F**kface - Fish: The Sneakiest Animal // F**kface Bar Game Olympics [129]

Episode Date: November 23, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the sneakiest animal, robbing Gavin to illustrate a point, Andrew's magic phase, 250 darts, axe throwing, throwing a frisbee bad, is Nick good at Cornhole, submarine pitchers, how british for Toad in the Hole, Regulation Animation, and a three Ha man. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]  Sponsored by Better Help http://betterhelp.com/face, Shopify http://shopify.com/face, and Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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That's just because you have limited visibility. Exactly what I said. Exactly. I said. Exactly. I agree. I'm agreeing with that. It's just because that's not sneaky on the animal's part. It's dumb on your part for being in their environment. Oh, so it's dumb to be in the ocean.

Oh, yeah. It's absolutely dumb to be in the ocean. No, I think being in the ocean is awesome. But if you're concerned about being snuck up on by an by an ocean animal then yeah don't go to the ocean if you're okay with it if you if you if you accept the risk then you're totally yeah no i'm not saying i'm concerned by it i'm just saying that it's a high problem if it's something were to come up i wouldn't expect it it would surprise me it'd be i just don't think that if you were to search what's the sneakiest animal it would say fish no i agree i also think that i think that

see you think it's hello and welcome to another episode of the face podcast my name is jeff ramsey with me as always andrew pantin gavin free i believe this is episode 129 correct me if i'm wrong that is correct here's the deal you think being snuck up on in the, you would be caught off guard and surprised by being snuck up on the ocean by a fish because your neck is always going to be, in this scenario, you're imagining your neck is above water and you're not looking at your feet.

If you were to walk around with like a piece of cardboard around your neck sticking out so that you couldn't see your feet as you walk down the street, you would be just as surprised by a squirrel or a bird or a rat or a rat or a

dog or a cat attacking you. It's purely a peripheral vision thing. No, absolutely. But the question was, what is the sneakiest animal? And I was thinking that 100% of animal interactions I've had in the sea, I'd categorize as sneaky. I never saw it coming, as opposed to land. I think they have a distinct advantage. I'm not saying it's because of the animal itself, but their environment gives them an upper edge and sneakiness. Now, see, I would argue that the hardest place on Earth to be snuck up on is the ocean

if you're underwater with goggles on because you can see 365 degrees around you at all times. Whereas if you're in the woods or the jungle or even in a neighborhood, there's a million places for animals to hide. You can see 306. that's like all the way around plus a little bit more. Yeah, you just gotta do a flip or a turn.

There's nothing around you impairing your vision. It's just open water and animals. Yeah, you can see 24, 24, 7 degrees around. I'm arguing against your point though because your stance is essentially if you're prepared to not be snuck up on, you will not be snuck up on. I don't know what that proves.

Your statement. I just think if you stick your head above anything, then you're in the same situation. There's nothing. I don't think it has anything to do with a fish. I just think if you can say a coyote is sneakier than a fish, then a fish isn't going to be the sneakiest animal. And a coyote is definitely sneakier than a fish. Oh, 100 percent. Yeah. Hey, real quick. What's Swiper? definitely sneakier than a fish. Oh, 100%. Yeah.

Hey, real quick. What's Swiper? He's a fox, right? A fox, right? Yeah. The sneakiest animal on earth right there. Swiper is, his whole job is being sneaky and he's a fox. So I would say the fox is the sneakiest animal.

Gavin, any thoughts on the sneakiest animal? Uh, anglerfish. That's a fish. You think an anglerfish is the sneakiest animal? You're like, oh, look at that bright light. And then. That's a fish. You think an angler fish is the sneakiest animal? You're like, ooh, look at that bright light. And then... That's a great point. That's an animal that makes you think it's something it's not.

Can we name another animal that... It's just big and there and dark. And you can't... If anything, it's the scariest thing on the planet. Could you imagine if you thought you're looking at like a Subaru and then it ate you? That'd be terrifying. I think imagine if you thought you're looking at like a Subaru and then it ate you? That'd be terrifying. I think that if you can say a skunk is sneakier than

like any of these fish, then a fish isn't on this list. And a skunk is way sneakier than any of these fish. Does intent matter? It doesn't dangle shit that you want in front of it though. No, but it's sneaky. I don't know if a skunk is sneaky. I also don't think their intent is sneaky so you talk about the act of sneaking not the act of like being ambushed

i'm trying to figure this out i don't think anybody said anything about being ambushed i just said what's the sneakiest animal yeah i definitely don't want to be ambushed by skunks see that's a tough one and so here's the thing i posed this is before we started recording i posed this to Andrew, and then he said fish, and I said, I don't know about fish. I think it's mostly the environment.

He said, okay, so we're taking all animals and putting them on the same plane, and I don't agree with that because that eliminates all birds and all fish. It doesn't make any sense. I just don't think a fish

is the sneakiest animal. Well, also, for Gavin to be snuck up on by an anglerfish, his bones would have compressed and crushed well before that because they're like a thousand feet underwater, right? There's never a scenario where you and an anglerfish are going to be in the same location in the live. It's so far down that sunlight doesn't reach the area.

They could travel. Why can't they? You got a curious anglerfish, it can't come up to the surface, it's not allowed. Is there anything that prevents that from happening? It'd probably explode. Really? I hope so.

If it's meant for super high pressure, then you bring it into a low pressure environment. Wouldn't it just, like, all that shit leak out? I don't know. I hope so. I don't want to create a scenario in which I could find an angler fish just while I'm walking on the beach. If we could choose angler fish, then I'm going to pick the scariest animal on Earth. Or no, sorry, the scariest animal in the universe is a space worm.

Because I've never seen a space worm, but worms are everywhere. And I guarantee you somewhere in space, in the infinite of space, there are space worms and they're fucking wiggling around right now and you'll never see them coming that's true but like microscopic yeah yeah great example i always thought fish were dumb for falling for the the angular fish trap but i thinking about i think i would fall for that if there was just like a light in the sky i wasn't expecting i'd definitely get eaten by that well plus there's never any light, right? So it's like, you're just swimming along in the

darkness, and then suddenly the world looks different in a way it never has before. That'd be pretty jarring. I have a question. What are you guys on about? Eric asked what the sneakiest animal is. Why are you asking that, Eric? Yeah, we were just having pleasantries,

and I just asked about what the sneakiest animal is, because are you asking that? We were just having pleasantries, and I just asked about what the sneakiest animal, because I think it's probably some kind of cat. And then Andrew said fish, and now here we are. You made a good point in that the pink panther was very sneaky. That's true. Well, he was an international jewel thief. I popped in, Gavin, when Andrew was explaining that he thinks he can sneak up on an owl.

