F**kface - End of Our Mental Rope // Knife Drone Fight [48]

Episode Date: April 9, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about running out of water, the most british sounding words, files, cable storage, 6 player Worms, Andrew has a clip, wrong names, losing it, tail sync threshold, haunted house dragon, Geoff's dark mystery, serial killer diet coke, the audience has a clip, knife drone, Geoff's bad game, and Geoff's Movie Game. Sponsored by Shopify. Sign up for a $1/month trial period at shopify.com/face. Also sponsored by Factor. Thanks Factor! Go to FACTORMEALS.com/REGULATION50OFF and use code REGULATION50OFF to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping on your first box. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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OK, go ahead. I just have a question for someone who speaks coffee. Okay. So I've just had a little quick espresso, right? Put it in a mug. Yeah. I was going to make it an Americano. I was going to put hot water in it. Ran out of water. So I just put a bit of milk on top of the espresso shot and microwaved it. What have I made? Milk and espresso together? Is that like a latte? Quattato or latte? No, no, no, it's like a latte technically, isn't it?

Because you've just used, well, was the milk, I guess you microwaved it. The milk was just like a splash of milk there. And it wasn't foam, right? Yeah, then it would be a latte, because isn't a macchiato like milk foam or something? That's Henry Hill's favorite favorite drink caramel macchiata. Uh Gavin oh did I hear correctly when you said earlier you ran out of water? Yeah Dude I didn't even clock that Jeff Congratulations, that was great. That's a good catch now. Yeah, no worries now. Let's get him

You know make war like filtered war. Oh you feel you know I see Yeah, so you had like a filter and it was okay Yeah, I've got like a like a tank on the kitchen mine is in my fridge It's like in a you just like get it out of fridge, so I am I understand now see I I've got a Fridge that came with the house. It's one of those like upmarket refrigerators, which means that it doesn't have any features It's a piece of shit. It barely makes ice It doesn't dispense any water yet somehow probably twice the price of a nice Samsung that could do that and have a screen on it Here's what I think we should do around about oh after you someday decide to sell your house and move on yeah And you're you're emptying it out. I'm gonna go take a look at your fridge

And I'm gonna show you where all that shit is that you just didn't notice for 20 years. Oh, you think he just doesn't know it's there? Can you do that this week? Because I swear, I've looked in the hinges. It's a very familiar panel. It only works if you've already sold the fridge, unfortunately. If I tried to show it to you now,

I wouldn't be able to find it. Because I have to put water filters in it. Interesting. But I can't find where the water comes out So my ice is supposedly nice and filtered, but why can't it just give me water It has water if it's doing Glass full of ice just melting on the Six hours. Oh boy. I'm waiting for the wings

so I can shove it into my espresso machine. What temperature water do you want? OK, you can have that at 215. I, uh, my brain went to a different place. Jeff, when Gavin said water, I realized that's one of the most British sounding words he has.

So I just wrote down British words water, and I'm going to be on the lookout for more British sounding words. See if we get the most British sounding sentence from Gavin at some point in the future. Water really is that's a strong one for you. What? What? What is the most American sounding word, Gavin? Freedom like.

I was trying to like quickly somehow post the eagle sound, but I couldn't. I couldn't get it. Yeah, it's not in the Discord save said effects. I was talking to some family member or someone married to a family member of yours at your wedding. We were talking about football. British dude who was really excited to talk to somebody about American football. And his wife, who may or may not be related to you, I can't remember, came over and listened to us talk for about 45 seconds and then said,

I haven't understood a single word either of you have said. It's just the most American sounding thing to me, but none of it makes sense and none of it's actual words. It's just the most American sounding thing to me, but none of it makes sense and none of its actual words. It's just American sounds. Which I thought was weird. As a kid, I used to, I had a friend who we used to let make pretend radio. And one of our features was American word of the week. And I don't remember any of them, but one of them was, one of them was kerosene. Yeah, that's an American sounding word. It sounds well American.

You sound American saying it. It's definitely not a water situation. Kerosene. So how many episodes did you and your friend? Oh, of Hitch Shit FM. It was, I think, seven or eight episodes. Do you, you don't have those saved anywhere do you oh? They might be on a tape like a cassette in a you recorded them. Yeah, it was wow We can actually get on the radio, so we had to record it Gavin

What do we have to do to get and listen to and play that an episode of hit shit FM? Yeah? Yeah, regulation God. Oh God, I think finally there will be a real, real issue. Is that why you're so obsessed with storing stuff now? Because you lost Hitchin FM and you can just haunted you your life. I like you keep bringing up this obsession that I store my files. That's not a weird thing. You have drive after drive after drive of file. You don't need all

those files. You don't need all that. You're asking like if I'd saved it, if I digitized it in 1997 or whatever it was. Yeah. We would have it right now wouldn't we? Exactly. Which is why now you do that. That was my point. Because you didn't then. I'm not gonna take file advice from the guy who records something, uploads it and deletes it. Oh, the company went away. Okay. So where are your copies?

Oh, yeah, but the company went away. The company could have chucked you a couple of like 8 terabyte drives and all of the stuff you've ever recorded for this podcast you'd still have. Don't need it though. I don't think anyone needs that. We did need it. We did need it. We did end up needing it.

That's true. It would have been easier. But your ratio to what you have to what you've used, I'd argue is way off. I've not finished living yet. Who knows what I'll do later? That's my point is I'm telling you, you're gonna get to the end. You know what your files are?

It's like a big box of cables. You know, box cables that you've just accumulated. It's a box of labeled and searchable cables. Oh, you have, your cables are really organized. That does sound like you actually, if you're saving all your storage, you're asking me if I've named my files. I think he's saying that his files in the analogy that you're using are the cables. And he's very organized in the way he names his files,

not actual physical cables, Andrew. I'm talking physical cables. I'm saying that all these going insane physical cables, Andrew. I'm talking physical cables. I'm saying that all these- This is going insane. Physical cables, I've got a drawer, I've got a little set of drawers and they've got different cables in them. Yeah, but my point is that you accumulate all these cables and then you never use like 80%.

