F**kface - Episode F114 // I Could Curse 100 Socks

Episode Date: August 3, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin being late, the naming convention, nature is taking it back, can't talk about Survive Block Island Meltdown, teaching Andrew the keyboard, The Tuxedo, bad luck socks for sale, the blunder twins, geoff shit the couch, a thousand day puzzle, gavin's tiny bike, and the matrix drive thrus. Download the full audio at: https://bit.ly/3ataI0e  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]  Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/FACE16 + code Face16) and Dad Grass (http://dadgrass.com/face) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It is 3 p.m. on the dot, which is when we start. Gavin knows this. He's always exactly on time. He's got a good 35, 40 seconds before he comes in. Speaking of Gavin, I didn't introduce him because he wasn't here yet, but I'm assuming he'll be sliding in right on time. He just dispenses. What did he say? He's rebooting his computer at 3 p.m. Why? When did he post rebooting his computer at 3 p.m. why when did

he post that right now at 3 p.m. oh I see I was scrolled up sorry wasn't up to date well that's a weird time to reboot your computer that's the that's the time that we start he's now one minute late which has got to be I think personally uh catastrophic to his psyche I know how much he hates inconveniencing others by being too early or too late, and here we are, pushing towards 302. This is episode 114, season 4,

year 3, is that right? No. No, season 4... We're still in 2? Season 4... On our way to 3? Season 4, year 2... I don't know. This is your thing. I don't remember how it goes. I have no fucking idea. It's the three then? Season four. I don't know. This is your thing. I don't remember how it goes. I have no fucking idea. It's long. This is your thing.

It's been so long. I would argue that this podcast is our thing. It is, but the naming convention is yours. You've done this. Season four. Year two. Volume one. Episode 114. I feel like my voice may be betraying uh how tired i am uh can i bring something up just before gavin gets here yeah please i don't understand the

year and date i produce the podcast and i still don't understand the naming convention it makes no sense yeah i don't i don't get it i don't get like the seasonality of it i don't get like what year i don't know what year this is i don't like i i just i go i go along with it this is this is season four we determined that after season three ended and season four began season five hasn't started yet so clearly we are in season four uh this is the second year that we are producing this podcast in hence uh year two and then this is the first iteration of this podcast that we are producing this podcast in, hence year two. And then this is the first iteration of this podcast that we've done, hence volume one.

Episode 114, that's just the number. That's just the 114th one of these we've done. That one's easy to figure out. That's the only number I care about, actually. Yeah, when would we have a volume two? I'll tell you the exact moment I stopped caring, Eric, was when we started this.

I was like, we should have an extremely long like 172 episode season and then season two be three episodes and then Jeff changed the season the next episode and I gave up I just no longer I punted I have no clue where we are why we're we're in the position that we're in all I care about is the number that Jeff doesn't seem to care about at all. How about this? How about I stop that and then you just do the intros from now on and we can do whatever the fuck

number combination thing you guys want to do. No, I enjoy it. I'm just lost in it. I have no issue with it. Again, I just said I didn't understand. I didn't say I didn't like it. I just said I didn't understand it. And also, you said whatever number thing we want to do.

I felt like we were really clear about just the episode number being the number thing we want to do. All right, so fuck it. We won't do year four, year two. We won't do the volume. I just said I didn't understand. I wasn't saying don't do it. No, no, no.

That's good. No, no, no. There's no room for complaints in my brain today. You're clearly complaining because you don't understand it. You're not complaining because you like it. You're not saying, I don't understand it, but I love it. You're saying, I don't understand it. You're not complaining because you like it. You're not saying, I don't understand it, but I love it.

You're saying, I don't understand it. I don't get the point of it. So we just won't do it anymore. We are complaining. I was just, I was saying that I didn't understand. I was saying,

I didn't understand it from the podcast. It is D Lord. It no longer exists. This is episode 114. I guess. Why are you fighting? Uh, because you're four minutes late.

You did this. This is your fault. why are you fighting uh because you're four minutes late you did this this is your fault we're dropping the volume and the seasonality and the year counting because andrew and eric don't understand it and i don't want to confuse them or over complicate their little to be fair this open with you didn't remember what it was i figured it out you know you know anybody else can start the fucking podcast at any fucking point in 114 episodes. It doesn't always have to be me. I got to say something to start the podcast.

So how about this? I retire from starting the podcast. You can start it however you guys want to. And I will sit back and I will not judge you for one. And I'll let you go. And whatever the numbering naming convention you guys want to use is, is fucking awesome with me. I'm going to take a break for a couple of years

and let you guys handle it from here on out. Gavin, how are you doing? I hate to say it, guys. I think Jeff's in a bad mood. I think Jeff might be in a bad mood. I realized right as I pressed reboot, I didn't need to do it. I remembered what the problem was with my sound. And then I don't really know how to stop that process.

I'm so confused. When did you realize you had an issue? Well, my sound, my mic wasn't right. And then usually I fix it by rebooting and then I remembered that I'd actually muted it in the setting somewhere as it was rebooting and I was like, oh, that's a fight. That's five minutes gone. Flushed

those five minutes. Is this the latest you've ever been to a show? Three minutes, four minutes. Four minutes? I think it might be. I think it might be the latest you've ever been. I'm embarrassed. It was odd for you to say rebooting at the time you would join. Because I kind of assume you're just waiting in the wings to hop in.

Like you're there a few minutes early, but you just waited out. The fact that it was like time to go and you realized your car wouldn't start was a very odd post. Yeah. I was outdoors like six minutes ago. I'm sway. What were you doing outdoors? I was ripping vines off the side of my house that my house is being engulfed by nature

We really shouldn't have built stuff. I feel like what do you mean nature's taking it back? Well, it's a constant struggle right you gotta you gotta reclaim. What's yours? You got to fight nature Sometimes vines can be a good look though. I can enjoy it like a viney side of a house I guess you're a vine guy. I could be could be a vine guy yeah it has to be very specific you don't want too much but vines can look nice was it a thing that would like damage the house unless you you removed it yeah it was so creeping inside so i killed it yesterday and that and today it's just like shriveled twigs but it's still stuck to it and i'm ripping it down there's like dust and now there's marks all over it what are we talking about this week i don't know. Andrew's got a lot to talk about,

so why don't you just kick it off, buddy? I have a lot to talk about? I heard you say that. You said that to Eric when I came into Pleasantree. You said, I have a lot to talk about today, but I can't talk about it now,

so I'm assuming... Gavin, you were four minutes late and look what's happening. Was there bad pleasantries as well? No. Did the pleasantries go too long? I think pleasantries were good. I was just...

