F**kface - Andrew's Answers // Rainbow Six with Ray [68]

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about being fired up, cat issues, decorative napkin holders, Dr Wacko, Slop o Clock, doing our homework, prime rib, PB&J, wrapped bread, supermarket, Trials HD, Rainbow Six Vegas 2, Ray Narvaez Jr, new Gavin threats, Blaine, eating the long way, poop nose, Gus, Alien Earth, memes, Rizzler, Gavin's life hack, becoming a notary, shaving outside, and Only Game 7. Sponsored by ZocDoc. Go to Zocdoc.com/regulation and download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE and book a top-rated doctor.  #sponsored Also sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free item in every box at HelloFresh.com/REGULATION10FM Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wait, was that the group chat? Ah, sent a text to the group that definitely wasn't for everyone. You're good. Enjoy some goldfish cheddar crackers. Goldfish have short memories. Be like goldfish. Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This is number 68.

My name is Jeff Ramsey with me. As always, Eric Badoor, Nick Schwartz, Andrew Patton, Gavin Free. And boys, let me tell you. I was here for the earliest of early Pleasantries. Eric is shot out of a cannon today. He is fired up. Whoa. I came in fired up, boys. He came in hot.

Yeah. I actually came into Pleasant trees, and I couldn't get a word in, obviously. But Andrew showed up exactly 11. So I'm a bit boring. He did that stuff. We called that guy. He did that shit yesterday, too. That's two days straight.

That's two days in a row. It's exhausting. I got a lot going on over here. I'm sleeping as much as I can, whatever I can. had an issue with a cat this morning you had a cat issue cage it like it sat in its litter box

I think overnight it had shit all over its tail so oh yeah try to get it out you got a shit tail cat I had a shit tail cat this morning that's messed up do you are you setting your alarm right now to wake up one minute before the podcast starts

so you can maximize your sleep time I was so tired yesterday I went to bed at 930 p.m. is up at 4 a.m. Then went back to bed at 5 and then woke up at 8.40. But then laid back into bed with my eyes closed until, yeah, 10 minutes ago. So do you feel good today? I feel way better than I did yesterday.

Way more energy. I was dreaming that I got murdered while getting a hot dog. It was crazy. Do you think you have an Eric amount of energy today? I got an Eric amount of energy. I don't know why is Eric have so much energy? Why is he fired out of the cannon? Just feeling good.

I'm ready. I'm ready for the show. Yeah, I'm glad that we pushed this episode to today. I'm ready to learn about my homework. Oh, that's right. We all had homework. Definitely had homework and not to worry. I did mine and then some.

Can I ask you guys a question before we get to homework, though? Of course, please. Everybody here lives in some sort of a family unit now. And so, is it common? Let me ask it this way. How many decorative napkin holders do your families have by chance? Oh, like, now, let me ask, like, right now in the house that I'm in? Yeah, right now in the house that you're in.

Okay, zero. Zero. Also zero. Okay. I would say maybe like a four-pack Christmas set of some sort. Of napkin holders? Yeah. Little like rings.

No, I mean like a container that holds napkins. Oh, zero. Oh, yeah. Zero. Yeah. Yeah. I watched my wife unbox our second one last night

and I thought, that seems excessive. Which she very, very quickly let me know that, no, it is not excessive because there are two different size napkins. There are rectangular napkins,

which need to go in the rectangular decorative napkin holder. And then there are square napkins which need to go in the square napkin holder. Sure. You could put square in the square. rectangular, but it doesn't look right. And you can't put rectangular in the square. So if you want to have both square and rectangular napkins, which I am assured I do, then we need both decorative

napkin holders. And they're both on display right now. I just thought that that was, it seemed like a lot to me, but I was informed extremely quickly and with some force that I don't know what I'm talking about and that it is appropriate. I would love to know what scenario you use which napkin? Is it meal specific? Is it event specific? How do you know which napkin to use at which time? Dude, I'll be fucking honest with you. I got, I didn't want to get any more trouble. I backed off. I was like, oh yeah, no. Yeah, of course. We need, you know, hold on. I'll show you. Are we talking cloth napkins? Oh, no. Here we go. This is one of them. The colors are different. It's more of a tan color, but that's one. That's the rectangular one. And then this is the

square one that I watched her open up last night where I was like, don't we already have one of those? And that's when I was informed that they're very different. These were painted by first time painters or these were... This is a very, very popular style from a lady named McKinsey Childs. It's what ladies love it. It's the new Spode. It's the new tiny town. Everything in my house has this checkerboarded pattern on it these days. Every piece of kitchenware. And let me ask you this. How much would you think, let's talk about first time child, the bottom one, just because I have the price up, and I'm not saying this is what my wife paid for it. I just noticed there's a price on it. How much would you think the little square 10 one would cost?

$49.99. I'll say $75.68 is what it looks like could be for us for. I mean, we can just like, I'll just like poorly scribble some squares. You want to give me like 50 bucks for that? I'm pretty sure my wife got it for much cheaper because she was shopping a sale. Yeah, I just got a text in all caps that said it was on sale. So apparently my wife is home, and I am digging myself some sort of a hole that I thought I wouldn't fall into until next Wednesday when the podcast comes out. Say how much you love the napkins. Say how much you love them. No, I love them.

I think it's great. I think it's awesome. I think it's amazing. I just, I wasn't aware that each, that every home needs at least to. Can you buy, here's a couple more if you want to grab them. I think Vans makes these if you want to put some napkins in there. Eric, no, you can put tissues in them. Yeah, so I'd see if she's into that.

Tissue holder, tissue holder. You want to blow your nose out of a shoe? Uh-huh. If they're fresh, sure. Just for the record, I think my wife paid less than half on that, on that thing. Not $68. It was more than the $30. Just so.

She got such a good deal because she's a crafty consumer. I just use, I just use Kitchen Row. That works. Yeah. Yeah, we, uh, then you probably are. gonna, then you're probably gonna want to watch, want one of these the McKinsey Child's

paper towel holder. That I'm into. And you can play a little bit of chest around all these. It's great. Yeah. Does she have anything for holding napkins that you take too many of at the fast food restaurant? So that way you have napkins from the fast food restaurant and those are your regular napkins?

Is there a holder for that specifically? Or do I just have to use one of these other ones? I'm not sure that was on. Can I put those in the shoe? I think those are going. in the shoe that goes in the shoe yeah uh it was 30 i yes it was confirmed it was 35 and uh and that's a fair price for for that napkin holder all these items look like they belong to like a 1950s marvel villain that's obsessed with chess yeah yeah they need to be ready

at all like the chess master chestington no it's not it's not even the chess master his name is chester oh it's chester i have a i have a question if i got this patent tattooed on my back, how much do you think I could charge people to play chess on it? 50 bucks? Yeah, yeah, probably. So you could buy a bunch of the holders, you know? Would you pay that? Yeah.

I'd book a couple sessions with you. I wonder how long it would take for you to pay off the tattoo. Yeah. Oh, how much the tattoos? How much would that cost? Oh, don't worry about it. Okay. The more it costs, the better the tattoos, so just expect it to cost a lot. Are you on full back, Gavin,

with this board? This chessboard that looks like a Peanuts character child drew it This pattern I mean I think I'd get a tighter grid It's dude the pattern is on everything Maybe a foot square Okay Okay

Would that fit on my back Yeah I think that would One foot I That's a small chessboard Oh you think it should be bigger Well I don't have the back real estate that you do That's a good point Gotta start working out or you can get yeah

You got to, maybe Andrew should be the one taking this over. Look at all the things that lady has managed to put a checkerboard on. You gotta be kidding me. There's a checkerboarded squirrel. There's a checkerboarded bulldog. There's a checkerboard squirrel. What does that mean? What the, what the means?

