F**kface - 67 Photos from Andrew's Mom // Drawing Like an Innocent Child [118]

Episode Date: August 31, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about endcap shopping with mom, salad cream running through my veins, drawing an endcap, electric s'mores maker, stuff for the museum, Cosmic Crisp, Survivor, Gavin's mushroom problems continued, Geoff's fridge problems continued, Andrew fixing drywall, and F**kface Timecapsule. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]  Sponsored by Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), Fum (http://www.breathefum.com/face), and Draft Kings (Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use promo code REGULATION to get $200 in FREE bets when you place a five-dollar bet on any football game! If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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With me, as always, Andrew Panton and Gavin Free. Hello! Okay. You okay, Gavin? I just said hello. What's wrong with that? I think it was a Discord thing. It like cut out and it was just, oh! You just made a noise. Discord cut out and you just went, ah! Oh, I just tried to give a

sort of hello. It was a pretty disjointed hello on our end. Andrew. Hello. How are you doing, buddy? Not the best, but we're making it. We're okay. Why not the best?

Do you want to talk about it? Okay, well, I guess we're going right into things. I mean, with 100% Anko integrity, and you're not the best. Yeah, 100%. Yes. I have COVID right now, so that is complicated. What?

Yeah, so I have COVID. We just did a whole episode of you having COVID and you didn't even tell us? Well, it ties to the grocery aisle thing, and that never really came up, so I waited. It came up. Well, it came up in a way i didn't want

to get into because it's a long we're going into maybe a long story didn't come up conveniently it came up with the last 10 minutes and we need to do two episodes it didn't make sense for me to unspool yeah we spent most of the last episode playing zane or voslu we did which is a great game did you get coveted at an in-camp no no i did not i have not i i that did not begin so i i'm in a position to do this i haven't done it obvious because i've coveted so i complicate i can't just go to the store i've been quarantining um but i was talking because i'm sick i'm like talking to my mom all the time she's calling me constantly and I I talked to her about the the end cap thing I was like yeah I can't do the end cap thing and she was all about it she is all into this end cap idea she thought it was so funny she's like well I'll do this I can get stuff from the end cap for you and I'll just drop these groceries off

and I was like you don't need to do that it's fine it's I'm sick and we could just do this another time she said no no you want to do this you talked about you're going to bring this up on the show we can do this this is no problem i will go to the grocery store i will take photos of the end caps and then you can let me know what you want on the end caps and i said your mother is awesome she's the anti-salad cream. Yeah. No, but my mom, for context, she's got an iPhone 6, which is like probably 10 years old at this point. It's a very old phone. She doesn't know how to use it. She constantly puts it on silent mode and doesn't know how to reverse it.

She is not tech-based in any way. She's completely inept when it comes to tech. So it's incredibly sweet that she wants to do this. But I just see a million ways in which this is going to be complicated and not go the way that it was intended to. I said, it's very kind. You don't need to do that. It's very sweet of you. If you want to, you can.

And she's like, I'm going to do it. I was like, OK. So I've been waiting, waited earlier in the day. She texted me. I'm at the grocery store then there was like a 30 or 40 minute break for a day or anything and i thought what is what is going on she then she calls me and she said andrew i took all the photos i'm trying to text you i took 67 photos i'm trying i'm trying to send them to you All at once and it will not go through

What do you want to do about this Do you want me to just tell you what's in all the End caps one by one And then we could add it I'm like no it's fine just Relax like maybe sit in your car And you can just send me some of the photos in chunks If you want to or we can just scrap this ID entirely

We can do this later She's like no it's fine I'll send them in caps so i got i was getting them in like blocks of 10 but it was 67 photos and uh i'm not in no way going to make fun or attack my mom but it was jeff level quality some of these some of these pictures the decisions some of the choices i'll post yeah do you have any to show i can't wait i'll take those a compliment by the way let me show i mean he made don zimmer wink so it's like this this is one of the sides of the end caps it's just the left side of it it's just it's just distitos it's just that one. It's a salsa corner. It's like, I'm not going to want salsa.

I don't. I'm not typically a salsa guy. And on top of the fact of, I don't know why you're just taking a photo of just that singular thing. Well, she clearly is thinking about resolution. You know, she thinks maybe you won't be able to see the prices or the names if she's further away. She's going in for details.

She is. She went all out. So she took, I think it was 67 photos. We went through it all. I picked, I got very lucky. I'm living, if there wasn't one, the freezer. You know how there's like a deli section and then at the end of the deli,

like across from it, there's an end cap. This is, I'm in the wrong section. I'm going to text. There was a section, a little freezer section that had chicken in it oh wow just bags of chicken I got bags of chicken so I had that going for me that was a good one

there's no evidence whatsoever that that's an end cap I understand they're all close as I said she's zooming in on things it's a cereal end cap that's a pretty good one that's a lot I could. That's a pretty good one. That's a lot I could work with there. That gives me some confidence

I can make it. What's Vector? Vector is a Canadian cereal that I loved as a child and I had recently doesn't hold up. I think they changed the recipe. How did that not come up

in our big cereal conversation? I was lost in European cereal, Gavin. You were lost in the Honey Monster. When you're showing the Honey Monster, Vector does not track. It is not worth mentioning Vector. There's nothing funny about it. It's just athletic cereal.

These pictures are so small, by the way. Gavin, you're peeking in in the top right of that photo of all the cereal. You are? Yeah. The little Creeper Crunch in the top right? Oh, yeah. Is there a cereal called creeper crunch there

sure is yeah wow that sounds exciting that makes total sense it's a thrilling thrilling row of uh of that one's mainly for stain it's mostly just for but also some annie's pasta in the bottom which i can look as well you got the best end caps in the i think she's misunderstood any caps no i went over this with her i was very clear i had this argument with her you got the best store in the world i think that's an end cap it looks like an end of an aisle i agree nick but it's not it looks like the end of an aisle yeah that looks like she's she's delved in i don't think that's true because we we were very clear we went back and forth on this i'm like do you understand and she's like yeah not in the aisle at all just the things on on the

on even eric agrees with me even i agree too i looked at that and i said i don't think that that's an end cap and uh we clarified and she she argued it was i can't go to the store to confirm that that's true but i'll show you this This is what I got for my first setup. It's not a fun few days of food, but it's certainly livable. I got some ramen. Got a few bags of ramen. I got some blueberries, some blackberries.

