F**kface - Al Dente Sleep Spaghetti // Surprising Geoff in Vegas [165]

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

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This show fucking sucks. This show is dog shit this sucks this is the worst this is episode 165 our previous episode included uh dodging a bullet andrew's prototypes not being a knife guy rtx summer of 98 yearbook, the golden Gerbler, crazy puffs, four, three cheeses, souvenir shirts, business. I forgot about that. Jeff, it's sloppy. Joe's the North face face guy in ocean jet skiing, but that's all 164. This is 165.

So go ahead. Eric, can I ask you a favor? Yeah, absolutely. Can you, um, could you not start the recap before 3 p.m., please? But the point of you getting here at 3 p.m. is that we start on time when you're here. If the recap's in the episode, I have to disagree, Eric. I'm not... What? That's in the episode, isn't it?

No. Hello, and welcome to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey. With me, as always, Andrew Panton and Gavin Free. This is episode 165. And you know, before you continue your pedantic little argument, let me say, I was thinking about this and I think it's something that we need to start prefacing going forward. This is a 100% non-AI podcast.

We are all humans saying human things written or in this case not written by other humans. Huh. It really makes me think you did something with AI for this episode. No, no, not at all. But I was just reading an article about they were interviewing James Van Der Beek

about he was saying that AI is going to destroy Hollywood and entertainment in general. And I just got to thinking, like, if maybe that's true, maybe it's not. I don't know. But at some point pretty soon, like, I don't know if you saw this the other day, Ron DeSantis released a political ad where they AI Trump's voice saying shit that he didn't say. And there's just like no way to know whether it's like whether you're listening to somebody

that's real or not at this point so that and you remember the other day a couple months ago when jack showed us ai eric saying eat the pencil or eric andreate the pencil or whatever i would have bought i would have bought it in a heartbeat so my point being here is that i just want people to know as of first off as far as i know every up to this point. And then from here on going forward, we're all humans. Well, here's what we have going for us. We could feed machine learning AI every single episode of F*** Face.

And there's no way it could ever know what Andrew's going to do next. Can I say, I also don't know what Andrew's going to do next because he just said in our chat, I'm rebooting. Oh, is he rebooting like he's doing an AI joke or he's physically rebooting his computer Andrew's been weird today man we've been talking for a little while before the episode I can't hear him is he speaking

he couldn't hear us before then he could and now he's rebooting but I can't I haven't heard him say a single word well you weren't here early. Yeah, he was saying words earlier. Don't worry. No, I just mean in the episode. Well, it's because he's rebooting. He can't talk and reboot at the same time. This is this is the worst episode we've made. Oh, oh, that's that's a pretty low bar. Gavin, before the episode, Andrew just talked to me out of the blue. By the way, he hasn't talked to me in probably at least a week.

Talked to me out of the blue. I texted you yesterday. What are you talking about? Where are you? What is that? Are you inside of a Gerpler? I'm rebooting. Jesus Christ.

Relax. Andrew's talking into a Gerpler on a string. Jeff, I texted you. This is what we get after Jeff says there's no AI in this episode. This is the sound we have. Well, what did he text you saying? Oh, just like he was being very conspicuous about asking if I thought this was a blindside episode, if it could be a blindside episode. I just gave him the warning. He sounded very blindside-y. And then the more he talked about it, the less I

trusted him. And then the more he tried to convince me. And the less I trusted him. I just got out of the lab. I've been in the lab all morning. Oh, there he goes. This is... I don't even... Do we edit it?

Like, what is this? What is... Here's a wild theory. I just declared that F is a hundred percent human, non AI. What if Andrew has been AI this entire time? And we just like, it's like the three laws of robotics and Isaac Asimov books.

Like we just broke one of the, like he is now can't participate. And I just broke Andrew because he was never human to begin with. Huh? You might need a new disclaimer. You gave him like the Voight-Kampff test, and he just sort of like he couldn't He couldn't keep up just yeah in it Wow. This is your right. This is exactly like Blade Runner. Yeah I want to unmute and it's just muted. Can you unmute me Nick? Can you uh? Shit yeah Can you unmute me? Nick, can you? Uh, shit. Yeah.

Now it's frozen. One of us was AI the entire time. Yep. Oh, Nick's muted him somehow? He's asking if you can unmute him. I thought that would be on him, though. Yeah, me too. Hey, Nick, can you brush Andrew's teeth while you're at it?

He's not muted. No. What is happening? What is happening? Why are you asking? Oh, my God. Andrew wants to know what's happening. Gracie, it's not always like this.

I don't believe that. Something tells me that's a lie. Is your mic working in anything else he's gone discord did you texted me so close that's good he was just in the left again oh he's back he's back he's unmuted he's unmuted! Andrew? Please talk. I can see me talking. I wonder if the mic fell off the fridge. But I can't hear you. That's rolling into deep lore.

That was a real Hail Mary. Yeah, no kidding. Come on, connect. Oh! Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, hey! just as oh yeah am I yeah yeah hey like he was never gone minute 20 of my recording yep well you

if you guys were here a little bit earlier none of that would have happened five minutes at least five minutes early would you say Nick I looked at five minutes I looked at what time was it? 12.55. No one was here.

I swapped to a different tab to get my notes ready. And then when I came back, everyone was here. I didn't see. I missed it. But I was like, oh, typically people are here by now. Yeah, I can't believe we did that to you. Are you saying you need us all to be five minutes early, otherwise you won't function correctly?

No, so what happened was... Like, if I don't be five minutes early, otherwise you won't function correctly? No, so what happened was... Like, if I don't arrive five minutes early to the restaurant, you'll just shit your pants the second I arrive and leave. What he's saying is we need to be earlier than five minutes. No, typically it's fine. What happened was I went into my settings on my computer, and it said you cannot access your audio settings. I thought, that's not good,'m i'm defaulting to my speakers but maybe in discord i can set it for my headphones so i went to discord went to the audio settings it said all good your audio is being fed to your headphones then that was clearly

not the case when i went back to the tab and discovered that there were four people in here post 1255 and so i couldn't change it because i couldn't change my audio output and you guys are going through my computer speakers yeah the chances of you actually recording the correct mic at this point is pretty slim i think no i'm definitely i'm all good i'm looking at an audacity i got the scarlet solo everything's all set up we're all fine it was just that audio issue we work through it now we're here how's everyone doing great yeah it's good in the lab please tell me about being in the lab i need to know oh yeah itching for like 20 minutes please tell me about being in the lab we also went to vegas oh my god go to vegas yeah i'm so sad i

missed that it was the the big bachelor part tell me about vegas what happened to vegas i don't know i kind of want to know what's going on the lab lab first. Tell me about the lab! Okay. Okay, I guess we're doing the lab first. Yeah, okay. Wait, is the episode starting now? Yeah. Uh, it started a little bit ago. How far are we into this episode? TELL US ABOUT THE FUCKING LAB, DUDE!

