F**kface - American Gavin // Andrew's Official Tom Cruise Ranking [55]

Episode Date: May 28, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Behind the Mask hangover, hot dog hangover, Nick's consumption, dog spread, ratrods, Bret with One T, Rascal Gavin, Geoff catching foul balls, menu typo, upcoming sausage talk, draft tease, Nic Cage movies, Equalizer, Tom Cruise movies, best actor with worst stinkers, Gizmo & Dillbot, laziest thumbnail, Gavin & Nick's Show, food served in itself, 3D printing heads, oyster record, horse attribution, and animal foods. Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code REGULATION Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello. Hello, boys. Hello. How's everyone doing? Lovely. Good. I've had about three minutes to recover from that. Let's play we did Gavin how did you feel after we did behind the mask last episode a little bit gassy it fucked me up I do not do not turn your c-pat machine all the way up and then start talking with it on Yeah, I never went full full blast on it, but I did uh swallow quite a lot of air There's a lot of air.

How long were you fucked up for, Andrew? I had a headache for a few hours after. And then the next day I had some blood in my nose from I think I was blasted my nose too hard. So she's Christ, dude. It's like a minor nosebleed type situation. It wasn't terrible. But yeah, I'm not doing 25. You tortured yourself. But doing the full man full blast again, that was that was too much.

Yeah, I just felt like I wanted to throw up because the air we catch through my throat hole. It's yeah, it's it's I like that you're also on the seat back. It gives me somebody to talk about these things. Yeah, got a little pap chats. There's some unusual problems. You wouldn't know this, Jeff, because you haven't had to deal with it.

But the thing you have to put the water into worst design product of all time. Stock ship. Not even a product, just thing. It's just absolute dog shit. However, it's designed. Why? What makes you say that? What's so bad about the design? It's just so awkward to fill the thing, the lid to like lock it in is fidgety. It leaks. It's just a nightmare. It tips over if you're not on a perfectly flat surface.

And you can't because of how it like springs back. You can't just leave the lid open naturally. And it's a disaster. Is there only one model like that? You guys all use the same thing. They're not different brands you could try. There are, but I think we're both assigned the same line up. I think that different models are the same brand.

It's like we're both on Apple devices, but different ones. But it's the same ecosystem. Yeah, they both they both removed the headphone jack. Yeah. Speaking of being a little fucked up when we sat down to play it, to do our let's play this morning, Nick and Gavin, you both mentioned not feeling at your best today. I I think I'm done with dollar hot dog night. I think they've managed to monetize.

Hey, we need to throw away all this rancid food Let's charge everyone a dollar instead of just throwing it away and the buns would dog shit They're like crusty stale. The dogs were just I didn't get a single good enjoyment even while I was eating them So last night for Eric and Blaine's birthdays, we went to a Round Rock Express dollar hot dog night game. And I was excited because it was, you know, I'm closing in on my 70, my yearly average, and I thought I could bang out a lot. I bought four hot dogs, four dollar hot dogs last night.

I managed to get down two of them, and I just threw the other two away. I really, they were not great. They were definitely. I think the dollar hot dog night on Wednesdays is because on Thursday they get new hot dogs in and they're like, you just got to burn through what we have left. I didn't get sick or anything, but two hot dogs was definitely enough for me. And I just I had such high expectations and high hopes for more. And I just couldn't do it.

I had to. I woke up with a rock. Andrew, don't don't listen to these guys. The hot dogs really crazy. You're an idiot. Yeah. Don't listen to these. They look good. The hot dogs were just fine. It was like every other dollar hot dog night. They were just fine. It was they were there. The hot dogs were fine.

They were obvious. It was just fine. The nachos were stale. Millie got sick on the way home. She was like, oh, I don't know if those hot dogs were fine. They were obvious. It was just fine. The nachos were all stale Millie. Yeah, we got sick on the way home She was like, oh, I don't know if those hot dogs were good Home so three of us got instantly sick. No, they're fine. I felt fine too personally I don't know if I fully blame the hot dogs I I was sat behind Nick and Nick was like, oh the hot dogs are sitting great And then he was like, maybe this will fix it and he just poured a couple of beers on top. Yeah

Now that his kid his kid got milkshake and then he finished Nick you not feeling well, do you think that was just from the hot dogs? No, no, I'm extenuating circumstances What was that? What was that extenuating circumstance? Well, it was a whole box of Nashville hot chicken from Jack in the Box earlier in the day. Okay. Which is the saltiest food in the world. And then the two hot dogs and then my wife ate half one and Archie ate half his. So I ate both of theirs, which added up to one dog. Uh, and then did the beer and then did the milkshake. That's so much. I was talking to Nick throughout the night and as more time went

on and as he was pouring more just awful shit on top of his rancid shit, he started like you started to like squint a little bit while you're talking and so you're getting more in there. This is you're experiencing 100% eat Nick where he just nothing will stop him. He gets met. So we did a live stream for our anniversary, like a week ago, and we're like, oh, should we eat before?

We went, yeah. And then Michael's like, surprise, I got a 30 piece nugget from Chick-fil-A. Nick got mad that Michael brought the 30 piece nuggets, not because it was like, oh man, what a miscommunication. He went, ugh, no, I have to eat all these nuggets. No, I was mad because I asked before we went in if we should eat and you were like,

yeah, you should probably go ahead and eat. So I ate a meal expecting, you know, whether it's not gonna be food. So I'll, you know, but then there's food that shows up and I can't let it go to waste, but also it's nuggets. I gotta eat them. This is the same, what he said and what I said is the same thing.

It's not the same thing. I said the thing he said he and I said the same thing I just posted a picture of some food that absolutely should have gone to waste that should all have been about I think they're fine. How are you meant to do the mustard and ketchup? I was gonna I need to know what's going on this condiment situation, because it is. Yeah, there's like a plunger thing and it just it shoots out bad. Yeah, it's like a plunger thing. And in one hand, I've got a drink.

So I've got drink in hand and I'm using that drip, that hand to push the plunger. The other hand has a tray of three dogs. Right. And you can you can sort of push down on the plunger and slowly move the tray towards

to get like a nice thing. But then the tray hits the thing. That's why my mustard stops halfway across the dog. And then you try to angle it the other way, but then you're going across three dogs, but it doesn't make any sense. The layout is so stupid. My wife used a fork to spread it on her hot dog.

