F**kface - Coupon Raccoon // Raymond SomeHair [72]
Episode Date: September 24, 2025Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about cut off Geoff, clothed lifestyle, burger coupons, paella count, hippo movie, worst in people, Destiny 2, expired BTS sauce, consequences, self haircut, power outage,... Kurt Russell Gurpler, desk problems, permenant mute state, Friendship Hall of Fame, wife best friend, accidental death holes, MindsEye, tree bodies, mummy dog, Break Show, Daddy Magic Matt Menard, Gavin's flight, Bailey's on the rocks, Santa, Garfield Kart 2, and song band names draft. Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free item in every box at HelloFresh.com/REGULATION10FM Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello and welcome
to another episode
of the Regulation Podcast
This is episode 72.
My name is Jeff Ramsey
With me as always
a giggly little Gavin Free
Eric Beddor, Nick Schwartz
and Andrew Patton
What are you laughing at, buddy?
This is something
that the audience doesn't get
to listen to every week
and that's you cutting out
immediately after starting talking
on everything.
It just sounds like,
it just sounds like,
hello!
Because I go high
with the hello.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that's funny.
Hey, real quick, I want to do a fit check.
Andrew, what are we wearing today?
Shirt, shorts, underwear.
Whoa, no solid.
Once again, two for two.
So you're really embracing this clothed lifestyle all of a sudden.
What is going on there?
You know, I'm just trying to switch it up, just seeing how it feels,
seeing if I like it, I don't dislike it.
I'm pretty indifferent to it so far, to be honest.
Age 31, just seeing what clothes feels.
Well, no, no, listen.
I don't take some clothes for a spin.
If I'm not going out of my house, then I don't think it matters.
But if I'm going out, obviously, I'm a big clothes guy.
Did you go out there?
No, it's only, it's only 908 a.m.
Oh, woke up, did some settings, talked to Nick, thought about burgers.
I've had a lot of burgers on the mine recently.
I feel like you have consistently throughout September been a higher burger count than days of the
month. It's been pretty consistent. It has been a lot of buy one get ones. There was a big
Wendy's coupon thing in the building I live in and there's a place where people can throw away
their coupons. So I become a little coupon raccoon and I go in there and I got a whole bunch of
buy one get one Wendy's burgers. So almost any time if you've noticed, I've always done two burgers
every single update. It's because I'm just rolling through those coupons. When you become the
coupon raccoon is this like like you're embracing the clothes lifestyle is this a lifestyle choice that
you typically make where you're going like i'm gonna go hunt for these coupons well here's the thing
it i get the coupon in my mailbox uh-huh so i know they're gonna go to other people when it's
most of the time at least so i evaluate i'll take a little moment i'll look at the sheet i'll see
what we're doing are we doing any good deals am i excited about any of these things and if so
do a little digging
I'll do a little coupon digging
I'll go raccoon mode
and I'll see what's going on in that bin
sometimes
what really throws me off my game
is if there's a coupon I like
that I didn't get like for a place
like I don't know if they signed up for it or what
but get my coupons going
get these burgers
flowing
I think there's only one
I'm at I think 10
burgers, nine or ten burgers? I think only one of them has been an independent non-coupon
burger. Eric just posted some raccoons drinking some Wendy's. That's me. Strawberry lemonade, baby.
Two junior baconators. And I will, I will say, I will say your last, your last burger
update at the time of this recording, which is a little before when it actually comes out.
On the 9th, you had 9 burgers.
And like, your total is 9.
And so, you know, Gavin's right.
You're pretty consistent with the data.
Oh, I got to get to that coupon room.
I got to see what's up in that bin.
Can we get a full updated burger count right now as of, I guess, 11 days in?
11 days in, 9-11 burger count.
Eric, is it 3?
Andrew, is it 9?
Nick, is it 4?
Jeff is it eight, and Gavin is, hang on, two.
All right.
That's pretty good for me.
That's pretty good for you.
I'm so impressed by you.
That's higher than I thought it would be 11 days into the month for you.
Did you see my other count?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, so Gavin, and to update everyone, Gavin's new PAE account is one.
Hell yeah, test goes finest.
I feel bad.
I've, I'm only one behind Andrew
and I haven't used a single coupon yet.
I've just been buying full-priced burgers.
Oh, the fool's move.
Got to get in that bin.
Apparently, I need to get into raccoon mode.
You got to talk to that raccoon
that ate your burrito
and go find the coupons.
He'll guide you.
Dude, I cannot imagine what that raccoon's tummy
felt like the next day.
He's looking for them coupons
to get more of those burritos.
I'll tell you what he's doing.
I wonder what raccoon
diarrhea looks like?
It's probably not that different.
I imagine it's pretty similar.
Do you think when an animal gets diarrhea,
they think that's it, they're dying?
I don't know.
Maybe it depends on the animal.
Because some animals, I think,
yeah, I was going to say,
I don't think it would notice.
I don't think it would have an awareness.
What animal has the worst diarrhea?
I'm sure you would notice.
What animal does?
I mean, I don't need to know that.
Yeah, I also don't want to know that.
I want to know.
I don't know. I'm not going to look at it.
I just want to know.
Okay.
Hippos
Oh, that makes sense
That reads
Oh dear
Hippos are often cited
As having some of the most notable diarrhea
Due to combination of large volume
Frequent occurrences
And a unique territorial behavior
Known as muck spreading
Oh yeah, that's why they'd like
Whip their tails over the aides
And flick shit a little over them
Yeah
Do you know about that at zoos
Where they have signs that are like
Don't get too close
You will get sprayed
Yeah
No
I didn't work
at the zoo that's awesome though oh muck spreading i don't think there's any taking care of a hippo
in your home movie like there's a phase where i want to say it was disney but also oh eric just
posted the splatter zone splatter zone sign looks terrifying it is uh a hippo flinging that tail
launching shit everywhere isn't it your most famous commercial about a hippo in a house
it is like a laundry hippo or something totally is it's one of the the top uh
Homloat commercials.
Yeah, it's a home loan.
Yeah, it's a debt collecting hippo.
Yeah.
But I just was thinking about there's like movies where people live with lions and there's
monkey movies or they got to take care of the monkey.
I don't think there's a hippo movie.
I don't think there's ever been a, oh, this family has to raise a hippo all of a sudden.
Because I was just thinking about the mucking.
That'd be real inconvenient if you had to deal with that in your own home.
Was there Ace Ventura in a rhino or a hippo?
Rino, I think.
How's a rhino?