What I was saying, Jeff, when you came into it is I have a lot to talk about because we filmed Survive Block Island last week, but I can't talk about any of the specifics of it because it's not going to be out for a few months. So I have plenty to talk about in that way, but I can't actually say any of

it on the show, unfortunately. I feel like that'll have to be one of our future episodes where we debrief after that show's over. I would love to be a supplemental, maybe. Yeah, we were talking about that as maybe a supplemental in the pleasantries. I think some people recommended it and some comment leavers recommended it,

but I agree. And let me just say right now, you know, we filmed Survive Block Island, was it last week or I can't even remember? Last week. And, you know, obviously it's not going to come out until I believe September. and if you're not familiar with what we're talking about it's like uh we recreated the game survivor in minecraft

and then this was the second season gavin and andrew were both in it as contestants it's all shot and done and in the can but obviously we can't discuss it and because that would provide potential spoilers and this show is not going to come out for two months. But what I will say, and the only thing I will say, is that I genuinely appreciate the professionalism that you're both showing by being in the same online room together, as it were, sharing in a conversation, despite everything that transpired. You guys are nothing but professional

and your ability to hold it together right now, it's masterful and it's something to be studied. Congratulations to you both. It was interesting. It was a great experience. It was, yeah, it was layered. There's a lot to say about it. Can I talk about the thing I told both of you already?

I'd like to hear Eric's read. I don't feel like that's a spoiler for anything. If I'm vague about specifics. I don't know what you're on about anything if i'm vague about specifics i don't know what you're talking about yeah you're so fucking vague nobody knows what you're talking about i uh i did a thing that's arguably worse than the shift key i think i could talk about that without oh anything away oh my god yeah you did you did i mean here's why it's stupider you're a fucking gamer I don't play on the PC though at all I didn't know so for context

I don't I never play games on the PC I'm purely console when I was first told I'm gonna I'll talk to you I'd love to hear your opinion on this Eric is this worse than me not knowing the shift capitalization thing when this started I was told before the experience even began I was like how do

you go full screen and i was told f11 and i said is there an f11 key or do i have to hold f and the 11 to which what's the oh hey man what's the 11 yeah that was the 11 there's not there's not an 11 key so it's off to a terrible start i have no idea how keyboards work. I have no information about anything But so no matter what and filming you're there first day last day I just imagine you holding F the number one and then the number one on the numpad right? It's the other side He's just like this is good for my hands the capital I keyboard suck Dumb we got to sit you down and teach you the keyboard one day that would be great i'd love that because the mac it doesn't have an f11 a mac keyboard or at least mine doesn't i don't know if other ones do but i'm not familiar with the f section anyway so we film everything on survive

block island is over and the shoot's done and i realized i left my computer on and i'm like i'll shut everything down but i realized that the server was still open for where we film things. And my partner was in the room and I was like, hey, I can show you some of the stuff that I saw. Like, this would be cool. And so I load in and I'm moving around and I'm just like showing them things. And they immediately say, can you go full screen? I can't see anything. To which I went full screen and i i had filmed so

when you're watching survival of block island know that every single moment you see of me i played the entire my entire experience was in windowed i was in the tiny i was in the tiny window mode every time you see me in the show i got the tiny window i went full screen it blew my mind how much easier it was to see everything and how big everything looked. I don't know about your computer, but when I open Minecraft and it starts windowed, it's not just, it's like small windowed. It's like less than 50% of the screen. It's like Minesweeper.

It is. And that's a great comparison. It was the exact size of Minesweeper. So every single moment you see me in that show, know that I'm experiencing it through a Minesweeper size screen. God damn. Wow. sweeper so every single moment you see me in that show know that i'm experiencing it through a mind sweeper side screen god damn wow you didn't think off to day one just to be like yeah let me figure this out um you know you have to move files around so much and i was unfamiliar with everything so i like just being able to click to like audacity and the different programs it never even occurred

to me to go full screen and then when i I did, I realized, holy shit, this is like a completely different game. This is so much easier to see. Also, Gavin, you're assuming he made it past day one. We don't know. That's very fair. It's a large assumption. Oh, dear, dear. So I did that.

I explained to my partner that I had not. I had been in window my entire experience. And they said that I was a lunatic and that this is worse than me not knowing the shift key capitalized. I was just curious, Eric, how you feel? You played with a colossal handicap. That's insane to play in the windowed mode and then it's crazy to think that there's an 11 key.

Yeah. I mean, really, like, it's kind of a one-two punch. Like, you could have looked at the keyboard and then said, oh, there it is. To be clear, these were very separate. This was, like, before the experience began and after. I knew the F11 by the end. I just never used it.

I was aware of how to do it. Guys, guys, let's be fair. I knew what F11 was by the end. I have to clarify. On my Mac keyboard, F11 is my volume down. So it's actually a frequently used key for me. Yeah, but it's just, there's no F on it. So so i don't know i didn't know there's the fucking f section i never use a keyboard that isn't a mac keyboard i have a mac keyboard and it's got an f11 on it i'm looking at

it does it well i'll take a fucking photo of my my keyboard and then i don't know why you're throwing around the f word so much you seem there's a lot of swear words happening right he's looking for f11 i'm looking for f11 yeah it's not the fuck 11 key. The F doesn't stand for anything. Yeah, that's my keyboard. It's got the volume on it. I even have a smaller dinkier one that's... Let me get out a window so I can see this photo bigger.

