F**kface - A Greatest Hits of Geoff's Misery // Andrew's Camera Roll Displayed for His Mom [120]

Episode Date: September 14, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's bad ankles, Geoff's continued problems are relentless, car wreck guestbook, Does It Do?, How It Do?, Go Go Now tattoo, Andrew's Mom's TV camera roll intrusion, Gavin's ass bruise, Geoff wants to downhill mountain bike, accordian arm, and Andrew's new burger confidence gamerscore bet. This episode is sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/FACE) Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face), and Honey (http://joinhoney.com/FACE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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My name is Jeff Ramsey. With me, as always, Gavin Free, Andrew Panton. First off, I'm just going to get it out of the way right now. Fuck my life and fuck my body. How are you guys doing? Mine too, dude. Oh, gee. How am I the most healthy one of the three? This has never happened. This is a rare event. Are you at 100%

right now? Yeah, I feel pretty good. How's your ankle? 100%. Still 100? Fuck. So it's it's it your ankle is that you could walk a marathon i could potentially hypothetically but as we said i'm enjoying this 100 lifestyle for a little bit ask me the same question gavin how are you doing man how's your what percentage are you specifically ask about my ankles gavin how are your ankles? About 50%. What happened? I think it was like two weeks ago, Eric said I was the Andrew of that podcast. Probably in the extra medium bullshit. Yeah.

I am definitely the Andrew of, I have bad ankles. Oh no. Well, at 50%, would you say your ankles are extra medium? I'd say they couldn't get more medium than that. Man, listen, before we get off off on an aside the extra medium thing really blew up in a way i did not anticipate god damn man i have never seen nothing nothing but extra medium shit for the last week a couple days of my life i've never seen so many regulation listeners turn in their comment lever cards i i had people saying they were becoming

comment levers just for this conversation i saw people responding to those people who became comment levers just for that it was like an infection this is like man this this might be the most commented thing since since maybe the pencil or condiments it's been wild but gavin why are your ankles at 50 means you Means you're in a cast, maybe. What's going on? Well, I'm getting the hockey teeth in my wall fixed. I had to move my desk. But the desk is really heavy, like without anything on it.

And also, I didn't want to take everything off it. So I just thought, you know, I'll lift up one side, sort of shimmy it around, lift up the other side. Keep doing that a few times. And I did one side, the side without, you know, just has like a printer on that side of the legs. The other side has like a big hard drive, the big server thing, a big RAID and my PC. So I thought, oh, this one's going to be a bit more serious.

And I gave it a few little test lifts. I was like, OK, I think my arms and back can take it. Here we go. And I just hoisted the whole thing up. Instead of lifting the table up, I sank down about two inches as both of my ankles rolled. And I just ended up just like twisted out was just like, oh, I just didn't ever consider my ankles to be the point of failure. And I think it's to do with the fact that I'm still, you know, I'm still recovering

from the pelvic injury from does it do. So I maybe wasn't stood as straight as I usually am and I just I did not expect to go downwards and then and I ended up just rolling around on the floor once again contemplating my age and career choices can you But, you know, it kind of hurts to, like, I've still gone walks and stuff, but it just, it starts hurting sooner. I just need, like, an MOT. I just need a look over from a doctor. I need x-rays.

Does one side hurt more than the other? Is one ankle worse than the other ankle? No, it's a pretty even pop across both. Wow. Is it a pop? Instead of, I think instead of, instead of going down to a zero percent on one ankle like breaking it it just split the damage across both so i'm just a half when i i think you're saying

the word pop for effect but when you say it i feel like i heard like come out of yeah it was the probably the most bone cracks i've heard oh from my body ever because it was both ankles at the same time. It was deafening. These hockey teeth are troubling me and I'll tell you why. I tried really hard as a friend to help this process. I just got the impression you didn't want my help or my

presence at any point. I could have helped you move this table, man. I spent four hours moving back into my bedroom last night. I can do it. Yeah, and I thought it'd be really fun to try and fix the wall but then i realized that the people who hacked it to pieces were more than happy to repair it so i thought oh i might as well take the free repair oh yeah yeah that makes sense i just had to move my desk and uh in the end uh after about eight hours of not being able to walk good, I came back to my desk, I took everything off it, and I moved it with great ease.

Fantastic. So I'm trying to, I'm visualizing, I don't know, do you remember in old wrestling games, in like the top left corner, there's the outline of the human body, and as areas get hurt more, it becomes like increasingly red? So right now, I'm just seeing you with like deep red ankles. Is that the only

issue where else on the body because it sounds like you both are in trouble imagine that what happened to Gavin what happened to both of you we're here Gavin started talking do you think it's the new restarted oh you caught him anymore oh my god you're, you're back. No, you're back. You stopped talking. We're a Technical Difficulties podcast. We were just talking about this. No, we're not. We're not a Technical Difficulties podcast. Yeah, I said, what I said was, what did I say?

Oh, I said, yeah, imagine you're playing Doom and my ankles are the Doom guy and they both have nosebleeds. I said something like that. Okay. It's a wild visual. Okay. Oh, I see. There's a screen.

The old Doom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the health. I get it. Okay, I understood. Dude, I want to get sort of like, you got to sort of knock it visual. Okay. Oh, I see. There's a screen. The old Doom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. Okay, I understood. When he gets all knackered up. Yeah. I'm sure my original delivery was better than me trying to remember what I just said.

No, but what about your upper? Because you had the other injuries from before. So we got like a yellow midsection. What's going on on the rest of the scale? Yeah, I see an amber on the left hip. I'm probably at 80%. Oh, yeah, Pip-Boy. So I'd say, yeah, both ankles crippled,

and left hip's just got like half a bar. Okay, how about you, Jeff? What's going on with you? Well, mine's a whole thing. I feel like we're running through a greatest hits of Jeff's misery in the last week. I don't know.

I was talking about this with Eric the other day. Well, first off, I think i had just had the bike wreck after when i saw you guys last time and when we recorded last time i was apparently running on adrenaline uh and the excitement of having a story to tell everything went downhill pretty much from from that night on i don't remember what the situation what the living arrangements were at that point, but there's just been a confluence of just fucking myself right in the butthole. Well, what was it that Eric wrote on Slack?

