F**kface - Alpha-Bet Results // Prepare to be Annoyed [124]

Episode Date: October 12, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about little chat sessions, RIP Coolio, Hurricane Ian, the end of Season 4, Edgar Wright continued, Alpha-Bet Results, potato patties, tub of greek, who has the most strikes, and was it rigged? Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]  Sponsored by Shopify at http://shopify.com/face , Black Adam, in theaters and IMAX internationally on October 19, and in North America on October 21, and Honey at http://joinhoney.com/face Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hiya. When does a little chat session become a large chat session? When's the cutoff? Because I feel like I would say these are at least medium chats. 90 minutes is when it becomes a large chat session? When's the cutoff? Because I feel like I would say these are at least medium chats. 90 minutes is when it becomes a large chat session. Okay. 90 minutes. So we're right under the threshold. Yeah, I think so. Well, this is a double recording, so this is technically

a very large chat. That is true. Does the chat stop between episodes? I think it keeps going. I think this is a large chat, I'd say. No, I think that they're two distinct chats. They have beginnings, middles, and ends. Fair play. I don't know if I agree.

I also, I gotta be honest, I don't know that it fucking matters in any way whatsoever. I don't know. I'm glad Eric's here on time. There was the risk that Eric was going to be slightly late, but I was worried because I assume we're going to get into some arguments

this episode based on how well we did our food challenge. Really? We might need an extra couple of judges. Well, I have everything documented. I wrote down all the things. I will say confidently, I think I have one strike. I think I have definitively at least one maybe there will be some arguing over multiples but but i feel like i've got one i also

certainly have a strike or two what about you uh well i guess mine would depend on well you know here's the deal we uh we work in a creative industry we are creative individuals and as a group where i think we're highly creative so i think if you take creativity god into account i don't know that i have any strikes i what i expect is that you seem to think that this is all an elaborate prank against you oh i absolutely i do but i'm not upset about it or anything uh i just uh i just don't for a second believe that g for gavin p for panton and u for fuck you jeff oh uniform i felt really dumb after the fact that we none of us put together uniform the thing you created you created the bet you got the u for uniform well i think to be fair i may may have created the corporate structure and the idea behind it,

but I think Gavin actually named it. Really? Okay. If we go back in time, I'm pretty sure Gavin came up with the name. Well, I was just trying to find a pun for meat that you would wear. I think that's what started it. Yeah. No, okay.

It's coming back now. That makes sense. That was the brush fire that started the statewide raging fire that destroyed all the homes at that moment. Huh. Okay. We have a lot to talk about outside of this food challenge. Oh, my God. This is going to be dense.

Yeah. Should we? Come on, man. Well, we've got to address the... Listen. Look. Deeply saddened. Deeply saddened by the loss of Coolio.

He was he was a very young 59 years old. That is far too young to be taken from this earth. And what a rare talent. And it just really, unfortunately, coincided with the day that sausage talk came out where we i think jeff decided he was on our list of people to send the cursed socks to yes which we didn't we haven't even cursed the socks yet so i like we did not send the man any cursed anything uh as far as i know those socks don't even exist yet uh it's true i haven't cursed a single sock but like i was i was like in disbelief last night when we found out yeah i was just thinking like what what the chances of that

and i also thought man if we'd somehow already got the socks out to him yeah i wouldn't be able to do this podcast anymore like yeah no i think we'd all have to i think that would be uh that'd be a curtain call for all of us really honestly it's just got me terrified about the cursed socks i kind of don't want to do it well we have to we're already committed to that but we don't have to send anybody that's for sure uh uh in and and all of that happened uh on the same day that a hurricane named Ian struck. I didn't even think about that. That was the name of it? That was the name of the hurricane. Hurricane Ian.

I-A-N. Yeah. What's going on? We have to stop. Yeah. Why don't we take a break? Why don't we end season four right here? I don't know that. It's a don't we end season four right here? I don't know that.

It's a dark way to end season four. Look, we have to have a break. Okay, yeah, this is it. This is the end of season four. We'll take about a 10-minute break before we start season five. Okay. Between recordings of episodes 124 and 125. No, just karmically makes me feel pretty uh pretty dirty i don't know why

uh feel real bad yesterday was a was it was a really sad day in a lot of ways i don't know why you feel sad this is gavin's fault i mean this is entirely on him he put the it's the curse sock he has the curse i don't think you or i really have anything to do with this but i and on the other hand that's you know maybe a little bit more spread out i think it's it's more fair to say that gavin killed coolio i feel comfortable in saying so i sort of a guilt by association maybe your cat did have you checked jeff to see if our coolio cards have gone up in value since i know i feel like that would be that would be opportunistic and insensitive well i don't want to sell it. I would never sell my, I was just curious if there is a shift in the market. We lost a legend.

I don't know. I don't know, but I will tell you that, um, that the, that my card has become priceless to me now. Oh, absolutely.

It was a prized possession before, but now it's like, it's ratcheted up in like personal value. I think it was maybe his only autograph card there may have been one other i don't remember if it was an autograph card or not but he was in like a hip-hop trading card set so it's a rare card he had a rare coolio pretty rare card what oh man well we we lost a good one we did yeah We did. I'm glad the socks didn't go through. As long as nothing happens to...

Who else did we say we're going to send? Kenan and Kel and Jackie Chan? Don't reinforce it, man. I'm just saying. Is there anyone else we want to send the socks to? I don't think we should send it to anyone. I don't think we need to give away any promo socks. Does it only work if it's not intentional?

Any promo socks? Does it only work if it's not intentional? Do you think if we sent somebody a sock as like a threat of sorts, would that be okay? No. Would that work? I think that's even worse. I mean, that's a threat. That sounds criminal. No, I'm not saying like a serious threat.

I'm just, you know, a little intimidation, potentially. Who do you want to intimidate? Hmm. Who do I want to intimidate? Hmm. Who do I want to intimidate? That's a great question. I would want to intimidate... I don't know. All the sports teams I care about are on fire

or in the trash in some way. It feels useless to try to leverage a sports advantage. Everyone's already in the hole. That's a great point. I don't really have anyone I need vengeance against at this moment, but I'm just throwing it out there. Something for you to hold onto for sure. The thing that I love the most about this

start to this podcast is how morbidly quiet Gavin is to the whole thing because I know he is legitimately deeply troubled, which I think is so odd for Gavin, who is a man of science and doesn't believe in anything, uh, like... Yeah, I super

don't. I love being a skeptic of this shit, but it is haunting. Yeah. I would be so goddamn mad if I was Edgar Wright listening to Gavin be all upset and solemn about a thing completely unrelated and joyfully talking about an event that I got pissed on

due to his family? I'd be mad. We don't know. I really hope he didn't get pissed on, and we don't know that he got pissed on. It's almost certain he got pissed on based on what he said. Look, if he... I'm going to have to start working on a new guilt basket

if that's the case. I think I know Gavin pretty well after all these years and i would say that the guilt runs deep in gavin and i wouldn't be surprised if on his deathbed he still feels bad about potentially being associated with urine going on edgar wright yeah i'd agree he'll be he'll be 98 years old and he'll still be thinking about he'll be thinking about that like the five things he has to feel guilty or embarrassed about in his life. That's not a level of embarrassment you can just walk away from. Nuts.