I used the jalapeno. There you go, there you go. You should have used the other dog, Gavin, to redistribute on the other dog. I've got jalapeno. There you go. There you go. You should have used the other dog, Gavin, to redistribute on the other dog. I got no hands free. Yeah. It was a really fun night and it was for my birthday. So I bought myself a jersey,

which I've never really done before. I got a Chupacabras jersey, which is like their alternate. And then I got the name on the back. Big dog. Big dog one. So I did that. That was, I've never done done that before and I was really thrilled to be doing it Oh, it was a really fun game. It was a good time all of these hot dog photos makes me want to share something

I'm a little embarrassed about Over the over the weekend. I went to a race I went to the cotton bowl speedway with burn dog And it's a place that he loves absolutely, and he's been trying to get us to go for like a year so we finally went. And by the way, I'm gonna tell you right now, Regulation is sponsoring a car. We are gonna get involved in the local racing business. It ain't expensive, it ain't gonna be hard, and we're gonna have some fucking fun. We sat down, they said on your market set, go. And before I could look up at the cars, there was a crash.

By the time I caught up to it, there was a car doing flips in the air, it flipped three times in the air. Oh my God. We hadn't been there six minutes yet, it was insane. Guy was totally fine, by the way. Good. And after that, no more flippy wrecks.

I thought, whoa, is this what it's like? Apparently it's not, that was not that was just a rarity But anyway while I was there I ate two hot dogs which were I must admit much better much much better than the ones we had interest and I wanted to take photos for the hot dog group and This is the one I sent you guys because it was the good one. Yeah That's the good one. Yeah, that's the good one. I was trying to get the cars in the background That's the good one. Remember. Yeah, that's the good one. I was trying to get the cars in the background As they were going really fast, and I wanted to get the hot dog. This was the bad one that I didn't show you guys

I'm actually really embarrassed about that one Looks like a UAP Scene of nope Looked at that photo and I went oh fuck you Dude what the fuck is you have the unidentified flying dog Dude that's terrible the the cotton ball speedway was fun though. It's fucking awesome. The next one is in June. They're doing dwarf cars, whatever that is. And I'm so excited. It is. They did so much fucking fun and it ain't busy.

It ain't hard to get in. You don't stand in line for hot dogs. You don't stand in. You don't have to sit in the line to leave in your car. It's a there was like maybe 100 people spread across the whole thing. And there was room for 500. Have you never seen dwarf car racing? Not in person, no.

It's a, oh, it's those. There was a speedway El Cajon Speedway where I grew up and we'd go all the time. And so we'd see dwarf car racing. I really liked the like, that's fun. But the cars that I really like, have you guys ever seen rat rods? No. Let me see it. They are there. But the cars that I really like you guys ever seen rat rods no Let me see it. They are there. It's not rat rods sounds like it's a type of car rat rods is When you take pieces from different cars and make them a new kind of car I see okay, and so it's a

Cobbled to these are like cobbled together like junk hot rods. Yeah. Yeah. So rat rods are like that. Like this is my shit. I really like rat rods. I think they're awesome. It's very mad maxi. Yeah. This is like what rat fink would drive.

I feel like we could build a rat rod. Oh, I think we can definitely build a rat rod. It wouldn't have to do anything or go very far because it's there, baby. I think its base would be a porta potty. Yeah, absolutely. I think its base would be a porta potty. They have races you could just enter in whatever car you bring when you go to a cotton ball. So, you know, imagine us in a wacky racist style porta potty with wheels just poking out the top.

Like we could build one of these cars. Dude, we're the new we're the new Ant Hill mob from wacky races. That's awesome. That's that's the car with all the little gangsters in it. And they all sat together. And then there was one guy who stood on the front. That can be me. I was about to say that that's what I like about the dwarf cars,

as it looks like an Al Capone vehicle. But instead of crime, he chose speed. Yeah, hell yeah. I want to be the fastest guy. Dude, that's awesome. If we're going to do races and we're going to make this like a very like American thing, I think this is where our new American friend Brett should make an appearance. Brett with one T.

Brett with one T. I turned my hat around and Eric said I look really American and then I picked Brett as my American name. Kevin is a new character? Isn't that crazy? Everyone was like adding the old character traits to Brett's life, and it turns out he's on Hinge. My wife isn't really happy about that. No, she was not jazzed about you being on Hinge, or Brett being on Hinge. I did have to ask some of the single slash younger people how hinge or any dating site works because I've never actually used one

Apparently you buy lots of roses. They said they were filling me in about roses Are there any photos of Brett do it more if I wonder if I have any other additional? I think I have some I think I have a couple other Brett photos, but that one that one to me. Oh, okay here Okay, here's a couple more Brett photos I'm drinking the beer like what really sold me. But there's something about him. It's white T-shirt backwards hat is what really like does it. There's something about it.

He looks like the kid from Rascal grown up. This is what Gavin looks like. He has one game. That's that's Gavin. That's that's grown up. It's a little rascal. Little rascal, Brett. That bread is a rascal. Brett is a rascal, dude. I've just never seen Gavin like in a hat and then mad him turn it backwards.

And it was like, oh, shit, he's like so American. It's crazy. And I wanted everyone to know it was a new it was a brand new hat. So it's got the label on. He kept the sticker on. It's an Elfimoso hat. It's from our merch partner everyone to know it was a new as a brand new hat label on he kept the sticker on It's an elf. Oh so hat it's from our merch partner that gave it to him And he brought it kept the sticker on put it on crazy crazy, and I did something cool I brought my glove Andrew so I could catch foul balls if any came up and everybody made fun of me for it That's fucking cool man, I was gonna save a life. It would not all fly the company bonus though because that has to be in the bun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm not looking to get a bonus. I just want a free foul ball. Okay. I thought you brought your glove to the racing. You're gonna catch any spare fenders? Yeah. Catch a nut or a bolt. So you're a big racing guy now? I wouldn't say that, but I had a lot of fucking fun. You know, when I was a kid, my second, my first stepfather, my second dad, real dickhead, he was a drag racer. And so I spent most of my childhood at the drag races. I'm not used to round track racing. So but yeah, it was like, it was was like it's been enough time where I did.

I no longer feel misery from having to be parted all around the country on the weekends. And I would rather be playing with my friends. Sitting on a gravel parking lot, watching cars go straight. Honestly, you don't even watch cars go straight a lot. You watch cars get ready to go straight and then you watch cars pulled off of the fucking racetrack. But very rarely, they go straight for like 13 seconds, and then there's like an hour of waiting

before the next car goes straight for 13 seconds. This is way better. As the cars are pulling off the race on the right side, it's kind of like horse racing. As they're like, as like the races, they wave the checkered flag, right? And so like the Datsuns or whatever it is that are racing as they go off on the right immediately at the same time, other cars are coming at the top.