Yeah, that was the big turn because before last time when we left off, there was discussion around that you were going to hit a bunch of baseballs tomorrow morning. Yeah, that's not happening. Yeah, this was on the 26th of August. Eric in the face Slack wrote,

hey, after seeing Jeff today, there's no way we're hitting baseballs next Friday. Yeah, well. Which is tomorrow now. I'm walking again, so that's good. That's your status update is that you were walking again? Yeah, I'm walking again fairly well. I don't think i'm

hitting baseballs or anything um we'll just go from there so from the bike wreck uh the ankle it turns out it was very very sprained and that was real bad um the knee scabbed up real hard and do you guys ever um i don't know if you were scabby boys when you were growing up but i always i was always falling into something and getting covered in scabs. And you know how when you get a scab on an elbow or a knee when you're a kid, and then if you get up or sit down too fast or bend your arm too fast, it cracks the scab in half? Yeah. I'm doing that a couple times a day right now. And so it just feels like it's never going to end.

And it's just like any time I move, the scabab on my knee cracks and it's excruciating and so the whole left side of my body's pretty sore um i don't know if it's gavin sore but it's pretty fucking sore um it was compounded by the fact that i don't know if this had happened yet but you know i was having having the dudes come in and work on the house uh fixing up the bedroom and uh i may have even made a joke about how I thought it was going to take like two days and it was probably going to take much longer. Well, I moved back into my bedroom last night, which was wonderful.

But I underestimated how difficult my life would be being kicked out of my own bedroom for a week. Not able to go in at all. Because it was like a clean room because they were having to de-texture the ceiling and then re-tape and float and put the whatever the shit on the ceiling is to smooth it out and it took i mean they were fucking working till like seven eight nine ten midnight night for last every night and um they just i just didn't have access to my bedroom

which means i didn't have access to my closet i which means I didn't have access to my closet. I wasn't ready for that. I didn't know when the first guy walked in and said, Hey, what's up? I'm Dave. I got muscles and tattoos, and I'm going to put the trim on your wall. I didn't know that from that point on, I would have no access to my clothes or anything I owned, really. And so I have been living in one pair of shorts, two pairs of underwear, a pair of socks, and three shirts that I just happened to have in my laundry. But you couldn't just

nip in there? Well, no. My closet was boarded up. The whole room was taped off very heavily because they did the walls first and then the ceiling. It's all been ceiling work since. It was all taped off in a way

and then the scaffolding and stuff, which is very heavy, it's pushed against it. So I could nip into the room, but I couldn't buy myself, move the scaffolding or any of that stuff. And so I've just been, I've been,

I've been living like that for a week, just doing laundry every night, which is fine. I can live with that. But that nip to target and get a few sets of undies. Yeah. Jeff is maybe the funniest person to have this happen to you because you have a fucking clothing line you have a whole

extensive shirt collection i don't based around you i gotta start making underwear i gotta start making underwear i have tons of clothes i just didn't have access to them uh but i but i did have some stuff in the dirty clothes so i made it work i make i improvise i make it work it's fine i adapt i overcome i was in the military i know how to do it uh but that that like not having access to your stuff also this is gonna sound really lame but i have two stress relievers in my life right now that i don't drink i have bicycles out of the question there's no way i can't get on my bike right now so my backup is baseball cards right i play i i when i get stressed out i organize my baseball cards i i i sleeve stuff all locked up in the closet no access to any any

of that shit it was all in the closet with the clothes right oh no so i just had no no way to like relieve stress sat friday saturday i was in bed i could barely i couldn't really really get out i had to have my leg elevated it was swollen uh so my whole weekend was basically fucked and then bed i don't know if i i don't know if this had happened yet but we had to move my king-size mattress and everything our bed into the library it was the only room in the house we could fit it which is a much you know the shelf room as well right oh yeah yeah well i found out that uh first off the hot this side of the house is unbearably hot uh the air conditioner doesn't work for shit over here. And I knew that.

I knew that because they had told me that, and they told me it was unfixable because of the way my ceiling is built without ripping out my whole ceiling. And now that I have ripped out a ceiling, I have no desire to do that again anytime soon, let me tell you. But I hadn't experienced it. But now I spend a week living on a mattress on the floor like I'm in college again, where I have to very carefully get out of my side because one inch away from the bed

is this desk and this chair and all of this equipment. And I sprained my ankle three or four more times just trying to get up to pee in the middle of the night, trying to get through the jenga of this room. So I was in a box, incredibly uncomfortable. Another thing you don't think about when you displace yourself in your own home and have complete strangers in your house,

half of your house for eight to 12 hours a day every day, for some reason, every spot in this house that I could stand or sit or occupy space in has a direct line view to those guys. I was what? Not that they were watching me. Just like every time I turn around, no matter what room I'm in, they can see me and I can see them.

And it's just really discombobulating to feel like even though those guys don't give a fuck about me, they're busy doing their job. But just to feel like every time I turn around, there's dudes I can see people, like a window away from me. And there was nothing I could do about it. So I just felt, I felt like I was in a fishbowl for a fucking week. Then night before last,

God damn, I was fucking done with it, you know? And the guys were like, the guys were like, it's going to take another day to do the seal, to finish the ceiling. It's taking longer than we thought. And Emily was like,

no, get it done tonight. We got the painter coming in tomorrow. That's a whole other thing. The guy that does the trim doesn't do paint. The guy that does the ceiling paints the ceiling, but doesn't paint trim. So we got to bring in another guy who paints trim. I'm pretty sure I'm in some sort of a scam, but whatever. It's fine.

You do what you got to do in Austin to get people into your house to fix stuff because every house in Austin is under construction. And if anybody that's been in Austin and has driven through one block of a neighborhood can see that every house in Austin is under construction right now. These were like the 20th people we tried to get to

even come in to do this job. So it's like, fuck it, whatever. We'll hire a third guy to paint the trim. And thank God he did because he was lovely and a Boston Celtics fan. But anyway, so I was ready to go to bed at like nine o'clock night before last. And we have these giant picture windows in the library that look right into the picture windows in the bedroom. And those guys, Emily wouldn't let them leave until they finished. They didn't finish till after midnight. And so I just, and I couldn't like, I'm not going to lay in my bed in front of them and try to go to sleep.

So I was kept awake, which really sucked too. So I've just been like, I guess you would describe it as depressed. I don't know. Emily made sure I saw my therapist this week.