Sorry, man. Okay. So this is a, uh, Uniform creation. From... Hold on. I'm gonna- I was in lab two. You had 20 minutes of Andrew Fump. Thank you. From the mind of Whoop Scoop.

This is the official Whoop Scoop logo. Hell yeah. And what we were working on today, everyone, is my favorites folder. I thought you built that in the lab. I thought that was the creation. No, that would have been cooler. That was just on a wall somewhere.

That was in Vegas. Yeah. So the plan was to create a glove that acts like a hand warmer so I can put my hand in the glove, activate it, and suddenly I've got a hot hand to carve through ice cream. Yeah. So I thought it's as simple as getting a bunch of, you know, those liquid hand warmers and stuffing all of the liquid in a glove.

Wrong. It immediately oxidizes with the air and solidifies. Oh, no. So I ended up looking like I had a bunch of chopped pineapple in a food glove. But don't worry. But don't worry. but don't worry but don't worry because you could boil that shit and uh i did it on a saucepan outside so i didn't gas my by the way i think i've poisoned myself anyway moving on i managed to reset the entire hand warmer back into its liquid form and here it is and you can see i've

left in a little metal tab that you're supposed to Squeeze to set it off being hot again Now slight problem well, I should say next I wanted to put that the glove I was going to wear inside that but I couldn't figure out how to do that Because it was too hot to put my actual hand in currently so I created a dummy hand Mold which I made out of a glove full of water so that's that's standing in for my hand okay uh didn't realize as you can see in that picture there's some white ooze now coming out of the other one and uh it's it's it's leaking it's leaking um it left a big stain on the

couch I put it on. So I quickly had to deal with it. I opened it up. I was trying to stuff the water glove up the hand warmer glove. It looks like a hungry duck. Oh, it's like a rapid duck. It's foaming at the mouth.

The thumb, by the way, is stuck underneath. I couldn't, I couldn't get access to the thumb, but I was hoping that when I stuffed the water glove in the warm glove, everything would be fine and go back to normal. Anyway, so all the water and the heat warmer juice spilled all over the place. And I ended up with a glove with a crumpled up other glove in the top of it.

While all the fingers are slowly turning back into the hard material. It's all going wrong. And this is the stain that it left on my patio. So all in all, this ended about 25 minutes ago, by the way. I burnt the shit out of myself. I inhaled a lot of fumes. And hopefully I lost the double recording we have today. So I'd say incredibly unsuccessful day in the lab,

but I think I've proved the concept. I just need to pour the liquid very quickly or sort of grind up the hard stuff and get the gloves settled before I go to the boil phase. And I think I can do that. Do you think maybe you need a tougher glove? It's possible.

Yeah, do you remember the gloves you used to use to wash dishes back when you lived with me? Yeah, yeah. Those were like a heavier duty glove. Like some marigolds? Well, I wanted to see through them. I thought that would be cool, but yeah, I couldn't use those. No, that's true for sure, yeah.

Yeah, it adds to the cosmetics. So what is the actual goal here? What is the end product? To be able to put my hand into the ice cream gloves okay and activate the whoop scoop so that i can claw ice cream out of the tub with my hand into a bowl okay and then i boil the glove afterwards i think that's a brilliant idea yeah i mean I mean, it is an idea, for sure. Right. Have you considered a spoon for the ice cream? We've talked about this, dude.

Ice cream sometimes is too cold for spoons, and we were talking about how we wanted a heated spoon, and then Gavin came up with the idea for the gloves. That's fair. That's fair. And it was following along the lines of the fruit gloves, which I don't think we ever got, but it inspired me to go forward with ice cream gloves. You know, I had a minor breakthrough in the fruit gloves, which I don't think we ever got, but it inspired me to go forward with ice cream

gloves. You know, I had a minor breakthrough in the fruit gloves the other day. Did you? Yeah, I need to get back to it, because I saw something that inspired me. Oh. Okay, so you don't want to say it now. This is lab work. No, no, no. I don't want to ruin it. Yeah. Let me get into the lab work on it. But I'll also be honest with you. I'm a little inspired by what

Gavin's going through right now. Like, he's in the frustrating part of it, but it's like, magic is happening in front of our eyes. He is learning how not to make them. We've now seen several attempts of how not to do it. You're narrowing it down. I'm learning. I've learned a lot in the last hour.

You can't make an omelette without breaking a few gloves. We know. Yeah. Or a couch, or the patio. Are you in trouble with Meg? Did she yell at you? Well, I'm pretty sure I can just boil it back to liquid. I don't know.

You know, I'll let her know later, depending on how the cleanup goes. She can't be mad at what she doesn't see, right? Just walk her around those parts of the house that's like when i was a kid i gave myself a rat tail one time and my mom was not cool with me having one but this is like the early 80s so i needed to have one or otherwise i just i couldn't go to school uh and so i didn't fucking dude I was sitting in my bedroom one night

and I was watching Knight Rider and fucking David Hasselhoff was so cool he was such a fucking badass and he took no shit from nobody and during a commercial break I fucking psyched myself up and I went into the bathroom and I gave myself a rat tail and then I

immediately did not feel like a badass I felt like I was gonna get in trouble and so I just didn't turn I just didn't turn my back to my mom for four days before she caught me on a Thursday I did it on a Sunday anyway it worked for me you could probably work for you and Meg just walk her just like walk her around the other side of the house or whatever yeah what was the end game on the rat tail did she ever find out yeah she caught me and uh i was i actually i don't know why i remember this so well i was going into our uh pantry or not pantry was like a cabinet going into our pantry because we had these teddy grams that were return of the jedi like teddy grams that had just come out and they were like little ewok things and i wanted some and i was so fucking jazzed

about them because we had just gotten them that I turned around and my mom goes, what is that? And I was like, fuck! I didn't say fuck because I don't have a triple in trouble. And then she was impressed that I got away with it for as long as I did. I think she made me cut it, but I didn't get in trouble. What does it say

