F**kface - Cosmic Crisp Review - Official Regulation Season 2 Supplemental Episode 1

Episode Date: November 13, 2021

Join Geoff, Gavin, Producer Eric, and Sound Engineer Nick as they taste test the Cosmic Crisp apple! Andrew is also here but he did not taste test the apple and believes this is all a prank being pulled on him. It's not, it's a Cosmic Crisp apple tasting and it's real. Is it a good? How'd they like them apples? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It is important. Eric wants you to know this is not a half episode. This is supplemental episode one of season two of F*** Face. As it appears between episode 67 and episode 77. Can I instead have it? My name is Jeff Ramsey, and I am one of three hosts in this supplemental podcast. What's that percentage? Gavin Free, you are also a host, as is Andrew Panton, who could not be here physically because he lives in Canada, and for him to go anywhere, it takes 17 days.

And that's not pandemic related. That's just his issues. anywhere it takes 17 days uh and that's not pandemic related that's just his issues uh also we have nick and eric uh sound engineer extraordinaire and producer today we will be exploring the flavors of the new cosmic crisp apple just came out yesterday november 8th 2021 brand new apple dropped hit the streets everybody's talking about it. Now we're gonna taste it. Hello, guys. I've learned... This is the... This feels like the first time that we've

tested out all of us doing this podcast in a room, but Andrew's not here, and I've learned three things already. Jeff is all about his arms when he's talking. Eric facepalms a lot, and Andrew doesn't get a word in it. I mean, it's not. It's just this

is I don't know why we're doing this to be fair. I don't know what you're doing. This is my fault. I wasn't listening when this was agreed upon. I don't really know what this is. I don't know why we're doing it. It's all about this is. But I don't know why are we doing this outside of an episode mean? It's all about- And this is okay for you!

Why are we doing this outside of an episode? Why would we do it in an episode? Because we're trying to be timely. Because we want to hit when the apples hit, man. Apples are hot right now. We're never timely. We've never been timely. First time for everything. This is also the first time we've ever been here and ready to go for a worldwide global apple drop! This shit doesn't happen all the time, man! I'm aware, and we is a strong word.

We is a strong word for this. For this apple experience. You had more than a week to figure out how to get an apple in your hand. It's true. I couldn't get one! What are you fuckin'- I can't grow a tree in a week! What are you talking- I'm sorry-

We didn't grow trees, dude! We didn't- Eric didn't say, alright, everybody go home and grow a fuckin' apple tree! No! Oh, no, you know home and grow a fucking apple tree! No! Oh, not apples on the internet! He posts them to a link with more online stores for the US! You're the fucking apple guy! You should have apples coming out of your ears, dude! Come on! I even suggested get a Honeycrisp and an Enterprise and Frankenstein and Apple together.

Even that wasn't possible for Andrew. Listen, I tried. I looked everywhere. I even tried to buy a fucking Enterprise tree. Couldn't get it in time. Couldn't find one that would ship it to me. No wonder you're so obsessed with apples. Canada is the Sahara Desert of apples. There's an apple drought.

You can't get one when you see it. Everybody on the street probably stops to look at it. They're like, oh my God, it's the apple. We don't get those in Canada. They're impossible to find. You looked for an enterprise tree? You didn't just like... Well, no, I looked for the apple first.

I looked for the apple first, and the only thing I could find were trees. And I was just like, well, it'd be kind of funny if I bought a tree. I don't want to get back into... No, you don't have to. Jeff, tell me about the Cosmic Chris. Y'all got me yelling again. Okay, here we go. I was not in the yelling

phase of F*** Face anymore. Don't forget to bleep that one. Cosmic Crisp, infinite possibilities, the classically bred cross between an Enterprise and a Honeycrisp apple. Neither of those apples

are available in the country of Canada. Obviously, neither is the Cosmic Crisp. Unfortunately, 0 for 3 on good apples is Canada. It's not true. Honeycrisp is available. Not available to Andrew, apparently. Here's a couple of facts.