Haven't seen it, but I'll declare that.
I feel like what was a rhino.
I don't know that we need to see any of these,
but there are a few hippo-centric movies out there.
Like what?
Cugo the Hippo, an animated film from 1975.
The British horror film titled Hippopotamus from 2018
and a horror film in production called Hungry
about a hippo attacking tourists.
Not what I was looking for.
I want to like a Disney family channel type film
of this family.
Like we bought a zoo,
but we bought a hippo
and we didn't mean to.
Like the dad thought
a hippo was a type of boat
and he bought it
and then ends up with a hippo
and they have to take care of it
and somehow it brings the family together.
One of those.
Or Airbud with a hippo
would be fucking awesome.
Just the hippo on the field
with all the kids playing football?
Yeah, I guess there aren't a lot
of live action hippo actors and actresses.
Do you think that should be the one
animal movie of the year that stars a real hippo?
I think it has to be in the running
because the market is so underserved.
I think we got to see
if the hippo market comes out.
We got to find the Bart the Bear of hippos.
Henry the hippo type
situation. What about hippo
and the hendisons? Hippo and the
Henders? A crossover?
Harry and the hippos.
He has to move in with a family
full of hippopotamuses and integrate
there. Oh, perfect.
The movie just starts
with John Lithgow telling him to do one.
And then he goes off into the woods
and he walks for two days and then he gets befriended
by the John Lithgow of hippos
who brings him into his hippo community
and it basically starts all over again.
Are there, this is a pivot,
but are there any environments
that you find regularly bring out
the worst than people?
Like Costco, I feel like someone.
Battlefield? Have you been playing a lot of battlefield or just?
No, I mean like the battlefield.
Oh, the environment.
Oh, the environment.
in the battlefield.
Like when everyone starts
killing everyone?
Yeah, all the murder and stuff.
Yeah, and then like Darth Vader shows up
and it's...
The fog of war and then you just
like a fucking friendly fire lifting, right?
And you don't know who you're shooting, yeah.
I feel like any hot environment.
Oh, hot brings out the worst.
The luggage carousel
at an airport.
Ooh, this might be a draft.
Another way that I'm phrasing it.
Oh, very interesting.
You know when the entire family
stands in front of
the ramp where the luggage comes down
and they stand with their shins against
the machine there.
What are they doing?
What are they getting out of that?
I think they're bags?
No, because I don't think they're getting their bags faster.
I think they just love getting in the way.
I think they just have a good time
being in the way.
Yeah.
I don't think they have enough
realization to understand that they're in the way.
I don't think the universe extends past
their own bubble in that way.
way you know yeah i think they just like it's like point a to point b it's like it's like a a fly
that sees food you're like that that's where my bag is i go there there's no perception that other
people could be inconvenienced by your actions because they don't exist within your bubble of
you in your bags i have encountered a unique frustration in which i had been playing a little bit of
destiny too i went back to it and i'm playing with friends and we haven't played in a while
and any time I play with somebody
we'll start playing. There's recently
a new expansion. We'll start playing
and then like two missions in
they'll ask for me to take them to the tower
to put their stuff in the vault
and it infuriates me
because they haven't played this game in two years
there's an expansion all the
leveling is different. Everything has changed
but people just don't want to throw away stuff
even virtually. So I have to
then leave our mission and then head
two, like it's a three minute process at least. It's infuriating. It has, every person I've played with has
had this thing where when I loaded in, I just deleted everything in my possession because I was like,
I'm not going to need this. I'm getting new gear. But they are like, oh, I got to, I, you know,
this stuff was important at one point. And it's like, what are you saying? You haven't played in two years.
You don't know any of the stuff you currently have, but you're making me take you to a place to throw it in a
where you will then not think about it
ever again. It has no real
value, and it has driven me
crazy. What if it was a one-off
seasonal hat
or something? And like no one's
wearing it. Is it cosmetic or is it like their
copy of Gala Horn that they're holding
on to for some reason? It is
some random purple weapon
that is in their secondary
slot that was
filling up space, that they need space to
get the new gear, but they don't want to let
go of the old gear. And it
just drives me nuts, because I know it doesn't actually matter to them in any actual way.
There's no real loss here. You're going to get new stuff that you like more almost instantly,
but we're having to go through this process of you putting a thing into a box that you will then
never reopen the box for. There's no scenario. Do they get the hang of it after a little bit of time
where they realize that themselves and they stop doing it, or is it a consistent thing?
once they that's such an interesting point once they deposit all of the stuff that they used to have
they then never asked to do it again they just start throwing away stuff as it comes it
i think because they see it and evaluate where they just assume that because they didn't clean out
their inventory last time they played that these are important weapons yeah it's just frustrating
is is there still a such thing as light level in destiny yes that is like they reset it
They changed the whole system for it.
So what would a current light level be?
Now that is a thing I don't know because I'm approaching this reentry of my destiny experience
in a completely different way where before I was so hooked on like getting the highest light
and going through that grind.
Now it's just like I pop in and I do the narrative stuff I care about and then I'll maybe
just play like a round or two.
I'm not chasing light.
So I think I'm like light 1.30 or something, but I think it goes significantly higher.
Okay. Interesting.
I have no clue what the peak is, but.
So you're saying you could happily hop into Destiny 1 and then just delete everything.
That I'm currently holding, yeah.
Can you play Destiny 1 still?
I can. Let me rephrase that.
If Destiny 1 put out a new expansion, where it brought all new.
loot and the light system was changing, then yeah.
So you would like delete your gallo horn and stuff?
Well, the gallo horn you can just retrieve later.
I'm not saying exotics. These aren't people that have like 16 exotics in each slot.
It's random purple weapons that they just were like, I like that pistol.
You'll find a new pistol.
I'm with Andrew because I haven't played destiny in a very long time, but I played one and two
for an appreciable amount of time.
And if there's one thing that rings true to me about that
that game. It's that the second DLC comes out, everything you have is useless. And then it's all
replaced immediately. As somebody who enjoys collecting in the real world, I actually enjoy the process
of getting rid of my stuff in that game. It is like a healthy reminder to me that I can just let
this stuff go. It is fine. I feel the same way. I feel that way about Borderlands also,
where I want to collect as much as possible. Like, I want to get all these things in the
my backpacks full, and then I get rid of all that stuff, and it's a very cathartic feeling.
I, like, it's the only place where I experience that is, like, these looter games.
How crazy. I never thought about that. You, like, nailed it.
You should try it in your garage. It's awesome.
