F**kface - An Interview With Pencil Judge and Survivor Star Shauhin Davari // Regulation Interview

Episode Date: August 8, 2025

Andrew and Geoff spend twenty minutes talking with the Regulation legend Shauhin Davari! We get into things such as should Andrew still have to eat the pencil? What is island living like? Plus some definitive rulings on some long running Regulation debates. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to a special regulation supplemental for the first time in our show's history. This is big. We have a guest. We've never done this. We've been very anti-guessed in our history. Let me just jump in real quick and say, you need to eat the damn pencil, man. No. You understand?

No. Right now. Never. Never. I'm sending you fried pencil. I'll even fry it out of people before you and send it to you. But do you have any idea how. many of your listeners are popping in to my comments, they literally have gone onto my mother's

Instagram page. No. Can you tell Shaheen to tell Andrew to eat the pencil? And I don't know how these, first of all, thank you the regulation podcast listeners. I am thrilled every time I see a comment that tells me to tell you to eat the pencil. And listen, man, it's okay. You cannot eat the pencil. you just have to say, I am not a man of my word. I always, you should never make a bet with Andrew. As long as you say those things, and then we can record it, and then we can play it at your funeral.

That way no one can, you know, be confused. First of all, I just, I like the counter with, I'm an honorable man. Second of all, all of these comments, kind of your fault, if you would have gave the other ruling, nobody would be submitting it. So that's kind of fun, you know. That's not how this works, Andrew.

I think that what needs to happen is you need to eat the pencil, not for us, but to alleviate the pressure on Shaheen and his family that you have unduly put upon them. You know, once again, I blame the ruling, less so my lack of action. Yeah. I want everyone to know, I know this is not a video podcast, but I did bring a pencil. Yeah. I'm holding it the entire time. um interestingly uh it's it is a pen it doesn't have an eraser so i even remove the eraser

wow i know it's really consider i'd be more concerned about the metal part than the eraser but i appreciate the eraser removal yeah no problem any anything i can do for you i also um i am thrilled that you now know how seasons work i am just that listen i'm long for you i did that for you thank you i did that for you thank you that was important to you. I wanted to make sure. My real name is Shaheen. It's not a stage name. That's my real name. Oh, that's great. It means Royal White Falcon.

I know. You're protected by Falcons. That's incredible. That was another layer of just absurdity around all of this. Yeah, the similarities are striking. Okay. Oh, I'm, which similarities? Well, we are a podcast that is protected by Falcons and Falcon is your name. I don't know if you know this, but we discovered, we went. We went to a hotel in Mexico for a vacation two years ago

and we kept seeing this guy walk around with a hooded falcon around the pool and stuff so we went up finally we got up the courage to talk to him and he said yeah the hotel is protected by this falcon it keeps the birds away. Then we found out there's an entire industry where large hotels have full-time falcon staffs to keep birds and pests away on the beach

and it really opened our world. So now we've decided that the falcon to be the appropriate protector of our podcast and then here we are talking to the royal white falcon yeah exactly right and just like for the absurdity for your context like survivor probably the most important show in my life like i started watching uh first season when i was like five or six it is something that i would watch every week with my mom it was like one of the most important shows for me so the fact that the you of all people end up on survivor and also have this strange connection where as much as you're talking about being handed about eat the pencil,

I get it constantly on all forms. It's something I live with. So to learn that you were going to be on the show was so just absurd. Like the world doesn't make sense. Yeah. I share that with you too, man. I watched Survivor with my mom. It was during the pandemic. And we had we had just like middle of the pandemic lost my father. And it was like my mom had also just had a back surgery and so she couldn't go anywhere and her mind was just consumed with this garbage and she couldn't get through anything and so it was like mom watch survivor like just down and watch survivor it's so fun and it's such a good show for you because you know my mom was a hairstylist for forever which is just a game of backstabbing people you know and my mom would my mom would get to the hair

salon and like when people's clients would come in she would she would be the one scheduling them right she'd be the first chair and so she would pick up the phone when the receptionist wasn't there and she would schedule the clients for time when they're when they weren't there and so they would show up and my mom would be like oh they're not here you know they do this all the time why don't you just go ahead and sit in my chair and so that's like where you know my that's that's like where you know my I was like, okay, mom, you got to watch this show because this is just that on television. Right up your alley.