She said I wasn't doing well. But that's not all the bad stuff. So all that has just been put, that's put me in a state the jock itch persists oh no it got so bad I contacted the doctor this morning

and I'm like listen I tried two different rounds of pills with you guys two different kinds of creams I'm still getting cream as a matter of fact I ran out of the cream you gave me but I had a refill so I just filled it myself and kept going I'm trying to be. As a matter of fact, I ran out of the cream you gave me, but I had a refill. So I just filled it myself and kept going. I'm trying to be patient with this thing,

but like, is there what, like what else can we do? And they were like, keep at it, put more cream on. Oh, no.

Did you tell them it might be some sort of virus from the lake? I mean, I went there and physically showed it to him. The doctor looked at it and he goes, yeah, that's jock itch. That's tinea, as it's called. But they're kicking my itch can down the road. So I'm pretty like, the left side of my

body is inflamed and exhausted, and every time I stand up or sit down, I crack a scab and yellow pus drips out, and then it has to leave for me. And it's just brutal. And then the right side of my body Oh, Jesus. And it's just brutal. And then the right side of my body is on fire. And so I'm just incredibly uncomfortable in my own skin. And then last night, we moved back into the room.

And it was like four hours of lifting heavy furniture. And so today, I woke up to just every bit of arthritis in my body was mad at me. And so I could barely stand because of my spine. It just fucking sucked. arthritis in my body was mad at me and so like i could barely stand because of my spine it just fucking sucked and uh emily says she can tell when i'm not doing well because she'll walk in the room and i just have my head in my hands and i don't realize i'm doing that but oh my god she said that every time she walks in her room i have my head in my hands which is why she was like be sure to go to therapy this weekend talk about this so i did um but all that that's out of all that you know we've got Jeff's body

falling apart, bike wreck. What would be one other classic thing that happens to me that we could throw into the mix? House is clearly an issue. I'll let you guess

real quickly, and then if nobody's going to get it, I'll just... A baseball card fire. Baseball card fire? That's never happened. The fridge that you're

not going to get a replacement for. Fridge is a great one. I picked up Millie from school Monday. We needed to go to the grocery store. And so I'm like, okay. So head up to the grocery store. Stop at the stoplight before the grocery store.

Bam! Rear-ended. Come on. Bam! Rear-ended. I got fucking rear-ended. Less than a month after I got my car back from when I fucked it up, and then they took it to get it certified, and then they got into an accident,

I get rear-ended again, which is still less than like six months from when Millie got rear-ended. My car's been in three accidents this year. What does everyone have against my car? I have no I fucking D-ed, dude. I mean, my car's drivable, but it D you, dude. I mean, my car's drivable, but it's all fucked up in the back, and I gotta go through this process again, where the only place that'll fix

my kind of car, they still get certified by BMW, is 40 minutes away, and you gotta go down there and take the car to them, and then they'll evaluate it, and then they won't let you leave it there, then you gotta go back home and wait two weeks for the debate i'm in that process again and i was so fucking excited to be done and have

a fucking healthy car again to now immediately be starting at scratch all over again i still haven't even been able to still going through insurance i still haven't even been able to take it to get evaluated to see how much it's going to cost to repair. I'm so fucking done with this life. Oh my God. That is an endless stream of shit. This might be the worst week ever on face that we've heard from you.

It's like Groundhog's Day, man. I just, I don't know. I don't know. And I'll be honest with you. There's a little bit of joy in hearing your misery, Gav. And it probably would have felt a little better if andrew had something bad happen too because then it's like you know misery loves company yeah i'm a i'm a pretty miserable guy but uh god now i'm just imagining you in the front seat of your smashed in car with your head in your heads yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm just like did it hurt uh no i was it was i mean i had a headache or millie had

a headache i had a sore neck but but it was fine was this something that was nothing twat on their phone no i felt so bad it was one of like i'm pretty sure it was one of millie's high school classmates she was a kid she was she was really sweet and terrified and i felt bad for her i ended up trying to comfort her i'm like listen this is your first accident and she's like and i'm like is it your car your parents car she's like it's my car my parents pay for it i'm like that's okay and then she's like you know i'm like are you you're not hurt i'm not hurt we can both drive away this is like if you're gonna get into an accident this is the first accident to get yeah don't worry my car gets rear-ended once a month this happens to me six seven times a year apparently so yeah sign sign my book of people who rear-ended once a month this happens to me six seven times a year apparently so

yeah sign sign my book of people who rear-ended me this year yeah uh this is my car wreck book yeah just like read a little note maybe you know so that i'm i'm i'm feeling i'll be honest with you guys i'm feeling kind of defeated right now i love the idea of like a hotel guest book for your car and everyone it's just like a bunch of blank lines and you just get people to sign in every time they hit you i think it's a problem of space though there's no book big enough that can fit the volume that jeff gets hit we're gonna constantly be needing new paper all these dates and names there are demolition derby vehicles that have had less impact than your car, Gavin.

It is ridiculous. My car has been hit through no fault of its own three times this year. Three fucking times this year. How is that possible? That's a lot. That's an excessive amount. Yeah, it's like we're magnetized to assholes. So anyway.

That sucks. That's my update. So to putized to assholes. So anyway. That sucks. That's my update. So to put a positive spin, you're back in your room. Yeah, I slept in my own bedroom last night. It was wonderful. And the room is fucking gorgeous. I'll send you guys a picture. It looks like you'll love to see it.

Let's see a picture, like a post-shelf picture. Yeah, here you go. Let me see if I took any. I did. Okay, here. Oh, that looks so cool. Yeah, that's worth it. Is that the best picture that Jeff has ever taken?

It looks like, honestly, a photo of a five-star hotel room. But that is like the executive suite. Yeah. Did you take that photo? I did. I did. I did. Wow.

That's what happens when I try to take a photo. I will say I'm genuinely impressed by your photo taking skills here. That's an incredible photo. It's a great photo. It's a wide lens? Yeah, it's on the 0.5 or whatever. The only thing is I didn't take the laundry off the little bench in front of the bed

before I took it. So it's got you see some dirty laundry there. But I was just excited to have laundry. Anyway, so that's what my bedroom looks like. I don't know if you can really see the stuff on the walls, but it's all like painted the same color. The ceiling's painted the same color.