I could. That was my argument against what? Because up on an owl. I could. That was my argument against what, because Eric said an owl is sneakier than a fish, and I was saying, I don't think there's any way in hell An owl might be the greatest anti-sneak device. Have you seen all around? That's what I said. I think I said 365 degrees instead of

365 days instead of 360 degrees, but like an owl can see anywhere. Have you seen me try to sneak? I would say that with your ankle dexterity, you might be one of the worst sneakers on the planet. Answer the question. Have you seen me try to sneak? No. Exactly. That's how good I am. Andrew,

you can hardly walk with your ankles. I don't understand how you're sneaking. Are you belly crawling? What are you talking about? Listen, you don't need to question the form. You just are not going to know I'm there. I'm in and out. You explained how you tried to sneak Chinese

food menus onto doors in a neighborhood to steal your own package back and it didn't sound very stealthy to me, buddy. I've sat in a room that Gavin walked through and he didn't see me once. This is why my sneaking has established that I wasn't even trying in that moment. Being already in the room,

if you're there trying to steal the Pink Panther diamond and you're already next to the diamond, that's not the sneaky part. No, that's brilliant. He wins the argument right there. I think you're right. You blended into the environment and nobody noticed you. But you had to walk in on your busted ankles

to get in there. You're not sneaky, you're just early. No. into the world. Nobody noticed you. But you had to walk in on your busted ankles to get in there. And you never saw it happen, did you? You're not sneaky. You're just early. No. That's rude. I'm very sneaky.

Being early is a pretty sneaky technique, though, isn't it? Yeah, I'm going to rob a bank by standing in the spot the bank will eventually be built on. What?

What would be the problem? I mean, obviously, that's a ridiculous scenario. You can't be mad at people being early. Nobody's complaining about early. No one's been robbed and complained that they weren't there in the right time.

It's ridiculous what you say. Home Alone 2, they robbed Duncan's toy chest by getting there early. They didn't sneak in. That's pretty sneaky. I will say that's an act of sneaking. Yeah.

It's more... A more appropriate analogy, Gavin, would be I'm going to stand where I think they're going to build a bank. It would be I get to the bank right as they open and then I stand so still all day long that the bank closes around me and nobody notices me anymore because I've blended into the environment.

As soon as the lights turn off, then you go and you rob. I can't wait to sneak up on Gavin at some point. You're gonna be shocked. You're gonna be stunned by my sneaking abilities. When we're next together in person, your challenge is to tap me on the back without me knowing you're there.

Easy. Easy. I'm gonna have to bring a camera because you're not even gonna feel it. You're not even gonna know it happened. That's how sneaky I am. I'm touching my back and you're not even gonna feel it you're not even gonna know it happened Touching my back and I would know that it happened. Yeah, I'm also gonna take your wallet And your watch I'm just gonna rob you You're gonna rob Just to illustrate a point not because I want to

I don't want to rob from to, but because he's freaking out. I don't want to rob from you, but you're an idiot. Let me show you how sneaky I am. I'm going to tape a $100 bill to my back, and you're not going to be able to get anywhere near it. Oh, you're going to be like, oh, wow, this bat, you didn't do anything, Andrew. You're going to go back.

There's going to be fucking Monopoly money. It's going to be gone. I'm going to do switch and ruin you. Oh, you're going to replace it with a forgery. I'm going to replace it with some Monopoly money. I went through a magic phase between the ages of 8 and 12. I know my sleight of hand. I can palm coins. I can levitate. You went through a magic phase?

Oh, four years? Yeah. Was that before or after the sneaking phase? It was all part of it. It just built onto it. Okay. It's built onto it. Yeah. I can levitate if you stand at a specific angle and don't ask any questions. I don't know, that takes a lot of single ankle

strength. I'm not sure you can still do that. Oh, no, no, I definitely can. I would get, I was the worst magician of all time, because I would get too excited, and I wouldn't practice the tricks enough, and they'd never work. And if they did work, I would do them back to back and

then it would just be obvious how it worked. So you're going to draw upon your skills as the four year long worst magician ever? Yeah. Yeah, I am. That's all part of the illusion. Think of a card right now, Gavin. Think of a card. No, don't say it.

No, I was halfway through making a different joke. Okay. Think of a card right now Gavin think of a card. No don't say it No, I was halfway through making a different joke. Okay, think of a card any card Okay Do you have in your head you did the suit you have a suit color you got it? Yeah, nine of diamonds Shockingly close, but no damn. I was the same if I was right though seven Oh, you're too off. That's pretty good. A seven and a nine even look like cousins. Wait, how did that trick work, Andrew? Like, what was the trick there? That was just you picking, you had a one in 52 chance?

Yeah. If I would have got it, it would have been pretty cool. I'm pretty close. Honestly, that was slightly worrying that you got so close. If this was a golf game, I'm in perfect setup for a birdie right now. I consider this a win. That was, I'm right next to the hole. Didn't get in it. I'm in perfect setup for a birdie right now. I consider this a win. I'm right next to the hole. Didn't get in it.

I'm right there, though. Why were you talking to me about darts the other day, by the way? Oh, I was just thinking about darts. I have a friend who got into darts, and I'm terrible at it. I asked, I'd love to hear everyone's response to this. First of all, Jeff, Eric, are you good at darts? Would you consider yourself decent? Yeah, I'm fine.

Absolutely. Interesting. Okay, so as people that consider themselves decent to good at darts? Would you consider yourself decent? Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah, absolutely. Interesting. Okay, so as people that consider themselves decent to good at darts, how many throws do you think it would take you to hit a bullseye? I mean, that's not how darts games work. No, not at all.

But I could probably get one in 10. One in 10. I think if you gave me 10 darts and I was really aiming for it, I bet I could get one in 10. Eric, you gave the exact same answer and I was really aiming for it, I bet I could get 1 in 10. I think you gave the exact same answer as me. Did I really?

