F**kface - Eric's Job - Supplemental

Episode Date: February 26, 2022

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The following supplemental content was filmed immediately after episode 91 of the F*** Face podcast. Allow us please, if you will, the opportunity to peel back the curtain and let you see unfiltered the many frustrations of Eric Bedore. October 1st onward. Okay.

So why bring up September at all? Okay, this is why. Isn't that winter? Okay, calm down. Listen, fucking go bury a porn smash, fucking ridiculous knob having if we're gonna do october we should do apple content ridiculous knob what to schedule i don't know i was just annoyed at you i'm annoyed about all this this is not a big deal at all i've never been to vegas the only thing i'd want to do in Vegas, the only reason why I'd want to visit Vegas is to gamble and watch sports, which there are

none of in June. It'd be the least I would never book. So it's unrelated to that. But if we do go in October, we could do possibly NFL stuff, or we could do more sports angles while we're there. So what if it's not Vegas? Is June still on the

table? No. I don't want to travel to the U.S. I don't Is June still on the table? No. I don't want to travel to the U.S. I don't want to travel to the U.S. in June. I'm probably not going to go to RTX. How about this, though? How about this, though? If it's, Andrew, if it's early June, you have the NBA Finals and the playoffs still.

That wraps up in mid-June. This is like a small aside. I will also say just on it out there there the best thing to bet on the absolute best thing to bet on is horses and the horses run 365. I don't I don't like and I can't do it. Can't do horse

you will you will you get caught up in it. I will not get caught. I will listen I got fucking Turkish ping pong or some shit that I could find before I'd go to horses. I don't know, man. You've never been to Vegas. Once you're there, it's a whole different world. I don't trust horses.

I don't understand how the betting works for it, and I don't trust them. I'm not like, you know how I said that I'm really good at reading bobs. Like, I feel really confident in my ability to read if somebody's a bob or not by appearance. I got no read on what a good horse is. I could show you what a good horse is. I'm fucking great at horses. No, I don't trust you. You can't bob for horses? I can't bob for horses. That's a great way of phrasing that.

No skill in the horse game. I like that you, the only thing you won't bet on is the most popular thing in the world to bet on. I think that that is incorrect. I would be shocked if horse betting is the number one leading we're making an episode. Are we done? Are we good? Do we do it? When are we going to watch

a movie together? Well, I just hit record. So I want to know. I'd be mad if we're done. Why did you hit record? Because we're not. This isn't an episode. Then why the fuck is Craig here? Why is Craig here if we're not doing Why did you hit record? Because we're not. This isn't an episode. Then why the fuck is Craig here? Why is Craig here if we're not doing anything? Just in case. Just in case of what?

Just in case you got another tirade against Jeff. Well, then I should be recording. Get better audio than Craig. No, we're not doing two of these. We've already spent 80 minutes talking about Tuesday at fucking 5 a.m you're so angry yeah it makes no sense vegas in june has pissed him off god never say the words

vegas in summer june or summer i think it's the horses i think the horses made him mad i don't know how to read horses i don, that's the reason we have Craig recording. Just so you know. If it was, this is okay. The only time I'm all in, if it was a racing stripe scenario, if you got a zebra on the field, I'm all about it. I would bet that zebra and I would come out on top because that was a fast, not horse.

I just like how softly you started. You're like, you know, I prefer if it was a little bit later in the year and then cut to a minute later. I will not set foot in the usa in june because it it's an escalation if i listen to you fucking guys talk about tuesday for eight hours and so i was patient and at the first sign of annoyance it's like i'm done i've been polite i'm exhausted i don't want to hear about fucking tuesday again i gotta get up 5 a.m which is fine it's fine i'm done i've been polite i'm exhausted i don't want to hear about fucking tuesday again i gotta get up 5 a.m which is fine it's fine i'm just gonna be on a comedy it's not hard but fucking ah god damn you motherfuckers are gonna be talking about your breakfast tacos

and how good it is nothing's gonna be open you're gonna have a fucking cold bowl of oatmeal just annoyed at all of you you have have 70 pounds of pancake mix, man! Oh, I got 70 pounds of pancake- maybe I don't wanna fucking make- Dude, that's the day! That's the day to get it started! No, I'm gonna fucking wake up even earlier and get the pancakes going and then I'm gonna have to make bacon- What time does McDonald's open? They don't open until like 7. They don't open till like 7 for me. What?!

