F**kface - Behind the Mask // Gumpler [54]

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk CPAP Segment, Geoff's serial killer update, chicken wing, pencil chewing, Survivor, Shauhin the falcon, Pencil 2 & P3ncil, Predator issues, Losin It, first pubic viewing, Hot Dog, Lil Geoffy the cat, human waste in the home depot, panic pee in the depot, eye contact piss roulette, Bovril shot out of a Gumpler, Bob the Prankster, hitman text messages, phone number memorization, the first thing that impressed Gavin, where it all went wrong with humanity, the last time Andrew wore pants, the audience has a clip, and ending with Behind the Mask. Sponsored by ZocDoc. Go to Zocdoc.com/regulation and download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE and book a top-rated doctor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This is number 54. My name is Jeff Ramsey and with me, as always, Andrew Panton, Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz and Eric Badour. Gavin, you're going to explain the behind the mask thing. Behind the mask. Right. Mm hmm. Um, was obviously about Nick.

And the faces he makes behind the mask. Mm hmm. That doesn't sound right. Does anybody have any memory of what behind the mask means and why we wrote that note down? You know, I've ever realized the best. Oh, were we going to do an episode where it was being we're in the c-pat machine

Unlistenable I think I sound great! It sounds like... Now I know why it took a while to get ready And the setup behind the mask! And so with Gavin and I, this is a little teaser He sounds like Stephen Hawking at the bottom of a flight of stairs Yeah, it's pretty horrible And that's your preview behind the mask! Sounds like Stephen Hawking at the bottom of a flight of stairs. Yeah, it's pretty horrible.

And that's your preview behind the mask! Gavin, is that what you sound like behind your mask? I don't think I sound the same. So I should drag mine in here, maybe right at the end, right? We'll have a conversation. Yeah. If you want, yeah we can. Yeah.

And that was sort of the point, but... Yeah, yeah. I just forgot the bit. How apropos that I threw it to you randomly then, in the first place. Oh my god. How are you guys doing? Good. How are you doing, buddy? I'm doing really good. Way better now that I'm mask off. Mask on and talking, not great.

I have an update on the serial killer. You have an update on the serial killer? Yeah. Last time I talked to you guys, I told you that a raccoon jumped out at me and the trash can scared me to holy hell, and it was like a big, meaty motherfucker, and I thought, it looks like he's housing

a lot of dead animals in there. But I don't know, man man the more I think about it I just don't know how he catches birds right like that doesn't make any sense to me birds are so fast it but Two days ago. I went outside and I found the back half of a bird in my front yard. Oh, no Yeah, like the ass and the legs and the 10 the back tail. Yeah I don't know idea what happened to the wings and the head. I mean, I have a pretty good idea They're in something else. But yeah, they didn't want the butt so they left the butt for me. I had to throw that away I thought that be where all the good stuff is on a bird Wings down you would think so. Yeah, I don't know

I don't know why what caused this animal to only eat half of a perfectly good bird. But yeah, I don't know. I don't know what caused this animal to only eat half of a perfectly good bird. But yeah, it still seems to be an active crime zone. My yard. I think you got to put a camera out there. I'm scared to see. Yeah. Yeah, I think you're right. And unfortunately, but I'm scared to get the footage or forget like a security camera. We'll just we'll build on those little hides with a camo all over it. And we'll just sit in there and eat lunch and film.

We could we could do that. Yeah. I guess it's not happening at lunchtime. Are chicken wings all wings? As opposed to what? Well, the you know, there's like when you order chicken wings, there's two types of wing, generally speaking. What left and right. Yeah. Yeah, that's how I divide them up.

That's how I split. I personally prefer the left. It's I think a better quality meat than the right. But there's like a drumstick. It's like wings and a drumstick. And obviously the wing meat, I know that is by the bones. What's where's the the drum part coming? Leg it. Yeah, it's the thigh and the leg.

Huh? That's not really a wing. Are you talking about like the flat in the like wing? What do you? Yeah, so there's two types. There's the I think flat is the one I'm thinking that's very wing like. And then there's sort of like the bone, the drumstick kind of. Oh, so you're just talking about like a cut up wing. Yeah. Is that is the drum at? Oh, OK.

So it's like that it's like shoulder to elbow. It's so it's like a shoulder blade bone. So it's like forearm and shoulder blade is a chicken wing. This is not going to be our thumbnail. We need to talk about different stuff in this episode. We had leaking around like in the last one that came out. I didn't make. I'm not going be our thumbnail. We need to talk about different stuff in this episode. We had Gleeking around like in the last one that came out. I'm not gonna make that our thumbnail either. There's still plenty of time to not- that doesn't have to be the thumbnail. It's fine. It's fine. I'm not-

Yeah, picture a raw chicken meat. Yeah. For the audience. What do we do with the tip? Probably use it for like stock or something. Okay. Yeah. Feed well to a dog, you know, oh a dog would love the tip Don't like I don't like that dogs. Love me. They're real. They're real good for dogs to Great meeting tip So the bones are actually good for the dog. I think it helps with the teeth, right? No No, get dogs aren't supposed to eat chicken bones. No, they can before they're cooked. Yes, that's true. It's OK.

Nick is technically correct. You can eat them before. I don't know why I said technically correct. He's 100 percent correct. You can eat them. Yeah, you can eat them before they're cooked. But why are they both cooked? Because the bone can splinter.

Yeah, the bone gets really malleable and sores. Yeah. And it can fuck a dog's mouth or throat up real bad. Yeah. Oh, I it up real bad yeah but don't dogs chew the big bones because of like their teeth isn't that a positive different bones yeah I understand different bones but I'm just saying that that's the incentive of the bone chew right like it helps their yeah yeah why don't we have a bone equivalent as a human I want to chew on something we do you could go to a restaurant and get like, get like, there's a place,

it also has bone tallow tacos. Is it just like a giant bone I could bite into? What is bones for people? Let's see. Like just something I can gnaw on that helps my teeth. What do people gnaw on? Brushing is boring. Oh, you want a greenie for a person?

I don't know Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he wants a people. Oh, dude He wants a human Kong. Yeah, I do that's exactly what I want true Unfortunately, I have an answer on something that you can know on but you're not gonna like it. Let's see Uh oh. Oh, it's a pencil. Uh. Uh. Uh.

Listen, listen. I searched, I searched what can people gnaw on in pens, broken pencil, the pencil thing, this showed up. I'm just letting you know. We are about to annoy a lot of audience when I make that the thumbnail for episode 50. Oh no. Holy shit, he finally ate the pencil.

You're crazy. Never happened. You can't, you can't stop me. Speaking of the pencil. You're crazy. Never happened. You can't stop me. Speaking of the pencil, Cheyenne still killing it and survivor. He's in the final six. I haven't watched this week's episode, but thank you for letting me know. No problem. Final six.

God, great. It's not my fault. You didn't watch it. I know. And I could have communicated that to you ahead of time, too. It he's doing fantastic. We're almost at the finale. Two more episodes. And we're there. He's killing it. Yeah. And he's a lot of fun to watch.