Six. Six? Okay. The difference is Gavin said he was bad at darts, and he was 1 in 10. I didn't say I was bad. I just said I'm not good. Like I wouldn't win a game of darts.

But you can be 10 darts. I can put it where I want. So you'd say you're average at darts? Because I assumed you were bad. You're right. I could have phrased that better. I just so you'd say your average at darts because I assume you're bad you're right I could have phrased that better I just know you're not good based on I say I'm below average but I could still hit a bullseye in 10 see I that was shot because I think I'm bad at darts I my number is like 250 I think it would take me around oh yeah you said you said 250 I said I could do 250 blindfolded there's no way I could eventually get a bullse could do 250 blindfolded. There's no way. I could eventually get a bullseye with 250

blindfolded darts. No way. Dude, you could hit a bullseye just if you've got 250 darts to do it in, you could just grab a handful of 20 and chuck them all at once and you'd get a bullseye. I think you're greatly overestimating. I don't think I am.

I think this is a regulation distance, like seven feet from the board. Blindfolded. If someone was giving call-outs like colder, warmer, I could get a bullseye at 250. Big John, little John. I just, like, you're saying we're overestimating. 250 is an insane amount of darts to throw at the board

and not a bullseye. No, I agree. That's how bad I am. I physically couldn't fit that many darts on a board, I don't think. Oh, I think I could easily. You want to get a dartboard? We can figure this out. I'll get a dartboard.

I bet you would take over 250. You might be right. That's ridiculous. The problem is, though, people will just assume I'm throwing it on purpose. That I'm not. That would be the issue. That would be my assumption. Yeah.

I'd be cheating in some way. I feel like we need to have a, like, the next time we're all together, we need to have a dart off now. I think we just need a separate sideshow called, a spinoff called Burger Confidence, where it's just the bets. called Burger Confidence where it's just the bets. I don't think, I think if you threw 10 darts a day, you wouldn't get it within a week. That's ridiculous.

That's 70 darts? Yeah. If you threw 10 darts a day, you'd get a dart, you'd get a bullseye a day. There's no, no. It's not that hard, man. Can you throw, like, do you have no aim whatsoever? I have you. It's not that hard, man. Can you throw, like,

do you have no aim whatsoever? I have a friend that's good. They went 0 for 20 on their first attempt. It's tough. I think most people, like, if you have aim, you have aim.

Like, one time at work, Gavin was on one side of the office, and I was 15 feet away, and I, with one ping pong ball, threw it so hard, and I was trying to hit him in the forehead. I ping pong ball, threw it so hard, and I was trying to hit him in the forehead, I hit him right between the eyes so hard,

I split his head open. And that was just one shot. If I could do that with a ping pong ball, I could definitely do it with a dart, which is designed to be thrown. I think I had a cut or a scab there, and you just made me bleed with a ping pong ball. I get the throwing mechanic.

I don't think those two equate at all. Absolutely. It's the exact same thing. I disagree. There's no difference between throwing a dart and a baseball. Nah, I don't think

that's true. I learned last week that I'm pretty good at throwing axes. I don't think that's a skill. The bar throwing axe thing. There's a bunch of

hipster bars in Austin that would disagree with you. I watched Dan and BK do it after me and I was... I scored pretty well. Yeah? Maybe I've only seen, because I've never done it, but I've only seen videos of people do it and they always do

really well. So that could be adjusting my... It just doesn't seem that hard. To be honest, it didn't feel very hard. But it looked hard for Dan. So you think throwing an axe is easier than throwing a dart? Well, the axe landed wherever I looked. I feel like a dart, you need more precision than that.

It's a different, yeah, it's a more precise tool. Absolutely. You've got a wide range. You've got a big face on that axe to hit the board. It's stuck in. I think I could throw, I think it's really, like I have not done axe throwing but I would imagine it's pretty easy to bonk it off the handle and not get it into the wood at all

to me I feel like axe throwing is all about form that's what darts is all about no but like I feel like there's a mechanism to like releasing of the axe that is opposed to it's more precise with a dart you got a smaller range, throwing is all about form, no matter what you're throwing, whether it's a football or a soccer ball. No, but I feel like I don't know how to hold a dart. I feel like my finger position might be wrong, like the technique, how much wrist do I,

like I just, I feel like mechanically, I'm in the woods, not the woods, I'm in the sea. That's a better analogy. It's a sneakier place. I'm in the ocean when it comes to throwing a dart. I't know what's going on but when it's an axe i feel like you just kind of let go of the thing and i'm probably completely wrong but it just doesn't seem that difficult yeah it definitely feels the axe felt a lot easier to me eric why is this wild eric's freaking out i i just don't i don't get the like the pushback on the axe thing and how it gets one-to-one with darts.

None of this makes any sense. But also, I can't throw a frisbee to save my life. What? I just can't. I don't know what it is. Is it one of the things you're embarrassed about? Yes, it is. I'm very embarrassed about the way I throw a frisbee.

Frisbee golf is like a thing in Austin. People invite me to go like Frisbee. Frisbee golf is like a thing in Austin. People invite me to go and I turn them down. People like Jack? Yeah, Jack has not, but hopefully that keeps up because I don't want to go. But so I can kind of see what Andrew's saying, but the form of a dart, I agree with Jeff. It's very close to like a baseball.

It's very close to other things and especially like ax throwing. So to say that like the technique of one is so different from the technique of the other, I don't agree with. And it's really something. And I liked that he said, I've seen people do it and it seems like it's easy.

Darts seems like it's easy. It's darts. Darts is so easy. They allow you to do it around so easy they allow you to do it around alcohol. They encourage you to do it while drunk at every bar in the world.

I feel like your dart throw to axing would be like saying I can drive a boat because I know how to drive a car. Like it's mechanically like you're driving vehicles

but they're completely different. I think it's a different thing. It's not that different. I don't think it's one to one. It's pretty, like thing. It's not that different. I don't think it's one-to-one. It's pretty, like, driving anything is pretty similar, I think. I don't think that's true. Unless it's got a complicated clutch of some kind. Hmm.

Okay. You ever driven a boat? Yeah. You steer left, it goes left. You steer right, it goes right. I don't think I have. You move up, it goes up. Fast, you move back, it goes slow.

It goes up. It's pretty, well, you get, like, like the handle that you just go up to go forward. It's like Star Trek and you go back. No, those are great. I don't think I've ever driven a boat. I have played Hydro Thunder in the arcade. You got the little stick on that. That's great.

