F**kface - Chew & Tear // Two Regrets: Racoons & Corn [32]

Episode Date: December 18, 2024

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about done with bagels, best thing since sliced bread, BLTs, a tough chew, the highest rated meal, low ceiling, the potagel, why delete, popcorn seeds, default jelly flavor, Ultimate Sheep Racoon, M&M, finding out the vanilla of each food, Gavin & Nick combo, the Grey Poupon of Fast & Furious movies, different Double 0's, sequel fatigue, slug guzzler, weird alternate posters, Snow Day, and the coldest part of your body. Sponsored by DraftKings Casino. Sign up with code REGULATION because the holiday cheer is here! Only on DraftKings Casino https://casino.draftkings.com/. Also sponsored by Factor. Go to FACTORMEALS.com/50REGULATION and use code 50REGULATION to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping while your subscription is active! Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Nick and Eric Badour. I have an announcement. Oh my god You got your dick back No, I still waiting on that my announcement is I think I'm done with bagels That way oh Like a six out of six out of ten maybe a seven I don't think I've ever had above a seven out of ten and I should just stop expecting that from bagels So seven out of ten is high. You don't think it's very high. You don't think I've ever had above a seven out of 10 and I should just stop expecting that from Bagel. So seven out of 10 is high. You don't think that's very high.

You don't think that, you don't think it has anything to do with like your location. Have like playing into that at all? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, being in Texas. Wait. Yeah, they suck here.

Yeah, that's true. It is a regional thing, Gavin. Wait, you said seven out of 10 is high? Yeah. Tell that to every teacher and my parents every time I got a 75 on a fucking test. No, honestly, Jeff, if you're getting 75 on tests, I'd be pretty proud of you.

The thing about it is that seven out of 10 for a food is really high to say I'm done with this thing forever. But I feel like eventually I should be stumbling across eights and nines and I'm just stuck at the ceiling of seven. You're insane. I think he's saying, yeah, if a food has a ceiling of a seven, what's the fucking point?

A seven is a really high ceiling for a food. How much food are you eating under seven? No, Andrew. Let me just throw this out here. He's getting a seven out of 10 and all he has to do is fucking put it in a toaster and spread something on it. The amount of effort to seven is so minimal. It's an insane thing to cut.

Now, you're a fool because sometimes sometimes I can put in bread and just slop a bit of peanut butter on it. Peanut butter and toast. I could easily get eight out of 10 on that. Yeah. OK, well then just do that. I don't think that's what he's saying. He's doing. You ever get nervous, Charlie's like what? Where are you getting your bagels?

I guess is my question. Yeah. Uh, whatever. OK, this is the name one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, this is what happened. You start poking holes. You go in grocery store bagels. Are you going to like a bakery? What what type of establishment?

I have H.E. I'll hit up bloody Places the two bagels all right yeah, here's the deal there There are three what I would consider to be decent bagel shops in Austin I will agree with you that bagels in Austin are after living on the East Coast are largely shitty They bagels in New Jersey. It's a whole it's like the breakfast taco of New Jersey. It's a whole other world up there. What they do with a bagel. It's amazing.

You would love you could find an eight and a half easily over there. But in Austin, we have three places that I would I think are considered the good spots. Biederman's Deli, which is where I would always get my pastrami back in the day. That's a that's a that's a hot bagel house right there. A lot of bagels. Then you've got a rock star bagels over on the East side, which I personally think is incredibly overrated and you should completely avoid.

And then that place, Eric mentioned Nervous Charlie's on Lamar. Nervous Charlie's is where I'm getting my sevens from. Yeah, I mean, that's definitely the best I'm getting. I would say Nervous Charlie's is like a seven out of ten bagel spot. What type of bagels are you getting? The last bagel I got was it was a plain bagel. You fucking ridiculous. Well, let me finish. Let me finish.

Plain bagel, low fat cream cheese, avocado, tomato. Well, the toppings aren't the thing. It's the you're retiring the bagel for toast when you're just having a plain bagel. The whole joy of the bagel is the variety of the types of bagel you can get. There's no everything toast. There's nothing worse than an everything bagel. That thing that's a piece of in that one. I'm sure insane bagel takes. Yeah, I got it. I got it.

I'm on Andrew's side on that one. Everything goes pretty awesome. But I got to swing back to Gavin and defend a plain bagel. Should you should be able to get an eight to Gavin and defend a plain bagel should you should be able to get an eight or a nine on a plain bagel. Oh, I agree. And I do regularly. OK, well, what do you go for? What's your bagel build?

What's your loadout? I'm going to be honest. I haven't had a bagel since my bagels went away and the regulation bagels. Oh, no, I just haven't. I haven't been able to find that love again, but they're great. They're a great food. But what do you go for? Do you not remember what do you mean?

What was the regulation bagel was the regulation regulation bagel What was it was a two types of cream cheese? It was a bacon Listen, this is a long time ago and I've had to try to repress these memories. We're out here defending bagels is the best thing since apparently sliced bread. And you don't remember anything about it. No, I just am trying to remember the specifics of the what the it was a garlic pepper cream cheese and then like a bacon scallion green cheese mix was those two mixed on a cheddar bagel.

I think for me, it's the toughness that you can't just bite through a bagel. You have to always give it a bit of tear. You need it to be a little bit draggy of the teeth. Interesting. Maybe that's what drags the whole experience down. I understand. I get that. I definitely get that. And I sort of understand what you're saying on a whole about being done with something, whatever. It's just that when you're like, yeah, I'm like getting like seven out of 10

pretty consistently and to like throw it out is really strange to me. Like seven out of 10, seven out of 10 is a pretty good score to be like, and I'm fucking done with it forever. I'm more just throwing out my expectations as opposed to throwing out the entire bagel. I think I've done with them for a while, definitely,

but I'm always at the end of the bagel just like, yeah, all right. Whereas other things have a greater range. Like a BLT, a BLT could be a five or it could be a 10. What kind of BLT is a five? I feel like a BLT, a bad BLT is be a five or it could be a ten. What kind of BLTs a five? I feel like a BLT, a bad BLTs like a nine. Mainly like from ThunderCloud when they forget to put the B in

or they're too high and they make the wrong thing. Gotcha. Well, it's just like I mean, loaded with salt. If you're shopping at ThunderCloud, the prerequisite to work there is that you're too high. So you got to know going in that you're too high So you gotta know going in you're probably gonna get somebody else's sandwich like I understand that they're all high But sometimes they could barely comprehend Yeah, it's pretty bad