about me that my mom gave us rat tails in the early years? It just checks out. You're the rat guy. the early it just checks out you're the rat yeah i think it says everything about that lifestyle yeah i just really that's some white trash stuff man i feel like your mom would have just tried to make you look like the kid in the the crossfire commercial that would have been awesome i would have loved to be the kid in the crossfire commercial oh man that's awesome anyone else been in the lab this week i've been in the lab should i do my lab stuff now i want to hear about vegas hell well well this is this is apparently the lab episode let's get into the lab

you want to get into the lab stuff i think so oh okay well first of all lab vegas lab we won't finish the episode we gotta yeah let's go we gotta do second of all how far into this episode are we what minute mark are we i'm very disoriented probably right around 10 i would think i think we're probably closer to 15 yeah 15 okay we're 15 minutes in so i i went into the lab gavin and i shared each other little lab teas earlier what we're doing i've wanted to do this for a while okay this has been in lab development for a long time r and d uh as they say i'm gonna show you guys something and you're gonna tell me what you see okay putting a photo in right now what do you guys see what are you looking at here use your eyes use your soul

what do you see it's pool noodles pool noodles you see pool noodles um what do you see jeff i see uh i see rake sleeves rake sleeves yeah i saw a tiktok where this dude sprayed wd-40 in those things and then you put it on your rake and then it's more comfortable to rake with. Oh. I see like a supersized fries. Supersized fries. Oh, I see. I see what you're saying. Okay, you're getting artistic. You're doing some interpretation. Okay, I need to reel in.

It's not the right direction. Oh shit! Is it sleep spaghetti? It's sleep spaghetti. That's right, Jim. You've been sleeping on it. Sleep spaghetti. That's right, Chad. Oh my god. You've been sleeping on it. Sleep spaghetti.

I've been waiting for the summer so the dollar store could get some noodles in because I needed a base thing. And they're expensive otherwise. They cost a lot of money. Yeah. Sleep spaghetti. We have the prototype. That's the base. We got the pool noodles there as needed.

It became a problem of fabric is expensive as well what do you use for fabric how do i how do you how would you solve this what is your solution for this problem because we have the noodles what would you do i'll tell you what i'll i did i'll show you right now put a photo of it put in sleep fucking spaghetti okay got some socks got some cheap got some look cheap there's a bunch of heels all the way up yeah because i bought some socks and you chop you chop the top off the sock and then you slide it down it covers that sleep spaghetti you get the sleep spaghetti going nice and good okay this is a hard day's work okay for research development this is the bed all nice and cozy you get them laid out this is an idea we've been talking about for a long time i've built sleep spaghetti

and i'm ready for your questions. Let me start. Did I sleep well? No. Continue. Other questions. This is the most insane thing. I didn't come up with it. I just wanted to finalize it. I saw it.

Why is it so much more horrific than it sounded originally? Well, I mean, a number of reasons. He has sleep uncooked spaghetti. This is the noodle before it's wet. You're just sleeping on dried noodles. I think sleep spaghetti is a thing you can sink into. Andrew. This is the best thing we've ever done.

Andrew. Yeah. This is also brilliant. It's also watching magic happen in front of us. Right now, your spaghetti is too al dente. Oh. It needs to go back in the pot for like another 10 minutes. That was your vision was a more I'd be like a firm noodle.

I like my noodles firm. So surely you're slipping immediately through those. Well, okay. So what you do is you push them to the side. Then you lay down. Then you feel like a building has fallen on top of you. And you don't move. That's the first phase of comfort with the sleep spaghetti.

Uh, no matter how you lay, it's sort of a problem. If you lay on your back, you feel like you're in Gulliver's travels. You just feel like you're locked in and you're being held down. If you lay on your side, you feel like a skate ramp is being being built off of you it's a real

problem other issues that i did not foresee with the sleep spaghetti setup you can very easily which i did knock everything off of your end table trying to adjust a piece of sleep spaghetti because it is a very solid long piece of uh foam i guess and i'm not exactly sure what the material is but it's solid and it's not comfy oh can you just imagine if we started episode one with with that couple of sentences how insane that would sound how what would sound just it's not that this is so deep into the law of nothing. Good lord. And the pillows, for some reason, just look disgusting.

Why is everything about that so unappealing? What do you mean? It's just a pile of pillows. Yeah, but they're sort of like off-white, and they're getting like progressively darker. You know what? Yeah, get them, Gavin, get them. No, no, no.

Calm down, rabid duck guy, okay? I don't want to get him no no no calm down rabid duck guy okay i don't want to hear it you got a fucking rabid duck on your couch it's true it's fucking mangoes dried up on your patio i don't want to hear this nonsense about pillow mountain okay i think he's just got some that are cream colored and some that are white you got different colors you got different shades okay you got all sorts of options. I think it looks, I think the pillows look weird because the sleep spaghetti is so unsettling to look at that everything else just makes you question what we're doing here. Yeah. It's, oh, it's rough stuff, man.

I don't know about this. So, yeah, they really draw your eyes to the pillow. It's like a rip. so yeah they really draw your eyes to the pillow it's like a rip so i would say not wanting to throw because i do think that i think the pasta is too al dente right uh but i think not wanting to start from scratch right and to take what you've already built first of all i think maybe the next step would be to take the the noodles and cut them maybe through four times per noodle and then stack them back in so there's more flexibility with them so that you can manipulate them a little bit better you see what i'm saying they're not going to be any softer but they'll be more formable so like

separate them within the sock you mean yeah like separate them in the sock but then have the socks bind them together yeah so that way it acts more like I got you're creating like joy You're creating you're creating spaghetti elbows. Yeah, maybe I could make use of the heels if there's if there are chunks as well How many socks did you ruin well no we're gonna get to that okay? I didn't I didn't ruin any socks. Okay. This is really simple This is I'm glad you brought this up because we have several innovations. Okay, so this is, look at this. Pants.

Okay, pants. That's a pair of pants I just posted a photo of. That's a pair of pants, yeah. Yeah, pair of shorts. That's a pair of shorts I just sent a photo of. Socks. Okay. Yeah.

Shocks. Look at that. Toeless socks i realized i hate pants because i feel confined no with my legs so by cutting the toes off of the sock my toes now have a freedom which makes me a sock guy not a sock guy a shocks guy i guy. A shocks guy. I would wear these. I would enjoy these. I'm going to experiment with these. I think it's two for one. So it's not that I ruined socks.