Yeah. It is worth it. It is worth it worth oh it's totally it's totally worth it i'm scrolling up to the the photo you took before it looks like an entirely different room it's amazing how much those choices you did made i'm real jazzed awesome yeah it looks great thank you so much uh and thank you to the fleet of people that are required to do that. Like the seven different companies or whatever we had to hire. Yeah,

I mean, you know, that part's nice. At least now I'm convalescing in my bed and my space. And I do appreciate that. Also,

man, this fucking, I, first off, a lot of people approaching me this week telling us we owe Andrew's mom an apology. We record these pretty far in advance, FYI.

We had already recorded the follow-up episode to this when last week's episode hit, the Extra Medium and the NCAP episode hit. So Andrew and I both had already changed our minds and agreed with Gavin in the previous... The audience hasn't even heard the episode yet. And we've definitely apologized to Andrew's mom at this point. Boy, we're getting hammered pretty hard.

And also, it turns out nobody agreed with us. Everybody's on Gavin's side. Almost everybody is on Gavin's side. Someone came up with their own grid, just from my description, and it's pretty much the exact same as mine, except vertical. And it looks nicer. Yeah. Eric, you must be livid. Yeah, Gavin, gotta say

I'm not thrilled. I mean, it's really shocking when you're right, you know you're right, and then you have to, like like really put into perspective how many people can be wrong in the world at one time uh it's really kind of sad i feel sad for them uh frankly embarrassed for them that they would be this wrong um i think that's really kind of what it boils down to is uh you know you you got to get out there and do your best every day.

You know, it's a team effort. And, you know, it's not an individual thing. It's just, you know, you can't let the chatter get to you. You have to go out and just play the game the best that you can and do what you can every time. But have you thought about maybe just opening the mind, maybe seeing what all the fuss is about? Yeah, yeah. Again, Gavin, it's like I said, you got to get out there

and you can't let the naysayers and detractors get at you. You know, you got to go out there and do what you know is best and do what you believe in your heart and just play the game you know how. I think that's the important part. By the way, last week you were saying how, because we obviously threw this in the merch chat for discussion,

and you were saying that the only person who agreed with me in there was Maxi. Right. But that actually wasn't the case. Right. It's pretty sad to see, you know, again, I got to go out and say it's pretty sad to see how many people are wrong, how many people you've respected in your life. And again, there's a lot of chatter, and there's a lot of people saying a lot of things but it's not

up to them uh you know it's um it's just uh frankly it's tough it's tough when you think that uh everyone's got your best interests at heart and they don't and uh they're wrong the whole time so it's pretty rough sometimes sometimes it happens with your own family like when your wife says so what's this extra medium thing? And then you explain it and she goes, no. And now you're betrayed, you know, just on like a marital level. So it's difficult. What we skipped by in the merch chat last week was we said that Maxie agreed with me, of course. But also, Tony wrote, extra medium, I guess, would be mathematically

exactly the measurement between small and large. Right, yeah, and he'd be wrong about that, which is really, like, the tough part of the whole thing, you know what I mean? Is that, you know, this is what happens. Leave it up to, yeah, that's the thing. We like Tony, and it's really hard just to see him be that wrong uh the whole time especially from a merch

standpoint you know what i mean like this is the guy we're trusting with the face with the face brand yeah you know what you know what's great about this conversation we've had it four times no it's it gives me a unique perspective of this is what it must have been like to listen to me say i never said i would eat a pencil is what just happened to watch somebody just be so clearly wrong and everybody being against it but an unwillingness to move in the slightest this has been a great exercise for me what a what a crazy time that was i in your defense eric can i say in commiseration and i've said this before and i'll say it again I feel dirty

I don't I don't like I don't like what's happened I don't like that my opinion has changed I feel like there's something wrong in me that makes me agree with Gavin and I don't I don't respect Gavin or his opinion so it's really it's like it's it sucks

dude it's like there's an like I'm not doing good internally just trying to trying to get over this i get what you're saying that it's like on a personal level you know now just imagine that's just like a million fold where you just have to see that in everyone else and just and you're embarrassed frankly for all of those people and it's it's really sad for them to live in a world where that's what they think extra medium is. Nick said this is Eric's pencil, but he doesn't have to eat a shirt. It's true.

I never committed to eating anything. And I think that's probably what's going to let me off here. It sounds as though if I'd have asked anyone else at the company for an extra medium, I would have been given a medium. So I really, you know, unlucked out with who i asked and i think that's the solace that i have in all of this is that people go right but it's gavin why did he ask that way and i'm like right no i understand oh man speaking of does it do i guess it's come out at this point i hope yes it is we'll have the the premiere will have been i mean at the point of this recording, it's tomorrow, but, um, it'll, the first two episodes will be out by the time

this episode is out. Um, so we'll take a break and then record some more. We had a great meeting to come up with like the rest of the season, like a great meeting about that. So I'm excited to do more. Does it do? Yeah, it was, it felt like maybe a preview of what office day is going to be like tomorrow because tomorrow's our first office day as well. And it was me, Eric and Andrew. Gavin didn't show for some reason,

but we went through, it was on your calendar, I assume. When was that? Tuesday, we did the meeting. It was Tuesday from one to two. It was on his calendar. Yeah, we talked about it in the last recording.

We scheduled it and everything. You were there. But it it was like it was like one of the most fruitful meetings we've ever had we went through all the products for the rest of the season and we came up with all the props and all the tests and everything and i'm i'm i was excited about does it do before just with the idea of when i came up with it and then i was really excited after we filmed the first two episodes uh more so episode two than one, except that two was stronger. But I'm way more excited now because the stuff that we were coming up with together

was so much better. It was so funny. I'm really excited to get back in there and film again. So that meeting has haunted me in an unexpected way, Jeff. I talked to Gavin that evening. Okay. And I talked to him about the meeting. And I said, we had a meeting today. We're talking about things

for the show. How it do? And then he corrected me. And I was so embarrassed. And I'm still living in that embarrassment. I haven't stopped thinking about the fact that I said how it do as the show named it. Yeah, that's the question you ask after does it do comes up show named it yeah that's the question you ask off the does it do

comes out yeah yeah oh it was so bad i feel so bad about it what was going on with your brain there i don't know maybe i think there's a graphic in the first one or how it works me i don't know it was just my brain was somewhere else yeah i don't know i don't know where it was but it was bad it was an embarrassing moment that i haven't been able to stop thinking about how it do well i haven't thought about it since 10 seconds after you said it but i'm glad it's been a while yeah it's i knew i know it's one of those. Literally, it's all I've been thinking about for two days constantly. How it do? What an idiot.

