F**kface - Cut Man Dry Style // Hot Dog Limit? [64]

Episode Date: July 30, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Imhotep, vaseline, dry rub, circumcision, hairline, animal hair, Turkey assumptions, EPO tent, Lance Armstrong, 100% ankles, intestines, ebikes, dogged out, off the dog?, The Edge, Bart the Bear, Bronson Pinchot, Hitman Map, the radio, santa claus demons, Greg the Bunny, bear disease, slug lifespan, bats, organized animals, mosquitos, slug redemption, Changing Lanes, and picture posting. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of the regulation podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey and with me as always, Andrew Pat and Gavin Free, Eric Patur, Nick Schwartz. This is episode sixty four. I was I thought it was sixty three and I was going to say, oh, that's seven times nine, but it's not sixty three. It's sixty four. And I don't know what I don't know any multiplication tables for that one. So eight times sixty four. Yeah, it's eight times eight. Sixty four.

There you go. Which of those dudes dicks did ImmoTep take? Do you think? Oh, it's all 64 of them. Everyone has 64 dicks. This podcast has a weird smear to it. It looks like there's gel on the screen. Sixty four style. All 64 games look like shit. Man, gel is gel on the screen. Sixty four style. All 64 games look like shit.

Man, gel is gel. The screen didn't know. It looked like it was covered, like the screen looked kind of like fuzzy, you know, like a weird way, like somebody smeared something on the screen. Vaseline on the lens. Sure. Some Vaseline on the lens. There you go. It's an ugly daytime TV style. What a strange walk.

We just went on a strange. What a strange walk that Gavin started. And then Andrew walk that Gavin started and then Andrew just sort of grabbed and he went and we're going this way now. Scream Scream for also heavily Vaseline for some reason. Scream for? Yeah, it just looks like shit. Did you just watch Scream for? No, just remembered it being very Vaseline.

Really? Well, that one they're like using weird cameras Aren't they like they're doing like shoulder cam and like webcam stuff in it Vaseline cam if you want to see some of the best Vaseline work in the history of Hollywood. Let me recommend season 7 of the TV show Dallas That was when I think everybody was too old and alcoholic and bloated to fake it anymore. And they were like, we just got to slather on the petroleum jelly because it is getting obvious that these people are aging faster than our story.

Wants the audience to believe you ever just smear a big thing of Vaseline over your face, your eyebrow or something. Yeah, I'm wearing it right now. It's nice. I just I see it all the time and fights like cut men are always smeared in Vaseline on faces and I always wonder what that feels like. Is that just straight up Vaseline or is it some sort of like home brew mix? No, I'm pretty sure it's just Vaseline. Just Vaseline. It's just trying to hold the cut. Yeah. It's just to prevent friction. Like when you get hit and hopefully you're Hopefully getting the boxing glove to slide right off of your eyebrow that just got hit so so hard

What if you pre Vaseline then what if you just pre that's illegal not allowed to do that But that is a thing that people will do is they'll like coat themselves in Vaseline or lotion Prior to the fight so their body absorbs it and they sweat it out and become super slippery. We should rent one of those punch glove machines to see you as the hardest punch and all take a go punching it. And then we Vaseline it and have a good. Then we go to the minor emergency with somebody. Can I ask you guys a question about Vaseline? Of course.

Well, let me ask you two questions one is Vaseline the brand or the product? It's petroleum jelly, right? And that's is Vaseline's the company. I think it's the brand. Yeah, it's clean. It's like Kleenex, right like tissue. Yeah It's just become synonymous With the with the the product The other question is when I was a kid growing up, everybody always talked about, like, it was always like you jerk off with Vaseline. I've never done that. That seems like such a mess.

Oh, we got I guess we got to try it on the show, man. I don't want to jerk off on the show. It's so it's so you circumcised freaks who need that lube. What? Dead, dead. It's so it's so you circumcised freaks who need that lube. What did you just wobbler grenade and four guys watching it land? It's all your circumcised. I was just trying to understand. OK, sorry. If you're a monk, it off.

Could you can't just monk off dry? I mean, sure. Yeah. But I think that the idea is that Monk and off dry is probably not as. On or as similar to the experience of having intercourse, you know, where it's typically not dry skin rubbing against dry skin. So it's like a dry rub. Yeah, it's like a brisket. Yeah, that's what the foreskin is for, like easing it in and out.

I'm just imagining a bunch of monks eating brisket. Yeah, that's what the foreskin is for like easing it in and out I'm just imagining a bunch of mugs eating brisket and you bringing foreskin and really has thrown up my visual The title I'm so excited to write this title cut man dry style I don't know. I just think I think our circumcision was a bad idea. Take it up with God. I don't think that's controversial. Yeah, I don't think there's anything controversial about that either. I think circumcision is on its way out. Culturally, but for many of us who were born at a time when it wasn't. We just dealing with it.

You know, I've been short in circumcision for years. I'm ready for the collapse. I'm calling on the Michael Burry of circumcision. Yeah, he's short and GameStop and circumcision for years. I'm ready for the collapse. I'm the Michael Burry of circumcision. Yeah, he's short and GameStop and circumcision. Any day now he's going to be fucking loaded. Oh, big money. Diamond hands, let's go. If the if the circumcised of the regulation crew

could buy back a foreskin, how much would you put down for it? Zero. You wouldn't want one? No! Dude, you're missing out. I've made it 50 fucking years with a bald dome, dude. I'm doing okay. I guess the thing is... I don't need to put a hat on it.

Not this late in the game. Let's say you can get injections and you could regrow it. You wouldn't consider it? Okay, there is... I've heard this on the Howard Stern show in the past. There is a procedure you can do where they stretch. If you have enough skin, they can stretch it and pull it and kind of create. Oh, God. We create your know your foreskin. And it sounds brutal.

I will say one time I heard it was during that segment, some guy called in the Howard Stern show and said that he got his foreskin cut off as an adult. Like he had a foreskin his entire life, and then like had a wife or a girlfriend or somebody who was not into it, and he was like, fuck it, I'll just cut it off. And he cut it off and said his life

got so much better instantly. Sex felt better, it was easier to clean, going to the bathroom was easier, and he was like, I would never in a million years take a foreskin again. And I'm gonna trust that one stranger on a radio show who I don't know and who could have been lying because it makes me feel better about my situation.

That guy was a plant for big sucker. For big foreskin? Big circumcision. It's a reverse. Big cut. Big cut. For big foreskin big circumcision. Yeah, reverse Big cut I Don't want to hear that propaganda while I'm shorting. I don't know man life's pretty easy without a foreskin That's pretty easy with a foreskin. Yeah, it doesn't and it just There's no friction. Yeah, but if you've made it this far in life, why would you need to change it?

Thanks, you know, you want to try a new pair of shoes. OK, why don't you cut your foreskin off and let us know? That's easier than us adding a foreskin. It's way easier for you guys to subtract than for us to add. So if we want to get to the bottom of it, maybe that's the angle we take. I just want a fantasy world where you could like inject yourself with something and it naturally grows back. That'd be fun. I'll only cut mine off if it gets put on someone else. You know how like people are going to Turkey to get hair replacement done,

like that's the place to get your hair. Big old turkey teeth. Yeah. Could you get like back hair replacement? Like, could you put hair anywhere? What's the restriction on where you can put hair? Oh, I mean, anywhere there was a follicle follicle right could put a new one. I assume right It just I've never heard anyone getting back here

I don't know if we ever talked about it, but when I came back from Turkey, you know, I flew back from Turkey Yeah, there were probably eight dudes on the plane who had Had had the surgery they were all they were all peppered around and they just had red, angry heads with like little black hairs popping out. And their head just looked like just looked like a bruised testicle. It was just it was brutal. And they just all looked so fucking miserable. But they all had bloody hairy heads.

