F**kface - $50,000 or Click a Mouse // Eating this Drink Wrong [30]

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about clicks or cash, dream talking, first thoughts of the day, the throat down, least cool injuries, geo-bingo pitch, geo-scavenger, cranberry dilemma, Geoff the Lil Rascal, coffee shop dilemmas, potato range, fastest destruction, Interior Chinatown, LOST in other shows, and Geoff tries a drink. Give the gift of Regulation at patreon.com/theregulationpod/gift Sponsored by Shopify. Sign up for a $1/month trial period at shopify.com/face Also sponsored by DraftKings Casino. Sign up with code REGULATION because the holiday cheer is here! Only on DraftKings Casino https://casino.draftkings.com/. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of the regulation podcast. This is number 30. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me, as always. Andrew Panton, Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz and Eric Badour in that order. Hello. Would you rather have you be given fifty thousand dollars, right? Or you just have to click a mouse and however many times you click, you get that many dollars. Click a mouse. But if you leave more than a second between clicks it ends.

Click a mouse. I'll take the 50 grand now that I think about it. Andrew thinks he can click continuously 50,000 times without a second in between. Easily. Oh wow. Easily? Easily. Oh, wow. Easily. Easily. Yeah.

But then at least it could just keep going. I'll do a stopwatch and a clicker. There has to be a thing that counts your clicks. Sounds good. Let's do it right now. No, I'm not doing it right now. Yep. No, you're doing it right now.

Hang on. Click counter. Do you think you could do it as fast as you could write down 20,000 things? What do you mean? No. Because you have number confidence. You have five digit number confidence. Yeah, that's a great.

I think a finger gets tired after 10,000 clicks. I'm imagining clicking a thousand times just clicking only. And I'm sure I'm going to get pretty tired around a thousand. Yep. All right. Are you ready, Andrew? We're going to see how long it takes in what do we want to say a minute or 30 seconds takes in. What do we want to say? A minute or 30 seconds?

How many times do we want to have them click? Is there a website that counts clicks? I've just put it into the chat. Let's do 60 seconds. 60 seconds it is. OK, let me get this here. Set this up here. 60 seconds on the clock. Andrew, let me know when you're ready. OK, one sec. Let me open this here. Set this up here. 60 seconds on the clock. Andrew, let me know when you're ready.

OK, one sec. Let me open it up. OK. OK, ready? Yeah. Do you guys want me to share the time screen or does it doesn't matter to you? I think Andrew should share his screen. It's I can't.

I was I was going to say where it's going to we're going to be asking for the world if that was the case. There's just no way I can. Oh, no, no. Here, here. No, I can share it. I can share it. It's fine. I'll do it on this This is not my ideal click Just let just making sure we got it's a touch pad and it's not my ideal click you can plug them out soon Oh, let me adjust a little bit. Yeah, you know it get get comfortable plug a mouse in. I'll let me adjust a little bit. Yeah, yeah, no, get comfortable.

We're gonna see how many clicks you can get in a minute. All right, let me know when you're ready. Okay. I'll do a countdown. Okay. Wait, hang on, hang on. Now, am I doing it on go? You say three, two, one, go?

Go, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. I've got questions for you after we're done here, by the way. Okay. Good luck. Okay. Good luck. Okay. Three, two, one, go.

Okay, 60 seconds is on the clock. I'm clicking nothing. I'm watching it. So far, dude, you should have just said, well, click the plus, idiot. You can't be this dumb. It's a plus. No, no, no. It says you've used. You got zero dollars. There's a plus button. It says you got zero dollars. Do you see the plus button?

Yeah, it says click plus button or space to count. So I was hitting space and it wasn't working. I don't want to hit the fucking. Okay. I think it means the space bar. I was trying to use the space bar. I was trying to use the space bar. The whole thing was based on how many times could you click a mouse.

Yeah. Okay, but it's hitting a, but it's close. Okay bar Seconds like what is five four Cream in it four three two one go You already made ten bucks. Oh One, go. You already made 10 bucks. Oh, if there's a giant, there's a giant green button he could be pressing on and he chose the smallest thing.

I mean, he's only made 60 bucks. Yeah. See? Yeah. In my head, I was thinking about this scenario and I was like, I could easily click over 50,000 times. Uh huh. And then I started imagining myself doing it.

I was like, oh, there's no way I wouldn't get close. You would get so bored with the activity, but I was, I feel like if you, if there was a dollar sign in front of it, would you be as bored? No, you wouldn't be as bored. But you could almost buy an Xbox at this point. Or he could have $50,000 and buy a lot of Xboxes immediately. Yeah. 20 seconds, Andrew. Keep going. Andrew, how are you feeling, son? Neck is cramping a little bit. Not an ideal position. Using click pad.

A lot of negative factors to this, but. Seven seconds, six, five, four, three, two, one. Hands off. Wow. Exactly 400. So 400. OK. Divided by what? One hands off wow exactly 400 so 400 okay? divided by what 50,000 yeah, would be how many minutes you'd have to do this at that speed yeah, go in full tilt All right, well, I guess somebody better do that math 125

125 minutes yeah to our little over two hours One hundred twenty five minutes. Yeah, two hours, a little over two hours. Oh, that's not bad, actually. That's not bad. I was thinking it was going to be more like 10 hours. So about 40 seconds in, he was like, oh, my neck's cramping. Yeah, because it's not an ideal position. If I could optimally do this, no problem.

Yeah. If you just take one second off, though, and so it's like you need to be you to be ready to swap fingers Maybe second is longer than you think. Yeah. Yeah one Mississippi It was that long longer than I thought that was way longer than I thought slow to whoa Also the name of a great jaychurch album one Mississippi So that changed your mind Andrew you still gonna go no I would still absolutely click. Yeah. Okay interesting I'm definitely taking the 50,000. I think you hit a wall before the 50,

but as soon as you pass the 50, I think it's just, everything opens up. It's just exciting. I just think about how I can get $50,000 for free, or I have to do that amount of work to get fifty thousand dollars to then hope to get more and everything has to go right. It just seems like fifty thousand dollars worth in the hand is worth two fifty thousand dollars in the bush.