They were in the section with the chicken. I got two chickens to roast. Tostitos Lime rounds which I've never had but to state online flavored chips are incredible. It's a top-tier chip Oh, and there was a little bit of a mix-up with the real fruit. I did not want real fruit gummies There was a shelf there is a shelf that was real fruit snacks and

there is a shelf that was real fruit snacks and uh she mistook that for a different shelf that featured real fruit gummies i think i saved the photo of where they were originally yeah how much was this whole that's a great question i don't have the answer to that i should look at the receipt So how are you going to prepare... You basically got chicken and fruit. Yeah. There's a lot of candy aisles. I'm not including the 30 images

of candies and chips of just various aisles. She grabbed the real fruit from the candy section and not the end capped real fruit like fruit snacks. How are there two different end caps of real fruit from the candy section and not the end capped real fruit like fruit snacks. How are there two different end caps of real fruit? They're different products.

They are different products. They're two different brands I think. Maybe they're not. Maybe they're just different variations. I don't know. I haven't looked at the back. I am so fucking excited to go to this grocery store and whenever we go to Canada and see for myself well I'm excited

I'll confirm I'll make sure but I'm pretty confident that everything is end cap valid either way I just want to walk through these hallowed halls and see where it all happened so yeah I don't I think maybe I'll do the ramen

without seasoning and have it like as a... I don't know. But I have two chickens to work with and some fruit. And how long is this lasting you? Well, the anis can easily be a meal itself. So those could be like two meals. The ramen's four...

This is probably like five days if I really stretched four days and how are you how are you feeling you are really glossing over the fact that you have covid right now yeah i don't feel great i'm tired i just been like both physically and personal life not the best of times why didn't you tell us we could have easily moved this recording because i don't want to move it because i might i might need to move stuff coming up so i just wanted i wanted to do this and it's fun it's fun to spend time with you guys it's true i always have fun are you recovering are you getting better yeah i'm good i'm all good

i'm like it's i'm fine i'm just exhausted you're gonna make it that i'm yeah i'm excited for how long morning tomorrow how long have you how long no wonder he didn't want to make the powerpoint um like on day three day four okay but a few days i have a question about your end cap selection of course you make choices to potentially you know this is like one hall and then if you do another order from the end caps you'll get different stuff or was this pretty much everything that you wanted from the end caps this is yeah this is like uh ideally i'm gonna do another another run of it at some other time that was deliberately not gotten stuff that you may get next time yes i feel like i have a good surprise you don't get any cereal we yeah i should have done that i just i've had as i said last episode i just went hard on some cinnamon toast crunch

over the last few days so cereal just doesn't feel like a thing i'd want to but it's a killer item i fucked up i should have put cereal on the list i mean unless there's no milk on the end cap oh i don't drink there were actually oh fuck that isn't that is actually there was i didn't include that i forgot that in the photos and that's not in the thing i got milk and a thing of butter so huh they have butter on an end cap too? They, in like the deli section end cap. Yes. What wasn't on the end cap? Yeah,

this should be, that should be a feature. That should be all Canadian super, supermarkets should just advertise, come to Canadian supermarkets, all end caps, all the time. Never go down an aisle.

did I not say, yeah, I think I forgot to save that. I'll pull it up right now. It was like a deli. That's where I got the fruit too. There's really only one end cap that had meaningful food outside of that there it's just snacks it's mainly rows of chips and salsa and sour patch kids and root beer uh it's a disaster as far as doing this i I think it's very store dependent on how viable it is as a challenge.

I might try this challenge myself, just out of curiosity. I would love to see your results and compare what your end caps are like compared to mine. Yeah, I might try the HEB by The Office. Ooh, that's a big HEB, a new HEB, a very fancy HEB. They're going to have a lot of in-cap options for you.

And I'm going to go wide on my pictures. That's, hey, I agree. I was the photographer here. She took Jeff's master class, I think. Why am I This was the milk butter end cap. That was a big one.

That's just an aisle. No, it's the, the end. What do you mean? It's at the end of the row. I, uh, it's a transitional end cap. I don't want to kick a man when he's got COVID,

but, uh, these photos, each photo, each photo weakens your case, man. I understand. Stop sending the photos.

Listen, I'm not open. I hate to say it. I get what he's saying. I think your photos. Listen, I understand. They're not open. I hate to say it. I get what he's saying. I think your mom has salad creamed it. No, I don't think so. I think we're very clear. I'd be shocked.

And you know, when you guys come here, I can show you this fucking end cap. I want to be wrong. I want to have so much. I want to. I want so much to believe. I need to be proven wrong. We have to go here. I can want so i need to be proven wrong we have to go here i can't wait for you to be proven wrong i feel like i feel like because it's against a wall or something he like

there's some kind of trickery going on here where it's like well technically this is again this is the end because it's not an aisle. That's what I think is happening. That's what I'm anticipating here. No, I think it's if you stood at the front of the store, let's say like between the aisles. See, this is what I think. Listen to how it's going already.

Listen to how it's going already. Is that not an end cap? The thing at the end. That is part if the to the right is definitively if it had chips on it you'd be like that's a fucking end cap on the end of an iser yes it's between the two aisles in the front facing wait between two aisles well you know what i mean like when an end cap is always between aisles it's's at the end. It's the front facing end. Can you draw a picture and circle what you're talking about? No. We need a diagram. Okay.

Sure. How will I draw this? I don't even know how to put a piece of paper and a pencil. How'd you draw the banana you made that time? It was an awesome banana, by the way. Okay. I got a... Here. It's just there's too much... There's something going on

here that like I just I need to lay I'm trying to figure out how they've conspired together yeah a hundred percent because here's the thing I don't think his mom did it purposefully like I don't think she really went like I'm gonna really get him here but I do think that it's in

their DNA that is exactly I was gonna say I have salad cream running through my veins. So it is very possible that this has occurred. But it's not anyone's fault. So I'm going to draw a line. Okay, we got a line. We got a line.