I actually made shocks, which is, in my opinion, a superior product. And that's shorts, socks? Short socks. Shocks. Do you have any examples of people wearing shocks? No, I do not. I have not put them on because it felt weird to send a foot pic that goes behind the paywall

maybe if there's a fur situation later we can experiment with that idea so it's more of a it could also be fingerless gloves as I'm displaying do you think that they'd slip around though? slip around uh yeah like they wouldn't stay in place. They're snug, aren't they?

When you pull a sock up, isn't it snug? Yeah, they're pretty snug. It's like a high sock. I feel like the heel would really grip. I don't know. You need the right shoe. God. Oh, for God's sake, Garrett.

Doubling down. Hideous. Toeless shoes is about doubling down. Hideous. Toeless shoes is an interesting idea. Hideous. That being said, he's got some form of shock there. I sent a funny picture. That was me being funny. But just so you know, it is a thing.

Yeah. Oh. That's great. They're called Opetoz. O-P-E-T-O-Z. I don't want to promote them, but that is what, they are real. So for your shocks, you can get shoes. Shoes?

Well, yeah, I guess it's just shoes. I guess I could just get shoes. Fuck. But maybe an extra s shoes differentiate because it is kind of confusing um i'll wear them god i'll wear them i'll test that i will say before we we venture too far past sleep spaghetti on the positive side i have never felt more prepared for a flood while sleeping. It's never crossed my mind, but I was in bed, I was laying, I was wrapped around it, and I thought, you know what?

If a flood occurred, I feel very ready. I think you'd be the last person to find out. I probably would. You wouldn't find out until your nose hit the ceiling. I wouldn't find out until my AirPods fell out of my ears and the rain stopped, and I realized it was a real, we're in a real situation. This is no longer an imagination thing. Oh, dude.

It's my lab. Great lab work, Andrew. Jesus. Yeah. God. Okay, I'll test it. I'll cut them up, as you suggested. See if that makes the sleeping experience any better.

Yeah, and try wearing the shocks. Do you think i have enough i have 10 i'd say it covers i'd say yeah if anything i have too many it feels like would you consider rafting them together uh i feel like that ruins the spaghetti aspect of it but i that's true maybe like you throw a blanket over it something could be done like help because i imagine when Jeff conceived Sleep Spaghetti, they were all sort of tangled up and you would sort of sleep in a heap of spaghetti.

Yeah, like a pile of spaghetti. But you can achieve that with jointing the spaghetti he already has. Segmented. Yeah. I'm gonna, yeah, as soon as we're done today, I'll segment this and figure it out. Andrew, I think it's phenomenal work. I love

the shocks. I like where you're going with that. The idea of turning socks into fingerless gloves. I think the spaghetti is like, we're just getting closer. Each experiment gets us that much closer. I think it's tremendous work from both of you. I'm only saddened

that I haven't been in the lab because what you guys have done has been really impressive and inspiring, and I gotta say, this might be the best turnaround to an episode we've ever had. Do you think your breakthrough on Fruit Gloves deserves an update, or is it not ready to talk about? No, no, no,

no, no. We'll get to that later. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. Let me think on it some more. Gotta continue to innovate I like that it sounds like we're both headed straight back to the lab though which is good oh we definitely are and I feel better about my lab position currently than I think you do

about yours mine is just awful dog shit yeah I also I like that your lab has expanded to just your couch as well I get heat from my lab being my desk a lot of the time. But you got a couch lab. I'm jealous.

That's a comfortable lab. I guess my bed is now technically a lab as well. We both really expand in our labs. You think I need more noodles, Gavin? You think more noodles would help? Let me take a look at the picture again. Yeah, I'd say you could double it, probably. If they're all segmented and doubled,

you could really tunnel your way in and find a really comfortable position. Okay, well, this is what we're going to do. Okay? I'm going to try these shocks out, and if I like them as much as I think I will, then I could double it, because I didn't know how many socks

it would take to cover a noodle so I bought two bags of socks and I only needed one so I have enough sock material to turn them I'm kind of prepped in that way we'll see as long as I don't mind turning more socks in the shocks like if I'll actually use

them then we might double it. Eric, just to clarify, what is our face R&D budget currently? Zero. Okay. Yeah, I would say zero. I'm excited to see what else happens in the lab, I suppose.

I'm curious. No, I take it back. I'm not curious about shocks. I think I got everything I needed out of shocks. Yeah, it's really something. I'm not curious about shocks I think I got everything I needed out of shocks um yeah it's really something I'm proud of you Andrew thank you yeah well I just I can't wait a year from now you're gonna

be wearing shocks yourself and you're gonna be like you know what I won't be no here's the thing for the shoes that I wear I typically wear like a very like low sock like an ankle sock and uh cutting the toes off that effectively destroys more than half the sock yeah so I'm gonna know it's not really working for

me I suppose um they would have come in handy for the garlic I think oh yeah that's bad I forget that we do that that's the thought I have like every seven months. I'll remember that we did garlic on our feet. I go, oh, that was good. It was flashback to having my feet in plastic bags, like grocery bags. And they could have been shocks the whole time. They could have been shot. I don't know if I want to put shocks through that.

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there you go. I figure if we put it in the middle of the episode, it's more effective than the very, very end. You know what I mean? And we're starting in August, right? August 7th. So it'll be the first, I think what that's next week when this one comes out. So, Oh yeah,

yeah, yeah. Perfect. Very, very soon. And when you say, and, and I'd like to reemphasize the point,

the majority of Mondays. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, absolutely. Certainly not every Monday, but most Mondays. Gavin and Andrew,

you guys are also welcome to, to be on it. Always invited. When you have always invited time always the invitation's always there uh jeff myself and emily are going to be opening cards and then maybe gus will be there sometimes you remember gus you remember him he might be there sometimes yeah jack will invite himself on for sure no he's busy. So, you know, it'll be fun every Monday, 4 p.m. Central. So, there you go. Did you ever collect Gus's cards? We have Gus's cards. He wants to open them. We're going to do that.