F11. I don't see the F11. Where's the F11? At the top. Oh, the little numbers. I don't have those. Hang on. Hang on. You said that you knew where the F11 key was The top oh the little numbers. I don't have those hang on hang on oh Said you knew where the f11 key was by the end wait now you're telling me that 11 is okay. You're right. You just know I know I think you just exposed yourself No, I knew where the f11 was on my other keyboard. I didn't think that my Mac keyboard had any F's you're right

It's just so small. I've never noticed. The whole upper row is F1. I don't need a picture of how small this is. Yeah, what are you talking about? I just have, listen, it's noticeable when you look. I just have never looked that closely. So wait, it's small, but it's noticeable, but you know where it is, but you've never seen it. Well, okay, I knew where it was on my Alienware keyboard

that I never used. I learned that. And up until this moment of you sending that screenshot never seen it well okay i knew where it was on my alienware keyboard that i never used i learned that and up until this moment of you sending that screenshot of that the little letters i never noticed it on the mac keyboard why did you think the f keys were i just didn't think i had any f keys on my mac keyboard taking a screenshot those f keys are for those luxurious one percenters. I'm just, I'm just floored. It's a whole row. You just thought that there was just a row you don't use at all.

I used the row. I just didn't know it was the F row. I use the brightness all the time. I use the volume all the time. I just never noticed that there was an F on the little thing. Oh man. I'm floored. I hit another, I apologize. You know what? I understand. Oh, man. I hit another. I apologize.

You know what? You know what? I understand. I thought I had already hit bottom. I had not. You know what? You're still falling. I take back some of my anger from the beginning of the podcast. I get why you don't understand the number thing now.

Now, in fairness, look at his picture. He has a sort of squished F section. It's a very tiny F. It also seems to be covered by copious amounts of food. I need to, yeah, I ate lunch. I ate lunch at my desk today. Okay, but hang on. Hang on.

There are two keys that all they say is F5 and F6. F, that's what, okay, Jeff's exactly what I was going to say. If you look at those keys, it's all you would see. That's all that there is. And also, they're the only keys with something in the bottom right, which immediately would make you go, what is this? Yeah. Okay.

When I look at it, my brain. You got F4, you got F5, you got sesame seed, you got F6. First of all, that's onion ring. There's some onion ring remnants. That's the main correction I need to make. Second of all, I'm going to be honest. I would look at those keys and go, that's 80% blank. Those just do nothing. Those are just blank keys.

That's how I would process that. I've never... I just figured no point. So if a key looks 80% blank to you, you write it off? You don't pay attention to the other 20%? Yeah, I guess that was my time. Yeah, I guess they fucked up this keyboard. They didn't

even print anything on these buttons. Here's the problem I have with that, Andrew. The escape key, the shift key, the tab key, and the return key, and probably the delete key are all 80% empty. The spacebar key is 100% empty. Absolutely true. Absolutely true.

That's true, but everybody knows the spacebar, and there's bold lettering on the shift and enter. Like, there is, the letters are important. The F5 and F6 are very small and not very bright. They're dim. It's dimly. They're the only thing on that key. Yeah, I just, I don't know. I don't, I've never,

I've never, what would I even use the F5 and F6 for? Refresh? Refresh. I can refresh with F5? This is insane! Wait. What is ha- Are you for real? How do I- We're gonna do an hour-long training course, and we're gonna go through every key.

What kind of fucking Mavis beacon bullshit is this? You don't know what F5 does? Wait, wait, how do I- Do I have to hit, like, enter? Or shift? Shift F5 might be the most frequently used F key on my keyboard. Absolutely. Go just open like a browser I'm in my browser. Okay, and then go to like just some other page and then hit f5. It doesn't do anything Anyway, you're on Mac. I'm on Mac. Yeah, maybe it's a control f5 on there. Is it a control?

It's a man's f5. Yeah, I think it's about browser shift f5. Is it a control? It depends on the browser, I think. Command F5? Yeah. I think it depends on the browser. Shift F5? I'm just, I'm floored. This rules. Guys, can we, while he's figuring out letters and numbers, can we take a step back and think about, like, just how ludicrous this is, zeroing in on the keyboard, and how we've, we, I agree.

I think we all agree he needs a class, right? Here's what, here's what's really scary. Does he know how anything else works? Does he know how a fridge works? Does he know how an oven works? Like, do we need to have just a basic class about all things? Like, clearly Andrew's managed to navigate

this far in life, but how many things is he using wrong or incorrectly? Or how many things is he missing? Just in day-to-day shit. We need to watch him. We should study Andrew. I would love to sit in Andrew's room for a week and just take notes

and deliver the results to him at the end. I feel like we'd be sitting there taking notes and Andrew would go, wait a minute, you're telling me this car has a reverse? I can go backwards in a car? I think I run into issues where there are shortcuts. Shortcuts are really

my problem because i just manually when i refresh i just click the little spinny thing in the top left so i've never even considered that i need a button to refresh but you're saying like in your ideal world you would have two keyboards one lowercase one uppercase what do you mean no well i love the caps key this This is very, this is established. I'm a big caps lock guy. I love having the button. But that's a shortcut for everything being uppercase. Wait, so apparently to refresh is

command R. Come on, R. That's how you do it on a Mac. So F5 doesn't, I don't know what F5 actually does. What is the equivalent of F? So I don't know what F5 is. Yeah, I'm on Windows, so F5 I use it in folders i use it in browsers f5 is decrease uh keyboard brightness that's why there's nothing on your keyboard for that what you would do would be assign something to the f5 i see so it is a

useless button it's not useless at all for me for you i'd say yeah yeah andrew i wouldn't be surprised if andrew said you mean to tell me I can get it? There's something colder than putting stuff in the fridge. I just never opened the other side because it's smaller and therefore I deprioritized it. We already found out last week that he leaves something in the freezer for about four days before. Yeah, that's true.

What do you mean? Are you coming at me for the freezer thing? Listen, I know freezers are important because of OutKast. I'm aware of the cooling system. There is something cooler than cool, and it's ice. And you get ice from a freezer. Ice cold is the coolest. OutKast is oddly educational.

It's great. Well, I think for a certain... Speed up a Polaroid. For a certain kind of person, I think it is, yes. Yeah. Although I'm not sure shaking it actually speeds that up. It does not. Didn't Polaroid come out and say, person. I think it is. Yes. Yeah. Although I don't think I'm not sure shaking actually speeds that up. It does not. The Polaroid come out and say, like, please don't shake your photos. That doesn't.