What the fuck? Oh, it's a squirrel with a checkerboard pattern. Like, it's a plushy type thing. There's a checkerboard bulldog. That doesn't really translate great to 3D in my opinion. I agree with you. This doesn't mean. make any sense.

Here's one. Here's one. It's a checkerboard owl sitting on a moon that's smiling with a hat. There's a second checkerboard squirrel. All right. We go get one of these for Eric. There's two. Eric's desk.

Checkerboard squirrel. This is like, it's shit like this is like that, like it's all on everything. Gavin, Gavin, it's $100. The checkerboard squirrel is $100. Now, here's what you can do. If you want to get a McKinsey Child's checkerboard squirrel, but you don't want to pay full McKinsey Child's prices for it, you let my wife know she's going to keep her eyes out.

When she can't, when it goes on sale, she's going to snap it up immediately. I promise you that. This is the craziest shit I've ever. This is nuts. They have like a compound in upstate New York where you can, can go, like, tour their factory and buy their stuff. And it's become like a mecca

to my wife. She wants to go so badly. Arkham Asylum. Isn't that what they have in Waco? Don't they have Waco? Like, it's the other, it's like the other group or whatever. Oh, yeah, that's Magnolia. That's Joanna Gaines

and Chip Gaines, right? They fix up houses and sell home. I guess shit like this, but this is just this. This is just this lady finds stuff that she can sell. that's porcelain that you can make a checkerboard on. Gavin, Gavin,

the frog's name is Dr. Wacko. Dr. Wacko the frog. Dr. Wacko. Dr. Wacko is actually my neighbor in Goof World. We're real close. Just like the idea of Andrew coming out of his house. Dr. Wacko is always wanting the time change every year.

It's like Alice in Wonderland The Kitchen Set It's like everything is so whimsical Andrew leaving his house in Goofield Oh my God, I find a whimsy in this This is ridiculous I feel like

If Andrew actually did live in Goofield Living next to Dr. Wacko He'd be like a He'd be like a Truman show-esque briefcase guy coming out of his front door every morning saying hello to Dr. Wacko Oh no, Dr. Wacko is He's cutting his grass every day

I don't know what's going on over there. It's weird. He just does it every day. There's nothing to cut. Andrew just, he walks outside and Dr. Ruck and goes, Oh, hello, Andrew, my dear boy. Welcome to a glorious day. Greetings and salutations, my good man.

Just walks away lawnmower still running. They have their own slop a clock. God damn. What the fuck? Well, here's the thing. No one's going to buy it. And then we have to sell it for a dollar. And then everyone goes, oh, I wish I had that.

Should we do the second run on a, Slop o'clock? No, no one bought it. I don't want to make a thing again that didn't, that wasn't good. Trick us again. Yeah, maybe no one boy because no one knew about it. We did a whole thing. There was,

we did a lot with the Slop o'clock. We did a live stream for it, I think. I think we did a sloppy Joe's night. Yeah, but what time was the live stream? I think it was Slop o'clock. We did it at night because we had to get a, we had to get like a director who was willing to stay and I think it was,

I think Linblad did it. Yeah, and then we sold like four of them. Yeah, they all went together. And it was me, Jeff, Nick, you, like, that's it. We didn't sell any of these things. Maybe quarter past 11 isn't shopping hours. So were you, if we didn't do it at slop o'clock, were you going to say we should have done it at slop o'clock,

but we did do it at slop o'clock, so now you're trying to figure out the other way on that? That's definitely what's happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. Can we talk about Andrew's homework? Oh, it's a great idea. And as we're moving on, can I just point out one last time that I think two napkin holders, decorative napkin holders, is the right amount for a home.

And I'm happy, I'm happy that we have them because if I need a square napkin, I know where to go. And if I need a rectangular napkin, I know where to go. And aesthetically, they're both so pleasing that it's improved the quality of my life materially. And I just want to put that out into the universe and anybody that may be listening. I'd love to know Emily's thoughts on napkin rings. Are there a lot of rings? Does she have a lot of napkin rings? Yeah, we have napkin rings.

Yeah, we got that. Don't worry about that, man. You do not worry about. Because that's what I thought you were talking about initially with the napkin storage or whatever. Yeah, no, no, no. I've never really felt the need to hold pre-used napkins. I think they stack quite neatly in the plastic.

Yeah. What about post-used? Bin. Bin? Easy as that. There you go. Open up that checkerboard bin with the with the checkerboard squirrel attached to it and throw those things away. You're good to go.

But as we all live in a world where napkin holders are plentiful and loved and never derided and it seems silly to keep talking about them when we have Andrew's homework to get to, would anyone like to go first? What if we do it in the order we were given the homework? Yeah, they were in numbers, right? Right. And we did it in Annette order, but we skipped. Nick. Yeah, I did Eric and then we did Nick. So Nick would be first.

Let's do it. I was tired yesterday. I did Eric and then I did Nick and so Nick goes first. All right. So my question was, who invented mini golf and where and when was it created? Not one particular person is noted as having created it, but I did find a couple of things about this in 1860 in St. Andrews, a manager of the then existing golf club set up a nine whole putting course.

His name was Old Tom Morris. And apparently it was an ideal terrain because it was intersected with a path that flooded fairly consistently. But the first true mini golf course was designed by Englishman James Wells Barber who had immigrated to the U.S. In 1916, he teamed up with an amateur architect and landscape gardener to build a small golf course on his estate. It was in Pinehurst, North Carolina, called Thistle Doe, D.

H-U. This will do. I found out a little extra in that there was an article posted in popular science. Whoa. And you have pictures of the entire thing. That's awesome.

It almost looks like a pinball machine. Yeah. Yeah. Flippers at the bottom, it almost looks like. And, oh. How do you become an amateur architect? Is that just like a guy that wants to, in this scenario, build things later?

Hobby architect. hobby architect I build things for fun yeah exactly I don't get paid for this listen I'm just I'm fascinated by building this is so cool

Nick 10 on a tent on the homework fantastic work Nick wow kind of a suck up too but yeah really good yeah I gotta go with Gavin real brown nose

yeah I just really didn't you ask for extra credit oh you're getting extra credit don't listen to that I think this is I think you're getting responses from people that just used the Google AI answer at the top. Didn't one of these two guys ask for extra homework?

That's true. Eric did. That's Eric. I didn't ask for extra homework. I asked for the correct homework to be assigned. What if you say, dweeb? Barry. Okay.

So I'm going next. Gavin, pay attention. Andrew's question to me. Do geese have anything to do with gooseberries? Oh, yeah. Here's the thing. Stalkl-Beran is the German name for gooseberry. Gooseberry is from a bush that is very thorny.

Stalkl-Beran is the term thornberry. Gooseberry is simply because when they would cook a goose dinner, This would be the berry that they accompanied on the side cooked with the goose. It's really a Nigel Thornberry. See? That's exactly what it is. So the thing about gooseberries is that they are sometimes sweet, but mostly tart and sour by themselves. But like Jeff told me earlier before when we were doing pleasantries, when you add enough sugar to a fruit, it will make it sweet.