I have some in my fucking fridge. The Cosmic Crisp apple, well, do you have a, are you a Star Trek fan? Do you have an Enterprise, like a Star Trek Enterprise maybe you put together as a kid or something? No. Can you stick that on an apple? No. No, okay. The Cosmic Crisp apple is the remarkably delicious result of 20 years of study and research by Washington State University's world-class, according to them, tree fruit breeding program.

Cosmic Crisp R, it's a registered name, has an exceptional flavor profile. We will see about that. They've been blowing a lot of flavor profile up our ass, and we're going to see today if it holds up. They've been blowing a lot of flavor profile up our ass, and we're going to see today if it holds up. Cosmic Crisp is a one apple that is equally delicious whole, sliced, or in cooking and baking. I don't know about that. There are about 100 calories in one medium Cosmic Crisp brand apple.

I don't know how that compares to other apples, which is why Cosmic Crisp apples are a perfect snack. You guys know what the traditional calorie count of an apple is? No. Medium-sized apple? I don't either. Well, I don't understand how a sliced apple could taste different to a regular whole apple. There's a lot of words here. Oxidization, right? There's a lot of words here.

Apple rust? Yeah. What's that happen? That are just explaining apples as a concept. I'm not done. The apple has been, and I'd like to point out, we are not sponsored by the Washington Apple Commission in any way whatsoever.

We had to buy these apples with our own hard-earned apple money. Don't look. The apple has been, oh my God, don't peek, dude. We're unboxing. The apple has been highly rated for its sweet, tangy flavor.

Andrew knows a little something about that. It has exceptional storability. Andrew also knows about that. The fruit ripens in late September, is large, round, conical, with 90 to 100% of the surface covered in a rich and purple color over a green-yellow background. Since apples are mostly made up of water,

they have a low calorie density, meaning there aren't a lot of calories in apples yet. They are still filling. They're fat, sodium, and cholesterol-free. You don't have to read the back. Boom! I'm not reading the back. That's what we need to know about this. How many apples we got, Eric?

What are we going to do with them? We have... Oh, no, go ahead, Andrew. Is this real? I don't understand what kind of question that is. Wait, are we recording, you mean? No, like... Well, wait, am I recording?

Actually, that's a great question. What the fuck? I was not. I was not recording. Are you new? Or is this your first episode? No listen? I was very much caught off guard by this podcast. I wasn't paying attention the last 76 episodes Nick and I were really deep another food talk, and I'm kind of Why'd you throw Nick under the bus?

talk and I'm kind of upset that as the acting guy. Why'd you throw Nick under the bus? Well, I don't feel like I was. This is explaining what happened. We're Food Talk, we're an Apple podcast. Guys, I know we're an Apple podcast. I am the Apple guy on this Apple podcast. I disagree with that.

I don't think you can hold that title. You weren't even around for the Apple conversation over the weekend. Now, I don't want to get into that. By the way, see, this is a dangerous thing. I gotta be careful. Because the goal from the start has always been, has always been, I talk with my hand. We've performed together for a thousand

fucking years. How do you, we've done a million podcasts before this one. How do you not know I talk with my hand? We never sat next to each other. It's just under my face. I'm emphatic. We've done Off Topic together one million times. We've done the RT. I think we're doing the RT podcast together Monday, dude. I thought you weren't going to yell anymore on this podcast.

I can't help it. Okay. I don't even know what I was talking about. Are you ready? Are you ready for the Cosmic Crisp reveal? Yes. Yeah. This is Andrew You Can't See, but I'll show you a video later.