And that's pretty similar to playing Outrun or Hang On or Ridge Racer. I'm an automatic guy in those games, though. I don't fuck with the shift. It's too hard. It's bullshit. It's way easier to drive a shift in real life than in a video game. When I was a kid, for some reason,

I had a tennis racket. I got a new tennis racket, so my old one was like a spare. For some reason, I really wanted to throw it to see what it felt like the axe throwing reminded me of this but I lived

I had such a small back garden and my road was so crammed in and small I felt like I couldn't throw it as hard as I could without hitting something

so I walked all the way to this field to throw my tennis racket to see what it felt like what? how did it feel? you good really satisfying yeah it's really satisfying to throw something that's like top heavy because it goes like but i remember just being like sneaking around just be like i want to go somewhere and throw this

now if you were sneakier would you have gone more often Or where does your sneak skill align with your tennis throwing hobby? If I was sneakier, I probably would have gone under the water. Really? With the fish. Now, that wouldn't be fun to throw under the water, though. That'd be terrible. Agreed. You're right.

That's a good point. Resistant. Eric said something earlier that triggered an idea I was debating on having with y'all in this. Are we doing two episodes today? I assume so. Oh, shit. Are we? I thought so.

I assumed so as well. So I wasn't sure if I'd talk about this episode or not. But I was thinking about mayonnaise, right? And how much I fucking hate mayonnaise. Mayonnaise? Mayonnaise? Yeah, like I just can't stand mayonnaise, right? It's white.

I don't like white stuff. It's probably the grossest of all white things to me, maybe, is mayo. Mayo or maybe cream cheese. Cream cheese, actually cream cheese, because if I smell mayonnaise, I want to throw up. But if I look at cream cheese, I want to throw up. So, and I was wondering, like, could I train myself to like mayonnaise if I had to?

Like if somebody said, like, I need you, I need you to like mayonnaise. Here's a million dollars in a year. Could I get there? And I feel like I probably could. Right. Like, I feel like there are probably things that we all hate that we if we wanted to, like, get over this hurdle, we could probably learn to like and i wonder if if we agreed to do it we could get eric good at frisbee like we could start training and practicing and turn eric's frisbee

failure into a frisbee success here's here's the thing i Jeff, maybe you could. I don't know what Gavin and Andrew are providing in this situation. What do you mean? I think it's pretty... To improve your form in frisbee throwing? Yeah, like what could we bring to the table? Yeah, Mr. 300 darts over here isn't going to be helpful to you. I'm terrible. I'm a bad frisbee thrower too.

See? See, so what? So, Jeff, it would just be me and you throwing a frisbee, and then Gavin is also, yeah, and then Gavin. So I stand by my statement. That sounds like two friends hanging out on the weekend. It sounds lovely. Thanks for the invite.

I've seen Gavin throw a frisbee though. We've thrown frisbees together. Yeah, we're okay. Oh, we got one stuck in a tree, didn't we? Yeah, remember we used to live over off, back when we lived down at the rental house, where with Jordan Sweers, we threw Frisbees a couple times.

That's true. I think I have a picture of him climbing a tree to get it out. Frisbees are satisfying to throw. What happens when you throw a Frisbee, Eric? It goes way off to the side. I try to make it go straight. I do the thing.

I look at it i point my toe it's go release right where i need it to be and then it just keeps going off to the right are you putting are you putting your whole body into it yeah oh i'm doing everything there's just something about the mechanic of it where i can't get i don't know i i'm fine with every other so i can throw a football throw baseball i'm. I'm fine. It's sports, golf, whatever. But for some reason, I throw a Frisbee, and it just doesn't go anywhere where I need it to go. And the worst part, the worst part about throwing a Frisbee wrong is you got to go get it.

And it's a long, and boy, it's a long walk to wherever it ended up. Kevin, what did you expect him to say? That was a ridiculous question by you? What happens when you throw it he misses that's the whole point it doesn't turn into It could have not gone very far Here I think the answer dictates how you fix the problem like if he's like every time I thought it goes straight in the fucking air. Then you're like, like straight up.

You're like, oh, okay. Well, you're wrong. Listen, I'm not going to argue with you about this, Jeff. You're the fucking Tiger Woods of disc golf by how it sounds. But Gavin, on the other hand, I have no confidence in his ability to throw a frisbee. I don't know what he's trying to diagnose. Give me one of those little aerobics things. Give me one of those rings.

I will send that thing over everything that we're looking at. Those things go so far. What does that prove? What are you proving by doing that? What are you saying? I'm shit at frisbee. Yeah, if we're talking about accuracy, you're just like, I can throw a thing far. That's great, but that's not how you play frisbee.

You say hit that tree, I'll get it in the tree. What if it was like a small Christmas tree? I'll give it a damn good go, I'll get it in the tree. What if it was like a small Christmas tree? I'll give it a damn good go. I'll get close. Here's the thing with Eric, though. And his problem is one we can fix. Eric, I've got a high-speed camera.

We can do slow-mo sports analysis on your release point. Here's the thing. Eric, it is all in the wrist. The Frisbee, and by the way, I've never played disc golf in my life. I don't even think I've ever thrown one, but I've thrown a fucking frisbee. It's 100% in the wrist motion.

We can fix that. Gavin, I think that your solution is great and is half of a solution because you're going to film me in slow motion throwing a frisbee and then you're going to film me in slow motion, throwing a Frisbee, and then we're going to look at it and everyone's just going to go, just throw it,

you know, look right there, throw it straighter and nothing's going to happen. No one here can break down film like a sports analyst. You're just going to show, we're going to, you're going to film it and then we're going to look at it in slow motion. And then Jeff's going to show, you're going to film it, and then we're going to look at it in slow motion, and then Jeff's

going to go, oh, yeah, just, you know, throw it like, you know, point when you release it. It's just going to be useful to know how much later or earlier to let go. I would look at it and say, that looks pretty good to me.

You don't think we'll be like, what was that show Kobe Bryant did on ESPN Details where he would break down film of how NBA players could improve their game? No, I don't. You don't think we could do that for you, Eric? No. No. Are you asking if you're Kobe Bryant in this situation, Jeff? No, I just, well, yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, I guess so. I think I can, I think we could break down the film and help you, I really do. I don't think it's that complicated. I was on your side at first. Upon thinking about this further, let's calm down for a minute. You're the one that's supposed to be throwing

an 80 mile per hour fastball. Why don't we figure out how to improve your form first? Oh, listen, listen. Why are we going to Eric? No, no, listen. I'm not fighting. I don't need you to film. I know what I'm doing and how to do it right.