You are having a laugh. You would not believe the amount of times where I've been like, oh, I wish I had this obscure cable. Oh, oh, you want to hear something? Oh, hang on. Oh, hang on. There's one. Gavin. Yeah, I threw away all my cables a few weeks ago. Got rid of all of them.

I had threw them away. That's such a waste. Surely you'll need one. But I don't because they're in a box and I've never went into the box for the cable. Oh, I always do. I'm constantly going in. My cable box is my most frequented box, probably haven't opened it since I put

cables in the last time I put I stored cables. Don't use it. Got rid of 90 percent of my cables. They're gone. You like sell them or donate them or just chuck them. I donated them.

I don't know. I'm so little by cables. The needy need all these them. I donated them. I don't know. I don't know. I'm so little by cables. The needy need all these cables. Dreamcast plug. I I donate a bunch of old like tech stuff I had and cables was one of it. And my logic was I know for a fact that I'm getting rid of cables that are related to things I currently own. But if I need it badly, I'll discover then and I'll I rid of cables that are related to things I currently own, but if I need it badly,

I'll discover it then and I'll deal with that then. And so far, I've never had that issue. I haven't encountered it yet, and I don't think I will for a long time. I think I have that issue maybe once a month. Once a month. Where I go for a right rummage and I'm like, oh, here's one, sweet.

I guess maybe our tech, I don't know. It's different what we're going for. Yeah, I guess with what you do as well for work with the slow most stuff, you're probably utilizing a lot more different devices than I am. My rotation. We're so deep in this conversation, and Andrew is just for the first time realizing that their needs are not one to one. I'm just articulating why. Yeah. I'm not articulating.

You don't need any specific line of work to have the company you work for. Just give you a backup drive. That's that's fair. I just don't think I'll use. Well, I mean, I do it for you. I do it for you. I'll drag my files every once in a while, throw them in a drive and then go, we're never going to use this every one.

Got it in a while. I've never understood. That's it's like buying a fire extinguisher being like, no, I don't see. I don't see myself using. I've not used it yet. I'm not going to use this. Yeah. But the difference between you and I is that you own 17 fire extinguishers

That's my point good to have different fire extinguishers for different types of fire in my opinion You know what we're arguing over our I want to I want to steer the other definitely away from you We're arguing I didn't know we're arguing definitely arguing after the last episode that came out which The one before this one, right? That's how that works. Well, it was no, the one before the last one, we're talking about worms and I heard about worms. Yeah.

A lot of the audience, uh, I was surprised sided with me. They sure did. Yeah. I saw some people, there are some people who didn't, um, I've got an example right here, we can, we can blur out the name, but I just want to address, uh, this comment it says, this is on YouTube. It says I'm on Andrew's side. Most games don't have an arbitrary number of players like six. So it's natural to assume four is the max.

I didn't know four wasn't the max either. Having the knowledge Gavin shouldn't should have thought to point it out sooner. Like, why aren't we all playing? I did. That's exactly what happened. I was in the first one. We didn't need six people. We just needed four. That wasn't it anymore. Worps. The next. I was in the first one. We didn't need six people We just needed four that wasn't it anymore worms the next one. I was in I said hey

Why are we all playing? Gav Second before we go any further can you say I really think you got to move on man You got a lot. This is so far in the past. That's that's fair. Before we move on, because you're right, I saw a lot of you bring it up every episode. You know, he's right. A lot of people were on his side and there are a lot of people's, you know, I made. Take your victory lap. Yeah. Well, but we're not done with the victory yet.

We haven't established that he did. What are you going to be a sore winner? I don't get it. No, I'm just I'm saying what I'm trying to get to the point of there were a lot of people that said that it is my responsibility, even though Gavin brought this up and keeps bringing it up, that it was my responsibility to prove him wrong. And I so what's the issue? So I just want to I want to see if I can is the whole thing that you weren't there wasn't a Worms experience prior to that in which we were all there and one

Of us sat out is that what you're saying? What's that? I don't think so Am I looking for that is that the whole point is that the conflict that you're yelling about? Yeah, I have a clip I've clipped oh Okay, you should you just shouldn't have brought it up. Maybe well hang on I might be I might be jumping the gun here. I might be on the wrong side of history. I would say I tried to engineer it out for Gavin three minutes ago.

I'm going to put a link to a video in the chat. 5950 our first video. Pots. Yes, a stream in which the five of us were playing a variety of games. Party animals was one because I thought, oh, maybe it was party animals. I was thinking of because you were very opposed to a I being involved in party animals. So one of us sit out. I stand by. I I am sharing my screen. Ready? You said you said 5950.

Yeah. OK. Here it is from 5945. Here you go. 5950 is that a psychic shut up is unstoppable. I thrive in the case. So it ends. We finished party animals. We're all here. Is that someone sitting out? I'll swap out.

I say a different game. Eric thinks we should play different games. Of worms. Yeah. The firms all of us together. Our first big day we're streaming. So let's go to worms. All of us.

No, this is us. Nope. This is an original Xbox. He's loading it now. Four of us. The guys were filming is on the. We're all here. We're still about 498,000. We are.

He's got you. All five of us. I'm not in this video, but I'm like, I'm like watching it. He's watching it. Cause we didn't know that we could have more than four yep yep you got this bud yep you're the worms guy this is this is very interesting yep

I'm a real flummoxed about this one. I stand by the fact that we should have known, but there was absolutely opportunity for you to establish this prior to, and it is odd that you didn't in that moment be like, what is happening? Why is one of us sitting out? Why aren't we all playing? So if if you wrote the if you read that comment that I just got about, you're right. I apologize. Do you think it's because although you can have five and party animals, can you?

You can have five, but we sat somebody out because you didn't want AI. So then we moved to worms. But why would I why would I? Because it's it's I don't think you have five, but we sat somebody out because you didn't want AI. So then we moved to worms. But why would AI, because I don't think you can have five and then you can have six. So we'd have to have like one AI. Yeah, so everyone would have to have AI. So we'd have to have, yeah.

Except one team. It would be two human players on a team and then. We've done just five in that. Haven't we? We did much later when we asked Andrew, aren't there other ways to play? And he was like, what do you mean? And then we had to, we had to like dig down

and figure out the other game modes, much like you had to dig down and find out that Worms was a six player game. Exactly. Yeah, we didn't know. Sure. Look, but that was a case of me not knowing. This is a case of you knowing

and not vocalizing it for some reason. Every year. Every, every year I would say, my intelligence gets literally decimated. I don't know what to do about it. I then like realize afterwards, I'm like, oh, what a stupid bastard for sitting through all that for no reason. Happens constantly. Can I, since we're talking about depletion of intelligence, I, of course, I just want to, I want to ask a question. I just kind of want to I'm just wondering, Jeff, are you OK with names or what's been going on with you, dude? Names. I've been trying to hold it together, but my entire childhood,

my grandmother called everybody by the wrong name. Like any time my grandmother talked to me, she would go, Jake, Mike, Adam, Jeffrey, come here. Yeah. And I think it's just. In me, you know, when I hear myself do it, I hear her, and I think that maybe she's moved on now. And I think maybe I've taken the mantle of the porky pig of family name.

And so I think it's just who I am, you know? And I think it's probably only gonna get worse. I don't, I haven't noticed it. Is this something happening outside of the podcast? Well, did you listen to it in the, was it a game we were playing the other day or a podcast where you just, you called every, it was the podcast we were talking about Mario Party

and me being late and then you used everyone's name before you got to yourself. You got to the right one. But then it happened, and then it happened like today when we were playing Repo where it was like, man, I don't, are you okay? Like it just, it, I, it's not a thing that I attribute to you, but in like the last I would say full week It's a thing where I'm like geez Jeff. Oh, what is going on? Well? I will say in the last full week

I've been recording and editing like a demon to get ready for this out-of-town trip I think this is like my seventh or eighth recording already, and I was out of town for two days too, dealing with a trip and still didn't miss a Mario recording. So I think I might just be at the end of my mental rope. We should lay out all of our mental ropes. Yeah, I think that totally makes sense. I think that totally makes sense. Plus all the other business shit that's happening behind the scenes

that we're not talking about, you know, that has to get done. It's just been really insane. Last two weeks in specific. So I think maybe I'm it's a it's a combination of my grandmother's genetics and my just absolute mental exhaustion and probably a little bit of my advanced age. I think we're all feeling it in different ways. I'm going to expose myself for a real stupid moment that otherwise would have went unnoticed where a few episodes ago. You were pitching store names with Nick Jeff. Yeah. What were the store names? You remember them?

Yeah, it was the Nick and Cranny was the first one. And then Nick's Nax was the secondary, like cheaper store. Yeah. Yeah. More like an impulse by store. And then I had a third one that I didn't pitch to you guys, but I can't quite remember it. But it was something along the same. If you go back and listen to that conversation, I GTA brained it, I wasn't playing GT.

I'm saying it was the same thing with the hot dog fan. If you listen, there's a moment where I say Nickined it. I wasn't playing GT. I'm just saying it was the same thing with the hot dog fan. If you listen, there's a moment where I say Nick's Nax. And I think that I just came up with it and I was very proud of it. And then I brought it up after the fact to my partner of like, oh, we're talking Nick store names. I said Nick's Nax. And I feel I think that's a very funny name for a Nick store. And then I was told a few days later, Jeff said it

like 10 seconds before I did, and it just did not register at all. So I had several days of feeling real good about myself for saying a thing that you had already said. It would be so interesting if when you stop recording and say it's like an hour and 10 minutes, it tells you how many minutes of that recording you were just buffering. Do you want to see some of the my mental rope falling apart? Yeah, of course I do.

I had a look in my audio recording folder. Oh no. Just to upload today's Mario Party. I realized I called you called yesterday's part Mario Kart Yeah, but like the fact that I see your file in there at all like that's all I'm looking for and I'm happy I don't really care what you call it as long as that file's in there. Good enough, good enough, good enough, we'll take it. I have a question relating to files because I made a mistake in a recent Mario Party day

where I backed out of the game and we had to redo a turn very controversially. And the recording, Gavin's been very opposed. We typically tail sink is very adamant that we don't need to for our average, I'd say, like 10 minute videos, which is fine. But that would ended up being like 23 minutes because of my mistake. And I requested a tail sink at the end of it just because it was a technical difficulties thing.

I'm curious at what point are you happy with a tail sink at the end of it just because it was a technical difficulties thing. I'm curious at what point are you happy with a tail sink? Just so I know, like, cause I didn't know, cause I brought it up and I didn't want to annoy you by making you do it. But I genuinely don't know where the threshold is of what is the minimum recording time required for you to happily do a tail sink. It's not always, it's not always for drift. If you miss the, if your recording stopped and you had to start again, you don't have a first sync.

So you need a tail sync. I understand. But the reason you don't want to do it for an eight minute thing is cause there's no Drift. You've been very adamant about it. He just wants to know when Drift starts. So I'm curious when you are okay with a back tail sync occurring as a group.

But what's my threshold? Yeah, cause you said bad, eight minutes, 10 minutes, not enough, so I'm curious where is that line? Just so I know. Cause I don't want to inconvenience you. So I have a lot, so if it's like, okay, it's less than this, I'm not even gonna broach it. It's over this.

But you don't understand what you're sinking to. Doesn't matter, you're relevant. It's an irrelevant point But you don't understand what you're sinking to. Doesn't matter. You're relevant. It's an irrelevant point that you're making. It's not a concept just for us. It's like tail sticks on a film set. The point is, is that there's a safeguard for people that put this together. That's not my job, but my job is to help enforce that safeguard and you're opposed to it. Understandably so.

I'm not saying you're wrong. Like once I want it, I knew that this is going to turn into like a heated thing with you. force that safeguard and you're opposed to it. Understandably so. I'm not saying you're wrong. Like once I want it, I knew that this is going to turn it into like a heated thing with you. I'm not attacking you. I want it to be clear. I just don't know where is the line for like, just so I know.

Cause when I brought up doing the tail sink at 23 minutes, I was like, I don't want to annoy Gavin, but this is twice as long. Is this acceptable in his eyes? I mean, I've never noticed any perceivable drift like under 40 minutes. Okay, so 40 minutes is the line But I mean people don't always drift from each other They don't but there's a safeguard in case they do is the point Yeah, but here's the thing most of the time you're safe guy It'd be like if we were in a haunted house, you've got like a shield

But instead of standing in front of us protecting us from the dragon You're standing in front of a bowl of fruit. It doesn't make any sense I told you safeguarding us from Car so you think what do you think that's what is in a haunted house? Played repo earlier. Yeah, I've got The dragon in the haunted house. Dragon isn't a ghost. It's like you're standing there with the fire extinguisher, but we're all freezing

cold. OK, I think you're making a point. He's making that, but it's irrelevant to what I'm saying. You're protecting us from something that hasn't occurred. Yes, but I'm saying the point of my question was I'm trying to figure out when you think it could. I don't know, 40 minutes. OK, that's all I wanted. That's all I was asking.

That was a long way around 40 minutes. God damn. All of us. You do. We edited, I've edited videos for 10 years without tail sinks. If it drifts, you just chop it somewhere in the middle, slide over a bit. You'll be alright. Gavin is against tail sinks in general, unless somebody drops a recording. No, I love them.

I don't agree with that. I love them when they're necessary. It sounds like he's arguing against them. Yeah. We used to not do any kind of sink at all. That's true Trevor that early Minecraft we'd all just start recording and start talking We were inventing the medium, you know

We hadn't we hadn't figured out all the rules quite yet I used to do it in Minecraft like if someone opened the door I would find the door sound on everyone's footage and I'd think it like that. God damn I'd love to see what the video damn we were just stupid. I would have thought that. I'd love to see what the video was that we first sunk. You know? I think it was episode three? Oh.

Maybe. Achievement C? Okay. Alright. There you go. Wow. So we've been at this for like a year just doing this on our own and you have to relearn how to do so much of it and everything.

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So there you go dark mystery game. You'll hate fun little mall word game I think it will get to the mall eventually but just fucking which one we gonna do today So we all post our votes in the chat the same time. Okay, okay type the number Okay. All right, so let's go. Let's for point of clarity the number place Let's order this. All right. Yep. So the first will be game you hate. Okay, that's number one Okay, dark mystery is number two. Okay Number three is fun movie word game. Okay. Here we go on three one two three

Oh two two, two, one, two. Yeah. Dark mystery. I just want to make sure we get the mystery because we're going to get a game no matter what it sounds like. Sounds like we're going to get at least two of these. Yeah, yeah, I'm with I'm with Andrew. I really want to know what the dark mystery is. How graphic.

Oh, God. Visually, can I be if I see you guys a photo. This photo probably will not make it on air. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God, I'm nervous now. What the f... How dark is this mystery, dude? It's pretty gross. Did you find a dead body?

Yes. As a matter of fact, I did. I have stumbled upon a serial killer that lives in my yard. Sometime last fall, Next to my trash can. I want to say like maybe October, November, there was a bird, a big bird that had been just ripped to shreds. Right. And I thought like, oh, that's hideous. What could have got it? It's so gross.

And I had to like grab him for it. Albert could get to it. And I didn't think anything of it. I threw, you know, dispose of it and went about my life, completely forgot about the incident. And then about two months ago, I found a bird in the same spot, beheaded. And there was no head. It was just the bird's body and no head.

Then one month ago, in the exact same spot, I found just a dead little bird. They didn't have any signs of mauling or anything, so I thought, oh, okay. So I got, yesterday I left to go to the post office for a bit. And you know how like when you walk outside, sometimes you're hit with a stench of death? Uh huh. Yeah. And I was like, oh my God, it was overpowering.

And so I thought maybe there's like a rat and a rat trap or something. I don't know. So I thought I should investigate. And on the other side of my house, in the exact same spot, but on the other side of my house. Like my house has two like runways that run along the side. It's like a thin yard, you know? Uh-huh. On the other side, I found a photo. Well, I didn't find the photo. I took a photo and I'll send it to you.

This is... things have accelerated. Oh, oh, my God. Look, a squirrel and ripped it in half. This is crazy. Oh, you should delete that photo now. Shred it. God. There is a serial killer that lives in my tiny little yard. And I think now it knows that I know that's two squirrels.

That's two. Yeah. No, it's actually the squirrel ripped in half, I think now it knows that I know that's two squirrels. That's two yeah No, it's actually the squirrel ripped in half. I think And a back leg on the other one yeah It's just okay. Yeah, that's a squirrel in half then yeah, it is a squirrel squirrel in a heart It's a squirrel in a half. Yeah, it's like three quarters of a squirrel Yeah, can you do me a favor and delete the photo of the one and a half squirrels? Please thank you. Yeah, yeah, no problem. I it's It's a it's a hideous photo for sure

That's my dark mystery is that I am now aware that there is something that is hunting animals and not just killing them for Nourishment I assume but as some sort of an expression of anger and mental illness Do you need to borrow a security camera? I you know what I need. That's the next step. I need to set up security cameras in those two spots We gotta see what's going on. Yeah, we should do that. You need to borrow a pellet gun like what the fuck dude This is crazy. I don't know and so another thing is I thought like Emily and I were talking about it and I thought, well, maybe it's a raccoon or something, but it I don't know that a raccoon could rip something up like that.

And I don't know that it would leave that much behind. So it's probably a bird like an owl or some kind of bird of prey. But we have one of those high coup boxes that records every bird that comes within, you know, 10 feet of a yard or whatever. And there's been nothing on the recording. So there have been no birds that could do this kind of damage. So I really don't know. But there's no cats, by the way, not as there's no like yard cats around us.

I was we were talking about that and I was I don't think I've seen a cat in my neighborhood yet. So I really don't know what it is. How did it get firstly? It got two squirrels and put them in the same place. Yeah, that's real weird. It is weird right pack a squirrel Maybe the squirrels going packs. I don't know if you can tell but next to one of those squirrels well It's gone now, but there was a bunch of dryer lint

so I think they must have found the squirrel in its nest and like ripped or them out of like including the Fabric of its nest wherever that was I think we as a show should send Jeff a child detective set and then get an update once he receives it and he can do a thorough investigation. Figure out everything he needs. Jeff, Jeff, you can be Encyclopedia Brown. I can be Encyclopedia Brown.

Well, I would like to solve this outside of the library, but I think that the cameras and maybe some sort of junior detective kit, we could get to the bottom of this. But I'm real disturbed now because things seem to be accelerating. Did I ever show you when my bin filled up with water? Yes, it suffocated something, right? Yeah. Something drowned in it. Yeah.

There was a raccoon or something or a possum. Yeah, I don't think you showed it, but I remember hearing about this. Oh God, I don't I see this pretty new image. I'm good. I'm good. What is that? I don't know I just I just walked out and I smell I smell death. Oh my god, Gavin I you might want to call a PD That Oh my god, Gavin. You might want to call APD. That looks like a crud. That's way worse than what I showed you. Oh my god. Check your water filter. Delete that. Check your acid filter.

Yeah, at some point in that bin, because I lost the lid at some point, and it became so filled with water that I couldn't move it anymore And I thought I should really kick that over at some point This the goal of the waters in it next time I next time I came out smelt death and there was a Rotting animal in it dude. You know you that's just a mosquito breeding ground. Oh Like that houses them it's rough There was dunk in there or something Funny you forget your lid and the consequences that animal goes through whatever that houses them. It was rough. Oh, they're like dunk in there or something. Funny, you forget your lid and the consequences.

That animal goes through whatever that experienced. Yeah. And I can get out because it's just a bin. You think it could just reach up, but I guess not. Hmm. And then look like something ate it. Well, I think it just got bloated and split open. But it makes me wonder if it fell in when it was much more shallow. It died and then the rain lifted it closer to the surface. What a combo. Yeah.

Careful of your bins. Hi. Yeah. I don't know, Jeff. I don't know what I have. No answers to your mystery at this current time. Well, we can try the, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm discovering and putting the pieces together in real time, you know? And so this is all very fresh and new to me,

even though this has been something that's going on technically since last October, I didn't realize that there was a pattern until yesterday. And so, yeah, I'm really interested in the idea of setting up some webcams and seeing if we can figure it out because while I think it's probably just an owl or some bird that's doing it very quietly and avoiding my Haiku Box bird detection,

like maybe it's, like who knows, maybe it's like an owl that was in some sort of an owl gang and suffered like maybe its larynx got cut or something and so it can't make owl noises anymore and it's got like a cool owl scar, so it's like a silent killer But I am a little worried that it might be some sort of a satanic small animal ring That's doing blood sacrifices in my yard

So if it's like maybe like a couple of possums and my neighbor has chickens like who knows what it could be Chickens, it's definitely not the chickens, but they could be a part of absolutely That's what I mean. They could be a part of some sort of a, you know, a dark ritual for sure. Perhaps I think they're just being left there. I don't think that's where the murders are happening. That's what I was wondering, too, because there's a lack of gore. That's not the right goal, though.

It has been raining a lot. It could have washed the gore out. That's a good point. That's an excellent point is that they could be being brought there and I am missing half a squirrel, about a third of that other squirrel and then the head for that one bird are just gone. So maybe they're at the site of attack or who knows, God knows, but I'm just hoping it doesn't escalate any further and And I'm going to keep you guys. I'm going to keep you guys updated.

And maybe we'll work out some sort of a camera situation. And the junior detective kit. This is a weird thing where I'm processing. I don't actually think I want you to solve this because I don't want that footage. Whatever is occurring, I don't think I need to see that. Yeah, but it's not going to on a night vision camera. It's not going to be as gruesome as the picture. Also, you don't think that if you saw a raccoon and a possum and an owl

in a circle in robes performing some dark incantation on a world here, you're going to want to see that now. You don't want to see it. They got little robes on. I want to see that. Or what if it's just a guy pulling up in a car? He opens his window and dumps out a bucket of animal bits. Now, Gavin's my number one suspect. That was an insane thing to say.

I'm saying that, I think it's most investigate. What if it happens to be a British individual living in Texas currently that swings on by? This is Gavin's cucumbers. I think he might be leading this investigation. I think he's dropping clues. No, I don't even kill bugs in that Right you you just let your buckets do your dirty work and then you deal with the

That is You just don't want the bodies on your property you're not killing them You're just moving the bodies that have died on your property to Jeff's. I also, you know, we have that serial killer that's killing people around town lake. What if they're what if what if the heat is on and they're just they got to aim lower? Oh, man, they're on to me. I've been killing too many tech bros and dumping them over the bridge. I better cut a squirrel in half. man, they're on to me. I've been killing too many tech bros and dumping them over the bridge.

I better cut a squirrel in half, keep one half, and dump the other full squirrel in this guy's yard. Also, what if the other parts to those animals are being dumped in one of my neighbor's yards and they're having a similar discovery right now? You know? I don't wanna be overly morbid,

but I feel like the transition is similar from going to Coke to Diet Coke. Like maybe they're trying to what experience the same thing, but on a lesser level. 100 percent. Yeah. Cereal killer zero. Yeah. So, yeah, like the squirrels or diet coke for serial killers. Exactly. Yeah. Wow. Like they've been consuming too much coke and now. And these are like, I got to be honest, each one of these ideas is just as plausible as the next to me. And we're just I feel like we're just scratching the surface.