That's an aisle right there. I understand how he says these things and then says, but it's not my fault. He's already diverting to genetics. It's really something. Like it was just buy food that's at the end of an aisle. It's like against the wall. He's going to draw the whole grocery store

and do like magic tricks. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me take a photo of this. Okay. We got a line. I love that Andrew's like, what? No. How am I supposed to draw?

Jeff, what do you think we're about to see? I'll wait until you answer. I'm going to tell you what we're about to see? I'll wait until you answer. I'm going to tell you what we're about to see. We're about to see gold. We're about to see absolute gold. No, no, no, no. This is, I feel very clearly, this is what an end cap is. You have the line going down.

That's the aisle. And then two nails standing on their two gold teeth. What do you want me to draw? You want me to put fucking lays in the corner? You want some chip bags? It's the laziest- If you tweeted that, if you tweeted that said, What did I draw? No one would say end caps.

Oh, I will- They would say upside down golf tees. I will challenge that right fucking now. You'll get a couple of nails and some golf tees. I will challenge that right fucking now. You'll get a couple of nails and some golf tees and nothing else. What happened? How is that not? How would you draw it?

That's the lines are the aisles. There's two spaces between that you walk in the middle of. And the end caps go before the lines. You can't go into any of the line part. You can't cross the end cap line. That's the, that's top line tea towel level of effort there. Well, what do you want? I don't fucking draw.

I don't understand the criticism. What would you do? You draw it, Gavin. I want to see yours. Show me how you do it. I'm not ready with a paper. All right, hold on. Oh, and I wasn not ready with a paper Alright hold on Oh and I wasn't ready either

You think I was ready? I asked how do you draw That's how unready I was What did I draw is that all I'm saying? Yeah Okay What did I draw? Find out we'll see

NCAP NCAP will be quick How would you make adjustments to it? I'm drawing Okay Jeff are you drawing in to it? I'm drawing Okay Jeff are you drawing in NCAP? I'm drawing yeah Okay

You're gonna have a fucking triangle With a nose at the top of yours I've seen your drawings I mean for Jeff It's not really about what he draws It's about the picture that we get of it If it's gonna be able to be like really visible The first reply was flamingo legs

Wow that was fast two plungers a lot of two plungers i mean nobody this is just gonna be no chicken legs you really like you fucked yourself what a bad idea what a bad idea it was no what a bad idea. What a bad idea it was. What a bad idea. I literally have no idea. I guess candlesticks. What did I draw is what you wrote. That's incredible. No one there. I'm looking at 15 replies and no one has guessed what you draw.

Like you're this insane. Hmm. Well, I don't. Yeah, you really did yourself in, bud. I know. I feel like I accurately with context thank you Jeff oh fucking look at you show off

over here you got fucking so many lines so many aisles I think it speaks for itself at the front you have three checkout counters with three checkout people then you have three long rows and you can see I drew arrows to the things that you can eat it says stuff to eat and then at the back it says stuff to eat Then you have three long rows, and you can see I drew arrows to the things that you can eat.

It says stuff to eat. And then at the back, it says stuff to eat next to the meat counter. And then in the middle, it says off limits because you're not allowed to eat any of that stuff. I feel like that's pretty solid. I see a lot of wasted lines. If I'm going to be critical of this, I see a lot of unnecessary information. You're creating a lore.

I think if you tweeted this image and said, what did I draw? Everyone would say grocery store. that's a different argument that's not what i just didn't come into i'm gonna tweet a thing that i drew and see how many people get it right like that wasn't the goal it was contextually within this conversation of what an end cap is i just it's the minimal i did a minimal but clear where the end cap zone is definitely minimal andrew yeah it was yeah why am i going all out we all know what an end cap is andrew's art is like jazz it's what he didn't draw oh my god oh you're taking a while cabin um i microsoft paint crashed oh i see i thought you're adding a teller and giving them a name and a whole fucking backstory.

Backstory, yeah. To show how great. Yeah. They work here part-time. This is Phoebe. She's been working here for six months while she's saving up to go back to school. Oh. Gavin's is a different take, but very good.

Great. The stars are the end cap. Should I just call my mom? Should I ask what an end cap is? Get the stars are the end cap should i just call my mom should i ask what an end cap is get her to draw and then take a photo of it but very close up i'm gonna draw an end cap i like your people is that are those people any of us gavin or yeah that's you and me and we're shopping on opposite aisles. That's the area available to you for shopping. Yeah. No, that goes into the aisle.

That's a fuck drawing. What are you talking about? What do you mean? What? The line. The star line. Above the stars. You're in the aisle at that point.

Above the stars. Unless that's a blank space. Okay, never mind. I see. I get it. That's between two shelves. I get it. I get it.

That's like the top. You can walk on that. I understand. I thought it was a row. I thought it was a row. I i misread i misread what you're talking yeah there's no people in there that's why i just thought it was an empty row no i should have like blanked it out it's okay i mean that that does not exist in a grocery store that space well it's just the top of the shelf i understand it's not that it's not it's not that spaced out. It's the same size as your rose. It's a little smaller.

I'm sick, okay? And I'm doing this bit. I'm making it work. You're doing a great job. You're doing a great job, buddy. Honestly, it's way better than what I expected. I didn't realize I was going to get called out. Next time you ask me to draw something,

oh, there's going to be complexity. And I do not want to hear it. Dude, you drew one of the best bananas I've ever seen. Last time we ask me to draw something. Oh, there's going to be complexity. And I do not want to hear you do one of the best bananas I've ever seen. Last time we asked you to draw something. It is a great banana. We were just expecting that quality. Emily's insult of my drawing was so funny. What was it?

It was like, um, what did she say? She said that I draw like an innocent child. I think that's what she said. It was so funny. I don't remember the exact wording, but it was perfect.

It's a great descriptor. Yeah. Well, you definitely draw golf... Nails and golf tees like an innocent child. What are some of the other responses to your tweet? Let me open it back up. I closed it at Flamingo Legs. Thanks, Gavin.