I'm fighting father time. I am fighting age. Me and LeBron, right? Like, it's just every day the Grim Reaper is coming a little bit closer for our abilities. As do I. LeBron's out right now with a groin injury. My groin hasn't been fine for six months. Like, can you imagine if LeBron had a fucking jock itch scenario?

Like, that was his lower body. It's always a hamstring. You two are not dealing with similar. I guess he had the ankles. That's fair. Dude, if LeBron had my jock itch, he would miss the entire fucking season. Oh, he would be so uncomfortable. He'd play really well.

Yeah. Nobody would want to guard someone with jock itch all the way down the leg. You're not getting in there. Nick's a DNP crotch rot. That's great. Okay, so we're going to pass on trying to fix my Frisbee throw then, right? Like, we don't have to worry about that. Like, I don't have to worry about trying to fix my Frisbee throw.

I think if Eric and I tried to play Frisbee together, it would be like we're playing with ghosts. Like, it would be so far left and right on both sides. Nobody would assume we were in the same game. Here's what we do. It doesn't have to be. I'll put on a bit of a wider lens. Jeff and Eric side by side in the same shot,

and we'll compare. And we'll take notes. We'll try and apply. Jeff knows exactly what he did. He can maybe move some of that information accurately to you. And we'll compare. And we'll take notes. We'll try and apply. Jeff knows exactly what he did. He can maybe move some of that information accurately to you. And with the visuals, I think you can throw a good Frisbee. Here's what's going to be really funny. I'm talking a big Frisbee game like I know what the fuck I'm talking about.

100%. Much like I did with a baseball game. That one worked out for me. I have no idea if this Frisbee thing. I don't have the confidence for Frisbees that I had for hitting the baseball. So there's a very good chance we'll film this and Eric will instantly be better than me. I would just love to

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Accurately? Or just the farthest? Like if I guess the five of us got together in a field, let's say sometime next week, and we all had our own color-coded frisbees that were identical in every way other than they were just different colors for identification. And we tried to see who could do like an Olympic style, like shot put frisbee throw to see who could throw.

I bet Nick is a dark horse. Oh, Nick is a good one. I wasn't even considering Nick. Yeah, Nick is a very athletic. Nick's an athletic guy. Nick is a very, Nick is the only guy where if we shot me in slow motion, I think he could look at the footage and really break down. Well, there's your problem. I think he could look at the footage and really break down.

Well, there's your problem. I think he could do that. But that is just based on knowing the rest of you and saying that he would just know better than everyone else. It's a pretty low bar. I just feel like I feel like we got to find out, like, because you never know. One time Gavin and I had a spitting contest. And... What? I spit... Are we talking distance? Yeah, distance.

How far did I spit, Gav? I had no idea that I had that in me. I must have spit 25 feet. Yeah, I was going to say 25 feet. There's no way. Who knows? You might be surprised. There's no way you spit 25 feet.

It's on video, dude. You can go watch it. I don't care. It may have had some windage behind it. Did you do it in a tornado? What is the scenario in which... I did it during a tropical storm. No.

Anyway, I think it would be interesting. I do agree. I think that Nick is the early favorite. I was also thinking, now that we're talking about Nick, what do you think sport Nick is the best at? Basketball? Okay.

I bet Nick is really good at cornhole. He seems like he would be great at cornhole. Yeah, I can see that too. What sport? Nick responded with, oh dude, I rule a cornhole. Yeah, he absolutely would. I knew it. Nick has cornhole written all over him.

He's a dad. He should be pretty good at it, just by default, I would think. He looks like a guy who would be holding a Bud Light in one hand and throwing the cornhole bean bag in the other and he'd be nailing it, right? We should have a non-athletic sports Olympics for F***face

where we all compete against each other with shit like frisbees and cornhole. We should probably bring Jack into the fold as well, because he's really good at all that bar shit cornhole he's probably good at like swing the hook on why do we want to bring in someone good i don't know just to have like a good fucking brags about how good he is at swinging the hook the hook onto the hook thing he fucking don't get him started on that what's the name of swing the hook onto the hook thing i don't know you know what we're talking about yeah it's that bar game it's the name of swing the hook onto the hook thing? I don't know. You know what we're talking about? Yeah, it's that bar game.

It's the swing the hook onto the hook thing. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. There's like a ring and you got to spin it and land it on a hook. Get it caught. I think it's just called ring on a hook, isn't it? Hooks.

Ring toss and shot. That's it. It just looks like it says hook and ring game. I think I think, you know, we've been trying to beef up the shoulder content, the non-regulation content. I think we've got something here with this whole idea of sports, of improving ourselves, whether it be getting Eric better at fucking Frisbee or me eating mayonnaise, although I'd really rather not go down that road,

or competing against each other in non-athletic sports. What is this? Gahoo. Don't use a magnetic dartboard. Yeah, why would you use magnetic darts? Put holes in your wall, Andrew. Come on. Yeah, come on, man.

That's motivation not to throw like shit. Oh, that's okay. That's the cheapest one. That's why I sent it. Mm. Mm-mm. How about this one? What about a soft tip?

Are we okay with a soft tip dart? No, it want darts. Okay, Jesus Christ. Calm down. Regular dartboard. I'm trying to find a regular dartboard. They're tough to find. Regulation dartboard?

Oh, man. Now we've got to sell regulation sports equipment. Oh, no. Is this a... No. Hey, I'd be interested in all of us playing darts, all of us throwing frisbees, and all of us throwing axes.

Yeah. This just sounds like going to a bar. I'd like to play cornhole against Nick. We'll do the face bar crawl. Oh, yeah, but some of us don't drink. What about... We don't have to drink alcohol. It's about the game.

What about horseshoes? What about horseshoes? Do you guys play horses It's about the game. What about horseshoes? Do you guys play horseshoes? I haven't thought about horseshoes since I was a kid. I hate horseshoes. I don't think I've done that one. I don't like cornhole either. Oh, that's... Why? Why don't you like cornhole?