He's a really likable, personal guy. He's so much fun to watch. I have a clip to play because the show filled with ridiculous coincidences. You know, just the fact that Shane is on Survivor after being our pencil judge of all things is nuts. He recently made a TikTok about how to properly pronounce his name.

And there's something in it that blew my mind. I couldn't believe this. I'm gonna play this really quick. I've had a couple people ask me how to say my name, and I love that people want to take the care to get my name right, especially because it is such a cool name. My name means Royal

White Falcon. Could you imagine? What? Shane's name means Falcon. What? That's fucking crazy. He's the most regulation human. He's a Falcon. That that's fucking crazy. He's the most regulation human. He's a Falcon. That's ever been born.

Wow. The universe is trying to tell this guy to be our friend. And I bet he will not listen. But God damn, man. Well, no, no. Here's the thing. So I've been talking to Shane. I've been going back and forth. I've been messing. Oh, good. And I let him know about the Falcon connection.

That blew his mind. He really wants some Falcon merch. I was showing know about the Falcon connection. That blew his mind. He really wants some Falcon merch. I was showing our protected by Falcon sign. Okay. He's now on the Patreon. I gifted him a subscription. He is a protected by Falcon. He's in the mix.

He's very excited about it. Oh man, that's awesome. Awesome. He's not gonna change his ruling though. No, I'm fine with the ruling. I've accepted the ruling. All good with the ruling, but just that I couldn't believe that I have. I haven't paid the consequence of the ruling, but I've accepted it.

I'm not fighting it. Really? It's like somebody committed a crime and they're like, yeah, I should go to jail, but I'm not, I'm not going yet, but I should. You're right. That person was also saying, Hey, when's this other guy going to wear the red boots? Why haven't you done it yet? What do you mean? I know what Gavin's talking about. Are you saying I'm the only person that's demanding that? I just think for a guy who

needs to eat an entire pencil, you're pretty heavy on the boots thing. Well, it's just because I want us to be able to release season two of the show. Yeah. I want you to eat the pencil. Yeah. But there's not a season of content behind the pencil. I'm not holding out. There's not pencil, too, that we need to do around the corner. It's just a pencil one. And I would argue not eating the pencils made way more content than if I would have just eaten it.

Man, I want to see the movie poster for pencil to. God, but to pencil. Yeah, but pencil to it's a sequel. Dude, number number two pencil is pretty good. Number two. Oh, but it wouldn't be called that. We do like the now you see me thing or we do. Now you see me two and three. And then we finally do. Now you don't.

It would take us a while to get there. Unfortunately, story of the pencil number two is already a movie. Oh, man. Sorry, guys. There's something so good looking about pencil as an item. What if we call it pencil to the sharpening? Oh, what if we just call pencils? Make it like a thriller. Oh, pencils. That sounds like a Zach Galifianakis comedy.

Like aliens. Pencils as an alien thing is interesting. the third one would be called per three Ansel Awesome Pro Pro fence. Oh lists You not believe the pencils that that fucking Android is making it's crazy Which one was that? What was the sequel to Prometheus called Covenant Covenant alien Covenant? Yeah? Doesn't matter are there any other alien movies coming out. There's a TV show. Yeah, I know but aside from that uh No, it's the year predator alien rebus. They got like two different predator movies coming out this year

He's very sure of predator. Yeah Interesting and they're doing like the Terminator 2 thing with it I think where it's like a predator hunting other predators for some reason. Oh, like he's on the he's a good guy. I don't know if he's a good guy, but like he's working with an Android to take out a worse predator for some reason. I don't know. Oh, worse, worse predator. Oh, this predator so bad.

Oh, because I mean, the predators aren't they're not terrible, generally speaking, like there's a code of conduct that they operate by. They're just not like aimlessly murdering people. Right. He's a predator who has all the same gifts and abilities as the other predators, but he he was came from a broken home. He grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. It's a Dexter situation.

It's he he hunts the predators that are no good. Is there a link between predators and humans in the movies? Not established, I don't think. No, it's just like a completely human body with a weird face is an alien. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. You need a predator as a wiener. Because in Covenant, David makes like a xenomorph, essentially. I don't think we know where they came from, though. I don't know if they were manmade. I don't think that's been established. Is David Michael Fassbender?

Yes. OK, let's make it strange. Yeah, yeah. Mike Fassbender, the star of Assassin's Creed. Everybody's favorite Fassbender movie. I just saw him in a movie the other night. Well, you know, I watched those equalizer movies and I thought, fuck, maybe I'll watch another movie. I mean, I'm not going to watch that.

I'm going to watch the movie. I'm going tobender movie. I just saw him in a movie the other night. I thought, well, you know, I watched those equalizer movies and I thought, fuck, maybe I'll watch another movie. And so the other night in bed, I watched Black Bag. Pretty good, dude. I loved that movie. It is like 90 minutes hard and it's so fun. It is. I love that. I loved it.

I recommend that to everyone. What a great movie. Very intense, very gripping. Speaking of hard, I got a new worst Tom Cruise movie. Bumped legend. Losing it. Terrible. Such a bad movie. Have you seen losing it, Jeff? When I was like eight, maybe. Horrible. Holy shit. When did that movie come out?

Like 83, maybe? I don't. Yeah, I was a 19, 1982. Yeah, I didn't even realize he was in it. That was a TV movie when I was growing up. It sure is. It's about a group of high school kids going to Tijuana to lose their virginity by going to a whorehouse. Oh, wow.

And they bring one of the characters, little brothers, to buy fireworks because he like sells them at the school. It has a Rorschach in it. Jack Earl Haley. Wow. Really? He's like maybe the comedic lead in it. It's just, oh, it's bad.

Shelley Long is in it too, right? She is. Yeah, she has. She's in a relationship with Tom Cruise in the movie. It's very bad. Oh my God. It's not good. I want to see a version of Watchmen where Rorschach is the comic relief.

Yeah, it is really funny in the movie where they separate off the Tom Cruise and Shelley Long characters and it feels like, oh, yeah, these are the best actors. Let's just let's have them have their truck in the movie. It is by far all of their solo scenes are the best parts of the film. It's terrible. There's one. There's only one good gag in it. I really enjoy when watching a horrible movie, finding like the one thing that is like, oh, that was good.