So tomorrow is our is our office day. First office day. Is everybody gonna show up? Or is everybody gonna be there? What time is that? I mean, right now we were gonna hit baseballs from 10 to 12, but now we're not. So we can just move it and go noon to four or we can do 11 to four. I mean, we have we have like some space to play. But I'm free for it's my whole day.

I have my whole day marked off for it. When I was like, is everybody going to I was more it was very pointedly focused at Gavin. Yeah, I understand. Yeah, I'm free after 11. OK, awesome. That's very exciting. All right. I will I will make an adjustment to the calendar invite.

Fantastic. I'm excited. I don't know what's what that's gonna bring but i'm excited for it did you guys see this uh image on instagram the other day emily should know i sent it in the slack it's uh somebody naked person in the background i mean i think it's somebody who's probably wearing shorts but uh it's somebody sent it to the face and it's somebody named Elizabeth and it appears that they got a go go now tattoo on their finger which that's awesome we were so excited about Emily

me Tamara and go go now Joey are all gonna go get that tattoo we're all gonna go get that tattoo on our fingers together to commemorate the event. We're pretty excited. Are you going to do it on the same finger? Yeah, I think so.

I got room there. You think so? I feel like it should be on the index. I was going to say, yeah, like a pointer finger. Yeah, it's like a... It should be the finger that you point. It's like get a move on. Yeah, like go now.

Go here, pointing here. Oh, yeah, I can do that. That's a good point. Well, maybe they were looking to hide it a little bit more. That's fair. I'm all about... I mean, there's no hiding my tattoos. So, yeah, I'll get it on my index finger for sure. That's a good point. Well, maybe they were looking to hide it a little bit more. That's fair. I'm all about, I mean, there's no hiding my tattoos. So yeah, I'll get it on my index finger for sure. That's a great point.

Is that the middle finger that they did it on? I think so. Because I respect that too, I guess. Like, go, go now, fuck yourself. Yeah, that's the way I read it. The different instruction. Yeah, exactly. I really like it on the middle finger.

Yeah, maybe keep it on the middle. Good point. I think no matter what finger you put it on, it works. It's a great, it's a fantastic tattoo. Anyway, so I just on the middle. Good point. I think no matter what finger you put it on, it works. It's a great, it's a fantastic tattoo. Anyway, so I just wanted to shout out to Elizabeth for getting that tattoo

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this oh no and I said okay so I went to her place and I look at the tv and as soon as I look at the tv I'm greeted with an image of the Vancouver Child Kickers skateboard in my closet. And I'm thinking like, what? How did, what is going on? How did this happen?

I was expecting it to just be like a pixel issue. Why is a photo I took on this television? And so I said, what were you doing on the TV? And she said, I was watching Disney Plus. I said, okay what were you doing on on the tv and she said i was watching disney plus i said okay so you're on and then i put all the pieces together what had happened was for christmas i bought her an amazon fire stick because she wasn't able to watch disney plus

and she wanted to watch only murders in the building so she watches disney plus through the fire stick i got an email maybe like two or three months ago from amazon saying hey we have like amazon photos if you use our app we'll give you a 15 gift card so i signed up for that and when i signed up it immediately just transferred all of my camera roll onto their service oh and so so then i'm piecing together oh so so this is so it's my camp it must be the amazon photo thing so i said how did this happen she said well i got up to use the bathroom and i came back and all these photos were on the screen and the first photo that appeared when she came back was a photo of my driver's license because i guess i took a photo to sign up for

like a medical app or like a covid thing in the past right to like send in a government id to register for it she thought that her tv was like hacked by anonymous she thought that this was a deep that's why she didn't want to tell me over the phone she thought it was like an enemy of the state like somebody had hacked yeah she she was convinced because it was like all these personal photos and i have never been more relieved that my camera roll was filled with just things that make me laugh because i could just see in my head for certain people how disastrous this could have been so i sorted out i turned off the screensaver mode for it went into amazon photos got rid of my my camera roll

deleted everything but i just a warning to people if you have amazon photos and there's somebody in your life that is using your amazon account through a stick or whatever just be aware just be cautious because that could be that could be such a bad catastrophic for you it could have been disastrous we we have that we have one of those little like uh amazon like alexa tv things in the kitchen and uh we set that up to so that we could put like emily wanted to put like photos of the dogs and stuff we'll dog now and stuff in there and uh when she left after the first day she set it up i just filled it with pictures of her sleeping with her mouth open that I've taken. So then she did the same. So now if you ever come to my house, just look at the screensaver on the Amazon because it's just us fucking with each other, trying to one up each other with more embarrassing

photos. Oh, that's fantastic. Oh, that's great. Well, I'm glad Gene Hackman's not trying to hack your mom. Is that a good movie? Enemy of the State? Yeah. I haven't seen it in such a long time.

I mean, I haven't seen it since it came out, but I remember enjoying it. Were you having to quickly think of all the stuff in your camera roll? Like the moment you saw that on there, were you just like in a panic? Like how am I? No, like I kind of, as I said, I know what my camera roll is. It's just it's 99 99 things that made me laugh and then like the occasional picture of like face merch that they're like said to a family member or something being like look at this this is cool good boys zimmer type thing yeah um yeah

no i was more relieved it wasn't me processing what was there it was the relief of knowing that there was nothing i would be embarrassed about on that camera it was a huge sense of relief it was the relief of knowing that there was nothing i would be embarrassed about on that it was a huge sense of relief it was like winning a thing that you didn't know you entered it was great i just felt it was important to share because i could there's so many versions in a weird way it was almost disappointment that it wasn't more embarrassing what was on the screen because it'd be a funnier story. Mine would have had a bunch of pictures of my ass bruised as I've been tracking it slowly change shape. What's the current shape? It's pretty much gone.

Okay. Well, don't worry, buddy. We're filming Does It Do Again pretty soon. Can I do it from like, can I sit down? You cannot flop all over the goddamn place if you want. Yeah. you cannot flop all over the goddamn place if you want yeah every every one of those spills you took was 100 self-imposed yep oh 100 real dumb and impressively that one where you kick the tv that was very good i don't even think the bad one was in episode one i think the bad one's in episode

two yeah it was in episode two it was during the race yeah when i thought i was i was so when i heard you hit i was so convinced i was gonna turn around and see your like wrist snapped in half oh god man i've been thinking it hurts so much more after than it did at the time as well like it kind of hurt at the time because i was like but the pain went away. And then just later that night, I was just like, I, uh, I've been thinking about, um, I've been thinking about, uh,

getting into downhill mountain biking. What? No. Yeah. Yeah. I've been thinking about it pretty seriously. Um, absolutely not.