Dog shit. What's the problem with it? It's just not satisfying. Not satisfying? Too many points? Too many points scored in cornhole for you? No, I just don't find it very... What about that one?

Not very fulfilling. Hmm. Yeah, isn't it fun to throw a beanbag, though? They're, like, heavy and they're floopy. Yeah, I would say they are. I don't think

underarm games are any good. Oh. Hmm. So you don't like bowling? Cricket? You're against cricket? I actually don't like bowling. Jeff, you don't like bowling? Cricket? You're against cricket? I actually don't like bowling. Jeff, you don't like bowling. No, I'm right there with him.

I'll agree with him on that one. Did you say cricket? Yeah, it's an underhand throw. No, it isn't. Yeah, it is. You overhand it straight into the ground. No, they do the hand loop and then they release, don't they? What?

No, I'm thinking of cricket. You overhand it straight into the ground. They do the hand loop, and then they release, don't they? What? You think it's softball? No, I'm thinking of cricket. They do the, like, they spin the hand, and then it bounces off the ground. Yeah, but they go over their head. They do, like, a big run-up. Yeah, but they release at the bottom. They release at the bottom. Do they?

Yeah, and it goes down into the ground and then up into the bat. Are you serious? Yeah. Cricket throw. Cricket throw. Cricket ball. Dude, I think fast pitch softball might be the scariest thing in the world. Oh, that's so overhand. That could be more overhand.

That's an overhand. You're trying to murder them. No, I'm wrong. I'm wrong. You're right. He's out. Has anybody ever invented underhand cricket? Wow.

Well, you would underhand if you were maybe right by the wicket. Are you saying a softball version of cricket? Yeah, like fast-pitched cricket. What's interesting about cricket and that that angle doesn't show is how far away they are from each other. That's actually quite a long throw. That's crazy. I really thought it was that. I want to see what the distance...

Cricket's pitch... I hope thought it was going to be. I want to see what the distance cricket pitch. I hope it's 60 feet 6 inches. It is a cricket pitch 66 feet. The cricket pitch length is 22 yards approximately 66 feet in length. So it's only

just a little bit further than a baseball. Yeah. We compare it to softball though aren't we with an underhand yeah but cricket's over here yeah cricket's overhand gavin what's baseball isn't underhand yeah baseball's over 60 feet right yeah gavin i don't know again i don't know if you've seen this cricket gif uh so he's throwing overhand and so is baseball um i understand but what's the what what is the comparison you're trying to make the distance is about the same that's's all we're saying. Oh.

I mean, it's pretty far. It's pretty far. It's so defensive. We're not sure over what. I'm saying, like, it would be very difficult to underhand that with any power. It'd be very difficult. How do you feel about sidehand? What are we talking about today?

Why is this episode? I was talking about throws. I was like in football when he throws out of the side, the side throw. I always thought the sidearm throw is the best pitch in baseball. It's so cool. I just, I mainly wanted to make a bet with you involving darts, but it sounds like we got a whole other thing happening with these games. Did you ever say what? Oh, what happened to him?

Oh. What do you mean? He's throwing a baseball really hard. It's a sidearm pitch.'s throwing a baseball really hard. It's a sidearm pitch. It's a sidearm throw. Of a Yankee? Throwing sideways?

Very incredibly? I need to see an x-ray of that guy in that moment. Yeah, that's how sidearm is. Where's his spine? That's crazy. Some sidearm guys. They used to call they used to call them like submarine pitchers oh you're gonna hate this you're

oh Gavin you think oh you're gonna hate this Gavin check out baseball that's a submarine pitcher what's going on there's a guy pitching at like

ankle level almost for the audience for the audience we're just throwing we're just showing gavin pictures of people throwing sidearm halfway through the swing so their arm is going the wrong way when i went to the arcade with you gavin that you don't remember that's how you threw you were a sidearm thrower you're a submarine pitcher he is a submarine pitcher? He is a submarine pitcher, and he is quite accurate. I look so broken. That's how you throw.

I was shocked by the four, but I couldn't complain. You're getting tickets. Huh. No, was I doing that? You were. You're 100% sidearm thrower. That's so funny. I have a question for you, Gavin, regarding toad in the hole.

Very serious question. Okay. What percent British does a person need to be to qualify, would you say, to be on toad in the hole? What level of Brit can you stand being around before it's too much? Like if their DNA, if they were like 70%. I don't think it's DNA. I think it's if you've lived there. You lived.

Okay. like 70 i don't think it's dna i think it's if you've lived there you lived okay so even if you you genetically had a majority of your ancestry there it doesn't count you have to live there yeah i think you have to have lived in the culture got it okay like i'm i'm half italian i don't do i know anything about italy nope that's fair yeah i was just curious if it was like a sense for you or like based on what Jeff said, you hate all other British people or European people? No, he just he doesn't hate all the British people. He doesn't

like to be around other British people in America. That clearly makes him uncomfortable. I met a British person at a bar three days ago. Loved it. Had a lovely little chat. So you, how many episodes of Tone the Hole do you think they would have lasted? I think we could have done one episode of tone of the hole really a full episode yeah that's great i'd ask him like you know what brought him to austin all that stuff

he said he worked in media yeah i could have done at least an episode of tone of the hole that's great i think it almost becomes worse the further it goes and toad in the hole because that's like the end of the road if You went like 25 episodes of somebody something goes wrong for that tone the whole to be becomes that's almost I've job and yeah in the hole though, so it's almost I think it's almost more offensive because if you told in the hole somebody within five minutes You don't have an opportunity to really know who they are But if you spend 26 episodes of somebody and then toad in the hole then they're done you've evaluated it you've gotten a good sample size and you just think there's nothing else there

isn't that just on a much longer scale how friendship works sort of i guess yeah but i think this is worse because you don't necessarily say toad in the hole but no you just drift apart from some yeah you you change as people with time, but there's not enough time for you to change as a person when doing a toad in the hole thing, so that wouldn't be the issue. But you're right, it is a condensed version of it. Do we need to recap what toad in the hole is for the newer listeners?

