F**kface - Do Woman Really Have One Less Rib // Coziest Body Part [47]

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about episode numbers, dipping your foot in the heel pool, ribs placement, measure at the skin, cozy, human defenses, battery life, stadium ashes, go panthers, death fog horn, time theories with Andrew, real life QTEs, CPAP, ordering ribs, turkey eggs, falcon retrieval, horse eggs, adult lunchables, ABCDEFBitch, recording bincoulars, philly cheese stakeout continued, Mario Party March ending, and trying to talk on the phone. Sponsored by ShadyRays. Thanks, Shady Rays. Get 35% off polarized glasses at shadyrays.com - code REGULATION. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This is episode 47, which has got to be about our 253rd, 254th episode or so. With me as always, Andrew Pan, Gavin Free, The Mech and Nick, Lil Ricky B, and I don't know if I've ever said my name or not, but I'm Jeff. Why do you never know the exact number? Well, it's like 205, 206 or 206, 207. Then you got to do the math and you got to add the episode number. Oh, gosh. Yeah.

I can never remember if it was 206 or 207 that we did. I don't remember if it was like 207 episodes across 206 episodes or 206 across 205. I thought it was 206 because there was one episode for every bone of the human body. But we skipped one. Right. But episode 196, we skipped. What bone did we miss? Maybe the...

Probably the wiener bone. Fibia. The fibia is an important bone. That would be a real problem. If you were building a human and you're like, OK, I did it all the... Oh, wait, there's a bone in the box? That would be a problem. A phibia was the phibia bone.

You're like going over to other people, be like, hey, did you spare bone? Oh, no, you didn't. Oh, no. Oh, this person is going to be in trouble. If you had to lose a bone, Andrew, which one would you go for? If I had to lose a bone, stirrup. Immediately, the pinkum to mind. What? Baby toe. Maybe the baby toe.

I don't know. I think you need all the balance you can get with your ankles. That's true. You just handicapping your handicap. But maybe that's the way to go. Maybe just make it worse because it's already not good. Maybe just like embrace the bad. What if you just like went with that, like just had one less rib? Oh yeah, you can suck yourself off of all that.

Yeah, yeah, and that's the way God created woman. So. That's true. Oh, yeah, that's true. Do a woman really have one less rib? Do women really have one less rib? That's the title of this episode. Is that bollocks? You have an ability as, and I've known you for most of your life now, one of the smartest

people I've ever met, but you have an ability to sound so unbelievably stupid when you speak. That's how I make a living. Woman. It's just impressive, man. It's it really is impressive. Wow. I want a whole category of what Gavin could speculate for women called do woman. Just a whole thing.

Does woman. We're walking. I don't want to be associated with a show called Do Woman. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. You said it. But you did say it. I said a lot of stuff.

It's the Jeopardy category. Do Woman. Do Woman have less rim? But no, whatever. Is it bollocks? Is it shit? Is it a little shit? Yes, it's bullshit.

We both have the same amount. All right. Well, I mean, I don't think it's obvious. Wait, just to be clear, are you asking is Adam and Eve shit? No, I'm not Adam and Eve. I'm just... There are certain anatomical differences between a man and a woman. I was wondering if that one was real. If a man loves a woman, does she have a must-read?

I think when Meg gets to this episode, she's going to be an Andrew sympathizer again. She might be. Because for everyone that she, because she's now given me a list of stuff she disagrees with, she is still delivering me the stuff that she is an Andrew sympathizer for. Good. Good. This is so fascinating. What episode is she on Dina?

Yeah, what's the most recent? She's up to like 20 something. Last episode you talked about stuff that she didn't agree with Andrew on, which I'm sure, you know, it's a laundry list and the greatest hits. What what are some of the things that she did agree with Andrew on? Do you have that list? I'm just curious. Much shorter list, I would assume.

I would have to think there's been a few. I don't think I wrote those down. I have to go back and when she told us that like the pencil thing was like She's like, oh, we got to like the pencil things like episode 16. It's like I can't believe that that happened that early for this show That's all real to me. Yeah, it's I thought if you would ask me I would have said like 40 like I know I That's unreal Was Andrew dipping his foot into the heel pool and then immediately retreating? Yeah, the worst part of that is we batch recorded this.

So it was all done. And then the initial reaction when I was like ramping up was not good. And there's this oh, boy, we are we're on an on ramp to the highway that we cannot change. It is so important to the foundation of who we are I'm so glad I wouldn't have taken it any other way It was like trying to steer a car after you've already hit the jump like the wheels aren't doing anything Notice if you had one less rib

Oh, my God. Notice if you had one less rib. Uh, I think if if it was in the middle, I would know if I was a UFC fighter, I would. I just wonder, like, I don't I don't feel like I want like I don't feel like my ribs are doing much. They clearly are. But you. I've never walked around and been like, boy, glad I have ribs. You've never like walked into something and been like, man, I'm glad my heart didn't take that impact. All the ribs are below the heart, aren't they?

Where do the ribs go? I'm at a 10 again. I'm a hard 10. I'm at a full 10 right now, Jeff. Where do the ribs end? The ribs. Meg's done again. You know, Jeff. Where do the ribs end? The ribs. You know, have you ever felt your collarbone? Yeah.

There's no way you're telling me the ribs go up to the collarbone. Zero percent chance. What's below your collarbone? Like a breastplate? Chest, chest bone. Chest bone. What's the chest bone? what's the sternum in the middle of? the chest

laughter alright man, prepare to learn something about yourself let's see, okay, let's look at this I would hate to lose a rib in the middle of the ribs. It would have to be the bottom rib. It would have to be the bottom rib. I mean, the ribs go all the way up. Man, when I think of ribs, that is not what I visualize.

Ribs go all the way up. So you thought it was more of like a belt? Yeah. Maybe I'm thinking of like cartoon ribs when they show ribs in cartoons. Like Fred Flintstone. That's real ribs though Here let me see if I can find Where did you think the ribs were just around the waist? lung Andrews looking at cartoon skeletons playing the xylophone and going to the

Yeah, I am trying to find what I would think of as the ribs. What I would think of. Yeah, I thought, could somebody let me find an image of a person. And I'll tell you where I thought the ribs. I always did find it strange that the ribs kind of give up at the bottom of the sternum. That's just like we don't need one around the stomach and things. Yeah. Intestines.

I was looking for ribs and, uh, I agree. That's, that's half a rack of ribs. Uh, okay. Person. Let me find a person here. I dropped an image in there of just a person. There's like anatomy. So where do you think?

Like, where do you think where your ribs are you think the ribs are? Point to where your ribs are. Yeah, let me remix. I'm remixing this image for you. I'm excited about this. I would... I would think ribs... Flintstones is fucking wild. Just looking at images of the Flintstones. Okay.

I black boxed the ribs. Okay. I black boxed the ribs. Okay. You're a fucking psychopath. Just for everyone listening at home, he circled the intestines. Your tummy.

