First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Your apple pie sucked but I thought the date went okay!

Episode Date: February 16, 2021

Cayla calls The Jubal Show after what she calls a near perfect date. It included apple picking, an apple pie and a romantic smoosh but some reason Graham won't call her back! The Jubal Show picks the perfect apple in this First Date Follow Up!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Kayla is on the phone for a first date follow-up today, and she emailed saying she had an amazing first date with a guy named Graham. That's nice. To me, though, what she did sounded absolutely horrible. Involved two things that I don't like very much. Nature and baking. So, good date for her would not be a good date for me. Kayla,

what's up? How are you? Hi, I'm fine. How are you? Yeah, I'm good. Your date sounded interesting. In my opinion, though, it did not sound like it would be fun. But you said that it was in your email. You said it was a great date. First of all, tell us a little bit about Graham. What do you like about him? I don't know. I mean, it was just one of those things where we kind of it was like a spark, you know, super cute.

So nice. Yeah, we clicked. Okay. Yeah. And I don't know. I just thought his idea of a date was so creative and fun and definitely up my alley. We went to an apple orchard and picked apples. Oh, that's fun. And then we went to his place and baked apple pie. Oh, that's sweet. See, I knew Alex would think it was sweet, and I knew English 7 would think it was sweet.

And I'm like, you went out with a bunch of trees, and I got all sappy. All nature. And then went back and cooked your own food. Yeah, when you have nothing else to do. That is true. It's actually a really creative idea. I'm jealous I didn't think of it, because I do think of things like that sometimes.

But that sounds like an awesome date, actually. Yeah, the date was really awesome. Actually, he wasn't that good at picking apples, and he told me I was the apple-picking champion. Oh. But it was still fun. He just, he got tired. He got tired of picking apples?

Wow. I've never picked apples. I bet it is pretty tiring on your shoulders, like reaching up all the time. What? Yeah. Okay. Well, I grew up in a town where we grew lots of apples. Never picked an apple.

What? I had a plum tree in my backyard, though. Oh. How cool is that? Look at you showing off. Yeah, it is kind of tiring. So I don't know. At one point he was like, I got to sit down and then I just picked the apples after that. Okay. So how did the pie turn out? Oh, that's a funny story. Actually, he accidentally put salt instead of sugar into the pie. Oh my God. Ter terrible. Yeah, that was terrible. All right. Very salty.

But I feel like with the date you went on, it sounds like a romantic comedy type date. It does. Went picking apples and he's like, I just, I can't pick anymore. And you're like, I'll keep picking them. And then you went and made a pie, but it wasn't good,

but you guys joked around about it. And maybe he took some of the whipped cream from the thing and put it on your nose. And you guys giggled and tickled. And then you ended up just kissing. And it was amazing. And he licked it off. Is that what happened?

Yeah. No, not exactly that, but we did kiss at the end of the date. Nothing like, you know, X-rated, but it was a nice, yeah, it was kind of like a rom-com for sure. Well, how come you think he's not calling you back? It sounds like you guys did have a legit good time. I have no idea. That's why I emailed you because I had so much fun. It seems like he did. And he, I, I literally have no clue. And I really, really liked him. Like he was sweet.

He's close with his family. He, he's attractive. He's good muscle tone. I don't know. I really liked him a lot. Okay. And how many times have you tried to reach out to him? Five times, probably. I don't know. And how long has it been since the date? A week. Okay. Oh, my God. Go ahead, Evan. And in those five times, you've heard nothing back?

Nothing at all. Not even like a dot, dot, dot. Okay. So that's weird because it sounds like you guys had a wonderful time. I mean, he kissed you at the end, too. And I don't know why. honestly, from what you describe, unless there was something weird and you're telling us there's nothing weird,

but sometimes people lie to us. So there might've been something weird and we don't know about it. Unless there's something weird, I don't understand why he would just ghost you like that. Yeah, I don't either. There was nothing weird that I can think of. I thought it was all really fun.