7 a.m. Really?! For how I get them. Well, I'd have to- I'd get them delivered here. They don't open till like 7 for me. What? 7 a.m. Really? For how I get them. Well, I'd have to, I'd get them delivered here. So I can't, that doesn't open till 7. Hmm. Ah. Weird.

Unfucking believable. Cold oatmeal. I mean, you could have said we didn't have to do it then. Yeah, you also had a say. Well, no, listen. No, all of you were all on board and I'm a team player. No, no, no, no, no. I'm a team guy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You know the fucking puzzle in Mario Party where it's like, look left or whatever, look right. You gotta try to fucking figure. I don't know what Jeff wants. Jeff said, I wanna do another episode.

And then 10 seconds later, he's like, I'm tired. I don't wanna do another episode. I've got no idea how to read this. People are talking about Tuesday night. People are talking about Wednesday. You're traveling to Chicago. There's a fucking jumbled mess of wires. So I just can't, I cannot listen to it.

I just didn't hear a single word any of you said, and then you all seem to be excited and pumped about fucking let's get up super early. I'm not excited about that at all. Face in the morning, let's do it. Woo, morning show, how exciting. So I just said yes. Oh my God. This show couldn't have less of a morning show vibe.

I think the later the better. It will be our worst episode. All right, forget that, Andrew. Andrew, do you, would you prefer not to do it on Tuesday? No, because I would rather be annoyed and right than comforted and wrong. Listen, Gavin. So let's do our great 8 a.m. episode for you in Central,

and then at some point we'll do an evening episode, and it will be significantly better. Listen, Gavin, it's important that you know that he's a team player sometimes. Yeah. Team fucking. Why don't we just do it Tuesday in the evening? No, we're doing Tuesday morning because that's what we want to do. We're all excited about it.

What about Tuesday morning and Tuesday evening? We'll see which one's better. Boom. Four episodes next week. We'll see which one's better. Boom. Four episodes next week. I love it. That's it. So what time do you want to do the Tuesday? Andrew, you bought us another episode.

We do one on Thursday, one Tuesday morning, one Tuesday evening. Okay. What time Tuesday evening? I can go as late as you want on Tuesday evening. It can be like late night. I don't care. I'll do up to like 10 p.m. I mean, it's up to you guys.

Let me know what time works. Uh, I'll go 10 PM, 10 to 11. What about 11 to 12 for you guys? 11 to 12. Yeah, sure.

Yeah. Nine to 10. We're doing 6 AM. We're doing a morning show and a late show. That'll be 18 hours after we wake up. Why are we trying to pick? Why are we waking up early to do an episode and then doing an episode as late as we possibly can like andrew this doesn't bode well for you no you want a better evening episode we're all gonna be fucking loopy no no no okay listen here

i i fucking i age like a wine throughout the day. I'm going to be peak hours. I'm going to be peak performance by your 11. I'm not worried about you. That's 9 p.m. for you. I'm worried about, honestly, Jeff. Oh, they're going to experience what it's like to be tired. Yeah, enjoy. Enjoy, fuckers.

It's the other end of that. That was me this morning. It's a teeter-totter, bitch. It's your turn. I'm's the other end of that That was me this morning It's a teeter totter bitch It's your turn I'm on the other side So we are doing 11pm on Tuesday Yes 11 central 11 central So I'm gonna wake up

I'm gonna do a f*** face I'm gonna spend probably 12-14 hours filming in a quarry And then I'm gonna come back And do a f*** face. So you're gonna... The invite said... I sent the invite. I'm excited. You know who else spends all day in a quarry,

Gavin? Fred Flintstone. And he's a cool motherfucker. It's true. I'm supposed to get a haircut at like 9.30 in the morning on Tuesday. And I... We should be done. I have face jam that day. I'm gonna be get a haircut at like 930 in the morning on Tuesday. And I have I have face jam that day. I'm be fuck. This is gonna be fucked up.

It's gonna be a great day. Oh, fantastic. All right. Well, let's see how it goes. I might actually be in a bad mood on Tuesday evening. Yeah, I'll genuinely be a crappy. I can't wait. It's gonna be great.