You thought all of your ribs were where the ribs end? Yeah, I guess. You thought your ribs started where the softest part of you starts. Here's the thing. You're pushing your tummy. When I see the ribs that you guys are posting up the rib cage, it's like, yeah, that is what that looks like. But when I imagine where my ribs are, that is what I imagine.

What do you mean, though? Because you've you've drawn a square right at the bottom. You've maybe encompassed the two lower ribs of 12. How? Yeah. Twenty four total, I guess. Do you just feel your bottom rib and think this is the beginning? I don't listen, I'm not feeling ribs at all. I'm not trying for ribs.

But if they're just there, as I said, I never really think about them. Looking at the rib cage, though, I do feel confident I could lose one of those. I don't need all of those. Yeah, get rid of some of those. You wouldn't even know where to look for it after you lost it. That's true. If you took away the third rib, I wouldn't even know I had a rib there. So Eric said it's fine.

Everybody probably would, though, if someone pressed on your chest and it kind of went further in than everywhere else. Um, you know, I'm actively avoiding chest presses. Generally speaking, we started this making fun of Gavin because of the do do do woman really have one less rib? And Andrew is telling us that he thinks his ribs are around his stomach and I'm like Something's wrong. It's like crazy. He thinks your ribs go where you wear a wrestling belt Well, that's what the that's what the Hulk Hogan's championship title was there to protect his ring When he had to take on the Undertaker his ring when he had to take on the Undertaker. Gotta protect these guts.

How could the ultimate warrior defeat the Macho Man Randy Savage without his world title? If you had ribs there, Andrew, and I assume the actual reason we don't have ribs there is because you wouldn't be able to bend. All of your ribs would hit. See, I think I think reverberation might be my enemy. What? Go ahead. So here's it.

I searched because I was thinking where would I, where would I reference this? Like why would I visually imagine this? This is, I Googled man breaks ribs. Here's a photo of someone in a fight having the ribs broken. That's kind of low. I think there's reverberation. Your ribs still are. Yeah. Look at the picture. He got kicked under his arm.

That's where your ribs are. Yeah. Yeah. But under the, look at where your ribs are. Yeah. Yeah, but under the. Look at where his waist is. Look at where his look at where his leg like his thigh ends and it's bending. Look at how high up he's getting kicked. This could be a very long back problem as well. I just think my proportions. Oh, my God.

I think my proportions are way off. When I think your ribs are low. Now, I don't know if my ribs are low. I just feel like when I'm evaluating where something is in regards to somebody else, I think it's off. I'm wondering whether you have misconceptions about other body parts. Feel free to ask. I just don't even know where to start.

Yeah, just throw one out. I got five fingers. Feel free to ask. I just don't even know where to start. Yeah, just throw it out. Got five fingers. I wouldn't have thought that ribs would have led us to where we are now. Like well, thumb is like it's it's a finger, but it's not a finger, right? Doesn't have a different name. Thumb? Yeah, the thumb.

Yeah, you just said it. I thought there was a different name. Where's your hip? Oh, it's on. It's I don't know how to say it outside of my hip. So I'm I it's above It's the waistline, right? uh Yeah, I mean top of the pelvis Yeah, i've been pretty confident. I know where the hip is but the hip the hip bone is more

On the side though, isn't it? It's like where your leg goes in. It's where the leg goes in. Is it not? I don't know. You're asking the wrong guy. The pelvis is huge. It's a big old bastard. So it's a really big bone. Fucking listen, brag about it. Not everybody has the same pelvis size you do.

Doesn't make Nick any less of a man. A woman's pelvis is pretty different. It's got one less rib. You'd be like, man, I couldn't hit unmute fast enough for that. Do you ever think about, Andrew, how you assume that your skeleton is inside you, but really you're on the inside of your skeleton? What? Your brain is on the inside. Yeah.

So your skeleton's outside of where you are. Well, I'm a, I measure at the skin, so it's all the same. You exist at the skin? No, I'm saying it's all below the skin, so it's all inside. The only outside is skin. But on the outside of you US boat and then skin. Yeah, but it's that's still on the inside because the outside of skin. If you say the outside of a Snickers bar is not the chocolate, you're ridiculous.

But there are there are different layers. Yeah, I kind of got to agree with Andrew here on this one. It doesn't really matter like where the turkey and the ham go in a club sandwich. They're still on the inside. I'm going to I'm going to chalk that one up as a point for me and the Meg points point for me skin on the outside. But why are you? What am I? Yeah. Where are you?

I don't I don't understand what that means. Well, you're in your head. Oh, well, well, not really. Not right now. I mean, I am, but I'm not, because that's an expression of you're in your head. God, it's the best. And that expression doesn't make sense if you're like, I know you're literally up in your head, but like, I'm not overthinking it. Anything I'm under, I don't have to worry about over.

I'm a big under guy. Yeah, I think it's pretty clear you're not overthinking anything right now. I gotta say, I love the fact that I can... I could be over here stressing because I got nothing to talk about today because we're doing back to backs. And then you just ask Andrew a basic general knowledge question and you get like 22 confusing minutes.

It's really fascinating. Would you take ten thousand dollars? But you were in the shaft of your penis. Like, that's where you were. But nothing else is different. Well, wait, wait. So you mean like my brain is there, but I still experience everything as I do now. Yeah. Yeah, of course.

For how long? Rest of your life. Oh, oh, wait, I don't have a rib down there. How would you know? Like, why would you care? Do you have a brain rib? Do you feel like you exist in your head at the top of your body, Gavin? Do you feel like you're seated there? I think if I didn't know about the human body, I think I would assume I'm right behind my

eyes. That's where I feel like I am hmm interesting. I feel like I'm everywhere If you told me I was in my car could protect your shaft I'd be like oh wow I wasn't even worried about it Notice that parts of your body are more cozy than other parts I've been noticing this recently What do you mean? I've been noticing this recently with my new blanket. My legs feel, when I think of cozy, it's my legs are really the, like they're really sucking in all that coziness.

What do you, so you feel the benefits of being cozy in your legs? Yeah, like 90% of it is legs. And it could be because I'm somebody who constantly is moving their legs. So maybe it's the friction as opposed to I don't really move the upper half. Coziness to me is on the back of my shoulders. Really? Yeah.

Because when you like when you like pull the duvet over you and you're like, oh, this shit's cozy. You really you stop feeling the breeze on your back. Interesting. My legs are more passive. I don't really think about my legs I'm kind of the same if anything my legs are the part that are always moving around because I'm Uncomfortable and they won't sit still it's the top half of me that feels cozy because it's stationary

Yeah, it's nestled in the blanket. I'm never thankful of a temperature change when it comes to my legs I don't really worry about it. Well, I like, I like getting the room real cold and then getting under the covers and the legs heating up. That's always a cozy feeling. Eric, what part of your body is the coziest? I don't think there's a single cozy part of my body. There's not a part of me that's ever comfortable or cozy. I don't see you as a cozy guy. I don't feel like you've ever been cozy.