So I guess it will look fine eventually, right? Yeah, I guess in six months from now, they'll probably be the happiest dudes on Earth. But man, they looked miserable on the plane. I'm going to have to do it one day. Yeah, yeah. That's what my flight looked like. Yeah, just a bunch of dudes. Yeah, Gavin, I'll go with you. Like, I don't necessarily like need it, but like I get like a lower hairline.

Imagine if I came back and just had like a really forward hairline. Like just just dialing it back and just having it go like, oh yeah, forward two inches. Like it's like way down my forehead. That'd be cool. I got plenty on my back, plenty on my chest. I've got plenty. Like even high up my cheeks, like my, my beard stops right under my eyes. It's just not where I need it. Do you think they could take any hair from anywhere and then put it on your head, or does it have to be from, like, the back of your head?

Like, it's like that kind of situation. You think you could give up, like, some back hair? Back of the neck, isn't it, usually? You could have a head that's partially, like, head hair, pubic hair, and back hair. And you'd just be like, pubic hair, and back hair. It'd be just be like, man. Oh, do you think you could get animal? Oh.

You get like a lion, like get like half a lion's mane? Oh. Imagine seeing someone who had a head of hair from a sloth. Yeah, yeah, think about it. Sloth head. Yeah, oh, you could have, you could have Shmee hair. You could get a bunch of hair from your cat.

Oh. And then it's, and then, and then you go home and you go, I'm like you, I'm like you. And I'll get a hunger for flesh. I wonder what animal has the most human like hair. Huh. I bet there's like a dog that has human hair. Like Nick's dog has people eyes. Oh yeah.

What about feathers? Yeah. Like Nick's dog has people eyes. Oh, yeah. What about what about feathers? Yeah. It's not a real fucked up looking bird recently, but I don't know what it was. That would be great if you could just select from a list and be like, dude, I love your new hair. Where did you get it? And like, oh, it's Golden Retriever. And they're like, yeah, it's fucking shows. It's beautiful. What about you?

I went with German Shepherd. I like it. Yeah, it's good. What if you instead of taxidermy for your favorite pet, you just get them on you? That sounds horrendous. What if I just had... I just grossed myself out. What if I had Smee on my back? Yeah! Like I fill in my bald spot with a little bit of Henry. Yeah! Oh, I hate this idea.

Why? little bit of Henry. Yeah. Oh, I hate this idea. Why? The premise of like you're having to shave your animal for their hair. No, they've died. Well, when they die, they don't grow hair back. You're going to run out of hair. Well, you take the follicles, the fur follicles. Yeah. But I assume that do they not go away? I'm not just gluing hairballs to my back.

Huh. Do they not go away? What do you mean? I assume that they would vanish over time. Oh, maybe. I assume you need a refill is my point and your animal is going to die at some point. Yeah. I don't think I'd want to take its follicles before it died.

Interesting. So you'd want to like wait for it to die naturally and then immediately rush into the OR. Yeah, yeah. So it dies. Yeah. And then I harvest. See, I see that this is the confusion.

I was thinking more like a wig type scenario where you're just shaving the hair and then shoving it in your own head as opposed to you're talking about the follicle. I don't think when you go to Turkey, they just shave off some of your head shoving it in your own head, as opposed to you're talking about the follicle. I don't think when you go to Turkey, they just shave off some of your head and plug it in. No, I don't think they do that in Turkey, but I think that's what hair transplant surgery originally was. Was it not? What, gluing hair?

Not gluing hair, but like inserting hair. That's why you'd have to reset it like every few years or like, I don't know. I was always under the impression that you need the follicle put in. I don't know. I would go 100 percent bald before trying any of this. Yeah. In reality, I would just tattoo like a big spiderweb on my head and pretend I was tough. Cool. I wonder if there's anyone who's bald, who is considering going to Turkey, but is not because they don't want people to assume why they're going there. Like they just want to visit Turkey.

They don't want the transplant surgery, but they're bald. So they know everyone will assume that that's why they're going. And so they just haven't gone. They don't want to deal with that. That's why I tried to be very clear that I was going on a cruise that happened to end in Turkey. I was not going to Turkey because I didn't want anybody to think I was like trying to sneak back in with a new hairline I don't think I've ever seen I don't think there's any shame in it

No, no shame, but I've never seen a result that I went. Oh, that was worth it I just don't think you've seen the best work. Oh, I don't know Joel. McHale is a pretty good example You ever seen that dude before his hair transplant I just don't like I think it's more of just a personal thing where it's like I don't care It doesn't matter look at Steve Carell's head in series one of the office Kidding no, it's night and day. I don't know if they like sabotaged his hair for the first one But wow John McHale looks great. Yeah, he looks fantastic He's an example of why you would get a hair transplant.

It changed him from a nerdy dude to a good looking dude instantly. I guess when I've seen like TikToks of people being like, I went to Turkey and did the thing. Well, here's my month by month update. Yeah, what do you expect? I went, here's a Hollywood actor. I saw some TikToks.

We're talking about the best work here, bud. We're not talking about like some guys that went. I think Turkey is the best place to, I feel like Turkey's the number one place now. But I don't know what I'm talking about. No. I don't think any of us really do. I don't think any of us have researched this extensively.

Zero research. Yes. I think people go to Turkey because it's cheap. Yeah. And I think they're good doctors there. Let me just tell you, after being in Turkey, it's awesome. I would go to Turkey for a lot of

stuff. Turkey is just cool. And the people in Turkey are cool. And if you told me they had the best doctors in the world in Turkey, I'd go, I believe it. It's a pretty cool fucking town. It's a big city. Like I I get it. I think Turkey's just rad.

Yeah. I've heard nothing but good things, mainly from you, but nothing. The good things. Andrew, I need a mental image update. Still got the long hair. Yeah, it's too long. I need to get it. Still got the beard. Yeah.

And how's the coverage on the head? Is it good? It's fine. Okay. Would you be going, if you, if you went for some plugs, would they be on the top or sort of on the receding line? Ah, I guess top right. You want top? Yeah, I think that's where I would need it. Yeah. Yeah. Like in the male pattern, baldness section would be at the crown, probably.

Yeah, the crown. That's a good way to say it. I would definitely need a hairline. Like my hairline has definitely receded over the years. It's retreating. Bunch of cowards. They hold the line. It's like, hold the line, hold the line, we can win this. And it's like, no, we don't have enough reinforcements.

The war's already lost. Pack it in, boys. The war's already lost. Pack it in boys. I would get a beard. Do you think they'd let me do beard? Get like beard hair transplant? What about like grizzly bear beard? I think that would be, that'd be. I mean, I just can't grow a beard like at all.

So I'm just like, can you do hair transplant on face? I don't know. I would assume so. Right? I mean I bet just some hormones would kick a good beard out. Oh, what if I started doing like steroids? Yeah. What kind of beard did Jose Canseco grow? Big. Big until none at all.

If you could safely do steroids, would you do steroids? For what? What do you mean? a bit big until none at all. If you could safely do steroids, would you do steroids? But for what? What do you mean? What do you for its for its purpose to get like yoked? Yeah, why not? I mean, it helps with that. It helps with recovery. Yeah. I'll have to do shit. I think I'd rather just like put an EPO tent on my bed

and just sleep in an EPO tent. An EPO tent. Yeah, like just sleep in an EPO tent. An EPO tent? Yeah, like it raises your blood levels or something. It's what Lance Armstrong was doing. He was also doing steroids. Lance Armstrong was also doing a little bit more. I know, he was doing a lot of, I mean, Lance Armstrong was doing a lot,

but like doing a tent to raise your EPO, I believe, is what it is. That was so disappointing, because he had the coolest commercial in the history of sports commercials Where it was like him training and he was like people keep asking me What are you on and he's like I'm on my bike eight hours a day and I was like, oh, it's tough And he's like, but also I'm on a shitload of steroids. They just haven't caught me yet

Yeah, I'm just doing like a bunch of trend also. So, you know figured out headed EP o tent What am I on? I'm on my bike eight hours a day and I'm on a flight to Turkey. I just don't think I'd have. Oh, maybe. I don't know. I guess I don't think I'd use steroids to get jacked. It would just be more like injury recovery. How much are you getting injured? What's your percent right now for ankles?

