F**kface - F**kface Watchalong: MVP 2

Episode Date: December 3, 2022

The wait is over - it's time to watch the monkey movie, MVP 2. Is it a hockey movie? Is it a skateboarding movie? Is Louie the real star? Watchalong with the F**kface team and witness the movie that i...s MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Dragon's Dogma 2, the highly anticipated successor to the cult classic Dragon's Dogma, is out now on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series S and X, and Steam. Dragon's Dogma 2 is a third-person action RPG boasting a richly detailed and deeply explorable fantasy world created using Capcom's RE Engine's immersive physics, groundbreaking character AI systems, and cutting-edge graphics. Dive into the vast and dynamic world where The Arisen is called upon to fulfill a forgotten destiny across the nations of Vermont, the Kingdom of Humanity, and Batal, the nation of Beastrin.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Dragon's Dogma 2 revolves entirely around choice. Your choice, that is. From the sword and shield-wielding fighter to fighter to the illusion conjuring trickster, there are over 10 unique vocations to choose from that all require experience to unlock new skills. And character customization is out of this world, literally. Oh, and did I mention the combat is really in-depth? It isn't just hacking at a giant's ankle for half an hour while your dodge roll attacks. You can engage enemies from a distance, climb up large foes, stab them in This is a Rooster Teeth production. Hello and welcome to another piece of supplemental face content. This one
Starting point is 00:01:41 is the long teased and awaited viewing of mvp2 most vertical primate as led by andrew pantin my name is jeff ramsey and somewhere around here is gavin free as well uh he he's known known as our second favorite british guy behind dr peab. Andrew, take it away. This is MVP 2. We're about to start. We just did the presentation. I want to know how long did that take?
Starting point is 00:02:11 Was that like 15 minutes? How long did that end up going? Yeah, you were right around. With your whole presentation, you were right around 15. And you can watch that on our YouTube channel. Yep. Yes, you can.
Starting point is 00:02:21 So this is MVP 2. As I talked about before, this is the movie that convinced me that I could immediately start skateboarding, like with no practice at all. I got a skateboard because of this film, attempted to do it once, bailed really hard, did the splits, never skateboarded again. That's my journey. But I'm hoping that you both enjoy this MVP 2 journey. I haven't watched this movie in probably like 18 years. Didn't you just flip off someone in a car?
Starting point is 00:02:47 Is that related? What happened with that? No, that's a completely different story. Oh, okay. That is, that was, I saw somebody flip somebody off in a car and I didn't know what it meant, so I just stood in front of my house
Starting point is 00:02:59 and I waited for the next car to drive by and I flipped them off and then gauged their reaction on whether it was a positive or negative for some reason I thought you had a skateboard with you when you did that no I did not I probably should I wonder what episode I feel like that that you mentioning
Starting point is 00:03:14 that you look decided to learn to skate from the monkey in MVP to must have been like in the first 20 episodes of face it's got to be 16 very oh yeah that's possible very early on in face lore uh i'm excited that after these many years and 127 episodes of the main show we're finally we're finally getting to dig into such an inspirational piece of content i'm excited there's some some good cameos in this
Starting point is 00:03:37 there is some there's at least one character in this movie that uh you'll have additional context for going into MVP 2. And it's not who you expect. I'll just leave it at that. I don't expect any of them. We had a talk. You know that somebody else from the first one is in this movie. It's a different person that returns in a more official way.
Starting point is 00:04:00 I wonder if this is even going to show up. Oh, it does. Do you guys have any any guess on what the domestic, what the worldwide gross on this movie is? Oh, I'm going to say $6 million worldwide. It opened at $99,518. Domestic and worldwide gross were the same same i guess it didn't go wide uh the movie grossed 1.248 million dollars yeah i was gonna say i remember seeing the first mvp in a movie theater and i watched this one on vhs because i think it went straight to video sequel. The sequel did not get a theatrical release. Sorry, I just did that.