No, truly what you're talking about, where you like you, you pull the duvet over and whatever, that is not coziness. It's just a sense of relief of, I can now flip the switch and it will be dark in my brain for the next eight hours until the lights come back on. Constantly on edge is absolutely right, yes. I also feel like I really love, be dark in my brain for the next eight hours until the lights come back on. Constantly on edge is absolutely right.

Yes. Do you? I also feel like I really love it's not necessarily cozy, but if my hands are cold and I wash my hands with warm water, an amazing feeling. Love it. Really? Yeah. I can find that to be jarring.

But it depends, I guess. What is the best non-sexual feeling? Sneeze? Ooh. Sneeze is really good. Head rub. Like, scalp rub. Like that. Have you ever had, like, the thing that, like, it's like, I don't even know how to describe it. It, like, scratches your head, sort of.

Like, it's like a spider leg looking thing. Oh, like the prong thing, like a whisk that's been cut open. Yeah. It's a, I don't know what, oh yeah. Yeah. Here it is. It's this thing. It is. This is maybe. The best nonsexual feeling, whatever that thing is. But like a scalp massager, it's the craziest feeling in the world. It's like somebody cut a whisk off halfway down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's like nothing else feels like that. Back scratch. Yeah. Oh, it's good. So do you do that every day? This thing? Yeah. No. If

it's the best thing, why aren't you doing it? Uh, I don't know where it is. It's around here somewhere. I don't know. That to me is the ultimate. And yeah, I have one of those, but Todd knows where it is. Yeah. I don't have one, but if I feel like if I did, I would never know where that is. Yeah, exactly. Because it feels good. Like when, when I, when it happens, I feel like that dog. So say your small wife was like, Eric, just come here. And she just tucked you into the bed. And she just started using that on your head.

Would you feel cozy? Yeah, I mean, I would feel asleep within 10 seconds. Yeah. Wow. So I don't know if that's cozy, but that's what I would feel. Yeah. I went and just got a hair wash scalp massage thing from a place that just opened that I really enjoyed. Yeah, it's nice without a haircut

No, it was not a haircut. It was It was just that it was like scalp massage hair wash thing. That was like really really nice. I like that stuff I like uh Having a time to stop and go like oh this thing will be taken care of for you. It's like, oh, that's cool. I don't have that in my life at any other time. So that's really nice. You're like a car. I'm, you know what? I'm just like a car. You're going to a shop. You're going, it's like getting your oil changed.

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Big old thanks to Shady Rays for sponsoring this episode. If a car had ribs, where would they be? On the under the hood? I would think doors. It's got the it's that cage that's underneath the engine. It's the like, you know, like, like new cars have like, like an undercarriage. Oh, to stop like scrapage and puncture. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's like a car undercarriage guard that you can that I think you can have. Like it's I think that's I think that's ribs.

It's interesting that Mother Nature doesn't perceive a lot of threats to be coming from the ground up. They always seem to be coming out towards us, you know, horizontally, because all of our defenses are designed to defend ourselves from horizontal threats. But like our balls are wide open, you know, there's nothing protecting those bottom of your foot. What's soft? What's worse than stepping on a nape? Yep. Think about it.

Birds could be dropping stuff on you. Squirrels could be dropping stuff on you. And what are you going to do to defend that? Wear a helmet? I don't think so. I won't even wear one when I ride a bike. I'm too cool for that. Like Mother Naivis, Mother Nature gave us backs. Those are really strong.

You can deflect a lot of, like you hit somebody with a baseball bat on the back, they'll probably live, you know? Mother Nature. And from the front. But man, something coming down, up or up down, you're fucking boned. Like a killer mole. Yeah. You gotta watch out for those killer moles.

You gotta watch out for those mole men. Do you think it starts getting depressing in life when you buy batteries and they expire after you're gonna die? Well, you don't know when you're gonna die. No, I know. If I was like, I just bought some AAAs, right, and they expire in 2038. I'm gonna be 50 then. Like, I can't imagine being 82 and buying batteries that expire in. I imagine when you're in your 80s, you buy less of stuff. Costco becomes less. Also, probably. Yeah. You know, are you are you concerned about the expiry date on your batteries?

You're certainly going to use them before. Yeah. But sometimes you glance at me like, what bloody hell, that's the future. And then suddenly it's 2038 and you're like, what happened? That's why I always buy batteries that expire next year, because you're like, bloody hell, that's the future. And then suddenly it's twenty thirty eight. And you're like, what happened? That's why I always buy batteries that expire next year, because it's like I'm out living these. It's like a test for me. I would honestly assume every battery would outlive me. Like I didn't see it's not produce.

It doesn't seem like it would expire. Yeah. Well, they drain. I understand that. But it just like it seems like something that would last forever. Like I would assume all batteries have like a hundred year Shelf life. So when you hear the term battery life and you think you think it's like your life Yeah, I just I just sort of challenged the time to say I hope I live longer than this battery But at some point it's not gonna happen. Hey. Hey Jeff. Have you ever thought that sentence before?

Damn it, and I just playing pong and on ridiculous, you know, I can't say that I have Eric, but I'm not quite 50 yet. So who knows? We'll see. Gavin, do you have a middle life crisis when you go into a bookstore because there is no expiry? Just a bunch of things that are intended to last. I just think it's the furthest expiration I've seen to the point where it's like, man, that's really the future, isn't it? It would be cool if books came with an expiration date on the knowledge in them.

Like this book is going to be useful for the next 62 years and then it's going to be completely outdated. Don't buy this book. It's going to be outdated in three years. We're going to fit. We're going to fix all this shit. I never think about that in the sense of like batteries and expiry dates, but I think of long lasting properties and then go man Batman's gonna fight some dude that I don't know exists and that's weird Huh? I actually think that's that's super interesting. That's way better than the battery thing. That's great. Let's talk about Andrews thing that New characters are gonna be come up with they're gonna be doing Harry Potter shit forever or whatever, and there's going to be a new... How does Voldemort come back again? This is crazy.

Voldemort could do a thing that I will not know about, most likely. Because I'll be dead at some point, but Harry Potter will continue to exist. Andrew, there's going to be Mario games that keep going. Fucking crazy, right? Odyssey 6 is going to come out after we're toast. There's going to be a Mario Party game that we are just not gonna die. We're not gonna die. We're fucking crazy, right? Odyssey six is gonna come out after we're toast. And we're never gonna die. There's gonna be a Mario Party game that we are just not aware of.

Oh no. That we won't have opinions on. What if someone got born today and they will be someone to add a Mario character to Mario Party, they'll invent it. Wow. Probably. Probably, I mean, that doesn't shock me

or sound weird to me at all, but what kills me is the fact that the Boston Celtics will win championships that I won't know about. Ooh. Yeah. Sports is where it kills me. Yeah. Like the Padres, there'll be a point where,

Eric, you're no longer a Padres fan because you're in the fucking ground. Oh no, I'm dying hard, baby. I'm a Padres fan even in death, and then after I die, maybe they'll win their first championship. The Padres are gonna draft some dude who's going to be the next Manny Machado and you won't know anything about it.