So as soon as the cars are off, a new race runs, we watch like 20 races. It felt like in two hours was awesome. There was no break in the action. Is it one of those things sort of like baseball where the experience is so heightened by being there? Like it doesn't translate TV like you never watch this on TV, but being there is a whole thing. Exactly. Never in a million years would I watch this on television. But being there, surrounded by the people that are there,

the smells that are there, the noises, it's just like a whole it really reminded me of my childhood and in a good way, I guess. That's good. It's awesome. I would love to sponsor a car. We get a dumb. What would be the thing we put on it? Like, is it hot dog? Is it a porta potty? Is it an Ian?

It's a hot dog is what we're putting on the car. Oh, it could be a porta potty. It could be a porta potty. We have to figure that out. Be an apple. Yeah. Sketch something up. We're all great at sketching. If there's one thing that this show has established, great at drawings.

Who is the most artistic in the group? It's not me. Probably you, Gav. Probably Gavin. Yeah, I think I can't draw. I'm going to get it. Gavin. I have a food thing that I think will really amuse Jeff. Oh, OK. I think you'll like this.

I really enjoy looking at menus on Uber Eats for restaurants because occasionally you get typos that can be really funny. And I got an all time typo for a menu item. It's the most unfortunate typo I think you could make for any food. Let me introduce you to the delicious one of a kind. Where is it? Fuck. That's so cool. Nick, could you edit this? You were doing such a good job of filling before you crested the hill and then you got there

and that was nothing. You should probably edit this to make him look badass. No, it's fine. You can leave the incompetence in. Let me save this. It is none other than the jalapeno poopers. Enjoy some jalapeno poopers. No, no, no.

I will go to this specific restaurant not to order, but just to look at it and laugh. It makes me so happy. I'll take the 10 piece pooper. You want the five piece or the 10 piece poopers? That's great. Oh Christ, that's awesome. Did you order them?

No, I'm not a spicy guy. I'd have been fascinated to see if that made it all the way through to the receipt. I don't think it would, because I looked at a different app and it is spelled correctly on the other food app. But I forgot you're not a spice guy. Uh, I have IBS and like stomach stuff. So it just is a bad come back. Yeah. Let's get cream cheese in it, which is fucking gross and not, not regulation at

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We're past a year, right? We had our anniversary episode. Yes, we had our second episode. We had our stream. We are in the office now. We did a great job of announcing through the podcast that we're in the office, apparently. And it seems like maybe this would be a really good time to schedule a sausage talk. Yeah. Yeah.

To talk about everything that we've been through, do the behind, you know, the whatever, the behind the sausage of it all. It just feels like a right like one year in and with all the major changes that we've just had, that probably is the time to address all that. And it feels like it's probably a little too boring to talk about in the main podcast. So yeah, we can definitely do that. Yeah. Yeah, let's do one soon.

I'll put a post up so we can do questions. Yeah, I think we should definitely take questions from the audience for this one and maybe schedule that sometime next week. Yeah, I'm cool. You guys want to we want to try for that. Maybe like the middle of the week next week. Sounds good. Yeah. OK, cool. Cool, cool, cool. Maybe Wednesday. While while we're talking about that, we had a discussion the other day that on Monday at our regular meeting that we should maybe come up with some drafts, some new draft ideas.

Do we want to do that in podcast or in sausage talk? Where would be the best place for that? I think in sausage. Okay. Well, I prepared a list of a bunch so Can you give us like can you give me a tease? Yeah, can you just give us like two? Uh, Yeah, well first off I picked there were a bunch that were already on the board that were pretty good still that I don't Think we remember like the bad day draft Like with movies like Speed and Falling Down. Best actor, worst movie. One hit wonder draft is good. Sidekick draft I think was good, but I was thinking we could do a video game protagonist draft.

Creature draft. Guys named James draft. I looked it up over the last 100 years James is the most common name so I thought why don't we pull why we do a draft of famous James's we can do that just an idea but that include Jim's and Jimmy's I don't know we'd have to discuss that in in sausage talk I think and then I thought it'd be fun what if we did a Nick Cage draft Nick Cage would be great just draft your favorite Nick Cage characters. Well, you you have you've always wanted to cage fight.

Yeah, I've been I've been. I think it's because I saw him as John Madden the other day, and I have just been thinking about him being John Madden ever since. I'm so excited to see him as John Madden. It looks so the screenshot I saw looks so bizarre, but believable somehow. Nick Cage, John Madden. I know he was making that. I didn't know they released any photos of what he looks.

Yeah, it's right here. It's a it's a David O. Russell movie, too, which is crazy. That also does not look like Christian Bale at all. Yeah, that's Christian Bale. Yeah, isn't that crazy? He looks like Billy the Exterminator. It does not look like him at all.

Like they nailed it. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. That's fantastic Everybody come up if you guys don't have if you haven't done your brainstorming yet Let's uh let's plan to do our draft talk on next week when we sausage. Let's do it I would love to do anything related to Nick Cage. What a fun career. He is had. That's just the best Just so many great movies, and I haven't even seen The Rock. I know that's an all time for him. Oh, we got to watch that with you. We do. It's a James Bond film.

What's everybody's favorite Nicolas Cage movie? Oh, Racing Arizona easily. Mm hmm. Probably Con Air. You like that more than the Snake Eyes? Yeah, I like Con Air. Hmm. Do you guys ever see Deadfall? I think that might be my favorite one. Deadfall. Yeah. He was fucking insane in that movie

No, yeah, that's where he that's where he karate chops a guy and he goes. Hi fucking yeah, it's pretty yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's the best part of that way. It's like the only part of that movie where I'm like very very into it He's in a movie called mom and dad which I think was directed by the crank people, or maybe they just produced it. And he is so much fun in Mom and Dad. Off to see that. I've never heard of it. It's great. It's a really fun premise where parents start murdering their kids. Like something happened, like there's like a an attack where like a frequency makes parents instinctually want to murder their kids.