Yeah. Are you doing it? They're like, that's bad advice. They're not. They're not. They're not professional photographers. OK, so F5 and F6 on a Mac keyboard are typically increased the brightness of the lights on the inside.

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So I just want to talk about that, Survive Block Island. We should definitely record a thing at some point discussing. Yeah, we'll do a supplemental where record a thing at some point discussing. Yeah, we'll do a supplemental where we dig in at some point later. I would love to talk to you guys about your experiences of it anyway.

So yeah, I think that'd be a good piece of supplemental content for us. We should also watch that monkey movie. I'd love to. We need to do that. Speaking of movies, there was an exciting reveal today. I was very happy.

Or not today, I guess earlier in the week. Time is ridiculous. I got confirmation that our tuxedo has arrived. It's now in our possession. Where is it? It's somewhere in the office. It's in my office at work. You got one of Jackie Chan's tuxedos in your office.

Yep. The bow tie comes in its own separate tiny bag. So it also has a bow tie. Can I ask you a question, Eric? Yeah. Did you smell it? I didn't.

I kept it in the bag because all, all I did was open it and then open it to like open the package and then also open the envelope to make sure that the certificate of authenticity was there all i did was visually confirm that we have received the tuxedo and the certificate of authenticity because i want to get i mean i guess it would be jeff and gavin together to yeah have a look take it out inspect it then, you know, Andrew can also be on the call and he can sort of see Apple style. But, you know, we should get together and have a look at the tuxedo.

Tuxedo unboxing. Yes, correct. I think it would be great. There's a really, really good chance that when we crack that open, which Gavin, you should be involved in because you love to smell new things. There's a really good chance

that that tuxedo smells like jackie chan did in 2002 wow this is a lot of responsibility we've got to preserve this thing yes it's like movie history we can't we like actually have to take care of this yeah it can only be it's only going to be worn once and that's for the photo when we recreate the poster and even then i should wear some sort of protective layer between my body and the suit to protect it. We're not going to Kim Kardashian this thing. We're not going to rip a $5 million dress. We'll take very good care of it.

And then we're going to hermetically seal it and store it away for safekeeping until the museum happens. I'm excited about the museum. That's going to be a great setup. There's a lot of potential. We've got some good stuff for the museum. I found the Thrice to meet you the other day that's now perfectly preserved in a drawer ready for the museum dude that's awesome you know i used to have the original wrist pocket prototype and i think i mailed it to a i think i mailed it to rebecca maybe i gave it to somebody

damn should have held on i was about to yell at you for mailing some of our museum to uh to a listener but I think Rebecca's fine she can have that she'd probably also mail it back if we wanted it we'll make her a different one I showed this to Jeff but I was

before Survive Block Island I figured I'd watch the first season just so I'm not a disadvantage and Meg wanted to watch it with me so I cast it up to the TV and I had to type in a code for the Rooster Teeth app. And I was very insolent by what our app

just randomly generated there. That was your randomly generated code? That was my random code. Gavin's code was C-U-U-C-K. Which is great. generated code that was my random code gavin's code was c u u c k that's an emphatic cuck dude that's a hard cuck oh god damn it's so funny because i just got socks that said the same thing what a coincidence. It's me delivering you some cuck socks.

Speaking of socks, I had a bunch of dumb ideas about socks last week, but I did have an idea the other day. What if we sold just red socks, just a pair of red socks? They don't say anything on them. It's just red socks, and you just buy or beware, and you can give them

to people that you want to curse. Okay. So it's like a gift, but only the giver knows they're bad luck socks? Yeah, they're like bad luck socks, but they don't... Maybe you should even curse them in some way. I would say bless them, but maybe your blessings would be a curse

to other people. Can you reset this? Why are the Red Sox cursed? I don't remember the cursed Red Sox thing. Oh, Gavin's got bad luck socks. I had bad luck when I wore the Red Sox. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, so and then you want to sell just socks that are red that are cursed by Gavin?

Yeah, maybe like bad luck socks. So then you could prank people or like if there's somebody, like say you really, really don't like your stepdad. Right. But you got to get him a gift for Christmas. Give him red socks. He'll think, oh, wow. Little Eric loves me.

He got me the red sock. He got me. I mean, they're ugly and I don't wear red, but whatever. He cares about me. So I'll wear them. But me, you know, inside, you're like, that's right, motherfucker. You're going to get a flat tire today. And he probably will.

Do we want to do like two versions? Like one, you buy them blank so you can curse them yourself. Or there's like another option where I've pre-cursed them for you. We should like how you signed all the baseballs. That's interesting. That's interesting. Would you be willing to pre-curse a round of socks? I could curse a hundred socks.

What do you mean? A hundred pairs, I guess. Boy, wow. I could curse a hundred socks is a great episode title for this that's pretty good thank you I'm just imagining me just sitting over the pair I just like because I'm sitting cross-legged on the ground I put him in front of me I got my hands hovering above him and I'm just like you little okay now now we have to do it I wasn't serious but now we have to do it. I wasn't serious, but now we have to do it because we gotta have that video. I don't understand.

Did you do that to your own pair of socks? Like, why? Because you have cursed socks. So what are you doing? Why does that curse them? Why is that the curse? Well, because I don't think all... Surely not all red socks are cursed by default.

They don't print the curse on with the red dye i think somehow red socks become bad news in gavin's presence so if all these red socks are in gavin's presence in some way and he makes a point of acknowledging the sock i think that's key you know he the sock has to know that he knows and then we all know right and so i think that's how the curse works probably i just got the slack notification for the merch channel from eric we want to sell red socks that gavin will curse and then we will sell them i think it's self-explanatory i think that that really sums up what exactly they need to know that we want to do uh man so speaking of merch, I have one more dumb little idea. I don't know if you guys saw,

but one of our peer podcasts, the one that Eric, Eric is also on this one. He likes it less than face, but he still is on it because it's his job. And he, once again, Eric's a professional. But that other podcast, Face Jam, the food one, they released a very funny item.