OK, we got it. We have just recorded a second episode literally a bit halfway through at this point but no we gotta talk about Tuesday well I am still recording we're not doing this this is done in like 3 minutes when are we gonna watch a movie? I wanna watch MVP 2

when are we gonna do another one of those? how are we gonna watch that without watching the first one? yeah hey Andrew Andrew I'm with you let's watch MVP 2 When are we going to do another one of those? How are we going to watch that without watching the first one? Yeah. You don't... Hey, Andrew. Andrew, I'm with you. Let's watch MVP 2. I will only watch MVP 2

if Andrew cuts up previously on from the first movie. Okay. I'll gladly do that. I need a primer before I can dive into this. I think, you know what? And that could be something the audience could use as well. I have no problem doing that. Okay.

I want to do it in Q1 uh how about the 18th of when March February I don't think we do that because Gavin will be busy I think I'll be gone by then oh will you okay so you want to do it in q1 but you're unavailable for a month okay let's see uh march 18th yeah sure okay good for me i mean you're gonna forget why we have no what we're doing no no i will not this is what i'm excited 1 p.m 1 to 4 our time central time does that work or do you want to do it later like is it like no i don't care not good i do not i'm so excited about mvp2 i'll do that at any time. I've got no preference. It's whatever works for all of you. Will you watch it in Vegas in June? No, I will not.

I'll fucking throw a hot sauce in your face, though. Oh, my God. That's aggressive. Good Lord. Yeah, what's up, Jeff? Fucking delicious BTS sauce, Adam. Eric, can we release this as bonus supplemental? Yeah, I don't, honestly,

I don't care. Sure. Can this be like how we schedule an episode? Yeah, honestly, call it This is Eric's Job every week across eight different shows. Just call it that. Just call it, what does Eric do?

And then it's this. Because this is it this is it uh mvp2 one to four does that work or do you want a later time uh what day is that the 18th of march it's a friday of march i forgot i don't have it uh uh hold on uh if you have something booked on march 18th no you know what uh no that's fine it's uh it's fine march 18th is good for me wonderful i'm gonna put you put it well i don't need to you're gonna send me gavin yeah i mean yeah sure i'm just making sure i just don't know i don't trust that sure i don't trust that at all p.m is better like i don't i mean who could be that precise with what's happening a month from now i'm not looking for you to be precise but i'm looking for you to know kind of what your fridays are sort of like

sometimes and if you go well typically one to four i'm not usually available but four to seven i'm definitely available you're putting a flag in the ground for mvp2 i don't understand why this is an issue everything has to go around mvp2 now i don't understand why this is an issue. Everything has to go around MVP 2 now. I don't get why this is a problem. If something comes up, you're like, can't do it. I got an MVP 2 flag now. Do you think... Here's what we do, Gav. Here's what we do. Here's what we do. Here's how we

eventize it so that it's fun for us too. Let's launch the... Let's eat our beans from the for us to here's we let's launch the beat. Let's eat our beans from the bean hole. Watch MVP to on. Absolutely. So we need to get together two days before March 18th. Dig a hole. Burn some wood.

I'll make some beans. Okay. So is that so one to four works? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gavin, we won't need that much time. Yeah. I mean, yeah, but also I don't know why you're asking me that. Because you're the only one.

What do you mean? Yes. Because you're the only one. Because every time I've asked. No. Time out. Pause. Andrew and Jeff have both said yes, and you have given no answer.

I just need you to say yeah. Yeah. In theory, yeah. Are you saying we're bumpable? Is that what you're saying that we can just be pushed to the side whenever you need to that you're unwilling to what if somebody sends you a save the date what's your reply maybe i don't know if he's convicted for me he'll respond with in theory yeah look i'll be on a job that could potentially overrun i might be

in the wrong country i'm just saying saying. Yeah, that's fine. That's a reason to bump it. I'm saying your Fridays at that time, typically, would that work for you? I would love you to have my life and receive that question. And I think Eric would love a yes or no answer. I'm saying yes. I mean, in general, that's it. That's it.

No, that's it. But what you just said is what I needed. I'm saying yes. I mean, in general, yes. That's it. That's it. No, that's it. But what you just said is what I needed. And that's it. When can I confidently schedule you on something? What's the latest? Is it three days?