Yeah, totally. And it's awesome. Yeah, I have a question regarding, like, someone who's watched a show. Was there a moment or experience that you anticipated as a viewer? Because Survivor has, like, all these things that you kind of expect to hit on if you're going to be on the show.

That still surprised you by how it felt as a player. Like, even though you saw it coming. Yes, yes. When you're sitting there, it feels very different when Jeff says and one of you is not going to make the jury okay

because like when you're at that there's so in Survivor there's a challenge where you know you're split into two tribes and the team that loses the tribe that loses the challenge goes to tribal and that's the last person who's not going to make the jury even though they've made the merge

which is like one step in the game stuff like that hits a lot harder when you're out there versus when you're sitting on your couch like oh someone doesn't make the jury like who cares but when it's you and you're looking down the line and you're looking at David with his gleaming muscles and we have to hold onto a thing and you're like all right well I'm not winning the challenge I hope that he wins the overall thing it's like that type of stuff when he says oh you're going to have fried chicken and waffles and you haven't eaten in 16 days you're like you know I had a croissant up into that point I had one chocolate croissant and half a vegan Donut, which, by the way, when they told me it was a vegan donut, I nearly was like, get Jeff to the island right now. Give me a real damn donut.

But yeah, it was like, you know, that type of stuff, when they're talking about, like, you're going to have this food. Dude, you know, you haven't eaten in 12 days and you just want something to eat. And so the excitement that you see, even though you know these things are coming, is very real. And it's visceral for someone who's out there. in a way that it just can't be for someone who's sitting on the couch. Yeah, that's such a, the jury line is so interesting because that's something that as a viewer,

like I understand like, oh man, that sucks. I guess like you're going home, but it doesn't, the significance of, because it's, when you're watching it, it's all about winning largely. So the idea that there's a stakes difference between how you lose is not present when you're not like feeling it and going through those emotions and trying your best to advance. When you think about it, you're, if you're on the jury, you're on every episode, first of all. That is not something that I thought about until I was out there.

I was like, oh, wait, if you're on the jury, you're going to be on every episode. But more importantly than that, you get, like, when he says you get to have a say and who wins the million dollars and who has the title of Soul Survivor, that doesn't mean anything to the audience. Yes. But it does mean something to you when you're out there. You're one of eight people that gets to vote on who gets a Millie. You're one of eight people that gets to vote.

Who gets to win your season? because it's your season, right? Yeah. And that goes into the voting, I think, more than the viewers would think, too. Like, a lot of what I was voting for was who I wanted to make sure won this season because I didn't, I wanted to make sure that we were represented by the right season winner. Sure. You know, like that, that matters a lot.

Yeah. Oh, that makes total sense. That's so interesting. I'm curious, on the other end of it, now having played the game, has that changed your perception of previous seasons you've watched? have you heard of that's an interesting question I extend a lot more respect for

anyone who has played the game and you know a lot of people are like oh oh gosh yes what drives me nuts now that didn't before and I was probably guilty of it before was people saying

why would they do that why would they do that how about answer the question that's what drives me nuts if you want to watch the show or any reality television show stop assuming these people are stupid and start answering your question

why would he do this oh let me answer the question and I'll be a much better watcher of the television show because by providing an answer that assumes the person isn't a moron you're going to get better at your own mental strategy what are the reasons this person could do this People got mad at Bianca for telling Cedric that she lost her vote.

Okay, well, what would you have done in a situation? He voted out the person who lied to him the first time, and the whole entire time he's talking about that. For me, why did you search Kyle's bag? Well, I wanted to show Camilla that I trusted her because we were going to work together throughout the rest of the game. You don't see the three-hour conversation that Camilla and I had, right? You just can't.