I've thought about this before because it really kind of hit me when I was in like my later twenties, like that when there's a draft for like baseball players or whatever, they're like 17 and you go, oh my God, like I'm 10 years older than this guy and it only gets worse from there or whatever. But I was thinking about that made me think about my dad is like a Padres fan and he in his life doesn't know what it's like to win a championship. And I'm like, man, we got to get one for my dad, please, please. We got to get one for my dad. Come on guys. Do a lot of people's ashes still go to the games? Sometimes. Yeah, that. Yeah. I bet

there's a lot of dead people at each game. Yeah. But like you have to think about like the way sports work now compared to how it used to be, like where the Chargers used to play when they were in San Diego is demolished and they put a new stadium there that isn't for the Chargers. So your ashes are rooting for a soccer team now, I guess. It's like some apartments and a soccer team. You mean if the ashes were left there? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like there'd be nothing worse than being in a stadium

with a bunch of ghosts that are fan a fan of a team For like 80 years that have never won. Yeah, just the most annoying We're never never gonna happen never gonna happen. That's the worst echo chamber ever Christ It's just a thing too where it's like Dead Chargers fans got their ashes sprinkled in It's like dead Chargers fans got their ashes sprinkled in Stadium and now it's demolished. It's a trolley stop some apartments and a stadium for an MLS team I can't think of anything a Chargers fan wanted less than the 80s then what the fuck is MLS? Love it. Love it

Now you're eternally a soccer fan. They get That's great. I take comfort knowing my team will never win after I die, but I just don't have to care anymore. That's the joy. What? What? Because my, my, my Canucks have never won.

When I die, if they still haven't won, I'm just going under the assumption they never will. And that's okay because I'm dead and and I can just I'm at peace. They're never going to. I think I'd rather I guess like in a curse sense, I'd rather they continue to never win than to eventually win without me getting to see what that looks like or feel it. You never want your team to win because you'll be dead

at the point in which I'm dead. Yes, currently very much want them to win actively cheering for win. But on my deathbed, that will swing hard in the opposite way. What sport is this? Rock. What if you could? Would you want your ashes to be made into a puck? No. Well, maybe if they weren't affiliated with the Canucks. Oh, what if you were the winning puck, like the Canadians maybe or or like the Bruins?

You want to be a Bruins puck? No, maybe like Florida, Florida Panthers. You may be a Panther puck. Yeah, I'll be a Panther puck. Florida Panthers. They're stacked. There's such a good team. They're well managed. They'll be okay for a while. I guess I'm really forecasting into the future

of what team will be good then. But they got, Florida has a tax advantage and that isn't going away. So, they should always be good. So, where, and I'm thinking about my death. Florida has a tax advantage. So, I think I'm gonna go with them.

Well, for signing players. Think I'm we'll for some players think of it. Go incentivize to sign there because they make more of their money. They have to give less of it away. Well, hell, yeah, brother. Go, go. It's going to be my heel turn on my deathbed. Those are my last words. Go Panthers. Swap it up. If you could know, okay, imagine if the, if you get killed by someone in the future, imagine

if you could just hear a foghorn or something the second that they're born. Would you want to hear it or not? Hey, wait, wait, explain that. So, so say the way you die is like a drunk driver plows into you when you're 70. They're like, what's that? Like 23. Just give it a scenario. But one day, one day you just wake up and you hear and it's the person who kills you

has just been born. Would you want that or not? I feel like you don't, it doesn't even need to be a person, right? Because I feel like with death in general, there's like a series of events. The body goes. There's always like a lead. It's not sudden. It's not immediate, I don't think, for the most part. What do you mean in a car crash?

Well, yeah, but like a car crash, it could be when the car gets born. No. But let's say that you're not going to get into a parkour and then it immediately crash. You're driving somewhere. So the horn could blow when you sit in the car and then you have to factor in. Is it because of a crash? You would also hear a real foghorn. What do you mean? Be by the ocean. No, you're not understanding my point. You're connecting this death horn to a person. I'm saying it doesn't have to be. It could be anything because there's almost always a lead into however you die,

whether it's at the hands of somebody else, whether it's medical related, like there is a build to it. That's all I'm saying. Doesn't need to be a person. No, I'm I'm saying if there's a person who causes it, OK, you'd hear the horn. Now, that is interesting. Do you know like the person has do you hear the horn?

You're like, OK, the person has been born. Do you know you now have a 23 year countdown until they kill you? Or do you know that sometime in the future they kill you? You just know that they're out there. It would be cool if you hear that horn and you know like some piece of information, like a first name and the state they're born in, and then if you can track them down and kill them before they kill you, you change history.

I'd like that you would just kill them. It's like giving you a fighting chance. I'm with Gavin. It has to be as vague as possible. You just have to know that now you live your life under like ominous circumstances. I'd have a knife on me. I'd be ready to kill the person. I know somebody's looking to kill me. Looking to kill you? You got to think of it as well.

You'd have quite some time before they'd be capable of accidentally killing you or on purpose. You assume. I think you'd at least have five years of chilling out. Why? A baby could crawl into the street and you have to avoid the baby and you drive your car right off a cliff. You don't know. A baby could be patient zero for some new pandemic

that's gonna wipe you out first. Dude, imagine somebody's born and a million foghorns go off. Whoa. I didn't even consider that. You would have to ask other people like hey did you guys listen to the foghorn? Yeah it would be a subreddit.

It's gonna be a thing where when there's an earthquake in LA it's everyone tweeting earthquake earthquake did you feel an earthquake? Dude whoa. Can you imagine if somebody's like did you just hear a foghorn and you're like no you gotta be like I gotta get the fuck away from this guy though It's oh man Wow scary yeah, I don't want it. I wouldn't want to know Well, I'm just gonna play in fog horns randomly around Gavin's house Didn't listen enlist Meg

Time is permanent right like we can't change the track. Like entropy. Hold on. Well, like, OK, so you're creating a scenario in which you know something that's happening in the future. But. Everything we were on a track, right, essentially. You say we're everything that will happen has happened. That thing. Theoretically, you say you can't change anything. Are you saying we're everything that will happen has happened? Is that a thing? Theoretically, you say you can't change anything.

Are you positing that time is a flat circle? I think that was true, Detective. I was thinking of Devs, the show Devs, which is about alternate realities and like the premise of like you can't change. Like if you if something is supposed to, I guess I'm sort of also touching on Charlie and Desmond and season three lost. Charlie is going to die. Nothing like Desmond can delay it, but it's yes, it's destined.

Yeah, he's the constant. Yeah, yeah, this is this is supposed to happen. Touching on nature, nurture and like free will versus fate, you know. Yeah, it'd be interesting if if let's just get rid of that concept. And every time you're in a scenario that you could die, you got a horn. That was like a 24 hour horn. And if you survive the next 24 hours,

you know that whatever you did was not the path you could have taken that would have resulted in your death. Yeah, but every way you could die, you would hear a horn constantly. It would constantly be horning. I don't know about that. Guys, I'm so horning right now.