He's desperate to get rid of them. He wants them gone so badly. Did you brand the shocks? No, not me. Nick did. Oh, I like it oh dude can i again have that look on a foot i don't want to know uh i talked to i talked to tony because i had to send him your knives or oh the force what were they they were for the nor express whatever um for expressions

fun forks yeah yeah I had a I had a merch meeting and Tony was like what about this thing and I said you gotta ask I don't know I don't know what to say

about those oh so yeah I just thought of a slogan for them oh what's the slogan forks expressions eat your feelings

wow I don't you couldn't use those I like that there's just no way you definitely could yeah since gavin's already i could send him to gavin he'll try him because he's already poisoned so it can't get worse that's true gavin you still alive okay yeah i'm still yeah yeah i'm good

hey andrew uh just so we're on the same page you're human yeah okay all right you heard it why fair enough no no reason Hey, I had an idea. I had an idea for a new draft. I wanted to run by you guys. Okay. I don't want to beat the drafts to death, but I kind of also want to keep doing them forever. I don't know how feasible this one is to release.

So it may be an idea that you guys say, hey, it's a cool idea, but we'll never do it because it would be hard to release. So it may be an idea that you guys say, hey, it's a cool idea, but we'll never do it because it would be hard to make. But wouldn't it be fun to do a funniest moments in film draft? Yes. Like you pick the four funniest moments in film to you,

and then we all present them. Because Andrew, you were just talking about how you saw Dirty Work recently, and you and I were talking back and forth about our favorite moments from Dirty Work. And there's a moment that Gavin and I always reference that I think is one of the four funniest moments in the history of film. And that got me thinking about all my other favorite moments, and it'd be fun to share that in some way.

I like that. We have the Summer of 98 ranking coming out. Maybe that even could be a better format for, maybe it's not even a draft. Maybe it's like a debate, a consensus ranking because i feel we'll be aligned out of curiosity how many of the 98 movies have you guys seen like i know gavin's seen 10 i've seen 10 from your list yeah also uh i haven't talked to tpg about this i was talking he he asked me about how the summer 98 movie stuff was going i sent him i ranked all of them just personally 1 through 32 of what i think the most summer 98 film is in the least and he sent

me an audio clip of him reacting to my rankings and giving analysis on every pick we should throw that into the lat like at the end of our draft or something. It should definitely go somewhere. Oh, that's great. It's great. His analysis is fantastic. I'm counting. Hold on. You know, I think I have to put basketball number one. We'll see. We'll see about that.

I think it could get contentious. Is Nick a movie guy? I don't know if Nick's a movie guy or not. Nick, are you a movie guy? He's just muted. Are you wearing a mask? He was unmuted the whole time and then muted

himself to talk. Because every audio engineer here at this company, it's backwards. And his audio is the worst. I don't understand it. It sounds like you spoke to him the second he got up to take a piss is what it sounds like. It does feel that way. Eric, do you know if Nick's a movie guy?

I don't. I'm not sure. I would imagine he is. He's a radio guy, so I would imagine he's a movie guy. I bet he is, too. Yeah, I would think so.

I've seen 24 of these films. You've seen 24? Wow. Holy shit. That's so many of them. Yeah, that's a lot of them. I'd have to do a count, but instead of waiting for me, Jeff should start talking about Vegas vegas god do you think there's enough time left to talk

about vegas i mean we have another one and also yes because it's only it's what 40 minutes right now 35 minutes okay uh so uh last weekend uh for the wedding my soon-to-be father-in-law and soon-to-be brother-in-law invited me out to Las Vegas to watch NBA Summer League games as kind of like a bachelor's weekend kind of thing, you know? And I thought that was very sweet and kind of them. And we all kind of like bond over sports. And I am a huge NBA fan, obviously. And I've been to the Summer League once before and had the time of my life and really wanted to relive that experience and I also the first time I did it I

did it completely by myself so the idea of doing it with friends was cool too uh and so I flew out Friday and got there checked into my hotel we were staying at the Wynn and uh met up with my father in law and brother I'll soon I'll just call my father-in-law and brother. I'll soon, I'll just call him father-in-law and brother-in-law. It'll be just around the corner anyway. And hung out with him in the sports book and did a little bet on some horses,

came out about even, and then went to, they, they invited me out to dinner at this Jose Andres restaurant called Bizarre Meats that we always eat out when we go to Vegas. My, my father-in-law is a huge, like Jose Andres fan,

a lot of his charitable work and his food and stuff. And so I kind of thought it'd be cool for him to go to this restaurant because he'd never been before. And so they made a reservation, and we walked around a corner to a table that was full of people that I knew. And I was not expecting that. A real-life blind blind side you might say an

incredible blind side uh sitting around that table were were my favorite people in the world that were boys um my cousin Christopher and Gavin and Jack and uh that was it we were planning it and uh that's not come on we were planning it and Kent was like yeah yeah we should surprise him uh And then... Come on, Eric. We were planning it and Kent was like, yeah, yeah, we should surprise him, get to the meal before him and all that. And then we realized that we couldn't fly any time near when you were flying because we're all coming from the same place.

So we had to get an earlier flight. You were flying, what did you fly, like two something? I flew out at like 2.30, I think. Yeah, our flight took off at 8 a.m mine was at 9 we all thought there's no way that we had we can fly around the same time jeff is anyway that's what most of us thought you know what's funny about that too i got to the airport a little early uh because i was bored and so i walked i tried to see how fast i could walk from the first terminal to the last terminal and back so i I absolutely, and I timed it.

I absolutely would have run into anybody that was in there. How fast could you do it? It took me about nine minutes to go from one end to the other and back. Or one end to the other and then nine minutes to go back. Yeah, I woke up at 5 a.m. And then we had, once we got to Vegas, we had 11 hours to kill. So what did you guys do for 11 hours? We had some mugs.

We played roulette. And then we went to the pool. Can we talk about the roulette thing? What happened with roulette? Gavin told me earlier in the week that he has like a streak going in Vegas where he only plays. Was it you only play like roulette like one game? Yeah, I try and walk into a casino on my trip to Vegas. I put down $100 on one color and the last four trips to Vegas, I've won.