Toad in the hole is a podcast, I guess, a side show of this show that we joked about doing where Gavin would interview, not even interview, just have conversations with other British people. And whenever he got sick of the conversation, he'd yell Toad in the Hole and a new British person would take their spot. All based on Jeff saying that I apparently hate

all British people that I come across in America. Until three days ago, I would agree. I don't even know that this person exists, to be honest with you. If you didn't record with him, for all I know, you invented this to strengthen it. He's had this in his back pocket for weeks since he brought it up. He's just been waiting

to deploy it. This has been a fascinating episode. How have you guys been doing? We haven't really spoken a lot in the past week. I haven't even looked at my notes for this week. Really?

Do you have many notes? Oh, I have one note. Oh, what's your note? Well, regulation animation came out. It did. People seem to love it. We should mention

that. Please watch it. It's on Rooster Teeth. It's on YouTube. It's not getting as many views as our live action stuff does and I wish it would because it was a lot more work,

and I think it's gorgeous. Oh, way more. Like 50 times more work. Yeah, 5 billion times more work. Yeah, I watched the early cut, I guess, before it came out, and then when I went to watch it after it came out, I saw that someone had sort of chimed in on the end of it, recording a little bit of live action stuff

with uncensored faces. Oh, I did see that as well. I mean, it's not really part of the show. It's just a additional piece that they said, hey, can you do this quickly? And then I will say nobody on their end edited it. They just asked me to do this suddenly. Who's day?

That was it. That would be animation, I suppose. Right. Right. I mean, do we let face not get bleeped? Isn't that a general sort of brand wide rule? That stupid

rule that we've come up with? It's not in the show so yeah if you put it in the frickin episode it's not in the episode it's literally in the YouTube video the episode ends and then it goes to that's the end it's before the credits yeah the episode is animation and then yeah do you think do you think me talking against a wall is animation? That's not drawn, Gavin. That's just me. Do you think I'm animation? Whatever.

When I say f*** face, is it bleeped? Can I? No, but it's part of it. I'm with them. You're wrong on this. Can I just say? Yeah. If you watch a f***ing movie, the trailers aren't part of the movie.

It's a different thing. They're not all the same thing. Things end. How about this? Move on. Well, I get it, but it's still on our channel. It's not like it's in a Twitter video.

In Gavin's defense, is a post-credit scene a part of a movie still? Like if it's like in a Marvel movie, it probably is, right? Yeah. I mean, typically a post-credit scene isn't somebody just spiking the camera and going hey if you like that check out comic books yeah no that's true i also i feel like the post-credit scene really has anything to do with the film

it's setting up something else. Sometimes not even canon, really. Yeah. But it's just weird to hear it uncensored. It is. That's why I'm glad. I would agree with you there. It is strange.

It's not like we're talking about it on a different podcast where it wouldn't be censored. It's true. This is a great... I've been struggling with something for a couple weeks and this is a great... I've been struggling with something for a couple weeks, and this is a great point to mention it.

I really hate the name F*** Face at this point. It's really wearing me down. Why? I don't know, man. I go back and forth with it. I did it to prank myself because I knew I would get here, and I've been here a few times. It comes in waves where I think it's incredibly funny,

and then I hate it, and then I think it's incredibly funny and then I hate it and then I think it's funny and then I hate it. And it's like this self-loathing, making fun of myself and enjoying myself kind of thing. But I'm on, I'm definitely on the like, I just fucking, I just don't like it right now. It's fucking annoying me. I'll get back to the other side soon, but god damn. Yeah. Well, I mean, you did it.

It's your idea. I know, I know. I just, I really like the way it looks in the logo. Like, I love the really like the way it looks in the logo. Like, I love the logo. Yeah, it's a pretty logo. So you think that face should always be censored, Gavin? I think in our content, obviously, if you talk about it elsewhere, different videos, it's not going to be censored. If it's on our channel, in our content, in the video that we made, yeah, it should be censored.

Okay. Because that's a part of the brand, isn't it? I'll say Gavin said censor this, please. I'm not making the call. I'm just throwing it to the group. What does everyone else think? I think that we should endeavor going forward to make sure it's always censored in content

that we release under the F*** Face umbrella. But I think it's folly to go back and re-upload that video. Oh, yeah. Don't go back. I'm just saying, to me, one of the funny gags in F*** Face is that it's censored when go back and re-upload that video oh yeah don't go back i'm just saying it's to me one of the funny gags in face is that it's censored when you say it that way but not when you just say the word on its own i will say nice touch i thought i used to think it was funny too is it not funny anymore i just fucking i'm just i'm just down on the name right okay

it'll be funny to me again in like a week i'm sure i think it's interesting just going through a text i mean you did make a differentiator in content but you you just use face uncensored all the time any mention of you and our text messages any mention of face you don't use the sensors just spell it uh well yeah it's written down yeah but i i censor it whenever i write it do you really every time effort to to shit it absolutely is. But it's the name. It's what it's called. I'm going to search my messages to see if I ever typed it censored.

I can't think. I don't think I ever have typed it censored. Am I the only one that's been writing it censored everywhere whenever I talk about it? Probably, yeah. I'm too committed to the bit, I guess. Maybe I should start doing that. Maybe if I'm kicking off so much about Eric

putting it uncensored in a video, maybe I should... It's nice that you're seeing that. And I didn't have to say it. Thank you very much. I've already made the ask though. So I mean, I've already done it.

I've already made the ask, so I'm not retracting it. So now we'll see if it happens. Well, I was just throwing this at the group. Wasn't really an action thing. I just thought that was interesting. No,

it doesn't matter. No, it was an action thing. It's funny that it's a discussion. Well, we're talking about texts because this perfectly segues into a thing I wanted to bring up for a while. It's been on my notes for a few weeks at this point.

Have you ever noticed, Jeff, that Gavin is a three-ha man in your text conversations with him? Gavin very rarely goes beyond the three-has. Occasionally, rarely, he gives you two-has, which is acceptable, but I have almost never gotten more than three-has out of Gavin in anything I've ever said.

Well, here's how my-has work, typically. Like a ha-ha, that's probably like probably same as typing lol, where it's like, did you really lol? Probably not. It's just funny. It's like a... But a three-ha to me is like, that's funny. That is pretty funny. But any more than that is like I actually burst out laughing.

So you just don't actually burst out laughing at anything Andrew ever says. I feel like I have done. I must have given you four haas before. Oh, it happens occasionally. Very rarely i'm saying i'm asking jeff have you ever noticed this have you ever have you ever looked at your uh i when usually when gavin and i text i get seven or eight haas from him but that's really no i don't know i will say this though uh two haas in my family is an insult if somebody responds with two haws, that's like a thumbs up emoji.