They released like a switchblade fork called a switchblade fork called a switch fork and they sold out in four minutes which i thought was really cool you know uh i thought that was awesome that they were able to sell hundreds of those things in four minutes i will say what was annoying was all the people in the comments saying well i wish face could sell merchandise this well i wish face could run there uh could sell on time when they say they do like uh like these guys do. So we were catching some total shade that was unnecessary.

But that got me thinking, like, what would our switch fork be? Because I already had a four minute sale. Yeah, but I'm saying that, like, they said when it was going to go on sale and it went on sale and it worked. We were catching shade for like, you know, our stuff goes on sale whenever. And I was thinking, like, what would our version of a switch fork be because i i'm nothing if not opportunistic right they did all the r&d on this thing they found a vendor they got it made they established a relationship they proved that they could deliver the product the product then sells so then how do we capitalize on their hard work and i had how do you what if we made instead of a switch fork switch blade already exists

switch spoon is obviously too obvious we'd have to be like our flavor what if we made a switch fuck and when you hit the button just a little sign pops out that just says fuck switch fuck like when Joker has a gun

and he pulls the trigger and it says bang kind of yeah kind of yeah or imagine if it was like a switch comb except the there were no tines it was just a solid piece of plastic and on it printed in white letters was just the word fuck on either side and then so somebody gives you some shade you pull out a switch fuck and you hit the button and you show them the word fuck and they're like, whoa, okay, I'll back down.

I think I'd rather have like a tiny bat, like a switch bat, like a small, because you're expecting a knife. Probably for emergency baseball. Yeah.

I think a tiny bat is very funny. Like a switch bat? Like you hit the button and the bat pops up? Yeah, like typically like a switch blade, obviously, as a weapon,

you expect a blade. Nobody pulls out a tiny bat in a fight. Like it's almost useless. Yeah, like typically like a switchblade obviously as a weapon you expect a blade. Nobody pulls out a tiny bat in a fight. Like it's almost useless. Yeah, but see that's the problem. A tiny bat is useless. I think a switch fuck

is useful because it conveys a message emphatically. I think they're equally useful. I think both things are equally needed. I don't know. I don't know.

I think there's something to the switch fuck. Here's the deal. I would love to see a design for it. Here's the deal. It's going to sit in your head. It's going to be Here's the deal. It's going to sit in your head. It's going to be a little brain worm.

It's going to sit in your head. And in a week, you're going to be clamoring for the Switch fuck. And you're going to be like, oh, it just took it a while to sink in for me. But I get it now. Well, let me ask you this. How small can a Grinchy be? That's an even, yeah. I like that a lot.

That's a great idea. A little Switch one of them. Be like, oh. You hit the button. It goes. It's just like a a lot. That's a great idea. A little switch one of them. Be like, Oh, you hit the button. It's just like a little click. It doesn't even have enough time to make a sound. It's just going to the other side of the plastic. Oh man.

Stupid stuff. Speaking of stupid stuff, Jeff, Jeff and I seem to be able to exist pretty well away from each other. As soon as we saw each other on the set of SBI, just because Jeff was in the control room and I was in a little room off to the side. Day one, we're just like shooting the shit,

talking about stuff. And day one, by the way, you say day one as if there was a day two, but we don't know that there was a day two because it's possible you were the first person eliminated. We can't give anything that could approach a spoiler. So day one or only day, you were saying.

So the first day of filming... It's the same. It's the exact same. Just say on day one. I got told off for saying day one. Well, I don't know what to say. Day one's fine. Everyone was there on day one. Okay. Okay. Okay. I think it implies that there was a day two.

Well, no, because no matter what, everybody has to be there on day five. No matter what. That's true. That's true. You always have to be there day one and day five. Every single person was there day one, day five. Everyone had multiple days. Alright, so, should I say that again? No, no, you're good. Just go. What's wrong with you? Just say it.

So, day one, I'm talking to Jeff, chewing the shit in the kitchen jeff immediately reaches into the fridge for some sort of can of something and punches the shelf that all the drinks are on and all i hear is like all the drinks are going fine he's punching it he's like i'm like what is wrong with you he He eventually pulls the drink out, closes the fridge. We talked like another 30 seconds and I fumble coffee all across the kitchen. It was actually like within 60 seconds, our worlds just tip upside down.

We had to just walk away from the situation. I don't know why we just combine and form stupid. We're like, we're the blunder twins. You put us together and it's just a form of a puddle of idiocy it's that we can you're absolutely right dude i knocked over i by the way i got i'm a grown-up i get drinks out of fridges all day long every day i'm real good at it i don't ever fuck up i probably got drinks out of that fridge 300 times through the course of last week. I fucking within one second hanging out with you, I knocked over 42 cans, maybe. Just catastrophe.

And then you shot coffee across the room. I still don't understand how you did that. Yeah, it's one of those like fumbles where, you know, you're trying to catch it just makes it go. Yeah. where you're trying to catch it just makes it go further. Yeah. My immediate question is, how shocked were you, Jeff,

that Gavin said hi in the same space as you? That he took the time. That's the immediate thing I want to get to the bottom of. Was this instant? Did he run over? Did you get a sense that he has learned from his past mistake? What was that like? I will say that when Gavin told me, I took what he said to heart in the last face. And so

when I saw him, I just had faith and we spent plenty of time around each other. It was lovely. It was almost, I mean, it's weird, right? Because Gavin and I used to work in the same room all day, every day. And then we lived together too. So we'd go home and work together

and live together and drink together and play together and do everything. But pre, you know, we've had a pandemic the last couple years so nobody's been working in the office yeah and before that probably about a year before that i had left achievement hunter and so i was no longer working with him every day i forget how much fun it was to share an office space with you gab and just to be around each other for more than you know 30 minutes at a time dude it's fun as shit it's like we like we combine with two separate entities that combine and form just stupidity but we also it's very creatively good like we both you'll have an idea and then we'll just add to it we end up with good stuff well we should honestly just spend more time together

oh not filming and i and i don't mean this uh i've been fortunate enough to work with a lot of really creative people over the last 19 and a half years uh all of which or some of which are in this uh on this podcast with me and i mean everybody on the podcast is a creative person i've been fortunate enough to work with in the last 19 years i'm just trying to make sure i'm not shading anyone uh in addition to gus and bernie and all of achievement hunter and all the people that i've worked with i i i don't think i've ever had a creative partner like gavin in in and i don't know that i ever will again i've never been so creatively aligned or been with a person where like it must have been what it was like for the beatles not that i'm comparing us to the beatles because they have talent and what we do is dumb but where it's just like it's just like every

everything is good every like everything that when we get together it's just like i don't know it's awesome it's hard to explain it doesn't happen that way any with anybody else for me i appreciate you guys described yourself as a voltron of incompetence when you get together and then immediately went into the beatles this is fantastic i mean that's often how it would happen at home too when we live together is that jeff would you know walk walk into the kitchen, smash a glass, booze would go flying over the back of his head. And then we'd sit down and make a game in Minecraft that worked first time and everyone could play. While I had to raise my arm above my head to stop the bleeding. I probably bled more around Gavin than anybody else in my life.