And that is what happens with gooseberries. You cook them down into a syrup, and you can brew with them to make a home-brewed like gooseberry, like meat or wine. It's not recommended and not very good. The other important thing to know about gooseberries is that they are deadly to geese. Oh, that's incredible. A gooseberry will kill a gooseberry because of the high. hydrogen cyanide within the gooseberry, thus making the gooseberry the goose's ultimate enemy. Goose cryptonite.

Nick is right. Serving them together, insult to injury, absolutely. This is crazy because I would have assumed, I would have assumed the name would be in some way a positive related to the goose. Somebody who loved the goose, loved geese, but instead it is simply the thing that they would use to eat. We're eating all this goose This is really good What's from these berries? Oh, my, oh, the goose berries?

Absolutely. Yes, the goose berries. Can you imagine not only the insult of being cooked and eaten by a group of things, but for them to cook you with the thing you're most allergic to as well seems additionally insulting. Yeah, if you like cooking and serving a human with a gun.

Yeah. Oh, you want a scoop of human berries? And it's just 9mm. It's just bullets. It's just a bunch of live rounds. You cook up with a person. So there you go. It's like a cook out of Yosemite Sams.

Shots firing from the fire pit. That's delicious there. There you have it. Also, if you weren't aware, gooseberries were actually once banned in the U.S. because they contributed to a tree-killing disease called white pine blister rust that killed a bunch of trees.

But now they're legal again. Even with the name of Jeff's first band, white pine blister rust. There you have it. That's incredible. This is great. Great job, Eric. Great job, Eric.

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Hey, before I go, you guys know how when you, uh, they say if you, if you taste pennies or copper or like you smell oranges, you're about to have a, maybe a heart attack. Uh-huh. Uh-oh. Or a stroke, whatever. What if you smell prime rib really strongly? Oh, then it's dinner time, baby. Like, I just got the most overpowering for like the last like five minutes smell of prime rib in my office and I don't know where it could have come from. Hold on. You could smell the cut of meat. Yeah. You can't tell the difference between prime rib and other meat. Not by smell. Absolutely has a different smell. How? Really? Yeah. So you could like sniff out a sirloin? Yeah.

Oh, I mean, I couldn't tell the difference between like a New York strip and a rib eye or anything or a T-bone, but I can definitely tell the difference between prime rib and other steak. Gavin had a large assumption that this is a larger range than what you're saying.

I thought, yeah, I thought he could sniff out the whole cow. free part of the cow. No, no. I mean, I can probably smell some differences, but there is a distinctive different smell to prime rib than another. I think you could have convinced him that you could smell the rarity in the meat. I think you would have believed it. I think you would have been like, oh, we got to test this. Let's do this. I think you can. I think if you had dry aged meat, you'd probably be able to tell from the cooking smell that it was dry aged. So, say the whole cow fell into lava and just cooked all at once. Would that be like the best smell

ever, because it's all the different cuts of once. Probably, yeah. You're spoiling the Minecraft sequel. Minecraft, the movie, too. Lava cow. is going to be the next big Spotify hit. I bet it would smell really good. Yeah, but it smelled great.

Unless, uh, yeah, unless there's a lava smell that overpowers the steak smell. Lava smelled me. I hadn't thought about that. What does lava smell like? Like, I would assume sulfur or something, you know, I don't know. Is there, do they sell lava smell? Candles.

Lava scent. A lava scent. Right? A lava scent? What does lava smell like? I'm assuming ash. A combination of hot rocks and often a sulfurous acrid odor. Yeah, people are saying sulfur.

Yeah, people are saying sulfur isn't, I don't want that. Just a volcano smells like a fart. That sucks. Yo, this volcano's gassy. Definitely doesn't smell like a fart in my office. smells like prime rib, not sure why. A little weirded out by it, but I do like the smell, so I'm gonna roll with it.

Why family's cooking up a prime rib so you stop talking shit about her napkin holders? I would be pretty surprised and delighted. And if I, now, if I go downstairs and there's not a prime rib in the oven, I'm gonna be sad. Andrew, I would like to turn in my homework, if you would not mind. Please.

Just to refresh your memory and everybody else's who asked, Andrew asked me to look into who invented the people peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And when was it? I can answer that. Luckily, it is in print the first time it has ever mentioned in a 1901 magazine called The Boston Cooking School Magazine. It was published by Julia Davis Chandler. It was listed as a tea sandwich or a finger sandwich combining peanut paste, which is the earliest version of peanut butter. They would make peanut paste. sounds brutal.

They would take roasted peanuts and they would stick them in a coffee grinder and just fucking run them through the coffee grinder until they turned in the kind of the paste. So they hadn't refined the recipe yet. It was not the peanut butter

that we're thinking of today. It's pretty strong peanut flavor as I understand it. And then they would use what's called Pullman Loaves. That's the kind of bread. This is, by the way, before sliced bread.

So they would make these loaves called Pullman Loaves, which were really good for sandwiches because they were a thick, spongy bread that was very soft and so moisture wouldn't seep through it. There weren't like a lot of holes for stuff to fall through. So they used a slice of

Pullman bread, like a finger slice of Pullman bread and then a little bit of peanut paste. Then another slice of Pullman bread and on top of that second slice of Pullman bread they would do a smear of current or crab apple jelly and then a third slice of

bread on top of that. So it's actually like a big Mac. There's three slices or like a club which is way too much bread, I think. And that is the original initial peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which she claimed to have invented in that magazine. She said she was the, it was an original recipe. At that point, peanut paste had only been used for about five years, so it was relatively new. So it stands to reason

that nobody had thought to combine it with jelly until that point. Crab apple jelly and current jelly are both very difficult to get. Pullman bread, you can just bake. I watched her do. do it online, on YouTube. I'm thinking we should build the original peanut butter and jelly sandwich at some point and see what they had. That's a great idea.

I actually, I watched two different dudes on YouTube do it, and it's totally doable and totally possible. We just have to make this Pullman bread. The thing that I thought, I thought was most interesting about this, genuinely the most interesting about this whole deal, right?

Uh-huh. Is that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich didn't really take off at first because people didn't like to make finger foods and that quickly people didn't like to slice bread apparently slicing bread

was a really big thing you know the phrase it's the greatest invention since sliced bread that we still use to this day I didn't realize how big of a fucking deal pre-sliced bread was

it was invented in like the early 1930s so I think maybe a little bit earlier than that but it was years and years and years after the peanut butter and jelly sandwich was invented it didn't take off until pre-sliced bread took off

because they thought it was a gimmick at first that nobody was going to use it because when you slice bread, the bread goes bad quickly. So they're like, why would you want to slice up a bunch of bread that's just going to go bad faster? But what it did is it just encouraged people

to eat sandwiches like a motherfucker and in that process where people were like, I get to eat sandwiches like crazy and my bread's going to go bad and people did not let stuff go to waste back then, right? So it was like, what's the easiest sandwich I can make, peanut butter and jelly?

And they just started going to town on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Also soldiers ate a lot of peanut butter in World War I because it was considered a good meat substitute when meat was hard to come by. Last thing about this, the thing that I think is the absolute funniest, when sliced bread was invented, it became a phrase, greatest thing since sliced bread. They said sliced bread was the greatest that was referred to what it was invented as.