That's fair. Yeah, I guess, you know, maybe maybe I'd reconsider. I don't know. I think I could do more. I think I can do it. I'd reconsider. I don't know. I think I could do more. I think I can do it. Well, if anybody out there has fifty thousand dollars and wants to challenge Andrew to do this, please send us an email.

I have a question for Gavin. OK. When you dream, do people talk? Do people talk in my dream? Yeah, because you don't you don't have an inner voice, right? Like we talked about that before. I think I'm curious when you sleep, do you have an inner voice? Such a good question. I mean, I've had conversations, but was that, was anyone actually talking?

What do you mean? Was I talking or was it, or were we just like telepathically communicating? I think people have, I think people talk to me in dreams. Interesting. Interesting. I'm not sure I would get all the motivation I need without knowing what they're saying.

Can you hear, like I know you don't have an internal monologue, but if you just wanted to right now, could you call up and hear my voice or Meg's voice in your head? Like, can you hear Meg speaking to you right now if you try? Yeah. OK. Then I would assume you hear voices in your dreams.

That's a good point. I was just curious. I was thinking about it. Random thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't have an inner voice, but like in your dreams, you're a chatty son of a bitch. You get it all out there. Maybe it's just my personality suppressing my subconscious. Maybe maybe I want to be thinking and having a monologue and I'm suppressing it somehow.

That's interesting. That is interesting. Speaking of sleep and random thoughts, I actually wrote down, I had my first thought of the day and I actually wrote it down today because it was a thought. Oh, and it doesn't make any sense, but it did when I wrote down, I had my first thought of the day and I actually wrote it down today because it was a thought. Oh. And it doesn't make any sense. But it did when I wrote it down. It's one of those ones where I wrote it down and it made perfect sense. And then a couple hours later, I was doing my notes and I took me a while to figure out what I was even talking about.

I have one of these when you're when you're finished. Okay. The very first thought I had when I woke up this morning was what if when a major league baseball pitcher dies and he goes to the gates of heaven to be led in and he has to talk to St. Peter the rule is you have to get hit by every pitch you threw at a batter in your career and St. Peter stands there with a pitching machine and just fucking wails you as many times as you hit batter So if you're Roger Clemens, you're fucked, you know, if you know, we're Ryan, it's a long you had a long career You're gonna take a lot of hits. But you know, if you were a relief pitcher, you know, if you know, it's a long, you had a long career. You're going to take a lot of hits. But, you know, if you were a relief pitcher, you're probably OK.

That's such an interesting thought. I like how different that would be for different people. Yeah. I don't know why I had that thought, but I did. What's yours? What was my first thought of the day? Yeah. I woke up and thought, what if I started using why are you apostrophe R E for you are in the wrong place? So what if I, so what if instead of saying like, there you are, I wrote that? Cause I think like that, that is a correct apostrophe use, but it doesn't make any sense

whatsoever. That was your first thought? Apostrophe use, but it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. That was your first thought. You just found the one hole in the English language. That's so fucking funny. I just looked at their yaw. I just started laughing. I woke up and I typed into my phone. I was like, that's stupid.

It's really dumb. That's awesome. Don't know where it came from. I was like that's Don't know where it came from Not using that that's great Yeah, that that is a menacing not even the your medicine. That's terrible There you're here. You're Did we put on our throat goat video, right, yes, I saw a comment on it I think it was on the patreon I should have wrote down who said it because it was really funny, but I didn't But somebody wrote down

Get ready for the throat down and that made me laugh for like fucking 90 seconds I shit you not. I was so tickled and also so mad for not thinking of it because we could have put it in the video to advertise it. Get ready for the throat down. Whoever you were is that's the funniest thing I read in the month of November. Thank you. Get ready for the throat down.

So throw it off. I'm not surprised that I came in last in that thing. It's funny seeing people submit their own and how they measure up. It's been fun. There's some big ass mouths out there. Yeah. Did anyone get to the E? I don't think I've seen any. Now, but there's been some like mid G's mid use even there. It's pretty insane.

But how they get to a G. Oh, no, sorry. I'm looking at I was thinking about it upside down. Oh, you mean? What do you mean upside down? Other way around? Are I was thinking, are you OK? Hey, Jeff, just want to check on you.

Make sure you're OK. Are you OK? I'm OK. I had a had a freak injury. I had a new injury. Is it chair based? It is chair based. Yeah. I want to talk to you guys about it as a side. It's sort of a it was not fun. I spilled.

I had a thing of toothpicks on my desk and I spilled them and I picked them up and I thought I got them all, but I didn't. One of them got wedged in the little gap between the wheel of my chair and like the plastic on the outside of it and I didn't notice it. And so I went to sit down and it was one of those things where as this does, wasn't thinking sat down, move my foot across.

And then I just felt something enter my toe instantly. And there wasn't pain to it's just like that. That's not great. Uh, the way the toothpick was lodged in the wheel, it was pointing out like a sharp edge and it went right into one of my toes to the point where like I couldn't just pull it out. I had to have somebody help remove it. And it wasn't painful.

Like it was relatively like it was not a bad injury, but it made it annoying to walk the next day. And I thought about like all the times of my life, I've fallen off of hills or I've like taken blows, been in car accidents and have been relatively unaffected. But how annoying it was having this toothpick injury on my toe for like two days. What is like the least cool injury you guys have had? Like that was impactful. There was something where it was like, I don't know, you threw your back out,

trying to grab something and it just fucked you up as opposed to What on paper you would think would have done way more damage? Emily threw a dog toy at me when we were playing one night And I flinched in such a way that my shoulder locked up and I had to go to physical fucking therapy for six months That's mine That's so good. When did this happen? Durin's face it was in the middle of our fucking podcast. We probably talked about it. I probably told the story on air. I Feel like I would have remembered that I still have to do stretches every morning in the shower with my left fucking arm and shoulder Did that put a cap on your 80 mile per hour pitch? Is that why?