And then I just take the 200 and I don't gamble again. I've won. And then I just take the 200 and I don't gamble again. So that's what he said in this text. And he's, we were like, Oh, he's put it on black or whatever. And I just said like,

I don't know who can sit like, think about red. Yeah. I was flying to, I was texting Eric leading up to this trip. I was like, yeah, you know,

I'm thinking it's, I'm thinking it's black. It's going to be black. Eric convinced me that red might be an option. All I, all I said was who bets on red, red might be an option. He's playing this. Like I twisted his arm to do red. Not what happened. I simply inception to the idea into him. So, and then I thought it'd be, that's just time oh cool thanks man yeah um

then i thought it'd be cool if if like i put it to eric and jack like maybe you want to bet with me maybe you want to bet against me you know maybe get in on the same yeah getting on the same spin so gavin lays down his hunt there's no one else at this roulette table there's one other one in the top and this one's empty at the win. And Gavin walks over, and we're trying to, oh, is it the time? Okay, yeah, okay, we're going to do it. What color are you going to go with? Whatever.

Jack is like, I'm in for 60. I'm like, I'll put 40 in, you know, whatever. Let's see what happens. And Gavin picks red. So Jack picks red. And then I pick black. Aaron picking what he twisted my arm away from. picks red. So Jack picks red, and then I pick black. And... Aaron picking what he twisted

my arm away from. Yeah, twisted his arm. If Jack would have picked black, I would have picked red. We just needed to do opposites so that way it paid out. And the dealer or whatever at the roulette table was like, oh good, now there's like some action. Like, you know, something's gonna happen.

Ah. He spins the roulette wheel, spins oh good now there's like some action like you know something's gonna happen ah he spins the roulette wheel spins the ball into it it goes and it hits double zero green and we lost all of our money are you serious we all just burst out laughing i always fell on the floor and then we all just walked away from the roulette table having, between us, lost $200. And it might be the best loss of money of my life. It was so well spent. It was so funny.

And we just couldn't believe it. The roulette dealer was even shocked. He just had his mouth agape and he just went, I don't I don't know that was it andrew later that day after we finished dinner we go and there's roulette tables and craps jack is you talk about twisting arms jack wants everyone to play fucking craps oh my god dude jack has a problem jack's a craps guy. Yeah, Jesus Christ. He taught me how craps

work. Yeah, we finally learned how craps works later in the trip. But he taught us some stuff. There's a roulette table, Andrew, and no one's at it. Gavin goes... I get weird when there's like a shitload of other people. Like, I don't really...

I don't want to mess it up, but I want to get in people's way. So I just wait until there's just literally no one at roulette table so gavin went over another hundred bucks on red it spins no well first you got to say that um because now that the group was bigger so now jeff's father-in-law yep wants to get in on this action he bets against me he goes on black yep so now there's some action andrew no spins no green no again yeah no i got dand i this what happened to dan when he was my My luck has run out. I've got Dan luck now. I think Dan has the luck. Gavin walked around in a daze all weekend.

At one point, we walked by, we saw a place that was playing, where they were playing war. You know that game where it's just like high or low? And as a joke, I sat down, and it was like 25 bucks a hand. And so I just sat down and just played. And with like, I put, I don't know,

I played like five times and I came out even. And I was like, oh, that was pretty fun. That was actually more fun than I thought it would be. I go, Gabby, you should try it. And he goes, no, my luck is, I've lost my luck. It's terrible. And I go, he goes, I don't want to blow any more money. And I go, here's a hundred dollars.

Just sit down and play it. You're going to have fun. You can't lose. It's 50-50. I swear to God. It goes, hand one gives a $25. Hand two gives a $25. Pull're going to have fun. You can't lose. It's 50-50. I swear to God. It goes, hand one, gives you $25. Hand two, gives you $25.

Pull three, gives you $25. Pull four, gives $25. $100 gone that fast. It was about 45 seconds. And also, it was like, the numbers were, it was like, my first card was a five,

and then it was like, dealer seven. It was like, oh. And then my number kept getting higher. Then I was like on a nine. It was like, oh, it's a jack. Then I got a queen, and the dealer has a king. It's like, I felt my number kept getting higher then i was like on a nine it was like oh it's a jack then i got a queen and the dealer has a king it's like i felt like i was

gonna get there and it just didn't work out for me i pissed away that hundred it was faster he lost 100 faster at war than he did at roulette twice easily easily I lost four times at war in the time it would have taken the ball to land in a color. Gavin's luck was so bad that when he tried to get more money out of the ATM, it would not do it. And he tried seven times. That's why I had to give him $100 to encourage him to play. Yeah. Well, I hit my withdrawal limit from my bank, which is apparently $400. And I think that was for the best. It kept me from starting a losing streak that would have gone out of hand.

So now you know why they have those withdrawal limits. Yeah. Anyway, when no one was watching, I went over to roulette and I put it on red and I hit. Great. Yeah. Yeah, I watched Eric sneak away from everyone watching Jack play craps and I just found him on a roulette table

just with a pile of chips. I made like a hundred bucks. So I didn't see it. All I got to witness was Gavin's gambling failure, but you guys did tell me that Gavin at least had one very cool, smooth moment. Oh! Oh my God. If we were in our 20s, if we were younger men and this happened, Gavin at least had one very cool, smooth moment. Oh! At the pool.

Oh, my God. If we were in our 20s, if we were younger men and this happened, it would have been like we would have waited until, like, the waitress walked away to congratulate Gavin. But we were at the pool. We were waiting for you guys. You're in the sun. It was nice.

The waitress comes over, and she goes, oh, do you guys want a drink? So we ordered drinks. And she's like, oh, do you want to drink so we ordered drinks and she's like oh do you want to charge them to the rooms said yep and so uh jack gives his room number and his last name i give my room number and my last name and uh she goes oh yours and gavin uh goes oh you know 21 20 free and she goes you have an accent not even you're british you have an accent she is maybe 20 i think maybe and gavin went uh yep absolutely and then she went oh i'm sorry what was your last name and he went free f-r-e-e oh do you get anything free with that name and he just went maybe this drink silence and then me

and Jack going oh damn man you use that one all the time holy shit way to go she gave a great grin and then we just started celebrating the smoothness of the line but like before she left and it was like oh we're just a bunch of

old nerds I've never said that before in my life well I think it was it was it was smooth because I said it with no hesitation like it just came out like I said it a thousand times um it didn't work either it was a 28 drink oh god but yeah I think I I walked away from that thinking wow I, wow, maybe I've got game now. How was the drink though? Was it good? Yeah. Got a Miami Vice. Yeah, I didn't know what that was.

Eric introduced me to a lot of stuff this weekend. Yeah, all weekend it was everything I ordered, Gavin went, ooh, me too. Well, I like trying new shit and I just always order the same stuff. So I'm in Vegas with different people. I'm going to try different stuff. I thought you did great.