I could trip getting up from this fucking table and hit my head in just such a way to kill myself. You get born and you hear a foghorn. Yeah. Okay. I could choke on a AAA battery that has a future date on it. And yeah, it doesn't even it doesn't even expire till 2086. Hell, Gavin's cats could breathe a few more times and that could do them in. I was really thinking about life as a telltale game where there's only like three different paths.

Yeah, either or's. It'd be interesting to know how many times you evaded death by the end of your life Are you do you think you're on the good path right now? Well, it feels like any time you're up you're close to a death. There'd be a quick time event You'd have to see you'd know you'd have some mash exe bones If you ever done anything, I guess like chopping like like vegetables is the closest I can think of of what would feel like a real life quick time event But not like death related, you know

I've never had to like chisel my way out of ice that I was stuck underneath I'm trying to think like physical actions, maybe running away from something I guess you never had to like tap X three times and then hold Y to fend off a zombie in the parking lot. No, zero zombie experiences. Have you ever like felt like you just avoided death? Like if you're on a bike and you, you had like a real fast front tire wobble, you're like, whoa, and you almost went, you feel like, Oh, that would have been, that would have been bad.

Constantly all day. I had a dream that I thought I died That was weird. Oh like a very like vivid clear dream So what were you a ghost or you were a body? No, I was me I was me in the dream and I died in the dream But then what and the last part of the dream was accepting my death and then I woke up as what though me I think you might be dead because I'm pretty sure if you die in a dream you die in real life That's like pretty clear. Yeah, how are you coming to terms with the fact that you died if you were dead?

No, no, I wasn't dead yet. You just said you died in the dream. I died. No, I know you didn't died real life I think you did It was the act of dying. It was the act of dying. The dream was the act of dying. Yeah. And then you had to come to terms with it. After his death. No, because OK, well, I was like on the gold line of death and then I woke up. OK, so you were just like your final breath.

I was sitting in my bed in my room and everything was normal. I didn't realize I was dreaming and then I had like a Severe heart attack or my heart stopped. Oh my god my side And I I was thought I can't yell for help and I don't have a phone near me I guess this is I guess I'm dead And then I woke up and I went, oh, that was a dream. Okay. Oh God.

But I went through the process of like evaluating. It was very, it was, it was not a great dream. Could you do me a favor and stop? It was an odd experience. Can you start wearing a health tracker at night? Because I'm worried that your heart had some sort of palpitation and affected your dream. Yeah. I don't, I don't know. I'm doing good now. I got, I'm worried that your heart had some sort of palpitation and affected your dream. Yeah, I don't, I don't know.

I'm doing good now. I got a masked up. I'm having a good sleep. How is that CPAP working for you? Oh, not right now. Not great. Cause I need the mask is not good. I need to figure out the mask.

Oh no. Is it a mask? He's blasting off last night. I kept waking up with it on the floor. So I think I'm taking it off cause it's shooting off and then I'm taking it off and then not remembering that sleep amnesia. Do you not hear the machine going ape shit though? If the mask's off? Uh, I think I'm either sleeping or like the air it's it's fart and air pretty

frequently. Here's the problem I'm currently having is I'll put it on my face and because of the size of my head, if I tighten the straps all the way, they pop off because it's just my head is larger than the tightness of the grip of the thing isn't strong enough. So I have to just have like a less less tight thing. And then with the air, I can feel the air blowing into the like because it's a mask, I feel blowing into the mask. And with each blow, it feels like it's slowly coming off of my face.

OK, like it's pushing up, like it's floating, it's filling with air. And so I think I'm falling asleep before that fully happens. And then it lifts off my face at some point. And in a sleep state, I'm just asleep before that fully happens and then it lifts off my face at some point and in a sleep state I'm just taking off the mask because it's blasting. Yeah, I think just try a different bigger one I there is no bigger one. That's the problem. What do you mean? There's no bigger one. There's gotta be a bigger one I've looked at well, no, it's like hats. It's like this is large There's no way the largest mask strap won't go around your head. It's the infrastructure of it.

So I got a different mask. The problem is the vent thing is on the back of it. And I don't know how that'll work necessarily with how I sleep. So I got to test it. But I just there weren't instructions on how to strap it. So I bet I could go over there and attach that thing properly to your head. Maybe. Yeah. I'll do it when I tuck you in. Be a part of the tucking in ritual.

Obviously, I'll tuck in your legs first so you feel maximum cozy. Oh, thank you. Just don't don't tuck in the sheet. I like I like to move the legs. I don't want to feel trapped. Eric has posted a picture of a full face mask. Yeah, I've seen the sheet. I like them. I like to move the legs. I don't want to feel trapped. Eric has posted a picture of a full face mask. But I've seen the eyes. Is that real?

It is real. Yeah. Yeah. Do we got it? Do you guys these this rocks? It's when I was looking at different sizes. I came across that and people were like, nobody's able use those don't get one of those how those don't work this one looks like she's having a blast very much awake because she got such a

good night's sleep I'm leaking a lot of oxygen through my eyes is there a see pet man that just be like batting your eyelashes around constantly? Yeah, I feel like it would be pretty uncomfortable. Keeps night spiders from crawling into your eyes though. Not if they climb into the machine. Oh, yeah, then there's no escape because they go through the machine and it's sucked onto your face. Yeah, they would shoot down your throat. And then you get to see the night spiders come in. Oh no.

Yeah, that would be down your night spiders come in. Oh, no. Yeah, that would be a problem because the way the way that my mask currently works is the bottom half is like magnetized. He just snapped that off and then you could easily lift it. That's a tough mask to immediately remove. Hard to get out. Yeah, it's a tough escape. I can't believe you dreamt you just died of a heart attack. But it was like the most vivid dream I've ever had.

It was very, it was a bad combo. Was it painful? No. I was just in my room, I was sitting and then I fell to my side. I was like, oh, it's over. That really bummed me out. Yeah, it wasn't fun. But we're good now.

I got my ribs. Oh, Christ, what a weird episode. Like 10 ribs my ribs. Oh, Christ. What a weird episode. Like 10 ribs, right? How many ribs do I got? I think you got 12 on each side. I got 12 on each. There's no way I got 12.

The top ones are pretty small. Let's look at this. Oh yeah, I got 10. No, 10. No, wait. They're counting those as 11 and 12 in the back. You don't you don't consider that you don't count those. And they're pretty shit ribs. What's shit about them?

They're so small. They only they need to be small. That's the space they're fixing or they're protecting. If you ordered ribs at a restaurant and they brought you 11 or 12, when you if you ordered human ribs at a restaurant and they brought you 11 or 12 when you if you ordered human ribs at a restaurant one through 10. I imagine other animals ribs are equally shifting. What does a cow's ribs look like? Boy, I thought you were about to say cat. I thought you were saying cat ribs and I was fucking. Never You don't eat cat ribs.