And it's through blood, too. I didn't even do it. I didn't piss on him. That's true. And I still feel like you'll be scared to talk to Edgar Wright. You still will be avoiding him at that age. Your final words, you'll come in. You still will be avoiding him at that age. Your final words you'll come in you'll be on your deathbed

and you know like the big reveal or whatever like your final words you'll be like come closer I need to tell you something tell Edgar Wright I'm sorry. What I didn't tell you is that as I progressed through the airport because I kept ending up with him

I feel like my confidence was actually building up like i might have said something and then um then this is before i heard the piss story and then uh we were both going through like the automated passport gate thing at the same time and um mine my door didn't open yeah so uh i took my passport out and tried to put it in but i dropped it outside of the little gate. And then I got locked out. It closed. So my bag was just stuck in the bit with the camera.

And I watched Edgar Wright just go straight through it. So I was like, oh, I just wasn't meant to be. And then I had to wave down the guy to be like i'm sorry i got i got stuck outside the little gate but it said it said that there were two people in there so i was like i stepped back to be like yeah well maybe it needs to reset but as i stepped back the passport flew out of my hand and slid out under the back of the cake. And then it closed when I was on the other side. You were all hot and bothered by Edgar Wright.

You were all... You were flummoxed. By the way, Nick asked if piss is thicker than blood, which I think is a hilarious thing to say. No, it's so much worse because he's like a hero of mine. So it's like, you really worse because he's like a he's like a hero of mine so it's like

you really don't want to goof i would much rather not say anything to him than make a goof of myself well here's here's i have two thoughts here about this gav uh that i've been actually thinking about for a little bit uh one uh and this just i think further illustrates my point with your uh your passport fumble uh i think the universe was intervening. Like it was, if it had happened, if you had crowbarred the Edgar Wright conversation in, and this is by the way, this is why I stand by my assertion that you should never meet your heroes,

never meet anyone you look up to. That is why I will, if I see Howard Stern or David Lynch walking down the street, I am turning around and I'm going the other way I don't want anything to do with him uh because the best thing you can do like you get a hundred on the test that like that grade you get that grade for not embarrassing yourself everything else that can happen is worse than that and so what probably would have happened is you you would have rubbed him the wrong way and he would have given you a pithy response or you would have fumbled and embarrassed yourself and you would have just been torn up about it or whatever it is. Every time Edgar Wright movies come out, you would go to watch it and you would remember that and you would feel a little bad about yourself and a little shittier and it would ruin a little bit of Edgar Wright for you.

So the universe was doing you a huge solid by keeping you two apart. Also, my other thought is you say it's not your fault guilt by association you clearly know what your family is capable of you went out in public with them uh you have you you should have known better i feel my family's usually good i guess it's just like everyone's new to the traveling like it was everyone's first time traveling with this new child so i think there's just like learning curves happening yeah usually it's a pretty inoffensive family just minding its own business i promise do you have that with any celebrities jeff like you have a specific experience or interaction that has changed the way you look at them and now whenever you

see their work you think about them in a different way like it well for you i mean i feel like i've told my my charles barkley story one million times absolutely but that did i mean that that's where this comes from right like and i'm i'll be honest with you i'm fairly neurotic about it uh i i really don't want to meet if someone wants to meet me that's fine uh i got no problem with that but i don't want to meet anyone else that i look up to or i admire um and it all stems from meeting charles barkley when i was 17 yeah and it did ruin he was he and larry bird were my heroes and bird was on his way out because his back was falling apart and Charles was kind of

at the height of his abilities as an NBA player and he's still on the come up a little bit actually because he had some really good years of the Suns but and so and he was from Alabama and I just didn't growing up in Alabama I never

liked Alabama I never connected with Alabama. There weren't a lot of people that I looked up to from Alabama. You know, I had like... I don't have a lot of great famous role models. You know? I had fucking Jimmy Buffett, which was like his whatever. It's fine. I had Hank Aaron, which was cool.

And I had Charles Barkley. That's a good one. And... Yeah. And so I was beyond crestfallen and I didn't like him for years and years and years after that. And it wasn't until the NBA on TNT

and when I just was so impossibly entertained by the guy again and I really fell back in love with him. And now I love him more than I ever did when I was a kid. Do you have any of those, Gavin? Would this add on to it or would Edgar Wright be your first one where your view of their work would

forever be changed? I don't think I've ever had one to that extent, no. It's good. Yeah, I think I've always done I've always done okay. Have you ever had one with content where it wasn't even like a personal interaction, it was just like something they did changed how you looked at them as an actor or performer in some way?

Yeah. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's sad. That's fair. That's fair. I meant within the work itself. I'm not saying go into anything personal.

That's sort of like a deep, dark secret. I'll just spin this around because that went to a sad place. Are we just cutting so much from this episode? Is that what's happening are we just like can we this i don't think it needs to be cut no i'm gonna i'll pivot to a thing i think jeff you and i've talked about this in the past and i'm sure we can relate on this there's a character in the tv show the shield something happens to them later in the show that is so unexpected

and jarring it's all i can see that like it's all i think about when i see that actor regardless of whatever role that person does all i think about what scene are you what character are you referring to uh oh man it's been so long i don't remember the names asavada i want to say season five something horrible like truly horrible yeah yeah and it's all I think about when I see them because it was so jarring and unexpected I've never seen any other show do that like it's just I that I cannot disassociate that moment from that guy I thought maybe you were I was trying to think of like most shocking moments in the show and I know there's a lot in

that show but it gets the grenade or when Ronnie meets the oven. I gotta watch this show. It was a great show. Listen, Gus once described it to me as like sitting down and having a series of tiny heart attacks for one hour at a time

once a week and that's what the show was like. It is intense. That's what Ozark was like for me I haven't seen that Ozark was very good but it was a lot slower than a lot slower than the shield you know one of the things I think most about when I think the shield Jeff which is funny because it's like as you said it is a series of endless heart attacks the acting is so intense it's like there's so many different crazy arcs you go through. One of the first things I think about and that stuck with me with that show is a random subplot in season one where there's a dispute like a domestic dispute between these people. And somebody spray paints the word hoe across their front door and like red letters.

And they talk to the person. Then they go back to the house later and it says shoe. Like they just added an S to it because they didn't know how else to fix it. So they just made it a different word. That gag has stuck with me for years. It's the main thing I think about with that show. There's so many insane intense moments that I just think of hoe to shoe

when I think of The Shield. That's pretty funny. I also have like some vivid graffiti cover-up memory from a show from Alan Partridge someone spray paints cock piss Partridge on his car and he asked someone to fix it for him and then he the reveal is that they just sprayed new letters

on it and it says cook past Babtridge and it's just like one of those things that's also just burned visually into my head it's funny how those are the same gag really well did we cover all the burned visually into my head. It's funny how those are the same gag, really. Well, did we cover all the heavy news so that we could talk about our contest now? I think so, yeah.