And it's a lot of him trying to kill his kids being crazy. That's a crazy concept for a movie. Yeah, that's a there's a it's like a 28 weeks later. I don't know if you remember the opening of that movie. It's they have one of those type scenes, but it's when school is dismissed and all the parents are just like at the gates ready to kill. It's insane. It's a really fun over the top movie. So how do the kids win? Oh, they largely don't. Oh, it's like 98% of the kids dying and then

following Nick Cage's kids trying to survive him and his wife murdering them. I wonder if it could you take Nick Cage just being insane on camera, take all of that from all of his movies and make a feature length montage of him being a lunatic. Oh, definitely. Oh yeah. Absolutely. Definitely. He has a whole thing in mom and dad where he's trying to, he's trying to set up a pool

table and he can't get a level and he just fucking loses it. And it is so good. Is that before the murdering starts? I don't remember. It might be a flashback. Oh, there's it has one of the greatest like halfway through the movie, the doorbell rings and he just goes, Grandpa's here.

And like he was an audience member, go like shit the tables are turning like he's also being hunted Yeah, now he's gonna be hunted by grandpa I think grandpa's played by Christopher Lloyd Hell yeah, we gotta watch that movie How did that movie not win an Academy Award? The crazy thing about Nick Cage too is because of his money problems, he makes more movies than you can watch. So you're not going to be able to catch up on his catalog until he's dead

because he makes like seven new movies a week. It's like that YouTube stat where like 400 hours are uploaded every minute or something. How much Nicolas Cage film footage is uploaded every year? Speaking of movies, I missed out on all the equalizer talk, so I watched all three equalizer movies. Whoa! Pretty good. Yeah.

There's some crazy moments. There's like, there's no stakes whatsoever in the whole movie. You don't ever think, oh, he might lose this fight. No! Why would the equalizer ever lose? I don't know. That's sort of the point, though. That's what I like so much. And it's sort of my biggest criticism of the second film is in the first one.

Every single interaction, he's like, I'm giving you an out. Yeah, you can you can do the right thing. You don't need to escalate this. And they never do. And then he fucks them up. It's great. There's that moment in the third one at the very beginning after he runs through the drug house and then the little kid, I don't want to spoil it, but when the little kid from the car shoots him and he sits down and he puts the gun up to his head and he's going

to blow his brains out because he knows he's shot and he's done and then there's no bullets left. That was fucking crazy. He lost in that moment. Has anyone ever in a movie, like imagine if the bullet got stuck in him and he took it out of himself and then used it to kill himself. I think that'd be a bad-ass moment. That's interesting.

I thought the second one was so freaking on the nose with the storm metaphors. There was like 10 references to the storm coming. Yeah. Yeah, I don't love the second one as much, but one and three, I think are great. The third one, he, spoil earmuffs, like he gets the guy's money back for him, but then the person from the government just gives it to him in cash.

But the IRS is going to be all over that. Why not just put it in his account in cash? Ridiculous. Yeah, and cash is a move. He's got to be real smart with what he does with that money. She's going to dump that bag and immediately call the IRS. That was what's her face. Was that Ellie fanning or Dakota fanning? Yeah. Yeah. What's your favorite scene in the second one, Gavin?

Something stand out to you? Probably when he's just stood outside the house telling him what he's going to do with the kids. That is the moment of that movie is when he's just stood outside the house telling him what he's going to do with the kids. That is the moment of that movie is when he's in their driveway and asked for his wife to drop him off. It's so good. I'll be honest, I somehow completely missed all those. I don't think I even heard of that franchise. I don't I didn't even know he'd ever done a sequel.

Three of them and a fourth one on the way. That scene is so fucking bone chilling when he's like, I'm going to kill each and every one of you. And he goes, he goes, there's nothing you can do about it. Such a fuck you. He's like, I'm going to kill you and there's nothing you can do to stop me. It is funny, though, to watch the movie and just be like whatever a bad guy like steps to him or like messes with him, you just think, oh, he's just committed suicide. He's just killed himself. He's going to die now. They managed to make a movie about a protagonist who's never actually in any danger. Really

thrilling still, though, you know? Yeah. The most danger I feel like is in the first one. For sure. In the glass and what? Yeah. Oh, they're good movies. I finished all the Tom Cruise movies. I'm not done. That's out of Mission Impossible. I ran it out the whole list of full rankings. You said Bustin' Loose was your favorite. Is that right? Yeah.

Yeah. My favorite one. Losing it. Losing. I have that last. I can drop. I can copy and paste and drop my full best to worst Tom Cruise. I think number one is possible three. I think it's the best Tom Cruise can deliver. So that's in order.

Worst to best, worst to best. Wow. Collateral is high up there. I love collateral. I don't know if I ever saw collateral. So this is this is Andrew's official Tom Cruise ranking. These are my official rankings Wow I think collateral is so much fun because he so rarely just plays an unapologetic villain and I think what Tom Cruise is really good at is intensity and

He's so intense and that's man. You really like taps. I did Yeah, it's good movie. I like how far above Jack Reacher that the tropics under us I Didn't love the Jack Reacher movies people really like those movies. I didn't Didn't really I don't know verner Herzog is in the first one. He's the best part I only saw the second one and it I didn't think it was great. It's terrible the second one so bad Well, you're gonna do this with another actor now that you're done with Cruz? I'm almost done with Denzel Washington. I got like nine more of those.

And let me say his career much stronger. So many better leads. You thought the mummy was better than Cocktail? Yeah, I haven't seen the mummy and I would also put it better than Cocktail. That's awesome. That mummy, that movie is bad. It's so bad. It took me like six times to watch it, but cocktail is horrendous

It just is a waste of time by the end of it. I didn't realize Kokomo was part of that movie Mmm, that was a reveal in it. But yeah losing it legend cocktail the mummy and far and away bottom five How long did it take you to do this? Uh Few months, I guess I realized that I just sort of naturally had seen like 85 percent of these. And then a lot of them were on streaming services that I have. So it's able to pretty easily round it out. How many movies is this? It's like 45. Wow. That's a pretty solid list of a career, though.

It is not a lot of stinkers in there. Uh, I would say like, I would say like maybe risky business is the worth watching line. OK, I think this is a fascinating metric. Like if you took every actor, did the list in exactly this order, it would be interesting to mark how far down the list the stinkers end. Yeah, well, that's sort of my I've like different tears in my head where anything anything above vanilla sky, you could just completely skip. And then from vanilla sky through rock of

ages, it's fine. And then Jerry Maguire to Tropic Thunder. I guess it really Jerry Maguire down, I think is worth watching. I wonder which good actor has the most stinkers. I feel like Colin Farrell would have some ultra stinkers, but he's not bad. Yeah, he, yeah, that's a great one. Because he's kind of a stink pot, but he's really good. I really, yeah. In Bruges is so much fun.