They have to flee Tijuana and there's a cop chasing them at the end. And the kid that buys all the fireworks lights them and throws the bag in the car. And so the sheriff is delayed and like chasing them because he's got to wait for the fireworks to go off. But then he decides to just go anyway. And so it's is delayed and like chasing them because he's got to wait for the fireworks to go off But then he decides to just go anyway And so it's a car chase and every once in a while his car just flashes because there's still things going off in it It's the one funny gag in the whole movie and they don't do it long enough But they do like he drives and everything seems fine. He turns the corner and starts flashing again, and it's great

It is very funny. But outside of that, terrible. Such a bad movie. Yeah, I don't think I've seen that movie since puberty. Probably. I think you saw it at the perfect time to see it at the perfect year to see it. Not worth revisiting, but it is on YouTube. So it's something you saw again after you ate. No, I don't think I've seen it since I turned,

since I hit puberty. At eight? I hit puberty at 13. I'm saying I don't think I've seen it. Okay. Right, so, but you've seen it after that, right? No. Gavin has his notebook out like he's in LA Noire

and he's just like, wait a second. Ex to doubt. I'm doubting you. No, for some reason I just couldn't comprehend you watching it after it came out. I didn't see it at the theater. I think I probably saw it on a VHS tape at a friend's house when I was somewhere around seven, eight or nine

and I didn't see it again. And then you watched it again when you were like 13. I didn't know. And then you watched it again recently? At what time did you watch on YouTube like me, Jeff? That movie, the reason I brought up puberty is just like a, it's a milestone in a kid's life that you can mark things by. But also, I think I probably would have appreciated the movie more post puberty, because I would

have been a horny little Jeff, you know? But I saw it when I was a kid when boobs meant nothing to me, so yeah. Why don't you do your first pubic viewing of? What dude what dude actually for so alright a while back I was gonna watch the I tried to watch the Ski movie hot dog. No, you know that one. I Mentioned it before I made it about 14 minutes in and I had to turn it off because I was offended by all of the comical sexual assault And I was just like this is everybody's going to jail. I cannot watch this

I'm gonna go to hell for watching this and this was like a PG movie when I was a kid It's fucking crazy not literally PG movie But you know I mean it was like a movie that every kid saw when I was a kid growing up It's just like man. It's so stark how much the world has changed in my lifetime. It's like hmm I don't think I should watch. I don't think should watch losing it either. No, no you shouldn't There's a large subplot about the main supposed to be likable character wanting to buy roofies in Mexico and being very excited about it It's oh, I remember that yeah, or was it busted loose where they were trying to buy Spanish fly. No no no I was losing it. It's Spanish fly. He's losing it

Okay, that's what they call it. Yeah It's it's not great. It sounds bad if we can get away from this whole topic. Can I shift gears a little bit? Yeah Show that a regulation listener Oh introducing Jeffy this is really is great on the subreddit. This, little Jeffy. This is Bailey is great on the sub Reddit. This is little Jeffy. Oh, what a, what a cute, beautiful little kitten. Oh, if you're listening, this is a cat.

It's a picture of a cat. Oh, this is a small cat. Oh, they said they wanted to honor me. I feel exceptionally honored. Thank you so much. Bailey is great. You are great. And what a cute little cat little Jeffy is.

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Yeah, well fast, please please I went to a Home Depot on Saturday. I bought some stuff for the house and my house not the fucking office house and I While I was there I realized I had to take a bad piss like I gotta go like Being an old dude is kind of like being six again where you go from like zero I'm gonna piss my pants in like eight seconds You're like, I think I have to pee and then you go I think I'm gonna pee right now You know, how did that happen? But it's like it's also inconsistent like sometimes that doesn't happen and then just like one day It's like no today's day. You're gonna piss your pants

And so I ran I was like talking to Emily she was looking at plants or something I was like, I'm gonna go run find the bathroom take a piss real fast Oh, of course, it was all the way on the other side of Home Depot So I was doing like the piss walk and try not to hold my dick as I watch so I was really trying to keep it in And then I've never experienced this before but it's on the far wall where like the lumber and like sheetrock and stuff is and I It's on the far wall where like the lumber and like sheetrock and stuff is. And I was about an aisle out from the bathroom. I can see the break in the wall. It's just like it's not a door or anything.

It's just like a hallway. You go in and take a left. And more than an aisle out, I started to smell human waste. And I thought, oh, am I smelling that? I'm like, wow, they some they need to clean the bathroom or so. That's they must be having plumbing problems. Right. And it became so intense that I felt as almost as if I was pushing against the poop smelling air as I got closer and closer. It was so dense.

And I was like, I got to a point where I thought if I didn't have to pee this terribly, I would not walk into this bathroom. Like, I don't know what's wrong with this. I expect to walk in and there to be a sign that says like, do not use and just like puddles of shit everywhere bubbling up out of spigots in the ground or something, you know? But I'm gonna pee my pants otherwise.

So I go in and as I'm going in, I hear somebody take one of my shits. You know what my shits sound like, right? They're like an explosion and it's painful. And it's like, and it sounds like somebody's painting a wall and And I go whoa and I look and the first the first all over there It's just me and then a stall that shut and as soon as the guy takes his dump he goes Mm-hmm, and I thought that's the grossest thing

I've heard somebody do after a after a loud shit And so I run over and I'm trying to pee real fast and then trying to wash my hands and get out of there and in the like however long that took not terribly long that guy he shit another four times to five total while I was in there and every time after he exploded he would go mm-hmm and then as I was washing my hands he flushed the toilet and I thought I cannot see the human being that made this so I ran out of the bathroom I did not want to make eye contact with that. Whatever human that is. No, I just didn't want to know. Because if there was something so unsettling about how satisfied he was verbally with each time he exploded, like he it's almost as if he was like, good one. Nailed it.

Yeah. Missed your chance to meet the equalizer. Exactly, right? And when I do it, I go, oh, dear God, I'm so sorry I'm alive. You know, and I'm like, I hope no other human being on Earth heard this unless I'm recording it for you all, of course. And and that was just something about the confidence and pleasure with which he was that just made me think he's he's probably a stone cold killer. And so I didn't want to be around him.

Maybe it's something you get in later life. I don't know. He definitely sounded older than I did then I've done I am you know yeah, I I envisioned him older for some reason. I assume he's like an older Dude with gray hair you know Because it wouldn't be someone who's like 21 in there And that is that's my one thing for this podcast. That's all I had this week. So oh I'm done. Oh, man

That was a nice palate cleanse away from the cats. Yeah, thanks What do you ever Dave England style it if you had to like in a public bathroom? No, no the you know when he took a shit or whatever in the the toilet That's just cuz Home Depot filled with toilets. Oh, you mean the display toilet? Yeah, the display. You really had to pee. If I really had to pee, would I piss in a display toilet? Yeah, I would use the display toilet. It's surely better just to piss on the floor at that point. You think so? You got to find a trash can.

You got to piss and you got to piss in a trash can. I didn't even consider that. If it was that bad, I would have run outside and just pissed against the wall Probably interesting like you like the gardens like in the garden section. Yeah like in the back of the garden section Piss on the journey there with Emily. It's perfect. You don't need to go anywhere Don't look at me. I'm so sorry all this sod smells like piss We're gonna buy it anyway if If you pissed in the display toilet, wouldn't it just leak out the back of the toilet?