This is the greatest thing in the baking industry since bread was wrapped. So before we had the sliced bread as a marker that was wrapped bread as a marker. So slice bread knocked wrapped bread off the pedestal. And if we'd never invented sliced bread, we might be run around saying, this is the greatest thing since wrapped bread. I'm going to start saying that. Slice bread kicked wrapped wrapped bread's ass. Nobody's talking about wrapped bread anymore.

These seem like such basic things. It's crazy to think of them as revolutionary. Rapping bread? I don't, am I missing something with the term wrapped bread? Like, what's, what do you mean? Like, they put it in something? Yeah, they just put it in. like a plastic bag.

That's it? They probably discovered that it doesn't go stale as fast. It doesn't go stale as fast if it's wrapped and all the airs pushed out. Guys, we got to put this bread in something.

Holy shit. Well, I've just been leaving it out. Yeah, but if you didn't understand the way staleness works, how would you ever figure that out? Yeah, good point. But doesn't it feel like you would know just by being alive?

No, like if I buy ice cream, if I buy an ice cream cone, I don't wrap it up. What? What? I'm right there with Gavin, but this might be the worst example I've ever heard in my entire life.

I do think these things are like common sense to us because they've been a part of the fabric of our reality for a hundred years since before we were born. But somebody had to be the first person to try everything, right? So somebody was like,

maybe it's the air that's making bread go stale. What if I stick it in a bag and suck all the air out? Oh my, it lasted an extra week. Crazy. It would have been experimental or an accident, I assume. Yeah. grocery stores exist at this point?

Like, what is the culture of that? In my head, it's like people are buying from vendors. You buy from a baker, I assume. Yeah, like a bakery type situation. The concept of, like, I'm not, I don't think they're shopping at Walmart. Like, the idea of, like... So I got an answer for you. The first

grocery store, modern self-service grocery store, was Pigley Wiggly, and it was founded in Memphis, Tennessee in 1916. So prior to In 1916, grocery shopping involved customers providing a list of groceries to a clerk who would then go behind the scenes and get them and bring them. So there was like, there was a grocery store in the sense that you would just bring somebody

a shopping list and they would shop for you. I mean, consider the name supermarket, right? Like, it's just the market that you would go to to get these things. But it's all everything in one place. And then, yeah, you just do it. That's supermarket. And then the supermarket showed up and it became the greatest thing since wrapped bread. really big fan of Supermarket Brothers

Supermarket Brothers Great game Might be on the list Might be on the list Oh anyway That's my homework Andrew And I gotta say That's top here Jeff

Thank you for giving it to me Because I think you've given me An entire episode of So Alright On the road Whenever I need to break in case of emergency I can just reiterate all this crap But it was also wildly entertaining I learned so much more than this

It just like I went deep into the bread I went deep into jellies. I went deep into the history of the peanut, how it used to be called a goober, just all kinds of stuff. I would have never guessed that crab apple was the initial jelly. Grab apple or current,

but it seemed like crab apple was the preferred. And I would really like to try crabapple jelly, which I'm assured by Eric tastes good because of sugar. Interesting. Huh. Well, that leaves Gavin. Pancakes.

It was pancakes. Oh, pancakes is first. Yeah. That's what I assume because Waffle is fancier. There you have it. That's the end of that segment. So pancakes. You said not to show my working, so yeah, there you go.

Where were they created? You do want my workings? I was just, I was curious. It was more of a question. I mean, I'm not asking you to show your work. It was just like a follow-up. Oh, no idea. Okay.

That's what I would have assumed, because a waffle just, as I said, feels more complex and fancy. It's a complex shape, in it? There's no way you can do that with... I mean, a pan is like, everyone's got a pan. Yeah, and it also just seems like an evolution of, like, holding the stuff you'd spread on it better. It felt like something that would have come after pancake. Well, I thought. be cool was a pan that has the waffle texture so you can potentially have a half waffle

half pancake without any equipment. Interesting. So it's specifically a pancake pan because like what else could you make on that? You can make a waffle shaped fried egg. You can make a waffle shaped. I guess any liquid type thing that you pour into a pan could work. Yeah. Just be waffle shaped. I'm imagining. And you flip it over at this pancake. I wonder, like, if you tried to grill a piece of chicken on that, does it, would it have the, the waffle checker? Oh, I don't know. If it's not fried, Andrew, I'm going to go crazy. I appreciate the information.

That's confirmation. That's where I would have guessed. If I had to guess if it was like a millionaire situation and I had to pick 50-50, I would only pancake. What an interesting amount of not. We've gained. I enjoyed it. That was great. Andrew, do you want some new knowledge?

Please. I beat one of your scores in Trial's HD. Oh, you know what? I saw you do it, and I forgot. That's unfortunate. I saw you playing Trial's HD one day, and I went, oh, he's getting one of my times. I'll get it back before he brings it up, whenever he brings it up. And then I forgot.

I forgot because of life. Life happens. You know, you got the cats. You got the shit tail. So I'm not completely caught off guard by this. I saw it coming, but I forgot. So I guess I'm like double, I'm re-surprised. What trials time did you beat?

Level six on the first game. Level six, first game. Or five? One of the end ones, because we went back and forth too many times on the early ones. I just can't beat your times. And this was the only one doable. Well, that was the one that you really mastered back at home. I need to install Trials HD.

I'm surprised you revisited this one, because last time we did this, you complained about how unbearably ugly you thought it was. It's ugly. I only started doing it because we had the 360s in the office for a video, and it was just on that 360. Oh. And I just thought, I'll play that. Wait, so the 360 you brought in, that was an old 360 you had, and it just still had stuff on it. it from yeah they all were yeah oh that's awesome we brought in six 360s to make four i think you guys said there were like a lot of problems with them huh oh yeah we had a lot of fun trying to

recreate that recording environment took about two days any red rings of death unexpectedly yeah whoa two well one of jeff's x-ful 360s has the fan uh that doesn't spin so yeah it turns on for about four minutes and then goes red. Anytime you try to do anything, you know. We can, by the time this is out, we can talk about that gameplay if you guys want to talk about it at all. You want to talk about it?

Okay, or not, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, no, I think it's a great idea. I was just, I was, I was actually going through some notes when you talked. I'm very happy to talk about it. We, it was the culmination of something that we have been planning since we started the let's play channel back at f***ase

or restarted the let's play channel at f***ace I guess we actually set up and started to test the environment way way back at the rooster teeth offices before we got shit canned and then you know they nuked us from orbit and so we couldn't do it but then when we started the new company about a year later we were able to do it again we

It's something that we, Gavin and I had been wanting to revisit for a very long time, Rainbow 6, Vegas 2, which was a very popular let's play series way back in the Achievement 100 days, four player co-op in this game type called terrorist hunt, where basically you go in to a building and then you try to kill 40 or 50 terrorists that are occupying it, and you play it on the hardest mode. But the really cool thing about it is with the Xbox 360 Vision Pro camera, which is one of the biggest pieces of shit ever, you can scan your face and then apply your face to the game character model

so that you're actually in the game which we did to hilarious results way back in the age days. So we dug all of our 360s out of the garages and we put them together and we played a couple of rounds at Terrace Hunt with Ray.

And it was so much fun. What a great time. What a fun game. What just a fun thing to play? The only issue I had with it was what I talked about before. I had to try to scan my face using that camera, and it took me about an hour. And I was wearing my mask of my face during it.