Starting point is 00:04:46 What was the budget? Oh, shit, I just closed it. Let me, hold on. It has to be live. I don't know if it listed it. Let's see. Most Viable Primate 2000, it is listed under Comedy Family Sport.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Does not list the budget. Okay. Yeah, unfortunately. MVP to budget for Most vertical primate two million dollars us oh really they gave that movie to us and they paid 800 grand to do so it costs a lot of money to book bob burn quest he's a lot he's a big star bob burn quest bob burn quest on this are you spoiling yes yes uh you know it's in the trailer. I don't know. I don't think it's in the credits. I didn't mean trailer.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Fair enough. You'll see him quick. Okay, you guys ready? I am so ready for this. Okay. The beginning of this movie is so good. So I've rented this on Amazon Prime. Well, I guess Amazon,
Starting point is 00:05:37 because you can watch it for free on Amazon with ads, but in order to give you the full Unfettered experience, there are no ads, so I've paid the two dollars i believe to uh rent this um what's gonna happen is that you can rent it as well i think you can watch it for free on 2b but syncing it up with us is gonna be a headache so if there are ads there you might want to just go for mvp2 on amazon i'm going to count down three two one now and then on now you're gonna hit play along with us and then that will have you MVP 2 on Amazon. I'm going to count down 3, 2, 1 now. And then on now, you're going to hit play along with us. And then that will have you synced up.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Yeah, well, let's see if it works. Should we try to, should we endeavor not to hit pause at any point and just to go all the way through just to make it? Yes, we should not hit pause at all. Okay, just making sure like everybody understands that. Okay. You got you good. You see my screen.
Starting point is 00:06:23 We're good. Yeah. Ready to go. You're going to have to update these totals now box office can you test your audio okay i'm gonna i'll i'll play it we'll start it and then i will oh it sounds great good hang on hang on hang on sounds great so there's that we're gonna i'm gonna pause it right at the very beginning jog it back we'll get it going here we go this has ads in it i paid for it to not have ads i'm just saying it said it said free v free has ads in it. I paid for it to not have ads. I'm just saying. It said free V, free with ads. But I paid for it.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Then I'm seeing ad breaks. I've paid for it. You ordered the $2 standard def version instead of the $5? No, no, no. I paid for the high definition version. Are you on the right account? Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:07 I have not left the fucking page. This is the... I ordered it, and I did not close this window. Maybe if you refresh it? Yeah, maybe you gotta do a refresh. Jesus Christ. You didn't do it for MVP1, did you? No.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Again, I didn't close this window. I didn't know this was produced by Air Bud Entertainment. Oh yeah, it is. Robert Vince has directed all those movies. We're going to get it started and if there are ads I'm going to jump out a window. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:07:42 I'm going to jog it up. See, no ads. Alright, here we go. On now now are you ready for mvp audience if you bought this be sure to refresh before this moment don't sit on the page and go surely this will be the way to do it because it's not okay here we go three two one now oh that sounds great Eric actually can we do this another time I'm watching
Starting point is 00:08:12 MVP 2 right now you can go if you have to if Gavin said if Gavin said no seriously I have a film crew outside I forgot I would not be surprised he's like I gotta shoot a TV show oh did Robert Vince direct the first one as well yes he did he's like I gotta shoot a TV show oh did Robert Vince direct the first one as well yes he did he's directed I think
Starting point is 00:08:28 every Air Bud movie like all of the Air Bud entertainment I think that's all he does this guy's the Steven Spielberg of animal movies so it's actually just called MVP again really yeah is this El Simeon I guess it is yeah I don't remember it starting this way
Starting point is 00:08:44 so all the monkeys in the monkey well all the chimpanzees in the nature preserve wear human clothes in nature i guess so yeah that's i believe jack and his brother louis i want to say wait he had a brother this whole time uh yeah but it's not at all important to the first film. He gets introduced in the second one. So only two of them wear clothes? Just, yeah. Do you think the other monkeys hate them? There's Bob Burnquist.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Go an ape! That company no longer exists. I wonder if that's still in business No they're not We will never get movies like this made ever again Y'all have seen Nope right Isn't this kind of how that movie started Yes
Starting point is 00:09:36 That's exactly what it was Yeah So Andrew This is like a good shit film Or is it a shit film or is this genuinely a good film well as a 10 year old in your memory in my memory this was just a genuine great movie but i think this is a shit good film but we'll find out if it's just a shit film dunstan i would classify as shit but good no dunstan's just good i don't i think dunstan's just good. I don't. I think Dunstan's just good. I do think,
Starting point is 00:10:06 though, we need to come up with a rating system. And when this is set, all said and done, we need to decide which we liked better, MVP 2
Starting point is 00:10:12 or the tuxedo. Yeah. Him and his brother read an NHL magazine. Well, yeah, of course. It's funny.