Can we get a drum roll? Oh, shit! Oh. Looks like an apple. Yeah, it looks like 100% what I thought when I opened the box and I just went, oh, these are just apples. Doesn't even look, they're not even shiny really. It's kind of a muted. I like the little foam

cutouts for the stems. It's kind of a muted apple. Sort of a flat. Like a matte apple. Like it's a matte apple, or maybe like eggshell apple. At best, it's eggshell. How's your apple, Andrew? How's it look? I don't... This is a bit. This is all a bit

to fuck with me. This is, you're doing, we're reviewing a thing I can't eat, and this whole segment is describing a thing you're not letting me see. Do you want us to... Oh oh yeah that's good that works facetime you and hey dummy look i got a box of apples oh there we go okay now i'm now i'm in now i'm back oh good hey those are some good looking apples andrews those are some i'm back in now good well i'm just looking at a discord chat by myself listening to you describe

apples let me go full screen right that's what the audience is. Yeah. What do you think the podcast is? You know it sucks to not see what is happening with this fucking discord thing Anyway, just let me go full screen. No anyway. I'm gonna let you guys select your Apple Swearing in the back go ahead and select your Apple Gavin now Andrew. Who's okay wait? Who's picking? I think we're picking an apple first? I'm going to go for 1A. Gavin, the top corner apple. Because this looks the glossiest.

It is. It's a glossy. They're all pretty glossy. This one, very matte. Yeah. Now, Andrew, I need to select an apple. And I'd like, as an apple expert, I'm a bit of an apple novice. I did just have an apple weekend.

I don't want to talk about it here because it's not official podcast content. This is supplemental content and we only talk about supplemental things. I don't want the podcast to bleed into the supplemental content. We know that. However, I'm curious, as an Apple enthusiast,

but relatively new, would you help me pick out an Apple? Do I want to go for size? Do I want to go for dark, light, sheen, matte? We could do claw game. You say left and dark light sheen we can do claw game you say left and right oh we could do claw game i i don't i don't want to help you at all to be completely honest i feel like controlled you've been trying to come for my fucking apple throne and i feel like there's clearly a bullshit apple there's two of them that i can see maybe more there's like three

bullshit in that box pick his apple and i feel for him. And I feel like you're going to grab it. Pick the apple, and then I'll pick the one you want. You're controlling my hand, Andrew. Go for it. No, I'm not controlling anything. I'm letting you pick your apple and exposing yourself as the rookie apple person that you are. All right, here's what I'm going to do. Yeah. Here's what I'm going to do.

Yeah. I'm going to close my eyes. And I want you to spin the box around. Okay. And I'm just going to grab the first apple. There's no way I can pick a bullshit apple intentionally. Nick, you're going to verify mine. I'm not even looking at you. No.'s no way I can pick a bullshit apple intentionally. Nick, you're gonna verify mine. I'm not even looking.

No, close your eyes. Your bullshit apple soul will be guided to the bad apple. Okay, we're moving it, we're moving it. Okay. I have no idea what's going on. Whenever you're ready. You just put your hand in. Okay, which one? I don't know. You're touching all of them. Great job. I'm touching two. I'm gonna touch this one. I don't know what this one is.

There you go. This is my apple. Ah, fuck! That was a good apple. You got a good one. You grabbed a good one. Way to go. Fuck. Oh, I got number 3507. What number are you? 3507. 3507. That must be the batch.

That must be the batch number. Okay, I'm gonna save- well, first I'm gonna save my... ...immediate impressions. This is a very spherical apple. Yeah. It's very nice and round. It's a tall- mine's a tall apple. Are you saving- are you putting your sticker on your wallet? I'm gonna put my sticker on my driver's license. That's fun. On your driver's license? Just so I have it in my wallet. It's protected. I know where it is. I'm gonna put mine on my green card.

Do you now do you guys do you guys that's a good idea? Do you guys spin your uh spin your uh-huh your stem out? I'm gonna do that too. Andrew is this a good one? Yeah, that's a good apple. Ooh, I'll put my eye proof. Look at how long and straight my stem is. That's a good stem. I'll put my sticker on my Blockbuster card. Now, what do you do with your apple stem, Andrew?