I just realized we're fucking, we're 20 minutes in. I feel like we should go into the alphabet. We got a lot to discuss. Well, I guess depending on how much got cut, maybe we're two minutes in. I'm not sure. I have a feeling that you've completely fucked this

in some way, Jeff, out of paranoia that you were somehow the butt of a joke. Okay. That's my assumption. I have a few ideas because we had a little text conversation last night. You implied that you did something maybe not intended. You went off the path but was creative. I speculated in my own head.

I thought maybe you went for the most strikes possible. I'm excited to see your list. Has everybody written down? No, I just took photos of my stuff. Okay. I wrote down everything. I wrote down mine. Should we just post this? Let's go one at a time.

Let's go one at a time. Let's go alphabetically. You. Not the letter U, but U as in Andrew. Okay. Let me copy and paste my monday it's gonna do my first day i'll talk to you about the adversity i i encountered the first day immediately okay going with monday first thing i did pancakes six things yeah that was that's what i ate pineapple well pineapple chunks and popcorn could be next to nothing yeah there was like snacks yeah there's throwaway snacks so i had

pancakes i realized after i had ordered the pancakes i cannot put butter on them it's a real issue dry pancakes are not nearly as enjoyable as the thing i was all excited i was like i'm gonna start my day with some pancakes, some potato patties. We're getting this off on a good foot. Oh, I can't use butter. I feel like it would be against the rules if I use butter. So that was brutal.

Then we got some nice pecan pie. That sounds brutal. Oh, it was terrible. It was a tough way to start. I had to really bounce back from that. There's some pecan pie. Wanted pumpkin. Didn't have any at the store.

It was tragic. Once again, more adversity. Are you calling a hash brown a potato patty, by the way? No, it's a potato patty. Okay. What do you mean?

Never heard that. Never heard the word potato patty before in my life. I will send you, I'll send you the product. I'm going to assume it's a Canadian thing. I'm not going to,

I'm not going to knock it. I just agree with Gavin. I think it's a hash brown, probably. Well, if it was a hash brown, a hash brown is 100% potato. How would that not be? Okay, so the answer to Gavin's question is yes. No, I'm just

saying if you want to give me a strike for potato patty, that's fine. No, no. I'm fine with it. I don't give a fuck. I was just clarifying. I appreciate the creativity of it. I like that it's good. It's like there's a, yeah, no, it's nice.

It's fun to say, potato patty. It's like the McDonald's hash brown. It's a definite potato patty, I'd say. Okay, so again, when he asked if it was a hash brown and you did a song and dance, the answer was yes. Well, I'm just, you know, different words for different things. It's 100% potato. I think that's the point.

Hey, I like where you're going with that. Just remember, different words for different things. It's 100% potato. I think that's the point. Hey, I like where you're going with that. Just remember, different words for different things when it's my turn, okay? I really appreciate that. Oh, that's unfortunate. Anyway, we're moving on to pineapple chunks. Because McDonald's is offering pineapple. So I got some pineapple from McDonald's. It's delicious.

Got a few bags. Carried me through the week, potentially, in some ways. Ran out of popcorn. And end of the day, pepperoni pizza. It was delicious. And that was my Monday. On that, I have to reference the text conversation we were in. Monday, 8 p.m., Andrew texts Jeff and myself.

I couldn't put butter on my pancakes this morning, but we are holding strong. And then a picture of a pepperoni pizza. Stay strong, put butter on my pancakes this morning, but we are holding strong. And then a picture of a pepperoni pizza. Stay strong, everyone. We can do this. Neither of us replied. No, I had nothing to say to that person. So are we, do you

want me to continue on with my day? Real quick question. Does pineapple chunk, does that count as a P for pineapple or C for chunk? I think it's a definite P. Continue, please. Do we got any strikes on Monday? No, I mean, I think potato patties is a,

I mean, if you took a photo of it and there's a box that says potato patties, then that would help, but i don't care based on what i've got coming up i would like to not strike any of that yeah i'm kind of in the same boat i'll uh you know what i'll drop in discord photo of uh what i what i consume and while i do that i will copy and paste my tuesday tuesday items we have a continuation of sorts i finished off my pancake for the previous day. Couldn't get through all of them because a lack of butter.

This wasn't enjoyable. Had some more pineapple. Leftover pepperoni pizza. Enjoyed some poutine. And then we just kind of had some snack items. We had the peanut butter pretzel. I don't know if you've ever had the Kirkland peanut butter pretzel, like little treat thing.

I have like a, Oh, it's delicious. They're great. Had some of those, had some peanuts discussed about recently ended the day with pineapple. Oh, you got pineapple. That's why I've got pineapple.

Cause I, I kept track of what I ate and went. So I had pineapple in the morning and some pineapple at the very end of the day. First, one of the first things, one of the last things I ever ate, uh, for that day. One of the first things, one of the last things I ever ate for that day.

I'll quickly drop in a potato patty photo. McCain's potato patties. You win. I feel like that counts. Fair play. And now Wednesday. Wednesday is my potentially you can argue maybe other strikes. I have a definite strike on Wednesday

that I will get into. Paste. Wednesday, we had some more peanut butter pretzels, some more peanuts, pulled pork poutine this time. Then dark chocolate. Dark chocolate, that was... So you want me to get into why,

what happened with the dark chocolate? I would appreciate it. I had a bar of dark chocolate on my desk i don't drink i'm not a drinker i'm not a big drinker but i had some cider to celebrate an event it was just in my fridge i was like you know i'll have a cider sometimes i have like allergic reactions when i drink alcohol i was all stuffed up i had a headache i felt tipsy just one cider could really take me down i was not feeling good i was feeling out of it i was like i just need something to like eat right now all this chocolate seems like a great idea that'd

be great i love this lint dark chocolate ate half the bar it was so easy to do this i would forget at times and i had moments of panic that i can only eat pea foods. I was halfway through the lint bar, and I was like, oh, God. This isn't, this isn't, this is, there's no pea in this. I am fucked. This is a strike. I didn't want to cover it. I felt that would be dishonorable. I fucked up.

I had a cider. Lost my edge a little bit. Rounded the day out. Sweet potato fries. Some pumpkin pie. Finally found some. Great, great dessert. Great treat.

Perfect for the season. Fantastic and some. Great, great dessert. Great treat. Perfect for the season. Fantastic and always. And then peaches. Oh, and today. I forgot. I've only had one thing to eat today. I think the perfect way to round out my alphabet Thursday, today, for my hubby's bagels, I had a pretzel.