Starting point is 00:10:20 I don't remember. I remember this movie opening completely differently. So they missed the hockey life. And they missed, clearly. And Louis wants to be involved in the hockey life. This is insane to watch.
Starting point is 00:10:35 It's got the old Nuggets outfit. Yeah, he isn't. He doesn't like it. Who can play him? Jack has a mean slap shot. ZHL. Nobody watches ZHL. That guy on the right,
Starting point is 00:11:00 that's exactly where my forehead is going. Does his shirt just say drill? And there's a picture of a drill bit? Yep. It's such a 90s shirt. It's such a 90s skate culture shirt. So there's a team called the Simeons. That are unrelated to the Nuggets. Or the Simeon, El S to the Nuggets or the Simeon else.
Starting point is 00:11:26 El Simeon Nature Preserve. Yes. There's a lot of coincidence. There is a lot of coincidence. Dude, there is nothing better than a hot dog at a game. Do you get hot dogs on the ice? Oh, God. oh god now was she in the first one at all at the end like when he went home which one's jack he's the bigger one Gav, I got a question for you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Do you think Andrew's still here? I haven't heard him in a while. No, I don't think so. No, I don't think so either. Okay, just making sure. I'm really glad that we can't pause. Yeah. Andrew's just dropped us off at the movie.
Starting point is 00:12:42 He's going to be around in 90 minutes in the station wagon to pick us up hello oh no so well it sucks that our it sucks that our monkey expert isn't here to answer because i know he wasn't an important part of the first one but I'd love a little more backstory into Jack's family and if his brother see if his fucking how this is possible oh he just got drafted to
Starting point is 00:13:15 the ZHL what oh no 502 bad gateway I thought that he skateboarded does he play hockey in this? Maybe that's how he gets his start. So wait, he didn't know he was getting drafted? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Maybe that's why he was watching. He was hoping to get drafted. When did he apply? Did he send an application? I bet Louie did. Louie was like, I can't handle this hockey life. I need Jack to go live his dream
Starting point is 00:13:44 and stop throwing apples at me. So I'm going to make him eligible for hockey. What is cloud? Nick is positing that maybe Jack had a career-ending injury, but we saw him leave. Do you like his shoes? I like the whole point of the last movie was getting back to where he's from,
Starting point is 00:14:05 getting back to the preserve. Where he belongs. Yeah, where he belongs. And now it's like, all right, come on back, sequel money. So there's a lot of, I wonder if, similarities to his real life situation, right? Like the monkey, I don't remember his name now,
Starting point is 00:14:19 if it was Bobby, Bernie. The monkey Bernie, or rather the chimpanzee, Bernie, he eventually left and went to the, what zoo did Andrew say? Oakland, Oakland zoo. Do you think that Bernie,
Starting point is 00:14:32 the chimpanzee, like watches TV at the Oakland zoo and sees his old career go by as like acting monkeys and gets sad. And it's like, Oh, this is a, this is a, this is a hard parallel to live with.
Starting point is 00:14:44 And then his agent keeps calling. It's like, yeah, it's like, no, this is a hard parallel to live with. And his agent keeps calling. He's like, you can go back. He's like, no. I can't do it. I can't. I can't. Oh, Andrew, you missed it. He just got drafted to the ZHL.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Hello? Where did you go? Why did you leave? I didn't. I heard Jeff say, isn't it weird that Andrew isn't talking and I had never stopped talking the entire time oh yeah we never heard you just thought we were talking over you no I was
Starting point is 00:15:12 talking in between both of you and it just flowed it still made sense it did not flow there was no talking from my perspective everything was like flowing fine and like we're all going back and forth and like it just coincidentally lined up. I'm hopping back into the what's happening.