Oh, 100 percent. Ankles are all good. My shoulders fucked. So you wouldn't see it as like a like you would use. You wouldn't see it as steroids being like a consistent thing. You would only use them. To recover from stepping on a sushi container or whatever. Yes, yeah.

And we're we're talking in a world where like there's no negatives to steroid usage Well, you know one of the positives to steroid usage. I think that I wasn't always a positive but now later in life I wouldn't mind is I doesn't it shrink your balls I could use the older I get the more they sag, you know, like I could use a little ball shrinkage at 50 You got long balls. I got long balls. I don't think it'd bring him in it would just make him low Yeah, but then maybe they wouldn't swing as much, you know You got long balls. I got long balls. I didn't think it would bring him in. It would just make him little. Yeah, but then maybe they wouldn't swing as much, you know. The pendulum would be smaller.

Andrew, how'd you hurt your shoulder? Was it a sleeping injury? I've had a fucked up shoulder for like 15 years. I think I have like a rotator cuff injury. Well, definitely take steroids. Yeah. I think I might need surgery on it or something. I don't know.

I guess it doesn't. If it's a rotator cuff, you know, it doesn't naturally heal. I'm not entirely sure what a rotator cuff is. Yeah, there's like a million things in the shoulder. I have no idea. If you're gonna get a rotator cuff surgery, you might as well go ahead and get Tommy John surgery

at the same time, preventative, like some players are doing just in case. I'm going to knock it all out. I'm going to get that. I'm going to get the hips done for like what goalies do. Precautionary. I'm going to get my wisdom teeth removed at the same time. We're just doing it all. One trip. Appendix.

Yeah, I think that's gone already. Oh, pretty sure that's gone. Oh, do you have a appendicitis at some point? I think I was just I had to have stomach surgery and I think they just got rid of it at that time. Yeah, you got some gut out, didn't you, at some point? I did. Yeah, I got some intestine removed. Oh, lucky. Well, a little short on my test.

Long back, short test. Think about getting getting getting your intestine shortened, though. Like I might have to do something similar someday with my butthole, you know, because the diverticulitis. And it's like people worry about that. But you think about you've got so much bundled up in there. If you get a little bit cut out, it's got to just make things a little more efficient, right?

Is that less less distance to travel through it? It's crazy. I assume not considering evolution of that exact length. Hmm. Yeah, I think I think I think it all just got stuffed in there and was like, good enough. I feel like with intestine, it's crazy how long it is and just frustrating knowing like when I can't reach something, thinking that there's so much length in me that I just can't use pointless length. It's like your plastic man, but it's all trapped inside. Yeah, it's like Russian dolls, but it's shitty.

Why just survive back to school when you can thrive by creating a space that does it all for you, no matter the size, whether you're taking over your parents guys, by the way. I was very excited to come and record with you today because we haven't done a podcast in a little bit. Didn't expect to be talking about hair transplants for the first 20 minutes, but that was cool. But I do have one funny little story.

I was gone for two weeks, not much happened on my trip, but I did have one funny little minor story I would love to share with you guys. Please. I have a question for you once you're done. Absolutely. Got up to Grosse Point in Detroit area, you know, staying with the in-laws, did some did some house

hunting, the whole deal. Didn't find a house. Narrated down to where I want to live, though, if we end up buying a house up there someday. However, one of the cool things we did do is, you know, I'm a big e-bike rider, but it's a whole thing to move the e-bikes up with us, you know, in the car on a three day journey.

And so it's something we've always discussed is if we spend enough time in Michigan, maybe someday it would make sense just to buy e-bikes and have two sets. And so while we were up there this time, I said, fuck it and pulled the trigger and did it and bought a couple of cheap e-bikes. And Emily and I were in the garage getting them set up and her dad came in and he goes, hey, it'd be really cool if you guys wore helmets. And we're like, yeah, of course, of course course and he gave us some helmets because they already have them And we have some kind of cool looking helmets that look kind of like motorcycle helmets at home

These are those helmets that look that you just put it on and it's like you're asking to be bullied You know, they're just there's nothing cool about them. Uh-huh. And and I'm like, yeah, whatever, you know, it's it's safety first, right? and we're driving strange roads and And and I'm like, yeah, whatever, you know, it's safety first. Right. And we're driving strange roads and whatever makes people happy. And so Emily put her helmet on and she's pretty safety conscious. She's been making me wear a helmet at home when I ride my bike. And and so we put our helmets on and she's like, do I look stupid? And I was like, no, yeah, but everybody, everybody on a bike looks stupid

with a helmet on. It's cool. You're just among the group. Right. And so we're riding along and just happy as can be riding through sunny Michigan streets. And up on the left is a guy walking a bike, an old dude like think like old Ben and Jerry, dude, scrawny, long beard, long scraggly gray hair, got super skinny, got a push in a bike in one like a 10 speed in one hand and walk in a dog in the other.

Right. Real crunchy looking dude. And we drive by him and he looks at us and he smiles and he goes, he goes, hey, pedal power. And I go, hell yeah. And I went back at him and Emily, we get a few feet down the road and Emily goes, did that man just make fun of us? Did he make fun of me? And I go, what do you mean? She goes, did he call us ninja turtles? And I go, I'm sorry, what?

And she goes, do we look? Is it because we have the helmets on? Did he just call us ninja turtles? And I'm like, what did you think he said? She thought when we rode by the guy yell, hey, turtle power. said she thought when we rode by the guy yell, hey, turtle power. Making fun of us for looking like ninja turtles because we had helmets on in some way. And I was like, no. But she looked like I'm sure she wasn't, but she looked like maybe she was about to cry.

Like she was really offended that somebody yelled, called her a ninja turtle. I was like, oh, yeah, she got bullied. It was complimenting us on riding bikes. And she was like oh, I'm not sure and I was like I Promise you he held pedal power not turtle power Maybe if the toes wore the shells on their heads that'd be like I don't know how she got turtle power out of that and how that turned into her I just Praying on her natural insecurities from a bike helmet and looking silly But man, it was I fucking laughed. I turtle powered for the next two weeks

Yeah, I Mean there are skateboarders right the turtles are they skateboarding I feel like they skateboarded sometimes yeah That's my one thing interesting that happened on my trip to Michigan other than your Weeks sometimes it was a peaceful time That's my one thing interesting that happened on my trip to Michigan. Other than you're going to take two weeks. Some that was a peaceful time. I watched a lot of sports with Dwight and Kent went to a Tigers game, you know, had a million good things. One thing I did eat, though, and I was texting you guys about it or slacking you

guys about it that I figured we should address. We're coming up on what actually, Nick, what day does this episode release? This comes out 30th, 30th, 30th, 30th. Yeah, this is awesome. So this episode release? 30th. This comes out on... 30th, 30th, 30th, 30th. This is awesome. So this comes out July 30th? Yeah. That's right. Perfect, because July 31st is the final day

of our year of hot dogs. Oh, it is? Yeah, we started on August 1st. So you go August 1st, August 1st. So July 31st, tomorrow will be the last full day for people to eat hot dogs to hit their national average if that's a thing They're trying to do or just to see because it's not you know. It's not a contest National average being 70 ish I think and just to be clear the day that we're recording this is the 14th of July

So we're a little ahead a couple weeks ahead of our cutoff date July. So we're a little ahead, a couple weeks ahead of our cutoff date. The last day being the 31st, the last day of hot dogs, but the first day of Gerplers being August the first at 1pm. Yeah, that's a Friday. And so be there on twitch.tv slash the regulation pod. And you can see that and then their regulation store.com regulation store store, so we can get the gurgler. But guys, if you were talking about I mean, do you foresee yourself eating more dogs before the end of this?