I thought everything you ordered was really good because it's what I got, and I liked it. But yeah, I think she was impressed. Oh, yeah. Well, I think she was impressed because you, again, didn't say, oh, you're British. She just said, you have an accent. Also, it's Vegas where that's the least impressive thing in the world. Yeah. I think it's because Americans don't often have the confidence to call out the difference between Australian and British.

So they just say accent. I get that a lot. Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah. But that was our first kind of like day. And then, oh.

kind of like day and then oh and then we had to hide in our hotel room until jeff made his way in and then like didn't go to his hotel room just hung out at the sports book so we couldn't come down we had to like an hour from the no from the time you landed which was like five or something until the meal at eight we we were scarce yeah like we were gone like way before and then had to like go over to like the casino early like the other casino early and it was like what what we were getting texts from kent too who was uh keeping us keeping us informed of where you were he was like gotus is on the move. Gotus? And we're like, what the fuck, Jeff of the United States? I forgot you guys called me Gotus all weekend.

And what was the deal with my cousin bringing all of his climbing gear? Well, your idiotic cousin decided to fly at, what, a flight that was 10 minutes apart

from your one? Like we were all in Vegas and he was like headed to the airport and we were like six hours into our time listing. And he was like, oh yeah, I didn't even think about it. I knew Gavin was upset that this could get blown because

he started participating in the group text and he said, Chris, if you fuck this for me and I woke up at 5 a.m. for nothing, I'm going to be pissed. I did say that. So he decided that he would mitigate that by,

if he bumped into you in the airport, he could say that he was on a climbing trip because he loves climbing. He's loved climbing for years. that he was on like a climbing trip. Cause he loves climbing. Oh, right. So he was, send us a picture of a, of like a climbing bag and a helmet that he was going to take to the airport. It was so crazy that he was just like,

Oh, I'm just going to repack all my stuff. And it's like, what do you, what does that mean? And he's like, well, this way, you know,

he won't know that I'm going to Vegas. Jeff told us later, he's like, well, this way, you know, he won't know that I'm going to Vegas. Jeff told us later, he's like, oh, if I saw Chris at the airport, I would never think he was going to Vegas. No, it would have crossed my mind in a million years.

He could have just been like, he travels for work like 30 months out of the year. He could have just been like, oh, small world. Yeah, I'm headed to fucking Kuala Lumpur for the weekend or whatever. I'd be like,

oh, cool, man. Well, you know, stay safe. Love you. It was so nice to see Chris. I hadn't seen him in probably five, five years. I'd be like, oh, cool, man. Well, you know, stay safe. Love you. It was so nice to see Chris.

I hadn't seen him in probably five years. I love it. I love... I never met him. He's a great guy. He's the fucking best. I love that you guys all got to experience my favorite thing about him,

which is that he's like professionally late to everything. Dude, that was crazy. I don't know how else to describe it. It's like he does it in a way that seems like, oh, this dude's a pro at being late. It is always, in every circumstance, he's late, and there's always a reason and an excuse that's plausible. It's really impressive.

He is a very cool guy. I just never met him, never seen him. Had a great weekend with him. He's a very, is a very cool guy. I just never, never met him, never seen him. Had a great weekend with him. You know, he's a lot of fun. I asked him if he's a big gambler and he said, oh, I forgot my debit card and all my cash. Oh yeah. Which I found out in the last day.

I was like, God damn it, Chris. I could, here's some money, man. I just thought he was just quietly not gambling. And not that any of us gambled a lot. We're mostly playing $5 on craps or whatever. But I think almost everybody except for Gavin ended about even

I want to say. Yeah. Yeah. Gavin ended way down. Yeah, way down. I wanted to send a picture real quick of Chris's repacked bag that he texted us to assure us that there's no way he was getting caught

at this airport. So he took that to a fucking... Do you think you scared him into that, Gavin, with your text? A hundred percent. Yeah, I hope so. No doubt.

No doubt. Also, it was 47 degrees. Yeah. That's Celsiuselsius christ yeah which means it was way hotter in regular temperature i think that's like 116 or something it was yeah we oh i've been to india in the summer and it was hotter than that in vegas i've never experienced heat like that after we got home because there's like a text chain that i guess you guys have been on for months that i i just i was just added on to uh which is currently called it changed names constantly but what is it called right now oh knees patilla knees patilla that's another one oh my god uh well because the only thing we had to bring on the trip was uh some like jeans and a smart-ish

shirt because of the restaurant and jack forgot his his jeans so he was wearing shorts and kent called him knees patillo yeah but i will say that he looked he was better dressed than gavin was even with his shorts where's the photo you guys took of jack with his look where he looks like a giant oh yeah do you have that gavin yeah for some. Like, I crouched a little bit, and also I switched to the 0.5 lens. It made him look like he was completely giant. Oh, it's... Yeah, you know, a DNG file, the regular file that we all use. You uploaded your dong file.

Okay, well, that's not a real image, apparently. That's a DNG. Yeah, you know, a DNG. Hold on. You needed a DNG to Yeah, you know, a DNG. Hold on. Well, you needed a DNG to capture the size of Jack. Yeah. You need a whole new format. Breaking screenshot.

While he's doing that. So right when we got home, the next day, Kent sent a TikTok that was about a Delta, I think, Delta Airlines flight that was going from Vegas that weekend to Arizona. Where it was, oh, there's Nies Patillo. That's how he showed up at the fancy restaurant. Patillo was so tall.

Why is Nies Patillo so tall? It looks like that scene in Willy Wonka where he's walking down the hallway to the tiny door. Apparently, it was so hot in the plane while they were waiting for it to take off, a bunch of people passed out and shit themselves. Oh my god! Oh my god. Eric, you didn't see that. No, no, I saw. Oh my god.

It was like the remembrance of, that could have been us. That could have been us. Oh, fuck, dude. Fuck. I didn't realize that was a heat-based thing. I thought you would just pass. I didn't realize shit in your pants was a part of that I think they said at least 5 people shit themselves

That's crazy I wonder why People shit themselves in the cold I tell you what though that's a great excuse From here on out That's true Dude speaking of Jeff shitting himself He was ripping farts At the basketball game

And you've stopped drinking years ago I don't know how you do it Like I remember your ripping farts at the basketball game. And you've stopped drinking years ago. I don't know how you do it. I remember your drunk farts. How do you still have those in the tank? Hey, man, it turns out it wasn't the alcohol. The magic was in me. Yeah. No, I mean, you're cursed in that way, right?