Starting point is 00:15:28 What do you mean? He got he just got drafted to the ZHL. You've you've told us this is a movie about monkey skateboarding, but he's only it's just been a hockey movie. Yeah, it's pretty hockey heavy. I don't know what I watched because. Simeon. I don't remember him being drafted. He got drafted by this guy.
Starting point is 00:15:47 He didn't even know he had made himself eligible for the draft. Was he a first-round pick? Where did he go? Oh, no. He was, like, in the 11th round. That's insane. Yeah. Well...
Starting point is 00:15:58 And he got drafted to the Seattle Simeons. There hasn't been a lot of clarity on that career-ending injury yet, so who knows? That's true. They don't even know about him? No, I think the goalie does. The guy at the nose ring or the same actor playing a
Starting point is 00:16:18 different role, which appears to be the case. That suggests he's like a human and a half. that doesn't make any sense yeah well it's Gretzky Gretzky was 99 yeah he's half of he's better than slightly better than one half one half one half of one point better than Wayne Gretzky oh shit Wow that's a dilemma. That sucks for him. You play for the Simeons, you fucking idiot.
Starting point is 00:16:49 That's where the Canucks play. I want to play for the Carjackers. Did you watch a lot of Bruce and Clark hockey news hour when you were a kid, Andrew? I would have if it was available. That was a real thing. Is that the janitor? Is that Darren? No.
Starting point is 00:17:08 Oh. Are you sure? I'm pretty sure. Monkey on the bench. These movies were made less than a year apart. I bet they never even stopped production. They just gave everybody new clothes and just started up with a sequel. They quickly filmed another movie before dropping him back off.
Starting point is 00:17:26 They're like, the guy, they're like, Darren's like, what do you want me to be in the new one? They're like, Oh, you're actually the AD in this film.
Starting point is 00:17:31 You're not in the movie. Oh, so he's on the bench. Yeah. He's on the bed. Well, yeah, he's right.
Starting point is 00:17:42 All the time in hockey. You have different lines I don't know why that guy's wearing a headset I've never seen anyone wear a headset on the bench that's coaching oh they all think yes what is I can see the headlines already. This guy is how every fan interprets their owner. Like every sport.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Oh, shit. These other give a fuck. Are those his parents? I I guess I don't know I don't understand how all these people aren't aware of Jack like it's not like there's a huge market for famous championship winning hockey chimps oh that guy's off the ice and you're on a monkey team like yeah you're on the simians yeah okay so it is a hockey movie, Andrew? No. It's very possible we're watching the wrong movie. No, this is... Why don't we find out that Andrew has never seen MVP 2 before?
Starting point is 00:19:13 No. I don't remember there being this much hockey in it. But look, he scored immediately. Yeah. Well, it was an assist. Oh, now his brother wants to play hockey no shit he won a championship very convincing
Starting point is 00:19:45 this monkey's pretty good at skating yeah he's not bad better than i ever was i i just don't know why like this is the right movie because bob burnquist is in it it was in credit the is, they're doing so much work to explain these minor characters. Everyone gets a shine, but we're going to watch him skateboard. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, he's going to rip this guy's balls off. Yeah, he is.
Starting point is 00:20:22 You know how strong a chimpanzee is? There's Hot Dog. Hot Dog. balls off yeah is yeah yeah strong a chimpanzee is there's hot dog it's this guy I don't know oh shit through the legs I wonder if that's ever happened in the NHL. I like the puck, Cam. They just keep reusing the same celebration. Him in the corner. Look at all these women he's got. I hate that. It's my favorite character.
Starting point is 00:21:09 My drill sergeant used to hit us in the head like that in basic training, but he had a big metal stop sign that he would whack you with. What? I think the worst part of this is that the odor was correct. He's Seattle's newest hero. So this takes place in Seattle. I wonder, my daughter is the world's biggest Grey's Anatomy fan. And she was watching the, she was explaining to me how,
Starting point is 00:21:44 I don't know, all 19 seasons of it today in the car. I wonder if they exist in the same universe in Seattle. It's possible. Are you allowed to stand on the goal in ice hockey? No. No. I mean, he's just cheating. High five!