Well, that's kind of where I want to go with this. And by the way, definitely go celebrate a year of hot dogs by buying a cosmic gurgler. And while you're there, we have idiot flags and other stuff in the stock. You go to the store right now. Who's the wait? There's stuff in the store for you to buy. I feel like I don't do a good job of mentioning that.

Yeah, I guess I should. You can buy idiot flags. There's two different T-shirts. I think there might be four T-shirts you can get or three. There's all kinds of stuff. We got stuff. We got stuff anyway. One of the first things I did when I got to Michigan was hit a Poconi, right? Because Michigan is a hot dog state and I look at it as sort of like a

Hot dog Shangri-La. I always know I'm gonna pack him in when I get up there Went to a Coney place on day two. I think I was there ordered some ordered some dogs sat down Got my hot dog looked like I'm fucking just a lovely bog standard Coney and I realized something. That quite shocked me. I didn't want to eat it. It's the first time I think I someone has put a hot dog in front of me and I didn't want it. And that was, you know, we've come a long way since the original prompt

that I issued you guys over a year ago now, which is just what's one food you don't say no to when it's offered to you, right? For me, it was hot dogs. I think I have found my limit. I ate that hot dog because I needed to and because I paid for it. And it was fine.

It was what a hot dog should taste like. But I think I just hit a limit where hot dogs are no longer appetizing to me currently. Wasn't sure like I was like, maybe I have an off day, right? Maybe things aren't going. Maybe it's just a weird day. I've been traveling. I got travel tummy.

Who knows? You just got called a ninja turtle like things. I just got bullied by an old hippie on a bike. Yeah, like I. So I waited a couple of days, avoided hot dogs, focused on pizza. Then I went to a Tigers game, got myself a game dog. You can't go wrong with a game dog, right? It was a struggle to eat it.

You're talked out. You got talked out. Guys, I'm officially dogged out. I don't know if anything is going to change between the recording of this July 14th and July 31st. But I- Oh, and that's a delicious looking dog. I very well may, those are my two dogs, yeah. And you can't see it, but there's onions and peppers under that dog, it's laid on top of them.

I very well may be done with hot dogs. Not forever, like a corn dog. Absolutely. But after a year of hot dogs, I'm considering taking a year off of hot dogs, not forever like a corn dog. Absolutely. But after a year of hot dogs, I may I'm considering taking a year off of hot dogs. Really? I think this is a more interesting experiment to see how many dogs it takes you to get dogged out, because how many corn dogs dogged you out? A lifetime of them, I don't know.

But in that one year, it can't have been more than like 20, surely, was it? Oh, no, surely it wasn't more than 20. Yeah. So I don't know what I'm at, like 58 or 59, maybe. I don't know. Somewhere around the high 50s. I don't know what my current count is, but it. I don't think an experiment has ever been so skewed by the act of measuring it in all of human history. No point or any average.

I definitely ate 40 more hot dogs than I would have. I think everyone did. I think I ruined hot dogs for myself in the near future in the service of this podcast. I think the hot dog boat is going to pass you by again. I think I agree. I agree. It'll come back. But man. Yeah. So we found out your dogged out count and it's going to be interesting by again. I think I agree. I agree. It'll come back. But man, yes, we found out your

dogged out count and it's going to be interesting to see how long it takes for you to bounce back. Yeah, I want to make I want to make a prediction that he eats one more before the count's done for the I got to eat one more. I guarantee you, because at some point between now and July 31st,

Eric and I will go to Nunya. All I was thinking about was there's no way he's not eating dog from Nanya. Like, oh, no way he's not. I'll eat the Nanya dog, which is, by the way, I saw him post about it. It's like the it's kind of like naturally a smash dog. He was saying, oh, that's great. It's all cut up and stuff. It's really good. It's great. I feel like if I go to Nanya, I might I might be able to get double digits

before the end of the year. I agree. They look delicious. Let's go Monday when you're back in town. All right. Back Tuesday, Tuesday when you're back in town. I can go Monday at night. I figured that Jeff and I don't mean to be critical of the place. I feel like that first dog you posted very unappetizing. I think maybe that would be visually.

I think it doesn't look good, but that second dog looks beautiful. It's a perfect looking dog. That first one does look dog shit. Yeah, it looks visually very ugly. It's a bog standard Coney. It's just chili and onions and then a hot dog in there. It's fucking they're delicious. This cheese, I think, but not criticizing the taste anyway, just visually unappetizing.

It also might be the fault of the photographer, not the hot dog. You know, maybe we got to throw that into it, too. But yeah, so if anybody like not only did I not, I think, hit the national average, I think I ruined hot dogs trying to do at least at least for a while. Really kind of bummed about it. I predict that it will be back by June of next year. So it'll only take me 11 months to recover, not 12. I think so. I think once we maybe.

No, I think, June, I think once it starts feeling summery, you'll get that itch again. Maybe I hope so. But as we said, I don't think you're gone. I think you're like you're like a hot dog lighthouse in the night and the boats just aren't coming through for a little bit. But you're still looking. You're still shining that light out there trying to find it.

I don't I don't want to be off the dog. You know, it's not it's not a choice that I'm making. It's a choice that my stomach is making for me, unfortunately. And it will see. We'll see. We'll see. We will find out. We'll find out. I had a very exciting rabbit hole. I went down big lore drop. I watched the movie The Edge recently,

which is a film starring Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin. And there's a bear in it. And that's all I knew about it is it's a movie about Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin fighting a bear. And it was fun. It's a movie that takes itself too seriously at times, and it's completely cartoonish and ridiculous during it. But and I'm glad I didn't see this in theaters

because it would have been an unintentional moment. It is supposed to be a very intense movie where they're getting chased by a man hunting bear that they have to deal with and then you get to the end credits and the end credits the first thing that appears is it transitions from from how did you survive this vicious thing that killed other men to shout out to our homie Bart the Bear for making this movie with us. We like Bart the Bear. That's thanks. Big ups for your work in this film,

which immediately led me to Google Bart the Bear. I needed to see what other films he had been in and it did not disappoint. His IMDb, I will say, unfortunately, for Bart, the bear was typecasted a lot as the bear. He is so many rules that are just bear or the bear. He got to be walking thunder. That was exciting. But my personal favorite role of his was the bear attacking children and fighting airy schweig.

I just love that they shouted out the name of the bears like Google the bear, which was not a thing when this movie came out and immediately go deep on the bear lore. Bart the bear was in a bunch of movies, had a brother, I believe that I'm blanking their name, right? A tank or brick or something. That means in that CV series, there surely were other bears not attacking children, like if they had to specify. That's a great I didn't even consider that implication.

But I guess there's a whole line of bears. There was a Bart too, which is unrelated to Bart, but the same people trained it and just named it Bart too. But then Bart too had a sister, I think that was in more movies. Brad Pitt made a documentary, I think, about Bart the Bear for the National Geographic Channel. I don't know why he was dealing with bear, but the more I learned about Bart the Bear, what a rabbit hole I went on.

And just what a strange the idea of like animal IMDB pages, thinking about that, making like career choices as an actor really amused me like Bart's mulling over his the next batch of scripts to see which one makes the most sense for him. Absolutely. Like he really wants to be in 12 Monkeys. But does he want to be the bear again? It's tough. What a tough choice. Has anybody else seen that movie, The Edge? No, no. I saw it in the theater and the correct me if I'm wrong Andrew

But the only thing I remember about that film is there's a scene where Alec Baldwin tells Anthony Hopkins That's the spirit that beat the Japanese which I always thought was such a wild thing to say Was he talking about? The Japanese referring to World War two, I believe but uh, yeah, he's trying to like toughen up Anthony Hopkins on the. And he's also trying to kill Anthony Hopkins the whole time, too, right? Because, oh, yeah. Steal his wife or something. The look he's giving in the movie poster. I've seen him give that look to a lot of paparazzi.