That's why I want to get to the bottom of it, because I got to know, is it the rainy street ripper? Is it an owl? Is it a just like a murderous owl that had its throat slit in a gang fight? Or is it is it a Dark satanic small animal cult like it could be any of a myriad of things I You know if you start getting zodiac letters, but with creepers in the letters I'd Gavin theory once again I thought we can't rule Gavin out More Gavin. I

Thought we can't rule Gavin out Interesting interesting. That's exactly what someone who it was would say Of course, you'd say it wasn't you Jeff are you aware the the audience has a clip? Yeah, what do they have a clip of oh Do they have a clip of? Oh, did they have a clip of me saying? Collab as if that's some sort of a smoking gun. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah Yeah, do you know why I hate the word collab because I found myself saying it so much and I fucking hearing myself

All they're doing is showing me a video of the day. I decided never to say the word again interesting Fantastic. Well, that's a good point. I thought that was so strange that they thought that was some sort of a like, haha, we got you, you used to say it. Yeah, I used to drink a lot too. I don't anymore. People stop doing things. Or you cold turkey on both. Or they keep doing it, but instead it squirrels now.

Half a squirrel for every collab. Anyway, I thought that I thought that clip was useless because all it did was be like, yeah, I can hear myself being annoyed with myself in the clip. Like it should be pretty clear. I don't like saying the word while I'm saying it. I do like the idea of the audience bringing clips there. That's phenomenal. I do. I really like it. I think it's great to have serial killers ever collabed. Has there ever been a known serial killing collab I it's not like most of the silence of the land sequels shipman x-west. I mean in real life. Oh Like I don't know name a famous serial killer like discover. I'm describing what it sounds like a Dexter season essentially

Yeah, yeah, it's the Trinity killer all over if it happened, it was successful and you don't get to know about it. I guess. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Also, I think serial killers have really slowed down because of technology. You know, it was a serial killers were really prominent in the 60s and the 70s and the 80s when it was harder to catch them. Yeah. Fucking cameras. They take they they ruin everything. They ruin everything. Fucking cameras. They take they ruin everything. They ruin everything.

What I mean, the surveillance state or whatever complaint like is that as the positive, we reduce serial killers. I mean, I would think so. I wonder statistically, or is it just more muddled now? I think it's a lot harder to get away with that stuff, especially with DNA evidence and Technology, but also I think the real thing is that there were probably a lot more Serial killers back in the day that people didn't know about because people weren't because information wasn't shared as readily and as easily It was harder to connect dots. Yeah, I wonder how many people with no friends or family were just disappeared and no one even noticed.

Yeah, I'm surprised that with modern tech there's not more technology based killings. You just don't hear a lot of you don't hear a lot about like a drone with a knife on it or anything. Ignore whatever I was gonna say let's go down this road. A drone with a knife on it, huh? This is really weird that you don't hear more about a drone with a knife that targets trees with squirrels. It would just be so jarring to get stabbed in the back with a drone just swooped down out of nowhere. Walking down, walking down the street and you hear

that all of a sudden. What the hell? I'm imagining that that clip that Drake posted to promote that gambling thing of the drone, like pretending he's trying to destroy the drone that's filming him in his apartment. But if there's a knife on it, that is such a better clip. Is the knife drone flying by? I mean, we did it with Roombas, Jeff.

Do you think maybe we should put balloons and knives on drones and see what we can do? I think that's a great idea. And I think that's a terrible idea. That's our our next live action video. We need to. Why are there? Why are there balloons?'s a terrible idea. That's our our next live-action video. We need to why are there? Why are there balloons? That's the target. That's the ha yeah? Yeah? We made a video okay, I understand Years ago with room and balloons, and it did very well

Yeah, I think Jones is and then well I mean the nice thing about the Roombas was it was random right because the rumors are have a mind their own But I would like skill based. I would like a skill based knife fight with you, yes. Yeah, there you go. I guess the area would be too wide. I was going to say, is there not like an AI drone type thing where it's like autopilot? We'll steer for you, but I guess they'd probably actively avoid each other.

You never get. Yeah, you can have them like follow you and stuff, but I don't think you would want the knife one when it's doing that. That's very fair. We put. Can we put like GoPros on the drones? Yeah. Here's what we do, right? Like a real first.

Okay. Okay. Go for it. We'll do it just like Mario Kart 64 battle mode. Three balloons, four players. Go pros on them. I love it. All indoors.

What has to be indoors? What? All indoors. You can do it indoors. You can do it in like a kitchen or something. Yeah. A kitchen? Here's what we'll do. We'll get an office and then we'll do it in our new office. No, no, no, no, no, can't because that's it's so close to us drones with knives feel like something's going to

The knife goes in no It have a solution I have a solution Eric don't worry what if we're outside looking through the windows Operating the drones remotely you imagine people walking by wondering why looking into a building there's not drones and knives in there it'd be an absolute racket I think we have to do this all right hold on I put this on the we're gonna drop this I gotta put it on the sheet I think you guys could get together when Gavin needs to shave and just stand outside oh Oh, my God.

Some drones. This is going to be expensive. I've never owned a drone, but I think they're pricey. No, you can't be pricey. We have to have to be junk drones. But can a junk drone lift the knife? A small one, sure. We don't need a katana on these drones.

I think it's got to be scary, though. It's going to be like a big kitchen, a hunker of a knife. I see. I think it could go either way. I think it could either to be scary though. It's going to be like a big kitchen. I can't hunker of a knife. I see. I think it could go either way. I think it could either be incredibly small and ridiculous. What if what if you draw for knives and there's different sizes? Oh, that's interesting. I like this. You can potentially pick the biggest knife, but you might have like a front heavy problem.

Yeah, I really like the idea of that. It's possible to have a bad ass knife that the drone just cannot lift, but you get no air off of it. It's just like a sitting duck. Dragging along the ground. I think this is... Right now, down to we draw for knives. Yeah, I think this is a good idea, right?

Yeah, this is a great idea. And we addressed Eric's safety concerns. Yeah, we'll be outside. This is not addressing my safety concerns whatsoever. Why not? We're set. What can we do to help you out? I don't foresee... It's fine. This is not addressing my safety concerns whatsoever. Why not? We're set. What can we do to help you out?