Starting point is 00:22:00 Yeah! Simeon's hammering the storm. I like these bootleg Philly jerseys once again he does it again what the a great teammate. Get the bugs out of the back hair. That looks like you without a shirt on, Gav. Oh. Oh. they're the same team like i don't see you play nobody interviews like somebody on the lakers is like were you just chumped by lebron james like that's not how this works. We're all collectively trying to win.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Is, does he have seven milkshakes? Oh, he absolutely does. Double milkshake. And he's lactose intolerant. where are their parents i like i like adult like childish activities I like adult, like, childish activities.
Starting point is 00:23:45 Yeah. In, like, an adult kind of setting. Like, they're playing poker or something, but it's go fish because it's the only thing you understand at 10. Yep. Yeah. And he had seven milkshakes make it a double. It's all just very, like, it's cute.
Starting point is 00:24:01 I feel confident to say at this point, this is just a great movie. It's fantastic. So you just rewatched MVP. How does this compare? Do you think it's better so far? This is way better. This is so much better than the first one. How much footage of this monkey skating did they get?
Starting point is 00:24:15 How many times did they make this chimp do that? Well, it's the carjackers. It's probably the same shoot, I'd assume. It's the exact same team. This is one of those hockey leagues where they only play one other team all season. Is that accurate, by the way? Do the cheerleaders have to stand on the steps
Starting point is 00:24:31 because there's no way for them to stand? No. They typically have their own zone, but most teams don't have cheerleaders anymore. Oh, he's a dad, though. Having a midlife crisis because he's dropped down the depth chart due to a monkey.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Oh. But he sees that Jack has a family, too. I mean, if he hatched a plot to deliver Jack back to where he's from, he would actually be the hero of the movie. He would.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Don't be a bad guy. Be a good guy. Be a good guy. Oh. I want to know what other movies this guy's done I'm on it Oliver was in MVP 2 you want to go for some milkshakes Oliver was in MVP 2. Do you want to go for some milkshakes?
Starting point is 00:25:51 You're right. Oh, wow. You were right, Gavin. Oh, my God, Gavin. Are they wearing identical leather jackets? No, slight differences. Oh, my God. Slight differences. So why is he so pissed off about playing with a monkey on this team if he's pissed it off? Ian Bagg, the comedian, is in this movie?
Starting point is 00:26:16 That's funny. The kids are back. Kids seem really pissed off to be in French Pelican the uh the guy that plays Rob Rob Poirier has been in 90 things wow
Starting point is 00:26:36 he is still working he's in a show called Narco Leap right now whatever the fuck that is so much as many things as Mr. Dr. Peabody he's in a hundred things I've never heard of, so they must all be Canadian,
Starting point is 00:26:47 I'm guessing. Mm-hmm. All the teams clicking, Jack and Poirier are friends, and everything's great. Free bananas. Unstoppable. Looks like he's holding his dick.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Slurred out a figure skate. Was that a guy in a chimp suit, do you think? I think it was maybe Jack, but sped up. I'm impressed. the extras going all out yeah even the goalies getting in on it because why not fuck it safe shot again so the goalie has a goal but that Poirier guy doesn't is that what's happening I think Poirier scored
Starting point is 00:27:48 I think he just came back I think he's scoring now that they're friends when do you think he starts skateboarding I think soon I'm gonna say within the next 10 minutes
Starting point is 00:28:02 we're gonna get on a skateboard how far nature preserve and El Simeon El Simeon. Yeah. What if it's just a box of cash? Another game against the carjackers. Another money-saving game.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Oh, but he's got a plan. Eric's favorite character has a plan. Uh-oh. They're sick of losing. Oh. They're sick of losing. Are they going to send him to skateboarding? This is how I remember the movie opening. We could have just died here. We could have.
