First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Whitney's got gas in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: March 1, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Whitney thinks she is getting ghosted because she let out a fart or two! Can The Jubal Show get this gassy girl a second date!? Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Jubal Show on demand. First day follow-up. Whitney farted. What? Whitney farted. What are you talking about? I'm talking about Whitney who's on the phone

for a first date follow-up today. She farted on her date? Well, I don't know. I do know. I read the email. We'll get to that part in just a second. But Whitney, how are you? Thank you for your email. Before you tell us about the date, how long has it been since you heard from the guy that you went out with? Hey, Drew. Well, it's been about two weeks since we went out. About two weeks. What's his name, by the way? Oh, his name is Chad. Chad. All right. And how many times have you tried to get a hold of Chad since your date? Well, so after our date, I messaged him three times on Tinder. That's where we match.

And then I've tried to text him a few times, too. And I thought he was replying because the blue bubble popped up, but then he never hits send. We'll get to the fart thing in just a second. I thought that was a very interesting note in your email. But what did you guys do for your date? Oh my God. It's so awkward. Um, well the date was good other than that. Um, so he took me out to this new steak restaurant in town that I've been wanting to check out and it was fantastic. The food was amazing. He was so sweet. I mean, the whole date, the vibes were just amazing from start to finish.

Okay. Other than the restaurant, though, tell us a little bit about him. Oh, my gosh. Chad, he's so sweet, and he's funny. And he even, like, sang me a little song. Like, it was so cute. He sang you a song? Like, he serenaded you?

Yeah, he literally, yeah, he, like, serenaded me. Like, I don't know, he comes out with these little, Like, I don't know, he comes out with these little like, like, I don't know, beatbox or whatever on his own. And he just like made a little, I guess, ditty out whenever we were eating dinner about me. It was just so sweet. Was it loud? Was it like really loud till the whole restaurant heard it?

Or was it just kind of to you guys? Just like, hey, Whitney. No. Did you just fart? Did he say that too? Did he say that too? Oh my God, stop. It wasn't that bad.

Okay. Well, your email said that you think you might not be calling you back because you farted on the date. So tell us a little bit about the fart. Okay. So like we were eating dinner and it accidentally slipped. Obvious if I could have helped it, I would have run to the bathroom before, but it just like hit me out of nowhere.

And I was so embarrassed and I apologized and excused myself. And he just kind of like giggled like, oh, no big deal. So I really thought it was fine and the rest of the date went great. So I just, I don't know why that would be a big deal when he was still having a good time after. That would be super embarrassing. But no, I mean, that's a

natural thing. It is natural, but how bad did it smell? No, it was not like that. It was not like, okay it was not like oh my gosh this girl's killing me with her farts and you know what

if you if you think a girl is cute then her attractive then her farts are usually cute like Alex and I

were married if you didn't know that and I've heard Alex fart maybe twice in our relationship and each time I was like that was adorable I'm on stubborn right now the best one was the one time

when I heard her in the shower because I just walked in to the bathroom and she was in the shower and she had farted a little bit more and she went yeah buddy. Yeah buddy. Yeah buds. And I was like did you just say yeah buds because you farted and she was like yeah I did.

Now I can't say yeah buds anymore because it reminds me of that every time. But either way it was cute so maybe you had an adorable fart to him Now I can't say yeah, buzz anymore. Because it reminds me of that every time. My cheeks. But either way, it was cute. So maybe you had an adorable fart to him. I don't know. But you think that's the reason that he's not calling you back? Well, I don't know.

Because afterwards, I mean, everything went great after too. Like he even walked me to my car. And it was kind of a nice little stroll in the starlight. And he gave me a kiss and a hug before he left. So I just, you know, it didn't seem like that was a deal breaker at the time. And I can't think of anything else that went wrong. So I don't know. Maybe he didn't like it.

I don't know. Yeah. All right. Did you guys plan on a second date? Well, I mean, literally after he kissed me, he said, I can't wait to go out with you again. Well, I can't wait to find out why he's ghosting you. I can't wait either. I can't wait to hear the thought story.

Can you wait, Evan? No, I can't wait, Jubal. Oh, gosh. I really hope it's not because of the fire. Our social media guy, Christian, can you wait? Absolutely not. Producer Bennett, can you wait? Not at all.

I guess we all can't wait. Then we'll play a song. Come back and then call him and see why he's not calling you back, okay? Okay, thank you so much, Jules. If you're just joining us for today's first date follow-up, Whitney is on the phone. I'm sorry. Are you pooping?

Are you pooping? Whitney, you've got to stop doing that, Whitney. Y'all are embarrassing me. You're so mean. Whitney is on the phone and she's not getting a call back from a dude named Chad and she thinks she's not getting a call back because they had a really good time

they went to dinner at a nice steakhouse and in the middle of dinner maybe he made Whitney accidentally let a slip I don't know if it's because he made her laugh I cannot she said that he

laughed it off and it didn't seem to bother her too much. But that's the only reason that she can think she's not getting a call back. So we're going to get him on the phone and see if we can figure out what happened. All right, Whitney. I'm going to dial this one right now. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hello? Hey, is Chad there? Yeah, this is Chad. Oh, hey, man. This is Jubal from The Jubal Show.

This is Alex from The Jubal Show. This is English Amber from The Jubal Show. The Jubal Show is a radio show. Okay, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, I know that. I listen to you guys every morning. I never thought you'd actually call me.

Oh, really? Thank you. Yeah, thank you very much. Well, yeah, we're calling you, and we're calling you today because you went on a date with someone, and now you're not calling them back. Hmm. Okay. All right.