Like, when could I... When is a yes a yes? Any time from today until the end of the day, I'm all yours. So it's one day. It's a one-day schedule. I mean, that's a safe bet.

Okay. I was just curious how safe safer than tomorrow i want to see a graph of like statistically the probability of it working for each day as it gets further out from like a hundred percent to a 90, 80, four days ahead, zero. This is 0%. A great example is Eric said, can you do Vegas in June? Right now, imagine every single thing in your life was that question. And you end up just being like, yeah, maybe, sure. Who knows?

I get that. But there's also caveats to you doing these things. And those are the things around it that I'm mostly concerned with. If whether or not you're in the country, that makes sense. That's fine. I'm saying general one to four or like maybe a four to seven or something, but also it's on the calendar now, but I've also scheduled bean hole for you and Jeff from five to six on Wednesday. That's just a space that I saw and I took advantage of. You do with that what you will.

That's just me being preemptive, right? I didn't need a yes or a no for that because that to me is a theoretical. That's up to you guys if you want to do beans. I wish so much. Three horses and doing beans. This is just the best. I understand. Hey, Gavin, I understand if we get to even the week of

or three weeks before or whatever, and you go, hey, I can't. That's completely understandable to me. That is not, I'm not looking for you to 100% commit. What level of commitment is this? Yes. I would love to only do this in life. I would genuinely just, I wish that was real.

Me too, man. Completely understand. Completely. I'm just curious. I'm not, I apologize. I'm coming. completely understand. Completely. I'm just curious. I'm not. I apologize. I'm coming. I'm being aggressive.

I'm on payments. I'm sorry I said I'd throw hot sauce in your face, Gavin. I love you. If you guys would- And I'm not trying to be antagonizing. I'm genuinely curious. What percentage would you say that yes is? If you owe out of 100, 100, would you say that's a yes that's like a 30%?

Like what level are we talking here? Maybe like an 80. That's great. I like those odds. Can I break in for a second? I'm not going to put anything on that day. It's only if other shit goes wrong. Right, of course.

Totally, again, totally understandable. Completely get it. As someone who has been in your position, Eric, in the past, with Gavin's schedule for years and years and years, first off, you have my sympathy and complete and total commiseration and understanding.

But what I would like to add to it is I think Gavin is optimistically full of shit when he says 80%. I would put it at no greater than 24 here's why you're wrong here's why you're wrong i've had i've had stuff clash with every single live event we've ever done i don't i don't ever want to be on the marketing i don't want to let people down if they think i'm there i'm not there any you know anything someone could come in there's stuff

scheduled at the same time you try and try and move stuff around yet attended every single one yeah because we weren't expecting you to show up what does that mean we weren't counting on it because you were like a maybe right but i went i'm saying you were never a yes i know but i'm saying it was like i'm gonna try and be there i'm saying um maybe i'm saying a maybe I give you a 70% a yes 24% what does that mean what are you talking about it's all the same thing not with you I want to do all of it that's the problem

no I understand it's not a judgment it's just I'm just laying out the facts as I've experienced them in the past listen nobody gets your hectic lifestyle better I sound like Trump when I say that but like I understand your hectic lifestyle better and i sound like trump when i say that but like i understand your hectic lifestyle i do i really do i have a i've been where you are maybe not to the degree that you're in but you know we've all been in this industry for a long

time and i have a tremendous amount of sympathy i just think with you a maybe is closer to a yes than a yeses uh yeah i just don't want to i don't let people down so i'm very weary of saying a straight yes when there's varying percentages based on how far away it is i think it's very funny that like learning if you're going to be at a thing or not is equal to me learning if it's going to fucking like

rain on friday like it's a 40 it's like your weather program of attendance, but I don't blame you in any way for it. It's like the KXAN AccuGavin forecast. Yeah. And that's fine. If we have to move MVP too, because something happens on that day at that time,

we can do that. I just wanted to go in with the best odds. And if you felt like the odds are in favor for one to four, great. But if you feel like four to seven is a better odds for us, that's really what I'm getting at. Eric just said, if you think something comes up in your life that will push back the homeless skateboarding monkey movie, that's okay.