It's kind of like a part of its charm though. I Once and I got I got less invested Whoa, that's an LM? That's crazy. An LM. Um, you wait, you got a BLM? A bacon lettuce mustard? Do you ever mix it up with your, you're like, I playing with like low fat cream cheese,

whatever. Do you ever mix up the kind of bagel or the kind of cream cheese you get just to see if like there's something else there for you? Uh, I just need to, I feel like I only ever get, I've only ever had like a plane and then I eventually out into everything. That was just too much for me and I've not really gotten between. So you're at zero or 100 and that's it? And that's what I thought that would help me hone it in. But it turns out when you just start with everything, I don't know which parts of it I don't like. I mean, a garlic bagel is good. I like a salt bagel. Like when you do, I think at Nervous Charlie's, I like their sun dried tomato one and their jalapeno cheddar one. I think those

are really good. Jalapeno cheddar bagel is the best bagel, I think. I think it's really good. But Can you name a format where a sun dried tomato is better than a regular wet one? Yeah. On a, on a bagel on the top of it where it's baked in. That was any, any other questions? Good answer. Yeah. Okay. Cool. I just, I think that you have, I think if seven out of ten is the thing that you're throwing out

for, I just think you need to do more research on what you like in a bagel, but I understand the thing that you're saying that you don't like, I completely understand. The amount of chew and tear that you need to like bite hard and rip through for like a sandwich, I agree with that. I feel like British food is all about chew and tear. Gone. Which I agree with that. I feel like British food is all about chew and tear Gone I just when I think a British food in my head, it's very chewy. It's very tear Which food all of it just in my head all

You're all with the opinions today. You've got no sources and all opinions today Trying to retire bagels for being a seven out of ten. What's your what's your bagel loadout? Don't remember what food is chewy. All of it. Well, all of the stuff we ate with the cookies, those cookies. There's some fucking hard chewed cookies. We did the advent stuff. Well, they're probably all the shit, right? No, they weren't.

Only the chips were expired. Yeah, I know you're paying old as shit, right? No, they weren't. Only the chips were expired. I know you're paying on that one, buddy. Gavin, can I say something? Can I say something in your defense? Yeah. As a man who has endeavored to never eat another corn dog as long as he's lit, as long as he lives, and he's a good five years down that road at this point, I would say, and happier

because of it, I support you ending bageling in your life because even if there's a better bagel out there, and there's always gonna be a better bagel, no matter how good of a bagel you find, there's always a better bagel to chase. That's just the way the world works. But if you're consistently getting seven out of tens and that's disappointing to you,

then eschew those bagels, But if you're consistently getting seven out of tens and that's disappointing to you then eschew those bagels replace them with a breakfast taco or a kolache or Fucking oatmeal or whatever other breakfast food you want to have and bring yourself up to an eight or nine every day Don't listen to these other guys that are telling you you got to eat sevens the rest of your life And you should be happy with a fucking seven. You don't need to do that This life is short your life is you should be happy with a fucking seven. You don't need to do that. This life is short. Your life is very short, Gavin. You need to enjoy your taste buds as much as you possibly can over the next few years. I appreciate the very sinister defense that you had with her.

Absolutely. I feel like this podcast is a nice safe space to be announcing our retirement from certain food. I feel like some people have done it. Sure. I'm just thrown in. I just it. I feel like some people have done it. Sure. I'm just throwing it in. I just, it was, I think for, for me, it was two things. It was one that's a high scale. I think if you would have just said, I'm a big toast guy now, it would have been less jarring to me than you retiring bagels on a high end scale.

And also the other thing of you trying to score higher, like being worried about being above a seven coming from the guy that if he could, would just eat a flavorless nutrient cube every day. Like, it's just, it's hard. Like this pursuit of more than seven in the food realm, just, it feels like a thing you don't care about generally. Such a good point. Just any food opinions by you, I'm kind of rattled by. Yeah, especially is it a flavor?

So it's like not the flavor thing. It's just like it's the chew of it. Like you like the flavor of the bagel. Who, me? Yes. Yeah, you know what? Just edit my shit out. Who cares? Because it sounded like you're really excited about toast. Hey, you know what? Just edit my shit out.

Who cares? Cause it sounded like you're really excited about toast. That was just an example of like, there's a greater range for me with toast. He can, he hits, he hits toast home runs from time to time. He gets 10 toasts, but he never gets a 10 bagel. I get that. This is really along the same lines as, I just think apples are a six out of 10 in general.

And the ceiling is low. This is crazy. This is targeting now. Now this is targeting. Do you guys think, I have a question for you. Gavin says bagels are a seven out of 10, and that seems to be acceptable for some of you. Do you think that the scale changes for time of day?

Like, do you think it's more acceptable to have a seven out of 10 for lunch than it is for breakfast or for dinner? Because I feel like if you're going to have an eight or a nine or a ten out of ten, it needs to be a breakfast. Oh, really? I was going to say dinner should be the highest ranking of the day. Oh, dinner's the highest ranking. I feel like breakfast is the fuel that carries me through the day. And if I start bad, then I'm going to have a bad day.

But if I start strong, I finish strong. It definitely sets off the day, but I feel like dinner is where the money's spent. Those are the more expensive meals. They take the longest to make. I'm with Gavin. Dinner is when I tend to look up and I'm like, ah, fuck, Emily comes home in an hour and we don't have anything. I gotta throw some pasta together or a fucking order of pizza or whatever. And it's always like, eh. I can't imagine a dinner bagel. That's wild to me. Oh, interesting.

I bet that would be potato in it somewhere. Oh, potato. Come on, man. The tables are awesome. Yeah. You know when when a rocket goes into space and like it shoots up and then it drops the thrusters or whatever to like continue going like it drops, whatever. I don't know how fucking rockets work, but they use thrusters. Yeah. And then they drop it since it's boost is in a lot.

Yeah, that's what the bagel is to the day to me. Like it's you don't need that. You need that to get going. That's not a later thing. You have it. It propels you forward. And then you just move on. I also feel like if you have a shitty dinner, you're like,

I'll just make up for it on dessert, you know, or whatever. Whereas if I have a shitty breakfast, I'm already full. I don't want to eat anymore. I got to wait hours till it's lunchtime. Yesterday, I went for I treated myself to coffee and tacos at a desnudo. I sent you that photo of the little campfire at Desnudo, which was fucking cool on a cold. All coffee shops should have an outdoor campfire so you feel like you're

fucking making s'mores while you're drinking your coffee. But I had I had two tacos from a Veracruz, which is the best taco truck in Austin. And they were both seven out of 10. And I was so fucking bummed out for the entire rest of the day that this morning I I always get my tacos from Vera Cruz. I was like, I can't do it today. I had to go somewhere else. Now. Sorry, back on the range thing, just for me, I'm still trying to process this range. You want lower and higher. Is that the thing? The risk of low is worth it for you to go above a seven. I just don't like a low ceiling.

I don't want my rain just trapped between one and seven. Lose. OK, I just know we have a different definition of ceiling, I guess, for low ceiling. What's your definition of the ceiling? A low ceiling to me is a five. Oh, like just how? OK. Yeah. If the ceiling is five, there's no like I would never find it. Like how would you even get to the floor?

Well, floor is to discover the five. I mean, like a five. I know we are. If you try a new food, that's where you find in your your ceiling. You're like, Matt, if you have like a food that people are excited about, you're like, I don't know. I didn't connect for me. That was like three.