But I eat a cow ribs, site pork ribs. What does a pig's rib cage look like or a cow? Looks like a big looks like a big rib. Wow. OK, so it's less of a variance. Those cows are typically pretty big. Pigs less big pigs, less big, but big still with ribs. Yeah It's a pretty uniform Nasty pigs and cows pigs and cows They they are protected from the bottom and the side unlike humans interesting wait that pig image that diagram has blown my mind

Okay, the ham is the just the back of the pig Let's have a look like a cartoon ham. It's just a pig's ass Well, it's like a cheek and a leg. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's just it's the hawk, right? It's like the yeah, the hawks down there the trot the foot's called the trotter. That's fun. Yeah But yeah, the ham is just like the yeah, it's the ass. I've never seen a picture of a ham inside the pig. That's crazy to me. Baby back ribs. And there's a cat.

I don't look at that one. Some reason. How come? How come their feet aren't called trotters? Wait, the heels, although the heels like the back knee. So what's the bit see, he just give give Gavin a picture of animals and he's got a lot of questions. I didn't realize all of that. So the foot goes like halfway up the.

What's the what's the pivot point at the poor then? What's the back of that? Not a heel. Yeah, Gavin or Jeff, what is it? What are you asking me for? It's what? What? What's the pivot? It's what? What? What's the pivot point at the what? The where? The paw, like the where like where the heel.

Oh, the metatarsal. Well, that's like the toe bones. It's the same as your toes. Yeah, but my heel doesn't go halfway up my leg. Well, it's because they have a longer heel than you do. Doesn't mean it doesn't make your heel any less valid. It just means they're always on they're on tippy toes Yeah, yeah, a little high heels. They're like ballerinas. Yeah. Oh, I also found this image, but it makes the cat look evil

Like scary oh Shit, that's how scary that looks like the cat from mouse on You're right while we're talking about animals Can I ask you guys a question that I have in my dregs list? Yeah My wife presented this to me, and I didn't have a good answer for her Yes, you know how we eat chicken eggs It's like a big thing right now right cuz eggs are so expensive and it's become a big political sticking point we eat Ostrich eggs sometimes there's quail eggs a lot of different eggs turn into food, right?

Why don't we eat turkey eggs? I'm the wrong guy to ask Are maybe like they're really small. They're not I don't really I think they're bigger than regular eggs. I just don't wow Why don't we eat turkey eggs? Have a look? Yeah, look, there's a turkey egg looks delicious. I know people go ham on duck eggs. It's a little bit bigger than duck I know people eat duck. Should we have a turkey fry up? Turkey turkeys lay eggs less frequently so Making them less common and more expensive, but they're edible and similar in taste

I think chickens just lay eggs like very very often and it appears turkeys do not. Great question! I mean it's never thought about it. Great question. Do turkeys only lay a fertilized egg? Or they also plop out like, I think they plop out. Cicical eggs. Unfertilized eggs, yeah.

So how often is a turkeys lay? Egg lay. Ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Just. Lay. Egg Lay. One clutch of eggs per year. A clutch consists of roughly 10 to 12 eggs laid over a period of about two weeks. Oh, so there you go. That's why.

Yeah, they really barely lay eggs. So they have like an annual period. Yeah. And it looks like chickens can start producing eggs. It says chicken production, they come into production 19 or 20 weeks, turkey takes 32 weeks before it's laying eggs. So everything about a turkey just takes longer.

Interesting. Yeah. I wonder what it would be like to be a sicko, a turkey egg sicko. Like you're just like, oh, I don't eat those. Like you're really into eggs. Yeah, like you're just like, oh I don't eat those. Like you're really into eggs and you know the turkey egg is the most collectible. Yeah. Yeah and there's only 12 per turkey or whatever per year.

I feel like we gotta seek out turkey eggs. There's gotta be something we can get our hands on and eat. Oh I'm sure we can buy, I'm sure we can buy turkey eggs. I just, I think we're gonna be disappointed in it. They gotta be like hundreds of dollars if that's what they lay. No, because you can have like a lot of turkeys. It's a yeah, I have. Here's a half dozen turkey eggs for six bucks.

Oh, oh, that's why. Like I don't think they're like very sought after or crazy. I think it's just in terms of what's the easiest way to get this egg. A chicken just does everything faster than a turkey. I think that's all it is. It feels like a job to give a falcon and not a Patreon subscriber. I mean a literal falcon. You think you should train a falcon to go get turkey eggs for you. It feels like a falcon should be able to go retrieve some turkey eggs. I trust them for that mission.

Why don't we eat any reptile eggs? That sounds gross. Why don't we eat any reptile eggs? That sounds gross. I don't know. It does, but I don't know why, because it's also an egg. Yeah, but I wonder, do you think it's like a different, do you think it's like a softer thing? Like it's just like not the same? Ew. I got answers.

OK, all right. Why don't we eat reptile eggs? They are reported to be a little fishy in flavor. Well, the other reason why we don't eat it is that most large reptiles are endangered or protected species. Oh, yeah. But you could have a snake. Like, what if you owned a snake and then you just could have all the it's like

owning a chicken, right? It'd be fishy. I get a fishy. You have a snake. No, no, no, no, no. I don't have a snake because I like snakes. I'm all about the eggs I'm an egg guy What if if a mammal could lay an egg what would be the best mammal egg and why is it a goat? Oh, I think goat tastes that well. I think I think a cow egg would be pretty amazing that already makes so much great food I Feel like I've already taken too much from the cow though. Yeah, I agree.

I feel like we can't take the cow's eggs also. I think it's gotta be a mammal that like we don't do, like goat I think is like a great answer. I'm not doing much with a goat, you know what I'm saying? Hippopotamus. Oh, horse, horse egg. People keep horses. People ride horses. Horses do tricks or whatever. Horses lay eggs. People do eat horses too.

Yeah, see? Like Gus said the best food he ever had in his entire life was horse sashimi. And they do glue? Yeah, they make glue. Maybe like a porcupine? Ooh, man. I don't know if that- Porcupine eggs seem so small. They would be small, but I would be convinced that they were good because of their their protection Oh, so the more defense the more protected. Yeah, the more delicious the product so I could arm a dillo egg

Oh An arm a dillo egg. I bet raccoons would lay good eggs. I know they give me trashy. They're gonna be gross That's like going like ooh possum eggs like you're a freak dude gross No, I think it'd make it more flavorful kind of like a chicken skin how it's all like mostly waste well people eat catfish Don't they and they just suck on? True, that's true Like a raccoon egg would be the Lunchables of the eggs I can eat a Lunchable right about now. That sounds good

Healthy grown-up Lunchable is it now. That sounds good. Hell yeah dude, let's go get some. Is it like a healthy grown-up Lunchable? Isn't that what Jake Paul was making or whatever? No. No, I think they had a bunch of rot in them. I think it's like HelloFresh, right? Isn't that essentially like those meal delivery services? You know like Factor? Factor? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Adult Lunchable. Huh. You don't don't got a microwave a lunchable though. That's true You can though some of them. I think charcuterie is probably just adult lunchables. I think that's right. Yeah, you know what? That's a good. Yeah, I used to eat these p3 this p3 protein packs

And it was like cubed up cheddar cheese and almonds and then like a little bits of ham. Yeah, you might be right How are you spelling that? number three, I believe They are See H a R C U T T Err, err, err, why? Is your your your why? I.