It is a strange movie where Anthony Hopkins plays the billionaire to a model wife and Alec Baldwin is the photographer of the wife. I guess like they regularly shoot together and there are sort of a weird implication of their relationship dynamics. And then they end up crashing the scenario and it's not really brought up until spoilers, Anthony Hopkins kills the bear.

And then what's very funny is they kill the bear. And then like the next transitional scene, they've made entire outfits out of the bears remains. Like it took them five minutes to skin this bear and then sew together these very elaborate outfits. Then they go to a little they fight a little hut. And then Alec Baldwin's like, yeah, I'm going to murder you because I want to steal your money and be with your wife.

You just tell them. Yeah. Well, it's a really kind of. It's not very exciting of a reveal where Anthony Hopkins is looking for a thing to light and he opens up a gift that his wife gave him because it was his birthday the day before. And he realized that on the receipt, it was also Alec Baldwin's watch that that he got, like his wife bought like three different gifts for three different people at the same time and one of them was the watch.

It takes a very strange turn, though, where he he traps Alec Baldwin into a fall pit where he gets impaled through the thigh by a massive log and then he just saves him. Like he doesn't kill him. He then retrieves him from the thing and they go kayaking for a while. And then it becomes a buddy comedy. And then it becomes a buddy comedy. And then Alec Baldwin's like, oh, crazy rapids. And then the bears wearing a watch as well.

Oh, the bear has a son and the sun shows up. The sun bears not happy. It's Jaws. It's Jaws with bears. It had some very odd casting to where it's the you'll know his name, the guy from Beverly Hills Cop that like is any shop owner. Now the other guy that's the shop owner that like Eddie Murphy interacts with and he comes back in the third movie.

I think shop owner. What shop? It's like he goes to like an art. Oh, the really sarcastic guy. Yeah. The art gallery, dude. There's like the light European guy that has like a European accent in the movie. Yeah. I don't. I'm surprised you don't just know who this person is, Jeff.

Are you talking about Bronson Pinchot? Yeah, maybe he plays Serge. Yes, him. He's in the edge, but he has no dialogue. OK, I just thought that was strange. I was expecting him to like be involved. My main takeaway, though, from the edge was that Bart the Bear exists. It was a lot of fun to go down that rabbit hole. Bart the Bear. I think the that's the first time Eric's picture is the first time I've seen a bear cock.

Go look at this bear's unit. Let's see. It's weird that such a large imposing animal is never referred to as like a large people. People go to horse cock a lot. Nobody ever says he's hung like a bear. Like a grizzly. Yeah. So maybe they're not that impressive.

I don't want to I don't want to overdo this bit. I think we'll have some separation from it, but I have a new things I learned. Okay. Oh, good. Wait, man. This is awesome. Oh, yeah. It's kind of connected to the edge a little bit.

You want to read those off and we can pick one and we can sort of dissect it. So my three prompts are Hitman Fool, doom is here and bear disease. Can I ask how many of these things that you've learned? Have you learned? I don't know what that means. Well, last last time you hadn't learned. Oh, because I didn't know because last time I asked a question. I get it. Funny bit. Ha ha. What's the bit you didn't.

It was you. You hadn't learned. Yeah, but this is stuff I learned. Oh, OK. But these are all things I've learned definitively. But that's what you said You hadn't learned. Yeah, but this is stuff I learned. Oh, OK. These are all things I've learned definitively. But that's what you said last time, too. Yeah, but I was. Well, OK, what is Hitman full, Andrew? Hit me full. Uh, I realized that there is a map in Hitman.

So I've been replaying Hitman three because it has all of the Hitman games in it has hit me and one hit me and two and three all of the hitman games in it has hitman 1 hitman 2 and 3 At least all the games in the most recent trilogy And I've been going through and getting you call it level mastery So I've gone through I've played some of these games multiple times. I played hitman 2 through level mastery at least twice Hitman 3 have done it doing it on Hitman one in Hitman three. And one of the challenges you get so to get mastery on a level, you have to do a bunch of challenges.

And one of them is to discover all of the locations within the map. So there are different rooms and sectors. I didn't know that you could hit select and go into a map screen and just see a map. And I've spent probably over 100 hours playing these hitman games. This true of this, this is coming from a guy who recently complained about Minds Eye where it has a mini map, but no map. Yeah. Well, that's on Minds Eye.

You never thought, oh, this mini map and hitman doesn't have a full map. I guess I've never felt the need to use it for how I play. Like, I'm just kind of walking around and holding right bumper to see. Like, I definitely never. Yeah, you don't need the map. You're good. I don't I don't need it. I'm good. But what I didn't realize is on the map, it tells you what areas you haven't visited before.

So up until this point, I would spend sometimes like two hours just scavenging every corner of a map being like, I found 30 of 31 locations. Where the fuck is this one room that I can't find? All the while not knowing that I could have just hit select and then checked every area of the map immediately and figured out where I was missing. It notifies it. There's a marker as to where you haven't been.

Huge waste of time. Such a big part of that game is the map. Gav, can I ask a question? Yeah. Can I be let off the hook now for not knowing about how to auto aim and crack down until after I beat it? Because this is going worse. Yeah, I think what yeah, it's definitely I think it's different because this is like mechanically I'm not missing something within the game. It's just like a map. What are you talking? Mechanically, you're missing the whole mechanic of the map

I am not missing a mechanic and playing the game and like how I interact with the world as the character. That's the only service a map provides in the video game is to help you interact with the game as the character. Oh, it's so good It's like watching a coyote with his foot caught in a trap just going like I gotta get out of this thing No, no, I think there's a difference because what Jeff was doing, Jeff shoots somebody in crackdown all the time. That's all you're doing. You're not always looking at a map and hitman.

You sometimes would engage with it to like find your place or whatever. You're not always shooting in crackdown. Sometimes you're punching. What else are you doing? You can punch people. You can kick people. You can race. You can drive. You You can drive. You can climb. You can race and fall asleep. If you were going to do a pie chart of things you're doing in Crackdown, 70% of it is firing weapons.

I bet if you were to do a pie chart and people that play the game properly in Hitman, look at the full map would come up a lot more than you realize. I think less than 30%. The original games, you would have a live feed of where everyone was on the map too. It's like how you knew where everyone was going to be on the other side of the door. I've looked at the map in other Hitman games. I just never engage with it in this trilogy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on, hang on, hang on. That makes it even worse. What, hang on, wait, what, hang on. Wait, you've used the map in other Hitman games?

Because it would, as Gavin said, it would actually show where the enemies are and like where the target is, but in this one, you just use your intuition and you see. You just see where they're at. You don't need the map. Man, it's so crazy. They took the map't need the map. It's so crazy. They took the map out of this game.

That's so strange. There's some stuff. Well, there were some pretty big changes in how Hitman worked, especially from like Absolution to the original trilogy. There's a big shift. Absolution 4. I would say it's worse because of this. You played a version of Hitman before that had a full map.

So you had to load this version of Hitman up and go like, oh, I guess the map's gone. I won't bother looking for it. I was playing Crackdown 1. I didn't know that there was a lock on mechanic in the game because I had no previous knowledge with Crackdown. I just missed that part of the tutorial. So with you, there's a legacy of map that you had experienced in Hitman. So if you were going for Silent Assassin and you got hit by a camera, you wouldn't just

look on the map where the security was to go and turn off the cameras. You would just walk around until you found the office. I mean, I would never like Silent Assassin is a thing I would do after multiple runs. And by that point, I just know where the feeds were. All right. Like you never go in thinking like I'm going to get silent assassin on my first try. It's like the first time I play Hitman level, I am just walking around the map, scanning things and like registering personally like, OK, this is here. This is that I can use this like it's just exploration.