It was in that was in the era where all the injuries started and you fucking pinpointed when it happened. It happened right around there when I couldn't get fucking healthy long enough to throw a pitch. I couldn't fucking lift my arm above my nipple for about, I don't know, a month there after that. It was I'm still not immediate. What do you flinch like? Lady that like locked up and I like fell over and I went oh no and Emily was black I mean cuz I'm fucking 100 years old and then it was a trip to the physical therapist and then it was a trip to

The physical therapist every week for six months. I think How about you? I'd love to see a photo of the dog toy. Just at some point. I think it was, I think it was Puss Puss or Owl Owl. Oh, that's perfect. Oh wow. Yeah, it was one of them for sure.

It's tough to beat. Gavin, do you have one of those? I had a Nerf Maverick when I was 15 or something. A little revolver Nerf gun that shoots the little suction tarts. And I fired it and the thing come out. I was like, huh. So I just looked directly down the barrel and pulled the trigger and it sucked into my eye. It was stuck on the front of my eye.

What did you do? Did you pull it off of me or did you freak out? I freaked out. I freaked the god damn out and I was like trying to close my eye to knock it off and it came off pretty quickly. It was maybe it was stuck there for like two seconds, but it hurt so much. Like it came with such force and I just didn't understand what I was seeing. Okay, well there was no information, but I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh had a paintball phase for a little bit there for about, I don't know.

I had a paintball phase for about four months. I think there was less than about six. I fell out before they did. But we would go and play in the woods behind the call center where we used to work, right? And one day I put on my army boots, my steel-toed army boots, and while I was in the woods like waiting for Bernie or Gus or whatever, I just had my paintball gun in my hand and I thought Huh, and I just pointed it at my foot like I don't know Six six inches above my fucking toe my big toe and just shot it and found out that I did not have steel toe boots And they were like cardboard and that was one of the most blindingly painful moments of my life, I think. Now, I'm so glad you reminded me of all this. It's so annoying when you just do it to yourself and there's like no one to blame.

And like nothing really surprising happened. It's just all your fault. Yeah, you like you have to sit there for a second. Think like, how did I do that? And you have to like, what is this? Why did my brain? What was I thinking? You just try to understand your own stupidity and there's just nothing there.

And you realize, I'm just I'm just operating on instinct half the time. I'm just a dumb animal. I don't think I've ever felt like more of an oath than whenever I would play paintball. And the handful of times I did it, just terrible. Just in all forms. Masks steaming up, can't see. Every single time I'd play, I would fuck up the ammo at some point and just spill it everywhere. Like I just, just completely incompetent.

It's so funny when people like checking their harpers to see if they've got any paintballs left and they get shot in the gun and they all just go flying. There's lots of like really funny shit that could happen in paintball. So much. And it's one of those sports where like the better you are the labor it looks. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Absolutely. There's no way to look cool in paintball. Yeah. You play much paintball Gavin? I played probably, I don't know, 10 times. Oh, wow. That's more than I would have guessed. Yeah, it's fun. Like a semi pro over there. Yeah.

I mean, he's not shooting himself in the foot with the backwoods, but it's not his way. Hey, I I had an idea. I wanted to pitch you guys for about a month now. I mentioned it to Andrew the other day and he seemed to like it. I keep missing it. I think this is the fifth podcast I've tried to bring it up. And I'm just going to shoehorn it in because I really want to try it.

And I keep forgetting to talk about it. A while back, I started watching this TikTok channel. I'll send it to you guys if you're not familiar with it. This is on YouTube It's called shitty places and it's just this fucking dude from Texas who wears like a backwards Hurley hat And he just has Google Maps open and he just does Street View and he goes like today. We're gonna look at Baltimore Let's see we're gonna drop five pins and we're gonna see is it shitty and he just drops in a pin and he does a 360 view he's like not shitty and he does a 360 view and he's like, not shitty. And then he goes to one and he's like,

let's go, it's shitty. And it's just funny the way he says it's shitty, but there's something so soothing about watching him just drop into the world and spin around. And you know, I'm really into geolocators and stuff, but they are, that's not content for us. Geolocation, I don't think. I think it's not the kind of thing we do.

The thing we do is a little silly and irreverent. So I was trying to figure out, how do you essentially take the spirit of what they're doing and turn it into Sloppy Joe's Bingo? And I had an idea for Geo Bingo, where we come up with a bunch of prompts, like stop sign, somebody pushing a stroller, walking a dog,

swimming pool, McDonald's, stop sign in a different language, whatever, and you fill out your bingo cards and then one person drives and just drops into the world and we do a 360 view and then we just play bingo that way and see who can fill out a card first. I wanna play. Yeah, I think it's a little fun. How often do you know they change the images for like a Street View thing? Is it free? Oh, is it right? I think about once a year maybe depending on how busy your area is

Because I know I've gone I've gone back through Google Street View and been able to go back like every year to see like houses in my old neighborhood change Back to like 2010. I think I could go it could be a lot of fun to if one of us wanted to like block off Like I don't know a few blocks of a place and then do a scavenger hunt that you know, like is findable type thing Oh, yeah. Yeah, so you would like pre-scout to come up with the prompt Yeah, you would get like you would pre scout and you would tell everybody like, hey, it's a six block or whatever radius of this place. And so, you know, it's find the ball and it's just trying to figure out where

and then doing like a race that way. Like a scavenger hunt type race. Yeah, all that stuff. I think that would be a lot of fun with Falcons because they would be able to play also. Yeah, we would be able to drop that would be a lot of fun with Falcons because they would be able to play also. Yeah, we would be able to drop that for people and they can try to find it at the same time we do. I think a Geo scavenger hunt of like a six block radius would be a lot of fun. That's a really cool idea. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Anyway, I think there's something here in all of this,

but I'd love to try to get together and do a Geo scavenger hunt or a Geo bingo. You know, we can do it location specific. We can do it just in Austin or Nanaimo or we could do it in fucking Deputy Indiana if we wanted to, you know, we could do it location specific. We could do it just in Austin or Nanaimo or we could do it in fucking Deputy Indiana if we wanted to, you know, and so there could be themed episodes and I don't know, it might be something that if it's if it's fun, I don't think it's as fun as like a sloppy just bingo, but I think it's worth trying. Yeah, absolutely. It could be a lot of fun. It's a great idea. Thanks, man.