I guess it would, wouldn't it? Where did you think it went? I just kind of imagined it holding it. You would basically just be covering an unpurchased toilet in piss, now requiring you to buy the toilet probably. Holding it? And it doesn't hold it yeah you know like how the water just holds

I basically held by the water in the pipe it is yeah exactly but I'm just saying in my imagination that's what would happen I would be just I haven't thought about it with piss going so like the p-trap you guys have installed on all these display toilets it's gonna help here or what how often do you guys

yeah how often you guys empty the piss traps on these toilets? Uncork it. I just, yeah, I'd be shocked. I'd never thought about it, but if I had to panic pee in a display toilet, I would have assumed that it would have helped. Let's go around and say where we would panic pee. Let's say a Home Depot, that's fine. Let's start with Nick. Nick, where would you panic pee in, let's say a Home Depot, that's fine. Let's start with Nick.

Nick, where would you panic pee in the Home Depot? I've got my. If the bathroom is no option, I'm going outside. Okay. And I'm going- The hot dog guy's there. Fuck. I'm going out to the garden section.

Yeah. Okay. I'm going behind the mulch. Okay, okay, okay. to the garden section. Yeah, okay. I'm going behind the mulch Okay, okay, okay behind the mulch so he took my answer. Yeah, he did he stole it He heard what you said and he said I'll just gotta say it was Nick. It's okay. It's not a draft. Yeah Disadvantage Jeff behind the dillard ery P And it can't be the same place. Oh man I'm gonna piss I'm going to piss. I'm going to go into the. Garden section and I'm going to.

I'm going to piss on the perennials. Hmm. OK. Gavin, where would you? I'd probably just start like peeking around little stuff only areas, little doors, and I just piss in the mop bucket or something. Oh, I take the mop out, have a piss in that, then I'd rinse it out, get it nice and clean and then put it back. You're at the Home Depot cleaning out the employee mop bucket. Yeah, I mean, don't worry about this.

Oh, I got a great one. Oh, yeah. Can I change my answer? Sure. Of course. I would I would piss in one of the orange five gallon buckets that you grab. Yeah, yes, yeah Yeah, exactly exactly what I was gonna say, but I'll change my answer to the Overhead the ceiling fan and light section and just sort of yeah, there's never anybody in there no no it's empty There's no one looking at ceiling fans and overhead lights in the home depot I know that it's like the most lit area, but no one's no one's gonna come over and help you

No one's over there anyway, so I feel like you can get away with it over there. I would consider Uh-huh near the paint mixer to cover the noise Nobody can hear you pee that's a manned paint mixer Yeah, the problem with the paint mixer is that an employee works it and it's in the middle front of every Home Depot I've ever been to do you think you could pull off because it's like a there's like a they're surrounded, right? They're boxed in by the like a big like horseshoe shaped. Yeah, yes Yeah, yeah desk and it's a little higher than a normal one. Do you think while they're like, you could go give somebody a couple of cans of paint

to shake up for you and then stand there and just be having a conversation with them and pissing below the level of the table and they would never know. This is where it turns into an 80s comedy and you piss into an empty can and then that gets mixed in with the ones that need mixing. Yeah! And then it goes to your principal's house and he paints his walls with your piss paint. Yeah! Somebody get Tom Cruise on the phone.

Maybe that's what happened in our little gaming room. Oh. Oh, you think so? That's why it smells like piss? Yeah. We should film L film losing it to found it. All right. Yeah, Gavin, Gavin brought over a cat piss smell to our new house. Yeah, I mean, it was that before I got there. If you say so. Yeah, I don't know about that.

I mean, I haven't smelled it, but it's weird how it has its strong days and it's not strong days Are the strong days the day that Gavin's there and the not strong days the days when Gavin's not there? You know, I had connected those dots. I think it's when you blast the AC it goes away. I think it comes. Oh I feel like it's when it's hot and still in there That's when it really starts to permeate Also, can we stop pissing in that room, please? There's a bathroom right next door. I got I got to say no deal.

It's not my fault they put the paint mixer in there. Do you think you could piss while having a conversation with someone knowing you're pissing? Oh, no, no. The second you're pissing. Oh no. No, the second part probably not. I mean, half the time I'm texting you, I'm shitting. Yeah, but I'm not looking at your face. That's true.

And you're not trying to hide it. I think I could. I think I could. Yeah. Might be an interesting challenge. Just in the middle of our conversation, suddenly you hear the toilet flush and you're like, wait a minute. I never broke eye contact with you.

Well, I just think maybe we should stand at a hidden table and have five conversations with someone, but one of the times they were pissing. Oh, eye contact piss roulette. Yeah, I like that. And see if they can hold it together enough to keep it on the down low while they're pissing. How about you can't leave the table until you piss,

and if you get caught pissing you lose But everyone only has one chance to say you're pissing. There's like a piss buzzer. Yeah. Yeah, it's like yeah It's like a one-time uno this this is fetish content Is that yeah, it is yeah, is this yeah, this is fetish content is what it feels like Okay, let's not make it fetish content. Everyone's playing mile high club at the same time. Yeah Well, hold on is there money in fetish content I think there's a lot of money in it probably yeah I'd assume have I talked about my Gunpler idea Gunpler. Yeah Yeah, what do you think the gunplers? Gunpler so it's probably

Kerpler Jason That yeah, I it's got to be Gerpeler and for his gump related doesn't it? Just Tom Hanks is good for the gun Maybe it's like a shrimp thing. Maybe it like coat shrimp. Oh, oh, oh like it's a Shell or maybe it's shrimp. No, no, it's like a shrimp cocktail. It's just like the ultimate shrimp cocktail holder. Why would that be called a gumpler? Because of Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. Oh, still in the Forrest Gump thing. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Gump. Are there any other gumps than Forrest Gump? I can't think of any. Is it a piece of gum the size of a gurgler. Oh Don't tell you no obviously no no not yet. No no you go. We gotta have Nick hasn't had a guess yet Plur gump shit no The problem is the lure really doesn't mean anything for the girl so it's hard to the poor really doesn't yeah Yeah, the PLER is the confusing gum yeah

I've got no idea. This is a mouth guard. Oh That's really good. It's it's a mouth guard so you don't grind your teeth when you're sleeping or participating in something else. I'll give you a hint. It's a type of gopher. Okay, is it one that it's hidden out of view from everyone when you go on Australian TV? Wasn't in that view and there are three of them. So... I mean, I couldn't really see them, but that's neither here nor there, I suppose. I don't think there were enough pixels in that video to show them off and push

Is it like a shot glass like it's bigger than a baby Gurp, but smaller than a Gurpler No, I feel like a Gumpler has to be bigger than a Gurpler right because we've talked about baby Gurp little Gurp Gurpel jr And then the big one which was gonna be Gurp Gurpurpel X, right? The one that was- Yeah. The Jack had to wear on- On his back. Gurpel Pro Max. Gurpel Pro Max. What is- What is the Gumpler, Gavin?

It is, in my head, a gummy Gurpler. You know those five pound gummy bears, right? It would be that melted down and reformed into a cup. Gumpler. And I think we should make one. I think we should take green gummy bears and purple gummy bears. And reset them as a goopler. I think this is a fucking awesome idea.