Just for clarity. Gavin, I'm into the photo. Yeah, that's now... You know what? I would have no questions. That's where they store all their grown tubes. There are 52 replies and none of them have guessed right. Traffic cones,

big bird legs, the pull chains for a ceiling fan. I think the, the color choice is really turning people's, uh, opinions. Yeah, I couldn't find a pen. What did you use? Well, I used like a felt thing, an art brush.

What did I use? Pit artist pawn brush. I'm mainly annoyed that... Well, not annoyed. I'm disappointed that your photo doesn't show anything about your life other than the picture like usually there's a glimpse of something on the side but it's just completely your drawing

yeah we usually get a little unintended Andrew but not this time I don't know if I drew it on the instructions for an electric s'mores maker that I received recently that is next to me. Do you just need like a candle

or like a little flame? No, remember before I was melting the marshmallows with the candle and I was told that that is a terrible idea, that you're essentially eating wax. Yeah. So for my birthday I was given an electric s'mores maker. It's just like a heat gun or like what's

going on? It's, yeah, it's just like a heat gun or like what what's going on it's it's yeah it's just like a oh what's the that that's what it is oh it's got like a heat spool inside you flip the switch is that just like a dewalt heat gun with the s'mores holder sort of does the does the chocolate not melt just being in proximity of the heat gun? It might. I don't know. I've never had it with chocolate around it. I have toasted some marshmallows.

It works great. It's a great product. I like that it's 360. You have access to every side. Oh, you have full turns? Yeah. Yeah. It's perfect.

I would try that. Is that electric? What do you mean by that? Do you plug it in and use electricity? Well, it has an on button. Yeah, it has an on button. Oh, yeah, it does. That's why I was confused. Yeah, you plug yeah you plug i just didn't see the on button sorry that's why it's confused oh it's great yeah what have you made what what thing shouldn't you have made with it that you made i wondered if i could no i haven't done ramen i have considered toast uh i think it could work

with toast i have had those thoughts of what could i do with this? I wondered if I could heat up hash browns maybe with it. It'd be tough. You know what I'd pan on top. I bet you could do. You've got those real fruit plant-based medley melange gummies. I'm looking at it. I bet you could melt

all those down and then form them into one giant gummy in the shape of your choosing. I bet you could have a gummy infused s'more. Oh yeah. That sounds terrible. You could definitely do that. I don't want that. You could definitely do that. Yeah. Between the marshmallow

and the choccy? A nice slab of gummies? Nah, no thanks. I like the meltdown idea. You're going somewhere with that. I'm gonna think about that. You know how sometimes when you have gum or a candy and you squeeze it and then there's a burst of flavor from the middle that's some sort of a jelly or whatever? You could invent a new product that people get into, like s'mores, where you cut a hole, like a little slit in a marshmallow, and then you stuff the gummy

in there and then let it close back up and then when you heat that then when you eat it you get a little a little melted gummy surprise hmm that hey that's not a i've heard worse ideas if you could really draw for me what you're thinking i'd appreciate that in great detail to really that'll sell me i'm not gonna do that but sure I don't think that one needs it you know what no I will I don't think any of them needed it a lot of big bird likes someone will get it no one will get it someone eventually will get it I think uh contextually you know what it was though within the context of the conversation we're happening it made sense I'm excited to see, uh, I'm excited. What are you doing? Are you actually drawing something? You asked

me to draw it. I drew it. I was just being silly. I draw stuff. It was not a hard one. What does it say on your drawing there, Jeff? Stuff to pot? All of the drawings will be on Instagram. Just by the way. Yeah, of course. Stuff to eat.

It's the area that's safe for him to eat stuff. Right. Boom. There you go. That's good. Got me a marshmallow. Yeah, that works. I think I spilled marshmallow.

That's the science. I think it's a bad one. Yeah, it's got an A. It's an A and I have an E. I apologize for that. I can redo that. I'm excited for the updated picture i'll let you know how the chickens go how are you gonna cook them uh probably oven just in the oven skeet them up throw some salt pepper on it maybe i don't know i guess i can't fuck i can't season

yeah you i can't see that's the problem sir You didn't buy any drink. Well. I assumed that I could just have water I don't pay for like a most of I drink water a lot of the time. That's fair I didn't consider that I think I would need a drink. I just don't want you you know getting Pepsi's out of the fridge or whatever How long do you do this for I think it was a week right so yeah starting today Or tomorrow depending on I cook the chickens. week, right? So, starting today. Or tomorrow, depending on if I cook the chickens. Oh, I'll start today. Update the photo for you.

That's great. You didn't just change the E to an A. No, no, no. I'm not trying to hide it. I also like that it's on the back of your other drawing. It is. It is on the back.

It's saving paper. Put it in the f*** face museum. We got more art. I appreciate the vote of my abilities, but I don't know that it's worthy of the museum. Andrew, what have you got for the museum? Have you got any of the stuff you've destroyed or ruined?

You got a basket? Yeah, I still have the basket. Do you have the exploded kettle thing? Pot? The exploded kettle pot? What was was that thing that you broke a bowl yeah yeah i broke the bowl no the bowl is gone i don't have the bowl anymore i don't have the waffle bomb anymore do you have the hot dog maker i still have the hot dog maker i still i still have the trash bag of fire extinguisher remnants. When we fired that, that's still here.

We should collect all of our museum stuff and take pictures of our collections so far. We should. You have the BTS sauce still, right? I still have all the BTS. I've gone into my supply a little bit. The market is not great. You've been digging in?

Well, a little bit. Well, you can't have any this week. Can't have any of this week. That's right. What about the waffle mix? Pancake mix? Oh, I still got like 50 pounds of that. We're good.

Speaking of how long can you eat something after it expires? Yeah, I think that's fine. Do you still have the sushi container you tripped on? No, I think the sushi container's gone, sadly. Yeah, that's gone. I still got the bottle of shampoo that I thought was between my ass. We still got that.

Yeah, you gotta cue that one. I got some fuck hats. I got not the Rooster Teeth store bats. I got a few things. I try to keep at least one of everything. How is not the Rooster Teeth store going? Are you still operating that? It's still not a store.