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Not like obviously their sauce. Do people just eat the berry? I don't typically know. Not really, because I said there's. I enjoy whatever like star. I love a new lemonade and Starbucks has a new lemonade for the fall season and I got it. And I have a friend who we're talking about drinking like fruit type drinks and they never have the fruit.

They never eat the fruit that's in it. And I thought that was weird. So you have to eat the fruit. But I've been ordering these and they have cranberry in them. And it's just a bunch of sliced cranberry. And I've been eating it because that's do you eat the fruit when you're not the drink? But it is a really unpleasant experience to the point where I just

I don't know. Do people eat these? Maybe you realize I've never seen anyone just eat cranberry. Cranberries are pretty pretty tart fruit. Yeah, you get a hot on the super tart. Yeah, I think they're like they're like really like like a stringent. Really? Like they make you Like that they do yes That's why you cut everything that's got cranberry in it is like fucking heavily doused in sugar well when you've When you have a like a water with lemon do you eat the lemon I do sometimes

Yeah, no typically not that's a good point I'll squeeze it into the drink, but you never like fish the lime out of a corona and tuck in. Now, I guess in my mind, though, because I'm squeezing it, like I'm already I'm like eating it with my hands. Yeah. Like it wouldn't even cross my mind to try to eat a squeezed lemon because I've already gotten all the juice out. I just was curious if I had been eating this drink wrong, I guess, because like typically it'll be strawberries or dragonfruit or pineapple,

all very edible fruits that I enjoy eating. But I've been having these cranberry drinks and there will be a giant thing of cranberries at the bottom that I've been eating and going, this is really unpleasant. Do I just not like cranberries or are these my board? Just why don't you just eat one and then be like, I don't like cranberries. Eating this drink wrong and you keep going back to it. You guys, I got to be fucking this up.

This has to be sort of. Well, it's like a thing where I don't know. It's not like I can eat it. And I don't it's not the worst. I enjoy, I guess, having fruit. It can be refreshing, but. But you don't enjoy it. Yeah, I don't really, I guess.

Andrew. Yeah, I guess. Andrew. It's a cranberry orange refresher, right? Yeah. So are there oranges in it as well? I don't think so. I think Starbucks just lies about whatever the second thing is, and they got in trouble for it. Like, I think they did like a dragon fruit, something mango dragon fruit.

There was no mango in it. Like, I just I think they just lie about what that. So, well, I don't think anybody eats raw cranberries. So I should stop eating the cranberries in the cranberry orange refraction. If you don't like them, then yes, it's not. It's just it was like, do people do this? I guess, you know, or my honestly, Andrew, I think you got to try it one more time. Did the next cranberries might be really good cranberries.

The problem was the first time I ordered it, I ordered extra cranberries. I doubled the cranberry amount because I was like, let's get some real flavor in this. Wait, you. You. You. You. You.

You. You. What the fuck? What the fuck? I'm surprised that was an option. What are you talking about? I doubled it and I was like, that was way too many cranberries.

So then I ordered it again with just the base amount and it was still a lot of cranberries that I end up with at the bottom and I just eat and It just never occurred to me. I was just curious do people eat these but based on what you say You didn't particularly enjoy the normal about so why would you double them? Well, sometimes you can have too much of a thing. So the first time I ordered it, it was extra. So you decided to back off on it a little bit. And then I had the one X and it was still a lot of cranberries. And then it just made me rethink, like, am I not is it

is this the only one you're not supposed to eat the fruit where you're not supposed to eat the fruit on the other ones? And I've been doing it anyway. What are the protocols to this? But I think if it's in there, it's edible. Yeah, technically, that's true. They couldn't really put like non food in it. That's very true. I just am more of I'm somebody who across the making of the show have realized that my instincts for these things are not necessarily

The same as other people's I so have you had so when you ordered twice as many cranberries Have you had that drink before no? Okay, so you're insane. I just really wanted a lot of cranberry and as like why? Because I like cranberry mixes. And so I thought extra flavor, I guess. I don't know. Jeff, do something. I also don't know if they're roasted or not.

Here's what I'm gonna do. Here's what I'm gonna do, Andrew. Roasted? How do you cook a cranberry? And not melt it into cranberry sauce. Cause I know I make cranberry sauce. I know how that works. Like a boiled one?

Yeah, like is it boiled? Like that's, I don't know if they've done something to the cranberry or if it's just a raw cranberry. This is my favorite. This is so crazy. Twice as many cranberries, please. Do you think they do something to the blueberry or the strawberry before they throw it in a drink?

They are, I think, frozen frozen yeah, they give a quick roast Put them on the old barbecue cranberries roasting Here's what I'm gonna do Andrew here's I'm gonna do Eric I'm gonna go to Starbucks, and I'm gonna get one of these fucking things cuz it looks delicious And then I'm gonna so good then I'm gonna eat the cranberry And I'll determine if you're supposed to eat it or not as a fruit as a fruit fan I'll be able to make a professional determination one way or the other You should order one now for delivery. Oh, let me see if I can do that

It won't get here before the podcast server, but let me see hmm Uber on a triple cranberry eats. Never had it before. Double the cranberries. That's why I go in and double for the off the bat. Starbucks. That is that is the crazy. Andrew, that is the crazy.

Am I trying something? I wouldn't modify it yet. No, you have to try the base like Double the also their cranberries the thing that I you can't eat. I don't know man. I don't know well That's the thing I've never had a cranberry outside of the sauce So I thought if it's in the drink then it must be eatable the same way that I had never had a dragon fruit before Getting their drink now. This is the cranberry orange refresher. Yeah, the lemonade refresher. Different one.

No, lemonade refresher, because there's there's cranberry orange refresher or cranberry orange lemonade. You want cranberry orange? I do the lemonade. Yeah, refresher. OK, cranberry orange lemonade. In my defense, it looks like. OK, I paid 95 cents for additional cranberry fruit.

