First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Why shouldn't you lie on a first date!?

Episode Date: January 30, 2023

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".The guy int oday's First Date Follow Up thinks that he's not getting a call back because he lied on the first date but he believes if we make the call, he can get a second date! What did he lie about and will he get a second date!? You will find out what we are talking about in this First Date Follow Up!Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Barry, before we get into why you think you're not getting a call back from Zoe and what you liked about Zoe and all that good stuff, how long has it been since you talked to Zoe? Hey, yeah, thanks for having me. So we spoke about a week and a half ago. All right. And we, yeah, and we met on Tinder, you know, classic, nothing, you know, too crazy about that.

How many times have you tried to reach out to her since you guys went out? I tried to keep it chill. I've reached out like twice. Like twice, that's not bad. And so it was like a first thing right after the date. And then just like another, I didn't get a response, but maybe the message got lost and I sent another thing

and she just hasn't responded at all. Which just sounded weird because the date was like really fun and really great. Okay. Well, tell us about it. What was really fun and really great about it? Yeah. So like I said, we matched on Tinder and we we messaged for a while it was like a week of messaging back and forth um and like she's gorgeous man like she's so attractive like so cool

and she's got this like real dark like wicked sense of humor you know like looks a little toxic but like super funny like i told you like i'm I'm with it, you know, like all the way. Okay. And like, like I remember the moment was I quoted an old Eddie Izzard bit from, from like his special dress to kill, which is like one of my favorite specials all time. All right. And she finished the punchline. It was insane. Like that kid's mad. All right. So, um, obviously you like standup comedy. She likes standup comedy as well. Definitely. Yeah. So I, that actually worked great because we, she agreed to go on a date with me and we went to a whitney cummings show um which was like super funny like yeah she's awesome she's killer so we went and watched the show and then we got drinks afterward uh and that that was a week and a half ago uh and and we had a great

time on the date i thought um again um, again, the conversation was great. Like she's so flippant, funny, like just a great time all around. But I think I know I'm like 99% sure why she's ghosting me. And like, I really need your help on this one. What do you think it is? So like, I was like really into her even from her tinder like profile and then like her photos and then like our like texting i was in it already so like so i was basically willing to do whatever like i can to get a second date with her like not in a

weird way like not go overboard but like i just want to have one more shot um and one of the things i found really attractive about her was she's, she's tall. She's like, she's like five, 10. Okay. But her Tinder profile says she's like only interested in men six foot

enough, you know, like one of those. Okay. Um, and I am five, seven. So like I,

I lied my ass off in my Tinder. I like changed all that stuff. I did no full-body photos. It was all high angle. It made me look good. Okay, so you actually changed it because you wanted her to think you were taller? Yeah, I just wanted a shot.

I was like, listen, let me get in the door and then hopefully the vibes are good. Personality is there. I got those many lizard quotes on deck. It's going to be a good time. All right. I even tried to trying to like find some platform shoes i could wear but i was walking like a giraffe like it wasn't gonna work but it really wasn't gonna work okay so so i just owned it um and like i know i lied and i feel like really about that but but like really man like i

don't think there's another girl out there that i'd want to be with or at least, like, give a shot at being with more than her. Okay. She is so cool and awesome. Cool. And, yeah, that's, and, you know, I'm a really big fan of you guys, really big fan of Jubal as a comedian, you know. And so the reason I wanted to reach out to you was because you've talked about being short. And I was hoping as, like, members of, like, theop guild, you'd be able to help me out a bit. Absolutely.

You know what I mean? You know us little guys have to stick together, right? Yeah, come on. Right. All the way. We've got to stand together. Strength in numbers. I mean, the two of us, we'll be able to do this together, I think.

I'll hop on your shoulders so I can talk to her eye to eye and see why she's not calling you back, and then we'll see if we can get you another date. All right. We'll play a song, come back, and then call her and get your first date follow-up next. Right in the middle of your first date follow-up, and if you're just joining us, Barry is on the phone, and Barry wants to call Zoe because Zoe is ghosting Barry. Did that make sense?

I hope it did. Barry went out on a date with Zoe. They met on Tinder. Barry thinks he knows why he's not getting a call back. It's because he lied on his Tinder profile when he saw Zoe because he is not that tall. He's about 5'7", so giant as far as I'm concerned. We're about the same size. But he's about 5'7", and she said she likes taller guys.

So he changed all his pictures so he looked taller, and then he took her out on a date. Since the date, she hasn't talked to him at all. Barry's guessing it's probably because he lied about his height. But we'll see if it's something else, too. All right, Barry, are you ready to call Zoe? Yeah, let's do it. Thank you, guys. Yeah, man.

All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Zoe, please? This is Zoe. Hey, Zoe, how are you? This is Jubal from a radio show called The Jubal Show. Oh, hey. Yes, I know you guys.