It was just squishing my cheeks. I was so miserable. I put it on. I did the photos, and then I took it off, and I was like, okay, it's processing. It's going to be great. Then it said it failed. And then I just put it back on, and I tried for as long as I could until I physically could no longer bear my face being squished. And I took off the mask.

but I am happy with how my thing ended up turning out. Yours was phenomenal. Yeah, you had four eyes somehow. Yeah, I don't know how I got the additional eyes, but 40-40 vision, I'm watching all corners, I'm ready to take out the terrorists. It was so easy just to drop back into that mode

of playing games with Ray. I was amazed, because I mean, I know we did the one let's play when he came back at the Olympic one, but how long had it been since we've done a let's play with Ray in earnest? 10 years? 10 years or so?

It was like it really was like it had been yesterday. It was like he just slipped back in so quickly and so easily and it was so much, it was seamless and it was so much fucking fun. It was like zero time had passed.

It was really wild. I know what you're saying it wasn't seamless. We spent about 50 minutes trying to get it to work. That's the achievement on or hump. You got to get over. We had too many achievement

100 people in the world. room together, so we had an hour of tech problems leading up to it, even though Gavin and I spent two fucking days trying to prep this thing. It wasn't our problem. It was all on Ray's end. But once we got that sorted and we were playing, from that point on, it was fucking smooth sailing. I mean, one of the big problems with, on a modern Xbox, you just sign into your account and then, bloop, you've got it. On the 360 for some reason, it has to, like, download your gamer score. So the more game of score you have, the longer it takes. And a raise probably couldn't take longer.

He's got two and a half million gamer score, so it took two and a half million hours. Well, he tried to circumvent that, right? Yeah, the whole thing was he wanted to... He changed his Gamer Tag years ago, but when he worked at Achievement Hunter, his Gamer Tag was Brown Man. So he thought it would be funny

to have the same Gamer Tag. Instead of paying the money to change his name, he just created a... He had an alt account that he had that name on that he had switched it over to. So he brought that account in, and it took us 40, minutes of trying to get him into the game

with all of us to realize that that account didn't have Xbox live gold, which you can no longer buy on the 360 and we couldn't figure out how to get it on the Xbox one through that account, so he ended up just logging in through his normal account, which took two and a half

million hours. You can see this picture here that Tina and I are being the lighting crew for race picture because their office is so dingy and shitty. Nick is loving it. If you look in the background. You can see Nick loving it is like Ray is getting these flashlights in his face. It's so funny. It was so good, man. It was awesome. But yeah, hopefully people like it. Hopefully people

enjoyed the nostalgia. They enjoyed us playing games with Ray. I wouldn't look for that to happen again anytime soon. But you could see more of that stuff in the future. I think we all had so much fun that we wouldn't mind doing some more of that kind of stuff. In the, you know, not too distant to distant future, completely undefined, no expectations. Absolutely. But, you know. And we recorded two of them. So there'll be two videos.

Yeah, two videos. There you go. Which is two more than zero. That is two more than zero. I didn't even need to send you to do that homework. You just knew that, Jeff. You just nailed that one. You know why?

It's because you've got me thinking scholastically later. Oh, ho. Got that knowledge just shooting from the hip. That's right. The same amount of bullets as videos that we made. I figured out a new way to start threatening Gavin, which I'm pretty into. Is it deleting files that he doesn't know

were deleted? No, no, no. Oh, Blaine got to hear all about that last night, huh? That's pretty exciting. I played it. I played Battlefield with Blaine. Oh, how was it? And I was telling him about the podcast we just recorded. How was Battlefield with Blaine? That's fun. I don't really,

I don't really ever like one-on-one hang out with Blaine, so I liked it. It was nice. Nice. I have discovered that, through the magic of TikTok, all of these pranks that people play in each other and now I just send them to Gavin and I go, this is what I would have done to you if I knew about this when I was younger or if I could build a time machine,

I'd do this to you yesterday. You sent me a video of some guy just like pissing in a shrub and then another guy just tackling him into his own piss and I'm just so glad it didn't happen to me. But I still feel like that feeling of like, oh, what if that was me? I saw that video and I thought,

I've never wanted to do something to Gavin more in my entire life, but obviously I'm too old to be throwing people in bushes. This is a time machine idea. But I wanted him to know that I wanted him to feel that I would do it to him anyway. So I just, I've said in him these now and I'm just going like, this would have been you. This could have been you. This should have been you. I think it was Bernie once while I was pissing in one of those trough urinals. He just kicked me in the butt.

He just like shoved me in the butt while I was pissing. and I flew forwards and I was really worried about my head hitting the wall so I leant back and my cock absolutely whanged the metal back

of this urinal classic Bernie that dude loves to mess with the dude's butt in a public bathroom god damn oh man so wait I thought the threat

would be that you're sending him videos to TikTok that he can't even view He doesn't even know what's happening because he complains about that because Gavin doesn't have a time. No, I like to make him do the work to actually watch the video

and then I verify that he did watch the video later. I've actually stepped up sending him TikToks. Yeah, so I have to like pull the video over to the middle because it starts on the side in the browser and then I have to try and hit the tiny speaker button which starts on mute and then I have to try and get the volume up

without like switching the video and then I have to slide the video back to where I can see it. Or he could just get TikTok. I could do that. Yeah. It would make it easier. Although it's about to get banned, right?

Or not banned? It feels like that it's constantly impending. Oh, good. There's going to be an American-only TikTok now or something. Who fucking knows? Who cares? Nothing's real anyway.

Everything is fake. Everything. Do you guys ever think about how... I know we're out of our hot dog era. Uh-huh. And I'm happy to be out of it. I'm ready for my hot dog break. Yeah.

But do you guys ever think about how we eat hot dogs the long way and not the top down way? No. I was thinking about that the other day. I was watching somebody eat I was watching somebody eat an ear of corn

and I thought why don't we eat hot dogs like that? You can eat the middle of it. Yeah, if the hot dog had a solid core like the meat stem, I'm sure you would hear that.

Well, I'm not saying you should spin it, but you could just go down that direction, you know? Why start at the dick end? Why not just go, you know, down the shack? I'm trying to think

of any long food that you eat. Yeah, have you ever seen this, this image? It's a, it's a fake thing or whatever. This guy just made to see if, like, he could get it published and like People magazine and stuff, and it worked. It's a guy dressed like Justin Bieber,

eating a burrito sideways. It's the craziest. I never thought about eating a burrito the short way. It is really impressive to see. Kind of want to do that with a hot dog. Yeah, I think we should do it. We should have a hot dog eating contest where you have to eat it that way.

Oh, absolutely. I love this idea. Pumpkin is here at Starbucks, and we're making it just the way you like. Handcrafted with real ingredients like our real pumpkin sauce and rich espresso. Sprinkled with pumpkin spice. It's full of real flavors you'll keep coming back for. Made just for you at Starbucks. Someone on, I feel like I've ventured into the subreddit yesterday,

and there's so many good GERPLA pictures. There's like a picture of a baby drinking out of a GERPLA, which made me laugh for some reason. but I also saw someone wrote about my emotional poos and someone was saying that they also have like a runny nose and tears coming out their eyes during some poos and it's called

defecation rhinorrhea it's got a real name defecation diarrhea I think you misread it no diarrhea you said defecation Reiner Maria rhino rineria

Reiner Maria Reiner Maria Emotional singing? Whoa Isn't Rhinner Maria a poet from Germany? Didn't he write the leopard? Is that where it is?