I know exactly who you're talking about. Alright. I really can't believe this is happening right now. Well, who do you think we're talking about? It would have to be Whitney. This girl Whitney, she's the only one I went on a date with recently and she's kind of the only one I'm ghosting right now.

Bing bong. That's who you got. You got it right. It is Whitney. Whitney emailed us and told us about your first date and she said that

she really liked you and wants to know what happened. I mean, it was a perfect date. Whitney was an amazing girl. I mean, I don't know if she told you,

I don't sing for anybody, but I ended up singing for her. It was awesome. She thought it was super cute. Yeah, no, I really did like her There was just kind of this giant red flag afterwards

Okay What happened? She thinks you're not calling her back because She farted Does that sound familiar? No, no, no, no, that's not it No, I thought that was actually kind of funny Okay, so you did hear it

Oh, I definitely heard it, yeah It not it. No, I thought that was actually kind of funny. Oh, okay, so you didn't hear it. Oh, I definitely heard it, yeah. It's like it was the loudest one I've ever heard. Okay. If it wasn't the fart, then why aren't you calling her back? So no, like after we kissed, I told her we should go on a second date. In the corner of my eye, I just kind of saw something moving around in her car. And there was a baby in her car. i don't know if it was her baby

a baby what a human baby a baby the whole night yeah yeah and by themselves by themselves yeah like there was it was a baby just a baby in the car i don't know if it was her baby maybe she borrowed the baby i'm not sure are you sure it was her car? Definitely, definitely her car. Like, we went on this date for almost two hours. The entire time, there was a baby in the car. What? Are you sure, though? Like, for sure you saw her get in that car?

I mean, yeah. Like, that was definitely her car. Okay. Wow. That's weird. I mean, she didn't tell us that. She didn't tell you that she had a baby? Is she a nanny?

I'm freaking out right now. If anybody left my kid in the car. Yeah, I don't know whose baby it was but it was super weird i mean yeah that's so irresponsible i'm mad at her now yeah she didn't mention anything about that you know what let's just ask her whose baby that was oh what oh god oh my god i actually forgot that yeah whitney is on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. And now we have a bunch of questions for you, Whitney. A ton. Hi, Chad.

I'm pretty like... I don't even know what's there now. I don't have a baby. My 13-year-old son was in the car. He's 13 years old. He can be in the car by himself. It was turned on. He had AC. He had water.

He had his eyes closed. You're talking about your pet. He had AC and water. He was fine. He had everything he needed. He was right around the corner from me. If he needed anything, he could call me. He could come into

the restaurant. He knew exactly where I was. It doesn't matter. Baby's a baby that that was a small child in the car in the back of the car it's not a baby he's a 13 year old boy he is fine he has everything he needed and he knew where i was it's not a big deal anything could have happened like that is not safe at all being a single mom is hard and sometimes like you can't just like make everything work with your schedules and sometimes you have to compromise and make things work and like i thought that you were worth being he is fine in the car he's 13 he's not a baby i wouldn't leave a baby in a car it's weird to call a 13 year old a baby that made us think a whole different thing thank. Thank you. Yeah, 13-year-old is okay in the car, but during a day for that long, that's a bit weird.

Why don't you just leave him home? I didn't get a chance to go home because I was going from one thing to another. Yeah, I don't understand. Anything could have happened to this kid. He was just hanging out in the car while we're spending, taking our time, eating a meal. That is not safe. He was perfectly safe. He was in a safe area and I was right around the corner

from him. He is perfectly fine as a 13-year-old and he can handle himself to sit by himself for two hours. I don't think a 13-year-old can handle himself. The only mom I know is Alex. 13, old enough to keep in a car by themselves.

When I was a kid, my mom would leave me by myself all the time and I was fine. Not when I was a baby, obviously, but as a 13-year-old. Hold on. You said all the time she would leave you alone in the car? Whenever, when I was a teenager, like when I was 13, when I

was 14, 15. My parents used to leave me in the car all the time. That's not a baby. In 120 degree heat. I was thinking it was like Matilda. It was not. It was obviously not the heat. It's like winter time. It's cool outside. He had everything he needed. But still, you didn't tell me there was a kid waiting for you in the car. We got dessert and everything. It took a while. Why didn't you just reschedule the date?

Because I just really liked you, and I wanted to see you, and I was scared that if I told you that I had a kid and I needed to reschedule, then you wouldn't want to see me. It's really hard dating as a single mom. Probably because you leave the kid in the car. Aw.

All right, well, hey, I got to ask the question. Oh, Chad. Chad, would you like to go out with Whitney again on another date? We'll pay for it. Honestly, like, I really enjoyed the date. It was a lot of fun. Whitney, you were really cool. I really enjoyed our time together,

but it seems like you have a lot of other responsibilities going on right now. You should probably focus on being a mom before we go on a second date. Like, I really think your judgment is totally off right now. You think that my judgment is off? Your judgment is off. Don't come at my parenting skills when you're not a parent and you don't know anything about it.

Maybe you should check yourself and check your singing skills because that's what's off. Oh, wow. That's serious now. All right. That's the girl who a minute ago just claimed she loved my singing. So which one is it, Whitney?

Well, I didn't know at that point you were going to sound like such a toad. Toad? But did you just call me like a toad, like a frog? Is that like offensive? Was that meant to hurt my feelings? I don't even know how I should react right now. That's how. The Jubal Show on demand.

Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's to help me out like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best

news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships

and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, Mandy B. As we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. Tune in and join in the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions

on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.