Wow. Delicious. Okay. Very nice. So this is my ultimate these are my things how are we feeling about strikes I know dark

chocolate definite dark chocolate's a strike I think that's the only one yeah I think you get one strike buddy wow you had you did double up a few times but there's no there's no yeah we talked

about that you had two pretzels but in two last two days wasn't it yeah I have I got a pretzel yesterday and today different pretzel types though the pretzel from my other bag? You had a pretzel yesterday and today. Different pretzel types, though. The pretzel from my other bagel, like a pastry pretzel. The snack pretzel is more like a chip, almost,

with peanut butter in the middle. It's like a hard, salty pretzel. Yeah, man, I think you did very, very well. I feel great about this. And, you know, once we all talk about it, I'll have some more things to discuss regarding this, but let's go to the other people other people i hate the way you do that

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And I'm expecting strikes. It was more difficult than I thought. So let's say I did a few things. I've not done it. I've not taken every picture of every meal. So I had this a few times. All right. So we got some green grapes in Greek yogurt.

Yep. You know. Another morning, I had some of these. Oh, yeah. Okay. Those are gross, by the way. That was the worst thing I ate. Those overnight grains are absolutely disgusting.

That was some soggy shit. I do. I'm not going to throw a strike on you for the Greek yogurt, but I just really like the idea of referring to what you're eating as Greek. That's the food. You're just eating Greek. Tub of Greek. Just remember that you didn't strike him

for that. Thank you very much. I seem to have not taken a picture of it, but you can see it in the top right corner of my green grapes and Greek yogurt picture. Those are some goldfish. I had some as a snack. Back in the old

favourites. I'll have to go to my favourites every time. That'll be good. We had some snacks. A granola bar. That's a good one. And another morning I had just some straight up granola. had that i poured that into the greek yogurt that morning you poured it into the greek is what you mean

yeah i put it into the greek yeah the problem with what you're doing here though gavin and i'm sure i'm guilty of this too is you're using goldfish crackers so you're focusing on the brand for goldfish and you're ignoring, you're not referring you didn't say I ate kind. I had a thing of kind. What he's doing is he's setting a baseline that's going to help me out a lot. Now the reason I thought that'd be okay

I know we weren't going to go for like an Oreo isn't an O, it's a cookie, right? But they are shaped like a goldfish. So I thought that made it more okay. You know what? Yeah. That's fine. I would give maybe a half strike on that based off that you've removed me I don't think it's a strike. Eric's right written question marks go ahead Eric You think it? Well, I thought it might help me a little bit more

Again, I don't have a vote in here I think that there was some stuff that Andrew had that was on the line I think there's some stuff that you have that's flagrant but again I don't have a vote so I'm gonna you know we'll just keep going I'm curious to see what else you got garden vegetables

that's crazy okay that one that one I might deserve a strike on. I also, I got pretty adventurous because I was running out of ideas. Had myself, for dinner, half a pint of gumbo. Oh, that's a good one. That's a great one. That's a great pull.

Never had that before. I also bought, as a snack on one of the days some sugar-free gummy bears which I'm told you shouldn't eat a lot of because you're shit liquid so I only had a few of those for the for the evening little bit little bit of gelato nice that's a great one what a flavor is that that was it's caramel yeah um now i just i just have to agree with what we were saying earlier where like you use brand name for some stuff and not other stuff and it's making me nuts like if you would have if you would have had tea i feel like you still would have eaten this because it says talenti so i i think right well but it's g though right so that counts that's

fine right but what i'm saying is that you've used brand names for some things, but not everything. So I feel like if you had tea, you still would have eaten this. It is. That's what I'm positing. Seeing some of your picks, Gavin, it does make. I had a conversation before earlier today with Eric in which we had a slight debate whether baked potato count for me. So for you with some of the leaps, the goldfish, the kind bar, you got a few extensions here.

I didn't know whether this one... Oops. Oh, that's too big, that one. Isn't it stupid how some photos are too big and others aren't? Makes no sense. Okay, are you ready for a strike? Oh, I can't wait. Am I going to slack?

No, no, no. The one that didn't post, I'll give it to you later. It was a ginger shot, which I didn't know whether it was food or not, or a drink, but it was just like a probiotic ginger juice. I would say it's a drink.

Either way, that's fine. I can send you the fact that it made my... Oh, no, I can't send you that. That's too big as well. I'll just go and shove it up my ass. Next one. You want to see the strike? I want to see the strike so bad. Now, this was because I had people over.

Everyone's ordering the same food. I had to make do with what I had access to. I mean, it's just sushi. You've had sushi. That's nuts. But does it help you that I ordered the Gandhi's Inferno, the Godzilla roll,

and the Geisha roll? I thought you were going to argue that they're green. I appreciate that you went with the G for what they were called. It's still sushi. That's a strike. None of them were good. And they're from San Francisco, apparently. I think that's just where DoorDash is from.

Let me introduce you to probably my best meal of the entire event. We've got a garden salad with ginger dressing, garlic bread, some ground beef sauce, and some gnocchi. That looks delicious. That's a lot of cheese right there. That was the most cheese I crammed into one meal. And that one was excellent. And shout out to Meg Turney for getting all that.

If anything, that's probably worth bonus points because you layered so many G's together. I considered doing an all-P pizza, but I didn't want to deal with pickles. That was my hindrance. Well, I didn't want to deal with pickles. That was my hindrance. Well, you didn't have to, you could have picked other stuff.

No, I would, but I wanted it to be for the thing to work. I needed all the peas on the menu. And that was the one that I was, I don't know. I know about this. Cause I couldn't want peppers,

pineapple, pepperoni. They had pine nuts. I wasn't sure where that would fall. Uh, and the pickles was the distractor there. I, as you said, Jeff, great, great use of cheese, Gavin.

Yeah. Thanks. Let me see if I can get those ones that didn't work real quick. Here we go. It was this one. Oh, seems to be working. That was the ginger shot. The ginger shot.

Yeah, that's the beverage. It's the drink. That's not your fun. Yeah. Okay. And it did. No, never mind. The other one didn't take.

Also, in addition, I know we weren't doing drinks, but I exclusively drank grapefruit flavored sparkling water. I like that you didn't actually eat any grapefruit, though. You only drank it. I like that. Bubbly. That's good water. Yeah, I like it.

And that's me. I'm done. I don't remember what the order, but that was everything I ate. So I'd say, conservatively, Gavin, maybe one and a half strikes. I'm going to go with one. I think one.

I think there's sushi. You think one? Yeah, what's the other strike? Goldfish? I'm totally on board with the goldfish. Goldfish is fine. If we're going to let Greek yogurt go, we've got to let goldfish go. And garlic bread, because that's bread.

No, you ate garlic and Greek and goldfish. And you're giving me garden vegetable soup? I was ignoring that. You did so well in other areas. We'll do one and a half strikes. How about that?

We have our ratings. Eric, how many strikes would you give Gavin? Oh, this is good. I mean, that's, it shouldn't even, I shouldn't probably be involved. I think that the gelato to me is like, that's fine, but then the goldfish aren't. I also don't think progresso soup is a G.