It is a great movie. Great movie. Colin Farrell is such a good. I really. Yeah. In Bruges is so much fun. It is a great movie. Great movie. Colin Farrell, such a good pick, Gavin, because you want to pick. I feel like Anthony Hopkins might also be one of those were a lot of bad movies, but consistently great. Nick says Clive Owen. Oh, Clive Owen is a good interesting. He came out of nowhere when he hit and he was suddenly in a bunch of great stuff all at once.

It's funny to go back and watch like The Bourne Identity and see that he's random hitman number two. He's one of the bad guys in it Yeah, yeah It's a very memorable bad guy though. Even though he is a lot What was the first was his breakout movie was a croupier was the first like Clive Owen film the hit I feel like You guys remember that movie for me. It was like King Arthur. It's a good group. He's a good ass movie. You should watch that. Is it close or closer or something? Isn't that one of his big movies?

Closer, closer. Yeah, that's a close. The fuck that's a closer is a fantastic movie. Closer is incredible. I feel like that was an early one for him. That children of men like because that's all that 2000, like early 2000s, middle 2000s.

And then after was the one shoot him up. That's probably where he starts. That's like where you go. This is fun. And then it all just sort of like, oh, I don't know if it ever comes back from this. And I don't think it does. Oh, yeah according to Wikipedia Coupier attracted a strong critical following in North America and helped launch his acting career there

Is he in a hair movie? What? No, he's not. I don't know why he's thinking There's a movie with Paul Giamatti and Tom Wilkinson about hair hair loss. That's really good I thought you may have been in that but I don't think he is. Tom Wilkinson was a hair loss. That's really good. I thought you may have been in that but I don't think he is Tom Wilkinson was a good villain great villain. Do you think Russell Crowe belongs on this list or no? Yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah Virtuosity so bad. He has like a run where it's like gladiator a beautiful mind master commander like Cinderella man 310 to Yuma like he's in it's it's like hit, hit, hit, like. Romper Stomper.

Romper Stomper's so fucking crazy. And then I think Robin Hood happens and he does like Les Mis and then that's like. Yes. I don't know that he comes back from that. Well, Nice Guys was good. I like Nice Guys. Oh, Nice Guys is great, yeah.

I like Nice Guys a lot. And he was in Craven the Hunter. So, you know, it's like good stuff. It's really interesting watching movies where like you're being guided by the actor and not knowing like the plot or who's in some of these other films to see the overlap. So like Denzel Washington is in a movie with Gene Hackman. And he talked about that, like Gene Hackman was the best actor he worked with.

And now any time Gene Hackman pops up, like if he's in one of these, he's in The Firm, which is Tom Cruise film, and he just kills it. Like it's consistently like one of those. Wow. He is so fucking good in everything that he's in. When Denzel was grabbing that guy's arm and the equalizer three, and he was like, that's a three. And then he would twist it more and was like, that's a three. And then he would twist it more and be like, that's a four. I was kind of bummed when when he stabs the shit out of him. He didn't just say that's a 10 and walk away. Was that what he was telling you is going to make him shit his pants or whatever?

Yeah, that was so fucking cool because that setup is you're like, he's going to be dealing with these little punks for the next 45 minutes. And then two seconds later, he's like, he kills them all with a car and you don't even, it just fucking on the folds in front of you. And you're like, oh, I guess they're not an issue. Yeah. They get built up way more than the other villain. And then he just dismisses all of them out of the movie. It's like, oh, I guess it's the other villain. Yeah. That was wild. Cause you think there's going to be some power struggle between the brothers and stuff, you know, that they're setting up and then then absolutely not 100% not

I uh, I don't think I'd call myself a villain, but I've been having a lot of fun being a robot in the new office Little is Robo people love the robot and people have named the robot. I didn't I didn't notice that Yeah, a lot of gizmos going out there for the robot. Oh, I've been seeing Dilbot I feel like I've seen tons of comments David you do funny gizmo and Dilbot pretty good pretty good if you're not familiar with what we're talking about in the Anniversary stream that we did from the office where we announced and showed the office off for the first time We also bought this little pet robot. It's designed we did from the office where we announced and showed the office off for the first time. We also bought this little pet robot. It's designed. It's like a little ball that's designed

to drive around and keep an eye on your pets when you're not at home. And you can talk to them and record video and shit. And it's surprisingly robust for a little robot. And we bought one that Andrew controls so that he's physically in the office. And we debuted it in that live stream. And he instantly became a hit. Well, with the audience, but with us too. With us too. It is so fun and so useful.

I was making screenshot, I was making thumbnails the other day, and I needed to make a thumbnail of the office for the tour video. And I hadn't taken any photos and I didn't want to drive all the way to the office to take a photo. So I used Andrew Bot to take a screenshot of the mannequins so that it could be the thumbnail for it and it worked like a charm. I think that would definitely set the record for the laziest thumbnail of all time. You didn't even go to the place where you took the thumbnail picture.

I think it's the most innovative and coolest thumbnail of all time because I use technology to solve the problem It's the best use of technology. It's slash the worst use of legs for a thumbnail I took some photos when I was driving around on the stream. This is me being held up to the cake We had a little cake break celebrate Take a little cake photo. Happy birthday, erectus, Eric and us. Clearly, I, Eric and us have been driving around as this robot every day in the office. I just I just take a little stroll around the office. I see what's going on.

However, last night, I unfortunately robot robot. I'm a little stuck. I'm in a little trouble. I was trying to cause a little bit of mischief and I got stuck. Yeah, I went by the office yesterday at like, I don't know, lunchtime. And he was upside down under a chair. So I rescued him there. But I guess I guess I got to go back again.

I wonder if we need to get a second bot in there. That's just the recovery bot. The recovery? Like now we're playing SnowRunner essentially. Yeah. We just got a fleet of bots. Yeah. I'll post the photo of the bot's current position when I got it stuck last night as I was trying

to cause a little bit of mischief. So it's looking up at the ceiling is it? What happened was I was exploring around the office and I noticed some doors were partially open and the littlest robots having none of that. So I'm shoving the doors as wide open as they can. And I was having a great time. And I went into one of the rooms and I noticed that there was a regulation

baseball bat in the corner. And I thought, oh, I'm going to knock that thing over. Is that I'm going to do? I've got a little bit of mischief. I'm going to knock that thing over. Is that I'm going to do? I got a little bit of a start of fire. So I tried to knock it over going one way. And it was going great until there's a little nub in the wall that is supposed to be a door stopper.