You throw that away, I guess? You don't save it as a memento? There was a period of time. Really didn't show Andrew. Yeah, that's great. That's so funny. Oh, man. There was a period of time in which I was eating the entirety of the apple.

Even the stem? Even the stem. The core? The core? The stem and the core, do they have nutrients? I don't know. Or are you just hardcore? No, I was hardcore, and, like, it was easier.

I didn't want to get up in the middle of class and find the garbage can, so I just eat the whole apple. My issue with apples is very little to describe it. Like, I'm sniffing it, I'm thinking it smells exactly like an apple. How tall is your apple? How do you do it? Who's got a taller apple? Oh, I don't think it's me.

You know, I think I've got the best looking apple. I have a thinner apple. My apple doesn't stand straight. It's a little on the piss. Oh, nice. Nick says that apple seeds contain arsenic. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they say. Yeah, you don't stand straight. It's a little on the piss. Oh, nice. Nick says that apple seeds contain arsenic. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they say.

Yeah, you don't eat them. Well, you don't want to eat them in large quantities. Yeah, I mean, you just said you eat the whole thing, so it's fine. I get it. He's a wonder he's alive. I will say the sticker residue, awful. Yeah, same. Look at that.

Are you seeing that? I had some sticker residue I had to spin off. Yeah. There you go. All right. Should we? Let's take a crack in. Now, do you take a vertical bite or a horizontal boy

I'm a horizontal sideways bike guy sideways bike. It's a vertical guy Wow crazy I've always gone that gallons vertical interesting Andrew. What's you have to break it break the tie? Are you are you a horizontal or a vertical bite? Oh vertical vertical? Oh? You want to up a teeth the ridge yeah, you want to go on the top exactly Yeah, all right here. We go interesting the cosmic crisp bite test. Let's do it Well, I'm definitely not gonna throw it against the room That's your bulk-span at Apple. That is that is the most apple tasting apple I've ever had. Wait, what does that mean?

What type of, are we on the more tart side? What's the texture like? It's a little tart. It's more tart than a regular red apple? Very mild. Very mild. A little sweet. It's not sweet enough. Is it tartar than an Envy?

I don't know what that is. Nick says yes. I'll say it's juicy. Nick says yes. Okay. I'll say it's juicy. It is. It's full of juice. This would make a lot of apple juice, this apple. This is just showing me that apples are just not interesting fruits. No.

I mean, it's fine. It's a good apple, but it's good. I got no issue. That is. It's a terrible tick. I don't know that this is better than a good banana. But this is a good- What are you doing? What a bite! That exploded! Oh wow.

Big bite. Okay. Okay. Oh! Oh wow. Got the full shelf. Yeah. Whoa.

You get more of the bouquet. It's voluminous. Hmm. That's a great way to describe it Gavin's got apple juice Are you okay? Well, what is that noise? Were you laughing at my shorts? It's so much juice. Yeah, it's so much juice.

It's a juicy apple. It's a very juicy apple. I don't... That's great. I don't care for it. We don't like this. It's fine. No, don't be asking questions. Yeah, Andrew, you go ahead.

Yeah, I was going to say, what type of apples do you enjoy? I like a red apple. I don't like tart in my apple. I like a lot of sweet. To me, it's a very sweet fruit. And to get the tartness, I kind of like... I don't like tart in my apple. I like a lot of sweet. To me, it's a very sweet fruit. And to get the tartness, I kind of like enjoy it. You must hate Granny Smith then. I have no idea. I would say

most people, Eric, I'm gonna guess you align with most people who would separate apples into two categories. Red and green. Right? Okay. Yeah, I feel similar. I like red. I don't like green. Yeah, I feel the same way. I like red.

I don't like green. I like green apple candy. Me too, but this is too green-tasting to be red. It's so red on the outside, but it's so green-tasting on the inside. It is greener on the inside than the red color. So, Andrew, do you feel like you're really missing out watching us eat all these apples? I'm not only missing out. I'm being pained by the most average

apple takes I've ever heard. This is clearly a clueless apple room. It's average. It takes for an average apple. Mm-hmm. I wanted to have my dick blown off by this apple.