See, I see you, T.R.I.E. I'm having to do the spelling kid thing with my hand. I'm having to like write it out. You're doing great, buddy. You could type it. There needs to be a song that says Charcuterie and spells it. And then I'd be sad. Like Gwen Stefani needs to be on this. The Bananas. What was that song that Eric played the other day?

Like A B C D E F BITCH or something? Yeah! Oh man. You bitch. Something like that wasn't it? Twinkle twinkle little fuck. A B C D E F U. Yeah. Man Some like that one it yeah, it's a little funny

Yeah, so This is a fun activity though adding cursing them the rhymes pretty good Andrew we still haven't done our technical difficulties video Oh boy, you need to because of technical difficulties. You can both stand to do it today. God, no fucking kidding. Yeah.

But you've you've also just said you reset all of your PC. So do you not have any anymore? No, no, no, no, no, no. This is a different computer. Oh, good. The technical difficulties computer is the one I don't use for work. That was the Mac, right? Yeah.

This is a laptop that is failing. Said something about the drivers not being compatible with the things I removed the dry. Well, I removed the thing that was the drivers and I think it was not like a rooster thing. It was. Yeah, but it was funky from the start.

They modified it in some way. I don't trust whatever they did. It was funky from the beginning. They modified it in some way. I don't trust whatever they did. It was funky from the beginning. Did you not have to give that back? Well, you hear me today. Probably cut this part out. Nobody asked me to give it back. Bernie didn't reach out to you.

Not about that. You're right. You're about to get an email. I'm actually going to need that one, sorry. If you took away everything that I currently use, all I would have left is a go XLR thing that Jeff gave me. And I bought that personally, I think. I don't think it was from the company. That's what I'm saying.

You bought it. It didn't work for your setup. So I ended up with it. Yeah. Which they don't support now or something. I read a whole thing about how GoXLR sucks. Well, I know, I think that TC, whatever the company's called, got rid of that whole department.

So it's just unsupported. Yeah. Perfect. Just bought one. Really? Like a month ago. Oh, that was post, I think, when they fired everybody. That was a bad move, Nick.

Gotta read more. I am so excited for us to do our Philly cheese steak out. I don't know when that's coming, but man, I was thinking about it yesterday. Good idea. I'm excited. I love how excited for us to do our Philly cheese steak out. I don't know when that's coming, but man, I was thinking about it yesterday. Good idea. I'm excited. I love how excited you are about it. And we just found out Kirby Lane does steaks now.

Oh. So we can do a Kirby Lane kind of thing and you guys can watch us from there. So it doesn't even have to be, like I would love to high-end steak, but if it's something we want to do more quickly at like a different time of day, then- Like Dine-A-Steak? Yeah, right. You just kind of do like a Kirby Lane steak and it's not crazy.

Yeah, that works. Is that outdoor seating there? There is outdoor seating at Kirby Lane. Is there? Kirby Lane on Kirby Lane? No, Kirby Lane on... Mueller Kirby Lane? In Mueller, yeah. We could stake out the Kirby Lane on Mueller. We can do that for sure. Yeah, I think are we gonna be Parked are we gonna be on the move? Are we gonna try and get different? I think that's up to you guys I think we'll just have to see you. We'll see how we feel see how we feel Yeah, we'll be listening in live and we'll be able to see from our car and then we need to get these

Binoculars that record what we see too. Yeah. Yeah Is that a real thing or did you guys like make that up? Yeah, it's about to ask. Oh, I mean, it's got to be a real thing. It's 20. Okay. All right. If there's a fork that squirts ketchup onto the food in my fork. Well, here's the thing.

It doesn't exist. That's not a thing because they failed. I'm pretty sure this exists. Binoculars that record. Recording binoculars. record recording binoculars video I mean if not, I'll just get a long lens and put on my camera and it's the same thing. Oh 4k night vision binoculars Why don't you use the binoculars Jeff and I'll just use a Really long lens. That's fine. I got a pair of binoculars right here. I'm excited to dust them off. Okay

That sounds really good. Yeah. This this looks like something from the 90s. Yeah, it does. It looks like a spy toy for a talkboy. That's what I'll be using incognito. How crazy. Good for bird watching. Bit of an apology. What if, Jeff, instead of your car, we get a van that has like a camera advert on

the side and a little hole cut out. So we're actually filming through the camera lens. That's a good idea, but it may be more doable to get just a van that doesn't have that other component to it. We could rent one. Yeah. And we'd be like 80% of the way there. If we wanted to be clever, we could get like a decal made and throw it on the side.

But usually when you're doing a, when you're doing a stakeout, you don't advertise that you're doing a stakeout. It'd probably be like a plumber's van. No, I know. If you saw a picture of a camera on the side of a van, you wouldn't think, oh, that's a real camera. I probably think I, yeah, I'm not sure what you, what I know, but if you saw a picture of a camera on the side of a van, you wouldn't think, oh, that's a real camera. I probably think, yeah, I'm not sure what you, what I'm, I don't know. When I go to, when I go to an old house, any picture I see, I assume the eyes are cut out

and people are watching. It's like the idea of a, of an advert of a camera coming on TV and you start ducking out the way. What if, okay, there's no hole in the van, but we make it, we get a U-Haul and we put a little living room in there so we can climb into that and just sit on a couch while we do the steak out. So you guys do that and then me and Nick eat steaks? Yeah. Hey, honestly, I say go for it. I also like this idea. Yeah. I'm all for it. Yeah, do it.

And then also me and Nicole go eat steaks. If you guys are doing that, we're getting a better steak place. Yeah, absolutely. Why does that up the cost of the steak? Because I don't like that you're so comfortable with me eating diner steak. Like the more comfortable you are, the better steak I should be able to get. You should go to Perry's or something. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we're really like, you're kinda like,

if you're just in Jeff's car, we'll go to Kirby Lane, but if you got a living room in the back of a U-Haul, we're going somewhere nice. I don't want them going to a nice steak place, so what if we get the van, we nix the U-Haul, so we're still less comfortable, but we get newspapers, which I think still exist in some markets. Yeah. And we cut out the middle of the newspaper. Yeah. Oh, that's where we view through.

If we instead get a tandem bicycle, what kind of shit do they have to eat? Cheeseburger on the curb. Yeah, that's that's that's like a corn dog and fries maybe. OK, yeah. And we should be filming you at that point. Yeah. I ever made a twin bicycle that could break off into two unicycles if needed. Whoa. Like when Batman, he checks out of the Batmobile and he just becomes the fucking motorcycle.

How has that never happened in a Bond movie? I'm just saying if you two are staking out and then somebody catches you and it's like, Oh, we got to break away. We got to separate. You got to get away. Snap off into two unicycles and go in different directions. I kind of mentioned like a good mechanical way of doing that. I assume it'd have to be like explosive bolts that separate. assume it'd have to be like explosive bolts that separate. I started looking up how like a tandem bike could become a unicycle and I found instead I found that's a tandem unicycle.