But it's not like fully extended. So it's just like this little point that's sticking out. So the bat got stuck against it and I couldn't go anymore that way. So I decided to attack it from the other direction and I went full speed. And I think I hit the bat and then went up and I'm stuck up on the bat. I think you should start doing screen captures from your adventures at night so we can watch them, Leah. Yeah, I'll start doing that more regularly. But yeah, popping in all the time and seeing what's going on.

It's exciting when somebody clearly has been there recently, not knowing if anyone's in the office. Could you hear through it? Can you, can you hear us talking shit? I can hear through it and I can talk through it. Oh, excellent. You could definitely howl through it. Can you actually speak? Yeah, I can speak through it. Oh, that's good. I think my favorite part of the stream is when we locked Dilbot in the freezer and then put a mic in the freezer with him

It just looked like it just sounded like the ice machine was good. Hey, just going bonkers slamming and everything and howling it was incredible I love the robot. I love it. Dilb gizmo and Dilbot. It's fantastic We also realized you can record from it, right? You can record video from it And so Andrew can in essence become a camera when we're doing like supplementals and stuff like that. We can have the Dilbot view and maybe even do like his version. Like, you know, we can have like Andrew's director's cut of all this, you know, yeah, you get like a different angle of everything. If we do anything like on the counter or directly

on the floor, he's going to have such a good shot of it. Anything in between those things. I don't know. We should maybe get a ramp from the counter to the ground so you can come up. That's a great idea. I was testing it yesterday. So that's like a two minute video. Me just rolling around bumping into stuff. It could be a little dizzying, but you can see me like swinging open the doors, going into the bathroom, opening the bathroom door.

This is so funny. Did it feel like you were there with us? I did. Yeah, it really did. Oh, immediately going for the bat in this clip, trying to get that guy. It felt like you were there with us, like I was trying to be mindful of like your positioning and then putting you on like the like the armrest and you taking like swan dives off and then knocking over soda and everything. Like between that and Jeff

Turning off the game on the 29th turn it really like listen. It was a great anniversary. You know that was and once again, I'm Really disappointed in Nintendo for that Really poor UI, but we survived we persevered I rewatched you diving onto my knee and you only fall from like half a foot, but it like twatted the weird funny boat area of my knee. It hurt so much. It was such a good, it couldn't have caused more damage, I think from that position. He's a heavy little bowling ball.

Yeah. And it wasn't even a purpose. Yeah. There's a swan dive for victory. Complete accident. I mean, to hit you. It's really funny. Like, cause I have such a great forward perspective, but anything peripherally or behind me, I

have no idea. So going back and watching the clip of me knocking over Nick's Dr. Pepper onto the iPad, I didn't know I did that in the moment. I'm just trying to move around. We also threw you some M&Ms and you drove over them backwards. Yup. I was still watching this video of you declaring war on this baseball bet and it seems to have got it wedged. Yeah, I got it wedged. Then I came back hours later

at night to be like, you know what? I think I can do this. And then I got stuck. Robot is so much fun. I can't wait to do more stuff with it. Dilbot is a gizmo. I don't know which I like better. The danger robot is a great example of how having the office is going to improve our opportunities for content. I think like we weren't in the office for five minutes before he became the most popular thing in the history of the company. I think I just am excited for you guys to be able to do live action stuff like the break show and that type of thing.

You came out from under the couch. Your reveal was that you were under the couch and I had no idea you were there. It was a reveal to me. I got so nervous because Nick walked out of the room and I was like, oh, I'd like to where am I going to pop out from? Because we talked about me popping out and I realized I could fit under the couch, but I couldn't go further back because that's where the rug would cut out. And I didn't want to be stalled in trying to wheel out.

So I thought I'm in cover. I think I should be OK. And then the stream started and I could see me in the bottom of the couch on the stream. And I was just going, I hope they don't see me. I hope they don't see my little robot because I was so noticeable. I'm still watching this video. I'm now watching the effort you took to open the bathroom door and, and you're showing us a bunch of rot under the counter. Yeah. Yeah. I immediately regretted going over by the toilet. I think we need to give you a wash now. Yeah. I need some cleaning. Oh, that's filthy. That's an old house we're living in.

Yeah. I feel like it's up. It's a perfect level of dog shit for us. Mm hmm. So creaky and shitty. Those hardwood floors are softwood floors. I'm excited to find out about Gavin and Nick show in the room that we can't go in. Yeah. Yeah, you better stay out. There's a sign I can't go in. You're working on it. For a brainstorming. Oh, you walked a bunch of toilet floor all over our cables. You're making it dirty, Andrew.

I'm just exploring the place a little bit. I'm seeing what's going on. It's a little mischief. Nick, give your cables a wipe. Yeah. Can you live stream from a GoPro? I don't see why not. If you've got a capture card.

Yeah, if we can. Interesting. Oh, oh, why a GoPro? Don't see why not. If you've got a capture card. Yeah, if we can interest. Oh, why do you want to keep it mobile on that thing? I just, I'm just thinking it would be fun to do like a little robo stream at some point. Just like a surprise. I wonder if it would be a thing where you can use discord to send that video. If we can capture it somehow to discord and then we can ingest it and then live stream it out. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'll mess with it.

I know that's like kind of like a lot of steps, but I'm sure there's a way that we can do that. Cause I think it's a great idea. I wanted a GoPro for this thing, because it seems like it would be easier for all this stuff. Dude, I love the perspective that you have on this. It's so fisheye lens. It makes you feel like a little creature like

scurrying around the ground. I think it's so funny. Yeah, I showed this to someone. They said it looked like an album cover just with the perspective of it. That's awesome. Oh, man. I think my favorite thing was when you would just like wheel into the room and then just stare at one of us like mean muggers from across the room.

It is a little intimidating. Do you want to be in the uh in the supplementals we're about to do? I would love to. Hell yeah. I wanna I wanna make some spiral food. Oh yeah, I gotta go get all the supplies for that after we record today. Do we have supplies for Gumbler? We have the Gumbler ingredients and we have the molds.

We just need pots and stuff. Okay. We just need some, you know, that kind of shit. Sweet. Let's do it. Why do fintechs like Float choose Visa? As a more trusted, more secure payments network, Visa provides scale expertise and innovative payment solutions. Learn more at visa.ca slash fintech. Other food thing.

I've got this ice cream and it has a really dumb novelty to it that I really like. It's the ice cream is inside of other food. You scoop it out. I got it from Costco. So it's like pina colada ice cream in a coconut shell. It's a real coconut shell. It's a real coconut shell. It's a really silly gimmick, but it has me thinking, what would be other foods that would be delicious served in other foods? It's like a sorbet thing.