Me too. I really thought it was going to taste like candy or be like crazy. I wanted to get a Cosmic Crisp tattoo, be like the world's biggest Cosmic Crisp stand.

It's okay. If I started making this, breeding this in 1997, and then all these years later, I said, fruits fruits of my labor and it just tasted like this apple i'd be like yeah can't do it you wasted your time yeah 20 years to get this a thing that i could just go to the store and get we already have this well now i think some of the benefits are right that it uh it keeps a long time it you know it it is very like the meaty inside is not oxidizing at all. Like at

all, at all. And they've been open for a minute. It's very big. These are big apples. I wonder if this is considered a medium-sized. I think that's what they send us is a sack of meat. I will say it's only 100 calories here. I'd hate to see a large one. I mean, that's

120? That's right. Jeff just held up his hands like the size of a pumpkin. It might be one of the biggest apples I've ever eaten. Uh-huh I skipped lunch for this I really tickled Nick. A large apple is 116. 116. Wow. That's a good snack.

What's a banana? Probably more, though, because it's dense. I'll make ours a large banana. 121. I'll say this. I will say this for the Cosmic Crisp. One of the things that's a turn off to me on apples is I find the skin to be annoying in my mouth sometimes.

Like it gets stuck around and pokey. I got no skin problems with this apple. The skin is fine. Banana guy's going to talk about texture. Fascinating. I'm not talking about texture. I'm talking about skin. I also said that it was a positive for this fucking apple.

I was complimenting this apple. You can't please him today. Well, what's the difference between texture and skin? Isn't it the same thing? Well, he was just saying about how it's feel. You know, I'm going to go deeper. I want to see if there's a gradient to the flavor. I'm going to go towards the center.

That's nice. Good. I will say, I think the middle is more tart than the top and the bottom. It's like the different flavors of a jawbreaker as you get closer to the middle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to eat some of the bottom. It's like the different flavors of a jawbreaker as you get closer to the middle. It looks delicious. Oh, that's fun. Did that help?

I don't like bananas, and I think if I had a choice between this and a banana, I'd choose a banana. That's how underwhelming this apple is. When Gavin says bog standard apple... Yeah, I feel like it's not underwhelming for an apple. This is just, when Gavin says bog standard apple. Yeah, I feel like it's not underwhelming for an apple. It's just an apple is underwhelming by default, and it's

only so good that it can be. I'll say this. I think it tastes very fresh. Tastes new. It does. It does taste new. It tastes like a new apple. It doesn't taste like it was built in the 90s. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. What are we going to do with 8 more apples? I'll take take one how

what about I'll share my the baseball bat what about scrump entrapment I have baseball bats in the back of my car do you really I do let's do I do that or what if we did oh if we slow it for the promo okay oh that's a good idea okay yeah those videos we used to do in video games called bum bait where you would put somebody in stand somebody in the corner, and then they would go up to melee them, and then you would run around from behind them and shoot them in the butt with a shotgun? Yeah, with many bars.

What if we'd Bum Baited with apples? We stuck them around the office, and then when somebody goes up to try to get them, we hit them in the back with a baseball bat. Your idea is to hit someone with a baseball bat? From behind. They'll never know who it was. Oh.

I feel like we should just see who is a scrumper by nature. See who scrumps just put them up in the trees. Scrumper by nature now because I hate you. Andrew, did you like that? I will never not be convinced that this wasn't completely designed to just fuck with me. We're in the time of possession. Yes. I'm not trying to get

on board with your interests. I'm wearing an Apple shirt today. It's true. He is wearing an Apple shirt. I appreciate.

I appreciate. Yeah. No, I appreciate the Apple content. I flew to Detroit to go to a cider mill just to immerse myself in your world.