That is a wild move. You're crazy. Wow. That was a bad decision. I'm going to up the cranberry fruit. OK. But Jeff, it's an extra dollar. All right. Do you think anyone anywhere has ever had just cheese pizza their whole life and then thought I'm gonna try pepperoni I'm gonna ask for double pepperoni the pepperoni

Check out Priority to get here right now. You should get the you should get the salted caramel cold brew too, but that's just oh I already ordered I already had already had I already had two coffees today. I can't be having a third I had I had two cop dude. I had two coffees off the rip today. I woke up so early. I needed it. It was rough. I had a nice little hot coffee in the morning, then I walked to the coffee shop today and had a nice iced coffee. And I texted Gavin and I was like... I was texting Gavin and I was trying to give him that we need to live in the same could do we could have So much fun doing activities and getting up to shenanigans in the daytime I was trying to explain to him. I feel like I feel like a kid

Because you know, I just moved not too long ago I feel like a kid who is on summer break and just moved to a new neighborhood But he doesn't know anybody in the neighborhood yet But he wants to go out and walk around and do stuff and ride bikes But he just doesn't have any friends in the neighborhood yet. You know, he hasn't met anybody. Kind of frustrating. When you first described it, you said it like you're part of the fucking little rascals. And then I feel they're dead. He's running around sticking bananas and tailpipes.

He's doing whatever. That's what I want to do. I want to hang out, ride bikes and be a kid. I feel fucking 14 years old all the time. And all I was doing was walking around. I was just seeing shenanigans and fun to get up to one day. We should try and retrace the path we took When we were looking for that thing that one time What Yeah, you got that man. Oh

oh, oh, oh, oh Gavin's talking about this time at Rooster Teeth a million years ago. I think we've talked about it on camera at a bunch at this point, where Jack got a thing stolen and we had to try to track it down and find it. We've discussed it.

Yes. See, the problem with that was there were, that was drug dens and crack houses and some real sketch. I Wasn't that wasn't my idea of shenanigans. I was going a little lighter with it. But yeah, I think at one point We'd climbed like over a dried up river past some tents and we got kolaches Bad for us and he gave us three kolaches I mean at this point all those places that you went to are probably coffee shops and apartments so all condos Yeah, exactly. So yeah, that's fun. Yeah, I guess it was 15 years ago. It's gonna be a different path

I think Jesus Christ. I bet we could find that dumpster still It's funny that I've been in more dumpsters than most people in Austin Yeah people in Austin. Well, yeah, we had to check the dumpsters in case they stashed it or threw it in a dumpster when they realized they couldn't figure out how to make it work because it was a dev kit. I have a topic on my list of notes that is actually your topic, Jeff. I don't know if you want to talk about it. You mentioned wanting to bring it up recently outside of the show. I well, I don't know. you've been you've been having coffee shop the lettuce recently

We've got a tough job I didn't think you were gonna talk about that on the fuck. No, but he brought it up later that he wanted to talk about I we have not talked about it in content. I don't remember bringing it up there. I want to talk about it, but we can I'll speak about it in generic terms I have I have I have Moved to a different part of town and with that comes changing your habits, right? So I go to three different coffee shops now I have a cycle that I go through because I don't want to be

Too much of a local in any one place and I don't want to burn out on a place too quickly You know that can happen and I also want to be too much of a local in any one place, and I don't want to burn out on a place too quickly. You know, that can happen. And I also want to explore different parts of town, you know? And so I have like three coffee shops, actually four now, I just started going to a different one, that I kind of cycle through. But the one that I go through the most often, I was in line one day,

and a couple of people in front of me was somebody that I recognized that I used to know in Austin a very, very, very long time ago. And it was somebody that was a friend of a friend. This is pre Rooster Teeth, right? This is back when I worked at the tech support center. We were into the same kind of music. I would run into him at punk shows a lot,

that kind of thing. I never knew him very well and I I never got the impression. He liked me and he was always kind of cold to me, and I always kind of felt just like Like the dude didn't dig me which I'll be honest. I get like I'm not everybody's cup of tea I have had 49 years of a Learning to understand that but also understand myself and recognize that, yeah, like I get it, you know? And so I never took it personally.

I always thought he was a little cooler than me, you know? And like, especially when you're younger and you're in like the punk scene and stuff, it's like, there's a whole thing. And so I always just kind of felt like bad about myself around him. So I just, I don't know. He was never mean to me or anything like that.

He was never anything other than polite, I would say. Just, you just like some people you just don't know, he was never mean to me or anything like that. He was never anything other than polite, I would say. Just you just like some people, you just don't connect with or you just don't. You feel awkward around, right? It was one of those situations and he was a friend of a friend. And I saw the dude in front of me and I thought, oh, fuck, I don't want to have to talk to him because it's been. 16 years, maybe, since I've seen him. And I remember his name and that's about it.

And I'm sure he remembers me in the same way. And I just hate awkward conversations with people that you used to know, you know? Like it's like, it's just the fucking worst. And I'm so awkward already. And the older I get, the more awkward I become. And the less I wanna talk to people in general, let alone people that I thought didn't like me

a decade and a half ago. And so I was like, what do I do? And so I just kinda tried to stay behind him. And then he went and sat at a different part of the coffee shop and I went and kinda hid. And I thought, whoa, close call. And then the next day I went in and he was in the coffee shop and I thought that's weird and so I just left and

Went to a different coffee shop, and then I thought well, that's dumb I'm not gonna stop going to a coffee shop because a person who I have no issue with who I as far as I know has No issue with me is that the same coffee shop who I would probably have a pleasant conversation Where we would both go like hey have you talked to that friend in a long time? And he'd go, yes, I saw him recently, how about you? No, we really kind of fell off. Oh, that's too sad. Anyway, have a good life.

Hope things are going well with you. Like I can hear the conversation in my head, it's totally pleasant, you know? It's just fucking awkward and I don't wanna have it. And if I can hear it in my head, why do I have to hear it out of my mouth? You know, I've already had it in my head. I don't have to actually have it now.