There's nothing more satisfying than a first attempt silent assassin. I see. I would never even that's just not how I play these games. That's a later thing. That is a hit man. I want to get sweaty. The new BMO VI Porter MasterCard is your ticket to more. More perks, more points, more flights, more of all the things you want in a travel rewards card and then some.

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But yeah, that is Hitman Fool. The other options are Doom is here and Bared Disease. Doom is here. I've been listening to the radio a lot recently. I just have gotten in the habit of I enjoy. I have an app that like I can listen to radio stations all across the world. And I just cycle through. I just find random things.

My dad used to do that. Yeah. Son, it's been so long. I was skating through Jeff. You were in Vegas a while back throwing first pitch. But I believe I believe I was throwing heat, as they say. You were throwing heat. So as in Vegas. And so that just has been like one of the areas in my app and has like, oh, go back to Vegas.

And I was just cycling through. And I'll use this to sleep a lot of the time to where it has a sleep timer for like an hour. It'll turn off automatically. But I have an issue where if I listen to things I care about or enjoy, then I stay awake and I listen to them. So I needed something that I didn't give a shit about at all. And so I was like, oh, there's a religious radio station.

Let me throw this on. I don't give a fuck about whatever is being said. It's just noise. Now you mentioned a map. Is this a full map or a mini map of these? It's a full map. But in this one, it doesn't show the target locations, unlike previous iterations of the app.

And you also can't lock on to cities. Despite what you may try to do. I put this on. So I was listening to this religious radio station. I didn't realize that there are people like I obviously I get the God thing, believing in God or whatever. I didn't know that there are people that are just like there are demons on the streets.

That's crazy to me. We live in doom in some people's eyes. There's just straight up demons walking around. Fucking nuts. What? Yeah, I think that's often why people will just kill their whole family is just to get rid of the demons. Well, it's just it was people just being like, like, oh, the Satan's out there and demons and evil and whatnot.

It's like, that's fucking crazy. I understood the idea of like being good or being a bad person, but to literally interpret the existence of demons walking around like in these people's eyes, we're living in doom. This is crazy. So is it like a they live situation where we can't tell what I think? So, yeah, from my understanding, also, I'm not deep dive in the station. It was just I threw it on one evening and I was listening to a guy

that sounded like Piglet. Tell me that demons were real. And I was like, this is those people have to be. And I hope this isn't a controversial statement, but maybe it is. I know who you're talking about. Those people have to be the dumbest motherfuckers on Earth. A wild thing to believe. It just it opens up so many other, I guess. I don't know.

It's just it's wild. I never processed the concept of literal demon acceptance or belief. So that was something I learned. I didn't know people actually thought the demons were walking around. My last one. Wait, how though? How did you not think people believed that? I guess I just am not a religious person and I sort of understand the...

I guess it's sort of like Santa Claus to me, where I get the concept of believing in the idea, but not necessarily the literal symbolism of it. Taking it literally and taking it like in a spiritual sense, I think in my mind are very separate things. So where would demons sit between the Easter bunny and God? Somewhere below, I believe, right? Logistically, this is the hell thing. Logistically. Well, wait, isn't Easter bunny God or something that's tied to religion in some way?

Yeah. And what do you mean by that? I mean that I've seen Greg the bunny and there is a thing where the vampire was in a UFO and he was like, Easter day. This is the only podcast that talks about Greg the bunny. It's okay. Is this our second Greg the bunny reference this year? Yes, we have this stuff talking about Greg Greg the bunny and then it was like conscious pilot

He's wearing aviator goggles and I don't know Greg the bunny was pretty good There are some people who cannot exist in the world unless they find something to be terrified of and to hate and They look for demons under every pillow and corner of their lives. It's sad. I just look for them in doom. Good time with that. That's cool music and shoot some guns. Anyway, bear disease.

Bart, the bear died of cancer. I didn't know that that was the thing bears could die of. I didn't realize bears could get cancer. There's just kind of everything, isn't it? There's that popular fact that sharks can't get cancer, right? Really? Which means in my head, I guess most stuff can get cancer. I didn't know that fact. I didn't know that about sharks.

Isn't the thing that with sharks is that they could theoretically live forever if they just never caught any shark diseases? Cancer being one that they can't get, but there are other diseases they can get. I also heard if you turn one upside down it goes to sleep. Just like Albert. Yeah, I guess how many like could a slug get cancer? I don't know. I assume so. Based on Bart getting cancer. Probably don't know, I assume so. Based on Bart getting cancer.

Probably doesn't live long enough, you know? How long does a slug live? Let's all take guesses before I look it up. I'm gonna say one month. Okay, Gavin? Two year slug. Two year slug, and the other two? Eighteen months is gonna be my guess for a slug.

Next are next already on vacation. Are you playing GTA right now? No, yeah. How long does the slug live? Slugs typically live for six to 18 months, but some species can live longer up to three to four years. So I think Eric and Gavin are both pretty dead on. We're slug experts.

Oh, I wonder if a slug that's been alive for four years is considered like a wise and old elder slug to the younger slugs. And they they just sit around like slug campfires and listen to stories. They go and visit in the slug cave. I feel like animal lifespans are so often left out of animal fats. That's what that's a really good point. Like, I don't know how long the bat lives. Which version? What?

Which version of bat? Oh, that's typically lived between 10 and 20 years in the wild, but some species can live for 30 years. Shit. The longest lived bat on record was a male Brant's meiotis bat that lived to be 41 years old. So that could be a bat alive right now from the 80s. Yeah, probably not a lot of them, but one or two. It'd be cool if you could if there was a website that told you all the animals that were older than you right now oh Things I could learn from an elder bat. I think you'd be mostly like Crabs and tortoises, wouldn't it? Yeah, what is the oldest animal alive right now? Let's see I'm gonna guess I don't want to go to this beach bunch of old ass crabs live here Boomer beach is what I call this place. That's going to be like a 250 year old told us somewhere.

According to Google, I the oldest living animal on Earth is currently Jonathan, the Seychelles giant tortoise estimated to be around one hundred and ninety two years old. Damn. I would have thought older. Well, I think he was born around 1832. Look, dude, I bet that I bet that dude's got some stories. They're all slow, though. Christ. I was thinking about animals the other day.

Or you think I wasn't sure if I was going to bring this up to you guys, because it wasn't a fully formed thought yet. But for me, here's what I have written down. And you guys can go from here. Do you guys know how ants are organized and coordinated? Yes. Yeah. They're units. What if other animals were like that?

Oh, it's terrifying. It's terrifying, right? Like if birds behaved like ants or if hedgehogs or raccoons behaved like ants. That would be terrifying. It's a swarm of birds. Pretty organized. Yeah. But like all they do is they fly organized and like they go from place to place. They're not like getting fry bags as a crew.

They're not lining up in a in a a mile long line and then lining up in a mile long line and then carrying like, taking one piece of sugar cube and handing it to the next guy and just going down down the line over and over again. You know what I mean? Or they're not tackling problems in that way. Like you see ants that'll like build an ant bridge to a piece of food that's like precarious.

You're not seeing birds build bird bridges, you know, or you don't see, I don't know, dogs build dog bridges. No, I just think that we're lucky that other animals aren't as coordinated as absolutely are. If dogs are like cats got organized, they could take over cities instantly. 100 percent. 100 percent. What's that like? That's the thing. It's too it's like ants. Cool.

