First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Zak is "fun knee" in this celebrity-filled First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".For the first time a huge celebrity makes an appearance during First Date Follow Up! Zak thinks Jenny won't call him back because of his "fun knee" tattoo but The Jubal Show discovers the truth!Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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sex, and love. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. Tune in and join the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. First date follow up. Zach is on the phone today for a first date follow up. And I'm really hoping, really hoping that he did something super awkward on his date. But I'm not sure. He's not getting a call back from a woman named Jenny.

He said that they met at a tattoo shop. Zach, please tell me that you got her name tattooed on you for your date. Now you're like, she won't even call me back. Now I might have to get this thing removed. I wish I could say that's the reason because that would be more obvious but no i actually i actually got fun tattooed on my knee no fun tattooed on your knee funny okay oh my god that's really good do you have a lot of tattoos no that was my first tattoo that's your first tattoo normally when you get a tattoo of tattoos? No, that was my first tattoo. That's your first tattoo.

Normally when you get a tattoo like that, it's someone who's got a bunch and you're just like, now you don't care. Right? Like I have quite a few tattoos. I would pretty much get almost anything tattooed on me now. I should probably just get like important dates tattooed on me so I don't forget things. To get a tattoo like fun on your knee for funny as your first tattoo, that's a big leap. Yep. Okay.

So you met, you met her at the tattoo place? I did, yeah. She was getting tattooed right next to me. What did she think about your tattoo? She liked it. She liked it. She thought it was funny and all. Funny, hold on.

It's got to be her number. So it worked. Exactly. Yeah, that's only the seventh time I've used that. That's funny. Who was she there with? She was there by herself just getting tattooed as well. Okay.

Okay. And you got her number there at the tattoo place? Yeah. Yeah. We were chatting up a little bit while we were getting tatted up. And I got done first and asked for her number before I left and she gave it to me. So that was a sign she must have liked the tattoo. What was she getting tattooed?

She was just starting a sleeve actually. So it was like, you know, design some like floral pattern, um, kind of drawn into her, drawn into her arm. It was pretty cool. How did your actual date go? The date went well. I mean, we were, we were talking good. We were, you know, it was seamless. I was learning about her. Where did you guys go for your date? We went to a bar. Oh, lovely. Easy. Very good conversation.

Yeah, it's easy, right? I'm not much of a drinker, but I know most people are. Is she? I always just suggest bars. Yeah, I mean, she got a drink. And then, honestly, this is, so I haven't received a call back, right? And this is the reason I think is because I suggested a bar. She got a drink first or right away.

I didn't get a drink. And I feel like she, I don't know. The only thing I can imagine is that she's weirded out that she got a drink and I didn't. And I was the one who suggested a bar. Yeah. It's a bit weird to suggest a bar if you don't drink. But it's still kind of a bit weird to have that conclusion. I don't know.

I don't know. But, like, I don't know. Because, honestly, I just suggest a bar because that's, like, where you get a first, you know, date. Yeah, it's pretty common. I don't know. I find it hard to believe that if you went to a bar and you just didn't have a drink, that would be the reason she's not calling you back. Yeah, it's pretty common. I don't know. I find it hard to believe that if you went to a bar and you just didn't have a drink,

that would be the reason she's not calling you back. Yeah, no. I'm right on board with you. I don't know what's going on. Did it seem like she liked you? It did seem like she liked me. We were connecting. You sound pretty normal, and I feel like you kind of have a good head on your shoulders,

and it sounds like if she wasn't into it, you would know. I think so too thank you that means a lot yeah and it sounds like she's not into you because how long has it been since you talked to her uh it's been like a week so right and how many times have you reached out to her in that week i mean i reached out to her twice you know once right away no answer then i reached out again after not too long and then i may have also reached out a third time, like two days ago. Okay. And then I might be thinking about reaching out for a fourth. And then you emailed her.

I already have a draft typed up. Well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you. Did you guys kiss or anything at the end of your date? We did not. I, you know, I was hoping it went well. So I was hoping I would get another opportunity. And it was kind of weird at the end. So I don't know. The opportunity, I don't know. I was nervous.

I was nervous because it was going well. I didn't want to mess it up. It didn't present itself. Well, we'll play a song and then come back and call her and see if we can figure out why she's not getting back to you. All right. All right. Great. All right. We'll do it right after this. It's a Jubal show of your first date follow up. And if you're just joining us, Zach is on the phone. He's not getting a call back from a woman named Jenny. They met at a tattoo shop. He was getting the word fun tattooed on his knee. Funny. And. She was starting on a tattoo sleeve and they started a conversation. He asked her for her phone

number. They went out to a bar. He thinks everything went great and at the end of the date it was kind of awkward because the Uber driver was there and it was like a rushed goodbye and that's the last he heard from her. It's been about a week. He's reached out to her three times and gotten nothing in return so we're going to call her in just

a second and figure out why she's ghosting Zach. All right, Zach, you ready to go? Yeah, I think I'm ready. Okay. Let's do this. I have high hopes for you. Yeah, Zach. Good luck.