If you collected a bunch of Pokemon cards, Andrew, would you be fine burning them all now?
I don't think I'd want to burn those, but I wouldn't also, let's say, like, there's a new set, right?
a new we're at we're at the card shop there's a new set and i have a binder full of old cards i'm
not going to ask them to drive me back home so i could get a new binder i would find a way i would
get rid of some stuff if i need to it's okay the collection that gavin's talking about here is
Pokemon cards or whatever, which is maybe
not something that you've
breached into very much. But can I ask
if someone wanted, would
you feel comfortable getting rid of all your McDonald's
sauces? Oh, absolutely.
Yeah. Oh, man.
Am I, have regret about that?
I've got a giant
bag of expired
BTS sauce in my closet
that I need to get rid of, but it's just
such a fucking headache.
But what did you think was going to happen?
Well, it was, you know, it's one of those things
where it's a funny thing to do at the time
and then there are consequences later
and now I'm at the consequences later part.
Listen, don't start asking him to think
about consequences as shit he does, man.
That's not how this works.
It made sense in the moment.
Speaking of consequences,
I tried to do a new thing.
Ooh.
I did a new thing.
I would not recommend it.
And there were consequences?
There are consequences to the new thing.
There are immediate consequences.
consequences I was aware of as a distinct possibility but I was thinking about things
that I've never done and let's say by like the end of my life I feel like it'd be like
oh that's kind of cool that I did that at least once uh kind of went a little outside of the
park because it's not just a a thing of like oh this would be kind of cool it was like you
know what this is bothering me today let me just let me see what I could do let's get in the lab a little
bit and figure it out. I
for the first time ever
had a neck. I'm curious.
If it, no, not an egg.
Cut my own hair. I attempted
a haircut.
I would never do
that in a million years. That's so brave
of you. You're married
to a hairstylist. So Andrew
you
are, you cut your own hair, but you
started all this by saying
that it was consequences related.
In what way was
consequences related?
Well, they're not good.
It didn't turn out good.
This was
not great.
Are we talking scissors?
Are we talking?
Oh, we're talking scissors, but we're talking
like not hairstyle.
I assume they have their own
scissor.
This was a
this was like
craft
scissor.
Come on.
You're using like
orange handled, like
normal ass scissors.
Oh, I mean, I don't know if they were orange, but yeah, they were like normal scissor.
It was a normal scissors situation.
Did they have like dregs of sticky tape goo on them and stuff?
No, they were clean.
There's a little bit of glitter glue on it still.
So I just washed my hair.
My hair has been long and it was just really annoying me having it on my shoulders.
So I was like, you know what?
I'm just going to, I'm going to deal with this.
Worst case scenario, it turns out poorly.
And I'll figure that out later
Second case
I mean I don't really
I don't see my hair
Most of the time unless I'm looking at my reflection
I can live in a world where it's fine
If I need to
I'm not confronted by the mistake
So I didn't
I guess I you know what
Now I think about it
Probably should have watched a video
Or something
On how to do it
So what was your plan
Grab it and go
Yeah, that was, it was my, so I, I, holy shit.
I like, ponytailed as much as I could, and then just cut across the side.
And then just did that in a few different places.
Across the side.
Well, you know, cutting, like, right to left.
Like, I lifted it up, and then I went right to left.
Okay.
You're thinking that I went, like, diagonal on my head, like, it's a chess piece.
That, that wasn't the move.
I, I balled up the long hair.
No, I didn't think you bishoped your hair.
Yeah, now describe how you cut it in chess moves.
Now, would you say you rooked it?
I would say that I did a two pond forward entry on the lifting of the back of it.
And then maybe I knighted from right to left.
Interesting.
So there's a little bit of a turn in there.
All right.
Yeah.
So I did that and it felt better immediately.
I enjoyed the likeness of it.
A bowl cut.
I could have gone bowl cut.
style. It's very, it's, so the issue is, it's completely uneven. It's crazy. I've never had hair,
like, oh, because I've always had a cut by somebody who knew what they were doing. I will, it's
short, and then I will, like, put my hand through it, and there's just, like, a long strand.
So I'm going to, I'm going to buzz a lot of it, is my plan. I'm just going to start over.
I'm just going to do a clean, I'm going to wipe it, I'm going to reset, and just razor it.
Surely just having someone that you're with attempt it would have been better than you doing it.
Absolutely.
Undeniably.
I was just living in the moment a little bit.
I was like, you know what?
This has been bothering me for a while.
Let's just deal with this.
Let's just cut it.
And you might have found out that you're a natural at it.
Definitely not a natural, but we tried something new.
Yeah.
And I was happy about it.
Nothing wrong with that.
Did you do it in the mirror?
No.
No.
You didn't use a mirror?
No.
Why did you laugh at him for?
asking that. Because I feel like I've been clear that this was not well thought out or planned in any capacity.
I didn't watch a guide on it. I mean, I feel like even the least prepared person would probably do it in the
bathroom in front of a mirror. I can't even shave without a mirror. Uh, are you now going to hunt down
that poor old man that retired to escape you to get your hair cut by him again? No, I mean, I got a guy.
I got a guy I like. I just, I haven't been able to make an appointment recently.
and it was bothering me in that moment
and I was like, you know what, let's try it.
Let's just see what happens.
It's hair, it'll grow back.
I would love to make a video where
when we all put our own hair
without using a mirror,
what does it even work?
I told you how it works.
It's real easy.
You bundle the hair at the back
and then you unite it right to left.
And then you do that a few times
and then you do it in the front
and then you're uneven baby
you're looking crazy
looking more like a bishop cut
if you had to name it
like if you had to name your
haircut
what do you think you would name it
my initial instinct is
quicksand
Mick Jacket
Mick Jagged I like Mick Jagged
there's not like a style necessarily
to it it's just it's more
it'll be short short short short
and then a random strand
of like long hair
not in the sense of like
it's visibly long
but like I can feel the singular hair
that's way longer than all the other hairs
that was not cut
how about you call it the Raymond some hair
oh the Raymond some hair
that's
that's phenomenal
oh my God
holy shireman some hair
if I cut my hair
that's my new alter you go for it
Oh, Christ.
So I wouldn't recommend it.
I would advise against it.
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What does it mean if my GoXLR is flashing?
I don't know. I spilled lemonade on mine, so it flashes all the time.
So you, you the other week, somehow destroyed every single thing that you had on your desk with a drink.
There is a lightning storm?
and a power outage, and it just caused complete chaos.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
All right, well, let's get on.