But you give it another try and maybe you hit a five. Like, that's to me when you retire food. So your cut off is five. I think so. Yeah, I think I would stop. I'd be willing to retire something if it was consistently a five. I understand that. And I would retire something at five.

I was more surprised that I can't find above a seven and I'm therefore going to have to retire at seven, which is quite high to retire. That is wild. I think we could find you a better bagel. I really don't think it's that high to retire. I think if we go deep in the bagel depth chart, we could find you an eight. I'm willing to try. I'll get I'll get back in the bagel ring in the ring.

I think your best shot in town is probably Biederman's's over on the north like up north far west somewhere group trip yeah yeah I'll go get some pastrami I feel like Andrew you'd have to go to a your new favorite bagel place I don't have on your island and oh no I really appreciate Nick immediately pushing for the food road trip. That's that's his heart and soul. That's his blood. Yeah, that's yeah, that's what he wants. Well, maybe we could do that the same day we construct our potagel and make a dinner bagel. Ooh, the yeah a smashed potagel. That's what I'm thinking. Or a baked potagel. Potatoes needs a sequel.

Maybe Nick can do the Red boots that day really build like a Meaning that meaning the mall and the bagel shop are on opposite sides of town unfortunately Jeff when we went and got hot dogs the other day you confessed to me and Nick that you were really sad that we didn't Talk about potato stuff on the last episode. Oh I did, but I deleted all my potato notes after we had that conversation. Because what I just teach you up because you convinced me we'd already talked about it. You said it sounded familiar and I thought, oh, I must have just remembered

it wrong, so I deleted it all. Why? Why? Why delete? You're right. I probably shouldn't have. I was just cleaning up my notes today and I thought don't need those. It wasn't the wasn't like it was a seven out of ten. So I've retired. It was just a couple of potato recipes. I remember what they were, though. I would have loved to have heard.

Yeah. Do you think we do you think this is a seven out of ten episode that people are listening to right now? Like this might like this might be like our low ceiling. Please don't retire us from your listening. Give give your ears one more chance. I mean, we're only 20 minutes in. It could go up or down from here. That's true.

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That's code 50 regulation at factormeals.com slash 50 regulation to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. That's code 50 regulation at factor meals dot com slash 50 regulation to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping while your subscription is active. On the topic food, I had a morning thought that was food related. Really popcorn seeds come from. Like a maze. What? What? I still don't know. What? What are maze? What? What? Still don't know. What?

What are you? What are you? You're not being you're not being honest with us right now. No. What's happening? You're not being you're not being truthful when you say that to us right now. No, no, no. Let me let me fully explain this to you. Let me talk to you through my thought process. I woke up. I thought because I was I had a stomach ache yesterday.

Is it related to the fact I ate like a one pound bag of popcorn? Who can say I don't know? But I was thinking about how much popcorn I ate. And could I equate that to a single thing of corn on the cob? Like if I were to translate each little thing, each little, if I imagine each little, I don't even know what to call it, nugget? Corn nugget?

Colonel! Colonel? Colonel! Okay. If I converted that, Colonel to Colonel. How many Colonel's are in a cob and then how many in relation because you just don't have a number.

And then it got me thinking about popcorn seeds and I've never, I've been to corn maze and I've never seen seeds. Why do you keep saying, what's going on? What's going on? A large bag of popcorn would be, it would have about 29 ears of corn in it. Yeah. Are you serious?

800 kernels on 16 rows on an ear of corn varies between 500 to 1200 what yeah that's just one to one I don't know what are you talking what okay so yesterday you ate 30 ears of corn is what it's like. I ate way more than that dude I probably took down a field it was insane why'd you eat so much popcorn? I bought this extra large bag from a place and I just was as a salt maniac. I just couldn't stop. I love it. Can't get enough. That's like when you when you live in Texas for a while and you're eating tortilla chips constantly at every as a fucking free appetizer at every restaurant in town.

And you just like house and bag like container after container a chip and then somebody goes You know what tortilla chips are right? They're just tortillas and you're like I just ate 86 tortillas That's crazy. Yeah, do you have you ever in just a whole cob of corn though? Yeah, of course. Yeah, it's not hot so Like you know tenth of a bag of popcorn. That's crazy. You ate all those popcorn seeds. That's nuts Well, is that where the seeds come from? Are they not seeds Okay, how do you grow corn I Have to I what I don't know that I've ever wanted to quit the show. This might be the first.

This is absolutely nuts. You can't be for real. Well, there goes the seven. Now, are we, listen, I didn't know we're fucking all agriculture experts over here. I've walked through a corn maze. I've eaten plenty of corn. Maze, as some call it, if we want to get fancy,

we want to get into the culinary term. How do you grow it? What are you talking about? Ground. What? What do you mean? What's the sort? OK, so if I'm going to get a if I'm going to. OK, let me let me. I see where you're coming from now. If I'm going to grow,

let's say, like a tree, I need a seed to do it. What is the base? Where does what's the base corn? What does corn grow from? I guess like the sapling stage. Yeah. Like there's a field. OK, I decide I want to be a corn farmer. I get my I got my my dirt.

I got all my dirt and then I prepare it for things to grow in it. What am I putting in the ground? You want me to show you? Yes. So, OK, that's what I was curious about is that. So the kernels are where you grow corn from. Each kernel of corn is actually a seed that, like most seeds, contains an embryo and a seed coat for protection. Interesting.

Not that interesting. No, no, it's name another food where you just purely eat the thing that that creates more of beans. Oh, shit. OK. Let's hang. You got there a lot faster than I thought you would. Don't I don't this is You got there a lot faster than I thought you were. Beans? I'm not going to do this. This is a six out of ten.

I just I never thought about it because I've been to a format I've never seen just that. So is if it with enough time, does it just turn? Does the kernel just become that? Or is there a process that we do? I don't even are you asking if corn comes from corn? No, no, no, no, no, no. So the corn at the grocery store, I throw in a pot.

I then eat it. If I just were to leave that corn alone at what? Does it become a kernel eventually? Does it like harden? Not exactly. Popcorn corn, I think, is genetically altered. So it probably doesn't grow. But but originally, yeah.

Before science got involved. Yeah. OK. So I couldn't like buy corn. I don't then create my own popcorn essentially with enough time. No, I think you probably could that way. Really? You could do it that way. I just don't think you could buy Orville Redenbacher unpopped microwave popcorn, take that corn and plant it in the ground and receive. Oh, yeah.

Corn. Now that I want to try. That would be great. Like genetically, I don't think that can happen. But the other way around, I think would. Yeah. OK. I just had never seen a kernel like a loose kernel in the field. I went to a lot of corn mazes as a kid and I just never encountered it. And I just I figured I get an answer here.

That one critical piece to the puzzle. You say maze like a maze you walk in. Yeah. OK. Yeah. Yeah, like a holiday. It was typically October-ish, spooky corn mazes. This continent loves corn. That's probably going to be my biggest takeaway.