It has continued in that. Yeah, I think I let the domain expire. I think it's just out there now. So someone else could run a not store. I'm trying to think. Do I have anything else? I think that's it. What would you say is your greatest collectible item related to the show?

Oh, I got a signed um signed card from gavin oh yeah what do we what do we sell what was that yeah well one of the bats came the bats the 50 bats yeah yeah i bought one of the black bats and i got a gavin card i don't think i have a black bat i got some stuff i got the uh the thrice to meet you obviously i've got two extra copies of inside on vinyl feel like i definitely have some stuff you definitely do with the last week of the preseason coming to a close the nfl season is right around the corner and i couldn't be more excited there's no better better way to start NFL Week 1 action than with DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NFL. To celebrate the return of football,

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rebecca said it wasn't her oh i was about to find that if anybody has my wrist pocket my pocket promo give it back the gesture was that i gave it to you now gesture back uh you have a cosmic crisp and you're oh i have a Cosmic Crisp. Oh! I have a Cosmic Crisp in my fridge. That reminds me. I got a reply back from the Cosmic Crisp people. Oh, shit.

I wrote that in the past. It's not the best of updates. Oh, dear. They replied, Thank you so much for sharing it, because I sent them some fan art that somebody made in our community of Cosmic Crisp. It was very cool.

Then they said, I will listen to the podcast before the end of the week and I'm super excited to share it with the team. Oh. God. I was told that I should have sent the episode where we discovered the Cosmic Crisp and had a lot of

excitement about there being a new Apple. That would have been the way to go. That was the right move. Well, now we know. I'll let you know if I hear back from them. Never got a reply from Kevin Donovan about us owning the Tuxedo. I have a... Can you imagine being

Kevin Donovan and just randomly receiving these emails from Andrew and he's like, hey, I want you to be on our podcast. And he's like, yeah, maybe. Andrew and he's like, hey, want you to be on our podcast? And he's like, yeah, maybe. And then he's like, what's it about? And he's like, oh, we shit on you a bunch. He's like, okay, never mind. And then like three months later, he's like, hey, I bought your tuxedo from your movie you made.

Before I went on Survive Block Island, I DM'd like three Survivor winners being like, got any tips? Didn't hear back. No replies from any of them. Who did you hit up? I DM'd Tyson, Adam, and Michelle.

I think Michelle Fitzgerald, Adam Klein, and Tyson Apostle. Speaking of Tyson, are you keeping up with the Challenge USA? Yeah, I've wanted to text you about it dude that I just watched the most recent episode well the swimming episode where Tyson had to drag uh that person from Love Island that was is Tyson the greatest reality tv show competitor

of all time that was insane that he won that it was insane well he swam he was like a competitive swimmer in college and he got a college scholarship through swimming they had to do this challenge gav where they're on one boat and they have to jump off a boat and i mean like like a i don't know like an old rusty like like some sort of a work boat it's not a pretty boat it's not a yacht or anything and they have to dive off like maybe 10, 12 feet into the water and they swim 450 feet, I believe, or 450 yards. And then they have to look at a, like a, I don't know, something bobbing in the water and on it as a code, like a numerical code of like 10 digits. Then they have to swim another hundred yards, climb up onto another boat. and then there's a ton of barrels. And on

the top of the barrels, when I say a ton, I mean like 60 barrels. The barrels have different number patterns on the top, and they have to run around and find their pattern, open it up. If they get the wrong one, they have to swim all the way back and start over again. If they get the right one, they take two puzzle pieces or a pile of puzzle pieces, and then they have to start all over again and go back and do it again to find the second barrel and then to retrieve all their puzzle pieces and the guy tyson who you'd know from survivor he uh like the blonde dude with the ponytail who won and was on like three or four times he his partner wasn't a very strong swimmer and so he she just laid back like on her back and he pulled her the entire time and then when they got there she opened up the wrong

barrel so they had to go back to the beginning and do it all over again so he had to do it an extra time and pull her through the entirety of it while swimming and he he still won and beat like 10 other teams it was insane it's a great episode it's a great season it's especially the last few have really uh amped up i'm enjoying it quite a bit there's a dude episode. It's a great season. It's especially the last few have really amped up. I'm enjoying it quite a bit. There's a dude from another dude from Survivor who was an NFL player who had I don't remember his name, but he had like long dreadlocks and he's like a real muscular dude. And he talked about he's like, I'm not the best swimmer in the world, but looking over

while I'm swimming and seeing Tyson swim past me pulling somebody is maybe one of the most depressing things I've ever experienced. He was like, I never felt more like crying in my life. That was Danny. And he was an NFL player. It's one of my favorite reality bits in a long time. Every single episode, he references his wife in some way to what is happening. And it's great.

It doesn't matter what they're doing. Like they'll be in the most recent episode. They had to jump off of a high thing in the water. And he's like my wife kiki and i we went on vacation and she jumped off this big rock so then i had to jump off the big rock so thank you kiki for preparing me for this moment every fucking episode we're like seven episodes in and there's at least one kiki mentioned per episode and it's fantastic it's you almost wonder like, he makes every opportunity he gets on camera to go like, hey, just so y'all know, I love my wife a lot, and she's awesome,

and she's the best, and she's my motivation for everything in life. Just saying that. I haven't said it yet today on camera, so just so you guys know. Yeah, it's one of three things. Either he, as a joke, made an agreement that he would bring his wife,

like him and his wife had a bet of, I bet you I could bring you up every episode. That's happening. Or he just naturally talks about his wife Kiki all the time. Or the people that are interviewing him for those interviews noticed it was a thing and have set him up to do it every episode. Either way, it's great. I'm loving it.

Or fourth, he got in trouble and he's apologizing every chance he can on camera. Just throwing that out there. Just reminding everybody I love my wife. She's the best. I was saying to Gavin, I was trying to get him to watch it, Jeff. A great moment from the season of when every episode they change partners.

Yeah. And so they're getting ready to do this challenge. And before it starts, Tyson is trying to hype up him and his partner and talk about how they're going to win. And he's like, somebody in the house said that they rode 12 miles on a bike once. That's not even a warmup. And then his partner laughed and said, Tyson, I'm the one who said that.