And I. So we have to make one then. Yeah, I think so. And I also want to see if it will hold liquid like a real goopler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I assume it would. We can probably double boil some gum Yeah, I assume it would we can probably double boil

Some gummies I assume that would melt. Yeah I'm gonna I gotta look at like green gummy bears and just see if I can buy them like by some sort of a cup form Yeah, well, can you just? Couldn't you just pour it inside the gherpler and have it like you just have to like swish it around a lot like I don't Know what you could never how would it set? It would just you just make it a little puck at the bottom of a GERPLER No, you got to like you got to like move the cup around a lot So it's like hanging we can like the outside

And then you pour you pour green all on the inside and purple all on the outside and then you cut the bottom How do you pour on the outside of a cup you theoretically could? the bottom. How do you pour on the outside of a cup? You theoretically could pour it like have the gurgler be upside down, pour it on top of the upside down gurgler and then you would have a shell of the gurgler. Right, right. But it's liquid when you pour it. Yeah, but it will harden because it's sugar. How did Jeff do this after puberty? What if we... Cup...cup mold? I don't know what I'm...

Oh, there are. It looks like we can get like a silicone cup mold. Oh, that's easy. That's what we need, yeah. Latte cup silicone mold. Yeah, I'm trying to find bigger than like shot glasses. Yeah, I mean... Dude, honestly, this is like to be able to like make five inches by two and a half inches is not Gerpler size.

But we have to start somewhere more of a proof of concept than anything. This one's this one's like a latte cup. A latte cup, a little latte cup. Yeah. Yeah. Like so that and we can and then you can like get coffee with it and it can melt and it'll make your coffee worse Like that's pretty interesting, right? Like with that be will that be cool to like make your coffee workers Wait, what is the one inch deep?

Is this it's like a mold I think for it's not a mold. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, you sort of yeah Silicone mold it says it yeah, but that's just gonna be a solid piece right here. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah, check it out. You know Yeah Hold on some coffee cup silicone mold Okay Yeah, I got a look at this. Yeah, that looks that's perfect shot glasses Yeah, I can find shot glass mold.

But I'm trying to find something bigger than that. Yeah, I think that's a good sample starter. Tested out. Definitely make a gumpler with that, right? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I think so. Make a bunch of them. Yeah. What would you put in your gumpler, Gavin? Well, if it was that she'd put a Bailey's or something. Bailey's in the gumbler?

Yeah, yeah. Bailey's on ice. By that, we could build like little tubes full of gummy bear that we could stick into a real gurbler. Like a telescopic gumbler? Yeah, you can freeze it and then that could be your gurpel ice. Gumbel ice for your gurbel ice Gumpel ice for your gherple Gumpel ice for your gherple could be a great format to bring that dodge the bob. Oh

Bavro I would definitely have a Bavro shot out of a gulp That's what we got to do have a bob-bob roll out of the cold gumpler That's what we got to do. Have a hot bavarole out of a cold gumbler. Bavarole shot out of a gumbler like feels like I'm having a stroke. Yeah, somehow it's a really cool piece of supplemental content that we can now be. Oh, it sounds great. I love it. Oh, should I buy this thing? Yeah. Oh, definitely. Yeah. Buy Eric's one, though. That's I don't know what that is.

No, it would work. I found this one. It's a resin cast. So you can sort of like make it's like here's molds and then you pour stuff into the molds. Okay. And then you take the silicone off and then you have cup. Is that food safe? That one that's got pencils in it. Yeah, I don't think you have to eat the pencils. now we're worried about you don't have to say no kidding

Now we're right all of a sudden. Oh, we got these are pencils. Yeah, well, I don't know what you're concerned about. Geez Sorry, I was buying the other one. Hold on. Let me look at this thing. Okay There's something to it. I don't know what but something what. What if, no, no, what if this for a mold? Yeah, this will work. This will work. No, no, get a big, get an actual gurgler, pour the stuff into it, fill it, and then just put a smaller cup in it. Okay.

Okay. What? You're a genius. What? Wouldn't that work? I mean, we were talking about pouring it into a gurgler earlier, but you seemed upset so We stopped so we said we went outside of the guy just went down like a different Avenue, so We got a lot of different approaches you can test multiple ways

Does anybody have a gurgler they want to sacrifice for the testing of this Kevin has three? We ever make a smaller one? Not yet. No, I always wanted to make Gerbal Jr. We just need one that's a similar, similar style, like ratio wise, but a bit smaller to put as the inside of the mold. So we want gummy bears, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So there's, there's, I just sent a link for some bulk gummy bears. We can buy, looks like a eight or five pounds here. So that might be good. It's a lot of little girls, a lot of gumplers. And then let me see if we can get purple. There are purple gummy bears also in bulk bags, so we can do that. Also supplemental. I wonder if

Gracie would want to get involved. I was just edited the both of those old videos, the apple pie and the melon one. And I just really like editing Gracie. Me and Nick saw her yesterday for 100% eat and she said that now that we have a place in everything she wants to come and play. She calls hanging out and filming stuff playing. She wants to be in play mode and she wants to she wants to come and play yes Why don't you just put why don't you just text her then? gumplers are you in

Yeah, text her right now. Are you in for gumplers? Yeah? Okay, all right. I'll text her right now. I'm buying I'm buying some different sized gerbil esque cups for us to try to get you Did you order those gummy bears to or no? I haven't ordered the gummy bears. King Gumplers. Gumplers question mark or just Gumplers period. Are you in question mark? Yes, Gumplers period. Are you in got it?

Context OK, I have to know which show I just I just I wrote exactly what you guys told me regulation Gumplers. I'll let you know if she texts me back. Okay, good to know. So are you imagining that like we melt down all the greens in one thing and then purples in the other thing and then we sort of like mix? You like pour the green, let it start to solidify and then pour the purple. Oh really? It would look like the Gopal Gopla.

Yeah, I see. OK. Gracie simply said, I beg your pardon. Yeah, that's fair. I said that's not a yes. It's not a no, though. How many bags of this shit do I need to buy? Just one five pound bag each. OK, one of her full.

Yeah, one of purple and then one of one of the green in the link above. And that should be fine. Am I saying anything else to Gracie or is that it? I think you're good. I think she's OK by the sense you could clarify with regulation, Gunpla. OK. Albanese sent Apple Crisp. I got a weird email yesterday. Oh, yeah. Got an email from a service saying, hey, your phone number

has been attached to a different account. Just a heads up. The phone number on your account was just registered on a different account. And so I looked at it was one of my old phone numbers that I don't use, obviously, anymore. And I thought, oh, that's funny. I guess it's back in service, because I had an issue in the past

where I went to try to recover an email or something, and it was connected to that, and I couldn't change it, and I called the number just to see if it was still in service, and it wasn't at that time. So I got the alert saying that someone had used it, so I checked, it was still saved in my phone. So I just texted them, hey. And then waited and I got a response back.

Yeah, I just text my phone number because it was mine. It was already my phone. I said, hey, they replied eventually. Hi. And then there was a delay. Is this Bob? And then a bunch of like like messing with with you faces like, I guess Bob's a prankster, I'm assuming. And then I just replied back that it was me that I used to have the number. I saw that they had registered just saying hi.