That's like a gentle, like, fuck you. It wasn't funny enough. So I'm just going to give you the most basic of haws. If you ever text Emily two haws, she will think you're upset with her. Interesting. Yeah, and I won't. If I text any of you two haws,

that's what it means. It means it wasn't entertained at all. Interesting. Yeah, and I won't, if I text any of you two haas, that's what it means. It means I wasn't, it wasn't entertained at all. Yeah. I'm not sure how this will make you feel, but on the 3rd of November and this Sunday, I gave two different people four haas. You gave four haas?

I gave four haas to Jason Saldana, who had a funny dream about me and Daniel Fabello who sent me a funny edit and they both made me laugh out loud I have to go so fucking far back in my texts to find a text

from Gavin, Jesus Christ interesting oh my god, the last time Gavin texted me, is this when I find out we're not friends anymore? the last time Gavin texted me. Is this when I find out we're not friends anymore? The last time Gavin texted me. I'll be honest. Most of the four ha's I'm receiving. The last time Gavin texted me, I think it was October 16th.

That's not too bad. Three weeks. I mean, I find that people I see in real life a lot or communicate with a lot, I don't necessarily text a lot. Yeah. It's fascinating that you think the two haas is like an offense because i agree for me it's more of just like an acknowledgement that uh something funny was attempted or it was mildly yeah something funny was attempted that's what it means that is exactly what it means it's like oh you tried okay here you

go i think most often i'll write it after something I've said. The haas? The four haas? Like laughing at yourself? No, the two haas. Two haas. Oh, I see. Yeah, sometimes it can be used as like a tone setter. Yeah, like I just did this dumb thing. Yeah, exactly. Hey, Gav, would you do me a favor? Could you try to throw a couple of extra haas Andrew's way every once in a while?

I think emotionally he could use it. No, I've definitely sent him four haas. to throw a couple of extra haws Andrew's way every once in a while. I think emotionally he could use it. I've definitely sent him four haws. I just feel like we need to find out what caused them. You know he's trying, so just be a little more liberal with your haws. We're 55 minutes in, and I just realized

weren't we supposed to do the stupid icy haws again because Eric bitched out last time? Oh, shit. We were. No. I think we were, right? Eric and Nick didn't do it, and so we were going to have to go one more time

so that all five of us could be miserable at the same time. That was going to, yeah. That was supposed to happen. No, I said no then. Thank God we're doing two episodes today, right? Why is Eric not saying anything about it? Oh, I don't have Icy Hot. Oh, my God!

That's tragic. I can put, like like you want to use like regular lotion and i can pretend like ah like oh no so goopy goopy that's what you'd say so goopy yeah is it is it goopy no i'm going to get you a a lifetime supply of icy hot for christmas eric i mean a lifetime supply for I think, would probably be just the one tube because I don't use it for anything. So thank you. I'll get you at least 10. Yeah. No.

If you can make me cookies again, that would be great. That was a great Christmas gift one time. I'm sure I will. Do you think, Jeff, that Eric snuck in the sneaky animal question before we started just to throw us off track so we couldn't, you couldn't be like, oh, no, that Eric snuck in the sneaky animal question before we started just to throw us off track so we couldn't be like, Oh, no, if you would have brought up the icy hot thing right at the beginning, I would have told you I didn't have it. I don't care. The sneaky animal thing.

I'm still kind of flummoxed that we don't know what the sneakiest animal is and that you still think it's a fish for some reason. It doesn't make sense to me. I just think you're always surprised. We don't need to go over old ground, though. Yeah, you should have had it, but I'm okay that you don't oh I found a ha ha ha ha congrats to Andrew feb 19th you said just paused to fix a technical difficulty I don't remember this but apparently last time I was streaming this for you I didn't have any audio. I said it was just Gabe audio.

Wasn't it? You said no, apparently not. Just lost my save to reset audio for the audience. Oh, my misery. My pain is what brings. My pain is the four haas. That was four haas. Because I was, I think I just landed.

I was in the airport just laughing at myself. My misery, telling stories about dreams that you're in and edits are what I need if I want to bump up my four-ha writing. You can't try and force a four-ha. I five or six or seven

ha you in real life on f*** face. Yeah, but that's different. That's for work. Do you think uh like you're performing here it's not this isn't this isn't even the real you this is the character you play uh on internet content uh that's one of my favorite criticisms we get of all time is that we're playing characters that's awesome that's so funny do you think andrew now that if and when the next time you receive a four or five ha from Gavin that you'll believe it's true?

Or do you think now at some point, somewhere in the back of your mind, you're always going to question, is he just entertaining me? Is he being kind to me right now by giving me four ha's? Is it really four ha's? Or is he channeling that conversation we had and trying to cut me some slack?

Yeah, I think there's definitely going to be a reviewing and there will be scrutiny. Like, if I don't think it deserves four Haas, but it gives me four Haas, I'd call him out on it. All you're doing is making me self-conscious about how many Haas I'm giving. I've got to try and not let it affect me.

Well, he's pretty self-conscious about how many Haas he's receiving from you, so it sounds like you're on equal footing now. No, it's just I remember I got four haas, and I was like, I never get four haas, because, Jeff, you're very generous with your haas. So am I, I feel like. I enjoy laughing.

Yeah, me too. I enjoy a good laugh. What's the point of living if you're not laughing? I know it would be a problem if you only gave more than three haas. That'd be a psychotic move if ever, no matter what it was, at least five. I'd be terrified of that person i found that funny but my character didn't what oh i see

can you believe we get to do this again in five minutes i can't me too i didn't even get to my dumb notes i I'm so excited to see your notes. I don't have that many and they're not that good. Great. Thanks for listening to another episode of the F*** Face Podcast. Who knows what's in store for us next week? Will I eat the mayonnaise? Will Eric

improve his frisbees? Will Gavin be liberal with the Haas? You'll have to tune in to find out on F*** Face. Hey guys, Major League Fan Gavin, be liberal with the Haas. You'll have to tune in to find out. Aw, you f***ing face. Hey, guys. Major League fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Did Gavin take the best photo ever?

Jeff gets passionate about milk. Andrew doesn't understand technology. What will the Thanksgiving episode be like? The boys like physical receipts. Let's see those mouse pads. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.