So it was a lightning storm and a power outage,
and you spilled lemonade all over everything.
No, the storm did it.
Well, the storm alerted.
Okay.
It's the weirdest power outage I've ever experienced
where half the things in my room turned off
and the other half were unfaced.
So I didn't know what was going on.
Well, did the things that turn off
have lemonade all over them?
No. That didn't happen yet.
That was later.
Did you trip a breaker or did you actually lose power?
A lost power.
It was a crazy thunder, lightning.
It was very loud.
The thunder was shaking the building.
Lightning was going off.
And then everything turned off except my shitty Mac that is so slow.
It's like it's so slow.
It couldn't even catch up.
Like it wasn't aware.
It was in its own world.
Maybe the power outage just hadn't made its way to the slow Mac yet.
I think so.
I think it was like slowly climbing.
up the line but then it sorted itself out by the time it got there but yeah it uh i was uh very
confused it was loud i was spooked i went to move something i knocked over uh a lemonade and it
went on my go xLR which sucks and so i had to order a whole other thing it's been an annoyance
but we're here we're recording a podcast with raymond some hair and i need to go to the coupon
in later because I need a burger today.
I need to get above those numbers.
I can't live with this nine.
We gotta hit double digits today.
I have another thing in my notes that I want to talk about.
I keep forgetting about.
It's not significant.
I want to update this.
We talked about this weeks ago.
Eric on a stream, and let me just open with,
I don't want to get hopes up.
This is a no-go.
But Eric on a stream jokingly said we should send Kurt Russell a Gerpler.
I did the recal on that, tried to make that happen.
I figured out who his manager was, got an email, sent an email, offering to send a prized Gerpler cup.
Did not get a reply.
Oh, no.
So that door's closed.
Oh, bummer.
It's really that, who could, I mean, it doesn't sound closed until you get a no.
It sounds to me like maybe they just didn't check to see if any of it was other.
the door yet. Maybe it's unread. Kevin Donovan would say otherwise.
Right. Well, let's not throw names out there. Bleep that.
We can't throw out the name of the director of the tuxedo
Kevin Donovan. Oh, okay. I thought you were saying the manager's name.
No. Believe it or not, I don't remember the tuxedo director's name.
Kevin Donovan. Oh, Eric just posted, Kurt Russell with a bunch of cups. He would love a
Gerpler. Yeah, imagine it's that because he's holding what, like, eight coffees. He's got so many
coffees in his hands in this image.
Imagine instead of that many
coffees, he only has to hold like two big
cups. Here's the thing.
Kurt Russell, a man known for holding
drinks, like this entire bottle
of wine, he could put probably
most, if not all of that, into
one gurpler, and then he's got it
to go. So, Kurt,
reach out. Let us know.
Get your gurp on.
Yeah. Just don't put
lemonade in them. And if you're
recording stuff, keep it far away.
Did you put lemonade in a Gerpler?
No, I didn't, but it would be bad if I did.
I thought about it, I considered it.
Probably would have been better if you did.
You know what, actually, yeah, probably wouldn't have knocked over.
You're right.
Yeah, probably wouldn't have spilled something to think about.
The problem is with my desk is everything's uneven.
I got a bunch of uneven parts on my desk.
Hey, Gavin, what do you think the other problems with his desk are?
I just, I still don't understand how you spill water all over your mixer,
and then you were still using it.
then it just seemed to like hard turn off forever it so what happened was because we were about
to do recording yeah and everything was sort of okay wasn't the best but of sort of okay and then we
went to actually do the recording part and it muted all of my channels permanently on it and
I could not turn them off something with the liquid and the wiring activated the mute button
like the literal mute button maybe theoretically I guess I could go in
and try to unmute
I did try that at the time
I haven't plugged it in in a few days
maybe it's dried more
it didn't seem like you tried much of the time
because one second you were talking to us
and then you were silent for about 15 seconds
and then you said we're gonna have to reschedule by
okay well here's the thing
actually you brought up another point
as to we had a meeting before that
and during the meeting it would just randomly do that
and then I would be able to unmute it by the time
that I needed to say something.
I was just able to get it to work.
And then it just fully locked in
in a permanent mute state
across my channels.
So I couldn't talk on it.
Permanent mute state.
It was a permanent mute state.
It was Gavin when he was three or whatever.
More like five.
That's a deep cut.
That's a deep cut.
That's very funny.
Five to six, probably.
Like the entirety of five to six.
Yeah.
Someone spilled a drink on me
that I didn't say anything for two years.
We had the NFL come back recently.
We're in week two.
We're about to start week two.
I was watching the game.
And Rich Eyes and said...
The game?
What is it?
I was watching The game.
Which game?
Friday's game.
Okay.
You made it sound like the NFL was one game.
No, no.
It was one game that day.
So it was the game of that day.
It was the Friday game, I believe,
the YouTube game with Mr. Beast.
Mr. Over Under himself.
But Rich Eisen was on the call with Kurt Warner.
And he said something that I think is so unintentionally hilarious that I can't stop thinking about.
I put it my notes.
I want to run it by you guys.
He opened the broadcast.
It was him and Hall of Famer Kurt Warner.
And he said, I'm Rich Eisen and I'm joined alongside my Hall of Fame friend, Kurt Warner.
Which then made me think about, could you,
Hall of Fame your friends.
The way he said it,
it could be a thing where...
It's not about his career.
It's that him and
he views Kurt Warner as such
a great friend that he's in
his Hall of Fame of Friendship.
Yeah, he's been inducted into the Rich Eisen
Hall of Friendship Fame.
Yeah.
Which is everyone's dream, obviously.
But...
That's where I want to be, yeah.
Yeah, actually.
I have been listening to his podcast lately.
Hmm.
Mm.
What would be, like, the, the barriers of, like, entry?
How long do you need to be friends with someone before they're considered for your Hall of Fame of Friendship?
Can they fall out of it?
I think if they miss so many certain years, they're no longer eligible, I would assume.
I think we'd want it to work, like, a real Hall of Fame.
What do you think, like, 20 years?
Do they have to stop being your friend for, like, five years, and then they're eligible?
Like, you've got to be friends for 20 years.
Oh, that's an interesting point for five years.
And then you can nominate them after that point.
They're no longer active friends.
By the way, I guess we'll wait for their dead to nominate them, right?
Well, you can't nominate a current friend.
I didn't even think about that.
I have some friends that will only get in posthumously.
Oh, man, how does that work?
That would be such a fun part of funerals.
If, like, anyone at the funeral wanted to induct them into the Hall of Fame,
on that day.