And so, but I was like, I'm not gonna stop going to my coffee shop because of a potentially pleasant conversation. So the next day I go back and he's not there, it's fine. The next time I go back, I get into line and I'm directly behind him. I look up and I'm directly behind him. And I'm like, there's no fucking way that I can can avoid this So I just slowly back up and I just turn around and I sit in a chair and put my head down

Over my hat down over my eyes and just work on my laptop For 45 minutes until I turn around I'm like, okay, it's clear. Then I go get my coffee I just figure out wait for a while do the work first get the coffee later and then two days ago, I walked in and looked up, and he was directly in front of me again. And I thought, this is insane. But I'm not gonna be the one to make the call. I'm not gonna be the one to initiate the conversation. Because then I got to thinking, what if he doesn't remember me?

Then it's even worse. Because I've been building this up for weeks, you know? And and so I just tried to be like on a pivot. And so any time he turned right, I slid left and I and I just stayed behind him the entire time he was in the coffee shop. And I haven't been back since. Do you think he's having the exact same ordeal as you as a possibility? Or he just says no, he's never noticed you once? No, I don't know that he could pick me out of a lineup in 2024, but

I it's torturous to me and I don't know what to do about it. So is that just what happens after what do you say, a decade and a half? Probably 15 years, 16 16 years somewhere on there Maybe long maybe longer dude, maybe longer if they didn't talk to Eric for 16 years No I if I saw Eric after 16 years even before all this bullshit because I've known Eric for a very long time I've known Eric since the very early days of routine And if I knew him as the mega 64 guy, if I saw him 16 years later,

I would absolutely go up to Eric and say hi to him or any of those dudes. I'd have my hat over my eyes working on my laptop. He would be doing that, but I wouldn't. No, I'd be like, oh, hey, what's up, dude? Because we, I always get the impression Eric liked me. And we had a friendlier relationship than I've had with this dude.

I certainly do like you. I, well, thanks. I think you should, I think you don't have to talk to this guy or what? You don't have to do anything. I think that you are you're making an obligation for yourself. I think you should keep going. And that should be your spot.

That's your place. Uh, it's not it's not my spot. It is most definitely his spot because he knows every barista by name and they have conversations which take a while which makes it really hard to try to stay behind them ducking and weaving while he's animated and having a long conversation with a dude whose first and last name he seems to know. It's his place not mine. That's definitely his face.

You're right. Yeah. I think you gotta go somewhere else. I think you gotta. Well, that's what I've been doing. Every time I come back, I go, every time I come back. I go every time I come back I run into the motherfucker Decided to go earlier one day. I went two hours earlier, and it was one of the days. I almost walked into him

I was right behind That's awesome really funny twist of it turns that he works there He's like the night shift guy Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, left. You fucking you just sold the last talk. You know, you sell the tacos, then you go around to the front of the counter and make some of you a talk. Oh, man, we're out of stock. Fuck. God damn it. Speaking of stuff we have talked about off camera that should make its way on camera at some point.

Do you guys think we should talk about potato range? Yeah, you remember that? Of course, potato range was when you were having potato chips for breakfast. And Nick told you that was not an appropriate time to eat potatoes. And then we were like, but what about hash browns? And then we realized that there is a rain. There are ranges throughout the day when it's appropriate to eat certain types of potato and inappropriate to eat other types of potato,

and we wanted to explore that a little bit. Yeah, potato range is vast. Yeah, what, we gotta like take each meal of the day and file the potatoes into each one? Yeah, like breakfast, lunch, dinner. Yeah. Yeah, you mean that it's the same ingredient, but it's prepared differently

and how it's prepared shifts when it is appropriate to eat said thing. Like a hash brown is only appropriate for breakfast. But if someone gave you like mashed potato and gravy for breakfast, you'd be like, ugh, a bit heavy. That is a long time a day to eat that kind of potato, right. I would even argue like mashed potato and gravy is only appropriate at dinner.

Nobody's having mashed potatoes at lunch. What if you had like a chicken pot pie or something that came with a bit of mash? I guess it feels like a dinner food to me. It really is But like french fries feel like dinner and lunch. Is there a potato that crosses all three meals? What's the type of potato whether you use the foil and it's like sliced potato? baked Yeah Ogreton would not be a breakfast potato. I wouldn't think that'd be all that's another one. I would only think for dinner I feel like it. I don't if they had to have it for

Breakfast it would work it could it could maybe Or maybe he made us for breakfast if you like But do people have like potato pancakes right potato cakes? Yeah. Yeah. Oh those are so good Homestyle potatoes Homestyle fries like yeah home fries like the like these immediately What what meal do you eat these with only breakfast? It's breakfast, but I think you could do them I think you can do them up and then they're not just breakfast and you don't have to do much.

And all of a sudden that's a dinner side. You can have that for lunch. You're right. It's about how you dress it. I think. I agree. I think that's what it is. What's funny about the top one though, is that's all like,

I assume chopped up first and then cooked. But if you just cook it the same way without chopping it up, it's much more of a dinner potato. Yeah. That's interesting. So even like the time of slicing effects. It's tough. It's tough.

Would you ever have a bake? Could you ever see a baked potato as a breakfast food? Because it's got chives. We got to try it. We have to try it. We gotta have a break. We have to have a baked potato for breakfast. A breakfast baked potato, right? I don't think that exists, but I think it needs to.

We need to invent a breakfast baked potato. It's gonna have bacon on it. Oh, it's gotta have bacon. Instead of bacon bits, it's got bacon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Big old jacket potatoes, you sometimes in England will put baked beans in them, which is typically a breakfast food, but I've never had that for breakfast.

So a baked potato with beans in it? Yeah. I like that. It's not bad. I've had that recently. Like it becomes like a little bean boat. Yeah. Are baked beans considered a breakfast food?

In England? I mean, it's part of the full English typically. You can't have them anytime though I just associate them with breakfast much more. Yeah, it's gonna say I view them more as a dinner personally Oh really? Yeah, like a dinner side. I feel like you need some good shredded cheese on a on a baked potato Oh, yeah, it's for breakfast or for lunch right like cheese is a big part of breakfast Ronnie You want to throw anything in the mix Like cheese is a big part of breakfast. A runny egg. Runny egg. Runny egg.