Starting point is 00:29:06 I said... Oh. we could have just died here we could have said oh oh like the first movie the pucks is kind of around the net everyone's all tied up watch out jack look out oh my god shit out oh my god shit so he's gonna say
Starting point is 00:29:30 Jack bit him but it's just ketchup what's going on Jack's like, no. Is biting a penalty in hockey? Yeah, it would be a penalty, but you wouldn't get thrown out of the league for it. Are you aware of anybody biting anybody else in the history of the NHL? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:07 There was Alex Burrows bit a player while on the knucks. He got a penalty. They're taunting. Look how well he skates. It happened on... And not only has it happened in the NHL, Jeff, it happened in this arena. It happened on this week.
Starting point is 00:30:21 So Jack's not the first person to bite somebody in hockey. He predated Burroughs, but yeah. It's happened. I feel like he's paying a heavier penalty than Burroughs probably did. Oh, definitely. Undeniably. Everybody turns on him. He's sad. Poor fucking Chip.
Starting point is 00:30:41 He was the hero of Seattle. Boy, Chip. He's sad. Poor fucking Chimp. He was the hero of Seattle. That boy, Chimp. God, think about what you're doing, audience. Monkeys and animals. Oh. Oh Oh it's the The henchman in the first movie That's with right next to the coach
Starting point is 00:31:14 His assistant coach was the assistant villain Oh Let me see Nah we'll never See him again. Good. It's good. Jack doesn't want... Jack doesn't want this.
Starting point is 00:31:42 He's hurt. Yeah, he's hurt. He's been unfairly maligned. So Jack just leaves and is now homeless. In Seattle. It's Seattle. Looks really comfortable for him to walk in those shoes
Starting point is 00:32:10 Damn, that's the way Jack walks is how I walk in the morning when I get out of bed My arthritis is fucking in full effect. He walks like the world is covered in Lego. Yeah, that's me walking to take a piss at 630 in the morning. I just love that he doesn't go home. He just decides to live in the streets. Well, he's fucking... He's probably got a lot of self-loathing going on, you know? And he doesn't quite understand. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:32:39 He did something... People think he did something wrong, but he doesn't know what he did wrong because he didn't really bite anybody. This sucks. People think he did something wrong, but he doesn't know what he did wrong because he didn't really bite anybody. Ugh. Sucks. I want to know where he thinks he's from. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:33:01 BFI. Okay, but that looks really comfy yeah and now he just went right oh he just passes him
Starting point is 00:33:17 well let this be a lesson to anybody watching this film us included if you lose a chimpanzee in the city check the trash cans check the trash cans.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Check the dumpsters. A lot of use out of that space needle. Mm-hmm. Oh, no. Oh, shit. Jack! What are they doing? Stealing it? Yeah, I guess. why are they stealing it I yeah
Starting point is 00:33:45 so they're not actually going to empty the trash can they're just going to drive down that's the most inefficient trash emptying company in the world they do them one by one he's loving it he's having a great time. The building in the alley is going to be pissed.
Starting point is 00:34:19 Here we go. There's Bob Burnquist. Something else for me to be really good at. Mm-hmm. Dun, dun, dun. Oh, shit! He's back! Channeling his dick van dyke i like this is the second time he's held a wanted poster with jack on it but as different characters
Starting point is 00:35:10 okay to printing okay i was gonna say what what is that business when someone says hot off the presses i don't expect them to literally mean it what did that kid go there for to check in to hang oh that's how he makes money yeah he just works there yeah well he's homeless, Gavin. You gotta use two pieces of tape. That's not gonna stay long. This kid's not gonna keep his job. Staples is a good move. Yeah, that's better. Oh, more than one, though. This kid. You don't know what he's doing.