Yeah, like your mom or your sister would have to come up
or your wife would accept the award on your behalf.
And then there's like anyone else
and then someone you might get up and be like, oh.
And there was like that moment
will he make like Craig's Hall of Fame or not?
It's kind of like, like, you know,
Will Deep Purple make it in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame or not.
And everybody's looking to see him like, Craig just keeps his mouth shut
and you're like, that motherfucker.
There's people making YouTube videos.
They're making YouTube videos about like,
yeah, I just don't know if Steve's really cut out to be in the Hall of Fame.
This is his last year on the ballot.
Trump's in a press conference speaking out on your behalf.
He's like, put him in the Hall of Fame.
Him and Johnny Bitton.
No one's been unanimous.
No one's been unanimous.
There's always one guy holding out going,
nah, I don't think he belongs in the Friendship Hall of Fame.
That's actually another, I didn't even think about it from that angle.
I guess theoretically, your other friends would have to vote on which friend.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Yeah, you wouldn't get a say necessarily in who's in your Hall of Fame.
Oh, you could, I mean, you're nominate.
You're putting them forward to be like, here's my ballot for my friendship
Hall of Fame.
Okay.
And then your other friends would have to vote on them to get, if we're doing it just
one to one like baseball, they have to vote.
And that's got to be tough.
If you have friend groups that don't necessarily mix, like they don't.
Well, I guess, well, what you know?
If it's one to one, isn't it largely not friends?
Isn't it people that know you, but you're.
not friends with like you're not you're right it's baseball writers it's has it's writers so it would have
to be people outside your friend group voting on who your hall of fame friends are it would be it would
be listeners of this podcast voting on if our friends that we nominate would make the hall of fame
based on how much we've talked about them and how much of an impact they've made unreal
Unreal.
That would be better for us
than if we had to make it ourselves
because could you imagine
if you're like you specifically
Eric are trying to get into
my friendship Hall of Fame
but Bernie Burns is on the fucking list
he's like no, absolutely not.
Yeah.
How does family look?
Can family get in on the Hall of Fame?
They got to be really good friends.
Like they got to be,
you got to be really friendly with your family.
You know how you got to be like
my wife is my best friend?
You got to mean it.
Yeah.
You can't just say it.
You can't just be that thing you say
to sound like a good husband,
you have to fucking actually mean it.
Yep.
I like this a lot.
I don't think I like it at all,
but I think we're on to something.
Do they get a statue?
What do you get for the hall?
It's a statue, right, typically?
Well, I think, like a first ballot
friendship hall of famer,
you could definitely build the statue.
Like, I want to build the statue
for my friend Andrew
who fixes cars and digs holes.
like I think they get a statue
insane this is insane
but instead of the person it's me
it's just the person
like whoever's the friend
like whoever's friendship hall of fame it is
you give them a statue of yourself
oh no I think that
I think your friend if they make the Hall of Fame
it's a plaque with their face on it
that you hang in your house
yeah
okay who's dead at this point
sounds like Andrew's dead
not this one but the other one that digs holes
my friend Andrew
who digs holes
is dead and I have to hang
a Babe Ruth style
in my kitchen to honor him
speaking of digging
speaking of digging holes in dead
you know how sometimes in the movies
somebody will be somebody a bad guy
will make you dig a hole and then
to shoot you in it, you know?
Your own hole, yeah.
Like, you're on hole.
How many times you think that's happened
in the real world
where people dug their own death hole
and maybe not like
because a cowboy's going to shoot them
in the back of the head once they're done,
but maybe they're just digging a hole
in their backyard and they fall in it and die.
Like how many people have dug their own death on accident?
Oh, like accidental death holes.
Accidental or on purpose.
Just, I mean, I think they're both interesting.
Okay.
I think that's a great question.
I want to narrow it a little bit.
How many of those accidental death holes
have been bean holes?
I think probably soon.
Right, like nobody
No, you think zero?
Nobody in the history of humanity
Has died from a beanhole.
I can't imagine.
Okay, I don't think they're wide enough
To have like shoring problems.
But it'd be like in one of those cave videos
You see where the guy falls head first in
And gets wedged and he can't get out
But his legs are kicking at the top of the beanhole.
Let me give a scenario.
Beanhole is dug
But then it's like, oh, I'm exhausted.
You know what?
I'll put the beans in tomorrow.
It was a long day.
Somebody goes to the bean hole
unknowingly falls down the bean hole.
I think they could die that way.
They're just going to fall down with one leg, though.
They're not going to double foot
like pencil jump down the bean hole.
You don't know how many beans they need to cook.
People fall weird too.
Could be a lot of beans.
Right, but those people, they didn't dig the beanhole, did they?
Like what you're positing is people who...
No, no, no. No, so they did.
They're like, you know what? We need a beanhole.
We need these beans going. But it took longer
than expected. It's now nighttime.
They're exhausted. They're like,
know what? Let's just put the bean part of the bean hole in tomorrow. Everybody gets a good rest.
You know what? I could see this happening because last night, Albert, we try to make him go to the
bathroom before we go to bed, but last night he wouldn't. And then at about 2.30 in the morning,
he woke me up and I went to bed early last night. I went to bed at 9 because I had to get
and go to the doctor this morning. And so anyway, he woke me up at about 2 in the morning,
2.30 needed to go to the bathroom. And sometimes there's a breaker little trip in my house and
it'll turn the outside lights off. And so I took him out in the backyard and the lights were off. And I was
like, I'm too tired of going to fucking deal with that breaker.
So I just walked around in the backyard with him.
I could easily have forgotten that I had dug a beanhole
earlier that day and walked right into it.
Oh, man.
What a way to go?
Beanhole death.
I dug a death hole in mine's eye,
but I don't think I've ever done any other death holes.
I think that's my only dig.
There's digging in that game?
There's a sequence where you have to.
It's a weird game.
I think if I was at gunpoint having to dig my engrave,
I'd do such a shitty job.
It would take a long time.
It would take a long time
even if you were really trying hard.
It sucks.
Digging that beanhole fucking sucked.
The idea that we would be a grave
is like a beanhole times 15.
Fuck that.
Like if you knew you were digging your own death hole
and you knew that you were going to die
like you knew like no two ways about it.
Why wouldn't you just attack the guy
with the shovel he gave you?
Because then if he kills you, that's fine.
Now he just has to dig.
the hole. And your last words can be
fuck you.