Eric, you want to throw anything in the mix? No, I feel like, I mean like runny egg, you got bacon. What else can, like I'm thinking of like garnish. Right, right. Like jalapeno or something? What about like, like the way, like on that first picture that I sent of the homestyle potato, with that is like little diced onion

that's kind of like fried diced, like that kind of onion. Like I think that would be like very small kind of tossed on top, I think would be very nice. Diced and fried onion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucking love that. So here's what we have. We have our breakfast baked potato right now.

It's got beans in it. It's got full bacon. It's got cheese. It's got runny egg and diced and fried onions. I just found a recipe. It's gonna kill him. It looks so good. Twice baked breakfast potatoes is the recipe

for this footage. Oh, that's good. Just damn. Oh, because it's baked again for the egg? Yeah, there you go. That's just about right. That looks great. That's exactly what we want. I mean, a twice-baked potato is essentially, you know, you bake potato, you hollow it out, you make like a mashed potato with it, you put it back in and re-cook it.

Do you guys think the potato is the most versatile of foods? It's probably up there, yeah. Right? Because I was I was sitting here thinking like this is such a great segment and I in the back of my head I've been trying to figure out what else we would apply this to that could span three meals And it's hard to find something else that is as much of a Swiss army like a culinary army knife as potato Could you sous vide a potato? 100% 100% It'd be like the best baked potato ever. A little like vacuum bag. We should, when we make our regulation breakfast baked potato, we should sous vide them.

Yeah, we should, we should all potentially bring in a new format for potatoes as well as our rankings for potato meals. Interesting. A new format. I wonder if you could have those twice baked potatoes, if you could just recombine the halves and make the best single potato. You could re-potato?

Yeah. Oh, I just had an idea. I don't want to spoil it. I just had an idea for what I want to do Repotato beans no no You it's not What are we doing this? What are we what are we gonna present our ideas and stuff because I we had to get spud era Are we entering it? Yeah?

I'm gonna need some time in the lab. I think to come up with mine Yeah, I think I'm gonna need a little bit of lab time as well Maybe we'll revisit this idea in the next episode. I do think we still need to have our potato draft We've been discussing that for a while, and I think we were gonna try to get Gracie in that one if we can hopefully But in addition in addition to that we've got to put it on the books Breakfast baked potato will get into the will get into the flavor lab And we'll make something happen and then we can all come up with our own new potato inventions as well.

I love it. I think that is a fantastic idea. Can you think of the quickest you destroyed an item that you bought? I bought a. Computer once with Gus, and I bought a computer once with Gus and I bought some RAM and he was showing me how to do it and somehow I flipped the RAM around backwards but I was still able to jam it in even though it didn't fit. And Gus said it was one of the most impressive things he'd ever seen and that fucked my motherboard and the RAM up instantly.

That's crazy because they usually like key to certain ways. Yeah it was key to certain ways. Yeah it was because they usually like keyed a certain way. Yeah, it was keyed a certain way. Yeah, it was it was like off balance. You shouldn't have fit. Yeah. It was he was pretty blown away, too. Mine also involves keying. I bought some stuff from the home to pot. And I need a padlock, so I bought one.

A lot of the time when I'm if I'm getting an Uber or something, I'll just take all the stuff out of the packaging when I walk out of the store and just throw away. So I'm not having to throw away at home. And on the way home in the Uber, I managed to padlock the keys to the padlock. But on the loop and I got home, I was like, I can't undo this. Have you picked your lock yet to get your keys? No. It was a few years ago, but the other day I found the padlock with the two keys on the

hoop. That's fucking awesome. Such a waste of money. Oh man. I'd love to see a photo at some point if you find it. Yeah, I should have taken a picture of it. Oh, man. Oh, man. Speaking of a waste of money, I finished Terminator Salvation.

What a waste of money that was. I know you guys don't remember it because it was a million years ago, but that movie is a real piece of shit. It ends with it ends with a robot giving Christian Bale a heart. Oh, right. What's the middle of the fucking like on the battlefield? Yeah. And he's like, you can have my heart. And it's like, yeah, that'll work. Sure. His heart's bad. So we'll just yeah. Open heart, sir.

Yeah, it's no problem. It's the future. Right. But I I have been, you know, I'm in my entertainment era now that I'm ignoring the news and the world at large. I have discovered a new television show and I liked it quite a bit and I wanted to tell you guys about it in Case you haven't seen it yet. Are you guys familiar with? Are you guys familiar with interior Chinatown? No, no, it is on Hulu. You guys should check it out It's very funny Taika Waititi. It's not a Taika Waititi film but he's one of the producers and I think he directed the first episode and

it's just about Taiko with TD film, but he's one of the producers and I think he directed the first episode and it's just about these dudes that I Don't want to spoil it because the whole premise of the show is kind of the charm but it's just about some guys who feel like they're background characters and other people's lives and they just like work at a Chinese restaurant and See, it's just it's very funny and very clever and it's got Ronnie Chang in it who I like quite a bit from the Daily Jail It's him and Jimmy Oh Yang, right? Yeah, Jimmy Oh Yang's in it as well. He's like the main character. Yeah, that's cool I've seen the previews for it. I thought it looked really interesting. It looks really like off the wall It's very off the wall and after I watched it and then I saw the Taiko Atiti director I was like, oh, okay that makes sense because it feels very much like that. I don't know that the premise of last

It's like ten episodes. I don't know that the premise of last, it's like 10 episodes. I don't know that the premise will hold throughout, but the first episode was great. Cool. So that's my recommendation. That's fun. I recently watched season 10 of, uh, love Island UK. And I'm convinced that if you cut out every time they said, bro, obviously, do you know what I mean?

Or at the end of the day, there'd be like 20 less episodes. What if like 17 seasons into Love Island, they introduced the smoke monster? What if it just slowly turns into the island from Lost? That would be so cool. They have to put the numbers into a computer on Love Island. That would be awesome. Desmond's there. Oh, hell yeah. Hey, guys, I'll be right back. I'm gonna go get my Starbucks. into a computer on Love Island. That would be awesome. Desmond's there. Oh, hell yeah. Hey guys, I'll be right back.