And he like so genuinely looked at them was like, oh shit, you were Alyssa. 12 miles is not even a warmup. It's great. It's a very good season you know I've had problems in the past with like carpet mushrooms and sink mushrooms I forgot but yes I'm always just afraid of like your life is like it follows with mushrooms

yeah I just don't want to die of like inhaling mold so I'm always slightly wary of stuff and i found i had this little canvas lent up against my wall in my office it's like under my desk and i moved it recently and on the skirt i was just like uh-oh that's that looks like water damage looks like water damage. Looks like some rot. So then we had people out checking the roof. Turns out, yeah, there's a hole in the roof. It's just been leaking down into the house.

So the guy was like, yeah, we should probably take a look in the wall. And I guess in my head, I thought, you know, he's just going to drill a little hole and snake a camera in maybe. And I just let him into my office. And he eventually was like yeah no it's all good in the wall it must have been just like a tiny amount of water that's just done that through the wood but there's there's no like pooling water in there there's no there's no real damage so uh yep you're all good and then i went into my office. I'm like, oh, thanks. Thanks for cutting open three different holes. That's not an easy repair. I thought I'd be able to patch it.

Not the way he cut it. It's not. And they're so jank. Like, he didn't even make them square. I don't know what we're going to do with that. I'll tell you one thing you're going to do. You're going to cut more away. You're not fitting in.

Like, the first thing to do, you have to do is make that hole bigger, unfortunately. He's got between three different studs at all the jauntiest angles. And then he stacked up all the pieces like a puzzle next to it. It was like he made his cuts on a teeter-totter, the way they go up and down. There's no reason for it to be that. Why would he do it that way? That's so bad.

So did you get your roof repaired? Yeah. Yeah. That's good. That's sorted out. And I was expecting a much more dire situation. I mean, if you hadn't moved that picture, you would have had them. The only thing saving you hadn't moved that picture, you would have had him.

The only thing saving you, probably the only thing saving you in the world is that it hasn't rained in Texas in 900 days. Yeah. Except that it did rain yesterday a little bit at my house. I don't know if it rained at yours.

These are the puzzle pieces he left me. Those puzzle pieces fit right in the trash and whenever i got into my reality puzzle yeah almost it does it looks like a survivor wars i've always like you know carefully taken off like a yeah i don't like a network panel and i've like been snaking up cables through tiny holes i never thought to just gouge the entire wall open because that would have saved me so much sweat and time. Like, is that an easy fix? What do I do with that?

I mean, it's an easy fix for some people. Yeah, I would hire probably someone to do it. Is this something you want? Is it? And it's not hard. You just going to need to buy wall board and cut cut it well you're gonna have to you're gonna have to straighten that shit out that is a mess first time and then is that thing to the left it that's uh looks like it's covered in insulation is that a pipe or something or is that a two by

four just looks like another stud with insulation foam okay okay so you can you can hammer or screw into that safely yeah okay yeah you could do that that's a that's a cup that's like a two-hour project on a saturday you want me to help you want help you want me to come help you do it that'd be good content i've never done i've never done a patch job that big before but how hard could it be i mean i'm tempted just to put the puzzle pieces back in and just i don't know patch it all back in you could try i mean we could try that first and say save you money and time if you can do that i really want jeff to come over and for you guys to cut more out and then somehow fuck up more and g Gavin's just gonna have to

replace the whole wall like every attempt just incrementally makes it a larger hole is that actually fix the problem is that the back leg of a desk that I'm seeing in the photo yeah that's my I'm sat at that desk now so you're okay so that's under where your feet are yeah okay has

the cat gotten in or any of the cats gotten in there yet yeah yeah they will. Cats will get in your walls. Yeah, I make sure they can't climb up any higher, but there's just tons of other insulation that they can't get past. So that's fine. When I was like 14 or 15,

we're renovating a bathroom and we took out the back of the tub wall and then our cat hopped down the hole and we couldn't get it out so we had to like cut half the other wall open to be able to reach the cat like it just caught it delayed the project by months and made everything so much more expensive because that dumb cat hopped down the smallest hole and just had no way to get out it was impossible it's a disaster i'm glad that your cats are able to get in and out.

Oh, they love a new hole. Yeah. It's one of their favorite things. Yeah. I was kind of worried that there would just be a gap all the way down through the floor that they could fall in,

but there is a floor there, so that's good. Good. Is this on the first floor of your house? Yeah, it's upstairs. That's upstairs. Oh, okay.

And it didn't drip any further down? Nope. You must have caught it really fast. And also benefited from the fact that we're in a tremendous drought. Do you have a fridge, Jeff? Yeah, man. Are you still waiting for your fridge? Did it ever arrive? Well, is

it February of 2023? Okay. I just wanted to check it. No, I don't. I still have a fridge. I still have... I have a fridge that I feel like... Do you know how, like, sometimes you'll look at your... You'll just check to see,

what's my max iPhone battery at now? And you're like, as long as it's over 95%, 96%, I'm still good. I don't need to worry about replacing it, you know? And you'll look, and it'll be like, oh, 98% still. Oh, that's cool.

I've still got a lot of good battery life in this battery. Sometimes, like, when I got rid of my last phone, my battery was like... like it was like your max charge can get to 87 and i was like fuck that i gotta get a new phone uh i uh i assume what the fuck was i talking about new fridge oh yeah my Oh, yeah, my fridge, if I could check. God damn, man, I'm getting dumb. My fridge, I would estimate the max capacity, if it were an iPhone battery, would be at like 78% right now. In like cooling ability? Yeah, just like functionality.

And I would say it was probably like in the 80s earlier this year. So I'm thinking by the end of the year, it might be in the high 60s. I can feel it dying a little bit every day. I'm just hoping against hope that it doesn't die until February. How many percent a month do you think you're losing? I think I'm losing 2% or 3% a month right now. Okay. And what are you currently at?