My therapist, terrible idea. My therapist does downhill mountain biking and I've been thinking about it for a long time. And I, I got, I got, I got really kind of keyed up on it. The idea last week to the part where I was even looking at bikes and

there's a place called spider mountain up Northwest of here that I thought I could go try that has like a ski lift and stuff. And I was figuring like, I'm not trying to hit like 20 foot jumps or anything, but I could hit some like six, seven foot jumps. And I, you know,

I'm in my older age. I can like, I can take like the, I don't know, like the blue line down, not the black diamond or whatever. I figured I could probably handle that. Clearly, uh, not my older age, I can like I can take like the I don't know, like the blue line down, not the black diamond or whatever. I figured I could probably handle that. Clearly, not today.

I need to recover a little bit first. But I was I finally I've been kind of hiding it. But I kind of I decided to admit it to Emily that I was seriously thinking about doing this and, you know, looking to get get into that. And she she was like, I'm gonna show you a photo she was like just yesterday i i was cutting one of my client's hair and he showed me his arm and on his arm were five giant scars like giant scars and i asked like what in the hell happened his uh his like he went on vacation and he went up to like i don't know somewhere where they have mountain biking z Zion or somewhere,

and decided by himself he was going to get into mountain biking. Same thing as me. Dude, probably in his 40s or something, just saw some TikToks that looked cool and was like, wife is out of town or something. So he just said,

I'm going to have a trip by myself. I'm going to go up and do something I want to do. And she showed me a photo of him above the hill smiling and waving at the selfie. And then she showed me a picture of an arm that i shit you not looked like an accordion oh god his arm was in it went like it went like it went like from the elbow up like maybe three inches and then to the right and then far to the left and then to the right and then back to the left again and then there the right, and then back to the left again, and then there was a wrist.

The dude broke his arm in so many different places. It was like, they were doing experimental surgery to fix it because nobody had ever fucked their arm up that bad, and he was by himself, and he had to drive like, I don't know, 20 miles a car with a corneal arm to get to a hospital,

and so that's slowing me down a little bit but uh yeah i don't yeah can we vote on this now yeah i mean it's a unanimous no you shouldn't do this i don't get how you have a session and your entire point of session is that everything in your body is broken and the walk away point is maybe i should get into downhill mountain biking yeah i don't understand how that gets suggested. It didn't get suggested. I suggested it. I see. And they're like, I do this as well.

I've known for a while my therapist mountain bikes. It's something we talk about sometimes. We both love bicycles. So it's like a common point of conversation on occasion. I still think that definitely slowed me down. That and my knee and my ankle

have definitely slowed, no, I don't want a mountain bike with my therapist. I just want a mountain bike. But I, yeah, I'm still considering it. I don't know. Thanks for the feedback.

I'll take it that you guys are on the fence. I want to throw some weight on this to slow you down further. So the accordion arm guy, right, he to drive now imagine in that drive you're gonna be in 25 car accidents from point a to point b so you need to factor that into the paint this is not you you're the least you're the least not qualified isn't the right word but you are the the like the number one not candidate for doing this but you should be at the bottom of the list that's how i'll get through the ambulance faster

jeff i want us i want to side with you i think you should give it a shot like thanks man yeah man so we are hitting baseballs tomorrow or not no i don't think so okay and that was because of oh i'm still pretty i'm still okay i honestly so is a curb that okay no'm still pretty... I'm still... Okay. I honestly... So is a curb that... Okay. No, I still say yes. I'm still going to go yeah.

Yeah, but there's not going to be any curbs on the mountain. You're going to be like Jeff Kent is what's going to happen. You're not going to be able to hit baseballs because you broke your wrist doing wheelies on a bike.

This is a disaster. Your baseball career is being impacted by this it would be a disaster if this ended my baseball career but to be fair we could end up with a new bike jumps done out of this i think we will would will we'll see i don't know i'm not in a hurry to get back on my on my bike on the street right now so we could potentially watch an arm become an accordion in slow motion i don't want to see that in slow motion i don't either oh man my best friend in the army when he was in high school he was a big skateboarder and uh oh god he

oh no he was he was filming uh like skateboard skateboard parts with his friends uh when he was like 16 and he like i don't know what he did. I don't remember what the trick was. I think it was like a rail grinder or something. It wasn't crazy. It wasn't even down steps or anything.

It was on like a flat rail but he like, he slipped and landed wrong and he snapped his arm in half and from about, I would say about halfway up the forearm

and so it was like, and there's a video he showed me in the army of him screaming and holding his arm and running around in a circle not knowing what to do while his arm was just like flopping around in every different direction Before I guess they stopped filming. Oh, it's terrible. Yeah

No, pretty good. That was um does a MTV show when I was growing up was scarred MTV scars Sorry, maybe sure It was just yeah, the only thing I remember, I was always too scared to watch it, but I remember watching it a little bit. I remember there was one where a guy was, like, grinding down a rail, and then he fell, and the rail had, like, a sliced lip at, like, the edge of it,

and he, like, cut his ball sack open on impact. Like, it was bad. It's a bad show. That's a show that's hard to believe that was just on tv like middle of the day how could that be televised i don't know i never i was too scared to watch it so i don't maybe it wasn't as graphic maybe it was like all they would like lead in and like explain it but not show anything but it was just not it was not what i was interested in it's terrible there's a line it's where physical comedy becomes not funny at all i feel

like wipe out is sort of the sweet spot or jackasses yes is maybe even better i don't know as soon as it's permanent as soon as you watch something permanent happen it's not funny to me yeah that's a weird maybe it shows how poor my priorities are if i'm okay i try to laugh immediately on impact, mainly for everybody else. Like when I fell out of that chair, heart immediate laughter just because it's loud. I need everyone notes. OK, I was telling Eric all this shit earlier in the week.