Oh, everything's corn. Yeah. It's like 95%. It's like from here. This is like, it's what corn comes from here. It's like the first thing that we did. Yeah. Like that's why it's a thing over here and not over there

because it's from over here and not from over there. There's no European corn? I believe that corn originated in Mesoamerica and then moved, like was taken to Europe. I mean, we don't have raccoons either, we're missing out. You have raccoons either. We're missing out. You have raccoons in Europe? Your two biggest regrets are raccoons in court.

You guys also don't really have peanut butter, do you? Oh, really? Yeah, we don't. Yeah, it's not a thing over there. I think it's weird. It's not a thing, yeah. Peanut butter is everywhere.

We just don't have it with chocolate. What? Really? But you guys don't have, No, peanut butter's everywhere. We just don't have it with chocolate. What? Really? But you guys don't have like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, right? Well, okay. What is the default jelly flavor?

Strawberry. Grape. And grape. Strawberry and grape, I'd say it's 50-50. Meg was saying it was grape first. Yeah, it's grape first. It's grape first. But what England is very lacking is the grape flavor.

I don't find grape flavored anything. Sucks. It does that really disgraceful. It doesn't suck, but it's a lower tier flavor. I disagree. I think it's I think it's a better flavor than strawberry. Doesn't it taste like grapes, though? Grape jelly is pretty good. I don't know if it's better than strawberry. Pretty good You think if you got grape jelly the raccoons would show up. Oh

Do you think one maybe that's why we don't or didn't even think about that smart. Mm-hmm if I Plant a jar of grape jelly Build it they will come. You get all those raccoons. And give them your bagels that you don't want. Erica, did you was it you that posted this a raccoon? In. Chicken horse. What? What?

The new game is that you're saying? Are you talking about the new game, the racing game? Because there is a raccoon and chicken horse, but there always has been. I don't know. We're trying to parse what you're what you said and you're not responding to any of it. So what you're posting was like a trailer for a new game. Yes, it's called Ultimate Sheep Raccoon, I think, or something like that. And it is it's ultimate chicken horse, but like on little vehicles.

And it looks difficult. It's like a side scroller for Makeway, which I guess you didn't play. No, I've never played that. He hasn't played it yet. Yeah, because you posted that. I was like, I hadn't watched it, but I was like, I'm pretty sure there was already a raccoon in that game. Well, no, it's the game is called Ultimate Sheep Raccoon.

Yeah, I understand that. I was just clarifying. Yeah, and so am I right now to you. If you like, Eric posted a trailer for the Master Chief collection, Gav is like, pretty sure Master Chief is already in this. I'm pretty sure he's already there to stay in this. Hey, do you know, since we're talking about corn and weird food things I read on Reddit the other day, do you guys know what an individual M&M is called?

Like they have a name. Really? Yeah. What are they? And apparently an individual form of spaghetti, the singular form of spaghetti, I know that one, geto, which I didn't know. But also M&Ms, they're not M's. They're an individual M&M, according to the Mars Corporation, say they are officially referred to as lentils. Lentils? Yeah. So when you're eating M&Ms, you're eating lentils, which is weird.

Can I grow them if I bury them? I think genetically, I think if you buy them and I'm not sure which way it works. Anyway, I thought that was real stupid. I thought I'd mention it again. That is. Well, I think what originally happened was people thought that, and the thing that was spoken about a lot is that one Skittle people said was called a lentil,

and then the Skittle people said, no, one Skittle is a Skittles. They are always a Skittle. It's always Skittles, no matter how many there are. And then Eminem came out and said, oh yeah, one Eminem is called a Lentil. And everyone flipped out. Hey, while we're talking about food,

I have another note I had written down here at Thanksgiving I meant to talk to you guys about. I think I have a way we can innovate on a popular food and we wouldn't be the first to do it. I'm not saying we have invented this, but I don't think it's popular and I think we could popularize it. And while doing so, create some cool some cool flavors. When when we were in Thanksgiving, we were looking for a place to eat.

Emily's sister's kids were wanted to eat to eat soup out of a bread bowl, which I remember being a really big deal for Millie when she was a kid. We would go to this restaurant that always had like tomato soup in a bread bowl. I know this is hard for you, Gav. Yeah, I apologize. But it's going to go drier. I promise. Thanks. And then when they were I just I got to thinking about it and they were joking

around about other stuff to put in a bread bowl. And they said they wanted to eat spaghetti out of a bread bowl. And I thought that's kind of brilliant. So I started looking for it. And there are in a bread bowl and they said they wanted to eat spaghetti out of a bread bowl. And I thought, that's kind of brilliant. So I started looking for it. And there are recipes for bread bowl spaghetti. But I've never been to a restaurant and been able to order spaghetti out of a, think about it, a garlic bread bowl. How amazing would that be?

That sounds awful. I think it sounds awesome. Nick thinks it sounds awesome. Garlic bread goes with spaghetti. You get it in its own bowl, it's in its own container, you get to eat the container, it's like a taco salad. Win-win. Oh, Jeff.

Oh man. Yeah, there's a picture because they do exist. Like I said, I'm not inventing it. I think we can popularize it because I don't think it's popular and I think it should and could be. I'm just in the, I'm on the side of if spaghetti is not presented normally to me, it looks repulsive. I feel the same way. Yes. Really?

Well, I wouldn't want to eat either of that. I assume separately. I'm with you here, Gavin. Gavin, you're going to fucking hate this one. OK, well, you also keep in mind, Gavin doesn't like wet bread and Eric doesn't like spaghetti. It's so this might not be for the both of you. But for the others, you don't like spaghetti on its own.

I didn't know that. No, I don't like spaghetti. Holy shit. I think it's the worst form of pasta. Firstly. How dare you? Secondly, what? What don't you like about spaghetti? Just like a ball of days. I just I just don't think it like compared to other pastas. I don't think it holds sauce as well. I just think it's insufficient at what it's trying to achieve even

like a really really good spaghetti just kind of pales in comparison to most other pastas like a 7 out of 10 experience that the whole no, it's like a 4 out of 10 the whole reason I know this show. Yeah, we have because I won I won dinner one day and I made I picked spaghetti because I knew you didn't like it And you were fucking bummed out You've never gone above a four on spaghetti Yeah, yeah, I just think it's it's a it's a subpar pasta for what it's like. I just think every other pasta like Does the job better? I just feel like spaghetti is the first one that's that's pasta number one.

It's just the standard. Yeah. The gateway, the vanilla ice cream. Yeah. Ice cream. That'd be an interesting game, actually finding out the vanilla of each. Oh, that is so like, oh, that's such a good idea. What if we do a vanilla draft?

Let's do it. All right. Vanilla draft. All right. Hang on. Hang on. I'm writing it down. And maybe it doesn't have to be food. Maybe it could be just the first in the the one or one of of different things.

It's the gateway. Right. Yeah. The gateway food. I like that. Spaghetti in a bread bowl turns Eric and Gavin into like the Batman and Robin of hating a thing just united It's not often just those two are united in an argument. It's interesting That is a great point. It's like having a video with just Gavin and Nick. I want to see it so bad But that's just not a combination you get It's coming. I've done we've done Nick, Jeff and me.

It's true. Yeah. We did Eric, Nick and Jeff last week and I thought that went really well. Yeah. I mean, having Jeff in there, I think just has a buffer. I just want to know what Gavin and Nick would do in a big, like if they were just to like do something.

I've made content with just me and Jeff and just me and Andrew, but I've never done anything even with just you. Yeah, I guess that's true. I think you'd hate it. No, I think, I think we could do it and it would be fine. I just want to know what, I just want to know where Nick would take you or vice versa and

like what that would be. It's so- The next episode of Regulation Tune Up We record is Gavin and Nick as the team Oh, that's gotta be and I cannot wait that to see it's gotta be it's gotta be like a food pendulum I just one of them is a one of ten the other things it's ten of ten and they have to come to the middle somehow and agree I'm trying to think of of like Mario Party Mini-game team ups I've had with Nick and have they gone well

All right, cuz GTA you're not on a team with Nick. It's Nick and I Mario Party, I don't feel like you ever had an alliance with Nick either. I don't think we did we never did like cut the meat No, we did once. Oh, yeah, you know, yeah, you guys definitely did. Oh, yeah, cuz Andrew and our partners a bunch Yeah, we tied. Yeah, we beat you guys in the jerk-off games Consistently, it's pretty cool man way to go. I think Jeff and I beat you in rowing. Yeah Speaking of jerking off. I got something with that too later. Oh really? I mean we can just get to it right now if you like. No, we're having fun talking about whatever we're talking about Get to it right now if you like. No, we're having fun talking about whatever we're talking about.

What if we recorded an episode one day where we all had like a slider from one to ten open and we all streamed our view and we would keep it updated with how the episode's going on, where it lies out of ten? I hate that. I think it's a terrible idea. That's pretty good. You guys just... That's insane. I would, yeah, that would be a terrible idea. I'm gonna be at a three all the time.

You would never like- I'd never feel good about our content. It would just sit on three for the whole episode of our one. It'd probably bump up to four or five every once in a while Andrew opens his mouth. See, I imagine, I imagine we'd all start at five, and then Andrew would come in saying, you know, What's a corn seed? And I would immediately slide it up to an eight. Oh, I'd go down to a three. See, it averages out.

Yeah, they meet. But would we be done? Jeff would be telling like the go go now level of like just hilarious story that only Jeff is capable of. And then he'd lower his number to a two. It's sad. It's depressing. Because it would deserve it, because I would have fucked the story up in some way. You guys don't understand. But I do, because it would deserve it because I would have fucked the story up in some way You guys don't understand but I do because it's my story and I know how bad I fumbled the fucking bag and it

But I'll fucking plague me for the rest of my goddamn life Like when we fell down that mountain on that fucking horse, which is a better story than gogo now, but I shit the bed Still upset about you nailed the the bathrobe dog lockout hotel losing turkey, but that was good Oh, that's a baby story. I didn't see the turkey being left in the fridge. That was a good twist That would have bumped some numbers for me. So it'll be interesting at the end of us Live sliding for the whole episode. We take the end result and we just upfront say this is a you know a 7.3 out of 10 episode. Take the averages. People know what they're going to get upfront.

I feel like we need some, Nick, are you, what would be your average number? To start? Yeah. Cause I feel like you're the most optimistic of all of us. Oh, I'd start probably at a seven and then go from there. You think we're a seven out of the gate? See that's the thing. We need somebody to be the opposite of Jeff to try to create the average Oh, I see, but I instantly go to a ten once I laugh. So, you know You would have lost so you open it ten. That's great on the intro of this one. Yeah, it was good intro. I uh

I've been watching a lot of movies recently because I had a little bit of time off. So I was trying to catch up on some things. I've been watching. I caught up on all the Mission Impossible's that I hadn't seen. I'd missed four of those. Oh, that's my missed. Well, which ones time is I miss?

Ghost Protocol and then Fallout and then Final Rex. I guess three. I watched three of them. They're all fun. But I realized while watching it, do you remember? And I don't know if you had these commercials, Gavin. And to be honest, they were, I think, before my time even. But the Grey Poupon commercial where we're when Grey Poupon was trying to take over from Hines, try to get a market share from Heinz and they're in the limousine.

Yeah. And the rich guy like it's the rich guy. They're trying to they try to advertise Grey Poupon is like the classy mustard was their way to try to combat against. It's like a Rolls Royce pulls up to another Rolls Royce and the guy rolls on the way and he says, pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? And then the other guy looks at him and goes, but of course. And then he hands it to him. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. They're like, this is the this is the rich dude's mustard.

If you want to be classy, Grey Poupon. Why does he look like he's about to dip the dog in the jar? Because he loves his Grey Poupon. And that's what rich people do. Mission Impossible is the Grey P poop on of like action of like Fast and Furious. It's the same. They're equally dumb.

They're just presented. It's presented in a way of like this is serious. You you nailed it. I never thought about it that way. You're totally right. It's so dumb in a great way. And I enjoy it.

But it's like it has critical prestige in a way the fast movies don't. But they are equally absurd, especially as they progress. I didn't realize that they were called the Impossible Mission Force. I'd always heard IMF. There's a moment where they say what it actually stands for. And I was like, this is fucking ridiculous. This is insane. And also they lose all of their resources every movie.

Like, I don't understand. Like, is there other agents? There's so many stupid things about all of these films, but they're a delight. They are a joy. However, I don't know. Have you guys seen all of them? I haven't seen the newest one.

They keep and I guess it's not even so much in the newest one. It's more in like fallout. It's really in fallout. I can't tell if I'm weirded out because of Tom Cruise or if it's just an action movie trope, but they really like try to Jesus the Ethan Hunt character in a weird way. That made me uncomfortable, but I couldn't tell if I was uncomfortable because it was Tom Cruise. Like, is that standard action guy procedure?

You would say because they do this whole thing where his wife is dead, but not dead. And then she keeps showing up. But she's with she's in another relationship. So it's not I guess they're separated at this point. But it's because they do this insane monologue Ving Rhames has this monologue about that they couldn't be together because if they were together than the world would end essentially That he needs to be out there stopping the bad guys because if he doesn't then the bad guys would win It's his wife Michelle Monahan and those she is yeah, she she sells spectrum internet now

I see her on fucking TV every day. Really? I wondered. Yeah. Because she had a run where she's in a lot of stuff and she has a prominent role in Mission Impossible 3 and then has cameos in all the other ones. Well, that's why I assume the characters made that decision is because she was targeted in Mission Impossible 3.

Yeah, but they don't frame it that way. They're not like, hey, this happened once and it was bad. Ving Rhames has this monologue about how literally they cannot be together because the guilt of them being together would prevent the world from continuing to exist because he needs to be on the field. Yeah, he's not on the field. Then things are going wrong. And it's like you're part of a fucking agency.