The granola is fine. The kind bar, yeah, you could do that because it's a granola bar. The overnight grains, I don't agree with. I don't think overnight grains should count. What is that then?

Just parfait? Yeah, or overnight grains, which would be O. But it's grains. Yeah, this is the baked potato. It's baked potato. I think Andrew's sweet potato, this is the baked potato. It's baked potato. I think Andrew's sweet potato should be a strike. No, that's a vegetable.

It's different to a potato. Vegetable would be B if we're doing vegetable. P would be potato. Sweet potato would be S. Baked potato. Sweet potato isn't a potato with sugar on it. It's a different vegetable. So how about, Ericic could you quietly i think i think if i was giving gavin strikes i think i

could settle for two and be comfortable but if you guys want to go with one and a half it would be fine i just want to in the background could you just do your own strikes and at the end we could just hear your perspective on where the strikes are sure okay so now we'll move on to you jeff the floor is yours i'm so excited uh okay so much like gavin i didn't take uh i didn't write down what i ate when i ate it i just took a picture of everything i ate and uh i will say also um not to uh play the heartstrings uh here for you guys but um i have a very sick dog here and he had to go to the hospital for 24 hours and so i didn't eat a lot during this period because i was running around back and forth because henry has pneumonia uh he's fine now he's he's back home he's doing

better uh but it was a stressful like 24 hours for me and so it was a little hard for me to follow along uh it's a good picture of g for some reason. Oh, it went through. That's what the ginger shot did to my face. Sorry to interrupt this nice... Nice? Not nice. I feel like I was faced with a really difficult letter in you. You absolutely were.

It's odd that that was the letter we chose to dissect as a difficult letter in the previous episode. And then suddenly you miraculously pulled it. But whatever. Not to be deterred. I did my best. I started out. I ate a lot of these over the week.

I got some Uncrustables. That's a... I'm bummed. It literally says 58 grams of sandwiches uh it's Uncrustables they start with a U they have I got them in peanut butter

I got them in grape or sorry uh strawberry I got them in grape as well I didn't take a photo of the grape this one might be a little bit more

of a stretch but uh for a snack along with Uncrustables I found uh uh these things they're not gonna be happy with it if I'm losing you here things are gonna get worse it's only just begun that's is the brand they make us balls I think they're called so that I feel like that counts by the way gun. Utz is the brand. They make Utz balls, I think they're called, so I feel like that counts.

By the way, they're great. My family has fallen in love with Utz. We're going to eat a lot. As you know, that Monday night, I had to go out to dinner with my daughter for her 17th birthday. I asked you guys specifically, we were going to go get sushi. I said, can I go to a place called Uchi, because it starts with a U, and you said

no, you can't go to that restaurant. It doesn't count. So I didn't. I went to the sister restaurant, Uchi Ko. It's a totally different place. And if I'm being honest with you, and I think Gavin will back this up, I think it's better anyway. Oh, it's way better. For proof, here's a picture Millie took of me walking in the door at Uchi Ko.

I didn't take a picture. Why do you look blind? I don't know uh i didn't take a what do you look blind i didn't think i was i was posing uh i didn't uh i didn't take any photos of any of the uchiko stuff i ate inside but it all started with a u there was you steak there was you tuna there's udamame it's all i like that one of jeff's pictures of what he ate is the picture of a roof of a building. Then for breakfast the next morning. Breakfast is difficult.

Can we put this picture of you going into the restaurant on a shirt? This is what an insane picture. Listen, listen, you can put that photo on a shirt right after you put bingo can't do it on a shirt. That's got to come first. We'll talk about that later. I'm pretty sure you're reaching for the wrong side of the door. Isn't that a hinge you're reaching for? I wasn't reaching for anything. I was posing with my handout to say, like, here is Uchiko.

Breakfast was difficult. Well, no, before we move away from the photo, there's a reflection in the door of somebody, a ghostly reflection of someone who seems terrified. Is that a mirror that shows you your future? Yeah, that's an employee who's wondering why we're taking 45 fucking photos in front of the door and not just walking in.

He looks like a character in the Walking Dead Choose Your Own Adventure movie. At the Telltale game, he does. Okay, so breakfast. Hopefully you guys are with me so far and I don't have any strikes. We'll see about this one. Turns out there's something you can eat

for breakfast called unicorns. So I had those. I appreciate the thumb placement. That's a great, the waffles, yeah. Oh, is my thumb covering? I don't know that that's the case. It's called Kellogg's Unicorn. You missed the bottom right waffles, yeah. Oh, is my thumb covering? I don't know that that's the case. It's called Kellogg's Unicorn.

You missed the bottom right waffles, by the way. Oh, I'm not sure if that's for this box. Anyway, those right there. Also the pearl waffle on the bottom left. Those right there, they taste like shit. They're cotton candy flavored. They look terrible. They're fucking disgusting. I didn't enjoy any of this week, by the way.

Everything sucked that I had to eat. For lunch that day i believe it was uh i had uh keep it with the unicorn theme i had some unicorn shapes for lunch uh they were pretty good i'm not gonna lie they were cheesy uh placement is so good those are craft unicorn shapes they're really good look them up it's a food uh yeah i cover up the word craft but it's their craft unicorn shapes. They're really good. Look them up. It's a food. Yeah, I cover up the word craft, but it's there. Craft unicorn shapes. Then for dinner that night, I was really proud of this. And I think you guys will be with me here.

I ate from a place called Umami Burger. So I had an umami. You didn't cover burger with your thumb. Well, it's called umami. It says umami in big letters. Hang on. What did you get from umami burger? I got an umami it says umami in big letters hang on what did you get from umami burger i got a new mommy burger that's what it's like the number one yeah and and uh and then i the next day uh uh i had uh for a snack i had uh i might be losing you a little bit on this one. I had an Urito. If we don't see some Udo noodles

or actually something with a Uriga That's what I think is impressive. I don't think you have a single nut strike. You only have strikes! For lunch today, I had an We can see the B through the paper! Well, that picture was too big. So I'll have to skip to...

Let's see. Oh, man. I like how some of them don't work on Discord. I know. It makes no sense, right? I had... For a snack, I had Uddy Uddys. Those are really good if you ever have them. They're chocolatey. Uddy Uddys. Oh, I had Uddy Uddys. Those are really good if you ever have them.

They're chocolatey. Uddy Uddys. You were presenting this up front. You were presenting this like you may have taken some slight liberty in Vegas. I had some Ushers, which were very good.

You can see right there it says Ud Ushers. That's what those are called. Which is very good Oud ushers is what those are called. I also had this stuff is great if you ever Shit, this is too big to what a piss take hold on Let me let me do something with these real fast cuz these are too good to miss Yeah, I had to take screenshots of my yeah, just to make that's what I'm gonna. This was your Game this is your game. This was your game, and you're showing us Oot Ushers. Like, what? I think it's pronounced Oot Ushers, not Oot Ushers.