I think I'm losing two two or three percent a month right now okay and what are you currently at i think i'm in the 70s i think i was i think i was probably in the high 80s when this whole thing started and then i think you know what fuck dude maybe i'm in the low 70s right now yeah i think i'm being too optimistic i think i'm in the low 70s right now and i could dip into the 60s before the summer's over andrew what percentage a month do your ankles lose? Right now we're flying at a steady 100% and we're going to keep it that way until... Oh, like with COVID you're at 100. That's pretty impressive. Yeah, well something always has to be wrong

so I think it's been a trade-off. We went upper body instead of lower body. Dude, the second you get over that COVID, you're going to get jock itch. Watch out. Oh, I hope not. That would be... That sounds terrible. Does this help you come to the US any sooner, having COVID now?

No. Oh. Not really. You'll be like super immune for a while. Yeah, I guess. Some natural immunity for a bit. Yeah, the best time for you to come would be like next week, probably. I don't...

I think I would go to the US time for you to come would be like next week probably i don't there's i think i would go to the u.s either for like a scheduled event or it would be completely unannounced and i just do it who are you hiding from nobody i just i think i think i think it would be funny to record one of these in texas without telling you guys and not just to be like like, hey, last week I was in Austin recording. No, I don't think I'd do that. I think I'd want to spend time with both of you and everyone else here. Why do you want to hide from us and not mention it?

Well, no, I think it would be funny to do it though within the context of a bit of an episode. Reveal at the end, then obviously spend time. If I'm there, probably like a week. So just one day, I'd schedule it so like on a Thursday would be one day i'd schedule it so like on a thursday would be like day one how are you coming here first or we go in there first that's i i don't know let me ask you like you were coming in november let me ask you a question

andrew how are you at patching drywall uh maybe maybe i'm a savant at it we don't know i've never done it probably not good probably terrible i'd love to hire you for a job i have i think i could do okay so if i was so let me look at this whole how i would solve this problem not knowing anything what i would need i would need uh some glue i would need some nails i would need paint and i would need another wall what are you doing or glue he's gonna glue the puzzle back together or yeah so initially i thought maybe i glue but then i realized with nails you brought up a great point i could nail maybe i just need wood okay so i get wood i nail

between slats right make it solid how do i make a wall okay can i craft the wall you sound like someone who's shopping from the end caps of Home Depot. You know what fucking sucks about this? Looking at it a little closer. He's cut, or they, they have cut two, and I think, I suspect in some spots, below your floorboard there. So that's probably going to have to come off.

The skirt and cord, yeah. Yeah, to repair this. And that's fucking annoying. And above that the skirt and cord yeah yeah to repair this and that's fucking annoying and above that I like that he's just gouged a line where he clearly went up a bit too high yeah oh yeah yeah you can see where his skill saw kept going yeah I think if I

had to repair this realistically I would just put a larger piece of wood over it and then paint it to look like something else I would just fully cover larger piece of wood over it and then paint it to look like something else. I would just fully cover the wall. Yeah. This doesn't look like he's used any sort of power tool to me. It just looks like he's got a handheld drywall saw

and just gone absolutely apeshit. Not tried to make any corners. I think... How committed are you to fixing this yourself versus paying to get somebody to do it for you? I mean, I like doing stuff myself. I just wouldn't really know where to start with this. All right.

I don't need skills. I'm telling you, man, I am more than happy to come over this weekend and figure this out. How hard can it be? I've patched walls before. You're going to need, we're gonna need uh

some probably some new wall board we're gonna need some of that mesh uh that you put uh that you then like apply like joint compound to and then we'll need the um uh the sandpaper that you wrap around the stone or let that the rubber thing to smooth it out and then we'll just need primer and whatever color paint you have. We can do that. No glue? No, I think we're going to be okay without glue. I think we'll be fine. And I don't think we'll use any nails either. I think we'll probably use screws.

Well, you guys figure that out. I will draw step by step how I would fix this and I'll send it to you just in case you have any issues. That would be much appreciated. And we can only follow your instructions. Now that is a recipe for a great bit for F*** Face, if you're willing to let that happen to your house, Gavin.

Either way, we've got content, because even if I do hire some guy to fix this, we can keep all the pieces of wall for the museum. That's true. I hope you'll get creative with your solutions, Andrew, to give us a more fun and robust experience trying to fix this wall. What about a staple gun?

Nail gun. That could be good. Yeah, we could use a nail gun. You know what else we could do, Gav? Yeah. We've got your wall opened up. We could put in something into your wall for somebody a time

capsule little time capsule yeah a little load of old razor face time capsule oh my god yeah we just put in a bunch of razor blades from 2022 and people rip over the wall be like this wasn't even a bathroom i like the idea of the face time caps are there. That should definitely go somewhere. Yeah. In your wall. Or in the bean hole. Or in the bean hole.

That's true. Oh, that reminds me. Eric said we should start wrapping up. I had an idea yesterday when I was looking at the pictures Eric took from the doesn't do shoot. It got me thinking, should we make an end of the year like 2022 face yearbook kind of like high school with like funny like photos from throughout the year and funny moments it would essentially be like the plused up version of the zine we never made yeah that'd be kind of cool right like a year yeah a year in review year and a year and a like a memories book

of like of the last year fuck face and would we is that just like a single item or is that something we make and sell i think we'd sell it yeah we would make it and print it and sell it and then you could get you could we could autograph each other's books and give each other oh that's the sweet we could put in the the current face shirt that's for sale too yeah that's true but only in extra medium you'd, like, hey, really had a really had a fun time with you at a place in this year, Andrew, and really, really excited that things are going so well with your ankles. Good luck next year. See you in 2023.

You know, can the next shirt we sell just have XM in the collar? It's not a real thing. So, no, that's for medium. Large. What you're looking for is an l yeah he's wrong he's not he's so right i'm very right it's weird it's weird because you're what is the gap between medium to large what are we working i bet you there's room for an extra medium i need to draw a die if there is room for if there's room for an extra medium. I need to draw a diagram. If there's room for an extra medium, it would be larger than a medium and smaller than a large,

and it would not be what Gavin's asking for. What do you mean? I searched shirt sizes, chest in inches, medium 38-inch to 40-inch, large 41 to 43. So you're looking at like a 40.5 would be an extra medium that's a millennium i'm making a diagram here okay wait what's the sigh i'm excited for the diagram no i'm jazzed that was a sigh of excitement that was i've never heard a less genuine i was i was i'm excited jazz so this is gonna be gonna draw a fucking diagram to show us all how you're wrong

i mean what are you gonna draw just a shirt and then another shirt like i could draw it too gabby yeah draw draw extra medium i will okay how do i okay. How do I make the pencil thick? Yeah, getting this bit. Please don't cut any of this out, Nick. Yeah, make sure this is gold. This is the good stuff. I'm jazzed about this, so let's keep it as cool. Taking a photo?