Oh, we do? Okay, cool. Well, how are you today? Not bad. Having a little sandwich over here. Can we talk to you for a second, or do you just want to enjoy your sandwich for a while? I mean, the sandwich is pretty good,

but you guys are also pretty cool, so I think I'll talk to you. All right, sweet. Well, we're calling you because we got an email about you from Barry. Oh, yep. Okay, here we go. Barry emailed emailed us told us about your date said that you're ghosting him and barry wants to know why would you mind telling us oh i don't i don't mind at all yeah barry was was awesome we had a great time he's a sweet guy and we saw a comedy show it's so funny and i feel

like we bonded, you know? Well, he told us about your date. He told us all that. He thinks, just tell me if I'm right or wrong on this, because he thinks the reason that you're not calling him back is because Barry kind of lied about his height on his Tinder profile. Yeah, like I'm not super into liars, you know?

Yeah, liars or short guys or both? Well, mostly liars, you know? Short guys, though, like I really, you know? Yeah. Liars or short guys or both? Well, mostly liars, you know, short guys. They're like, I really, you know, I put on my, we met on Tinder. I put on my profile that I'm only, I'm 5'10". I want a guy who's six feet or taller. That was on my profile and Barry, man, I mean, he, he really convinced me, but but then in person you can't lie about that so the truth became clear so that's why you're not calling him back because he was short not because he's short because he told me he was something and he's something else oh okay so if you wouldn't have lied about his height then you would be down to maybe go out

with him again, even though he's not as tall as you like. I mean, yeah, but it's, it's just tough to, to look, we got along. It was a fun time, but look, Barry, I know you're there. Um, I just cannot be with someone who's dishonest. I've heard this show before. I know it. You're awesome. I love jokes with you. It's hard to be with someone you can finish punchlines with. I don't know if I could be with someone who lies about who

they are. Jigs up. First off, Zoe, I am so I'm super sorry that Low down, you know. I'm super sorry that I lied about my height. Like, I just like coming out straight with that. That was like stupid of me.

It was dumb. Like, I should not have done it. The reason... I mean, straight up, the reason I did it, you're beautiful in your Tinder profile, and I just wanted a shot. And it said six foot over over and I was like, well, maybe if like, let's just like, if we both vibe,

if our personalities are great, if we just have a great time together, that maybe the six foot thing won't be as important. But I totally screwed up lying. Like, I'm an idiot. I'm really, really sorry about that. It was so dumb, but I had to take the chance. I knew it could be special if dumb, but like, I had to take the chance. Like

I knew it could be special if it worked out. So I had to take the leap and that's why I did it. But I would like, I'm really sorry. Short guy, big lie. Listen, I got it. You got it. You're going to make up for it somehow, but I would, if you're down, that's like, I'm so sorry. It won't ever happen again. And I just love to go on a second date with you if you'd be down guys what do you think what should i do what should i do i personally think it's weird that you're just now dropping him like you knew when you saw him that he obviously wasn't six foot but you still were able to have a great time with him walk away that would be you know of course of course but you had fun with him, right? Yeah, for one, for an evening and then be like, all right, you know, I don't think I could have a partnership with someone who's going to start off like that, you know.

But I mean, look, I'm not sure. He lied because he wanted to go out with you. I know. And he said some very nice things about me just now. And he said that he's, I think he said he's an idiot and he's very dumb. And I'm into that. You know, I'm into dumb guys, idiots. That's great for me.

I don't know. I'm considering it. I'm considering it. One final thing. One final thing. I know I lied about the height and I was stupid. I was really stupid. How many other people you know love Eddie Izzard. How many other people you know love Eddie Izzard? I'm into it. How many other people you know love Eddie Izzard? I'm an idiot who loves Eddie Izzard.

It's got to be something. That's got to be something. I think that's your answer right there. Yeah. I mean, look, I think I might be down to see you again. I just don't want you to be lying to me about anything. High hair color, eye color, whatever, anything. Tell me who you are.

Tell me what food you like. Tell me if you want bacon or bacon. Let me ask you this, Zoe. Would you like to go on another date with Barry? We'll pay for it. Barry, you're not lying about anything else, are you? Well, okay, I'll be straight up. I was wearing colored contacts, but it's just because they look good.

Who wears those in 2022? I'm just, I'm not the one. Who wears brown colored contacts? That was the lamest colored contacts to wear, man. No, everything's legit. Everything's chill. Okay, so I'm down if you're down And I was hoping I mean, you're always down, you know

I'm always up, you're always down That's how it's going to be, you know Listen, I know you said you only like six foot guys But you're going to find some benefits to a 5'7 dude But I was hoping You'd give me another chance And I decided to bet on myself

So I had a really good feeling. So I did buy two tickets to go see Chris Rock and Chappelle. What? No. The other one's yours if you want it. It's always good to bribe someone with tickets. Yeah. And we don't have to pay for it.

Yeah, I want to do that. I mean, we got along. Look, we got along. I'll give it another shot. I'll give it another try. Sweet. Yay got along. I'll give it another shot. I'll give it another try. Sweet. Congratulations, Barry. You got another date.

Yeah, here we go. Now go find those platform shoes. I can retire and it's all good, guys. The Jubal Show on demand. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out,

like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show,

which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF,

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