I mean, I've come back for equally meanly stuff. There was one week where I was working in L.A., but because I'd already started the Destiny Raid in a video, I had to red-eye back to Austin twice in the same week. There were two nights in the same week where I slept in the sky. It was too much. Nobody. I don't want you to do that for MVP 2. Do you understand? I mean, that's how much I would want to be in it. I don't want that.

Andrew might and Jeff might. I don't. I'd like to go on record as saying I actually do want that. Not just because of MVP 2, but also because there's a bean expectation now, and I feel like it's piling up to the point where now I'm emotionally invested in MVP 2, because it's a

vehicle to get my decade-long bean desire fulfilled. It's on the calendar. Nothing would make me happier than if you do the bean hole, and then Gavin can't make it, and you just have to live with the fact that you got beans in a hole. You can't eat. Oh,

well, that's a shitload of stuff that I don't want to miss. So I'm going to say 80%. Okay. Just say maybe. It's a bunch of stuff I don't want to miss. 80%. Can we just recap everything so on tuesday morning at 8 a.m central correct we're recording

what episode yes then at 11 p.m central we're recording a second episode on tuesday both on the calendar right now correct then on thursday we're recording one more episode at a standard regulation at our regulation time. And then on March 18th, we're going to eat beans and watch MVP two. And then in Q4 of 2022, we'll have a Vegas event. That's where we are. Easy. We got it all scheduled. Oh, my God.

What's happening? What the fuck? What? Was it too much? What happened? I'm the one. Dude, I was on COVID. What are you doing?

Is this just going to go up as like scheduling face? Is that what it's going to be? Yes. Yeah. This is it. This is. I mean, like. We'll just call it Eric's job.

Yeah, really. Just. Eric's job supplemental. Oh,. Just Eric's job supplemental. Eric's job supplemental. Great. Great. We titled it a Q&A with Eric. The first question is, what is your job?

It's me asking all the questions and also trying to give all the answers. Great. So, okay. So as always, if any of that needs to change, please let me know as soon as possible. I will keep you up to date. Thank you very much.

No, he won't. What do you mean? I'm always talking to Eric about the schedule. It's true. I can't fault you for being... You're not shady with your schedule. You're very forthcoming, and that's great. The second I know something, I pass it straight on.

Yep, and that's why I felt like I could ask you, do you think the odds are in our favor for one to four on March 18th? I'm going to get so much shit if I can't be there but i want you to know if you can't be there that's okay we can reschedule fuck if oh if gavin can't be there what andrew what i knocked over this giant cup of water like 30 seconds ago and i'm frantically looking for a towel and it just it started rolling over the edge

so I've now slid into my desk it's just I'm absorbing it in my underwear at the moment you're gonna hurt your other ankle what's there no I'm in a chair I just don't I'm gonna I gotta slide to the bathroom I'll be back I can bring you with me actually you don't have to we're done this is it

everything's recapped we're good if uh just just so we just so we know though if Gavin can't be there on March 18th This is it. This is the content. We stopped an hour ago. Everything's recapped. We're good. I'm still recording. Just so we know, though, if Gavin can't be there on March 18th, I would like us to continue to record something about how he's not there. Oh, 100%. If Gavin's not there, we can still keep that on the calendar. Yeah, we'll just do something else. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll make that. We got the date locked in. Yeah, so. The pressure. I'm going to be freaking out. yeah yeah yeah yeah we'll make that we got the date locked in um so the pressure show up or don't gavin we're gonna have a blast either way show up or don't oh my god i can smell a red eye in my future no you don't have to do that oh God. What is he doing? This, by the way,

I don't know if you picked up on that, but that means Andrew just performed this entire podcast, Donald Duck in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah. No, I'm wearing a door. He was poo bound. Yeah, he was wearing his, I just said I slid my chair forward. So it would go into the fabric.

You're in a shirt in your underwear, right? Yeah. Oh man. Does anybody underwear, right? Yeah. Oh, man. Has anybody else worn clothes? Yes. I've got a hoodie and sweatpants on. My house is freezing.

Oh, do you not have power? I mean, I don't have heat. Oh, that's so sad. He needs to be able to jerk off. Establish this. Okay. All right. Let's go.

We're done. This is done. Thank you very much. my god am i wrong we went over this