I'm going to go get my Starbucks. Oh, awesome. What a way to end this episode. This rocks. This is so cool. What other shows should have lost in them? I think Love Island should just put a hatch in the ground of the next season and see if anyone notices it.

Yeah. Well, they open the hatch and the light comes out big style and it's like, whoa, that was like the best. That was so cool. Hell yeah. I think this is a great, that would make me watch Love Island. If all of a sudden it's like, well no, it's like Lost. I would be like, oh shit, I gotta watch this I think.

That would be sick. There was a show called Siberia, I think, on the Sci-Fi channel. And the premise was survivor meets lost. And it was terrible. But I like the idea of it a lot where it's like they're filming a survivor based reality show in the woods, but then a smoke monster appears. And it just. Oh, here we go.

Oh, guys, guys, guys, Jeff is here. Oh, you got to record this. Oh, let's see. Hello, boys is here. Nick, you gotta record this. Hold on, let's see. Hello, boys. Hello. Cool hat, by the way. That's what I said. Thank you very much.

Andrew complimented me the other day. It's great. It's that fashion show I went out of town for. It was that ladies. All right, here we go. One extra minute. So how does it look in terms of cranberries? So I ordered extra cranberries.

I paid an extra ninety eight cents. That's an extra cranberry. Oh, there we go. I got a bunch right against the wall here. It's going to be anywhere else. It's like they're trying to escape by climbing on top of each other. OK, I'm just accessible. I'm just going to take a drink. So this is like a lemonade?

I don't even know what I'm doing. Yeah, it's got some warm spices in it, so you got kind of the seasonal kick with it as well. It's real good. Oh, he likes it. He really likes it, but wait until he starts chewing down on these cranberries. He's gonna love it, right? Boys, that's flavor.

That's real good. That's real fucking good right there. This is not an ad for Starbucks or anything, but Jesus Christ. I want to get a cranberry reaction is what I need. Okay, so now you know the flavor. Does it taste like cranberries as a taste? Yeah, it's like an ocean spray kind of flavor. Cool. So here's the cranberry in question.

It's sliced, as Andrew said. It looks almost like a cherry. I like the way it looks. It's like a little bit of a strawberry. It's like a little bit of a strawberry. It's like a little bit of a strawberry. It's like a little bit of a strawberry. It's like a little bit of a strawberry.

It's like a little bit of a strawberry. It's like a little bit of a strawberry. It's like a little bit of a strawberry. It's like a little bit of a strawberry. It's like a little bit of a strawberry. It's like a little bit of a strawberry. It's like a little bit of a strawberry. It's like a little bit of a strawberry. It's like a the cranberry in question. It's sliced, as Andrew said. It looks almost like a cherry. Uh-huh.

That's fine. There's another one of that. It tastes like food. It's eatable? It tastes like a cranberry. It's edible. Yeah. But what if more is better?

What if you had a whole handful at once? Yeah. What if you need a bunch? Because you're only getting you're eating one whole cranberry that way. You know what I mean? You have a cramp. As many as I have a have a fist of crayon. This is most this is most of them. It's the grand.

I don't know if you can see here. Oh, that's so many. yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay? Oh? It's gonna be so sour oh Like a fucking murder scene over there It's definitely not the best part of get the essence of it. The cherry at the bottom of a Route 44. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking.

I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking.

I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking.

I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what I'm thinking. I don't know that you're intended to eat it. I think it's supposed to be more like a lemon. That's what I think. The essence of it. The cherry at the bottom of a root 44. But it's not bad. And I actually thought that they were pretty yummy. Like not the best or anything, but they weren't hard to eat or anything. So. Cheers. Cheers. That's great, Jeff. What a way what a way to do that What a way to end it for us too that was that was a fun one very food centric

Lige Jeff was a little rascal this was exciting this was This was a really fun one. Why don't you who wants to do the cool outro? Oh, I think Andrew has the biggest beard. I mean, anymore. I can just say whatever I wanted. I just didn't want to do the. I can't imagine how big Andrew's beard is at this point. It's not it's about the same. Stagnate, I'd say it Same as what? The same as what?

Last time I checked. This sucks. Well, there you have it. Andrew's beard is exactly the same as the last time he checked. How's your beard doing? Do you have one? What length is it? Has it grown since you looked at it? Let us know over there at the Patreon.

Andrew's going to hit you with the Patreon domain real fast. Regulation pod on Patreon. All right. And go there. It's not the regulation on a page. What? What? It's just the way I mean, you could just give the URL. It's what you were doing with twitch the other day Where you were just like the regulation pod at twitch and it's like just say twitch.tv slash the regulation pod like give the URL You see Andrew. There's a spirit to it Great thing I've recorded like set 60 segments in the past two days. I'm a little I'm a little gone a little tired

I apologize no Apology necessary. Keep it on fire. We hope you enjoyed the episode. We do hope you'll check out that Patreon Andrew mentioned. Also, don't forget, we are on YouTube. If you go down there, you can check out our regulation gameplays as well as the video versions of these podcasts. They have images of some of the things that we talk about sometimes.

And we'll be right here next week. Hopefully you'll see us. We'll talk about something really fun and exciting like. What's something fun and exciting we could talk about? Hey, you know, it'd be really crazy, Jeff. What's that? OK, imagine if you took all the audio feeds of a podcast, then line them up and played them.

That'd be crazy. I think I might do that. What? You know, it's like if you're going to make a trail mix, so you get each item individually and then you put them together. them up and played them. That'd be crazy. I think I might do that. You know, it's like if you're going to make a trail mix, so you get each item individually and then you put them together to see how they look like. What if we what if we took all the individual audio tracks, line them up? So it's absolutely what if that's a great idea, Andrew? And while you're trying that, think about this.

What if you could only wear clothes you buy at the airport? What would your outfits look like? Who would you be? We'll see you next week. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye.