F**kface - Childhood Bedroom Mall // The Lyrics of Panama [56]

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about second puberty, the mall line, lush bathtub, Gavin's strike realization, annoying Geoff, truth tone, what way do you shower, Nick isn't doing well, godzilla roar, drinking dog, visualizing pain, game of thrones, Charmed, ships in Panama, Childhood shows, the 80s were different, Shauhin in the discord, Marc the Frog, fridge turkey, attic consoles, Summer Movie League Trophy, summer movie update, Megalopolis, toilet quiz, shaving with Chris, Labubu, a bucket of shoes, hand me up clothes, mingage, the pants of the foot, Gavin's blank game, and Achievement City. Sponsored by Shady Rays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code REGULATION Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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With me, as always, Andrew, Gavin, Nick, and Eric. Gavin really knows what he's talking about when it comes to piss, and everybody knows it. Really? I was just saying, I wish my bladder was a bit bigger. What if there was a reverse puberty at like 85? Like you became unpubic.

Like a Benjamin Button situation almost? Yeah, but you don't like shrink down to a child. You just you just no longer puberty. Your voice becomes higher. Yeah. You have a higher pitched voice. I like it. I don't see any issue with the reverse puberty. Are there any other changes?

You just get a high pitch, high pitched voice, less hairy. Well, that happens as you get older, too. Typically, probably a smaller set of genitals. Yeah. Like as you get older, too. Typically, probably a smaller set of genitals. Yeah. Like as you get older, the balls consistently go further. Right. Maybe they start coming back up. Maybe they reverse it like you hit maximum drop and then they swing up like the balls hit the bottom of the yo-yo and then they swing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

They start working at the same speed, but in reverse, when you're like 55. It's this is a terrible visual, but you know how like your kids will measure on like a door frame as they get bigger. It's like a reverse ball thing, the ball length going up, going down. So happy you said door frame. Well, how else would they measure?

I don't know. Nothing. Wall? Do you have your childhood walls so you can look at your high on? No. No. Me neither. My childhood walls are about to get turned into a mall. Childhood walls. What store do you think it's going to be?

Oh man, I didn't even think about that. That's the first thing I thought of. You didn't even think about like Canadian footlocker is gonna be like where your bedroom was. Do you think you'd be able to pinpoint it? Oh, definitely I could. Yeah, without a doubt. Is it perfectly in line with the other four?

Oh man. Yeah, is this mall in the line? Yeah, yeah, it would be. It would be. It's an extension of an already existing fake mall We have so many fake malls and it's a fake mall What does that mean? Does that mean so it's not like they call it a mall, but it's all like exterior Stores or like they're in a line, but none of them connect

Mmm. I see what you're saying. It's like an outdoor malls Yeah, like you know like a strip mall. Sort of. Yeah. But like larger. Yeah. Like South Park Meadows. It's all got it. It's a weird thing. So my my childhood home is on a street that the mall has slowly been taking over for many years as an extension.

And people have held on in protest because they just want to destroy the street and then extend it to be part of the mall. But there's only one house left and that house is holding on for now, but I think it may it may be selling soon. So, ideally, if you could choose what store would be like, I think there would be a beautiful irony if there was a lids Just a store of merchandise I could never use That would be so funny. I feel like you deserve to have your old home turned into like a bathtub store Oh, okay, so maybe like a lush type thing or like a bath bomb

Oh, you went with the bath bomb. I'd be what if lush actually sold a bathtub dude a lush Slowly disintegrates little you melts oh We should make a bath bomb tub is lush the ultimate Mother's Day company you're like oh fuck., fuck, I got to get for my mom. Bath bomb. Perfect. I appreciate that they decided to associate bomb with a pleasure. Yeah, yeah.

And what are the good bombs are there? Spice bomb. When we go to go eat dip dip dip money bomb. Is that a thing? I think it's a Brad Pitt movie. Yeah, you were going to you were going to hit me with a money bomb. This Yeah, you were gonna you were gonna hit me with a money bomb This weekend you said you're gonna shower me with explosive money I was like, okay Gavin you said you had a realization this morning and I want to I want to know what that was I've been thinking about it for hours. I discovered the source of my strikes

You have a source of strikes. That's also not what I was assuming your realization was. Yeah. Nick sends me the link, right? Right. Opens the browser, that Google Drive folder. I then go to my audio folder, drag it. I let go and it does nothing the first time. And then if I do it again, it starts uploading. So it's a click and drag classic click and drag problem. Do you want to the drag? I do the drag. Absolutely. I'm a big clicker and a big dragger.

That's good. Do a lot of drag in myself. Yeah, me too. I click and drag in there. So now that you know that that's the issue since your revelation, it shouldn't be happening anymore, right? In theory, and the audience will be pleased to know I picked up, picked me up a couple of strikes at the weekend. Sure did. Yeah. We started a Slack channel for Gavin Strakes. There's no way I'd remember otherwise. It's like I need a place to put these. I'm pretty damn close to overtaking my hot dog count with strikes

that five strikes. How many did you pick up this weekend? Two. I got I got double whammy. Got two. Oh, it was an audio and a video. It's so funny that this is about strikes because I thought it was going to be about like you realizing a communication thing because you annoyed Jeff accidentally and extremely. Well, I was getting.

What you talk about this morning. Yes, I because it was part of that video. You're like, you know, I had a realization about this, so I thought it was about is going to be're like you know I had a realization about this so I thought it was about It's gonna be some deeper insight about the miscommunication Let me be honest with you. I was sat there everyone's calling me pedantic and saying I'm a bastard I still have no idea what happened. Why don't you go back to the realization drawing board and try for a little longer? You'll get there Well now we've got to explain it.

I can explain. No we don't. We don't have to explain it. I think. It's funnier this way. No it isn't. Because I still don't really know what you're doing to. The problem with you Gavin is that you have a steward and like a whatever in you. You know, or like you have a little mischief maker in you. And there are times when you're you have a little mischief maker in you. And there are times when you're not meaning to create mischief, but it feels so obvious that like there's no other option.

And you're just genuinely asking a question. I was trying to help and I was confused and I need like some sort of signal, like a noise or a sound effect that is like a non rabbit. Yes, you need identify like a preface to a sentence. Like reverse of a dog whistle like it's to indicate a genuine. It's not. It's like a human, a human whistle like a truth whistle. Truth tone. Here's what happened. Here's what happened. Right. We're playing playing doom. Jeff's playing. Jeff's got the game. We're all watching. Jeff says, could someone record the backup? I go to. That's not what Jeff said. Jeff says, could someone record the backup? I go to. That's not what Jeff said. OK, you said your shit, your shit might be.

That said, I'm a little worried. I'm a little worried about my video capture. Could somebody record a backup video for me? So immediately I'm a I got OBS open and then I realize, oh, I'm I record the backup quite a lot, especially for streams. It's usually like a same screen sort of situation. I immediately realized I'm not in the game with Jeff. There's no my perspective to record.

So then I asked, I was just like, oh, do you mean like record the the discord because we're watching a stream on Discord and you said no, like I was an idiot. And then I was just sat back thinking, I don't know what you mean. And what am I? And I'm just trying to help. I'm just trying to help you record the backup. I don't know what you mean. Then what am I? And I'm just trying to help. I'm just trying to help you record the backup. I don't know what you mean. And then I asked again and you said yes.

So I was very confused. What do you want from me? And then I'm being told I'm pedantic. If I'd sat there wedging both thumbs into my anus doing nothing, I would have gotten less trouble than if I was sat up trying to figure out what you meant. You asked us. I know it was rhetorical, but you asked a second ago, what do you want from me? Yeah, I want this is what I wanted. Oh, wait, so you're just messing with me the whole time? No. Hey, welcome to the podcast.

OK, welcome to the regulation podcast. Maybe you look around, you know, rummage through the drawers, weeds, learn all it's you're going to have a lot of fun here. It's great. It's just it's sometimes you have a beautiful thing, Gavin, where you're actually trying so hard to be helpful that it feels like you're fucking with us. It does. Well, and that's what it was. That was weird about it, because I was I was really trying to like fight through getting yelled at to still try and help.

Yeah, you're trying to be good. And then you poured on and then Jeff was like, thank you, Andrew. And I was like, what? And then Eric was shit on me. And then even Nick said I was being a pedantic bastard. And I just thought, I don't know what's happening. Everyone was messing with me then. Yeah, yeah, I was having fun. I was having fun with my friends.

OK, I was having fun with my friends. OK, I have a phone with my friends. Yeah, I don't even know where to go with it. You just keep being you. It's awesome. Oh, it is awesome. No, I don't want to enter. Help me out here. Help you out. You want some help? What way you shower? Oh, you have a shower.

Do you face the shower? Do you face the wall? I face the shower to wash my face and my hair. And then I turn around for the rest of the shower. OK. I don't like I don't like water on my face that much. So I get it out of the way. Yeah. Oh, do you see me? Sorry. Yeah. I got really hot while I was yelling and now I'm just not saying shower. Ninety percent of the shower is hitting me in the back and I'm turning around for,

you know, select moments. Interesting. When it. But mainly it's going down my back and my crack and then I'm like spinning a few times. I was talking to someone and I had never considered having the shower be predominantly on my back or to wash my hair with my back facing it as opposed to the front. And they had equally never considered just facing it and having like tilting your head down for it.

So I was curious as I was interested to see if there was like most people do it one way or the other. Seems pretty split. Wait, so you face it the whole time? I feel like when I'm facing the shower, I'm borderline waterboarding myself. Yeah, I do like head down. It's the top of the head. Maybe it's a head size thing.

So sort of like flowing around your face. See, I feel I feel like I'm really working the hands. The hands are working the front real well. Like I'm getting suds. They go, it's blood. I'm blasting the front. And if the water is mainly dealing with the back because I'm not scrubbing, you know, the middle of my spine very well. No. I feel like it evens out.

Yeah, like I'll do some spins and stuff. I'll make sure to get all the angles, but I'm predominantly facing that shower. You'll do some spins and stuff. I'll make sure to get all the angles, but I'm predominantly Facing that shower you'll do some spins. Yeah, you got to get full body coverage and tilt around spin move around You know you had a shower Phil. I described it kind of like a ballerina. I thought that you had to do some spins We we don't know how you shower. Oh, I'm Mike Gavin. I face away most of the time and then To wash like face Face in the front. Yeah, like but most of the time it just too much too much at play when you're facing the shower You do like your dick and under like your pits and your face and then everything else is from the back

Yeah, you know what we should try doing opposite shower next shower There you go say we should all try taking a shower together. But yeah, I like you. I like that idea. Me too. But you don't hit the shower that much, right? You have mainly tub guy still. Oh, no, no. Like if I'm the tub is a pleasure option. It's not if I'm getting clean, I'm use it.

Sure. Keep the shower in the rotation. So let's say how many days a week would you say you bathe versus shower? Like what's the ratio? I'd say probably ideal rotation. You're you're doing like shower every like two days and then like a bath in between. OK. I mean, that's a lot.

It feels like a bath in between. OK. I mean, that's a lot. It feels like a lot of water. But if we're in an ideal rotation, maximum for me, comfort, mix of cleanliness and comfort, going like probably once every two days at most three and then bath in between. Nick, how was the last time you took a bath? Last night to cool down. Really? Is that true? Yeah, I felt really bad

last night. After the dogs? Full squint. But then you came back from I wasn't even going to get into this. This is a totally different thing. But you came back when we were, we broke for lunch and then came back and then you asked Gavin

if he's like doing okay because you're not? I hadn't eaten anything yet today. We recorded until like what, two or so? Yeah. 2.30 and I was like, I'll just eat a little something because I'm hungry but tummy's kind of feeling, eh. And so I just had some oatmeal with like a little bit of peanut butter and it just natural peanut butter with no salt or sugar

and I ate it and I just want to die And and the noises equate to what stomach pain Yeah, stomach pain a lot of stomach pain, but also like just general hotness I thought I might be having a heat stroke even though I was in my air-conditioned house You just have a legit elevated temperature I guess so. I had Pedialyte and stuff and I cooled down and I like kind of wandered back and forth between the bathroom and my room and then like the main

bathroom. I was just like it's cooler in this one now it's cooler in that one it's cooler in this one. Just trying to figure out if I had to go to the bathroom or not and I couldn't. It's like when you burn your finger and you can't get it to feel cold and you keep having to go to the cold tap not and I couldn't. It's like when you burn your finger and you can't get it to feel cold and you keep having to go under the cold tap. But also I had like heartburn at the same time. So it was like all right here. I feel like the poison shook, shook off me last night, but I felt, I felt like Godzilla roar and I felt pukey and I was debating whether I was going to have a pap less sleep because

I felt so pukey, but eventually it, I do feel like just uncomfortable and shitty and hot today puking in the pap would be so bad I think I over sodium to myself or something because I just felt so salty and I sat on the I have a couch that's leather so I was like oh it's cool it's cool on my back and then I heard Archie stir he started crying in the night and he was having a bad dream I was like I'm gonna die and I'm gonna die in his room like Down on the floor next to him and I was like, oh it's okay, but don't worry about it laid right down on a bunch of fucking Hot Wheels cars had a great night. What the hell shit hot as fuck

Tummy hurts sick Wow, how are you? How are you doing today, Eric? I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I feel great too. I had like a couple of beers with like the dogs or whatever. So it was like, I woke up feeling like a little like, like in my mouth, but everything, I'm fine. I'm brushing teeth and you're good.

I'm fine. Man, I feel like we really must've played some kind of hot dog Russian roulette because I walked away A-OK and you got you got off when he said beers with the dogs I imagine you and a pack of dogs is drinking away. My association was not immediate hot dogs and beers. What kind of dog is the best dog to drink beer with? Oh, I feel like a bulldog is such a great drinking dog, but maybe I'm influenced by barks. I feel like St. Bernard's.

But I guess you drink whiskey with them, maybe. But they seem like a good beer drinking dog, too. What kind of dog was it last seen, dog? Border Collie? Yeah, yeah. I'd bev it up with one, then. I think it's a Chihuahua. One of those like...

The ones where you go to your friend's house and it's like their mom's dog. And it's just sort of like not super like great looking, but it looks good enough. And it's you're just like this dog's old and kind of like fucked up. And that's pretty cool. I was going to get you to a bar fight. What are you going to drink too much and then you're going to instigate with somebody in the bar and you're gonna end up in a fight Chihuahua is the kind of dog that lets its mouth write a check that its owner can't cash. This is my kind of drinking dog Dog can't hold its booze senior Chihuahua. I think is my kind of drinking dog, huh?

Yeah, little rat claws. Yeah. When you would have pain, did you ever visualize it internally as like a specific thing? Like Nick's talking about going Godzilla. Godzilla mode inside. When I was a kid and I would have pain, like internal pain in my head, I would always visualize that that area, there was like a door that that like guards were trying to break into. So like my stomach hurt, I had like a stomach door and the bad guys were trying to break through the stomach door.

And that's what the pain was. Oh, interesting. I used to visualize it. I used to visualize like a heart in each, like if I had an earache, it was like someone was squeezing my tiny ear heart. Oh yeah. Your little ear heart. Yeah. It's like gripping it and ripping it. So would you see a little ear heart in your mind?

No, I would just visualize it being squeezed when my ear hurt. Used to get like ear infections as a kid. Andrew, is that picture kind of like what you picture? Uh, a little bit less cartoony. OK, but yeah, more realistic, like more like realistic is what you're in my head. It was always like a medieval door for some reason. Oh, it was like an old castle. Hold the door. Hold the door.

I'm trying to. I was trying to find the image right now. Nick said that he has link health hearts in mind. I recently haven't watched Game of Thrones in such a long time, and I recently watched a clip of it, and it occurred to me that I didn't have this thought at all while watching it, that white walkers just look like they were all A.I. generated.

Like they have a style to them that like all of it looks like shit now in a way that it didn't. Like every time I see post the photos, an example, this just looks like A.I. This looks like an A.I. made thing. Oh, yeah, I thought it looked like shit back then. Like it looked terrible. Maybe AI is just a real big fan of Game of Thrones and it lifted its style.

It could be. They've sourced it all from Game of Thrones. Like this looks bad. I don't know another way to put it. Like Game of Thrones in like that last season or like the last two where it was doing that stuff was like this looks terrible. While watching it, I didn't notice it. But now when I see it, it's just... They look like the last two where it was doing that stuff was like, this looks terrible. While watching it, I didn't notice it. But now when I see it, it's just-

They look like the same. It looks very AI to me. What a terrifying seven year enemy that turned out to be no big fucking deal. Yeah, that's a very wet dick of an ending for that character. God damn. I think now looking back, Hold the Door is the best moment of the entire show. Oh, interesting. Yeah.

It's just quite a payoff. It is. But I guess it's like a mystery that I never cared about, but it is a good payoff. Yeah, I think that's why I liked it, though. It caught me off guard and I was like, oh, if you think about the logistics of that, he like time sniped that guy. Yeah. Yeah, they did.

Yeah, it's all tragic. I like that we're playing future baseball and people can get time sniped. Yeah. Let's not time sniping strikes. I've been really invested in the show in a long time. I'd love to have like a seven season show that I care about. I just keep hearing people talk about and or I couldn't care less. Maybe it'll be the 2018 version of charmed. Oh, God, we have to watch.

Yeah, we have to do that. We have to watch. Have you ever seen five people lose that much enthusiasm for a good idea that quickly? lose that much enthusiasm for a good idea that. I still have enthusiasm for just Jeff went away right after we did it. So just like when in the back, I'm ready and ready to get to it. We got to put on the on the calendar. We do. I don't even know what Charmed is about. Or which is which is which sisters that do which things you're going to learn.

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Why wouldn't it be 5? Yeah, why not? I don't want to ask a question about the index. How many, how many flat, how many? Shit, I got the index page. try to figure out how to ask this? Let's go the index. I don't know man. How many ships are registered have a flag registration in Panama as of 2022? What? How many ships?

How many ships, seafaring ships are registered in Panama? Now, I want to be very clear. You know the answer to this question, right? We're not we're not going to speculate on. I'm looking at it. OK, I'm looking at I'm doing my own Dominic. Ninety two hundred. OK, Eric says ninety two hundred. How many ships were registered in Panama?

OK, you know, you register your ship in different countries based on like what laws you're trying to skirt. Oh, yeah. A lot of a lot of ships are registered in the Bahamas, for instance. Really? I didn't know that. Yeah, that's wild. The city or the country? Panama feels like a 70s rock band. Not Panama City, Panama country with the canal, the big canal.

Panama is a van. We're trying to think. Yeah, that's a Van Halen song. Panama. Uh, uh, uh. And it's a Van Halen song, Andrew. Panama, ah ah ah. And it's a what is it? A man a planet canal Panama? I would guess it's the same forward as backwards. Forty five hundred. Forty five hundred.

Eric said ninety two hundred and Nick and the other one. Andrew, six thousand. OK, I'll do seven thousand. Eight thousand twenty five. So I guess Nick gets Nick. Nick wins. Wow. You were all we're pretty close. Yeah, you guys weren't bad for a bonus round.

What percent of the total number of ships in the world is what's. Wait, time out. There is actually a song called Panama by Van Halen. That's what they've been saying. You were just singing it. I didn't. I was doing a joke. I didn't know that. No, you were singing the song Panama.

I thought they said like the animal. But I but the data that the animal that that's that's Panama. You've heard this on Panama. You're seeing the name of the song. I didn't. I just googled it. That's that's that's Panama you've heard this one Panama. You're seeing the name of a song. I didn't know I just googled it That's crazy. That's a tune of Panama you sang Panama. Yeah, I didn't know I was saying Let's try to make a joke that it sounded like the song but it was okay Is that the first time someone learned the lyrics through their own brain? That was completely an internal discovery.

Yeah, I really, I didn't know. I thought it was like, sorry, boats. I don't even know now, Nick, you won a vinyl. Congratulations. I'll give it to you. Nick won a vinyl. We're back in our vinyl. Do we're doing that again? Why not? Can we keep this vine vine can we get a stereo and a record player and some speakers at the studio? So we listen these vinyls together. I hope so. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, I'm gonna as the robot do some DJing

Wow, you can like skid your tires in the record. Yeah, but that's a great idea Let's pick a terrible record that nobody cares about. So it doesn't matter that I'm damaging it by. Yeah. I got a little rammed on it. Oh, that's a fun game, Jeff. Boats. Boats. Boats. Do you ever was last time you had like a childhood show you forgot about, like pop back up.

I just remembered Theodore, the tugboat. Thinking of boats and it brought back so many memories. It was a boat show I used to watch when I was four. It was like knockoff Thomas, the tank engine. It is exactly like Thomas, the tank engine, but a boat has a great theme song is what I learned. It was Panama. Yeah. Yeah. Tugboat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tug boat. Oh, oh, oh. You know, it happened to me recently. I was, I don't know, looking at TikTok or something, and I saw a trailer or a little clip from a show called Today's Special that I used to watch all the time when I was a kid and I had no memory of it until I saw the image. Today's special. It's a Canadian show, actually. I didn't really know that ran from 81 to 87.

And I just really loved the puppet who has the hat on like the little old man puppet. Oh, yeah. Over the shoulder. Yeah, that's a great puppet. That guy's got character. Yeah, he does. That dog looks like he drinks with that man in a bar. That's the most you just sent the most British looking thing. Yeah, mine was button moon. Button moon.

The fuck is that button moon and Mr. Spoon are phenomenal. They moon and Mr. Spoon. Yeah, they're all like little like kitchen utensil people with like bottles and shit and the rocket was a baked beans tin. Anytime you share like childhood entertainment that you enjoyed, it explains so much about you. You're such a button moon guy.

I was a huge button moon. Maybe you'd like the theme tune. You could find out. Love it. Tattooed teenage alien fighters from Beverly Hills. It was a knockoff, shitty like USA Power Rangers show. And I watch it and I just go like, I kind of get what's happening here. Like I get what this is trying to be or trying to do. But I'm like, I guess I'll watch it.

Like I'm invested. And man, it is. It looks like dollar store mortal combat big time. It's bad. It's really bad. Dude in the bottom right in the black pleather shorts, that is quite an outfit. And he's like jabbing you with a pugil stick. And it looks like everybody huffed silver paint. It does. It does.

Dude, dude, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, it fucking does. It really, really does. It looks like a lot of the kids that dropped out of my high school They look like dropped out of the Morton Joe's crew. Yes The same thing Oh Eureka's castle was awesome. I just posted Eureka's castle. Isn't that an RL? Stein show yeah Here's button then button moon I want to just hear What? That's insane. That wasn't scary at all though. Oh, here's Button Moon. Button Moon?

I wanna just hear a moment, let me see. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. This is great. This is great.

I'm running. I'm running. Button Moon. Button Moon. That's the song. Hey, Nick, you should make your kid watch that and see if it holds his attention longer than three seconds. Ha ha ha.

That is such a great. I mean, I don't want to put Nick's kid in the content like as an outsider. But the premise of us picking what we think were banger childhood shows and seeing Nick's kid grade them is very funny. Oh, all right. Do you think he would like this guy from the great space coaster that's another one Oh, I don't know if I like that guy. I'm terrified. It's like a a clown almost He has a red nose a rainbow shirt, and he's very large

Hollow eyes look at this fucking elephant though doesn't it look like the stuff we did at the owl wolf Gavin Yeah, that's like the is a little at Meow Wolf, Gavin? Yeah, it does. Like the ears and all the different- The sound there, yeah. Wow. Yeah, that clown looks like if an animal dressed as a human, it would kind of look like that. Yeah, yeah. He looks like he's got a knife, I think.

It does. He would definitely be stopped at TSA. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. They're checking his phone. They want to look at his social media. He has a bomb strapped to his heart rate monitor at all times. So if he goes, everyone else is going around him. You know what else about that clown though?

I guarantee you he uses a CPAP. Yeah. Yeah. He has to. He has a choice. Yeah. And the magician conjures it up, so it doesn't really work too. Well like This whole thing this whole hook, and it's made out of like wishes and dreams, so it's like really fucking him up at night From wishes and Jeff Teddy Rugspin Teddy Rugspin was that like a thing you were like too old for that or no I was too old for Teddy Rugspin, but not but I wasn't like that. I wasn't so old

I wasn't like very aware of it, right? I mean it was like a big it was like a big thing so let's see he came out in let me see Teddy Ruxpin came out in 19 probably the mid 80s I would think 86 I guess 85 86 I was 10 11 Probably just a bit too old if I'd have been like three years younger I'd have probably been right up his ass. Yeah Don't know about oh, that's the way you want to describe Teddy Ruxpin, but yeah, man, that's cool

That's I don't yeah, it was the 80s were different They sure were I know you keep showing us a bunch of different fucking 80s stuff, and I don't want to watch it Showing us a bunch of different fucking 80s stuff and I don't want to watch it They said it'd make you watch losing it go fuck please no, huh? It's so bad Gavin did you guys have Teddy Ruxpin in England or was his name like they have like a different name? Or is it like a totally did like foreign thing to you? Yeah, I've been like ruxy buxie or I don't know Does that look like ruxy Buxy? Nah, that's him. Ruxy Buxy.

It's Reginald Buxton. Yeah, Theodore Buxton. Reginald Buxton. I felt, so in sort of exciting news, Shay Pencil Judge, extraordinary survivor contestant, has joined our community discord, which was very exciting. And that is insane to me.

Yeah, it's crazy. And he posted the sweetest message when he joined, just like thanking all the regulation listeners and comment leaders and whatnot for support. And it was like this exciting moment. And people are like, whoa, this the jeans here.

That's crazy. That's awesome. And then like the fourth reply was Mark the Frog complaining about having to use body wash a shampoo. And I felt so bad. God, he's the fucking fast. He says like, yes, in his own world, doesn't have any concept of anything that's happening. I Love so much He is a unique human being for sure

Have you met him Jeff in person? Yeah? No No, he won't even see he was saying he was I was trying to throw away baseball cards And he was like I'm gonna drive up and get him and I was like you want to drive all the way up from Florida you can have them, but I don't think he's actually gonna do it he calculated the gas and it was gonna be over a thousand dollars Not for these cards for sure do you ever think about the turkey you left in that fridge I still think about it Hotel fridge. I'd be lying if I said no.

What happened to it? It's like one of our great mysteries. We'll never know. But here's what bugs me about it. It smelled so good and it looked so amazing. And then I ordered another one, you know, like a month later for Christmas, and it just wasn't great. It wasn't anywhere near that I remember and I feel like that the first turkey was though. Yeah, you lost the hot dog roulette with the turkeys Yeah, I feel like I lost hot dog roulette on the turkeys

and I feel like the vibe of the first turkey was fucking aces and I And then this kind of tainted like now I don't necessarily want to go and pay like 70 bucks to you know have another turkey shipped to me On dry ice or whatever because I already did it twice and I didn't really enjoy the one that I had but damn it I just it breaks my heart is that The number one item for heartbreak that you've ever misplaced or like lost could not retrieve again? No, no. Back when I was drinking I gave somebody all of my baseball cards and comic books and I don't remember. Oh god. I remember doing

it I remember going into the the back house and digging them out of a pile of crap and being like if your kid can have these, if they want them, they'll never be worth anything. I don't want them. I'll never use them. And, and I just, I cannot for the life of me remember who that human being was, but I gave them thousands and thousands and looking back on it now, I so desperately wanted them when I started collecting again. And I really regret that.

I really regret giving up my entire childhood Because I think I was probably really drunk. I like that. That's the version of person you become when you're drunk. They're just generous Yeah, no, I guess so that's that's a tough situation because even if you knew who it was It's still not easy to get the back. No, I wouldn't I Wouldn't try to get him back, but I might check in with that person and be like hey You remember like ten years ago when I gave you all that you can't like it. Well, he appreciated You know I never heard back. You know I hope that was a good gift. You know I Feel like it almost is in a way an advantage that you don't know it's probably better

I see some 17 year old kid driving around in a fucking brand new car that he bought off all my old baseball cards What do you what do you estimate the value of them was? You know, I don't know. I would love to go back and look because there's stuff that wasn't valuable then that is now and and stuff that was valuable then that isn't valuable now. And so I really don't know what I had, but any pictures of them. No, a couple of thousand on the low end. And who knows? Like, geez, some of my 80s football cards were worth a lot

I'm like a Jerry Rice rookie back in the day. That's what I money now But yeah, I don't know. I just I really don't I Don't I stopped collecting at 17 and I hadn't looked at them since I was 17. So What about you Gavin? Have you ever misplaced anything valuable to you? Yeah, I, it's all, it's game consoles. Like I really wish I had my childhood Super Nintendo. I have that chromed, that chrome skinned original Xbox that I don't know where it is. I just, I think my parents just gave them away or like gave them to friends and stuff.

And I could just buy the same thing, but it's just like ah, that's not the same This wasn't what got me into gaming. It's a little four-year-old little chrome Xbox Well, that was a bit later, but the super intendant. Yeah, I know I just I like the idea of it being chrome being like fine You know what? I don't think I would have been an Xbox guy, but then they chromed it. Holy shit I just remember spending a lot of time with the hairdryer and that sticker to get it just right. I had a kind of a similar thing where back in the old, old, old days, Gus and I used to go to garage sales all the time.

We used to make content out of it for drunk gamers. And the thing that we were really doing was trying to buy video games, right. And old game consoles, because, you know, as we were into. And so we had so much success and I had about 13 or 14 old consoles, like a TurboGrafx-16, a bunch of a bunch of fun old stuff, Sega Saturn, Sega CD, and that we had collected over the years and I didn't have anywhere to put them. So I put them up in the attic in the first house that I owned when we lived there together. And then after I sold the house and moved, I realized about

like two weeks after I'd moved I never cleaned out the attic I have all those consoles up there, and I thought I'm Definitely not gonna go bug the new owner to crawl up there and get him So I guess I don't collect consoles anymore, and I haven't since I was like if I don't want it badly enough to go do That go have that inconvenience. I guess I just don't want that shit anymore and I should stop buying it. So I did. That's kind of heisted. Like like Andrew with the Chinese food menus. Yeah. Sneak in, get your stuff.

Bit harder when it's on the inside there. Yeah. But technically, that would just be trespass, right? Or breaking in a ring. It wouldn't be actual burglary. Well, I sold the house to her and everything in it. So like if I went in and started pulling out the oven, that wouldn't be actual burglary. Well, I sold the house to her and everything in it. So like if I went in and started pulling out the oven that wouldn't be cool either. You know, like I decided after the fact I wanted this oven. I think she, the lady owned them at that point. I have an exciting thing to reveal

relating to our movie league. I teased it in the past that we have a trophy for first place. I currently have a relic past that we have a trophy for first place. I currently have. Oh, hell yeah. A relic, a symbol of victory. There are many things we could have went with. I think this there's no greater than this. I currently have it in my possession. The trophy of our movie league is none other than a rare collectible, sealed copy of VHS Mouse Hunt.

9.4 graded, A++ seal quality. Phenomenal. Andrew, that's gorgeous. It's beautiful. We have a little bit of a history of the film. As I was the past winner, I'm currently holding it. But whoever wins gets the mouse hunt. And that one didn't get stolen from your doorstep.

It didn't know that one made it. That's great. Thank heaven to be it was so cool. Yeah. It's got the picture of them in the mousetraps on the back. And he says it on his lip. Amazing. I think it's the only one out there.

I don't think there are any other graded mouse hunts on VHS. Wow. One of one one of one. And speaking of the movie league, I've already had my first disappointment. I thought I had the steel of the fucking draft with fight or flight, and it made two million dollars total. I never saw it advertised once. Yeah, I don't think it was really. I thought it was I got sucked in.

I think I thought the premise was so fun. It's already out of theaters. I think it's not tracking. I realized it was in trouble when it opened in like eighth place and clown in a cornfield opened on the same weekend and was in sixth. It's worse than Clown in a Cornfield. Which I'm so fucking sick of, by the way. I was so convinced that I owned it that the algorithm also thought I owned it.

So I keep getting ads for it. I'm getting push notifications that I should go see Clown in a Cornfield. I should go buy tickets. It's so annoying. Do you know go see Clown in a cornfield. I should go buy tickets. It's so annoying. Do you know who directed Clown in a cornfield? I found out later. Who you like? Craig.

Oh, Tucker and Dale guy, right? Yeah, but he's a nepo baby. Do you know who his mother is? Craig. Craig. It's not not saying less than hope. Okay. No, Sally Field.

Oh, yeah. Sally Field's son made a clown in a cornfield. What could have been Daniel Craig's son? Could have been Daniel Craig's son. Yeah, they should do a DNA test. Maybe find a check of eternity. I like the idea of like 23 and me, but just for nepotism in Hollywood, you can see all of the celebrities you're kind of related to. Well, just like a big branching line of death.

I'm two percent, two percent Coppola. This is great. Oh, man. Speaking of films, I was looking at the AFI. That's like the definitive list, right? The AFI list of the top 100 films of all time recently. Just just out of curiosity to see how many I had never seen, like how many I didn't recognize. And that got me thinking, I know we have a lot of movies to watch and a lot of TV shows and a lot of a lot of watch along stuff.

I'm not trying to add onto it. But I wonder if we all marked off every movie we've seen on the list and overlaid the list together how many movies Collectively none of us have seen oh, that's interesting like how many movies are on the 100 list that none of us have seen I think that it might be a lot because there was a bunch of movies I've never heard of on there, but it might be very a very small list. I don't know Cosmopolitan on the list right not that I'm aware A very small list. I don't know Cosmopolous isn't on the list right not that I'm aware. Okay good There there's a list You can mark off the ones that you've seen and then download a PDF with that link that I just oh

Great amazing. Yeah, I'll look I'll look into that the one that we're looking at is AFIs 100 years 100 movies 10th anniversary edition though, which is older and I'm I wonder if maybe there's a more recent one I mean that seems like it might be it so but it's like, you know, I've never seen a lot of these haven't seen oh God, I'm trying to look at one. I have actually I've seen all these I've never seen the general 1926 Wow, I've never seen Sullivan's travels. I've never seen duck soup. I know what it is. I've never seen it I've never seen the 1975 film Nashville. I feel like I don't feel like cabaret needs to be on this list Number 99 is Toy Story. I've seen it. I've seen that yeah, no I know I

Right Gavin. I've both it. I've seen that. Yeah, no, I know. I think right now that I've both seen that one. So you can call. I just want to bother with it. Oh, let's mark that. Let's mark the list right now. That'd be boring for the audience. Never mind. Yes. Yes. Yes, it would. It would be fun for us and boring for the audience. Yeah, we don't want to do that. No, I saw really it. Cosmopolis is the Francis Ford Coppola movie, right?

And that's his most recent one. Megalopolis. Megalopolis. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess he doesn't want people to see that outside of a theater. Like he's very strict about that. So you can't get it on VOD like at all. There's no like physical copies of it. He's only doing screenings that he's like personally doing.

And the other way to currently watch it is I guess they had a deal with American Airlines for playing it on flights. So those are the only two ways in which you can currently watch it is either a screening hosted by him or on American Airlines. Yeah. On your phone on a two and a half hour flight to Denver. Yeah, absolutely. It's great.

Yeah. Like what's the reasoning for theaters only? Like he doesn't want tiny screens and then he wants it on a plane? Yeah, I guess I don't know if it was like a distributor deal. Yeah, if I had to guess it was probably they financed some portion of it through him, whatever. There was some deal so they get the first crack at it. And so there was some time thing where he had to put it on there. But I think that there's like mixed media stuff in this movie. I haven't seen it. But I think there's like a section of the movie where somebody comes and like acts something out in like in front of the people. And I think that's important to him.

Yeah. Well, and the flight attendants have to do it now. Yeah, you have to sync it up the flight attendants have to do it now You have to sync it up, so they only have to do it once though. I I've heard nothing good about that film. I really want to see it. Well. It was in the theater for a while Yeah, I just I didn't I really want to see it in a way that Francis Ford Coppola doesn't want me to Completely self-funded to right like did he spend 300 million of his own he spent so much his own money. I think he sold like an Italian winery he owned to fund it. Like it's.

Whoa. So it's the first thing to go. Sell off the vineyards. He's going to sell two, but he forgot one. It's like, where is it? I don't remember. I don't remember where it is. I need my deed.

Isn't that how Johnny Depp got into financial trouble is that he had too many video. That's what I feel like. I remember from that divorce case, he was spending like twenty thousand dollars a month on wine just to drink. Oh, that's that's like I'm looking I'm crunching the numbers. That's a little high. I like Gavin's idea more. Let's say that that's what happens. In a really bad habit of getting drunk and then buying the vineyard that he was at or just having too many.

Delicious, I'll take it. The whole place. I just couldn't imagine being so wealthy that you owned so many vineyards you didn't realize. I was I was wrong. I'm sorry. Johnny Depp spent thirty thousand dollars a month on liquor expenses, but his wine bill surged by four hundred and thirty three percent by the end of his marriage. God damn. Yeah. Wow. According to IMDb. Huh?

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Have you ever seen a toilet with that you look at it? Let me zoom in So it looks like boy, I hope that's from a hand. Is that rust? What is that? It's just a it's just an area of wear that appears on a lot of toilets. It's just like the enamel wore away or the paint. Yeah, the paint has worn down

in a very specific area. Is it the hand picking up and dropping it or is it somebody's ball? Dude, I hope it's somebody's hand reaching between their legs to wipe their ass and not a cock and ball slapping the same spot. It turns out it's not the residue from multiple cock and balls smearing across it.

Apparently it's from women's rings. Oh, here's another thing about that toilet that I find odd There where's the rest of the toilet? It's on tell ya tell them Jeff. Oh, yeah. It's just a toilet seat on stairs That's an you try to use that mean that's you that's an instant mess Use the toilet right there right now well We don't pee in the toilet. Use the toilet right there right now. Where? Maybe it's like a portable seat to use the bathroom anywhere you need. Yeah.

Oh, you bring it along with you. Yeah. You take a shit right there on the stairs. It's like it makes it taller. It's like one of those stadium chairs you take to a Little League game. Yeah. You get an Academy. Oh yeah.

Yep. Yep. Yep. I only assumed it was women. The men, men don't wipe from the front, right? I don't know. No, no, no. You'd be wiping up towards your balls. No. I was getting down there wiping my balls.

I looked at that and I thought, I don't think I've ever put my hand down the front. No. Yeah. But there's no room with all your business up there. Yeah dude, honestly, we gotta shower the other way and we gotta try wiping like this. We gotta change it up a little bit. Yeah, Gavin's a back shower front wiper. I'm just worried if I was going underneath like that and I'm trying to get to the anus,

I'm gonna have like knuckles in the water. Knuckles in the water. Is that a song that Van Halen sing that? Am I good? Yeah, you're fine. Yeah, man, you're OK. It's called running with the devil. Oh, yeah, I guess the rings are dirty. Yeah, I think rings are super dirty, aren't they?

Isn't that a thing where like you don't realize how dirty it is like phones. I don't think that's dirt. I think that's where no I know, but it's still been scraping a toilet public toilet seat. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so the ring is dirty with the paint from the toilet Yeah, yeah, I have some toilet enamel once again. Where is the word you take this photo? I didn't take it It's on reddit Just have a toilet seat on a bed Where did you take this photo? I didn't take it. It was on Reddit. Oh, okay. I don't just have a toilet seat on a bed. He went into a women's bathroom, he took a toilet seat off, he put it on his stairs, he sent you the photo. What's the problem?

You know what you can do? You can put a mirror behind that and you can shave in it. Oh, that's true. Shaving in a toilet reflection? Yeah. My outdoor mirror, by the way, completely useless now. Something happened over the winter. It's just all fogged up I can't even I can't even see myself What are you gonna do? Break another mirror, baby. Shave in the dark

You have to shave inside like a normal person. That's crazy. Maybe I can only shave on on FaceTime. You could You could go over to Chris's house and shave in the shed with him. I would do that. Okay Shit the shaving sheds on fire somebody call 9-1-1. It smells like fucking burnt hair Instantly caught a blaze due to all the beard trimmings for multiple shaves. Well, I told you where all the hair ended up, didn't I? I don't remember. I feel birds took it, right? Yeah, it's in my gutters. Stuffed my gutters with my own hair. I can really teach you.

It's keeping the birds nice and warm though, and the squirrels. Oh man. Your gutters look like if you wore a V-neck t-shirt. It's all the hair sticking out the top. Oh, man. You should your gutters look like if you wore a V-neck t-shirt. So the hair sticking out the top. Yeah, it's like my roof's chest is. Have there been any as you buy? You're in the card game, Jeff. Are there any other collectibles you're into at the moment beyond cards? Uh, yeah.

What am I into besides cards right now? What have I been buying? I know I've been buying something. I'm curious if you would. So the Canucks are changing all of the seating in the arena. OK, and they're also penny pinching. But thankfully, this is going to charity. But they're offering season ticket holders the ability to buy their old seat for $50. Would you buy a shitty stadium seat?

What? $50. That's a steal. It's practically free. 100 percent. I would. If I was if I was a season ticket holder and my seat was going on sale and it was 50 bucks, I would buy it. No hesitation. I'd buy it for 500 bucks, probably.

It was my season ticket seat. Yeah, yeah, probably will be that shipping is. I guess baseball's and baseball bats. It was my season ticket seat. Yeah, yeah probably will be that was shipping I Guess baseballs and baseball bats. I'm kind of into right now But they're fucking all of our wives sure collect stuff these days boo boo's What is going on I don't get that one until Dude, it's like sometimes the fucking the bat phone will ring and then suddenly Emily be like, I've got to go right now. And she's just out the door with one sandal on her purse, shit spilling out of it.

And she comes back two hours later with fucking three pink stuffed animals. This is the the saddest collectible thing I've seen of also the Knax once again, trying to make money however they can. Player worn shoes. 50 bucks. Oh, it's not even special. Does it fit old shoes that players have used and don't want anymore in a bucket? How can you sell used shoes? But you could like here's the thing.

If there was presentation to this, like they were in a box and it's signed by the player or whatever, that's that could be some kind of foe collector's item. That's a bucket of shoes. That's a bucket of shoes. Like I think we have from the Break Show, an autographed John Starks like like a New York Knicks shoe, but the presentation is totally different. Yes. It's also not clear what player owns what shoe like you could. Exactly. Like, it's just a disaster. It's clearly the equipment manager was going to throw all these away. And somebody is like, we could try to sell these 50 dollars. It's like that's three hundred dollars for the shoes right there.

You got to go by smell and shoe size, I guess, to figure out who they belong to. Yeah, usually when you buy stuff like that, it's not like you're rummaging for the other one through the through the rest of the things. Oh, yeah. Like if there's one, do they sell them in pairs? I wonder, like, are they tied? I have no idea. But 50 dollars having to pay a hundred dollars, if it's like 50 per shoe. Would you say they're tools of the trade?? No, I don't play in them.

But I play in a towel either. No, but they use it during the game. OK. At no point in the activity of the sport are they using shoes? Although that would be a great rule. That could be a sports improvement. Instead of like a power play, being one person has to go out and sit in the box. The team has to wear running shoes for two minutes. They have to take the skates off and put on normal shoes.

That would be fun. That would be a funny thing you could hit like halfway through the game. If somebody like, I don't know, hits a home run through a certain hole or you score a goal in a certain way in hockey. Everybody, the teams just have to swap shoes. And you just have to play like in the other first baseman shoes and he has to play in yours. That would be crazy. I don't think I would ever want to wear a used pair of shoes.

Every pair of shoes you wear is a used pair of shoes. That's a good point. Didn't you get, because you got hand-me-down clothes, did you not get hand-me-down shoes? Uh... Can we, well, let's correct the verbiage here. He didn't get hand-me-down anything, he got hand-me-up clothes.

Yeah, my younger brother's stuff they didn't want. Did you ever get hand-me-up shoes? No, I don't think I've ever got the, I don't think shoes are considered like... They're no different than clothes. They have a bit of Ming in those shoes, aren't they? Yeah, they can be. That's for sure.

But I feel like if it's within the family, it's the family Ming, so it's okay. Family Ming is Ming though, isn't it? It is, but it's okay to live in the family Ming. Yeah, but only my Ming is acceptable to me. You're specific to your Ming? Do you think that your Ming is better than other Ming's, or is it just specific, like you're only comfortable in the Ming-age of you? I just, I think I can manage my own mingage.

Pretty well. Whose ming would you be more OK with your brothers or Dan's? Oh brother. Yeah. Good choice by the way. Yeah, I don't think mingage apply mingage. How many of those shoes did you buy by the way, Andrew? Zero, but I'd buy them all. It was a bit of a bull. How many of those shoes did you buy by the way Andrew? Zero, but I'd buy them all if I could. Send them to Nick. No, he's the anti-shoe guy. Why would I do that?

Yeah, that's like shoes are his kryptonite. Dude, we had Nick screaming Nick loves MILFs the other day. He livestreamed. It was fucking crazy. Oh, is the the milfs leaked over? Yeah? Oh, yeah? Yeah? Yeah? He's just trying to get away from feet So he's screaming about how he loves milk I wonder if mil feet comm is available. I'm not gonna Google it go nuts wouldn't it be Phil? Uh-oh, it's taken by go dad. Oh, no. Yeah, sorry. It's unavailable Is it now are you saying mill feet and my LF? EET you got to do one F like mill feet. Yeah What about milf ea t It's a different thing. I think that's different. Sorry mill feet is unavailable as well. Sorry Nick

Minute we get your mill feet dot store No feet feet available as well sorry Nick I think minute we get your mill feet dot store up no feet dot feet I wouldn't be bothered by mingage in the feet what do you mean I would doesn't bother me yeah you get like yeah but my feet my feet are never clean I don't think feet are ever clean what you can get athletes foot from somebody else. That's, you know what? Great point. I'm immediately on your side. That was really quick. You're right. Yeah. You don't want that.

Yeah. That's a fair point. Why aren't your feet ever clean? Well, I mean they are clean, but you know what I mean? Like I feel like they're always dirty. They're walking around. Yeah, but- They're touching stuff. Are you barefoot? Oh, yeah, all the time. Oh, that's your problem.

I don't like socks. They're the pants of the foot. They're restrictive. Need to let him breathe, as Nick says. He likes to spread his toes out. I do. He's breathing through dirt, though, if you're barefoot. I'm breathing through dirt there if you're barefoot. I'm breathing through dirt.

Nick, is this a is this conversation getting you all hot and bothered or is that just the food? No, that's just the hot dogs. Yeah, that's just the hot dogs. Yeah, it's just the hot dogs. Nick, are you worried that you're running out of time to wear the mask? Oh, what does it may? Yeah, no. OK. Now, I will say the way he way he said oh makes me think that it's something that he totally forgot Yeah, which is good because a lot of people thought he was wearing in an episode 53

I believe or but the rule is I have to reveal it at the end of the episode. Yeah. Yes. It's true. That's true I need to get it from the other office Like I said This comes out in June. So the second watch is coming to an end Who had the second watch? Let's say it was me. I think I'm doing the fall and who had Who's the last line? Was it you Andrew? Were you the last time maybe do we share it's one bullet right we share one bullet

Yeah, I believe that's correct. Yeah, okay I'll take the end okay, it never gets to me. Oh wait wait we we each have a bullet don't we no I tried to pitch that we each get a bullet now. It's told no games only one bullet But yeah, but the watch is when you are more heightened bullet but the watch is when you are more heightened in trying to... It's your responsibility. Yeah, it's your responsibility. Now we are getting close to time which means we do need to start wrapping up. However, something we have not talked about is that Gavin has been live on our Discord

this entire time with a game that doesn't exist on his Xbox to see if it will load and so far it will not. Oh right, let me see. So how did you uncover that you have a game that what do you mean? I got I got like an empty game. Oops. Oh, well, that's it looks like 3D. Oh, 3D Ultra Mini Golf to me, buddy. See this empty. Oh.

Empty game. What was the last thing you played? 3D Ultra Mini Golf before that. See, you see what happens. I mean, he knew, he knew what you were. So you loaded in Hitman and then you loaded in 3D Ultra and there's some fictional thing in the middle. Yeah.

And it's a shortcut to the queue. Ha! Yeeeaaard. Yeah, but then when you go to like, yeah, when you press start on it, show them that, cause this is weird. Take me to the game card. I should record this shouldn't I for the Yeah Kind of late now Yeah, no kidding, but it takes me to the queue

Yeah, but what about the game go back? Okay, so it's just like a bug that Fix that immediately We just watched a bug that Fix that immediately We just watched him earlier go to manage Yeah, I went to manage and it took me to this Yeah, yeah, and then and then we said oh, we'll just leave it here And maybe it'll find it eventually like while we're doing this episode. I don't see what happened. It's the expansion. It's the DLC That's what DLC. Yeah

No It's the expansion. It's the DLC. That's what the DLC. Yeah. Yeah, it says. No, it doesn't appear that way for me, but I already had installed. So what a shortcut to a 15 year old DLC. Yeah, then you couldn't buy through the game. It pin it to your front page. Yeah, just in case you want to use it later. What a video that turned out to be. We did half also. The DLC that we downloaded for 3D Ultra Mini Golf that I don't think we ever played over to Chumahunter.

At least if we did, I don't remember it. But I'm sure some sleuth will tell me I played it 18 times. Has this cool new bug in it where sometimes the other people's balls will just become invisible. And so you don't know where they are and you just have to hope you don't hit it. And you always hit it. Boy, you always... Every time. Every fucking time.

Super frustrating. Super frustrating. Speaking of not remembering stuff, it's been a while now since it came out, but Jeff and I went back to Achievement City to do a little tour of our old builds and I'm embarrassed at how little I remember of them. I kind of remember the games, but the names of them. Jesus. I think I found like three of the pits while we were walking around.

People were like, how can they not remember that stuff? By the way, that video got 400,000 views in four days. That's pretty cool. Thank you so much for watching it. I saw somebody I'll paraphrase what I saw somebody say on the on like a YouTube comment Which was like it I'm listening to them listening to them not remember What cloud down is when it's standing right in front of them? Makes my heart hurt as it was like such an important video to me when I was a kid

but then I realized you know to them that was just a Tuesday and that's Really kind of like at the end of the day like we were cranking them out so fast and we were building them. I never watched most of those videos. Like I probably watched like the first 15 as we were finding the tone and the voice. But once once we had it, Gavin was editing them. I didn't need to watch it. I was in it. I used to export them and play them for the room and anyone who wanted to watch the whole thing could. But then we ended up just filming so much that we'd never did that again.

So the ones that I edited, I have a much better memory of, but as soon as I handed it off, oh, horrific. I'm so embarrassed. When does it cut off for the built? It probably cuts off after, after like King Gavin, maybe. Where's that? Like the timeline of a built. I could look at what episode number that was. Yeah. Maybe where is that like the timeline of a built?

I could look at what episode number that was Yeah, I say Gavin and I built probably the first 200 episodes. We really peeled off after that I built some stuff in Achievement City. I imagine it was post that probably yeah You were building stuff with Matt and Jeremy probably which by the way way better builders than us But I think it was around and I made the joke or one of us made the joke in the video that we ran out of ideas around episode 100 or 200. And people were like, but you made another 300 videos, what are you talking about? No, of course we did. We just ran out of ideas for our own little mini games. After you make a hundred and fifty of them, the well gets pretty dry. And it was the kind of thing where it's like, you know, we'd spend an hour or two filming and then I would spend a day or two editing and then it literally was, we're done with that. It's on to the next thing.

Yeah. And we never watched them after that. But it's not like it was like any, it's not like it was just any other Tuesday. It was just, it was a great Tuesday. But then there were tons of other Tuesdays. Yeah. I mean, there was a Tuesday every week. It's kind of like when I worked on the newspaper, I worked on a weekly newspaper in the army. You put the paper to bed on Wednesday, you spend Thursday to the next Wednesday, caring only about those 15 pages out of anything else in the world. It's the most important thing in the world to you. And you put everything you have into it. And then you put it out and then you erase that from your memory because you got to start over again with the next 15 pages, and there's no room in your head for the past 15 pages

You know the worry just switches to man. I hope the next thing we're doing works Yeah, it's like I got to figure out how to do this kind of circuit god damn it hearing it like how emotional people got though, and how much it meant to them was Really surprising to me like it was incredible to see what it meant to other people. It was pretty in relation to the past and the people being like, Oh, it was 10 when I watched these. It's like, God. So it's not like we didn't give a shit about the builds. It was just, it was just one after another.

So chances are you may have watched it for longer than we spent making it. Yeah. And I think that's why We don't remember all of it. If you watch the video twice, you probably remember better than I do Cuz I've made it and acted in it once and then I you know And then we were on to the next thing and we're trying to figure out how to kill chickens or whatever That was definitely a sentiment I had when I was building stuff in it is knowing how important it was to people in that being a constant thing of like they're probably never going to look at this structure from this angle, but it needs to be built in case they do,

because like this is such an important thing to people. Like it should look good. And it was funny being in a position of like working on that, but then not being in the content. And there were times where something would go wrong and I would feel like maybe we'd be thrown under the bus a little bit in a way that wasn't necessarily reflective of what happened. But then there are other times where it'd be like, Oh yeah.

Oh boy, that I fucked that up. Whoops. I think it was a version of clouds that we did that we built it all. And then we were just like randomly knocking out blocks to like make it difficult. And I had run the course and I'd done it a few times and I thought like, oh, this is way too easy. This jump is I should make this harder. I'm going to knock this block out. But then I never ran the course again and it made that side, I think, impossible.

And it didn't get confronted again until the video. And just me thinking, oh, no, I did that. I totally did that. Oh, I fucked it. It would be funny to find those clips of like, yeah, this one's deserved. And then be like, oh, no, this was bullshit. They're just absolutely. Yeah. Most of them were probably bullshit. It was just us trying to be funny.

There was one this a very brief story because they know we got to wrap up on this where we had to do a build that was under so much crunch because like the schedule got flipped around and like it had to be done at a time that wasn't anticipated and it was so much work. And I was trying to secure the map in a way that you guys couldn't just break through and leave the area. And I did like 98 percent of it.

And I left a small area open. And Gavin, of course, just naturally goes to that area. And he gets out and he does the thing that I spent like over an hour trying to prevent against just been. But I didn't know, right? I just. No, you had no clue. You just decided you wanted to fuck off and go do something else. And you happen to find the one wall that had a small gap in it.

Like it was just complete coincidence. You had no idea how absurd it was that you had failed. What you did. You're just like, I'm going through here. OK, I'm out now. Now I can just do what I want. Yeah. So if you throw like 100 cockroaches into a box, like one will find its way out. Yeah. I'm out now. Now I can just do what I want. Yeah. So if you throw like 100 cockroaches into a box like one, I will find its way out. Yeah, you are the one.

It was such a big part of when we were making builds, you know, first thing you'd come up with the idea and then you would make it and you'd be like, all right, how do we make it work? And then you get it to work and then you make sure it doesn't break every other time you use it

and you try to get it to work well. And then you go, OK, now how are the other four or five assholes going to try to destroy this and ruin it for us? And then you got to work around that. And it's like, yeah, we had a lot of like contingency chests because we would be building stuff and then be like, well, Michael's probably going to die and lose all this shit. So let's bear a chest with all of the replacements in it. So we're ready. There was probably so much secret stuff like that in in that world that nobody ever saw.

That was just like tools were like in case of emergency, you know, break block kind of stuff. And because because my memory of that stuff is also bad now, I there's no one on Earth who knows where or what everything is. No, no. It was funny, actually. I quickly watched another, I got, because we made that video, the algorithm changed to like old stuff we made. And, uh, I guess we did the tower of Jeff pretty early on, which was Jeff went and hit the tower

of pimps and you hit it in some lava on the corner. That was the surprise motherfucker, wasn't it? Yeah. When Jack jumped me and fell in. I didn't have any memory of the Tower of Gav, which was like over a hundred episodes later. And it wasn't even like, Oh, I can't remember where I've hidden it. It'll be funny when I like, when I see. I, I was able to watch the whole video with absolutely no idea of what I was doing. I hit me up on like one of the doors and then I was like, Oh my God, why'd I put it there? And then I put a bunch of traps and I was like chucking dynamite. It was like watching someone else. I had absolutely,

none of it came back to me when I saw it. I was just like, I can watch these now as though they're new to me. Yeah. Crazy. That's great. That is wild. Well, we should probably wrap it up though. Huh? Yeah. But the achievement City stuff was really cool. People really responded to it and hopefully we can do some stuff for it. We talked about just sort of kicking ideas around for doing stuff with maybe Falcons in the future that has to do with like Achievement City or whatever.

So stay tuned. We'll have, you know, I'm sure there's something out there for something because people are very, very into it, very into it. So we'll see it tonight Eric said that but to think low expectations there. We're not making new Minecraft videos I'm talking about maybe doing something with the Falcons in the future So just that's that's why you want to be on the patreon. That's the important part patreon.com slash the regulation pod I will say it was a I was blown away by how

Nostalgic I felt for it and it was like I think I might have said it in the video But it made my heart smile. I was really Walking around it and trying to remember stuff I it was like there was a very beautiful point in my life when Gavin and I were living together In the temporary house and we were spending all weekend laughing and drinking and playing Mario playing Minecraft building these things. And for like 45 minutes we were on the same sofa in 2011 in that house again. And that just felt like I never thought I would feel that again. It was fucking awesome. And I think what surprised me was the audience

felt the same. People were like, wow, I'm 15 again. I've just come home from school. It's like, oh, it does it for everyone. It was it was actually like the closest thing to a time machine of like feelings, a vibe that I've ever felt. I've also as much as I spent my career in Halo and have worked with Red vs. Blue and all that, it was a different feeling going into that place.

It felt real and alive in a way. And it was like visiting a real like, I don't know, it was like going back. It was like going back to my high school, you know, it felt very intensely real in a way I didn't expect a video game to feel. And I liked that it was an actual version too. It wasn't just like a recreation that was very well done. It was the an actual snapshot to the point where we stumbled across a bunch of redstone switches on the ground. And I guess Ray had put those down like 13 or 12 years earlier and the payoff to us finding

them was in 2025. I just love that aspect of it. We're just like, what's this? And I was like, I don't know. And there's frogs now apparently. And there's frogs now, apparently. And it's frogs. All right. Well, I guess that'll do it then. Andrew's going to take us out. He's got a very special message for you as we as we in the episode. My special message is to make sure that you have yourself a wonderful day. And thank you so much for listening to this episode of the regulation podcast.

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