I don't foresee, we need to be, if we're gonna do it indoors, we need a big location, like a big like hanger or like a warehouse or something. So we can be at a distance watching this. A rotor is gonna get hit with a knife and this thing's gonna spin and it's gonna gore the slow-mo guy.

And it's not good. He's outside looking through a window. I don't trust that at all. How about this, what if we have him wear goggles and a neck gaiter? What? To protect his neck so it can't be gore. Neck nose. Neck gaiter. Yeah, why would that protect his neck? It's fabric Then it's the knife's gonna have to puncture that before it gets to him We can put we beef it up. We put stuff in there We're gonna go FPV or we're just gonna be flying based on sight through the window. I Don't know I guess it depends on the drone we have yeah. Yeah, all right Well, we'll have to investigate because we want to make sure Eric is on board

by addressing all of his safety concerns to his satisfaction while also addressing all of our danger and fun concerns, which require us to do it indoors in a small office. Will this be our first regulation risk assessment? Oh, that's interesting. I assess it as very dangerous. I'm imagining all of the drone shot scenes and ambulance and how terrifying it would be if there's a knife on that thing. That's just a horror movie.

Imagine just someone putting a knife on all that footage. It'd be so funny. That's a brilliant idea, Gavin. Yeah, I love up for your earlier bullshit. What's the bullshit? Oh, that's fair. I just did completely irrelevant, but I'm watching. I have a prop auction up on the side for movies and this is currently what's up for bid. I just I just want to I just want to share really quickly. It is a demolition man playing at Hollywood. I'm watching a movie. I'm watching a movie.

I'm watching a movie. I'm watching a movie. I'm watching a movie. I'm watching a movie. I'm watching a movie. I'm watching a movie. I'm watching a currently what's up for bid. And I just I just want to I just want to share really quickly. It is a demolition man playing at Hollywood Collection, cryogenically frozen John Spartan Sylvester Stallone figure. Why? How much is that going for?

Currently, 10,000 was the last bit I saw. Oh, my God. I think it's sold for 10,000. It looks so bad. It is like a life sized Sylvester Stallone in a very unflattering pose. The leaves flattering pose. A face that looks like an impersonator. I think in the movie it has bollocks, doesn't it? Well, I think that's that black thing.

I think his cover is like Photoshop. I guess. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think it's a naked thing because you see it through the tank. You think it's got a dick. I think it does. Oh Man, this why else are you buying it? It's not for That's just alone yesterday I was oh man, imagine being in person at auction, seeing the guy who's bidding for that. Ten thousand.

Wanted you. You got to have it. The next item up for sale is a departed sign. Like, it's just so funny to me to go from those stilone naked dick hanging out frozen thing to. Here's just an autograph of the cast of The Departed. Bunch of photos put together. Just the biggest transition. Are you excited about your item?

Leah, I'm very excited for us. Watch me. I made a joke. My eyes was too much for the podcast. Thank you. This whole podcast has been too much for the podcast. This has been this has been one that's like way in one direction. Maybe I should do the game. You guys are going to hate and just really send it over the edge.

Yeah, let's go. Yeah, we should. But I'm just imagining Stallone somehow learning about what you said as a comment, Jeff, and being outraged about it and making a statement. He would be very funny. Oh, he'd be so upset. Oh, yeah, he wouldn't be happy. He would not like it. OK, I wanted to come up with a theme song and stuff, but then I realized I don't know how to do that.

But this is a game show I created. This is a game show I created for you guys months ago that I've been holding on to for just the right moment. And since this is an already gross episode, and I know that this is going to go very badly, and I'll be interested to see if we get through the game I think that that would be a personal win for me But I suspect that it'll be one of those things where I the audience turns on me and everybody's mad at me for a little

While okay, can you attempt a theme song? Yeah? Yeah, let me hold on second here. We go It's a fart. No, it's not What's up, that's our song this has been pitched This is a new favorite game. This is you know we haven't played it yet So it's new is it a fart or is it something else now? Here's how it works I'm gonna play a clip for you guys and you have the easiest job in the world. All you have to do is listen to the clip and then you just have to make the determination.

That's a fart or it's not. It's something else. And something else could be anything. It could be an Oldsmobile backfiring. It could be a squeaky wheel on a laundry hamper. It could be somebody banging a nail with a hammer. could be your grandmother's never going to be it could be Anything in the world other than a fart you just have to tell me you don't tell me what it is Well, I have to get that right you don't have to try you just have to say no

That's not a fart so the answer will be a a far or be something else and we can a fart or be something else Okay, you get you guys want to try yeah, all right, so I'll just play it off my phone All right, this is the first one all right. You just have to tell me is it a fart or something else? God now was that a fart or was it something else? Like you need like a lifestyle change I think. Something else. Something else. Does everybody want to weigh in?

It was not a fart. Nick said B. It was more. That was full-blown poo. Yes. Okay. Well, we're not saying what it was. We're just determining.

Gavin, I think you're the only one who hasn't answered. B. Okay, Gavin says B. That is correct. That was not a fart. That was something else. Do you guys want to hear another one? No. Not really. Oh, Gavin says B. That is correct. That was not a fart. That was something else. Do you guys want to hear another one? No, not really.

Oh, God. Well, we got to do at least one more. You can't just do a game of one. Let's see. All right. If you guys get it. How about this? If you guys nail this one, you win. All right. What do we win? You don't play anymore. Oh, great. OK, let's try. Oh, these some of these are so long.

Fingers crossed for the Oldsmobile Could be an oldsmobile. That's correct. You don't never know you never know. Uh, let's try. Let's try this one la la la la la Game in the world be Correct correct, that was something else if you guys want to keep playing I've got Six or seven more no props that I've no prepared nobody wants no why have you done this? For this I could play the game fart or something else is it a fart or is it not is it wet or is it hot is it a fart? It's always something else it's always always the same the problem yeah the problem is that really the game is just called shit

Unfortunately, we didn't get to a fart because you guys maybe cut the game down early, but we might have at some point We might have that something you could have heard something like this. No. No. OK. All right. What? What? Play for. I mean, should we hear a third just to make sure we know? I give it a fair chance. Fine. Whatever. Do it. You never know. It could be a fart this time.