I'm not too worried about ants. I can eliminate ants. But how much bigger does the organism have to get before it becomes scary? Like if you saw, I don't know, 500 cockroaches in unison doing ant stuff. Oh my God. That might be scary.

You see 500 ants, you don't think twice. You see 500 cockroaches in unison, you might, you probably, probably need to have yourself, you think 500 ants you don't think twice you see 500 cockroaches in unison you might you probably Probably need to have yourself. You think you'd really I'd need probably need to be evaluated I'm clues in my mind same with like flies. Oh Jesus fire you just start looking for a body like flies marching in an order or flying in a single file line You know what I mean? I wonder how many mosquitoes it would take to drain somebody of blood fully. Dear God, I bet the internet knows. Hold on. How many most like if there was like a wave of mosquitoes

and you just got bit like 10, like I would be way more than that. Let's say like 100000 times. Would it look like a big blob of red flying off into the distance? I have an answer. Anybody want to take a guess on how many mosquitoes it takes to drain a human of blood? Dude, I just wouldn't even know where to start. There's just a million. Okay.

Ten million. Million. I'm going to guess 45,000. What are we doing here? Dude, I think it's I think it's got to be somewhere like like 90. I mean, like really doubling up on Gavin. I think it's gonna be like 90, to be somewhere like like 90. I mean like really doubling up on Gavin I think it's gonna be like 90,000 You guys are shooting a little low it would take approximately

1.2 million mosquitoes to completely drain the average human of their blood a single mosquito can consume about zero point zero zero five millimeters of blood but all the average human has about five liters millimeters of blood, while the average human has about five liters. If I splat a mosquito and a bunch of blood goes, are you saying I can have a million splats worth of blood? Well you'd be pretty weak before, yeah, you'd probably, I'd probably get around 500,000, you'd start to, you'd probably, you'd probably get pretty tired and do a little less splatting. The only thing I know is it takes 10,000 beastings to kill a man.

It's a firm fact right there. Ten thousand. Tell that to Macaulay Culkin and my girl. Oh, he had an allergy. I was referencing a bear volleyball Jackass thing. Oh, yeah. They have like 100000 bees and their animal experts like takes 10,000 and even savings like, what are we doing here? We've got ten times as many as he just said it takes to kill somebody. I would be. I think the mosquitoes, I don't like mosquitoes.

I'd be a lot, but ants who does would be a problem, too. No, like mosquitoes, who's pro mosquito? You said that there was going to be a lot. But ants. Who does it be a problem to like mosquitoes? Who's pro mosquito? You said that like it was going to be a controversial. Mosquito. It was a game. They made a game for it. They're they're people that like being mosquitoes, mosquito heads out there. And I'm on the record as saying I don't like mosquitoes. Sorry if that's controversial.

That's why I think it could be fun, though, if they coordinate like ants. If you have enough of them is imagine like waking up and your bed is in a different place. Like they lifted your bed because they're strong as a unit. Sounds scary as hell. Yeah. You just travel places, save on gas, just get a bunch to lift the car. And I mean, now we're kind of getting in the grounded territory or like I want to be able to control. I guess this is like probably a Marvin villain, a Marvel Marvin.

Marvin comics. It would be a Marvin comics is an idea not good enough for Marvel. It's the knockoff offshoot Marvin comics. The and the ant mega mega ant. What would it be? What would the villain name be? Guy who tries to control the ants with his mind. Ant Man? But you want the knockoff?

But you want the knockoff? He's friends with Mrs. Mavis. Who's the knockoff Paul Rudd? Yeah, no kidding. Who is the knockoff Paul Rudd? I don't know, nobody comes to mind for me. Paul Rudd is, very specific guy. Who is the guy that played Gambit in Wolverine Origins?

Oh, yeah. Who's Channing Tatum? No, no. Taylor, Taylor, her bitch. Also the star of Battleship. Yes, star star of Battleship. Never saw that one. Was that the was Rihanna and she was as about the thing? I wonder what Rihanna's film career looks like because I know she was in battleship and she's in the smurfs movie that comes out Like which everybody should see by the way Need that movie to make about 350 million dollars. He's in this is the end

I don't think I could name another Rihanna movie, which is sort of surprising I feel like she's probably been in. Or maybe she stopped. Maybe she made Battleship was like, I got all I need from this acting experience for a little while. Let's see. Oh, she was in some other big hitters. She was in Valerian in the city of a thousand whatever planets.

Oh, weird. Battleship to Valerian is such an. Oh, weird. Battleship to Valerian is such an interesting one deal. She was in a lot of a lot of oceans. Eight. She was in. Oh, I didn't see that one. Oh, yeah. Bates Motel. She was in the episode two episodes. Do you think we could do a draft of movie directors who forgot how to make movies?

That's very specific going from fifth element to valerian would be on my list or like Directors who made good movies and then disappeared and just didn't make anything else like tobe hooper made two Of my favorite movies and then disappeared hmm tobe tobe Hooper You don't know no. He's the guy that directed the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Oh and then he

He also directed a movie called invaders from Mars that is one of my favorite movies of all time. 80s like kids horror movie. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, this one's awesome. What's the name of the saw guy? Isn't he like Tobe Hooper or something? Guy that plays Jigsaw, Tobin Bell, Tobin Bell. I know. I know there is a tobe in there. Good point. Thank you. That's redemption for the slug right there.

Pulling Tobin Bell. That's redemption for the slug right there pulling tome bell slug redemption I Want to watch changing the lights. I just watched the edge. I Have a list of movies. That's why I watch the edge Guys guys. I want to watch changing. Well, let me explain I have a list of movies and the edge was one of them. Were there movie store movies where I've never heard anyone talk about them? I've just seen the poster a lot and I don't know anyone who's seen them.

I've never heard any discourse around them. And changing lanes is one of those for me. Don't know what it's about. Don't know anyone who's seen it. Have never heard anybody talk about it. Feels like it could be a fake movie, but I've seen it so many times. That that poster. That's all I know. It's a Ben Affleck movie.

Oh, yeah. There you go. Ben Affleck, Samuel Jackson. They're probably changing lanes. I don't know anything else about it, but I'm excited to watch it. It's been my my recent how I've been watching movies. The edge was a similar thing of like, I know bears involved, but that's all I know. I don't know what this is. Similarly, I stumbled into a movie that I'm going to watch called Death Valley

that I just bought on Blu Ray. OK. And it stars a young Peter Billingsley before he was in. I'm assuming it was before. Hold on. Let me I'm trying to find the poster. What does this move Death Valley? Has anyone seen Changing Lanes while you're pulling that up? No, no.

See, nobody's seen this fucking movie. No, but it was all I know about it. I've just never seen it. Weird. What's your death valley about? So it's Peter Billingsley. He's a young kid. Imagine him a little bit younger than in his role in A Christmas Story. He lives with his dad like in New York.

I'm just going off the trailer. And his mom remarries or has a new boyfriend. And he has to go spend a vacation with his mom and her new boyfriend. And it's like Billy thought the worst thing he would do today would be to say goodbye to his father or maybe having to get to know his mother's new boyfriend. But the worst thing he's gonna have to do today is survive. And then it's a, he and his mom and his mom's boyfriend go to Death Valley on a vacation to drive,

I don't know, just driving through nothing in Death Valley, but a serial killer latches onto them and chases them down and tries to kill them. And it's all about Peter Billingsley, like eight years old, running from a serial killer in the desert. Isn't that where the Undertaker's from? Death Valley, I believe. So, yeah, for all I know, that is for all I know, he's the serial killer.

I haven't seen it yet. But I hope he saved them. The tagline is not even a scream escape. So that's pretty cool. So maybe while you watch changing lanes, I'll watch my blue. Oh, shit. What dog shit should I watch? You don't have movies that you've seen posters of, Gavin, that you just like you don't know anything about the clumps. The clumps is a great one.