There are other agents, certain like what is the rest of the IMF doing outside of disavowing you? Impossible missions, other impossible missions. To like what scale, like it just, that's what I liked about Ghost Protocol is they show a different team. It's the only time you ever see anybody else doing anything in the IMF. Also when, when did like, when did the FBI just promote a mission to the IMF? When are they just like, ah, impossible? just promote a mission to the IMF?

What are they just like, impossible? Yeah, this is insane. The classification that they only get the impossible missions is ridiculous. I always wondered this about about James Bond movies. Like we all we're all in love with 007, but that's just because he's the only one we get to hang out with. if double oh nine is way cooler And we just don't get to see those stories. Yeah, I mean you do get glimpses of other double O's in the movies Yeah, but in such brief glimpses you don't get to follow their lives and watch them gamble and shit. You know and that's true

Double oh six was Sean Bean, and I think one of the double O's was a Clown that got shot and fell through a window. I want like I want I want a movie. I want Wilbur Smith, double oh four. And I want to I want two hours of that. There's a scene I really wish you would have seen the most recent mission possible in theaters, Jeff. There's a scene where he there's a character that's introduced that is like a master pickpocket.

And their way of illustrating that Ethan Hunt is an equal level pick pocket as he does street magic in front of the frame. We're like, he's like, oh, this key. And he just flicks it in your face like his hand is empty. And then he has a key there. He does like a little wrist flip. And he's like, this key is a fake one, unlike the one we have. And then he uses his other hand to show the real key.

It is fantastic. Doesn't he do that admission to possible one with the knock list? He's like messing with- He does. Yes. He does like some hand magic in that one as well, but it just, it feels so out of, the way it's framed, it's just his hands. And it's just him doing magic. It's not, that's not how pickpocketing, like that's not, pickpocketing like

that's not that doesn't have anything to do with that. And then he does the Raven, which is a specific type of magic trick where he makes it vanish and it's just the way does he have a raven on? And like, am I as someone who understands how this trick works? Am I supposed to believe that Ethan Hunt has a magnet that he's palmed that is connected to his jacket on the inside that retracts like it's insane. Would you say that seems impossible?

I would. I would say. Then it sounds like he's the man for the job. It is. So what would your bookend vision and possibly be the best and the worst if you had to pick two? Oh, well, the best is three. The worst to that's tough. You know, to probably choose ridiculous in like a different way. Two is once again, like too fast, too furious, essentially, were they

they really like they went dumb in a way that wasn't enjoyable. What about you? I probably pick the same. But I think a lot of online lists three doesn't ever get anyone at the top. That's insane. It's so good. Every Mission Impossible movie after three is the same movie to me. Just like it's all jumbled up in my head. I can't get them straight. I turn one on.

It just seems like the other one. They're all they're fine, but they're all like the same. They get really excited about nukes after three. I miss there being like a mystery weapon. I really like the idea of a rat. What the fuck is a rabbit's foot? Who's making it? Who called it that?

Just every other movie, it's them trying to deal with nukes. And this is not I don't know. They've like hit a point of escalation in a way that it was really. It was great because I watched. I caught up on the Mission Impossible movies and then I watched the one Jason Bourne I hadn't seen, which is the most recent where Matt Damon comes back. And just like that is we do not need Jason Bourne anymore. Like Mission Impossible has so overshadowed

any value that Jason Bourne had as a character. It's a shame, too, because that first movie is so good. They're really it's, it's really cool. I watched like the third one on a plane on my way back from Thanksgiving. The stakes are so low for the third movie in a series. You're just kind of like, oh, is this, this is just kind of it.

Like, they're not really, it's just him and not really much else. It's very strange. It's really, really small feeling. Yeah, I guess he's not really saving it's just him and not really much else. It's very strange. It's really, really small feeling. Yeah, I guess he's not really saving the world that much. He's just saving his brain. Himself, I guess. Yeah, it's just really just him.

Trying to keep Franka Potente alive or whatever. Yeah, it's just weird. I think it's just the problem with going too far into a series and it's just harder and harder to, you know, eclipse what you've previously done. I feel like that's the, like 24 suffered from that, right? Like how many times can you save the president or stop a nuclear bomb from going off in America before it's just like, we saw this three seasons in a row.

Who cares? Die hard similar. I feel like if I was a supervillain and I was creating a weapon, I would name it something that would be more embarrassing for the FBI and the IMF to say. More embarrassing than Impossible Mission Force? This episode is brought to you by Miller Lite. Miller Lite's all about celebrating friendships, especially during fantasy football season. And there's no better way to show your friends slash fantasy leagues last place finisher

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What if you were going to create a an evil weapon? What would it do? Because you'd have to be the whole point of this, right? Is it's the same boring thing over and over again. It's like a bio weapon that wipes out half of humanity. Or it's a nuclear dirty bomb or some sort of EMP that destroys all the technology. What would your supervillain? I guess, I'd be like the DNA altering gas.

That means that humans can only survive by eating slugs. And slugs would be the new currency and people would just be guzzling slugs. That's a good one. That's really, that's a really good one. That is there's lore slug guzzling. Yeah, I like it. I like the idea of a spoilable currency like like money. You've got to keep alive

Okay, so if you were really to long play this you would first have the largest thing of slugs in the world You'd have you'd have all the slugs. You'd have a slug vault There would there be a thing or like they fill it with salt Take out the slug reserve. Yeah. Is there an anti-slug weapon? Yeah, it's just salt. Yeah, you're right. It's salt. It's just salt. It would just wherever salt is that would be, Oh my God, the food bank's been destroyed. Step one, get the world addicted to slugs. Step two, own the salt. And then you've got all the power. The food bank is a great name for a weapon. Deploying the food bank.

Oh, that's a way better idea. My immediate thought, Gavin, was like something that would give everybody an arranged vertigo. They'd fall over. It's really the world is spinning. Just like a dizzy planet. This is a dizzy planet. I was thinking you could do like a like an airborne virus that once you it in it, it enters your body.

It gives you crippling arthritis in whichever is your dominant hand. So then you have to use your other hand for everything for the rest of your life. And so we have a whole population of people that suck at writing or shooting guns or opening combo locks. of a whole population of people that suck at writing or shooting guns or opening combo locks. Everyone over the age of 60 can't log into anything because they can't read that post. It's good. It's like a zombie movie for arthritis, like the last of us, but

arthritis. That might be the dumbest trope in movies, by the way, is figuring out the password based on shit on the desk. Like it's never going to be, it's never going to be the author of a book or like a line in the book. It's just going to be written on a post-it note or it's not going to be anywhere nearby. People always figuring out from books. Yeah.

And I don't feel like you see that a lot. I'm trying to think of the last movie I saw where they hacked the computer via like a book or like a note or something. I think it happened in The Watchmen or Watchmen. Does it the show or the movie? I don't remember. I haven't seen it in a long time. Even that was a while ago. Was that like 2010, 2011? A long time ago. I feel like it happens pretty regularly on TV. It's like the equivalent of finding the keys

in the car above the Whatever thing it's called. I want to I want to get a safe that has a sun visor in it just so I guess That's what you should do is put your passwords above your sun visor That's what you should do is put your passwords above your sun visor. People trying to nick the card, pull it down. It's like the password to my bank instead of the key to the car. And then the keys to the car under your keyboard where the person that would do. I didn't share this. Did I have the posters I found for movies on the Xbox store ever talk about this?