Diffigation rhinorrhea also known as poop nose. Is it a woman nose that he can't go during her after a mouth? Yeah, you definitely got it. Dude, you get fucking poop nose? Poop nose is very misleading. I don't have poop nose. Well, I don't know. I don't know.

It says it right here. That sounds like you do. I was like you've got a burn in case of poop nose. I'm reading right here that says you have poop nose, bro. That's a real bummer. So have you always been a poop noser or like when did this start? When was your first poop nose? When did you get poop nose?

Since I was a kid, poop nose. Oh, interesting. You've been a poop nose since a child? Man, I wish it was new nickname time already. I don't think we could give him a nickname of what he just is. Or I guess we're good. Yeah. Poop nose.

Or it's like, you know how you give an opposite nickname, right? Like you call a big guy tiny. Maybe we should call him not poop nose. The guy was a smurf. You'd be poopy smurf. If all of our nicknames were based on a trait, I think poop nose is fine. Like you could be long back, Andrew. I'd much rather be long back than poop nose.

Do you think poop nose is fine? And then the other one is long back? I mean Jason used to be poop didn't he? He hated that man poopie pooped yeah he did that to himself

he fucking hated that I'll still sometimes pull out my camera and do a video where I'm like I met poop from red versus blue I'll never forget

at a show at Emo's one night introducing Jason to a cool girl she's kind of hot I said, this is my friend Jason We call him poop And she goes, oh, that's sad And he goes, hey That's sad

Oh, that's sad Oh And so because he He like played Played some game There's poop or something He played He played

Fuck was it I can't remember what game it was Quake It was Quake I think And he played And his name was poopie or poopoo.

And so we just called him poop after that. It really is on him. Yeah, when you said it was on him, there was a thought of like, I don't know how much it really was on him. No, but that's on him. It really stuck, though. It was such a great forum name.

Like, all the cast of Red versus Blue had their old handles on the forum. It's like Buzzbee and G-Funk and poop. And you'd be like, who are all these people? And Gus. And Gus. Yeah, yeah, that tracks That sounds right, yeah

Oh, God damn Oh Gavin Really made me laugh last night And has changed how I've viewed movies In a certain way We were talking about The new alien TV series

Just came out the first two episodes Andrew got me to watch it I'd asked if he had seen it Because I saw it I really enjoyed it And I said there's more Ray Romano in it than you'd expect thinking that he would think that I was telling a joke

and then he came back because Ice Age is weirdly a significant part of the story the movie Ice Age so Dennis Leary and Ray Romano technically are in the Alien TV series that just came out and he brought up that Sigourney Weaver's character an alien has an awareness of Ray Romanois

if it's established in the universe which then made me think about the fact that Sigourney Weaver and Alien knew about Ray Romano before any of us did which has broken my brain I thought that was brilliant Every time I watch Alien now I'm gonna be like she's seen Ice Age

She's seen Ice Age. Also I just love the idiot because I was the perfect age for Ice Age and maybe it's a SpongeBob thing where I just am the weird kid that it didn't register with I never liked Ice Age. I thought Ice Age always kind of sucked so the premise that it is like a beloved movie still

in the year 21, whatever, is insane to me. I never thought. Didn't think it was that great. It is going to be... Go ahead. I was just going to say that I actively remember being disappointed by Ice Age as a child. I was so pumped.

It might be the first disappointment. It was my tuxedo. That's the one where that little dude's running for the nut the whole time, right? Yeah, he's like the minion. He's like a pre-minion, essentially. Yeah, he's like a little squirrel or whatever. Yeah, he's like the little little little.

lemur of Ice Age. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is going to be funny. Like, if you look at, like, we've talked about this before, but the entirety of our lifespan from when I'm born to the last one of us dies, right? There's probably going to be like four animated movies in that window that exist past

us. And it is going to be fucking weird that it's going to be like, why is Ice Age one of those movies? Or like, why did the Aristocats end up resurfacing becoming a thing and not Little Mermaid? or way, it's so weird how history and humanity picks the things that endure, you know? That would be an interesting if, like, post-life, you could get information to questions about the future. I'd love to know what property that nobody gave a shit about eventually becomes the biggest deal in the world.

You're right, it absolutely is going to happen to something. Or to be able to go back in time and say, like, okay, so we're looking back 100 years ago, it was all like Buster Keaton, right? Like, he was like the, he was the driving force. people were like, no, he's a hack. We liked Bill Johnson. I don't know why everybody, why are you guys so obsessed with Buster Keaton? Nobody liked him when he was alive. Now, that's not true. But, you know, there's got to be stuff like that that's already happened.

That, you know, we're super into, like Hollywood Boulevard, but everybody else is at that time liked a different movie, you know? I do get fascinated by things that culturally are so important, like just so in your face. I'm refraining from saying important, because my example is certainly not important.

But William Hung mean something to people of a very specific age and time and not at all to anyone else outside of it. Yeah. But like was so present. Like the people that are so Hoctua will be that for some. Susan Boyle.

Susan Boyle. Another one. Yeah. Well Susan Boyle, special place of my heart because of Andrew Panza. For vocal coach being Andrew Pan. But yes. And it's interesting. I guess like the modernized version of that are people that are memes that don't intend to be. Oh, yeah, it's definitely that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the, the memes that keep going and then you go, remember potato chip kid? And this is him now. And it's like him in jail. And you go like, oh, poor potato chip kid. That's sad. Potato chip kid. That's sad. The Rizzler is the only one I'm genuinely fascinated by.

I've seen, like, what does the Ristler look like in 10 years? And I feel like he's going to be fine. Yeah, I think the Rizzler is just going to keep looking like this forever. I don't think there's any, this is it, man. I think the Rizzler's going to age like Andy Milanacus aged. Yeah. Yeah.

That's actually, I think, a great comparable. Yeah. Because he seems unfazed by all of this. Like, to him, I think nothing has really changed in his mind. When you search the Rizzler, that's the first picture. That's the worst picture of the Rizzler I've ever seen. Dude, that could be him at 9 or 49. They keep making

I love I love looking at the Rizzler in other situations They keep making them go on red carpets It's so crazy The fucking Rizzler I oh God I love it I love it so much

I love nothing about what this kid does But saying the Rizler makes me feel good I love saying the Rizler I enjoy that He's the name is a killer It's an absolute stone cold killer. Yep. Yep.

Damn. You big Rizzler head, Gavin? I don't know anything about the Rizler. He's not on TikTok, so I feel like... Chaka Chalka cookie. Those are his friends. The Rizler doesn't say that. Those are his friends.

Those are... Here's the Rizler. Friends of Rizler. The two Italian friends. I went to a pro wrestling show in Arlington at Rangelo. Stadium and the Rizzler was there. And he came out in a cowboy hat. It was pretty exciting.

I just keep looking at him. I've got a life hack. You have a life hack? What's the life hack? Well, it may seem convenient, right, to buy a printer that has a scanner on top. Uh-huh. But don't buy a separate scanner. because when your printer has a problem with this ink

or doesn't have any ink because it's 2025, the scatter doesn't work now. So buy a separate scatter. Or buy a separate printer and have double the ink. When your printer doesn't work, you use your other printer. Oh, that's...