There's no incentive to finish the hole because the more
the better job you do,
the more incentive there is to kill you and put
you in it. Whereas if you dig like
an inch and then give up,
they're going to have to dig the hole themselves.
Although I would wager most people that are
murdered and buried are buried in
much shallower graves than the murderer
intended initially. Oh yeah.
Probably. Takes a long time. You're right.
Yeah. And you're just like, I'm losing
I'm burning daylight. I'm exhausted.
every second I'm here
increases the chance
that somebody's going to come along
and see me burying a body
three feet's pretty good right
you know what you don't see is people putting
bodies and trees
you'd think that there'd be more tree bodies
like up a tree you
you think that
well hear me out
it's easier to cut a hole than it is to dig a hole
easier to cut a hole
yeah
so you get a thick tree right
you're putting them in the trunk of the tree
Yeah, you're cutting a hole in the tree.
It's a lot easier.
It is?
I think it would be than digging a hole, a six-foot hole.
Based on what?
Looney tunes, I guess, largely, but you get like a saw.
You cut, you cut like a doorway into the tree.
Nice and clean.
Jeff, do something.
First off.
First off.
Now, I'm not saying you put.
hinges on it. First off, this is so bordering and incredibly problematic this conversation
in general, but, uh, I mean, I read a book that I was a kid on my side of the mountain
and a kid lived in the trunk of a tree. I guess you could stuff a body in a trunk of a tree
and then cover it up. But the idea that you're going to dig into a tree, first off,
the base of a tree, I'm sorry, cut into a tree, the base of a tree big enough to stuff a human
body and it's going to have to be a pretty big fucking tree. Nobody's getting murdered and
stuffed into a tree in Texas. Maybe up in Canada, Redwoods, that kind of thing.
We don't have trees that big. But then you're going to need a chainsaw because you're never
going to be able to saw into a tree like that in the way that you're talking about. That's more
of a chiseling thing. And so you're going to need a chainsaw incredibly loud.
And then glue. Yeah, the glue I thought the glue would be the easy part though, I think.
Do you ever see that picture of the dog that like climbed up in the tree trunk and then
died and then they cut the tree down and there was a dog at it?
No
It's a pretty scary picture
Oh yeah
I just I just looked it up
I'm not gonna post it here
Because I don't want you got
Yeah you guys don't want to probably look at it
But yeah Gavin's right
That's a thing
That's crazy
What the fuck
It just cut a tree down
And they were
Freaking fossilized dog in it
Or something
I don't feel like you see this
Trope anymore Jeff
All the movies I'm thinking of
Are pretty old at this point
Once's the last like movie
You saw where a character
Had to do this
Had to what
hide in a tree? No, dig a hole. Oh. Like as I said, Minesai had it. That's the most relevant.
Oh, God. I, you know what? It just came up in, I think, the second to last episode of Pokerface Season 1.
I see. Okay.
It was a whole digging thing about, yeah. He was out in the woods. Interesting. Yeah.
I feel like it happens. Oh, also a search party. It was a whole big thing in search party.
I think that's what initially gave me the idea was I was watching a review.
run a search party and they had to dig a hole and they were like blown away by how hard
it is to dig a hole and I think that that's what was the nugget for the idea in the first
place interesting so I think it still shows up I wonder who is the first person to have that
thought what was the first hole just in this scenario like they're like uh I'm going to
dispose of a well now I guess not dispose it's like a threatening thing right in the context we're
talking about it like you're making the person dig their own death
hole do you like you think they came up with it in the moment where it was like we're gonna kill
this guy yeah but man it's like a lot of work hey we're gonna kill you you dig your own hole
and then the other the other guy was like oh shit that's cold and they started like high five
well i guess i guess low fiving each other because they didn't know i think there needs to be
planning right because you need shovels you're probably not in a shovel yeah but you would think
like if you're gonna dispose of a body it's like we're gonna take this guy out there because
we don't want to have to like drag a dead body so we'll like take the guy out there we'll
kill him out there then we'll dig the hole and the guy's like why are we digging the hole make
him do it like I bet it was like probably like an epiphany yeah a light bulb moment right
yeah and then that guy became the leader of the gang after that I was gonna say he became
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So we brought the break show back.
How did you go?
I had to break ground.
to get to the Brick Show. Oh my God. We brought it back Monday. We did a test show. We're going to do another one next Monday. I imagine this will probably just bleed into it being a pretty regular and weekly thing. But how did you feel it went, Eric? You and I talked a lot about doing it leading up to it and how it's weird to do a show every week for years and years and years and then to stop it cold turkey. But then you fill that time with other productions immediately. So you just forget that that thing ever existed. And then you have to dust it off and do it again a year.
later and you're like, I have no memory of what this was. I know I did it, but I had zero memory
of what it was. And we talked a lot about that, getting coffee leading up to it, but then we
never really touched base after we recorded the break show. How'd you feel it went? It was really
good. It was a lot of fun. Nick ran the board, ran the audio and the video. I think we got it
pretty down pat. There's like a couple of like little tweaks that I want to make for next week's
show. But I really liked it. I thought it was a lot of fun. I thought it came together really
well the audience was awesome like the chat was going crazy the whole time like it was really
really good i had a really fun time the thing that i really liked that you added that wasn't
something that we'd necessarily done before but like i think is a really good idea was the
regulation collection where out of all the cards that we open jeff just selects a random like
common card it's not even like oh this one's hollow foil whatever it's just a regular like pretty
common card that he feels, I guess, reflected that episode or was like a little bit of a
standout? And then he goes, all right, this is the card that's going in like the regulation
collection. So if you watch the break show, you can also easily collect that card and be, like,
have your own regulation collection at home if you watch every episode of this thing or whatever.
It was really cool. And will that be one added every episode or is it occasional?
I think it's, I, the idea would be every episode unless there's just nothing in spot.
to add. You know what I mean? I don't want to add one just to add one. I'm not going to force it.
But I would like the idea that like every episode creates some sort of a memento, you know?
And I really appreciate you saying that, Eric, because like the whole thing I wanted to harness with the break show from day one when it was fuckface break shit is just like collecting has gotten out of control with the money people are spending to collect and investing.
And they're just like, they're just beaten all the fun out of it. And the fun should be just the surprising to,
light of collecting things that you enjoy or identify with or that strike your fancy in some
way. And that doesn't have to be expensive. You can find all the joy in the world in bingo cards,
right? Like the movie Bingo or Dallas cards or Matt Menard who has his name is late. Daddy magic
Matt Menard. This guy. This is just leading with his chin and he has so much chin and throat to
lead with. And I, uh, that really?