It's a great one. You should watch the clumps. Oh, man, really? I don. You should watch The Clumps. Oh man, really? I don't wanna watch The Clumps. You said it, dude. You said it, man. It's too late. You brought it up.

Oh, what about Sliding Doors? Has anyone seen that? I don't even know what Sliding Doors is. No, I don't think I've seen Sliding Doors. That was Gwyneth Paltrow, yeah. It's Gwyneth Paltrow, and it's like a whole thing she, if she got on the train, her life would have been different. Then she dies or something. She'll like be a brunette, I think is like the difference.

Like she had like a different haircut. See to me, sliding doors is like a changing lanes ass type of movie name. Yes. That's what I thought. Do you think that Eddie Murphy had like one bad, one bad movie with a costar? Like he had one bad experience and was like never again and just decided that he would be all of his costars. It's such a weird thing that he has so many movies where he's playing like all nine of the characters that are in.

When did he first do it? Was it coming to America? Probably coming to America? Probably coming to America. Yeah. Yeah. I assumed he was like if I don't cast anybody else in this film, I can keep all the extra money If I play every character, I'll just I'll just be I'll just get it. Yeah, I'm just gonna get I'm just gonna pay myself for each Role, I'm in what if it was like an all-time scam where they didn't know it was him Playing all the roles when they hire like the casting director just thought he was meeting six different actors

Yeah, the studio was like wow you all of new people. We've never heard of in this movie Any Murphy really trying to bring new people and we're giving out a lot of sag cards. It looks like in this thing He's in sag eight times. I like to imagine it continued off screen or like he had a chef character he would play and he'd make the meals like it's just Eddie Murphy profiting every way he can. He's taking every job. I would love to know if if Eddie Murphy ever dreams about other people he's played.

Or does he like he's he is those people? Yeah. Yeah. I want to see a remake in the movie identity, but with the cast of the clumps. I want it. And I want all the alternate personalities to just be clumps characters. Is the original Nighty Professor? Are they called the clumps in that? I think I watched it as a child and I don't remember anything about it.

I mean like the old old one. Oh, the original, not his first? Yeah, because I assume he was still a clump in the first one, but was the original character the clump? Yeah, but do you think the clumps were in the first one or do you think they brought the clumps in for the second? Well, I mean, he was a clump, wasn't he? Wasn't he always a clump?

I'm assuming he was always a clump, but I'm curious if this cast of characters were in the first. If he's a clump, he's got to come from a line of clumps. Oh, you definitely will. But I was curious if the line of clumps was in the first or if we're getting introduced to all these clumps in the second. I'm pretty sure a lot of the clumps were in the first one. Then why make... I don't...

I mean, I haven't seen the Nutty Professor. Just feels like a weird thing to be like, you know what? The second thing we're going to make a sequel and instead of it being like about goofy science, I mean, I haven't seen the Nutty Professor just feels like a weird thing to be like, you know what? The second thing we're going to make a sequel and instead of it being like about goofy science, let's focus in on the clumps. I think the people really want some clumps in their life. Jerry Lewis's name in the first Nutty Professor is Professor Julius Kelp. So the sequel would have been the Kelps.

Yeah. So he went from Kelp to clump. They modernized it. His alternate ego is Buddy Love. That's when he been the kelps. Yeah. So he went from kelp to clump. They modernized it. His alternate ego is buddy love. That's when he's the cool guy. Well, he's buddy loving the new one too. But yeah, I like the clump. So you've seen it.

I've seen the first clump. I've seen the first night, Professor. I've seen the first clump. I've seen the first clump. I've seen OG clump where his buddy love and then I've never seen you've never seen o og kelp I've never seen kelp and I've never seen night professor to the clumps would you rather watch nutty professor to the clumps or the original nutty professor starring Jerry Lewis the original night

professor well maybe that should be the movie you watch Eric's gonna watch sliding doors you're gonna watch nut doors. You're gonna watch study professor Cuz you posted it and then Nick's gonna watch something to Nick what are you gonna watch out? Oh, that's good question You're a bitch about watching sliding doors. That was a well reviewed movie. That's the one who brought it up What I didn't have anything! I posted the picture! I posted pictures of a bear! I posted changing lanes! Like, what are you talking about?

Picture posting is nine-tenths of the law. Oh my god! Did they do a Nutty Professor 3? Did we ever see the clumps again? I think we need to get the clumps back. I can't believe you never saw the first one. I feel like every kid rented that for a birthday. I think I may have seen it in theaters as a kid, but like, I don't remember about it.

Did they have toys for the Nutty Professor? I feel like I may have got like a Happy Meal toy or like a Burger King toy for them. Do you remember a bit where he's massive and he farts and there's an explosion? No. He's like the size of a building. That might have been a dream sequence. I'm not sure if that was canon to the story. No. I don't.

Yeah, I can't. I don't have any memories of the Nutty Pro. Oh my God. Oh my God. I have to take a shit. Let's end this. Wrap up. I keep sending the message to wrap up.

I keep saying it. Yeah, but this isn't right. I've taken five shits today already. Oh, that's oh. How do I think a six shit? It's what it's what you want. Traveling in the afternoon. Road trip. You get travel, but sometimes.

Yeah, but it didn't hit me till today. I got home at noon yesterday. Speaking of which, I had a really good time driving from Austin to Michigan. That's not a bad drive I mean, it's like a two-day drive, but I will say this Little Rock, Arkansas and Texarkana are dog shit Well, no offense to anybody who lives there but man Not great places to hang out. Is there a Little Rock in Little Rock? Like there is a round rock and Round Rock that isn't that real? Is there a little rock that isn't that little?

Name a place that doesn't have a little rock. Mars. That's a bad one. Nothing but Mars. Wrap this up. Is there a little rock? Guys, we're gonna wrap this up. As we go out, we're gonna learn a little bit about the Little Rock.

Little Rock. It is a now reduced stone outcrop projecting in the Arkansas River from its south bank in the city's waterfront area adjacent to Junction Bridge. I think I was actually by Junction Bridge, whose foundations include a portion of the rock. Yeah. So I guess it's kind of gone, But there is a bronze plaque mounted on it. Hell, the original original rock was 18 feet above the river. Hmm.

We should buy one of those rest in peace benches, but just put the clumps on it. What do you mean? Clumps on it. Just right. I think I just think it's funny that there's a clumps bench. That just makes me happy. The premise that like you sit at a bench and you're like, oh, who's this in dedication to? Oh, the clumps. So you want to dedicate just a bench in.

But does it have to be can it be in Little Rock? A Little Rock bench anywhere? It doesn't even have to be a legal bench. We could just put a bench somewhere that says the clumps on. Ain't nobody stopping benches. I feel like we should just put all these dog that says the clumps on. Ain't nobody stopping benches. I feel like we should just put all these dogshit movies on a wheel and watch one of them. We could end up watching the club. Why? We can't even finish Charmed.

Yeah, but maybe after we finish Charmed, we could do that. If somebody would let us finish it. You're real worked up about watching more Charmed. I don't think that's the reason we're worked up, bud. You're acting like episode three is coming out next week. I can't figure out, honestly, maybe you guys can help me out here as we as we end this episode. I can't figure out if Gavin is rescheduling

Charmed episode three because of just scheduling issues or because he can't bring himself to watch any more of it and he just needs a buffer. Well let me let me tell you something that might blow your mind. I had a really good time making Wheel of Decades. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed the hell out of it but nobody else seemed to in the process of it. I like... us. laughter

Alright, well, let's go ahead and take old Yeller back around the barn and put a bullet in its head. It's got rage and rabies and well, I spoiled it for you, unfortunately. laughter We're gonna have to put it down. Much like episode 64 of the Regulation Podcast, it is in the ground. We are throwing dirt over it. There's some old ladies crying in the corner. There's Vaseline everywhere.

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