But I don't know. I'm not entirely sure about that. And then, what was it? Oh, yeah. Here we go. Let me take a screenshot of this guy, too. I think if you're with me so far i think we're fine and it sounds like you guys i don't think anyone's with you and i don't think

there's been any implication that we are even slightly with you so you guys are with me got it uh okay so we'll do uh let's see where we go um oh yeah this is an i had an this was not very good i had an upped ust. It's sort of a... It's like a baked dish. Cylindrical baked dish. It's called an Uft-Ust. You can see it right there on the box. It's Sam's Choice Uft-Ust.

I got that at Walmart. Now you're in Andrew's territory. Yeah. Then I got... Oh, I like this one. I think you'll like this one. Put some effort into this one. I ate some...

How is that too big? I just fucking screensh that you gotta be my bottle Let me try again. All right. Here. We go. There's no point counting strikes Eric He is we're in a different inning based off of Jeff's photos. I ate some That's unchen unch It's like a bunch and unch unchen unch. It's like a snack snack Pretty good.

I have never seen... It's hard to tell how mad I am because it's so funny. It's hard to tell. I've never seen anyone try so hard yet not try at all. I had some Unchos. What?

These are pretty good. It's like a potato-y. Unchos, they're crispy. I got those from Walmart as well. I like that you put the... You scribbled out the brand name and not potato crisps. Unchos is what they're called.

Oh, I had this today. I had one of these today. It's called an up cake. They're like a little footballs on them. Those are good. You didn't. You went from order. As long as there was a you somewhere in the food, even if it's not in the food and only in the brand name,

it was good enough for you. And then the last thing I had, now this one might be a stretch. I apologize for this one. I was losing some steam at the end. I had what I like to call an upside down burger, which you might call a Big Mac, but if it's upside down,

I assumed that it would count. So I'll take a strike on that one because I feel like that's a little, that's a bridge too far, but I feel pretty good about the other. Hey, can I ask why you didn't just do that with all your fucking foods, dude? Because I thought of it today.

So anyway, I did my best. I did my best. It was hard to eat the ewes. Here's what you should do between Monday of next week and the next recording. Uh-huh. You should do the challenge. Yeah, just one. Not even the challenge, just eat one new food.

Just one. Unquestables! I ate unquestables. That's the same. It doesn't count. Umami! I had umami. Oh, I had udon when I was at Uchiko.

That counts. You didn't include that. You didn't even show us that. I didn't make the cut. I didn't take any pictures of the inside Uchiko. What do you mean? I don't know. I just didn't think to.

It was like a fancy birthday dinner. I don't want to be like taking photos of food in a dark room. Right, but you didn't even tell us that you ate it. You didn't mention it. I forgot about it until just now. It's the only genuine you you've had. I think everything I showed you was a you. Even when I yelled out,

I'd be pissed if there's no Udo. Look, look, look. I get, I get, I get that the upside down burger is probably not right. I'll take a strike on that. But ushers, okay, so one strike, Eric.

Unch and unch, umami. I stopped counting. I got to like seven, and I just went that's enough. I'm just gonna start real foods on shows Upcakes, I don't know what to tell you I don't know what to tell you yeah I know this I don't I don't feel like you did, but you did something I don't know what you did, but you you didn't do this you took the most pictures thanks you didn't do that thanks

I also put a lot of work in I painted shit I had to I had to go buy red paint at the store to paint those bags I why didn't you just use

red ushers I didn't think to anyway so I don't know how to determine who won but I guess it sounds like i might have more than one strike and so andrew had one gavin that one and i guess andrew you win yeah i think andrew wins i guess technically i win thanks it doesn't feel great with a

equal amount of effort across the board andrew wins i yeah i wish we did you like first that really that was deflating in a weird way. I don't know. That was the best order. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was the order that, I'm pretty sure that was the order that needed to go in. Well, should I, Eric, should I get into what I was going to talk about now? Oh, 100%.

Yeah, no, no, do it now. Do we have time? Yes, we'll go long if we have to. Jeff confided in me earlier this week and brought it here that he here that he thinks that he's been fucked with andrew brought his video or photo evidence that he pulled the numbers legally to me and nick and i don't even know what to tell you guys let me let me start

this has to go to very specific this This better not be recorded. I recorded. It's not fixed. I recorded the numbers being pulled for all of us. And that evening, Gavin and I were talking and I said, what do you think the odds? Because it was ridiculous. The ones we pulled. I said, what percentage of the audience do you think will think that I have somehow rigged this so that i have the easiest letter and i don't remember what you said at that time but you brought up you did record it so you

have proof so it's fine it doesn't really matter and i was like yeah you know you're right we're all good a few hours later i watched the video and i feel like i'm okay i'm just i'm just i need to prepare to be annoyed there we go go on i watched the video and i realized i realized i was in deep trouble i've got a real issue in my head jeff is maybe the worst photo taker in the world i think i might be the worst video taker of all time this is maybe beyond jeff love i'm gonna put it why am I catching heat all of a sudden because no you're known for your bad photos don't give you know I mean look at that picture of the upside

down bugger it looks like it was taken in the dark I think it was I'm just equating it to let me make sure I get the right thing so I saw this and I thought oh god so I organized a special little recording with Eric and Nick on Monday

to show them the proof that I have and to go over. I think that will go out at some point soon. I'm not sure when exactly. So you presented evidence? I presented the video evidence that I have. How do I see this? I'm going to put it in the Slack.

I'm just trying to find it. Share message. How do I do this? Ah, my phone. Now this is something that could be edited out. No. I should have prepped this better.

This is on me. Yeah, I think. Nick, please leave this part in. No. Okay. I think this is it. This is it. I think this is it.

We're going to send this. We're going to hope that this is it. So it's in the face thing. It's uploading right now. It is the video of me drawing the ball. Okay. Still waiting for it to come through. It's loading.

It's more than halfway. But Gavin, you were right. Prepare to be annoyed. Oh, okay. I'm going to hit play. Is that right? Yeah, go ahead. Three, two, one, play.

This is the only video proof I have of the draw. 721 in. There's a finger in the top of the screen. Yep, finger in frame. Drops out. Rolls onto the floor. And it stops there?

I didn't... So this is... So you didn't show the first two numbers be pulled well i think there's a show the i have different number oh you do what is interesting is that you're not even filming the top of the ramp or the ball spinning you could have just so dropped it in with your hand one would assume he his hand his right hand is right above his thumb that you can see in the video and he just drops the ball into the plastic thing. I'm gonna I've gone frame by frame over this video.

This is the best angle of the ball I have in the video. This is the best shot that we get of it going down the chute. I think you could see a 16 if you know what it is. By the way it looks like an 18 to me. That's what we're printing on the vinyl. If you know what it is, by the way, it looks like an 18 to me.

That's what we're printing on the vinyl. The episode 60. This is all in their hole. Andrew, Andrew had. I think that they bring up a great point of you're shooting at such a weird angle. If you can't see where the numbers are, You can't see where the ball comes out. You only see this ramp. Why is that?