I thought it really spoke to me.
It was awesome.
Emily had a soundboard, and she was going crazy style on the soundboard,
and it was a lot of fun.
It was a very cool.
We just keep it to an hour, put it up later in the week on the podcast channel,
so people can watch it if they want to watch the Vod.
It was a really fun show that I think, like, it was pretty easy to produce.
It just, like, once we actually got, like, the wheels on it and everything,
It just took a while, such like a low priority for us for a long time,
and now I'm glad that we're actually doing it.
So it was really cool.
Really, really cool.
Yeah, thank you to everybody for helping out and checking it out.
Oh, yeah, Andrew came in at the end.
Yeah, he was a menace.
Yeah, ran everything over.
I was watching for quite a while,
and you guys unboxed this duck that looked like smooth criminal Michael Jackson.
And you happened to put it next to the Dilbot.
And I was looking at that thing, and I was like,
I'm going to fucking take out that duck.
I'm going to go after that duck as soon as I want to.
I'm just waiting.
I'm waiting for my moment to make my move.
And I activated.
Emily immediately noticed when I started moving, called it out.
I immediately tried to go for the duck.
Eric grabbed me before I could.
He picked me up.
He was holding me.
I was like, I want to get that duck.
I want to get that duck down while I was being held.
Jeff opened something else.
I wasn't really able to hear what it was.
He then put it on the table.
Eric put me on the table and I was like well this is my target now I went full speed into I don't even know what it was but as soon as I crushed it like I mean I didn't break it I don't think I just hit it I rammed into it Emily yelled my baby and I went oh no I didn't want to destroy something that Emily liked I thought that this was just some random figure thing then I immediately went back after the duck and I got that duck I believe I think I knocked off the table I certainly went flying you ran everything over you were howling the whole time
It was a lot. There's a lot.
I'm amazed at how resilient that little robot is.
You felt a good four feet there.
We're just fine.
Oh, yeah.
No, it thudded loud.
I could hear it in the mic, my impact.
But I appreciate, Jeff, if you just keep me on the table.
Of course.
Of course.
You know, if there are any smooth criminals, I'll get rid of them for you.
Don't worry.
I appreciate that.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
And there's going to be more of those to open up to.
I think the thing that you attacked was a care bear space molly.
Gavin, Eric mentioned how,
Emily had a soundboard on an iPad and she used it.
I downloaded five soundboards for her on my iPad
and gave it to her about an hour before the event
and we were sitting in there for, you know,
about 30 minutes, we were just in our places
on our phones, just getting ready.
And after about 10 minutes of sitting there,
Eric just to himself said,
you guys really are fucking perfect for each other.
She was relentless pressing every single sound
for like 30 minutes straight.
Dude, it was crazy.
Oh, my God.
No, stop.
I just grinned and just kept going,
at least 30 minutes of just pushing buttons.
New toys are excited.
Yeah.
I was loving it.
I would have been doing the same thing if I was her.
And then, uh,
open some art for, uh,
Clutch My Pearls podcast that Jeff was going to thought that was for us,
but it wasn't.
It was just art for Clutch My Pearls podcast.
So we were, uh, pretty disappointed.
I went to the fucking post office to get our mail today.
And we had a letter that was addressed to us and I opened it up to read it.
And it was a clutch my pearls letter that was addressed to us.
Throw in the trash.
Throw in the trash.
I already gave it to them.
But yeah, we're getting a lot of their mail all of a sudden.
Ridiculous.
Get their own PO box.
Ridiculous.
I missed it the first one because I was on a flight while I was flying.
I was in a different country.
I for the first time bought a ticket, an international ticket, like two hours before I flew.
Which meant, you know, all the way back.
economy. I usually, I try and buy a premium economy and then typically I have enough miles to
sometimes get upgraded. But this one, you know, pretty full flight. I'm in economy. I swear
it's like, I don't know if I'm, I don't know if I'm just like put on weight or there's less
room on shitty dog shit British airways flights. But I was so crushed in. The guy next to me
had his whole carry-on, like down in the footwell.
He didn't, he did, it was like the wheeled one.
He just had it between his legs, which meant his legs were just either side of it.
And I was waiting for the flight attendant to tell him to move it.
But he just had a blanket on top so that she didn't see.
So his legs were like in my footwell and he put the armrest up.
So I was like squashed to the side, getting twatted by the cart every time.
And then the person in front of me reclined and my nose.
just kept hitting the screen.
And it was like, it was a night flight.
So I'm like in the aisle.
I'm getting whacked by the car.
I'm squashed over.
And then I'm trying to,
I'm trying to like watch soprados on my iPad.
But every so often the person in front shifts their weight
and my nose turns on the screen.
So I'm like constantly.
And I just remember being miserable.
I didn't get a single second of sleep.
And then when we were landing,
the guy across from me in the aisle.
we were like still reverse thrusting.
We'd like been maybe landed for four seconds
and he's already up opening the bin above him.
So immediately everyone's like,
sit out.
I almost yelled sit down,
but I think I just said,
because now I'm,
now he's like sitting down just like shrugging like,
and all of his stuff is like vibrating
and bouncing around his open bin above my head.
So I'm like,
oh, this shit's gonna land on me.
And I almost called him a knobbed.
Then as we're getting off,
my sunglasses fell off my face
bounced on the ground
and somehow wrapped themselves
around the leg of the guy that got up
and opened the bin.
No!
So now I'm looking at my sunglasses
upside down, like the bridge,
the nose bridge is like the back of his heel
like on his shoe.
And I'm just staring at my sunglasses
walking away from me now
on the plane.
Someone got like in between us.
I'm like, oh God, they're going to fall off
and get crushed.
But they actually stayed on the,
back of his leg.
Wow.
So in the jet bridge, I was like, sorry, could I just get, I don't even know what I said.
I think I was like, sorry, could I just get my sunglasses?
Bending down, touching his leg.
Wow.
Just a dog, a dog shit travel experience.
Yeah, it's terrible.
Tough, man.
I'm sorry.
And I missed the break show.
Yeah.
It was a good one too.
We missed you.
We would have loved to have had you, but we'll get you for the next one.
I want to be on the next one.
Yeah, get you in one.
I actually had a flight.
I told Jeff about this.
I had a flight last week where I went out to San Luis Obispo for a wedding.
And on the way back, a guy sitting next to me had Bailey's on the rocks.
Like Jeff's fucking flight from I think of episode 50.
Dude, on I couldn't believe it.