We were recording one of the other podcasts and the Austin one. And he told me he was like, well, you're going, I guess you're going to get a root canal next week. And let me tell you, if I don't show up for the face recording next week, it's because... This is the only way I won't show up for the face recording next week. It's because it will be if I wake up

Monday or Tuesday morning with a toothache and I find out I do need a root canal, I'm going off the grid and nobody will ever see me again. I'm just walking away from this life. I'm just going to walk away. I'm going to be like the incredible... I'm going off the grid and nobody will ever see me again. I'm just walking away from this life. I'm just going to walk away. I'm going to be like Bill Bixby at the end of an episode

of The Incredible Hulk. I'm just going to walk away or like, what's his face, Carradine in Kung Fu. You'll never see me again. That's it. That's my exit from this life. I will quit. I will throw up on my hands and quit. Do you have an appointment next week for that? For a root canal? No, I'm just saying, are you going to the dentist?

No, I got nothing. I got nothing. Okay. So this would be completely out of left field. Yeah, no, it's just like if this trend continues, house problem, Jeff falls off his bike, fucking rash issues, car accident, it's either fridge or root canal.

And if one of the fridge i can live with if root canal happens next week that's it i'm done i'm done i'm that's a wrap on jet yeah you're living you're living several of my nightmares i don't know if you ever watched did you see the night of there's an hbo miniseries oh uh about that cab driver yeah i watched the first episode john taturo is in that and he plays a lawyer. And it's like an eight-episode arc, and it's about this murder and trying to figure out what happened. But there's a subplot through the entire series of he just has a rash that will not go away. And it gets progressively worse with stress. And it's just this commentary.

I don't know how accurate it is. But it seemed like dealing with rashes just is the worst thing ever. No creams worked none of the pills worked just him bouncing from doctor to doctor not getting any resolution having to go to like weird uh like street vendors to find unorthodox methods of healing you're living my fear of having one of these rashes that just will not go away yeah it's fascinating it's been fascinating to observe this. Andrew and I played Halo the other night

for the first time in a few months. And he said something kind of insane to me. Was this in Halo? Was this like post podcast? I said that you'd hit like, you said you'd hit like 320,000 gamer score or something. Oh my God. Oh, are you talking about what we,

this was a different, what we said after the podcast? Yeah, it might have been post-podcast. Yeah. And Andrew was just like, I bet by the end of the year, I could get, and in my head, I'm just filling in.

I'm like, oh, I bet he thinks he can get 400,000 by the end of the year. The guy says, I bet by the end of the year, I could i bet by the end of the year i could hit a million what so the conversation was what i'm glad that there's a time difference between us because there are times where i have burger confidence burger confidence will often hit at around 10 30 p.m for you guys which is not i don't feel comfortable i don't want to disturb you i'm not

going to text that time i had this thought where it's like, ah, I shouldn't maybe, I bet I could hit a million points. I should make a bet with Gavin that I could hit a million gamerscore. I'm at like 320,000 right now. I bet you I could do this. And then some time passed

and I realized, ah, it's ridiculous. There's no way I could do it. But then in describing to Gavin this moment of burger confidence, I re then believed that I could do it. I was back in. I was like, this seems possible. I'm going to give this a go.

As soon as we stop recording, I loaded up Paw Patrol. Let's get some achievements. We're finalizing details. It's economically, I think I could do it for a game perspective. You have to beat six games a day, every day, until the end of the year. Yeah. It seems like, but not even, you don't need a thousand points per game necessarily. I think there are so many, probably like 30 minute, 600 point games.

It's a cost issue. I was willing to take the bet. Like if it was going to be 400,000, I would have been like, yeah, you know, I may, I may put like 500 bucks into that bet. He said a million. I was like, I'll'll give you ten thousand dollars if you do that and then he was trying to he was trying to figure out what he would what he would have to do if he didn't make it and I just suggested uh run the marathon and he was like no hey like he wouldn't even want the marathon to be a part of losing losing so your conversation with gavin like rehydrated your burger confidence essentially how many so we have a friend named ray who used

to work with us who has a pretty pretty lofty gamer score has he hit a million yet oh he's i think he's over two million oh okay well shit maybe you can do it i just found it so funny that he wasn't even the first person to hit a million gamerscore who has the name Ray. Yeah, that's pretty funny. We met that other dude, right? Yeah, Stallion? He's great.

Yeah, he's a nice guy. Yeah, I mean, I'm inclined to believe you could do it as well. It's a fucking lofty goal. I think 700... Fuck, dude. Fuck. Four?

You really think you could... Yeah, I think I could do it. You don't. Fuck. Four. You really think you could? I, yeah, I think I can do it. You don't think you've blown through all the fast games already? No, because I stopped doing that like 360 era. So I feel like I have all of Xbox one and the current generation to work with. I have a few on Xbox one that are like the easy ones, but. You would never be able to go outside. No, I don't think it would be as extensive

as you think. There's a lot of like in an hour get a thousand point games and I haven't done the extensive research to know how many of them there are. I could be so wrong and that I think there's hundreds where there isn't, but you couldn't even write 20,000 things down. I don't know what that has to do with anything. That's

just a side fact. So how much gamer score are you going to need? I'd need like 680,000. 680,000 gamer score. And what month? This is September. So you have five months to get... Well, this was...

Okay, this was a week ago. Oh, I'm sorry. Five months and a week. I've had this gamer tag since... Well, probably coming in on two decades and i've got 95 000 gamers yeah i think you kind of suck though i suck though but still that's so much it is a lot i thought gavin was gonna bring up what happened in halo because halo recently added ranked doubles and we haven't played in a very long time.

So I thought, oh, it'd be fun to do because when it came out, we did ranked and that was fun. So why don't we do, we qualify, you have to play 10 games and then you get qualified for your rank. And it was doubles specifically, which is a new playlist. We went through the 10 games.

Gavin, your previous rank was gold four. What is your current rank after playing 10 games? Where did it place you? Before he answers, can you just go, because I haven't done it, and I imagine a lot of the audience doesn't know what the fuck that means. What is the scale?

So it starts, I think bronze is as low as you can go. Okay. And it goes bronze one through five, and then silver one through five. So is five the highest bronze? Five is the highest bronze, yeah. And then it goes bronze one through five and then silver one through five. So is five the highest bronze? Five is the highest bronze. And then it goes silver one. Silver one.

Yeah. You go through that scale all the way up. I think it goes silver, gold, platinum. And then I want to say then it's onyx, right? I don't think there's a diamond. I think platinum. And then the highest level is onyx. Oh, that's a platinum.