I mean, nothing is less reliable than a printer you rarely use, though. I feel like if I have two printers... Are you... Wait. So your life has... is just buy a second thing? My life hack is don't buy the combination because of shitty dog shit, ink, DRM.

I can't scan anymore. I can't scan. I mean, that sounds like a real annoyance. I'm calling bullshit on this life hack. For the amount of shit you gave me for my McDonald's life hack, my life hack was significantly better than this nonsense.

Yours is just buy a different thing. It's not a life hack. Yeah, but I'm trying to save you money on... I was trying to save people money. by getting more food at a cheaper price and that was apparently shit, but printing is fine. I would say that the real life hack here

to me is that you're reminding me and probably most people that there's a scanner on every printer in America that I've never used. Oh, I used it all the time. I could probably use it. I'm disappointed with how often I have to scan something. It really annoys me. I just take a photo of any document or anything

and I just mail that to email that to them. Nobody's ever rejected it. Some people are like, oh, you need to actually use a scanner there. And then I'll be like, look, I did, even though it was taken on my phone with like the note set. And they're like, we could see the shadow of the phone. It's like, ah, sort of a bit. Well, that's, yeah.

Better lighting. I think we're just doing different kinds of business. I think so. Yeah, yeah. I think Gavin is doing legitimate business. Yeah, no, obviously. That's why I think we're doing different kinds. Yeah, right.

What kind of business are you doing, Nick? Oh, Nick's in the middle of money of business. Nick is in the middle of so much business that he fucking hates. It's so, it's awesome. Well, that's a good business. So much business. So much business. Sign this.

Send it back. Now we have it. Now you have it. Now sign it and again and send it back. Oh, this hasn't changed. Oh, that quote was only good for 12 hours. We need to generate a new quote. We'll need to get you to sign that.

Why'd you send us this? You shouldn't send it that. Don't send that. Send this other one sign it. This should have been notarized. Oh, you actually didn't. You forgot to initial. Initial, send it back.

Sign it and send it back. Oh, cool. Thank you so much. This needs a witness. I think online notaries are the best. it's so weird to have someone purve on you while you're signing something wait that's a thing oh yeah what you just have someone watch you on webcam oh that's so creepy yeah what's the point

why do I need to do that sometimes to prove it should I Gavin Gavin do you want me to become a notary for you it seems like annoy everyone I've known who is also a notary seems quite inconvenienced when you ask them to do stuff dude my mom is a notary she'd jump at the chance to help you i'm sure don't make me notarize oh some people really want to use the notary ability it's like when you're when you're playing an RPG and you have like a character specific voice or a text prompt

you just really want to use that instead of a generic one sure but i think if this was just a notary for friends only like how do you what does it take to become a notary. Yeah, you just have to, like, sign up for some stuff, and I think there's, like, a class or something. You probably just take online. I think it takes, like, two weeks. Once again, I can ask my mom, she's, she's a notary.

Can you notarize your own stuff? No, I don't think you can. That is completely pointless. That's, like, the one thing. Yeah, it's like the one thing you can't do. Oh, what if I sign something and look at myself in a mirror? Like outside where you shave? I guess you could do that.

Yeah. I could work. Yeah. I really can't see shit. in that mirror anymore. Oh, no. Is that why you got the beard going so much right now?

Part of the reason. You need to get a new mirror. You need to get a new exterior mirror. Yeah, you need Meg to drop a mirror soon so that way you have a new mirror outside. Yeah, I mean, I didn't buy it as an outdoor mirror. No, but I'm just saying you should. You should get one.

This became part of your lifestyle. Yeah. Did it break and become an outdoor mirror or was it an outdoor mirror that broke? It was a mirror that broke and then I just left it outside because I wasn't sure about how to throw it away without Right, right, right. And then he started ape shaving in front of it.

Yeah, more of a slav squat. Meg broke a mirror expecting bad luck to come But instead it was just Gavin started shaving outside That was the consequence. Do you ever clean the mirror or you just leave it to like the elements? I just leave it. That's probably why you can't see it. Yeah, you should probably spray it with like a hose.

Yeah, no, It's like the reflective material under the glass is all fogged. The mirror? This man came in here with a life hack about printers and he can't even shave because his exterior mirror. Get him, Andrew. What would the life hack be for a better outdoor shaving experience? Buy an outdoor mirror. It's shave inside.

Or a phone holder. Life hack, shave inside. There you have it. Too much hair clogs up all the. I'm just saying there's two people that I know that shave outside. It's you and it's Chris DeMaris. And if that's the company I have to keep to do that, I'm not sure about it. Have you considered a shed?

That's where Chris has a shave shed. Chris has a shave shed. Yes, he does. Chris brings power tools to his shed. So it looks like he's going in for a reason. Who's watching it? He's just going into shave. Is someone notarizing his shave?

Like, why is he worried about it? I don't know. Chris, I think Chris thinks that people are watching him all the time, except then you see him act a certain way and you go, I just don't know if he thinks that anyone looks at him ever. Like, you've seen him run where he puts like his arms like to his side and just runs as fast as he can. It's crazy. He's just an interesting guy. Well, I feel like you're all shitting on shaving outside. Have you ever tried it?

No, should I give it a shot? I used to shave outside at the old house all the time. It's awesome. I got no issue with shaving outside. I think it's dumb to shave into a broken, jagged mirror that you can't see out of. I throw my trimmings outside. What? Shaving outside is way better because it makes such a fucking mess in your bathroom.

You got to clean out hair for a half an hour. I did it this morning. It's fucking the worst. I'm like, I'm not a hairy guy at all. So, like, I just don't think I have the same issue that you guys have. Oh, dude. I shaved my neck today and it looked like, Eric, it looked like a temperate rainforest in my bathroom. It was just like fur and hair everywhere. I'm convinced, Eric, if I just walked around

your house and shaved various amounts of beard in different sinks, I could block every sink you have. That's crazy. I do not have, I like don't have this problem at all. Yeah, I don't, I don't have that. I have like zero body hair, like at all. And then like my facial hair, you've seen it. That's it. It does not grow. That's it. Thanks, man. That takes like three months, like a quarter of a year to get, like, looking okay. It's a good problem to have. I wouldn't even call it a problem.

I'm fine with it. I got no issue with it. I'm not looking to be a hairy guy. I just, you know, a little chest hair would be probably okay, you know. I wonder what percentage of people would. Like, if it was a box, you could check to decide. How many people are picking Harry? Harry guy

I'm certainly not I wouldn't check that it's too hot just a lot of work a lot unnecessary work seems like it you have to like shave outside in front of a broken mirror

like there's a lot going on great for the birds though hey before we wrap up today I have an idea I've been sitting on for about six months that I kind of want to pitch to you guys because I need a little bit of help with it

I mentioned it to Andrew once before I think he was into the idea but he agreed that it needed something. And I was hoping maybe Eric specifically can help, but everybody is welcome to, obviously. If you don't mind, I'd like to pitch you this now. Of course. What is the most exciting thing in professional sports?

Don't answer. I'm going to tell you, okay? You think you know, but you may not know, but I'm going to give you the answer, and then you're going to agree. So I'll just go ahead and blurt it out. The most exciting thing in professional sports is a game seven. There's nothing better than a game.

the series is tied three to three one game left to determine the outcome of two similarly matched teams that are just eking it out each week why he gets on top then they get on top then they get on top and now finally it culminates in this monumental final seventh game to determine who the greatest of whatever the fuck they're doing is right what would be better for us than a whole series that we do that's just game sevens. We cut out all the middleman and we just do the most exciting part,

a game seven series. But that's, if you've cut out all the other stuff, that's just like playing game one. Like there's no history to it. That is where the problem is. No, but it's all there. It's all there.