And so a lot of these, what changed for me was I extend a lot more respect towards the people who have played games like this, knowing that a lot of stuff is just, it just has to be left on the editing floor. We're talking about 1,700 hours plus a footage, something like that. Crazy. And only 13 hours get shown. That's, and like, you know, another hour of that is just them showing cool animals and shit.

A lot of snakes. And on my season, like 15 minutes of that was them just showing, you know, David and Joe's pets. Sure. Yeah, absolutely. Speaking of leaving stuff on the editing floor, how do you leave the emotions and the feelings on the island when you come back? Because now you're in this exclusive club, which you'll be in for the rest of your life,

the Survivor Club of I think there's less than 800 people that have played it across the entirety of it. And I assume that Survivor becomes a part of your life going forward and you're going to interact and deal with like Kyle, for example, who framed you very famously. How do you put that aside or leave that on the island and have a friendly relationship? going forward or is that even possible you don't leave it on the island you have to work through the emotion you can't you can't just like cut it off and then oh i'm fine no no no you got you got to work through that you have to have the difficult conversation you have to navigate that stuff and

and you have to you know work through your emotions in a lot of different ways for me personally and i think this is a personal journey for everyone there are people and there are moments that are like unforgivable right there are things and and that's part of the thing that you sign up for when you go out there. It's like, okay, that's just unforgivable. I'm never going to be friends with that person or talk to that person or be around that person. And that's the way it goes. And actually, my recommendation to people who are going to go out there is really continually remind yourself, you're never going to talk to these people again. Yeah. Try and play that way. And that doesn't mean don't get close to them. That means get close to them

with the idea that you're never going to talk to these people again in the back of your mind, always. And that's kind of what I did. Every morning, if you go back and watch the show, every morning, you will see me like opening my palms and closing my eyes and I'm accepting my vibes from home. I told people from home, send me good vibes, right? And I was accepting those vibes at sunrise every single morning. And what that really was for me was a reminder of why I was out there and who was important to me while I was out there. Those people back home are important to me. Now, how do I compartmentalize? I journaled my ass off when I got back. right and while i was out there when i got voted out of the game i journaled a ton i meditate every

single day i do breath work every single day that stuff allows emotional processing journaling meditation breath work that stuff allows for emotional processing in a really profound way because you're just taking that weight off of your head right you're just removing a weight every time you do some meditation or some breath work or journaling or whatever you're removing that mental weight because you're downloading it into your journal or you're getting rid of it through your body. And then you have to have difficult conversations. You have to navigate really difficult conversations.

Joe and I had a very difficult, very long conversation where we talked about why he decided to believe Kyle over me, and why we had that bad day and why we didn't work it out and why he did the vote that he did. And on the other side of that is strength. in connection that through that you can have a stronger connection and i think joe and i have a really strong connection and kyle and i do too i i i'm super proud of the game that he played he played he played an amazing game um yeah yeah and i'm a different dude when it comes to stuff like that too

like i i understood what i was going out there to do i think it's harder if you are uh maybe not as emotionally prepared maybe don't have as many tools like that that stuff tends to be harder but I knew I was going out there to play a game. I knew the chances were that I was going to get fucked over. Sure. I was going to have to deal with that. And meanwhile, they put 18 of the coolest motherfuckers on planet Earth on a television show with me. And so it's like, okay, cool, I did lose.

And now I'm also going to sacrifice being friends with someone like Joe Hunter. Like, Joe is one of the coolest, sweetest, kindest, best dudes on planet Earth. And you're going to lose the show and lose a friendship. Like, that doesn't make any sense to me personally. I would imagine, too, the connections that you're making there are so intense and so real. I liken it to, like, going through basic training in the military, which I did when I was very young. You develop these intense bonds with people because you're together 24 hours a day, which is like, I don't like, like, like, skipping like three years of a relationship. Totally, yeah.