Yeah, I was about to get into that. So the reason why we have the angle that we do is because I was recording in my underwear and it was reflective. Everything on the bingo machine is reflective and I didn't want to be in the machine. So I'm actually standing in my bathroom filming the least reflective area of it. And I wasn't looking at what I was filming. I was looking at the machine the entire time.

I didn't actually know what I had filmed until that evening. But I recognize it looks terrible. That made more sense to you than putting shorts on. Well, I didn't know where the shorts were. The show is ongoing. I don't want to put a pause to any of the action that's happening. I mean, it took you 45 minutes to show us the video. You could have put on 18 pairs of shorts in that time.

Well, I didn't plan on it. It's fair. It's a fair point. I didn't plan on it in that moment. It was a mistake. The ball didn't catch. I asked several people. Didn't get many 16s.

So I took to Twitter. I't get many 16s. So I took to Twitter. I posted that photo you saw. Yeah. And I asked, what number do people see? Almost unanimously, by a large majority, most people see 18. There were 11 16s, though. So there were some people that did see the 16. So I feel like that needs to go in.

Most definitely 18. And I can see that, but if you look at the still photo of all three of them in their placement, the 16 has a real hook on it. It's really curved. So it makes sense that in the movement, the spin, the motion effect,

wouldn't make it appear to be an 18 when it is a 16. I've been running this back and forth. I've been analyzing frame by frame. I do believe that is the 16, just based on the motion blur pattern, as you were saying. It still doesn't prove that you didn't just drop it further up the machine, though. Yeah, if

anything, your video evidence has weakened the case to me that this was legitimate. Because you released a video that doesn't show any of the balls legitimately being pulled. I don't know what you mean by that. What do you mean? You can't see them go through the machine. We just see them show up on a little plastic tray.

For all I know, your mom is dropping them down the other side other side first of all that's impossible for how the machine is designed i'll take photo of the machine nobody knows because we can't see the machine second of all this is the first thing i'm gonna say nobody asked me to bring this forward i am the one who brought all of this to you i was about to request this by the way this very this very episode. Well, you didn't. I came first with it. That may be true. I believe you in that, but I feel like I get points for stepping forward with this without anyone demanding the proof and coming from a position of, I know this looks horrendous. You get 16 points for coming forward.

However, you lose 36 points for the poor filming. What's impressive with the negative 20 points is that's only half the amount of strikes that you had. In the grand scheme of things. Look, man, I knew going into it I was getting strikes. Yeah, you had a brutal... That's what made it worse. As you said, they were very suspicious letters. Everybody sort of had some connection to the letter.

It made it feel fake. When Eric told me that you thought that this is all an elaborate prank against you i'm like i'm i thought i was dead i assumed i was dead going into this with the reveal of what my proof is yeah i still think it was an elaborate prank against me still even after all this yeah i mean the more so because of this what huh you said even after all this what has has occurred here that would change Jeff's mind at all? You filmed a bingo machine from another room. Yeah, well, I, you know.

He didn't film the bingo machine. He filmed the tray under the bingo machine. So why didn't you stand to the right and hold your phone out? Like, what was the big fear about the reflection? Oh, because I was in minor one. No, I mean, stand out the right and hold your phone out? What was the big fear about the reflection? Because I was in minor one. No, I mean stand out the way of the reflection. You sure are. I was.

That's what I did. What are you talking about? That's what the video is. That's exactly what he did, Gavin. That's what happened. In the process of doing it, he was so focused on the machine, he didn't pay attention to what he was looking at. Filming.

I was looking at the machine the whole time, not the phone displaying the video displaying I just don't understand why you had to be in the bathroom because I reflective because it's a dome it's a plastic dome that every best off in a single frame of this frickin thing you're you're right but me being in the bathroom would allow me to film the dome, but I didn't know I wasn't filming the dome! You're saying being in the bathroom would have allowed you to film it correctly, and then you didn't anyway? Yes! Yeah, because I'm terrible at filming videos! That's how this started! I'm the Jeff of videos!

Stop attacking me! I didn't realize my fingers in the frame of the video! There's a lot of issues! I clearly wasn't seeing what was happening. I just don't know how you tried so legitimately to do it right, but I have no other recourse but to ask you to use your get out of Greg. I'm not using it. I'm not using it.

This is Andrew. This is insane. I'm not presenting it to me. Mr. Mr. Judge over here. All of a sudden, 10 minutes ago,

I don't want to be involved. I don't want to give an opinion. Now you're laying down the law. What are you talking about? I think this is crazy. I think this is crazy. I agree. I agree with that, but I don't agree with the other thing.

You know, I think... I think I believe Andrew. I definitely salad creamed 100%. I wish you could know the fear. I wanted to record then. I was mad that I didn't look at the video before. I was like, I'm fucked.

There's nothing I could do. This is terrible. I think the first person I showed the photo to said, what number do you see? They said like 56 and I just said, I could do. This is terrible. I think the first person I showed the photo to said, what number do you see? They said like 56, and I just said, I'm fucked. There's, oh, I'm in trouble. 500 replies to what number? This is nine of them see 11 or six.

16. I'm mad. I'm not even saying the right numbers. It's so blurry. It's so blurry, and I went frame by frame The issue is that not only did it bounce out of the chute It bounced while facing the machine the entire time the numbers I was trying to look at it in the reflection of the black thing. Yeah, it's tough. It's not even in there

It's not there. I checked frame by frame. Oh So this is what i was going to do this is these are my offers i'm either willing i'm willing to do this again do a redraw i'm willing to take this as an r and do it again with r because most people see it as 18 or if you believe me we can just move on any of those options i think are fair i it was my job to capture the proof I delivered insufficient evidence there's room for speculation I own that

is there a fourth option where I don't believe you and we still move on I mean if you want to sure yeah I'm happy with that one too you don't believe me I believe you i believe you oh man i think i believe you but it it's just so hard i yeah you're such a trickster

you're so wily so here i'm gonna i just took a photo of the machine you see i couldn't rig it because it's a plastic top over the hole so you can can't just drop it in. Yeah, but I can't see your legs. I don't see you at all in this. Like, I'm not crazy. Like, Nick, do you see him? Nick, can you, like, face-tramp in and look? This is a different angle. I can definitely see him.

This is a different angle? This is the angle, Andrew. No, it's not. No, it's not. Every photo you submit is worse than the last. No, it's not. You should not have said this photo. No, listen's not. No, it's not. Every photo you submit is worse than the last. You should not have said this photo. No, listen to me. You fucking idiot, Gavin.

You dummy. How am I turning the machine on? How am I doing it from this angle? How's that going to work? How am I going to activate it? You said you just have to hit a button and then watch what happens. On the other side of the machine. I don't have 10 foot off.