Hello? Um, hello? Hi, may I speak to Jenny, please? Um, yeah. This is Jenny. Who's this? Jenny, how are you? My name is Jubal from the radio show, The Jubal Show. My name's Alex Fresh.

My name's English Heaven. No. And it's from the radio show... The Jubal Show. The Jubal Show. Have you heard of The Jubal Show. Have you heard of the Jubal Show? Oh my God. Yes?

Yes, please. Oh my God, we're famous. Oh my God, what is happening? Well, we do a thing on the show called the First Date Follow-Up. That's where if you go out with someone and then end up ghosting them, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened.

You may have heard one of those before. Yeah, yeah, I have. I listen to it all the time. Okay, great. Well, we got an email from this dude named Zach about going on a date with you. Oh my God, no, this is not happening. It is happening.

Best believe it, girl. We rarely ever get anybody who actually knows a show one and then actually knows a segment two. Mm-hmm. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, no. I'm so sorry.

You're sorry? Why? No. Okay. I have to tell you what happened. Okay. But, yeah, that's fine. No, I know.

It's just the reason why you want to like why I didn't call him back. Right. That's correct. That is exactly what we want to know. Oh my. And I know he's on the phone too, isn't he? He's listening in. Zach.

Zach. Yeah. Hi Jenny. How's it going? Yes. Zach is listening. He wants to talk to you and now you're both on the phone together and Zach, I'll just let you ask it Zach since. Yeah. Oh my God. Well, yeah. I mean,

I suppose it needs to be asked. Um, yeah. Jenny, I was wondering why you didn't call me back or text me back. Oh, you know what? You are such a great guy and we had, it was a great time and my koi fish is still not even finished and all that stuff was great. I thought she was going to say her koi fish

died. I thought she was going to blame it on her fish. Me too. I thought you were going to say the koi fish told you not to go out with him again. I was like, she talks to a koi fish. Do you don't? Yeah. I was so confused. Guys, I'm not an insane person.

My arm doesn't talk to me. Okay. Okay. So, Zach, I'm going to try not to get choked up as I talk about this, but my Brussels griffin poodle mix, his name was zach and he died like a month ago and every time i saw your name come up in my phone i don't know i guess it just jogs so many memories for me because it wasn't like he didn't just die he got run over by a car. So it was very abrupt. Yeah.

I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sorry that I had to share it with you. I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah. So that's why you don't want Zach back. What if he renamed Zach? For the rest of this phone call, let's retire his name and just call him

z so we don't say the name again so hearing that name and seeing that name which is a reminder of your dog that died and so that's why you don't think you can date him exactly i mean how can i get turned on or even like excited about him calling if I just see like Zach calling. I just think of like my poor brew poo. Yeah, I mean, my mom gave me that name anyway, so we can change it. Yeah, of course your mom gave it to you.

What's your middle name, Zach? Greg. Greg. Okay, well, let's not do Greg either. Why not Greg? I mean, Greg. Greg's a good name. Actually, Greg was my grandfather's do Greg, Avery. Let's do... Why not Greg? Let's come... I mean, Greg. Greg's a good name. No, well, actually, Greg was my grandfather's name. There we go. See?

Is your grandfather still alive? I don't want you to... No, but that's okay. He died, like, a long time ago. I'm sorry. Okay, Jenny, you liked going on a date with Zach. You like Zach. Yeah, I had a great time.

I just like cried myself to sleep that night. Okay. So Zach obviously wasn't going to work. He liked you a lot. So would you be willing to go on another date with Zach? We'll pay for it if he changes his name. I feel like since we talked about it, like it's like no longer an elephant in the room, but Zach,

if you wouldn't mind going by a different name for a little while until I get over Zach, my dog, what do you want to call me? I will go by whatever you are comfortable calling me. Will you actually, okay, hold on though. She said that I think she was going to go out with you again, as long as you go by a different name. But will you actually legally change your name if you guys end up like getting married?

I will legally add that to the doctrine of our marriage. No way. Whatever you want to say. You are so sweet. A lot of commitment. So Jenny and whatever your name is. I'm excited for you guys, but you got gotta choose a name

I think Kevin Hart's really funny So let's just go by Kevin for now That would be my first name Kevin Hart The whole thing Kevin Hart Exactly The real Kevin Hart

Yeah, Kevin Hart So Jenny and Kevin Hart Yeah Dude, I love it Oh my gosh Awesome It's a second date So you guys are gonna go on a second date

Yay Yes Alright Congratulations Congratulations Jenny and Kevin Hart. It's nice to meet you, man. Yes. Thank you guys so much. Nice to meet me too. Thank you for making this happen and like putting me on the spot and making me talk about it because I already feel like my trauma is leaving my body. Thank you. And I can't wait to see you again, Kevin Hart.

I can't wait to see you too, Jenny. Jubal's First Date Follow-Up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to

have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. Tune in and join in the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.