I would say it's more like each day is probably around half a year. Okay. Yeah. In like the regular world. But then at the same time. around 12 years is how long I feel like I've known Joe Hunter. At the same time as you're getting closer and probably falling in love with these people to some degree and developing potentially lifelong friendships, you're also working against

each other, knowing they're working against you. And that's just an environment that a person doesn't find themselves in throughout the course of their life. Typically, I think. It must, yeah, it's got to do a number on you emotionally. Yeah, yeah, for sure. You, there's, I mean, there's a, you're provided a therapist from, from CBS after the show because there's a, again, like, there's a lot of processing that you have to do in order to

understand, like, okay, it's a game. I mean, when I came back, I was lingering around conversations the same way I would linger on conversations around camp. So instead of being like, all right, guys, bye, I'd be like, all right, guys, bye. And then I would, like, duck around the corner and, you know, put my ear. How long do you feel like normal, old, regular sheen again after coming back? So I imagine your relationship with food is different for a while, too. Oh, absolutely. no no there's no there's no there's no there's no feeling normal again interesting it's it's in your brain now right it's you know you don't someone said it to me the other day and i can't

remember who it was i wish i could because it was so good but you're you're going on survivor your life is going to change so if you like if you like everything about your life if you don't want your life to change don't go on survivor it's life changing so there is the before time and there is the after time like for example i used to go by shah with a lot of my friends like people that knew me even when i was at college like at the college um and i when i came back after 30 you know 30 something days total the only thing that i ever told production my name was was shaheen i never told them that i went by shah because they didn't want to be called shah out there wanted to be called shaheen it mattered to me culturally was important to me called shahen out there and uh when i came

back and my friends, you know, that had been calling me that for a long time, called me that again. I was like, it was like nails on a chalkboard all of a sudden. Oh, whoa, don't, I can't be that guy anymore. That guy is gone for sure. And, you know, Shaheen has risen from the ashes, if you will. So yeah, your life is going to change. My relationship with food is different. There's many times now where it's like, I'm hungry and I just don't need to eat. I am hungry. I don't need to eat. And so if I'm in the middle of something creative, for example, I'm just not going to eat because I don't want to ruin my creative flow or if I'm doing something that requires my full attention and I feel hungry, I can just kind of push that aside.

And hangary used to be a constant emotion for me. Now it's, it takes like four or five days for me to get hungry. Well, we could talk endlessly with you about Survivor. I would like to. Yes. Yeah, we should circle back again some other time. I'd love to hit you some regulation questions to wrap the side. me.

Yeah. The thing. Were we the oddest ruling you gave as a judge? Ooh. Did certainly by far

the most odd request that hired judge has ever received. No doubt about it. Yes. Let's say if someone was to go on

an Australian news show and they've been doing something for like 17 years, do you think it's a lazy question to ask how they started when they've talked

about it extensively? Yeah. Yes. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yes, I do. It's not knowing the shift key capitalizes hard to believe. That's impossible to believe. At what age? How old are you, Andrew? 30? Let's say 30. No, fucking shot. I don't believe that. 29. I don't believe that. I don't believe that for a second. Would extra medium be just medium or large? Extra medium? Yes.

just medium okay excellent answer is eating in the bathtub weird no what a delight what a delightful treat for yourself

I was going to ask should I still have to eat the pencil I feel like we've covered that we know your stance on it yes eat the pencil damn it would you consider your eight year self

is so bummed that you're not a manager would you consider would you consider a pigeon and exotic bird? No, it feels very unexhaired. It feels like the antithesis of exotic. You're doing fantastic

on these questions, my name. Yeah. 10 of 10. 10. Are tail sinks necessary? So when we record, do you know what a tail sink is for recording? No. Okay, so we do a front sink where we count 5, 4, 3D1, and then at the end we do the same to make sure there's no audio drift. Do you think they're necessary?

Do you think, are you okay with them? No. I fucking All right. Well, that was the rest. No, nobody's perfect. Tail snakes are insane. Why would we ever? I have no idea, guys. Sure. Yes. And my last regulation question. Is this a condiment or a recipe to make a side?