I don't even know how. I've seen you bleed at least a pint, and I've not even been there for all the blood. This is a strange measurement. Probably a gallon of vomit, too. Oh, yeah. Definitely tons of vomit. And poop. Have I seen poop?

I don't know if you've seen it, but you've been around me while I'm full of poop. Like, when we live together... Hey, I just shit myself. Don't come into the together. Like, hey, I just shit myself. Or like, dude, don't come into the living room for a minute. I just shit all over the couch and I got to clean it up. You were literally like in my doorway and I was like, oh, how much shit?

And you were like, I don't know. I haven't really looked yet. It was like in your pants. You're the first person I thought of. You come to me before the toilet. You shit on the couch? One time, yeah. How?

Oh, not on purpose. But what happened? Well, I mean, this is years ago, so I'm going to make some assumptions. I'm going to assume I was drunk or hungover. I'm going to assume I probably wasn't eating well. I'm going to assume I probably wasn't eating well. I'm going to assume I probably thought I farted and then realized very quickly that it wasn't.

Oh, no. Because that's usually how it happened. You may have shit yourself awake. I may have. I have pooped myself awake before. You know what? That's impressive. That might have been it.

That might have been it. Yeah. Yeah. That's a terrible way to wake up. I've never even considered that as a possibility. I'll say this. Probably better to wake up than not. That's fair.

But in the context of waking up, it's pretty bad. It's a bad way to wake. I realized it, by the way, last week or the week before I read out one of my notes that I didn't understand. It was tuna. Tuna fish can spill in the sea. I realized what that was afterwards. It was tuna fish can spill in the sea. I realized what that was afterwards. Tuna fish can spill in the sea.

Apparently there was a boat full of like tins of tuna. And I thought that is so messed up that like amongst the swimming tuna just came down a bunch of their like canned brethren. And how just messed up that is, that humans basically caught them, canned them,

and then spilled them back to where they were from. Like, why is that pointless? It'd be like if you just go outside and you're like, ah, it's raining coffins again. It's exactly like that. I was trying to think of other equivalents but that's perfect oh how did you realize what that note was what was the moment where you pieced that together i think i just reread it that's all it took yeah sometimes you just need to sleep on something don't you that's fair and i just remember that the article about

i think it was like like over 50,000 cans or something That's so many yeah Wow, but to be honest. That's probably that probably be edible for a while although all the rust I Rust but I don't know maybe it'll rust open and God some wildlife can enjoy the the technological advantage of canned food. It's the cycle of life. That's a real thank me later for the wildlife of the ocean. Oh, man.

Speaking of thank me later, did we talk about my thousand day puzzle idea? No. No. I had an idea the other day. What if we sold a thousand piece puzzle,

but you receive one piece a day in the mail randomly, and so it takes a thousand days to but you receive one piece a day in the mail randomly and so it takes a thousand days i would be so annoyed create a puzzle with the biggest carbon footprint possible yeah it could be uh well maybe be local uh you know maybe i'll deliver it on bicycle uh it could take a hundred days for you to get two pieces that fit together i how frustrating would that be oh i would be infuriated if you want to talk about such a fuck you gift that's the worst that's way worse than the cursed socks i would kill somebody if they gave me a 1000 day puzzle one piece at a time it would have to be combined with like the

face zine or something where it'd be stapled to the front every week i had that i had that idea so emily showed me a TikTok of some dad who got his daughter a puzzle for Christmas, a thousand piece puzzle and when she opened it up he had individually wrapped all thousand pieces. So she had to unwrap a thousand puzzle pieces and I thought, they're already wrapped, you should just portion

out how you send them. Oh man, what an inconvenience. What's the worst gift you've ever got that was not intended to be a bad gift this is pointless the tiny bike tiny bike oh the tiny bike i got yeah i got jeff got me a tiny motorbike once i did it didn't what he like arrived arrived home late one day uh just smashed into my bedroom woke me up probably one one in the morning and just wheeled in this tiny little micro motorcycle oh and then i was like thanks and then he then the next day we tried to use it

and we pulled the little like engine start cord and it just snapped we never got it it was a little hunk of junk. I bought it like, I bought it off some dude drunk one night. He was like, he was just bragging about he had this little bike and I was like, I'll buy it.

And then, yeah. I just love the idea of you being out at a bar and you're like, oh, it's not like, oh,

let me buy this gift for my kid. It's like, oh, let me buy this gift for my 20-year-old foreign roommate. I'm not putting Millie

on that thing. She was like, sick the other time. It would be ridiculous. Inappold foreign roommate. I'm not putting Millie on that thing. She was like six years old. It would be ridiculous. Inappropriate gift. She got something else. It wasn't a binary decision. It wasn't like, well, I can give something to Gavin or my daughter. Well, it's gotta be Gavin.

It wasn't an either or. That's like a double because I think I'd be really excited when I saw the tiny bike. That's a great surprise. For it to not work would be so disappointing. I wonder if I have a picture of it in my old bedroom. I'll do you one better.