If it is a fart. All right. Let me see if I can find a good clip. Should we release a separate cut of this like that's a good one palatable and then That was a different part. Oh, okay. Oh Gavin missed it It was a yeah, sorry. That's all right. You guys you guys got it So see there were there are farts in the mix like it wasn't always gonna be something else there are definitely farts I was wasn't gonna do that to you guys

What kind of a game show would that be that would just be trickery no? You've gone in the room at various Streaming companies before like you've pitched to Netflix and stuff haven't you or like some other company every fucking Network you know I have to you can potentially get you back in the room. Like, Ramsey's back, he's got new ideas. I want you to go in there and actually pitch that and see how long you get to stay in the building. Oh, dude. Are you kidding? I fucking killed in my TLC pitch. They would love this. Oh, how do we get you back in?

Get me back in the room with TLC or the lifetime they liked me? Netflix Netflix is cool This feels like more of a Netflix idea. I don't know anybody at Hulu I don't know hey if you're a if you're a network executive, and you're interested in potentially as a radical new game show fart or something Else hit us up email me at Eric at Jeff's boss calm David Zaslav is frantically typing. We let him go. Yeah. You heard you hear this gold.

We released this. All right. Well, thank you guys for playing America's favorite new game. Is it a fart or something else? What a shit. Wait, and the episode. Wait, literally. But but but but but. Oh, something else. You guys you guys want a palate cleanser? Shit wait in the episode You guys you guys want a palate cleanser yeah, yeah, I know I'm so worried I was killing a time at the airport the other day because my flight got delayed 17 times and I was bored to death and What I tend to do my idle mind instead of like listening to podcasts or doing work I always end up just like inventing games to occupy my time.

And I played I played sloppy just bingo at the airport for a while with the exact same prompts. And it's surprisingly a lot of it works. But even that even bingo gets boring if you just play by yourself. Right. So I came up with a game that is it's more of an like a like a prompt like a thought starter kind of game. But I had this idea, take a movie title and flip it and create another movie out of the title that sounds totally different from the movie.

I'll give you an example. Point Break, Flipped would be Break Point, a movie about a guy who's having a terrible day and he's at his breaking point and things just keep getting worse and can he hold it together, right? So it doesn't work for every movie, right? Cause some, it doesn't change the meaning.

Like surf ninjas backwards is just ninjas surf. That's not cool. But here are some that I think you'll find that are awesome. White Snow. It's a movie about a woman who's dealing cocaine internationally. White Snow instead of Snow White. Completely flips the game on that. The other ones I came up with,

Gump Forest. Don't go into the Gump Forest. You may never come out. It's a horror movie. Wrath of the Grapes. Do not make eye contact with the Grapes. They're very angry. Dog Reservoir. I don't know what it is, but I don't want to go down there. Society Poets Dead. It's a movie about a serial killer who's targeting society poets, high society poets. Father God. Father God. Father God is a great one. The story of Jesus and his dad. And then the other one I had was The Giant Iron, which is a story about a

community that needed a roadside attraction. And they didn't have a claim to fame, so they built the world's largest iron. But then they didn't actually. There was one that they just weren't aware of that was even larger and it all ended up in failure. It was a sad movie. And those are those are the ones that I was able to come up with when summer I know what you did last. That's great one, Nick. Thank you.

We'll say a film that I personally thought was shit, not great action, was three, battle was not compelling. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I saw a really cool science fiction movie about this ship that went out of control. It's called Struck Moon. Our rush It's surprisingly hard to come up with them. Bull raging. It's just a pissed off bull and he's got a score to settle. That's a good one. That's a good one. I like that golden man with the gun. You're just reworking titles though Nick. That's a good one. That's a good one. I like the golden man with the gun. You're just reworking titles though, Nick. That's not... Nick's having fun. But he's a gold man and he has a gun.

You gotta get it backwards though. Nick's just having a good time. Oh, it's not backwards. He's just got to be here. He's just got to be here. Shifting it around. Vendetta Faville. Poppins Mary.

It's a breakdancing woman in the 1980s. Oh, air con. About air conditioning? No, you're running an elaborate con in an airplane. Oh, okay. Bud Air, it's about this new strain of weed that's released into the oxygenation system and everybody gets high.

Oh no, it's about it's about the blood air. It's a docu. It's a docu drama about the nation's first weed based airplane service. Like a soul plane type thing, maybe? Yeah, like soul plane. But it's like it's kind of like weed tourism. So you get on and you get high while you get maybe. Yeah, like soul plane. But but it's like it's kind of like weed tourism. So you get on and you get high while you get high. It's a whole thing. Barrel smoking too and stocklock.

Anyway, I just thought that out there for you guys, if you ever get bored, it's it's a it's a good way to entertain yourself for about 12 minutes. I mean, trying to come up two word movie titles Just trying to think of a bunch of two word movie titles is like tough it is it is I just read I eventually I gave up and just went down lists of best movies for a while Eyes snake that's a good one hustle American Just just an American guy. You just can't stop. He's just going he's running across the country I love great about so many of these is I read them as Yoda. No, that's pretty good

Ice snake feels like a Yoda thing See blue deep Yeah, that's a shockingly fun game Well, thank you. Thank you, American Express. Thank you, American Airlines. Express. Thanks, American Express. Thank you, Airlines America.

Thank you. I'll have a little movie thing for the next episode that I'm excited to share. Oh, that's nice. Very nice. I stumbled onto something. Well, let's end this podcast so that we can wait a week and then find out. And if you're listening to the clean version, this is probably about 40 minutes long. This one this one got a little out of control.

We'll get it back. Yeah, we'll be back. We'll bounce back. I wouldn't count on it, but we'll bounce back. Unlike the small dead animals in my yard, we'll see you next week. Don't forget to tell somebody, you know, about this podcast. Maybe not this episode, but an episode. And as always, we love you. Bye bye. Bye.

Gavin, should we tail sync? It's more than 40 minutes. I'm just checking.