Oh, I see. And the food has to be related to what what it's in. I guess, yeah. I mean, like a twice baked potato is good Oh, that's that's such a great example of it. Yeah, it's tough to like make a bowl out of food There's not a lot of necessarily like serving foods. What about deviled eggs? That's a good one That's a great one. You take out like the yolk and stuff and then you like do all the shit and then put it back in Don't you? Okay, a hundred percent. That's that that may be may be the best example actually right you don't put them back in the shell no no no no you just

Put it back in like the egg white yeah, yeah right, but Yeah, I think we should put them back in the shell though eat the shell I think I think crack it open an egg shell and finding a deviled egg inside would be so cool It would be quite the surprise. What else would be? My brain keeps going hot dog and that's dumb. It's not how that works.

Yeah, but it is a food in a food, technically. I mean, like bread bowls, right? Like when you have like tomato soup in a bread bowl or spaghetti in a bread bowl, which we talked about inventing. I feel like you waste the bread to make a bread bowl. Like you're not using that bread when you scoop it out to do something else with it. Mm hmm. Make croutons out of it. Yeah, make croutons. What other food?

What other food is served in itself? Grapefruit. Right. But you're not like taking it out to like do something to it to put it back in. No, but you got to like cut it out of itself and then just leave it in the little hole. I got to say, I think most foods might be elevated if served within a coconut. I really enjoyed the little coconut like a steak. A steak and a coconut would be tough because you got to cut the steak. Would you eat a steak out of a cow's skull?

Oh, my God. Oh, it's like eating monkey brains. How big is the skull? How big is the skull size of a cow? But it's like I sure the skulls have different sizes. Do they not? Like you and I both have heads. We don't have the same size head. Around the, around the, oh, we got to scan.

Can I eat ice cream out of your head? Please. Oh, wow. That's gotta be better than a coconut. We just gotta figure out how to measure it. I'm going to eat a steak out of Andrew's skull. This is exciting. If we scan your head, 3D print it, that could be our popcorn bucket.

Oh, popcorn and ice cream bucket. Oh, God. I don't know if they make enough popcorn to fit it all in that. It might be too big. We'll shrink it. I wonder if anybody's ever eaten popcorn and ice cream at the same time. Maybe a movie. Could you mix those together? It's kind of awkward because one's such a finger food and the other time? Maybe a movie. And could you mix those together?

It's kind of awkward because one's such a finger food and the other one you need a spoon. Or like, I guess you could just lick it. But I mean, can you get ice cream desserts at the Alamo? Yeah. Yeah. If you've got a popcorn refill going still, you might have both. Yeah. Combine them somehow. I read recently that if you freeze popcorn, it doesn't get like stuck in your teeth before you eat it. Really?

Should we test that out too? Yeah, we probably should. Okay, yeah, can we absolutely, I wanna test that out so bad. Okay, popcorn. I feel like that would suck to put butter on though. Jeff, can you make popcorn the night before and then freeze it and bring it in?

That way we're not like, oh, we have this popcorn we have to put in the freezer for a little while. That way it's like it's ready to go. Yeah, I'll do it right after we're done. Why don't we, Gavin, 3D print everybody's head and see whose head has the best ice cream taste, like who's head is the most enjoyable to eat ice cream out of? All right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Who's got like the best?

Who's who's the best vessel? What if we printed all the heads and made like nesting head doll? That's such a good idea. That is, there might be a big gap, though, between the first one and then number two. I don't think it's going to be as progressive. Four heads all morphed through each other inside one big head. How do we do that? How do I what measurements do I need to send you? You just need to get that app and then scan your head. Tell me that, tell me the app. Send me the app.

Okay, I'll send you the app. I don't know if you'll send it as a picture or set of pictures. I don't know. I'll find out. I also have in my notes that Nick should eat a hundred oysters. Why, what's that from? Nick can't believe you just said that. That was crazy. We were talking about oysters recently. I like oysters, but a hundred oysters? You could just do a bucket of oysters. Oh God. Wasn't this something we talked about on the stream? A bucket? Yeah, a hundred.

No. How many is in a bucket to you? How big is your bucket? I imagine it'd be like a popcorn bucket of oysters. It'd be an Andrew's head of oysters. Do you think you could fit a hundred oysters in a popcorn bucket, Gavin? Yeah. They do stack a bit. What's the most oysters anyone's ever eaten? Yeah. Do you think you would go like one at a time or would you just sort of shoot them back as a big,

big sneeze? Oh no, one at a time. Yeah. I think you need to, I think you need the action in between or you'd go insane You think the oysters are like bananas where if you eat enough of them you die of poisoning somehow. Oh my god Mercury poisoning, right? Oh be mercury. Yeah, the world record for oyster eating in 10 minutes was set in 2005 by Sonya the black widow Thomas Anyone care to guess how many oysters she ate? Oh god my stomach already hurts. I'm gonna say 350 I'm gonna say 1200

she ate 46 dozen which I think is five hundred and twenty two right 46 times 12 she's like the Terminator of the sea 552 in 10 minutes so yeah Nick you could eat a hundred and probably let's not put a time on it would you like each one, put a bit of lemon on or like put a bit of horseradish or would you just take them as they come? I bet as it goes along, they progressively just get slurped with less and less on them. Could you imagine you're sitting in a movie theater, you're waiting for the film to start, the door opens, you look to your right and a man walks in with a popcorn bucket filled

with oysters. You continue to watch as they sit down. They then pull a lemon from their pocket and a juicer and juice all of the oysters over the bucket. What a nightmare. I think what we should do, Nick, is if you, if you just chug a bucket of oysters, you'll have both hands around the bucket and I could just be squeezing a lemon right in front of your mouth so they're getting lemon as they go in. Oh right, yeah, efficient. Maybe Eric has the horseradish in a tube, just squeezing it? Oh, horseradish tube, we've got like a little assembly line feeding you oysters freak style.