If they need me to change any numbers, let them know to just let me know if they feel like I don't know if I'm sitting on something with that number that I'm not using anymore. Like it's just applied to an account. It's blocking. And they said that I guess they're trying to sync their Microsoft account and it was tied to a Microsoft account of mine. So my name kept popping up. They're already familiar with it. And I thought it was a real pleasant interaction overall. And I thought it was a real pleasant interaction overall. But they have called me four times since then. And I just don't want to talk to this person. It is becoming an annoyance because I texted them.

They can text me if they want to. If they need something, why are they calling me? We might be somebody's older. Yeah, but we've texted already. We've gotten like seven texts back and forth. We both introduced ourselves. I feel like we've set already. We've gotten like seven texts back and forth. We both introduced ourselves. I feel like we've set up a rapport and now they just keep calling and it's annoying.

They might think about texting is how you think about phone calls. I think they think that I'm Bob. I don't think they believe that it's not Bob and they keep calling to, that's my theory. I don't know why else they would be calling me. But why would they think you're Bob? I think that Bob sounds like a real prankster.

And I think they just don't believe the story that I told them that I just used to have that number and I was just texting. So they think their friend Bob has a different number. I think they think that Bob is pulling a joke on them is my belief, but they keep calling. They've they didn't leave a voicemail on any of the calls. They did leave one, but it was like they clearly just didn't hang up in time. They didn't say anything.

Can you send it like a voice note proving that you're not Bob? Yeah, I guess that sounds like the kind of thing Bob would engineer to look like it's not him, though. Bob's a prankster after all. I would argue the more you try to explain to them you're not Bob, the more they're going to think you're Bob. Yeah, I don't really know what to do, because I don't really want to answer their phone call.

I kind of feel that you should, because I'm also kind of convinced that they're mad at me for some reason. They're mad at you. I don't know. I just feel like that could be a possibility that they wanna yell at me for some reason. Well, what have you done? I haven't done anything.

I think they wanna yell at me. Do you think you could get in touch with Bob yourself? Oh, it's a pretty common name, unfortunately. I don't know how I'd track down just Bob. Well, you'd have to check him down through their social media probably. See, this is, I don't know how I track down just Bob. Well, you'd have to check him down through their social media probably I See this is I don't know I feel like it's getting deeper than I care about I beg your pardon I'll take one if that's the question is Gracie Gracie just says it she'll just take a gurgler

Just say we have to make them Textures she knows Bob She can connect us Just say we have to make them. Oh, yeah. She was Bob. We should connect us. What we have to make them, OK? Yeah, yeah. Oh, we have to make them first. Do you want me to say we have to make them? Do you want to help?

Do you? Yeah, you want to. Yeah, there you go. Because then she's now now she's successfully tricked into doing something. Yeah. Perfect. Have you ever thought that maybe the universe is trying to get you Because then she's now now she's successfully tricked into doing something. Yeah, perfect Have you ever thought that maybe the universe is trying to get you to be this Bob? it could be like maybe it's a sort of a touched by an angel situation where you're gonna show up in their lives or even like quantum leap and provide some sort of a You know service to a family in need that helps them along in their journey. Well, here's the thing

I technically don't know if it's them calling me because they were all private number calls. It just said private number. Wait, you think just a withheld number is them? I assume so. Because like, what are the odds that I text a random person and then I also receive four private number calls on the same day? My phone rings all the time with just random numbers and private numbers.

I don't see it doesn't for me. I almost never get private. Should I text them and ask if they're calling me? Yeah. Yeah. I'll do that. Sorry, I missed a few calls. Ask them if they want a gumbler. The most insane part of this to me is that this person is unknowingly texting someone

Assuming they're Bob, but this person has an alter ego who is a prankster named Johnny Caviar So they just think it's the wrong jokester. Yeah They're talking to a jokester This is like when you try to hire an assassin, but you hire the wrong assassin, but they're still an assassin. Oh, yeah. I'll see if they reply. What does a text to an assassin look like? Is it just like a name, a picture? It's probably like GPS coordinates. Yeah, like what if you just got one? Would you think I guess I should just be an assassin?

I should just go to this location and kill whoever's there or warn them I Think if I just got ran, I just got randomly If I get just randomly got GPS coordinates like latitude and longitude and just a little picture of a emoji of a Emoji of a Green light I'm running as far away from those four minutes as humanly possible As the last place on earth anything I think you're gonna Google where it is first and then oh yeah, of course of course

Fuck it's three blocks away. It's just a tech saying yeah, so I thought about it. I don't think we should kill Bob It's like a text saying yeah, so I thought about it. I don't think we should kill Bob It's like the most menacing What's the best random text any of you have ever gotten? Ever get a good one? Blocked typically yeah, I got one earlier a Random text earlier today asking if I wanted to pay for some recipes for somebody's cookbook It was some sort of spam. I Didn't do that

Pay for recipes. Yeah, it was like a high. I'm so and so and I'm trying to use my my family's recipes to Further myself and if you are interested in buying my rest, I don't know. I didn't read the whole thing. It was like potions reported. Yeah. What kind of rest? I wonder what kind of recipes you assume it's food, but it's got to be magic. Is there a way to look at deleted texts?

My partner has a funny problem where somebody has mistaken their phone number for their like they're giving out the wrong number. They keep giving my partner's phone number to people thinking it's their number. And so they're constantly getting texts from like friends of this person and or things that they've signed up for. But it's largely friends and they just ignore it. And if it was me, oh, man, would I be getting in the mix?

How are they doing that multiple times? Maybe they saved themselves as a contact with the wrong number. Like surely you wouldn't say the wrong number. I think you could easily say the wrong number. I could absolutely imagine me getting my number wrong by like one digit or like accidentally flipping it when I say it.

Yeah, but wrong in the same way multiple times. I think so. Yeah. If I just lock it in in the wrong way, I absolutely could see myself doing that. That's me. I feel like this is a problem that is not nearly as prevalent as it used to be earlier in my lifetime when you would get wrong numbers constantly back in the days when people had to

recite or write down phone numbers But now like if you meet somebody and you want to get each other's phone You just text them and then you save their contact information, right? You like never I would imagine a lot of people don't even know their own phone number Oh, I didn't for a long time. I know I know mine my wife's my daughter's and Bernie's for some reason. I can't I've lived in this country so long. I started to forget my UK phone number and the one that's replaced it is my first UK phone number. Oh, because I'm on my second number in the UK and that one's gone and I've remembered

the first one, which is completely useless to me. And I don't know why that one stuck. It's like I remember my locker combination for sixth grade, but I don't remember any other locker combination. I don't remember the locker combination. I don't remember the locker combination. I don't remember the locker combination. I don't remember the locker combination. I don't remember the locker combination. I don completely useless to me. And I don't know why that one's stuck.

It's like I remember my locker combination for sixth grade, but I don't remember any other locker combination. What was it? 113613. 113613. I've never used it on anything else, but I can't get it out of my head. Anytime I look at a new like, twisty lock I'm like, oh, fuck. 11, 36, 13. It is hard to forget the first stuff you remember. Yeah, I still remember the first thing I was impressed by.