I can't believe you're so annoyed today. I don't want to get supplemental content. I don't want to get main channel content on supplemental. But I spent a whole day giving you Apple content and you ignored it and turned your fucking

phone off, by the way. I was pretty excited about it. I liked it all. Thank you, Eric. You were on board. I appreciate it. And Gavin, you shared your sandwiches. I went pastrami. Andrew just gave me two middle fingers. I'm just going to quickly summarize what has happened here. We are reviewing I have been vocally the only person that thinks an apple is above average.

I think it's the best fruit available. We are reviewing a specific apple I cannot eat. I'm just watching a bunch of people who think apple is at best average eating my favorite fruit, and then they're gonna smash the rest of them with a fucking baseball bat. Well, what do you want us to... Get the apple! Get hold of one! I can't! I'd love to! I'd absolutely love to! You're an apple quitter! They look great!

I've got no words. This is all designed as a... This is a... I don't know. This is a prank. Okay. You're fucking with me in some way. We gotta wrap this up, right? Yeah. This says that it's great for... This is the full content. It says that it's great for fresh salad... Fresh salads and in beverages. Oh, how would it do in a pastrami sandwich?

You know, with the tartness? A nice slice? Yeah. It makes for a floral burp, I'll tell you that. I'm going to take one for lunch. It's going to be my sandwich apple. Please take pics. Okay, well, I think we should go around the room and then leave our final apple impressions. Let's do on a face scale of one to ten.

Okay. Ten being like the best apple on earth. Right. One being the worst apple on earth. Gavin, where do you rate the Cosmic Crisp based on the 75% of the apple that you've eaten thus far? What's the scale? Are we doing numbers? Are you Andrew?

What happened? Am I being pranked, Phil? I was making eye contact when I told you the fucking thing. I was looking right at you. You were looking at me. I told you what the fucking scale was and why. Let me be honest with you.

I leant back just back then when I did a little apple, but when I threw up One to ten guys Hey, hold on. How's it has an apple? How's an apple burp puke? It was just tastes like apple It was like the last bit just came back up. Yeah, I'm one to ten five six The last bit, it just came back up. One to ten. Six. Six.

And how would you rate apples in general? Six. So you think it's a bog standard apple? It's just an apple. No better or worse than any other apple you've ever eaten? I would do apples like this. Every apple is a six out of ten, including this one, except Granny Smith, which is six and a half. Eric? Not a big...

I mean, apples are fine. I don't have anything for or against them. I feel like sometimes they give me indigestion. I think they're just okay. Five. Like every other apple I've ever eaten that's red. Andrew's gonna be livid. Nick? Five. Total middle of the road. There are better apples.

There are worse apples. Okay. What's a better apple to you? And where would it rank? Envy apple. At least a seven. And then Pink Lady? Pink What's a better apple to you? And where would it rank? Envy apple, at least a seven. And then Pink Lady? Pink Lady's a good apple. About an eight.

Okay. All right. So Nick puts this three below a Pink Lady. Gavin, you put it.5 below the best apple. Yeah. Eric, you don't give a fuck about apples.

Five, it's fine. Andrew, what would you, I know you didn't get to taste it, but before I give my impressions, do you want to throw yours? Just on sight, overall experience watching us eat it, what do you think you'd give this apple? Are you asking me to hypothetically rate

what this delicious-looking apple tastes like? Based on the data set that you have in front of you. And based on this information. Okay. So just to like further pour salt in the wound, you want me to get in the space that I'm actually able to taste this delicious apple and give it a score? Yeah, I would appreciate that. Then when you get one for real

we can compare it to the real one. Then we'll see if you were right. I'm gonna give this apple glue content was pretty good. Sticker placement, pretty good. Size, packaging, solid. Nice shine on the red. Not too waxy. I'd give it an 8 out of 10.

8 out of 10. Okay. 8 out of 10. All right. The highest score. The guy just went to the half one. I would say I'm a little kinder than these guys. I think the average Apple is a 6.85, just on average.