Maybe there is. I don't remember. I think you just skipped it because you were on Onyx. Oh, I thought it was Diamond. Maybe there is. I don't remember. I think you just skipped it because you were Onyx once. Oh. I worked. My first ranking was Gold 4, and then I slowly, that was the rank it gave me after my 10 games, and then I was slowly able to climb Gold 5, and then I eventually got Platinum 1, was the highest I've been.

Okay. And, uh. Here's Diamond. And last night, or the night before, I got ranked silver for. It's the most disappointed I've ever heard Gavin in my life. Now, do you think that's... Yeah, I was ready for something shitty, but that made me sad.

Do you think that's because of your ankles? I don't think so. What do you ascribe your dramatic drop in Halo score to? Not very good. Do you think you've gotten worse or did people get better? I hope it's the second one. I went up one. So last time we did this, I platinum one i got ranked platinum two so i

went up one level and gavin got dropped down an entire class it made me very happy i don't know if the audience is gonna pick up on this but i've known gavin for a very long time there is so much legitimate pain in the way he said those things. There was a lot of really subtle but raw, raw emotion in that. This has got to be... You must be crestfallen.

What makes it even funnier? I've been fucking... I'm laughing so hard. I'm dying. Oh my God. Oh, fuck, it's so funny. What do you attribute that to?

Not very good. So you're old, your body's falling apart, and you suck at Halo. It's like we're twins. So many outs. So many outs to say like I was distracted by this or this thing happened or whatever and it was just brass tacks

yeah fucking suck what made it so enjoyable was the fact he had to play 10 games to get that he had to put in so much effort to just be disappointed and insulted oh and it's my it's my favorite game i love halo i was gonna as a joke delete the game after that happened but then i remembered it's like 120 gig game and i really don't want to read that one

oh i'm sorry buddy it's uh well you, you probably, the hand-eye coordination is probably not what it used to be in your body. And, uh, you know, the eyes, they, as you get older, they, they lose a little bit of their sharpness. So, uh, I got to try and get to gold this week. Yeah. Let's, let's try to get you there. Do you think, do you think that now, do you, do you think a strict regimen of practice and playing will help

or would it be easier to build a time machine? Probably the second one. Yeah, it's kind of what I'm thinking too. Probably more plausible too. Best of luck though. I really want Andrew

to try and get a million before the end of the year though. It financially is, like if I was looking at, I did a little bit of research and it seemed like some of the easiest games, the average price is like $10. So I have to buy like 600 games.

I'm looking at 6,000 minimum. What if we tried to buy like someone's bulk video game collection off eBay, like all pre-used? I think most of these easy gamer score games never had a physical release. It's a tough thing to work around. I'm not opposed to it. could get 400 000 uh how long could that reasonably take uh

tuesday i think half a million has got to be the goal half a million yeah i think a million is impossible yeah i think a million is half a million i i would sneeze at half a million that's easy i could do that no problem yeah and if you, do you have to run the marathon? No, we never said that. That was pretty, I mean, that was off the table before. So wait, I feel a legitimate bet forming.

I think, yeah, I agree. There's some smoke there. Half a million, half a million gamerscore by January 1st, 2023. Okay. You are at what right now? I'm at like 328,000.

So you need to get roughly 180,000. Oh, that's easy. Oh, it's so easy. Between now and, which is the equivalent of a, how does that, 180 games? He has 329,621 currently. So you have to 100% roughly 200 games to do this. Yeah.

In five months. Oh, that's so easy. Now, Gav, what are you prepared? Surely you're not going for the full 10,000 for such a paltry gamer score as 500, half a million. What are you prepared to pony up? I mean, what was fair?

Probably like 1,000. He's going to do it though that's he's what if it's not money what if it's something i don't know what do you think adri i have no idea i feel weird about the i'm not gonna request money i do think it's funny that we cut it in half and you cut the amount by 90 that was a fascinating move well i was basing it on i thought i would give 500 to 400,000 and then you went 500,000 so I just doubled it.

I don't know. I did offer rights to my gamertag. He said I could pick his new gamertag if he doesn't do it. Yeah, I can't change it unless that was something I put up. Now that's interesting. See, I don't like the money angle.

I like it's better if it's punishment or something like that. Yeah, why don't we keep money out of it? I have to do something if you do it, and you have to let me change your game attack if you don't. Well, then it becomes, I don't know. We'll think about it. We'll see if we can think of something.

All right, we're in the early stages of this. There might be something here. What if Gavin, if you do it, Gavin can only wear large shirts for two months. No. That's pretty good. No. That's pretty good. If I'm buying 180 games...

And he has to take a photo in a large shirt and send it to you every day to prove that he's in a large shirt. No. That's not worth it. I think you're underestimating how miserable that's going to make Gavin specifically. Probably. Yeah. I just don't. That's not a it i think you're underestimating how miserable that's going to make gabin specifically probably yeah i just don't that's not a trade i would make okay well listen we can keep keep working uh behind the scenes to figure this out and maybe we can come up with a solution by next uh episode recording but you're running

that the clock is ticking while we figure out what uh what the reward slash punishments will be. How long have you had Andrew Panton as a game attack? 2008. Okay. It's been a while. Long time. Quite a long time. I would never personally change it. Well, you better get half a million gamerscore then.

I can't believe that I'm going to end both of these fucking recordings rushing to play Paw Patrol. That's the shock of the year. So you're going to be starting before you decided to bet? We talked about that the previous time, because as Jeff said, I'm running low. No, but I said, under the assumption that this will be a thing, I need to start getting reps in. I'm running out of time.

We're now in Q4, is that right? Oh, no, that's not true. That's not right. Next month. Next month's Q4. Okay. Maybe it starts Q4. Maybe. Yeah. Oh, no, that's not true. That's not right. Next month. Next month's Q4. Okay. Maybe it starts Q4. Maybe.

Yeah. We'll work it out. We'll figure it out. I think there's something here. Good deal. I think maybe something in person. Like maybe Gavin has to deliver something to your door. I don't know.

That doesn't move the needle for me. Gavin having to leave America, get on a plane, go all the way to Canada with his busy schedule to then, like, I don't know, clean your bathroom or something? I am thinking of it that way. It's an incredible inconvenience and imposition to him. Let me buy a hazmat suit and I'll get around that. I'll schedule a lunch.

And then I'll get a great, I'll get a guilt basket. Eric really wants us to stop talking. He's told us to wrap up 30 times. So we should probably do that. Thank you for listening to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast number 120. Tune in next week.

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