He was going through like all the alcohol like with the stewardess where like the
flight attendant. Looking through him, looking through
him, looking through, oh, you're whiskey, oh, he's a bourbon
and maybe, oh, no, I got, and he grabbed
two Bayleys and then she gave him a glass of ice and he had
Bayleys on the fucking rocks. It was so
crazy to see and smell
in person on a flight.
Now imagine you're already nauseous.
Yeah. Was he by any chance like
six, three and like muscles on top of muscles
like he works out nine hours a day?
No. He was a, he was a, he was a
pretty normal guy.
A piece of shit that I had to deal with.
No, he was just a pretty normal guy.
It was like, I just couldn't believe.
I texted Jeff immediately when it happened and I just went, no fucking way, no fucking
way.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
Does the fact that you've now seen or heard of two people having this drink?
Does it make you want to try it on a plane?
No, no.
I've, I've had Bailey's on the rocks at Christmas time.
I just can't imagine like you can choose any alcohol on the flight and you choose bait like
you're like, man, I wish I had a, I wish I had a,
milkshake, but I wish I was drunk.
Bailey's it is.
Yeah, but Christmas, Santa Claus flies.
It's like you're Santa Claus.
You're getting in the spirit.
Santa Claus flies. Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, that's probably what he was thinking.
Are you saying Santa Claus is a drunk driver?
I'm saying he flies.
So if you're trying to get into the Christmas spirit,
I mean, I don't know what Santa does with his drinking habits.
I mean, isn't Rudolph flying there?
I guess. Yeah, I mean, he's steering, though.
Well, that's like saying isn't the car driving.
Aren't the wheels driving?
How did Siena get along without Rudolph?
Not well.
Just a bunch of clear nights.
He just had a lot of really good weather.
Yeah.
Yeah, like in the history of Christmas,
he never had bad weather.
Maybe he searched for a kid
who got night vision goggles for Christmas.
You know what?
He pre-ordered that Call of Duty deluxe edition
that came with them and that really,
that solved his issues.
Are you allowed to drunk ride a horse?
No.
No, I think that's also a drunk driving.
I think it's a DW
driving while intoxicated.
I believe, you can look this up and see if I'm right,
but I believe our 16th president is Ulysses-Grant,
and I want to say he got arrested for drunk driving on a horse once.
I thought he was speeding on a horse.
Or maybe it was a speeding?
I knew a dude who got drunk, who got a DUI on a bicycle.
I like the idea of speeding with a horse
and the cop pulling you over and saying,
do you know how many horsepower you were going?
Oh, yeah, it was speeding.
He may or may not have been drunk.
Let's be honest, he was probably drunk.
Totally was.
Yeah.
People drank more whiskey than water back then.
By back then, do you mean you 15 years ago?
No, I mean like in the 1800s when things were...
1800, 2014, whatever.
I'm not quite that old.
So, Andrew, what did you do with all your hair?
I just put it in a garbage bag.
Oh, okay. Hucked it.
Was it the same garbage?
bag that had the spent
stuff from the
fire extinguisher? You know what I did? No,
different garbage bag. Where it originally
went, so I'd cut it and then I was
like, I didn't have a garbage bag on
hand when I started. But I did
have some Wendy's takeout. And so I just put it in the
empty fries container. And then
I put it all in the garbage.
That was the process.
I'm very excited for us to wrap up this
recording though, because we're going to
we're going to play some Garfield Cart 2.
That just came out.
The third Garfield Cart called Garfield Cart 2.
And I just wanted to check the settings and everything to get ready for because I know it has
online.
It does not have a private lobby.
You just queue up to go online.
Thankfully, not a lot of people.
I loaded in and put me in a session.
This is what Garfield Card 2 is.
Oh, no.
It's just me and a lobby.
It's my name.
An Asian.
Girl S-1, we're just chilling.
We're just hanging out.
Andrew and Asian girls won.
Oh, the race of the lifetime.
Incredible.
We should probably wrap this up
so we can go hang out with Andrew and Asian girls.
I like that it's like of eight.
It's the entire world trying to fill an eight-person lobby.
And it's just not happening.
The game came out today, didn't it?
Yeah, people probably haven't gotten home?
most Garfield fans
have jobs, so they're probably
played a night. I bet it's going to be crazy.
No leaderboard.
Unfortunately, no leaderboard.
So that's sad, but
online multiplayer, I'll take that
if I didn't expect to get online
for this game. So, it was actually
crazy. I went through a roller coaster of emotions
watching the launch trailer on launch day
because it opens with
a bunch of like customizing stuff
and then it says four player
local multiplayer. And I
went, oh man, that
sucks. And then they updated it
to eight player online.
And I was like, why the fuck are you clarifying
you have local? It's a cart racer.
You would assume local.
Like if you're promoting your multiplayer
stuff, if you see local as
the big thing they're advertising,
it's like there's no online.
I don't think you can assume anything these days
with games. That's fair. That's a
valid point. Split screens
have been taken away left and right.
That is true. I think that's because
it's not native to like the epic engine is my understanding like it's not a built-in component
of that um we should wrap up we should wrap up we should get into a new thing um because i
just backed out and i loaded into a new lobby and uh we're not going to have to worry about us getting
into one session that's all i'll say all right good well hey before on the way out i'll let me hit you
guys are something. I had an idea for a new draft
the other day and I wanted to see what you thought.
Okay. It's another music one, so if you don't
want to do too many music ones in a row, we can hold on to it for a while.
But I think it's a fun one. It is
songs where the title
of the song features the name of the
band.
Songs with it. Bad company by
bad company. Like bad company by bad company.
Motorhead has a song called Motorhead.
Yeah. The Clash
has a song called Radio Clash.
I like
minor threat has a song called minor threat
Run the Jewels
has a song called Run the Jules
You get the idea
But I thought that that could be a lot of fun
So maybe we'd throw that on the list someday
Are you in the lobby with Asian Girls 1 again?
No, sorry, I hit the wrong one
Let me go see what maybe
What's this guy's name?
Holden Dempsey 66
He might have some good picks
I don't think we probably have to say his name on here
But all right, that's fine
Let's wrap this up
Let's get into this, geez
Kevin Donovan
Well thank you for listening
to episode 72 of the regulation podcast. We sure do appreciate it. If you would let a friend know
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people are on earth and we know how many people listen to this podcast and the numbers do not
jive. I'm sorry, they just don't. They don't add up. There's still a couple of billion people out
there that do not know we exist. So let's do something about that. We'll see you next week. Bye. Bye.
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