Why is it horseradish? The horses don don't they can't have anything to do with this I Gotta look it up. Why is it called? Radish like a crab apple the crabs certainly don't have anything to do with the apples either I don't know why we're crediting these animals. Oh The name horseradish is believed to be a mispronunciation of the German word Merit which means sea radish mirror sounds Similar to the English word mayor which led some to mistakenly associate it with horses The name horseradish first appeared in English in 1597

The name horse radish first appeared in English in 1597. Additionally, the word horse in horse radish may have been used figuratively to describe something strong or coarse as in other phrases like horse parsley. So it became popularized because people are stupid. That's so good. Yeah, I like that. It became popular, but horse parsley didn't horse parsley. Nobody gives a shit about horse parsley everyone's putting horse parsley on their dishes to make them look fancy I think maybe we got to bring if we can talk about crests I think we can bring back horse parsley yeah I was trying to do research on whether it would be legal

for me to bring crest seeds into the US for us all to grow some crests is it is it the Google AI thing which is just constantly wrong, said it's not legal, but I don't, I needed to go further on it. Yeah. I don't know if I can trust that. Well, we're trusting what it just told us about Horse Riders because that was absolutely Google AI. I hate that. I hate it too. I hate it too.

That sucks. I can send you a link to a version of Google somebody sent to me in the email that strips the AI out Oh normal Google. Hell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why why do people keep crediting horses with things? Because you also got a horse fly. Why are you saying keep? No, he's right. There's there's a lot of horse non-horse stuff. There's multiple horse things horsepower Yeah, but I don't know that people have done it lately. Should we have a horse not horse trough? There's no. OK, so.

And there's and there's one round. I got three. Yeah, I got I got horse parsley, horseradish. Horse parsley, a thing we just learned horsepower. Horsepower things. The horse in it. It's a it's not like a horse orphanage. Yeah. Make that a thing horse in it you want to adopt the horse that doesn't have parents horse in it. There you go

It just is weird how much would a hundred oysters cost is a horse paying for it Horses horse dollar How much does horse is horse dollar a thing? What's oyster? Uh, it would be affordable. Oh, okay. I think you could do it probably I mean it might cost you two bucks an oyster or so, you know You could buy a hundred bay count bay oysters for fifty to ninety five on tar bay seafood I don't know if I want to eat something from tar bay. Would you do it Nick? What would you have? Oh, no, you wouldn't have tartar sauce cuz it's white if it's fresh enough sure interesting I can get you a hundred weekender oysters for 115 dollars

Yeah, get these bad boys right here I assume they'll arrive on ice in the shell will have a big group shucking into a bucket Oh God, and then I'll man let the lemon group shucking into a bucket. Oh God. And then I'll man the lemon. Dude, I that's going to be so hard to watch. I like oysters. I think I two oysters are amazing.

A third oyster is pretty good. A fourth oyster is edible and by six oysters. I'll throw up. Yeah, I stop at three. Three is the perfect amount for me. I agree three two or three. Have I even had oysters? Have you never had an oyster

How what what the fuck is what? Your does that look familiar If you had that Nick what wait okay? Yeah oysters. Yeah. Yeah, I was like I was confused for a second about clams versus oysters Yeah, how did you eat the oyster do you remember? Oh, I guess it was out of that shell like that Don't you put it up to your lips, and you go like? Yeah, isn't that what you do? I think it was an upscale restaurant So I think we had to use like a spoon to wedge them out. Yeah, dude. I'm really looking forward. All right. Buy 100 oysters. I just Nick saying, have I had an oyster before? 20 minutes into us talking, it's like it's like the craziest thing I've ever heard.

I like seafood. I just had to remember. Oh, man. Wow. I can't stop thinking about tartar sauce now. I don't have tartar sauce. What is it? What's it made of? I feel like it's a last name, right? I don't know thinking about Tartar sauce now. I've got Tartar sauce. What is it? What's it made of? I feel like it's a last name, right? I don't know. It's white. It's probably mayo.

There's some chunky stuff in it. Well, like it's made by Steve Tata. Mayonnaise. I was thinking like Jimmy Tartar. It's just mayo. What? Chopped dill, pickle, mayonnaise, caper, and sometimes shallots. Jimmy Tartar? Yeah, it sounds like it would be made by Jimmy Tartar. Like Jimmy Carter? That's a president that's completely different than Jimmy T Jimmy Carter. Yeah, it sounds like it would be made by Jimmy Carter like Jimmy Carter. That's a president that's completely different than Jimmy Carter. Oh, you think they misheard that too?

So it's basically just Dild Mea. Dild Mea. It's so interesting because I can't fucking stand tartar sauce. But if I'm looking at it, I like one, two, three, four, I like five of the seven ingredients. It's just the mayonnaise and the sour cream. If we could just get rid of all the white shit in the world. Why can't we have tartar sauce without the white stuff? We can potentially make dry tartar without the white stuff and see if it still works.

Yeah, there's a hockey player named Tartar. Maybe he made it. Jimmy Tartar. Tartar Tartar is Tartar. Who invented Tartar? Who invented Tartar to tar is to tar who invented Tartar? Tartar hockey Thomas France I Mean he looks like he would have made tartar sauce, but it's Tatar Thomas Tatar is he French? I don't think so

Thomas Tatar tater Thomas tater What are you talking? What are you saying? I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out. Thomas Thomas Tater. It's T.A. T.A.R. What? Oh, that's Tater. But it has a fancy. It's got a bunch of fancy symbols on it. Tomas Tomas Tatar.

I think it's Tatar. Pretty sure. All right. There's the name. He's got some accents over it. Yeah, in the front. Yeah's got some accents over it. Yeah Yeah Tartar sauce is named for steak tartar and thus ultimately named for the tatars With which it was commonly served in 19th century France. What's tatars? Turkish people. Oh

So it's not Jimmy Tartaric. You know, I gotta be interesting. I just spent a whole lot of time over in Turkey and tartar sauce never came up. Really? I don't think it's like I don't think it's like exclusively Turkish. I think it's people through Eastern Europe and Asia. Looks like it was pretty popular in Hungary

back in the day. I think it's interesting that some sauces are just what they are and other sauces are people. Like groups. Yeah, you know. Like honey mustard is just honeyed mustard. And then you got tartar sauce and that's named after a group of people in Europe or whatever you just said. And then what's another group of people sauce?

Ketchup. Wrap this up. We need to go. We need to end this. What the fuck? I don't know what ketchup means, but it's not a ketchup. We go up. We need to go. We need to end this. What the fuck? I don't know what ketchup means, but it's not a ketchup. We go up by a hundred oysters. I gotta go freeze some popcorn.

Jimmy Mayo? All right, I'm gonna end it now. Unless anybody wants to wants to continue. No, go for it. Alfred relish. Here we go. It's gonna be a good ending. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Regulation podcast.

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Tree bye bye save it bye Animals make eggs, dumbass. Oh shit, that's a good one! Not an eggs guy.