't want to deal with that.

And I don't want to be seen in her car. It's that bad. What if you just never saw her car? Would you be able to date her? Or is it just like knowing that that car is out there and it's hers bothers you so much you'd never want to go out with her again? I don't know. I just feel like what are the conversations want to go out with her again? I don't know. I just feel like

what are the conversations going to be like? You know? Like if she has, like if this is her sense of humor or whatever, like what are we going to vibe with? Like I had the idea for Axe throwing, like what is her, you know, idea for the next date?

Like is it going to like a cheesy shop and like getting like joke gifts? Because I don't want to do that. Well, thanks for being honest with us, Sean. Appreciate it. Is that it? No. Is there anything else you would like us to say to her?

Cause we have to tell her like the reason, you know, that's part of the deal is that we report back. I mean, I, have you, have you ever, has there ever been a thing for you that like, you know, you just can't get past like, and it's just, it doesn't been a thing for you that like, you know, you just can't get past like, and it's just, it doesn't make the most sense, but it, you know, just thinking about it just really upsets you. Well, thanks Sean for being honest. And I also need to let you know that Miranda is actually on the phone listening and wants

to talk to you. Oh, what? Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, we forgot to tell you. We're going to deliver the message. Yeah, well, we did kind of. Kind of lied, but not really.

We did it like, you know, in real time. Yeah. All right, all right, fine. So, okay, so the secret's out. Ooh, yikes. What do you have to say for yourself, Miranda? What's with these bumper stickers? My mom actually gave me that car.

She's a children's entertainer So that was her last vehicle And I just haven't gotten around To fixing it up yet and changing it I didn't want to hurt her feelings Listen, I get it Automotives are clearly Something that you judge a person by Which is fine

We've all got our things I hated the Converse you were wearing Automotive? You don't like the shoes, street wear? You're not into the most popular brand of shoes. I'm sorry about that. Are they the most popular, or are they just people who are trying to hang on to their youth?

I don't know. I don't know. You're the one with the youthful bumper stickers. What are you trying to hang on to? Anyway, this was a big mistake. Clearly. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Yeah, sorry, Mom. Mom? What kind of mom do you have? Are you a gay girl that reminds you of your mom, sicko? No, no, no. You. You. Like, you can't, like, let go of your mom and her childhood fantasies of her car and giving it to her daughter so you can't take the bumper stickers off

or actually the eyelashes. I don't understand. Well, I'm confused because if you're saying I'm a mature mom, but then you're also saying that I'm immature because I'm not checking them off. I'm confused of what the structure of your parenting has been

because it doesn't really, your argument is kind of a dichotomy and you're just't really, your argument is kind of, kind of a dichotomy. And you're just, yeah, you're just kind of full of crap. It's cool. I don't understand anything she's saying. Like, just like the nerdy stickers on her car. I know, I know.

Well, you know what? You can listen back to this show and get a dictionary. F*** you. Like, I didn't say that. He's out of... With pleasure. With pleasure,

because you're never going to get to. Oh. Sean, would you like to go out with Miranda again? We'll pay for it a second date. No, I'm not going to go out with her. Miranda, would you like to go out with Sean again? Because it sounds like you guys could have great makeup sex. You know, I don't, because I think if someone's final closing deal sentence is F you, I think I just want to hang out with people who have a few more brain cells

who are a bit more articulate and fun and not just so reactive and a bit of a d***. Yes, f*** you. Again, with pleasure. Because you never will. The Jubal Show on demand. We're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes.

More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble.

Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric,

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives

you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.