This is my nose. No, I don't. I don't think so. Let me pull this up. So I was I was just looking. They had a deal. They're like, hey, movies are 70 percent off on the Xbox store. And I was just scrolling through. And I don't know.

When was the last time any of you just like looked at a marketplace like that for buying movies. But some of the box art in them is fucking insane. It is like I don't know where it came from or like who authorized it. The first one I saw here one second, let me just retrieve this really quick. The first one I saw was for the classic film mouse hunt. Everybody loves mouse hunt. Nathan Lane, Lee Evans, mouse hunt.

Nathan Lane, Lee Evans, mouse hunt. This is putting it in our chat right now. This is the poster on the Xbox store. If you were to buy mouse on this is the official image. This is a studio film. This is a studio film. This is tens, if not a hundred million dollars of entertainment. It's just a mouse. It looks like it looks like something Nick made in a pinch because Jeff couldn't make a thumbnail

It looks like whoever made the poster their dog ate it and they had to make a new one on the way To the meeting it is it doesn't have an actor name on it It just says mouse hunt and it is the shittiest looking mouse in a like a chef outfit eating cheese with an olive. He becomes the cheese tester doesn't he? If you look at the other mouse hunt posters they keep reusing the same mouse but like it's insane. I've just found my blu-ray of it. Yeah. He's he's on the back. He's on the back of the Blu-ray. Yeah. Oh, can we see it? Hell yeah.

See he's double fisted. What all of us? What what language is that? Is it German? I don't know. Oh wow. It's gonna. Maus E J A G D mousing gods. I don't know. Oh wow. It's got no mouse. M-A-U-S-E-J-A-G-D.

Mouse and gauze. Eric, this poster one where instead of cheese, he is holding a piece of toast that has a bite out of it. Now here's the thing. Here's the thing. That's what we've, we've seen nice mice looking silly. What is going on? What is Mouse Hunt has the coolest posters.

That's- Un ratacito duro de roer? It looks like the mouse is protecting the cheese and he's going to attack these men. And they're hiding behind a bunch of mouse traps. Wow. Can we do a mouse hunt watch along? I think I don't think I've ever seen it. Oh, God, I think I was going to say I think I saw it when it came out, which was 19 what?

Ninety seven, I think it said probably. Yeah, I mean, that's a classic. We should watch it. No, let's do's a classic Oh, we should watch it. No, let's do it Yeah, let's do it. We're doing a different watch along this month. I'm very excited about Okay, Falcon event we're doing a doing a live watch along where I get to pick the film because I won the summer Movie battle can I make a record? Obviously you're gonna pick the film can we make recommendations? You can't already have it decided, but go ahead. Maybe your recommendation will be my film mouse hunt Yeah, that's a good one honestly just because this week shall inherit the earth That's our thumbnail for the episode

Andrew Andrew I have a question. Yeah, of course. Are you a man or are you a mouse? The hunt is on this Christmas. These are crazy. Why are there so many posters for mouse hunt? I don't know, but it is a joy. What is going? There's a large ride. Oh my God.

This is just a revolver pointing at you. But it is a joy. What is going on? There's a large variety. God, this is just a revolver pointed at a mouse. That's brutal. That can't be an authorized. That has to be an independent interpretation of the Mouse Hunt universe. Yeah, that has to be like a Mondo media or something, right? God damn. I used to love the scene where Christopher Walken

is the exterminator. Oh yeah. So good. I don't even remember him in it. That's crazy. He's like, he's got all these like lenses on his head and he's like, mouth shit and stuff. Oh, that's great.

Oh, what, so what, what movie are you landing on, Andrew? We're going to be watching Snow Day, a childhood Nickelodeon classic. You're gonna hate this. I don't think I've seen it. Who's in it? Chevy Chase and Chris Elliott. Children.

Children are in it. I'll watch anything with Chevy Chase, that's fun. I love Chevy Chase. Great car. Children are in it. I'll watch anything with Chevy Chase. That's fun. I love Chevy Chase. The posters didn't stop there, though, because let's say you see Mouse Hunt, right? And you're like, man, that's a wacky mouse. I want more wacky animals. I got the bundle for you.

The animal adventures, 10 movie collection mouse once again, just leading the show, eating cheese. Oh, it's got Rango. It's got Rango, it's got Polly. How's it gonna be? Barnyard. Barnyard. And then.

I'm guessing Hotel for Dogs. Probably Hotel for Dogs, yeah, yeah. That's only half the movies though. Yeah, what's left? I don't know. Well, it says it right here. It says, Adventures with Animal Friends includes Hotel for Dogs, Polly, Rango,

Barnyard, Mouse Hunt, Black Beauty, Rue, Barb, Zeus and Roxanne, the Red Pony and Juan Ton Ton, the dog who dog who saved dot dot dot. I just hope that's the title. Yeah, me too. Another classic Xbox poster, which, like, once again, Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot Action or the? I'd be the 2006. Yeah, live action. Yeah, Paramount. Yeah, live action. And then some of them are just like fucked up. Like the karate kid one is just like,

whoever uploaded the image did a bad job. That looks like somebody took a picture of their DVD on their phone and uploaded it. What the fuck? Yeah, that's bad. It's a little milky and washed out. It looks like they Google, they Google image searched Karate Kid 2

and just took the first image. It did, yeah. And the last one that brought me a lot of joy is once again the same thing. Of Short Circuit 2, zero reference of what the movie is on the image, just a zoomed in robot. I guess we're supposed to get that Johnny's doing a peace sign,

and that's the two. But they cut his arm off. So it's just floating in. So you don't even really know it's his. And there's no other defining info. This one might be the worst one to me. I would love if anyone listening finds some insane movie posters in any digital

markets or whatever, send them away, please put them in our server, our Discord server or just as a reply with a link. I want to say I love these. These make me so happy. The premise that like somebody spent hundreds of hours making this film and millions of dollars, and then they're like, oh, let's, you know what? I'm proud of it.

Let's see, it's on, I bet you it's on the store. And then that image from Mouse Hunt shows that like all your work gets boiled down to that mouse. It's so funny to me. The one that I think of as just worst movie poster that I hated looking at as a kid, but it should have been a thing for me was, Oh man, it will let me hang on just a second. It is Jeff. Here's going overboard. The Adam

Sandler movie. Oh no. Here's the cover. I know of it. I know of it. I've never seen it. Awful looking. I don't like looking at it. His head, why his chest is so long. And then his head is like pre-photoshopped on. Yeah. Everything about it is ugly. I hate it.

I hate it. I've never seen this. I don't remember the movie at all. I, it must have been from like the early mid 90s. I just remember it being not for me. I just hated the look of that poster, awful. Yeah, that is, yeah. That's one of the worst ones I've seen.