So I don't know. I mean, I know that people have a hard time telling other people that they don't want to see them again, and they just ghost them. That's why they ghost them, because they just don't have the heart to tell them. So, you know, people don't like people sometimes, so it just doesn't work out. So that's what I always think, but then always, no, there was something.

So never mind. We'll see. We're going to play a song, come back, call them, and see if we can figure it out with your first date follow-up, okay? Okay, thank you. I appreciate it. Alright, hang on. We'll do it right after this. It's the Jubal Show. What temperature do you try to bake a date? Sizzling. That sounds creepy, actually.

375. That does. That does sound creepy. Like a cremating date. I didn't mean it that way. I thought you were going to kill them. I was trying to think of a creative way to intro the first date follow-up and that did not come off like I had planned it, so let's just get to it. You could say get baked with a date. Yes, I like that better.

Oh, there you go. Getting baked with a date is always fun, unless that date doesn't call you back. It's your first date follow-up right in the middle of it. And if you missed the first part, Kayla is on the phone, and she went out with a dude named Graham. She said they had a romantic comedy style date, the way she described it, at least. They went out and picked apples at an apple orchard,

and then went back to his place and made an apple pie. She said it was awesome. They kissed at the end of the date. Has no idea why. He won't call her back. Now she's trying to reach out to him like five times in the last week, and nothing. And she can't think of a single reason why he's blowing her off. So we're about to call him and see if we can figure

it out. Alright, Kayla, this is your last opportunity. Is there anything that you forgot to say? I know, I know, I know. I hear you guys do this all the time and people forget huge details that are really bad, but I honestly can't remember anything like that. It was a great day. Okay. Well, we don't believe you.

Gave you the last opportunity. So we'll see. All right. I'm going to dial this one right now. Here we go. Hello? Hey, what's up, Graham? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show.

Okay. What's up Sorry what's going on This is My name is Jubal From a radio show called The Jubal Show Also with me

I'm Alex I'm Evan So there's three people On the phone right now Graham Are you familiar with our show I mean I don't listen to you guys But I know who you are

Okay cool Well we know who you are And that's why we're calling. Do you have a minute to speak with us? Sorry, what's this about? That's a good question and I'll explain to you. We do a segment on the show

called The First Date Follow-ups where if you go out on a date with someone and then end up blowing them off, they can email us to get you on the phone and figure out what happened. And you, Graham, recently went out with a girl named Kayla. Yeah, okay, I did.

But sorry, you realize my name is not Graham, it's Graham. Yeah, I went out on a date with a girl named Kayla. Why? Well, because she emailed us and said that she really enjoyed hanging out with you, but you haven't called her back or responded to any of her texts or phone calls after your date, and she's wondering why. Did she do something wrong? No, no, she didn't. It just was, it was just a weird day overall.

Really? It didn't go as planned. And yeah, it just, I just didn't feel great after the date. Okay. Can we ask you why? Because the way she described it, it was a magical date, almost like a movie. Like super cute. Yeah, she said it was one of the best dates she's ever been on.

You went to the orchard, the apple orchard, picked some apples and then made an apple pie. Which is a good date. Bravo. Yeah. We swooned when we heard about your date so i wouldn't go that far but but why aren't you calling her back i mean the way she described the data was awesome is there something else that happened that we don't know about well i mean yeah did she i mean did she tell you about the car accident that we got in

on our way to the orchard did she tell you about how I completely screwed up the pie? She told us that you, uh, you, you accidentally substituted salt for where sugar should have been in the pie for the amount and it ruined it. She didn't tell us about a car accident though. Yeah.

I mean, it wasn't bad, but we got in like a total fender bender. It was my fault. I was not paying attention. And I mean, accidents happen. Yeah, they do, but it just felt like one omen after another,

and I just felt terrible and didn't really feel like seeing her again. I just assumed that she was not having a great time either. Well, did she seem disinterested? Because I know that you kissed her at the end, and she sounded very happy with how the date went. I mean, that's news to me. I mean, I... Well, she kissed you and then she said she's texted you a bunch. Yeah.