What was the first thing you were impressed by? What? I need to know. As a kid, you're often impressed by like by stuff that shit. Yeah. But it's just the first time you've seen it. So it's like, whoa, I was impressed by a wet book. What do you mean? It was a, it was a book that had been rained on and it dried all like wavy. I thought that is brilliant. It's like a book,

but it's wavy. I just, I think, I think you almost don't know what impressed me. I think you almost don't know what impressed me. I thought it was great. Crazy. I used to, I used to take it out of the bookcase and show it to people when they came over. It was one of the first, it was one of the first things I saw. I was probably three. Nick. Yeah.

Yeah. Nick, could you imagine your kid doing that? Just going like, look, look at this book. Look at this wet. Can you believe the rain's done this? It was one of my mom's books during the silence years. Yeah. It's like a cartoon character.

This is like, no, I just remember finding out from my mom it was left out in the rain and it was like the thing in the house. Are you leaving books out? You know, this explains a lot because last time I was talking to your mom, I asked her, oh, did you ever think like when Gavin was a small kid, like what he'd be when he grew up and she was like, she was real quiet for a second. She goes, you know, honestly, I never did. And now I understand why. I don't think they had high hopes

You think you still have the book? They're like, oh Christ Grammy's gonna come over and Gavin's gonna bring out the wet book He's no way Boy, it was just was once wet. Yeah, no, we get it. We get it Yeah, did you ever try to wet it again to make it go back to normal? Did you heat try to wet it again to make it go back to normal? No. Did you heat it up? Oh, I was also impressed by like pool cues. Like, you're up front on someone's hand. I was like, is it doing that on its own or is someone is he pushing?

I was like, that's amazing. I used to love watching people play pool. I used to love watching people play pool. I used to love watching wheels go around. I love the wet book. Like, do you not have anything like that? That's like really regular shitty stuff. There's somebody, somebody just clipped that sentence

where Gavin said all the things that impressed me. You'll go round and wet book. I thought they were brilliant. Honestly, they're so good. Dude, this is what? I wish I did, Gav, but I was too busy slamming my dick in the toilet I was on a different path than you see I'd rather whip that out than what you were doing I don't think I had anything like that. I definitely didn't have a wet book. I love that you have

You were surely impressed by something an early definitely kind of absolutely. I just I didn't have like a go to. There wasn't like a thing I would show people and be like, look, this fucking crazy. You see the waves on this page. We've talked in the past about my one of my my go to story as a kid was when the wind rang the doorbell. Yeah. And they just get stuck. They just get burned in. You see, I opened the door and there was nobody there.

Crazy. Oh, I immediately turned around and started reading my wet book. Do you remember what the book was? Oh, yeah. It was like a thick book. Was it a small book? It was probably like an inch thick. Okay Do you think your family still has it? I don't know do people don't really Throw books away might have been done on a wet book. I'm donating that To be honest if there was a point where my mom was like I'm gonna get rid of all these old books

And I was my age now. I would have a quick rummage for the wet one you have I was my age now, I would have a quick rummage for the wet one. You have to find the one. Or the foundational moment in your life. Well, yeah. Now, and when people come over, you have to have something to show them. Now, you you left out the part where you pissed on this book, right? Like, that's how it got wet. Yeah, it's a piss book. Yeah, it's a piss book. I wasn't really like a wrong pisser.

I just pissed my pants in the toilet like a normal kid. Do you have any other wet opinions? uh You have a positive wet and a negative wet which I didn't expect I think most wet is negative He also likes you also like wet works though, right? We talked about that forever again Wet works. Yeah, I think it was in the we were talking about Johnny mnemonic or something in Works yeah, I think it was in the we were talking about Johnny mnemonic or something in

Yeah, what way it's brilliant. It's how they attach the wires to the rat You think you could recreate the wavy book No, I Was gonna say next time it rains you should throw a book out there. Well, what book am I gonna sacrifice? One fish two fish red, blue fish or what? I've got a philosopher's stone. I could leave out there. Oh, yeah. Go ahead. They feel free to piss on that one, too. Yeah Now I guess it's a bad book just that when I want you to piss on something. Yeah, it's a weird request Yeah, Jeff's really locked into the fetish content Do you think a book that dried from pee would dry differently than a book that dried from rain different color?

I mean only one way to find out I Don't think I need to know I mean I maybe I'll piss on it after Let's talk about kittens again, uh Gracie texted back and just said one Sweet I didn't get a text back. Oh kittens again. Gracie texted back and just said one. Sweet. I didn't get a text back. Oh, bummer. Yeah. Sorry, man.

I think, by the way, I think I discovered where it all went wrong for humanity. I feel like people are pretty much unhappy no matter where they are these days. And I think it's to do with Pluto. I think when Pluto got declassified, humanity got less happy. Because we lost a planet?

Yeah, like some mysticism went away where the planets were magical and unalterable, and then we altered the planets and now things are different. I feel kind of that way about Brontosaurus too. Oh, wow. So I think we should, even though they're wrong, like even though I think there's like bigger stuff than Pluto that's not a planet and there's like better orbits than Pluto that isn't a planet, I think we should just try for a year,

putting it back in and seeing if it's it's good for morale. Yeah. See, I feel the opposite. I don't care at all about the planets. I think if if Saturn went away, totally unaffected by it. Saturn's the cool one, man. Saturn's a banger. What do you mean? That's a top tier planet, dude. It's a gas giant. It floats. It's got a ring.

Yeah, I'm not saying it's not a good planet, but let's say Saturn vanished. It disappeared. I wouldn't care. Somebody would. I wouldn't even be aware that it happened. My life would just continue on. And then someone would say, Hey, you hear about Saturn? I say no. And they tell me and I go, you could say the same for like a guy somewhere. What? Maybe his name's Saturn. Steven Saturn is gone. Did he get left out in the rain? Yeah. It's somebody pissed on him. Like what if there was some like guy, he lives in Latvia. You've never met him

You never will he vanished wouldn't change your life at all. I'd be way more impacted by that than the planet. Okay, it just happened That sucks. I hope Hope he gets found I guess what about all the aliens that are secretly living on Saturn whole communities families I guess what about all the aliens that are secretly living on Saturn whole communities families Potentially Saturn has some good moons as well does I've played starfield there weren't there was nothing there I was an empty one what happens to the moons when the planet blinks out Yeah, what if it hurled one of its moons back across the solar system because it's not orbiting Saturn anymore It sounds like a problem for someone for you could be a problem for you. Well, it could be. Then I'd be really worried about it. I'm not saying we should remove Saturn.

I'm just saying that unless like there was some effect to the Earth, it would really on and it just wouldn't move me. I'm indifferent to planets. So where do you think it all went wrong, Andrew? If it's not the Brontosaurus and it's not Saturn. Losing it, I think is the... We've never recovered as a society. That's before you were born.