We get, we got, yeah, I mean, that's one of the problems to address. But we harness the energy of a game seven, so we just do game sevens. What sport do you play

seven times against the same team? Basketball, baseball, hockey. Off the rip. Here's like four examples. No, I just didn't know

any of them. Most American sports. Yeah, it's that. American stuff. All right. When you get a game seven, you're so fucking jazzed. The ultimate goal,

you want it to go one and two ways. You want your team to win in four games, a brutal sweep where you just demoralize the other team and make them question being athletes in the first place, or you win in seven games in the tightest fucking

like just razor thin margin ever. That's what you want. I will say I feel like some of this Jeff is feelings associated because of your fandom of the Celtics. Well, I'm not done talking. Being a fan of a franchise

that wins, that is capable of winning your views of what as Game 7 means, I think might be a little bit different than mine, where to me, a game 7 is pure dread. It is the most disappointment. 100%. Oh, there's a tremendous amount of dread because you could lose, but that's it.

Things are the most heightened. No, not could. Will. Only. Only will lose. Things are the most heightened. They can possibly be. The stakes can't be any higher than a game.

The emotions are at a high, but not purely positive. I would say largely negative But the scoring, isn't that done overall Like the whole season? Like what's it got to do with one team? What? What the fuck is he talking about? I have no idea.

What does it mean to win against one other team on game seven? Oh no, no, no. You play a series of first to four wins the series. Like the World Series is best of seven games. So you have to win four games in order to win the series.

And you play them all back to back. What countries are involved in the World Series? United States and Canada. Right. Just waiting for the rest of the countries to step up. I mean, I mean, you could also look at where the players are from. Dominican, Cuba. I'm just, I'm, Australia.

I feel like Japan is huge on baseball. South Korea. Why am I in the World Series? Shoha Tani was just in the World Series. Yeah, what are you talking about? All right. Anyway, as soon as England wants to field the team, they can. Here's the small problem that I'm having trouble overcoming is how do you get to just game sevens?

Like, that's the prior. We got to turn through games one through six in some way so that we only have game sevens. Sim them on a video game. Yeah, I mean, you have to, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, well, yeah. But then how do you ensure that the sim gets to a game seven? I'm just trying to figure out a series

where we harness the power of the game seven and only the game seven. I'm bringing it to you guys to get me over the hump because I can't quite figure out what the show is. I just see it in my notes every week and I think about it

every time I see it on my notes. What if we fire up like 20 consoles and we just start siming stuff in all these different games and we'll just stop at every game seven and then play it? That could work.

I like that idea, actually. And sometimes it won't work out. like two Xboxes won't ever have a Game 7, so you start them sim in something else? I think different sports games across multiple Xboxes that are constantly being simmed and then stop on Game 7s.

I think it has to be one Xbox doing it. I think that the rarity of the Game 7 makes it sweet like Jeff is talking about. And if we just have 20 Xboxes going, we'll get a bunch of Game 7s, but to me, there's less meaning than one Xbox doing it.

And we go, oh shit, this one's a game. game six. This one might get to game seven. And it doesn't. And we go, oh, I like that. What if in the office at all times, we're doing real-time sims of games. Uh-huh. And it's just constantly working. I kind of love that. I kind of love having it. I kind of like that too. There's like a, there's like a TV that we put in a corner and we turn on the Xbox and it's simming MLB the show 25 or whatever. 162 game season. Yeah. And you got to see if it gets there, If it gets there, that's great. Then we get to the Game 7

and we've been waiting and waiting and waiting for it. And then we take over. Or we just watch. I think we watch. I think we have to watch and we have to bet. Yeah. And then so there's only a game 7 show is only released when we get a game 7.

Absolutely. So it could be like once a year. It could be three times in a week. Right. It would be like insanely infrequent. And that would be really fun. We can even put in time lapses of the games not reaching Game 7.

to like actually show how long in it took. Oh, we can have a slop a clock in the frame and you can see the time whizzing by and maybe the clock will stop at the same time as mine and next clock. Which last night, I started thinking about again and I just couldn't believe it. It's blown my mind.

It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. Never seen anything like it before. Wild. Did we put our batteries in at the exact same second? We had to have. That's incredible. Wild. Or a minute apart. All right. Well, I think you guys helped me. get over the hump

I think we have a show here only game sevens it's like it's like oops all crunch berries oops only game sevens what if it's running in your break room and it's just on the TV oh

I like it yeah yeah yeah we just have to put an Xbox in there yeah not a problem all right I'll go buy us

another Xbox I think we got plenty Yeah, yeah, all right, well, you're gonna donate years? I mean, an Xbox one, what was the other one? What was the other one? We got loads of those that we're not using. We do, we do, do we? Don't you? We do, we do. Every Xbox I own is in use, so I don't, you didn't ever have a one X?

Yeah, Millie's hand me down Xboxes. Yeah, there might be like, there might be old ones or whatever and we just run an older game on it. I think that's fun too. Just running an older game on it's fun. Absolutely. which game seven what are we doing what's the sport let's lock that in i like MLB the show first i like yeah we just play like an old like an old version of MLB the show just do like a 2018 or something can you run a game in real time what does it have to be sped out no no i think i think you can run in real time but we'll just have to see if it's see if it's a thing that you can do with like their season

mode or whatever and see how it goes yeah and then after we do a baseball season we'll do basketball and then hockey or vice versa and then switch we'll just cycle through yeah yeah yeah when we get to the game seven and we do it, we go to the next sport after it. Oh, I love this. That's going to take so long to change a sport. Yes, I know, but I think that's like how special it is to have the game seven.

Yeah, I mean, it's going to be a lot. Now, let me ask you this. Are we only playing World Series Game Sevens, or if the National League championship series is Game Seven to we play that? It's got to be World Series. It's got to be the end, the end, the end. There's a really good chance we'll play. We'll sim 30 teams playing 162 games each in real time

and then not get a game seven. Yes, absolutely. Yeah, okay, okay. Do we know what team we're going to be playing us? No, we don't know yet. We'll have to see what game it is and then what we can do with it. We might have to spin a wheel to determine the team. We might have to spin a wheel.

Wheel spin could be good, but that could also mean like we're never going to the playoffs. Yeah, yeah, we pick the Cincinnati Reds and we're fucking boned. But are we going to sim? Wouldn't you just sim every team? Are we going to bet on any game, any World Series Game 7? Or do we have to be, does our Reds have to be in it? I guess that's true. It could just sim to any World Series game 7.

That would be it. It's still super rare. I mean, you still get one shot of season at a game 7. Okay. Well, let's see what we can make happen. We can put it together. This is great. All right.

Something to do in the office. What if the seventh game is a tie? There's no tie. It keeps going. extra innings yeah it's like a real sport he didn't like that what sport's not real

I have ones with a tie well I mean you wouldn't tie a final in a sport would you no any sport so how could the so why would you suggest it yeah yeah

yeah who who side do you think Jeff is on right now could be yours It's not. I'm on Jeff's side. Wrap this up. Get us out of here. Well, there you have it.

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