Just his head on the body. Is the body real? I think it's somebody else's body and they had to like make the shoulders and everything like higher up to fit Adam Sandler. It looks really bad. Also, these ladies in the background, it looks like they're supposed to be diving into the water, but this boat's clearly going at a pretty good speed because it's got a weight. So I think that would be dangerous. Also, their knees look pretty locked and they're pushed

forward. So if they're not like mid motion right now, they're going to fucking topple right over. And there's a giant fucking wall in front of them. Like they're going to they're going to clip that on their knees. That is a damage. Yeah, they're both going to bang their laps on that, really. Yeah, they really are. The alternate poster for it is also equally just awful. It's terrible. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Yeah, these are off. Yeah.

Terrible. They had access to one image of his face and just had to. Yeah. Can I show you a current movie poster that I don't understand and also the title's hilarious? Please. I think it's based on a book and stuff. I don't know anything about it. Night Bitch is the funniest name for something

that you can do or see or read. Hey, man, what are you up to? I'll go see Night Bitch like. It's a new Amy Adams movie, right? Yeah, where she's like, it's kind of like a badass at night, supposedly, like she's just like a lady who gets fed up and just starts fucking shit up at night and then has like a normal life in the daytime, supposedly.

It's up for a bunch of awards. And Howard did a whole montage of like Good Morning Americas and local news and fucking 6 p.m. not being able to say the name of the fucking movie. And he was making fun of it like it's twenty twenty four and you can't say the word night, bitch. They're like night rhymes with which, you know, and it's like who can't hear the word bitch at 8 p.m. on the fucking news?

It just seems like a 30 Rock joke. It doesn't it? It does. It just feels, it feels like, it feels like, oh man, they did a thing on 30 Rock called MILF Island and then that feels like it became a thing and then like the floodgates are open now and we're in a world where Night Bitch exists.

That's it. Night Bitch. I would love to play a game where we have to just guess what the plot is based on posters. Cause they're so useless, modern posters. There's such little info. Like Night Bitch to me, I would assume that it's like an Animorphs type story where

Amy Adams becomes leader of the dogs and they do a bunch of mischief at night. Her and her dog Posse. Night bitch. I remember when, I think it was when the second Austin Powers movie was coming out and I was watching someone review it on like daytime TV and he was talking about all the characters like, oh, Doctor Who returns and there's a new character whose name is too rude to say, but I'll just call him FB and it doesn't stand for farty bottom. And I just remember being so intrigued about what that guy's name was. If it's not farty bottom, what could it be?

That was such a weird way of not saying the character's name. Oh man. Farty bottom. Listen, I was a farty bottom after all that popcorn. I still don't know why you ate so much popcorn. I couldn't stop, man. It's my food. Do you have a food that you just can't end?

Like once you start, it's just like in hot dogs, hot. You are you're leading the pack on that one. Do you have one, Gavin? Well, you're I mean, you're asking the guy who'd rather be in nutrient cubes. Oh, I know. That's why I'm so curious if there is anything like that for you. I'll tell you what. One thing that I do have to I always eat too much of and I have to consciously stop myself from eating too much is Cadbury fingers.

Oh, I sent you some of those. Yeah. I don't I don't know what that is. Let me look that up. They're like little chocolate coated cookies Yeah, I feel like oh if I was just on autopilot. I would eat half a packet of those mmm It does look good. They are good What were they little fingers? No, that's Game of Thrones. I wouldn't mind getting Cadbury fingered. I tell you what Who We should start wrapping up.

If a Cadbury figure was in your ass, how long would it take to melt the chocolate? Oh man. Not long, baby. It's a mission impossible scenario where that's how you stop the bomb. You got to melt through the chocolate to get confused. My asshole's like a microwave. I could heat up burritos. Oh, has it always been that way or has it progressed as your butt problems?

I think it's progressed as my butt. I think it's a change. You know, bodies change over time. What's the coldest part of your body, would you say? Like if if your butt is like, I don't know, the Florida of your body, this is always hot. What's the coldest toes? Probably toes or ears where I feel cold, the most chilly years.

Yeah. Interesting. My my nose isn't quite as far away from the warmth of my face as Gavin's is, so I might not have the same issue there, but... Yeah. Yeah. I wonder where the equator would be on my body. Hahahaha! Like, if I were to divide things. Like, if you measured from toe to top of the head, where would the halfway mark land?

Yeah, like, just as far as, I don't know, temperature or... So you got... Oh. I guess land is interesting as well because you got long back. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it would be. Yeah, it would look ridiculous. I definitely I don't think my belly button is in the middle. Is it supposed to be? I feel like generally it is.

That's where well, I guess hips maybe middle of what? It's the first time he's ever thought about. Oh, he's never midway point of the body? This just feels like Andrew's never thought about it before. You asked him a question and he had to go... No, I'm just thinking about it. Yeah, generally. Well, then I think about the hips.

I think the hips I'm thinking of because of magic shows where they cut the person in half. It's always like at the hips. It's not at the belly button. So I guess half the person would be the legs, generally. You think it'd be easier to saw somebody in half at the belly button than the hips, too. You got to go through fucking leg bones at the hips. That's a dense part. Belly buttons, you know, you got your spine, but everything else is like under the ribs, but it's above all that other bullshit. Probably pretty soft spot.

Yeah, why do people always cut off the legs instead of cutting the spine? Yeah? It's like you get one bad And then you're through it, but with the legs you fucking going all day long And also if you cut the legs off you gotta make multiple trips if you've got both legs still attached to each other you just sling Them over your shoulder and you can carry both legs at the same time You know what legs are the bet The fucking handles of the body. That's what they are. That's a great point, Gavin. All right. Well, somebody in half of the legs like they're on your shoulders.

Yeah, I feel like if I was doing it, I would have to like it would be so that the crotch was like sitting on my shoulder. Yeah. Yeah. You'd want their knees over, like just bending over, right? Like a backpack almost like you can make a human backpack out of them Oh, yeah Yeah And you could like grab the ankles or probably the calves right below the knee would be like the most comfortable and then their knees And the rest of it just hangs off your back

Distributes the weight evenly I would think and also any drip would go behind you as you're walking Andrew have you scanned your head yet? I haven't because I've been having a hard time finding an app that will do like an accurate scan. All right, I'll send you one. I found one. OK. Oh, you did. Awesome. If you send me that. Perfect. I want to print your head. I want you to print my head.

Here's hoping that in twenty twenty five, we get to print Andrew's head and we get to put puzzles together one more time time Thanks for listening to another episode of the regulation podcast We hope you had as much fun as we had I had a nine point three amount of fun I don't know what that translates into quality, but you'll no doubt. Let us know We'll see you next week for another Banger of a seven out of a ten bye. Bye You can split downward too. I didn't even think about that like a pizza We'll see you next week for another banger of a seven out of a 10. Bye bye. You can split downward too. I didn't even think about that.

Like a pizza when you go pizza across like down. Oh, what?