Sprinkle hot tater tots with a light dusting of chili powder. Then combine pepper jack cheese with crisped up cubed panchetta, hard sauteed diced onions, and thinly sliced chives pour over the tots. done. And that's supposed to be a condiment. That's a whole ass meal. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you so much. It fits the dictionary definition of the word condiment, but okay. Just because you put it on top of something, it's like, okay, yeah. Take a pizza. A chutney is a condiment and it's full of stuff. It's a condiment.

Fuck off. What are you talking about? Huh? That's fair. Hey, you're a hired judge, so. you're absolutely hard judge I think you should be the judge of all debates on our show I think you should be the one that makes

the definitive ruling uh Shane it's been so wonderful to talk with you we need to do this again this is amazing it was also let me just say wonderful to watch you on Survivor you were a fantastic contestant you were exciting it it would have been the worst

if we had this relationship with you tangentially and then you were a turd on TV you know and that was just not the case You were delightful from day one. It was a lot of fun to watch you. Oh, man, that means so much to me. And honestly, like, the regulation podcast listeners have been out in full force in support.

It felt really cool to see them popping up all over the place and talking shit to Kyle. And, like, Kyle sending me screenshots of regulation listeners talking shit to him is hysterical to me. And he's, you know, he's a good-natured dude about all that stuff. But I wanted to like do something special for the regulation listeners too. So if you go to my website, shaheenivari.com and you use the promo code pencil, you will get 20% off absolutely anything. I have a course that I am launching. It's coming out July 30th.

It's a four week course every Wednesday night because you don't have anything to do because Survivor's not on television, right? 5.30 p.m. to 7.30 p.m. And basically it's Pacific Standard Time. And it's a course that's just going to improve communication skills. everything from public speaking to interpersonal communication and your communication with yourself. Find your voice, heal your voice, use your voice. That's kind of my ethos behind how to become an expert communicator, how to become a super communicator. And that will make your life

a lot easier. It doesn't matter what it is you're doing. If you have an interview coming up, if you have a wedding coming up, it doesn't matter what it is you're doing. If you can communicate better, your life just gets easier. And so promo code pencil, all caps. for the regulation pod and you get 20% off anything on my website, including the course. We will send everybody your way. Thank you so much for doing that.

That's beyond kind of you. Yeah, of course. Are you kidding? The support has been pretty unreal, guys. I've got to be honest, for like a 30 second clip that I had on your podcast years ago, the fact that that many people have come out of the woodwork was pretty hysterical.

I just giggle every single time. And yeah, man, and you really should eat the pencil. Like you're just... Well, you don't think about it. you know you're when you're maybe if you win the game i'll eat i'll eat the pencil wow i have to get invited back first and we'll see we'll see how that goes i'd love to i'd love to go out there and play that game well did you go play would you ever go play oh i don't know it was something i i considered but it was you know they didn't allow canadians to play for such

a long time so it was sort of something i had i was at peace with as far as deciding i don't know i'd have to really think about it you should apply It'd be fun to watch you out there. I think the regulation listeners would go absolutely. I completely agree. I support this. I think you should do it, Andrew. I would tell,

I would tell Jeff to make sure that one of the rewards was a pencil. Oh, we're doing blind option? We're doing the option lifting the thing? Oh my God. Could you imagine the television of them bringing out one singular pencil under a fucking thing. Yeah, yeah.

I don't know what it is. Yeah. This has been so wonderful to speak with you. We've got to sync up again. This is amazing. Thank you so much. for your time, Sheen. A pleasure.

Thank you guys so much. Absolutely. Thank you so much to everybody. Of course, I love the name change, but I also really enjoyed the previous name of the podcast. It would have been hilarious if that was in the comments every five seconds. But I understand the name change. That podcast was a lot easier to do under the umbrella of a much larger corporation that we no longer have the cover. Makes sense.

Yeah. Yeah, I get it. I get it. All right, friends. Thank you so much for the interview. thank you so much for the time and for organizing all this man this has been absolutely so good talk you like bye man take it you bye