It's in a video. It is. I think the breaking of it is. Yeah, the things to do. We used to film these videos called things to do is where we do like come up with like a task to complete in a video game that was unintended. Right. And and then we would try to, very,

very briefly, we did that for years, but very briefly after, we would try to recreate that task in real life in some way, and so we were trying to do something with the motorcycle, and so we definitely filmed it. I don't remember what the video would have been, but... I'll have to see if I can find it. Yeah, it was around the time where we were trying to throw a cabbage in a bucket in

Skyrim, and then we would do it in real life and throw it to the next one. That was fun. That was fun. It's a great video. Oh, I found the picture. You found the picture? Can I see it?

I left that motorcycle under my old house, and as far as I know, it's probably still there. Way cooler than I was expecting. That's fucking awesome. I'm a good gift giver. That was my bed for a while. It was just a mattress on the floor. I slept like that for a couple of years, I think. And then I think I had like six things in my life.

It was like desk, chair, TV, bed. And then I got motorbike. You'll also notice that Gavin has something leaning against his door so I can't bust in. Yeah, that was mainly because of Poppins. Oh, the dog. Because he could open the door. and he just busted in at night so i had to put the table against it yeah but you learned that if you like that would stop the dog but you learned that if you kick the

door hard enough it would sling the table across the room so when we moved out of that place there was a big like sheared off section of paint that went up the door i forgot about that that's right yeah well i wasn't taking no for an answer in those days yeah the i never i didn't really have to dust that room that much but i did have to sweep up the paint chips from around the door area oh man i was i gotta say good times i was not looking forward to doing the podcast today but you i feel better now thanks for improving my mood guys i'm glad we could help yeah i i'm so impressed with this this is an all-time buy by you jeff you shouldn't feel bad about this

purchase this was a great purchase however much it cost it was a great idea it was and it didn't i don't remember i think i paid like 500 bucks for it. Maybe, uh, but that's fair. That's a guess. It's just a guess. I, it could be wildly wrong,

but, I had always intended to get it fixed, but you know, in those days there was just so much happening and we were doing so many different, you just like, it fell by the wayside quickly, you know,

and you just never get, it's kind of like, it's kind of like face lore. You know, you, you leave a joke for two weeks and then suddenly it's been a year and a half and you're like sure yeah right ping pong balls orange ping pong balls will say 19 yeah when we gonna use that ball generator to bet on roulette in vegas at some point i think so yeah i think that was the plan i don't remember i

still have a ball on my desk i have 48 i don't even know if that was the one you guessed, Jeff, but I have 48 on my desk for some reason. I'm assuming that's why. Did you ever have that? Reminded me of those little like battery cars. I always wanted those as a kid. I never got one. You'd see the commercials for him or like looks like a fancy car, but kids can drive them. Is that like the type of speed you could get? Like the little Barbie dream car? Yeah, but they had like other ones. They had like Batman themed or whatever. Like they had all sorts. I always wanted one of those. That was one of the gifts I never got as a kid.

I wonder if that is the equivalent, like the bike equivalent. How fast were you supposed to be able to go? Uh, I think that thing went like 50 miles an hour. Like a ridiculously dangerous speed. 50? That's insane! Yeah, I remember the guy telling me to be really careful on it

because it goes way too fast. We got to do tiny bike redemption. We should get one that works. Oh, that'd be great. Let's do it. I mean, that thing is... Do they make electric ones now? I'm sure they do.

I'm sure they do. Did you ever have one of those cars, Gavin, when you were a kid? Did they have those in England? Yeah, I didn't have one. I didn't even... That was such a, like... In my mind, that was such a rich kid gift, I never bothered have one. I didn't even, that was such a like, in my mind,

that was such a rich kid gift, I never bothered asking. You know? It's like, there's no point to even ask. Because I knew what the answer would be immediately, and then I would just feel bad. You know, like there's some stuff as a kid, you're like, man. Totally. Whatever.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, as I said, that was like, for me, the gift I always wanted, never and never got i don't think i ever asked for it i don't think that was ever even a consideration on a list you just see the commercials be like that's fucking cool that looks awesome i remember always thinking that way about whenever you'd see ads for i assume it worked like shit but like those kids virtual reality games where you have a little gun and yeah and i always remember thinking that's gotta be the coolest thing. But it's like one of those things you don't even bother asking.

It's like 200 quid. Did you ever get surprised as a kid by an awesome, awesome gift and then it turned, like you weren't even expecting it, you didn't ask for it, and then it turned out to be fucking suck for reasons outside of your control. Like when I was a kid, laser tag happened. We just went and played laser tag for your birthday, Gav, right?

Had a blast. Well, when laser tag first hit the market as a product, I was, I don't know, maybe 10 or 11. And I felt like every kid on earth had it. Every kid in my school had it, but me, everybody had it.

And it was like, whatever. I was one of those things where I just it and it was like whatever i i was one of those things where i just like it looked like it cost hundreds of dollars and so i never even thought to ask but for christmas my fucking grandma got me laser tag and she got my cousin adam laser tag which was awesome except i lived in alabama and he lived in florida and so i had half of laser tag that for two weeks in the summer and on Thanksgiving and on Christmas, I could play. And the rest of the year I had to put the laser tag receiver on my dog and then get

her to run around the yard while I tried to shoot at her because nobody else in my neighborhood, even though somehow every kid in school had it, nobody in my neighborhood had it. And so I had the most useless, badass fucking gift that did nothing. I like the idea of it being intense that you both have to always be equipped with the receiver at all times and you just never know when an attack's gonna happen.

Never expect it. He's just in class one day and it starts beeping and you came surprised. That sucks. Yeah. I was like, you're just like staring at it

in the bedroom. You just like put it on the wall and just lay in bed and just go or whatever and you're just like god damn it so so close to fun as a kid i really wanted this clock because i've always been like kind of into like funny clocks and it was one of those you know those pins you get like a set of pins that you can like smush your face in and it gives, it leaves like an impression of your face in the pins. Yes.