That's a tandem unicycle. Basically one wheel with two seats. That is the craziest thing I've ever seen. We have to learn how to do that. It's got two stands. That is the craziest thing I've ever seen. We have to learn how to do that. It's got two stands. What the fuck? Oh, that looks like a nightmare.

You're just going to eat shit. Wait, how did you... Oh my God. Are you facing the same way or are you facing each other on that? You are facing the same way. OK. Wow. Jeff. Fat tire ale used to do this thing where they would have this bike rally that would go around the country as like a tour and they would sell beer or give away beer and have bands

play. And then they would have all these insane bicycles like that. And then they would just put them in the middle and you could ride them around and break your arm. And I used to, I took really like two years in a row. It was so much fun. And I swear to God, I've seen one of those at that thing. We would we've got to buy this, Gavin. Yeah. How much is that?

I this looks like it's welded together. I don't I don't know that there's I don't see a price tag on anything. Can I use regulation to rent a MIG welder? Absolutely. Would it be MIG or TIG? I never know what they're used for. Who are you asking? Us? What?

What? Just thought maybe because because Eric, you're kind of like an oily mechanical guy to look at. Yeah, yeah, but I don't. Yeah, but I don't weld anything. I You just look like someone who knows something about welding. Well, I mean, I know how, like, I work on like a car, like I know how to like fix stuff on a car, but I don't know how to like, I'm not welding anything. Do you know how to weld? No, I'm asking you.

And I keep saying I don't know how to weld. Well, I'm not asking you anymore. Go back to talking about fucking ribs. I don't know how to weld. Well, I'm not asking you anymore. Go back to talking about fucking ribs. I think I might get some ribs for dinner. Who's the weldiest guy of the group? It's gotta be you. That's Eric. It's definitely Eric.

It's probably me. I just don't know how to do it. Yeah, but you'll learn. I'll learn. I don't give a shit. Sure. Dude, are we going back to Fort... Dude, let's go to Fort St. Collins.

Let's go to Fat Tire.. Let's go to a fat tire It used to come to Austin, but I don't know if it's still on tour But that was a little tour by death. Huh? That's a great band murder by this a great band. Yeah. No, that's cool It's their fellow. It's their farewell tour. So we see one last time they had the foghorn. Yeah What's coming to kill me eventually Well, we should probably wrap this up. I don't know. I'm gonna go get some ribs.

Which animal? I don't know yet. Cat? We'll see. Not a cat. I do kind of want ribs now. Yeah, man. Cat ribs.

I don't know. There's no way I'm gonna be able to get ribs tonight. It's just not... You live in Texas. What do you mean? That's a good point. So, uh, Mario Party March is, I assume, ended by the time this comes out. It is. Do you guys want to take a guess at who won? Not me!

You don't think so, Nick? There's been some hard fumbles so far. I feel like I might have a chance at winning just because of other people fumbling. Gavin is positioned right now. I think it's Gavin Jeff Andrew Nick in that order And I think the only two people who haven't screwed each other yet is me and Jeff we do that off-camera Yeah, thanks. You gotta film that in the truck that you rent Was this living room of a bed in it if Gavin and I tried to fuck it would be the most unsensical thing.

We couldn't talk on the phone yesterday. What happened? What happened? You guys were telling me about this but didn't explain any of it. What happened? We tried to have a phone call. I don't know. I genuinely don't know why Gavin and I couldn't talk on the phone together.

Well, first you rang me and it came up as my UK. So I got two SIMs, I got two eSIMs, one's my UK number, and it came up with UK written on it. So I was like, wait, you don't know my English phone number, but why is it ringing my English number?

And I was worried if I answered that, it would be an international phone call. So I hung up and then I FaceTime audiod you and you said hello, but you were also calling me again. So I tried to and then I FaceTime audio'd you and you said hello, but you were also calling me again. So I tried to hang that one up.

It hung up the audio, the FaceTime audio. Then when you call me again, I answered it and I had an itchy ear. So I moved my headphones to itch my ear and it just like unpaired my headphones. So then you were coming out of the phone and I was talking to my headphones. It was a complete mess for about 45 seconds. That's the most uncomfortable thing I've ever done. And by the time we were actually talking, you were annoyed. I was pretty fucking annoyed. You told me to call you and then you made it very hard

to call you. But don't call my UK number. I was pretty funny. You told me to call you and then you made a very hard to call you But don't call my UK number even though you don't have two fucking phone numbers, dude I don't know. I picked Gavin in my phone. It's the same number that we text from I Don't know This is stupid. It doesn't work. Do you ever notice how when you call me it never rings my UK number? Why do you think that is I've still still got stuff I need that phone number for. I can't log into my bank without that phone number. Are you serious?

Oh, I can't look into my bag. Why? What? What? I don't know. I'm just I want ribs. Do you do you log into your Canadian bank? Not via my phone number now. But you use it, right? To call me, yeah. No, but you use your Canadian bag.

Yeah. Because you grew up there, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ribs. Now. What's everybody going to have for dinner? I want to know before we hang up. Ribs.

Probably. I think it's going to have to be ribs. I'm'm gonna have to go to Rudy's or something what's the superior rib between Chili's and TGI's the one that's in my stomach where do you think it TGA Fridays is in Austin oh right is that not one oh they're gone baby I don't know where you'd find it yeah that, that's the nearest one maybe Round Rock Yeah, yes, see that rock it ain't that round Crazy not round at all Which is crazy because over time rocks get round. Yep. So one day it will be how all the rocks

Do you ever think about that? Nope. Let's go get ribs for billion years Like are all rocks the same age? Yeah. A shark's older than rocks. Well, a shark could theoretically live forever, right, if it didn't get a disease. Sounds like me. Yeah, well, what's stopping a human from living forever? Probably choices.

These fucking foghorns keep ruining it. So is everybody really getting ribs for dinner? Yes. I kind of want them. Yes. I think I'm going to get ribs for dinner. Is anyone not getting ribs? And you yourself could get ribs if you stop listening to this podcast.

No, it's way too early to get ribs. It's one o'clock for you. You can't get ribs right now. That's not dinnertime. I absolutely get ribs right now. Are you a lunch ribs guy? I'll eat a rib whenever I feel like. Not for breakfast.

Have you ever had ribs for breakfast? If I feel like breakfast ribs try to stop me, you son of a bitch. Yeah, but you've never done that, surely? You've never done that. In it. If I said be sucking on some ribs. Andrew, I feel like you were quite aggressive today. Yeah.

He wants ribs. I haven't slept well. Yeah, I feel like you were quite aggressive today. Yeah, he wants to sleep well. Yeah, but you have the CPAP now. Yeah, I didn't. As I said, the mask blasted off for the night. It took off kind of like we're about to do. Thanks for listening to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This one was definitely one of the episodes we have made and released. We'll see you next week. Delicious. I had a great time. Why would you choose chilies when you can go get like Rudy's?

I mean, you're not going anywhere. You're just going to get it ordered. I think reps the trash and it should be from a trash place. Oh, you act like you're on a phone call and just be quiet and mute.