Oh, so I'm just going to hit it. I'm going to walk. walk you want me to walk it'll look like the fucking Blair Witch Project Me taking all the steps the frickin blurry 56. No, I'm saying if you think the blurry thing is bad That was me standing kind of prepared you want to put movement you want to add actual? To this turn a frickin light on it won't be so blurry it's pretty bright in here i actually don't think i know the light i know i like that you take an immaculate picture of the machine without i can barely even see your hand yeah there's the it's fucking but do you see what i'm saying with the cover you're like you just drop the ball you can't it goes in the hole on the right and it's a secure plastic box. Then it rolls down the chute.

It rolls right towards you. What are you talking about? It's on the other side of the fucking... No. You're... The ramp is coming to where you're stood. No, I'm going to... What do you mean, where I'm stood?

I'm saying you could have hit the button, nipped to this position, and the ball would have rolled towards you. I'm sending you another photo right now of where I don't want to do that you probably shouldn't i would think that it's not a good idea photo right now i don't think you understand where i am in relation to this machine i think we need i think you're in the bathroom no right now i'm currently sitting at my desk to record right yeah you could have recorded it like this no i couldn't have i can't reach the button and it turns off every time it goes through but so you so operates you have to hold down the

button or you just tap the button you push the button and typically it gets a ball really quickly and then it turns off and you have to hit the button again to draw it again so by the time i sat down it takes 20 seconds for freaking freaking board to come out. It does. It's a 20 second video. Do you want to know why? Do you want to know why that happened? I can get us another photo right now. Oh boy.

You would have had enough time to hit the button, pick up a sushi container and sit in your chair and it still wouldn't have come out. You're right, but this is what happened. Okay? I put the thing in... I put it in incorrectly. I put it in... It's not in correctly.

So it's... So the machine doesn't... There's no integrity? So see, the plastic part is sort of at an angle. This is getting worse and worse. Is that so that you can put the 16 directly in the feed hole? No, I just didn't notice when I... He just slammed it back down after he did the 16.

When I... No, no, no. It is amazing to me, Andrew, that you have an ability to weaken your case with each new photo it's phenomenal can i fix the machine and then show how quickly it gets the ball can i do that right now jeff said that he was willing to just say i don't believe you but we can move on and then you started sending photo evidence and now nobody believes you and we're not moving on.

Nick said this is more intense than watching the Sapruta film. Eventually he's going to release, he's going to go through all of his photos until eventually it shows him just putting the number 16 on the track. No, but it shows a box full of 16s to the right. Let me... Let me argue against Eric for a moment. The baseline was,

Jeff doesn't believe me, but we can move on. There's really nowhere to go but down in the fact that I know I'm innocent. I didn't do it. So I might as well continue to attempt to provide. And if nothing changes, I just remain where I was.

I lose nothing in attempting to clear my name. I don't think you were remaining where you were, bud. I don't think you were either. Can I attempt to adjust the machine to show what I was anticipating as far as how quickly? What is that going to do? Take us back in time four days? What are you talking about?

You're saying, like, why didn't you do this? And I said, because it immediately turns off once it finds a ball. All right, I have a why didn't you do this? And I said, because it immediately turns off once it finds a ball. Why didn't you wear shorts? We went over that already. We went over that. That means he's podcasting naked again. No, no, no, no.

Now, first of all, we recorded early. I don't remember who did that, but we recorded earlier than normal on the West Coast. I woke up. I did some stuff for MVP. Went into the recording. didn't expect to be on my bingo machine reflective nobody needs to see that i certainly don't want to see that now i am owning i botched the video the video is terrible it is horrendous it does nothing how either you did salad cream or greg it i'm sort of fuzzy now on the definition of of both of those But after all that, I still believe you for some reason.

I think you actually pulled the 16. None of this is... This is all self-inflicted by me. Once again. Here's what I'll say. If we ever have a face film festival, that video is the main video. I want to see that in a theater with 200 other people.

I want to run that still frame through with with 200 other people i want to run that still frame through some ai that somehow like demotion blurs yeah and see what it comes up with that was great what is going on back there he's he's turning on the fucking bingo machine he could he can't let sleeping dogs lie what does he think that's gonna do nothing i have no i what did he think any of this was gonna do what was going to absolve him oh boy i mean jeff you have to know that we've me and nick have known about this since monday and had to sit on it and it has been very difficult dude that is wild let me say. I don't know how you guys have handled it. And that's why I could tell.

I could tell there was a lot going on yesterday when I was mentioning to you that I thought that I questioned the integrity of the competition. I couldn't tip my hand, but at the same time, what is there to believe? Why was it filmed like that? I don't know what he's doing. I'm trying to fix the machine.

It's not popping in. It's not... It's not working! We've got to put a camera in his bedroom. Maybe we should get... I think I got it. Okay. Hey, guys, I think he's got it.

I did it. It's unplugged. One sec. It's unplugged. It always sounds like he's wrestling his environment. Like everything that's upright is like falling on him in the background. It's like Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun when he's on the... Or no, OJ Simpson when he's on the tugboat.

Oh my God. He puts his foot in a bear trap and falls out the window. Puts his hand on the hot stove. There we go. It's so loud. It's so loud. See how quick that was? How am I going back?

That was immediate. Is it still in the same place now as where it was in that picture? Now it drops. I like his point that it happens so fast he can't get back in time to film from a different angle. Yet the one video we get to watch was filmed from another room. Well, because it's next to it. The rooms are next to it. So you're saying if it's on the fridge, you're saying you can't hit the button and sit down and have a video of it coming out?

Yeah, not from where I was sitting, no. Hmm. I'll try right now. Yeah. I'm gonna put the ball back in. So he's not filming this? Or he is filming this? I don't know Yeah, you should film it. What is this fucking podcast at this point? What have we become? Oh, oh lord

That sounds like plenty of time There goes a little time in the world Ah the chute malfunctioned I'm stuck in the chute I'm not kidding it's stuck in the tray I don't know what it is If I was over there I could just I'm not kidding. It's stuck to the tray. I don't know what it is. If I was over there, I could just move the chute and this wouldn't be a problem.

Look at that. Stuck in the chute. Classic stuck in the chute scenario. Well, there you have it. Another episode of F*** Faces in the Books. That was like 10 minutes of you just incriminating yourself. I'm innocent.

I didn't buy it. Just watch a man shoot himself in the foot over and over. That was the equivalent of sending your text to the wrong lawyer. No, but I didn't do it. I'm innocent. I'm going to throw up from laughing. I got P and I completely ruined it. I got the best letter.

You got P and you got 16. The ultimate in face law. We should also say, a very visual episode. All the pictures are in the video files on YouTube. They're also on our Instagram, I assume, in about 19 different posts. Probably gonna take a few, yeah. We'll probably have one for each contest. And then the Andrew Ball saga.

Woo! Like and subscribe. I heard the ball saga. Woo! Like and subscribe. I heard the ball fall. That's six. It was six. It's not six. Cut. Hey guys, Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face.

Jeff can't hold his water. Don't drink from the water heater. Let's make a movie podcast. British food is strange. Bingo is the greatest dog movie of all time. What happened to the monkey movie? It's Jeff's tiny town. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil.

All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.