So, Eric, while they're drawing, to get ready for face today, I didn't have anything planned. And so I thought real fast, I just looked up wacky baseball facts. And I found like 35 insane baseball facts. And here's one, a lot of it's stuff we already know, and a lot of it's stuff that's not super interesting.

But here's one that I was not aware of. Let me see if you've heard of. In the mid-1800s, you could get out or be put out while running between the bases by having the ball thrown directly at you yeah thrown at you 1880s baseball was you an out would be off of one bounce like when hit to like the outfield but also you could hit one of the runners with the baseball yeah they would be out it's pretty cool it was they changed it in the mid-1800s uh and players were resistant to the change which by the way getting hit by

somebody just fucking bean in the ball like you did not to throw and knock you out it was called patching and uh and uh players didn't want to get rid of it because they considered it an important and masculine part of the game well a thing they used to do also was uh you could call for where you wanted the ball to be pitched to you you could ask for it high or low and then what happened was i think the uh i think babe ruth and the rest of murderers row went give it to me high and crushed a million home runs. And they went, well, this rule is different now. So that rule changed. Crazy, right?

That's pretty crazy. Did you know that during World War II, the United States military designed grenades to be the size and weight of baseballs since every young American man should be able to properly throw it? Isn't that cool?

That's really cool. That makes sense. I think that's great. That's really cool. I think that's awesome. I think that's pretty. That's really cool. I think that's awesome. I think that's pretty neat too. Is that why we won the war? I would assume so.

It would have ended a lot quicker if Jeff was out there throwing 80 mile per hour grenades. Yeah. I'll throw an 80 mile per hour ball right around the time you do a marathon. How about that? This is Gavin's

drawing an incredibly detailed drawing, I assume. Well, I'm just waiting for Microsoft Paint to unfreeze again. Every time I save it, it freezes for about a minute. I'm long done with the drawing. Andrew just drew a rectangle.

Oh, that's the tag on the shirt. 40.5, extra medium. I like that. That's way tag on the inside of the shirt oh that's the tag on the shirt 40.5 extra medium em okay i like that very clear that's that's way better that's way better way better than the nails you drew earlier all right now tweet and say what did i draw plungers jeff i still uh did i freeze yet you take a picture on your phone or something i mean it's eventually gonna save well that's will it oh oh here we computer can't handle MS Paint I bet your computer would catch on fire if you tried to play Free Cell

I think I won hey guys, all yours I don't have anything to say about that that's what XM would be okay okay okay for the audience who may not be able to see this That's where XM would be. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. For the audience who may not be able to see this, he has denoted the following sizes in this order. Extra small. Small. Medium. Extra medium. Medium again.

Large. Extra large. I am a little confused by going from medium to extra medium back to medium. If it's extra medium, it couldn't be more medium. So that means the other variants of medium have to be on either side of it. There's literally one more on the right of extra medium that is more medium. You are, if its scale is increasing, then it could not be more medium. Extra small isn't more small.

It's smaller than small. Extra large is more large. Extra medium is more medium. You can't, you, what you're doing is you're flying in the, I understand that extra small and extra large are, are polar opposites,

right? Like they, they flip the script on that. It's weird. Like extra small, smaller than small, but extra large is larger than large. I get that.

That's confusing, but you can't take the, you can't take the best of both and cram them together and have medium, extra medium, medium again. They're all the same fucking size, man. I think that's the marketing slogan for

extra medium the best of both that's why there's only one black line below medium but my point is is the extra medium is not large from now on on the store do we have to sell small extra medium and large we don't sell regular mediums anymore we sell extra i think they should all be extra medium whatever that means to whoever's buying this and then we just get people mad because it's actually just medium and not a larger medium if you were buying if you wanted extra medium and you got medium you cannot be disappointed there i think all you've showed is disappointment that's all i felt looking at this thing this is the face of disappointment. If you had to put it anywhere on that scale,

where else would you put it other than there? I have no answer. Eric's saying it would be under large. It would be before large. I'd put it above medium. I'd go medium and extra medium in the space before large. Yeah, you get it.

Well, first off, you get to give it a 40.5. There's no need for two mediums and an extra medium. You got a medium and an extra medium. It's a 4.5. 40.5. Oh my God. Why do we have three mediums? There's one medium. He

put medium on there twice and is saying there's one medium. He's referring to the hash marks he drew, but he couldn't have created a more confusing document. There's got to be one person who agrees with me, but that's where that should go on the scale. I'm sure out of seven and a half billion people on Earth, there is one person who will agree with you, yeah.

And I bet we could find that person if we looked hard enough. Job done. All right. That makes sense. I kind of just wanted to give Eric a headache for the end of the episode. Mission accomplished, buddy.

Absolutely. 100%. Goddamn nailed it. Yep. Look at how he drew two lines for small and two lines for large and one line for medium, but three let like, fuck this. Yeah. It's, it's absolutely insane.

All kinds of Andrew levels of fucking. Absolutely. Hey, Gavin, you're the Andrew of this episode. I can't believe you did this. Call you Greg Jr. All right. Well there you go. You probably you

probably made it to the end of this. Maybe you didn't if you didn't and you don't hear this so it doesn't matter. But those of you that are listening to this I

applaud you. Thank you. You are you. Heroes don't wear capes. That's clear. Maybe listen again next time. It'll be episode 119

I don't know that doesn't reference that's it means nothing but other than it'll be one after this one and one before episode 120 the extra medium conversation wasn't even in this episode hey guys superfan jack here with a look at next week's episode of face

Jeff's bedroom is on the death star it's hot hot pot without Gavin. Town Lake flooded. The jock itch won't go away. Canadian end caps are huge. Extra medium is not a thing. What the hell is Marge? And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.