So that means, does that mean you've never been happy? No, I've definitely been happy. I don't think my happiness though is an indicator of where things went wrong. Do you think you were more happy or less happy before? 2007 a Way more happy So I'm telling you significantly happier post 2007 Oh

post 2000 post 2007 yeah, we have oh, sorry I Didn't everything go wrong when we turned on the hadron collider wasn't that what what screwed us all Didn't everything go wrong when we turned on the hadron collider wasn't that what what screwed us all now we're all dead or something or run an alternate universe or Possibly they got all mucked up. I don't care about any of that if the Mandela effect like if it was Confirmed somehow that we were we shifted universes don't care Doesn't matter I feel like that would be podcast material I feel like that'd be interesting to talk about. It would be interesting to talk about, but it's like I don't I don't really care.

Like if it was confirmed that there are multiverses, right? Or there are at least multiple universes that live in parallel to ours. Wouldn't it be fun to try to postulate like how the planet next to us is just slightly different? Like Justin Bieber has black hair, but everything else is the same. I would wonder if there were more versions of me that don't like pants or less. Right. Get into like the Rick and Morty of it. Am I like in the minority of that take of me's or is like 90 percent me against pants?

Because they're an Andrew out there in the universe that only wears flannel. Fucking crazy. When was the last time you popped on a pair of trousers? We've talked about this. It's been over a decade. Holy shit. Hmm. Twenty. You know what? Twenty fifteen. Twenty fifteen was the last.

It's been exactly a decade. Or when did Destiny come out? 2014? 2014. 2014 was the last time. The only time he puts on pants is for video game launches. I was working at a warehouse and it was before Destiny's launch and they were being audited so they made me put pants on.

So I had to buy sweats. Did you have to buy that pair of pants for the audit? Yes, I had audit sweats and I wore them for three days and then went back to my shorts. Do you still have your audit sweats? I might. I you know what? I just got rid of a bunch of stuff. I don't know if I got rid of my audit sweats. What's a let's do a check in. What's the situation with your headboard?

Is it still downstairs? It's halfway up. It's halfway there. Made progress. What was the reasoning behind finally getting around to it and then stopping halfway? Because I still need to adjust some things in here. I'm completely changing out my storage situation in my closet. I'm making more space.

And once everything else is cleaned up, pulling it up. You're just not to that step in the project. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's this whole upper level is changing. It's there's a lot of shifting getting rid of beds and stuff. So so when you say when you say it's halfway up, it immediately calls to mind a headboard precariously hanging halfway up a stairs. I'm assuming that's not the case.

You mean that the work upstairs is halfway complete before you can then bring the headboard up? Yes. OK, that is an insane way of saying that. You know, I just learned that Pluto went away and so I've been it's really thrown me Just to be clear it's still there the actual bull but yeah, but it's not planet right so If you had to blow up one planet, whoa, when do you pick? Whoa, it was not They said it was not That's crazy. Then who called me four times

Who the fuck was that? That's now we got a mystery see now that sounds like a cool you should have odds it now I got a answer this private call. This is crazy Hope they call again. He's calling me That's yeah. Before we wrap up I have one more clip that I think is really funny. Oh shit. I got a clip. And to be specific

the audience has a clip. Oh. Oh god. Gavis does a blow up a planet too. He does. I have a I have a counter to this. But it's still very funny. This is the clip.

Andrew is always asking very inquisitive questions while I play Halo. So, you know, get to know each other even still to this point. Of course, he asked me he asked me why I was interested in or how I got into slow mo. What made me interested?

And I said it was an episode of Tom and Jerry. Great episode. Great episode. Now, I want to, obviously that was in reference to me bashing the Australian Morning Show. Seems like a real dogshit question there, Andrew. Yeah, I mean, that's hilarious. I would argue two things. One, I was asking more about your interest generally, not how you started your channel.

Second of all, I did not ask you to do an interview. This was not, we weren't conducting an interview. We're just playing Halo. It's just small talk. Yeah, but you wanted me to answer the question otherwise. Yeah, but it was small talk. It's different than- But his time with you in that moment was infinite

and he wasn't looking at the clock. I'm sure if you said, now Gavin only has time for seven more questions, that probably wouldn't have come up. No, I would not ask that question. if I was conducting a proper interview with Gavin. I would not ask that. Very interesting audience there with a banger clip. It was. Yeah, I just replied with like a huge string of laughter.

It was great. I laughed so hard. Also, I don't have it, but I hear there's a clip of like a year ago of Gavin betting Eric a hundred dollars that GTA 6 won't get delayed into 2026 Who bet which way I thought it didn't I say that it would get delayed I think he said that it wouldn't I don't I'd have to go find the clip But I saw them read it this morning Here's the thing really if if it's getting if if Gavin said it's not getting delayed and I said it is then I'm happy With this bet, But if it was the

other way, I don't think it happened. I don't remember it. Similar sort of vibe you bring to Pico partner. Yeah, you know, it is what it is. Laughing with this thing on is so painful. Oh, are we ending with behind the mask? Oh, wait, real quick, Gavin, why are you blowing up Mars? I don't think I would do Mars. I hope not. That's a big one. I just learned that Mercury has a tail. That's pretty cool. Yeah See I when I put my mask on it's not gonna sound as funny shall I go and get mine. Yeah, please do Can you breathe better in it or what I'm not talking You sound like Bane Oh Is that what Baines fucking whole beef was he needed a see pass he's got he's got the apnea the whole time dude That's crazy. Wow. He never had good sleep for bastard. No wonder he's cranky. Yeah, I can make it worse

Actually for one sec. I'll be right back. I think Neptune's the prettiest planet, but I might, I don't know, Uranus seems obvious, it's a stupid name. Yeah. But I think I get rid of that. Do you really say Uranus? I guess I say Uranus, I don't know, Uranus, Uranus, whatever. I'm a big Uranus guy. Either way I'm-

Yeah, I bet you are. Uh-huh. Alright, I'm off the path. Okay, Andrew, you back? One sec. Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to get a preview of a brand new show from the Regulation podcast company. Very excited about this one.

I think that this has never been attempted before in the history of podcasting and we're going to be on the forefront leading the edge. As you know, we are a self help and wellness podcast and we try to promote wellness and one of the ways that we're doing that is to de stigmatize and demystify CPAPs. I present to you behind the mask. I cranked my up to full power. How's it going, Gavin? Oh, are you a full base? How many?

What numbers yours at? 25. What numbers you was that 25 Go ahead even stay on your head Let's never do this again. This is a terrible idea. Behind the mask as a pretty short runway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It kind of makes me kind of makes me want to throw up.

Really? Yeah. You can like hiss with it. That's cool. You could go like that. They didn't come through at all fuck I Would I would love to hear you guys review a movie together. Yeah Carry movies Carried away. We're watching all the Jim Carrey movies. OK, we need to stop this.

All right, this is bad. Yeah, Jeff, you want to button this one up for us? This is bad. I'd I'd I'd like to I'd like to end it here, take it out. But I think it'd be better if Andrew did. OK. Andrew, send us off Normalize seep apps