I just assumed it was like a courtesy kiss and I don't know. But when she's trying to text you, like, man, some guys have really bad communication. Yeah, they really do. Yeah, she's trying to text you, like, man, some guys have really bad communication. Yeah, they really do. Yeah, she's been reaching out to you. I just felt stupid for getting in a car accident on the first date and then, like, ruining the pie.

Like, the whole date was set up around this. Okay. It would be embarrassing. Yeah, I mean, I could see how that would be messed up. Like, it'd be embarrassing. But then the fact that

she's reached out five times. Yeah, that doesn't do anything for you? It's embarrassing. She's probably just being nice's reached out five times. Yeah. That doesn't do anything for you. I, it's embarrassing. She's just, she's probably just being nice. I don't know. I don't know. I just, I just felt like an idiot. One time is nice. Five times is I want to get ahold of you and talk to you again. And let's just ask her so that you can see that Kayla. Yeah. Hi. Kayla's on the phone right now. She's been listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. Yeah. Yeah, hey, Graham. I just, honestly, I can't believe that you think I didn't have a good time. It was the best date I've ever been on, and I had so much fun, like, every step of the way.

I even forgot about that Thunderbender. Sorry, I'm a little confused. I'm sorry. I should have probably told you that. Again, communication. It's key. I should have probably told you that. Again, communication. It's key. I should have told you that she was on the phone when we started. But yes, Kayla is on the phone.

And she enjoyed your date. And she just told you that again. So do you still say it was bad? Kayla, you were on the same date with me, right? I got into a car accident. I ruined the pie. Yeah, but all of that was fun. I don't know.

The fact that it wasn't fun, but I don't know. I just, I think our chemistry goes for itself. I didn't really think about anything as being bad or, I don't know. I mean, life brings you obstacles when you get through it. And I think we did. Yeah, that sounds like a laid back attitude to me. Like, hey, whatever. We ruined a pie, but we still had get through it. And I think we did. Yeah, that sounds like a laid-back attitude to me. Like, hey, whatever, we ruined a pipe. We still had fun doing it. Sounds like a positive

outlook. Yeah, you didn't even ruin the car or anything. I mean, you didn't even need to exchange insurance information with the other driver. Like, I just didn't really think about it, honestly. So you barely had an accident, too? Graham? I mean, look, I bumped somebody.

So like that's an accident to me. Like I wasn't planning on doing that. You get really down on yourself, don't you? Yeah. I wouldn't even answer. I said accidents happen every eight seconds in the US. That's why we have insurance. Sorry, why do you know that?

Because I heard on a commercial. If you didn't have to exchange insurance information, the accident could have been that bad. Also, you heard it straight from Kayla that she liked you and enjoyed the date. So I guess I'm gonna call you back, Kayla.

Well, Graham, Graham, whatever your name is, would you like to go out with Kayla on a second date? We'll pay for it. Well, I mean, Kayla, do you hear the way he's acting? Do you want to go on a second date? Yeah, I guess we should. Who are we asking if they want to go out again here? I can't tell.

I mean, I do because I feel like probably getting a call from radio hosts is kind of jarring. So, yeah, I do. I do. You still do. Okay, then, Graham. Graham. Would you like to go out with Kayla on another date? You heard it. She enjoyed herself, and she would like to go out

with you again. Yeah, I actually, I would. Okay. And my suggestion is don't bake a pie or anything, and also, dude, trying to be so excited. Congrats, Kayla. You need to calm down, Graham. I promise he has a lot more energy in person.

Okay. I hope so. Alright, well, enjoy your date more energy in person. Okay. All right. Well, all right. Enjoy your date. One of you. Yeah. Jubal's first date follow-up. Consider this is a daily news podcast. And lately, the news is about a big question.

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