Like a box-centered Apple is a 6.85. I would give this Apple 7.6. I think it's better than an average Apple. I enjoyed it. That's pretty high. I'm going to give it. It's not a full point higher than your average box-centered Apple, but I would say it's 0.8 higher or so. 0.85, whatever

that shakes out to be. So 7.6 is what I give this apple. So we got a 5, we got a 6, we got a 5. Andrew gave it an 8. He never even fucking tasted it. He gave it an 8. And I gave it a 7.6. Andrew, when did you start trying to get this apple?

Three weeks ago. Average score of 6.32. 6.32 is where the Honeycrisp, I'm sorry, the Cosmic Crisp sits on the Apple scale. Should we put it on the leaderboard that we've got? Yeah, we'll need to. That's the first apple

to be entered on the leaderboard. We'll have to try another one and see how, throw it up there. We've got baseball speeds and Apple scores. Pretty good. The Apple board. Let's get the Apple board

Well thanks for listening to this a podcast where we Saw podcast this was supplemental podcast content. You're right. This was just a fuck you to me is what it was We just label it a pro had the fuck you there was time. I don't know what you wanted What do you want me to do? How was time i don't know what you wanted what do you want me to do how are we i don't know oh good all right cool not this what you didn't want us to rate and review apples the day i don't know why we had no we made such a big deal about the cosmic coming out how do we not enjoy it at launch come on. You want these to sit for four days? I don't. Yeah. Yeah, you clearly do. You gave it a five.

You're like, apples are a five. They are. You're fine with it sitting. No, because they'll get brown and then it's like... That lasts for a year. If I bought you a ticket to America, would you come and eat the apple? Oh, that's an enticing offer. Wait, where?

Where? Where in America? How far am I i travel I don't have to go to fucking Texas to get this Apple theoretically I could go closer to us too far in the middle and down it's just it's it's yeah it's the furthest north I've ever been I don't know if I want to make that trip again bye Thank you for tuning in to season two's first supplemental episode of F*** Face. If you're looking to figure out where this fits on the timeline, it's right between episodes 76 and 77. This was not a half episode. But between the recordings of 77 and 78.

That is true. It was recorded. It was physically recorded between 77 and 78. Who knows when it'll be edited. After Daylight Savings. If. That's true. It was recorded, but it was physically recorded between 77 and 78. Who knows when it'll be edited. After Daylight Savings. If, that's true. Sunday was Daylight Savings. So technically it was a week and an hour less.

We fell back. Yeah. So you are one hour behind on the clock. Thanks for listening. It's the night. If you enjoyed this supplemental content and would appreciate more supplemental content, not half episodes,

but supplemental content, let us know. And as always, rate and review. Thanks for listening. Bye. What I don't what do you just stop? Hit roll again. Yeah, that's right. He can't roll again. So this is all trash. I just hit roll again.

You just told him to hit stop again. Why are you hitting stop again? You just said you couldn't roll. You said that you couldn't roll. No, I'm rolling again. I said I just rolled again, and you're like, I can't roll again. No, you said you stopped rolling and then you said you stopped again. So should we point out that we

stopped, are we recording? We stopped recording, we had about a minute of chat and then Andrew said, there will be revenge. When referring to this. Not only that, in addition to Andrew losing his mind and getting angrier in that one minute, Gavin got even dumber.

Like Gavin got extra, he was already fucking stupid in one minute. Gavin got even dumber. Like, Gavin got extra. He was already fucking stupid in this part. He got even dumber. There's so much going on in the room. There's so many distractions. Usually I'm sat in the dark in my office at home. Andrew's angry and you're stupid. What was the second stupid thing I did? When he gave you the numbers

and then it was right as we ended, what was the conversation that we had that was just like you not paying attention? It just happened again. Yeah. Is this part of Andrew's revenge? Jesus Christ. Get me out of here.

Let's go hit these with a baseball bat. Yeah. All right. I'm going to make a sandwich.