It's a clock that was made out of them. So I assumed looking at the picture that the pins would like slowly move out and like make the time. And I was like, oh, I really want this clock. And it was like quite a lot of money at the time. So it was my only present that year was this new clock. And I plugged it in and I didn't realize but it it didn't like slowly move the pins they would they would all be like and every time the minute would change it'd be like

it was in my room and it used to keep me up if i was like if i was in a light sleep and it would go it would go from like 11 59 to midnight all of the digits would be like i'd be like oh i hate it but I don't want to not use it. That was probably my most disappointing one. What's your most disappointing gift, Andrew? Oh, I'm trying to think. I was always so bad at gifts. I remember, it's not a gift story specific,

but you know how there's mall Santas and that type of thing? Yeah. I was with my friends, and we're going to go to a movie, and there's a mall santa there and we're like oh you can go see santa and i still at the age where i believed in mall santa's i thought it was a real thing and i just remember having so much fucking anxiety in line trying to come up with a gift idea to tell santa that i would get at christmas because i didn't know what i wanted and i didn't want to

ask for a shit thing i was like what do i do I want? What do I actually want? Do I want this? Because I thought there was a possibility that what I said in that moment would actually be my gift. And I came to the conclusion, this is such, I could come up with anything. My best option I came up with by the time I got to the front was the Matrix on DVD. That was

my great idea. And I just remember as a kid telling mall Santa, I want the Matrix on dvd and being so disappointed with myself that this was like the best thing i could think of and that you'd send it all the way to the top yeah i sent it all the way to the matrix on dvd never got it never got the matrix on dvd never came i got a boat once and it popped immediately on the first thing because i had this giant toy godzilla and it put a hole in it that was a pretty bad gift i guess i only got one use out of it what it was

like a blow-up boat it was a blow-up boat yeah and my grandpa and i went in i was probably like six and we're like paddling out and then immediately i had this big godzilla toy from the matthew broderick godzilla movie i loved it as a kid and it had all these sharp edges and it immediately put like a little hole in the boat. So it started to take on water and we had to go back and I never, that was the only inflatable boat I ever got. I got to use it once for like 10 minutes. You couldn't patch it.

No, I just, I don't know. I was seven. Like it was in my head. It had a hole in it. And then the adults dealt with whatever, like it just, it was out of my life. Also, like when I was a kid and I in my head. It had a hole in it. And then the adults dealt with whatever.

It was out of my life. Also, when I was a kid and I would get blow-up stuff, it would always come with a little patch kit. And that would be the first thing I threw away. I'd be like, fuck this. What you were describing with the Matrix, that's how I feel. And this is a relatively new development.

I wonder if it's a sign of some sort of cognitive decline. But that's how I feel at all drive-thrus now. When I have to look at the drive-thru board, especially the worst is Taco Bell. It's like trying to decipher like Sanskrit. I like, I can't, I see it all at once and all at the same time and I can't focus on any of the thing and I never know what to order

and the person's waiting and I get so stressed out. Oh, it's been, it's happened to me today. Brutal. The worst is have you ever gone back through a drive-thru? Like you realize that they forgot an item and then you have to loop back around and that kills me. It's so awkward.

Yeah, having to go back and explain, no I don't need to order something. You forgot this thing. Oh, you didn't, like it just becomes a whole process. I hate drive-thrus. They're terrible. Does it usually, I'm sure it happens quite a lot though and they're not weird about it yeah it's just internal anxiety i uh right i ordered uh this place called taco shack uh the other day this is maybe three months ago now i got lunch for emily and i i was out and uh i just called her and i was like hey do you want me to pick something up for you and she was like yeah

and she told me what she wanted and so i went through the taco shack and I paid for it and everything, got the drinks and all, got home and came inside and gave her her drink. And she goes, where's the food? And I was like, I guess I left it in the car. So I went to the car and there was no food in the car. And I had to sit down and I was like, I think I, I think I just drove off without it. Like, I think, I think they handed me the drinks and I left. And she was like, well, I guess you got to go back and get it.

And I was like, well, I'm certainly not going to do that. We'll just, I'll just order something. And so she went, she's like, I'll do it. And she drove over and got the food. And they're like, yeah, we thought that was real weird. The guy just took off. But here's your food. I was so embarrassed. I couldn't do it. I need to took off, but here's your food. I was so embarrassed.

I couldn't do it. I need to happily buy food again. Dude, I was just gonna order something from Postmates. I was so embarrassed. There was no way. I got all the way home and I still didn't realize. I was in my house drinking a Diet Dr. Pepper and I didn't realize

I didn't have the lunch that I went to get. That's incredible. That's great. I enjoyed that episode. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was a good episode. The 114th, I believe.

Thanks for listening. And if you wouldn't mind telling a friend or a loved one or an acquaintance or maybe just a coworker about our little podcast and maybe convince them to listen to an episode or two. I don't know what a good one to start with would be. A lot of people... I don't know. Well, what's a good episode we should... I always see people ask, like, what's a good episode I could recommend a friend to? This one. There you go. Eric said, yeah, always start with the most recent and then work your way backward. That way you're learning a story backwards. And it's...

What? What? What if we made the ideal first episode what if we just made that what if we made remember can that be the next episode we have to record one more can we just make an ideal first episode i don't think so i don't think so i think we need to yeah it's on the calendar we already talked about it can you not do two i just got nothing for the next one oh my god we do this everyone came into this one going i got I just got nothing for the next one. Oh my God, we do this. Everyone came into this one going, I got nothing, I got nothing. This is ridiculous. Well-

We talked about a bike and a, and it just doesn't even matter. I got two things for the next one, but I didn't get to. Okay. Maybe you guys can explain what F9 is to me on the next one. We'll really cover the bases.

We'll go one by one. I'm gonna say, Andrew, I love your idea. I love your idea for the ultimate first episode. I think it's great, but I think that, to Eric, I think it's going to take a little bit of prep on our part to figure out what a perfect first episode would be. We'll have to put our heads together and come up with something. Do you remember when we tried to make the best minute, or

two minutes of all time? I forgot about that. That was great. There's a huge danger of us repeating that. Anyway, tune in next week to find out. Maybe it'll be a great first episode. Maybe it'll just be a regulation normal episode. But you'll never know unless you tune in to F*** Face,

episode 115, coming to an ear near you. Hey, guys. Major League fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. The boys want to go death diving. Jeff still can't take pictures. It's the holy grail of baseball cards. Patton says goodbye to the Choco Taco. What is the difference between Chuck E. Cheese and Showbiz Pizza?

We're an ice cream podcast now. The honey monster is terrifying. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.