You have diverticulitis. You've got a lot going on. Yeah, I've been in bed all week. This is my first day out of bed, actually. Diverticulitis. The second I got home from Vegas, I got hit with it. It was fucking...

Like the worst it's been in like three years. It's okay, though. I'm fine now. Yeah, so the next day, we went to the MB... How did it start? Oh, it started with breakfast where Chris got lost

in another hotel somehow. He went to another hotel! What? Wait, what? Like he... What? The hotels are connected? He walked out of a hotel to a different one for breakfast. Oh.

So he was 20 minutes late. That time. Which, by the way, I'd like to point out, he sounds like a goddamn idiot. My cousin is incredibly smart and incredibly successful. Way more successful than I am. We look like shit. He's so put together,

you would never guess that he's the late one. Oh, my God. He's like one of those people you see on TV that you're like, man, life's unfair. Yeah. He's got it all. It's weird. He seems disciplined,

except when it comes to time. Yeah, I mean, everybody's got to have like one chink in their armor, I guess, right? Yep, yep uh so we had breakfast and then we all went to nba summer league and what did you see what games how many games did we see we watched three games we saw the timberwolves and i think the mavs play at the start then we saw who did we see next now it's a back to back to back games or how does that work

they don't even wait until they're off the fucking court dude it's awesome it was wild it's so fucking awesome how quickly they cycle them through yeah okay that was the that was and there's no difference to the rules for the Summer League.

It's the exact same... It's shorter. It's like 10-minute quarters. Yeah, 10-minute quarters. We saw Charlotte against Minnesota. That's what it was. We saw the Bucks against the Kings, and then we watched the Celtics against the Magic.

We did not stay for the Grizzlies and the Suns, because why would we do that yeah we were just done at that point three straight NBA games was fucking awesome the arena the Thomas and Max Center was fucking awesome Eric and I ran into a bunch of community members out there uh we had some massive fucking dudes who uh play college football at I want to say Washington State. Is that right? I thought it was like Colorado. I thought it was Washington.

Number 80 and 8, right? Or 8 and 80. And they have a podcast they do about mental health and sports called Elevate Podcast, I think. But they were really fucking nice. And it was like shaking Andre the Giant's hand when I felt so tiny. And...

How did Jack feel? how did new Jack feel? he was somewhere playing craps in the bathroom he that dude like

he likes Vegas he likes gambling in a way that like I mean he Jack's very responsible and stuff

but he should never move there that's all I'll say he should never live in Las Vegas he likes finding the cheapest table to play the game at. Ridiculous. Well, that's a lot safer, isn't it? Yeah, I think he just likes to play

and he doesn't want to gamble a lot of money. It's like a $5 difference and it like made his day. He's like, oh, these are 20. Oh, it's like a $20 minimum. And then we go to another place. He's like, yeah, now we're talking 15. And it's like oh these are 20 oh it's like a 20 minimum and then we go to another place he's like yeah now we're talking 15 and it's like you're what are you talking about i was uh we played on this craps table where the because it was confusing the hell out of me with the actual real craps table with everyone's chips all over the place and i'd sure i was just watching jack

losing track of what he had down there but then we played one where it was like a digital table but you could still throw dice on it and then you could control all your stuff on a little screen in front of you and uh i i was watching jack on that and i was like you know what i can kind of i can kind of get a handle on this i feel like maybe i should jump in so i i put uh twenty dollars in and i tried to it like added credit to the top of the screen so i tried to drag um added credit to the top of the screen so I tried to drag money down onto the pass line but it

instead of like dragging on like the 20 onto the pass line it like because it was a drag and not a press it put $5 on everything along the path I dragged on and then it immediately said bets close I was like oh shit and I had stuff all over the thing I dragged on. And then it immediately said, bet's closed. I was like, oh, shit! I had stuff all over the thing.

I had one on an A. Apparently, you know, I had some on the field. I wouldn't be surprised if I had a come bet somehow. I mean, like, Gavin keeps saying, like, oh, the machine did this.

You didn't have to drag anything. I'd never done it before. I thought it was like an iPad. Listen, I drug every time, and it worked fine. You, once again, Gavin and Chris, could not fucking get it. Dude, it was immediately. I didn't realize I had like one second of betting left. I was just trying to get my shit close to me,

and it just went all over the board and locked me out immediately, and Jack almost fell on the floor. It was just a fun incompetent time in general. How did you do? You win that bet? You must have at least won something in that. You bet different things. Overall I think I went like 150

up on craps and I used it just to pay Eric back for the meal. Yeah, and then you finished up for the weekend then, right? No! What happened? Well, just with all my other roulette losses. Oh, that was before.

Okay. I was going to say, I'm glad you didn't lose more money, but I wish you could have because you have such a system where you're like 100, win 100, leave. You almost fucked up like six Vegas trips trips in one go i wish you could have just kept going i wish you could have just kept picking colors you would have been in your head on the next one like you definitely would have put on green i imagine you have two in a row and two separate tables i could definitely see why people just lose their entire lives to gambling

because you end up looking i didn't walk this path but you end up looking down the path of like i should just i probably should just put 200 you know and i won't lose twice and i'll be back where i started i didn't do it but that was like that was easily a path to be oh yeah death trying to get back to even not even profit just back to where you started we uh we also caused a security meltdown at the NBA Summer League, unfortunately, which just kind of spiraled out of control on us really fast. Yeah? You want to talk about it next episode? Yeah, I guess we'll talk about it next episode.

Can I have a theory as to what caused the security meltdown? Yeah, go for it. Can I make a guess right now? I know you're at the Summer League. A lot of NBA players, they're tall. You expected it. They've never seen a man taller than Jack in those shorts. They didn't know what to do.

Close. I'm concerned. Very close. If you want to know what happened to cause a security meltdown at the NBA Summer League, you'll have to tune in to episode 166 of the F*** Face podcast. Oh my God, there you have it. Our very own Who Shot JR style cliffhanger right

here. Uh, damn. That was action-packed. I still don't know how long that episode was. I have no clue. Hey guys, Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. It is 100% the summer

of 98. Let's talk about basketball. It is 100% the summer of 98. Let's talk about basketball. More Vegas discussion. The sphere is insane. Kerpool exists. Those chips are bonkers. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face. We'll see you next time.