Starting point is 00:35:45 She looks like she skates. Is that? That's the home improvement guy. It's Richard Karn. It's Richard Karn, right? Yeah. Classic skateboard guy, Dick Karn I like that he even drinks out of a skateboarding coffee mug
Starting point is 00:36:15 yeah hell yeah give me that world industries mug attention to detail Oliver Plant. Great acting. Well, I mean, he's a great actor. Mm-hmm Hell yeah Do you feel like they cut to a close-up there because he can stack yeah, oh definitely I
Starting point is 00:37:07 Don't even know well, I guess yeah, he could skate. I'd be surprised if you kickflip there we go he's let nah I mean he he seems to know what he's doing I mean yeah more than I ever did I feel like every kid in the world can skate that well. Is this downtown Seattle? Like, where does this fit? This is where the kids with families live. Family street? Jack is gonna walk and see a bunch of monkey families doing the same thing.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Like, grilling bananas in the front yard. I think I had that Quicksilver hoodie. Yeah? Yeah. I hope you still do. Try and find a picture. It'd be an amazing find. I feel like that guy's in a lot of stuff, but always as this character. As Seattle be an amazing find. I feel like that guy's
Starting point is 00:38:05 in a lot of stuff, but always as that character as Seattle's finest. Yeah. Yeah, he looks like he would have stopped Macaulay Culkin at some
Starting point is 00:38:16 point. He looks like Richard Kine's stunt double. Yeah. Yeah. double yeah he's a big simmons fan he actually is so that's an Oakland what I think
Starting point is 00:38:55 no that was real life do you think that Jeff where's the simian animal preserve at I think it's supposed to be in San Francisco. So I was close when I said Oakland. No, you confused a thing from a movie with a real life thing. Well, I'm just saying the Simian animal sanctuary is supposed to be in Oakland or wherever,
Starting point is 00:39:20 but it doesn't look like it. I don't know. I'm just wondering where they filmed it. Wait, it's supposed to be in Oakland? I don't think it is. In the first movie, they mentioned it was in San Francisco or Oakland. I remember that. I paid attention to the presentation.
Starting point is 00:39:36 I don't think that was in the presentation. I thought you were saying that the real monkey went to Oakland. Yes. Oh, yeah. The real monkey went to Oakland. Yeah, the real monkey ended up in Oakland. That's the confusion. I still
Starting point is 00:39:49 think I'm supposed to believe that that place is somewhere in California. Apparently San Francisco. Is that Aaron Carter? Or Ryan... What's the name of that young skateboarder? Sheckler?
Starting point is 00:40:07 Ryan Sheckler. Is that Ryan Sheckler? I doubt it. Let's see. I think it might be young Ryan Sheckler. Oh, it's a monkey board. Oh, I know this song. This is a band called Death on Wednesday. It's a 90s epitaph
Starting point is 00:40:28 or Fat Records punk band. Airquake. That's actually a pretty good song. I think that kid is a professional skateboarder. I'm looking. I think that's Sheckler. So what's the deal this guy's trying to make with this kid?
Starting point is 00:40:54 He's going to give it to him if something happens? I don't know. I think he knows this kid can't afford a skateboard thing, so he's just going to put this thing in the dumpster, and the kid can have it. Oh. Ah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:17 That's probably a cameo. It's like Chad Musker or something. I just don't know. He's uncredited. I'm looking at a skateboarding appearance Tyler Vince Jordan Hoffett Nathan Lacoste and Rob Boyce don't see any
Starting point is 00:41:32 well Burnquist is in this so you'd think yeah yeah he's listed as Burnquist though the squeak in the shoe always gets oh wait kid number one at skateboard place danny hag or haig huh okay Oh. Oh. Oh. Never mind. Neil Nellis, Ryan Sheckler. There you go. Oh, I was gonna say. He just had a name. That character has a name, I guess, so we'll see him again. Yeah, Ryan Sheckler. Is this a lifeguarding movie?
Starting point is 00:42:18 I think the thing to learn about this is chimpanzees are multifaceted. And they can't be put into a box unless that box is a dumpster. So Allie doesn't mean my status. That's me in five years. that's where he lives Richard Kine's name is
Starting point is 00:42:54 Ollie yeah his name's Oliver Plant I think it's supposed to be two skateboarding references yeah I think it's supposed to be two skateboarding references. Yeah. A little freaking tech deck thing. Those were great.
Starting point is 00:43:13 I love those. I didn't like the feel of the grip on my fingertips. Really? Yeah. Were you ever able to do a trick with them? Nah, I was dog shit. Yeah, I was terrible too. Aww. His mom.
Starting point is 00:43:33 That's his Louie. That is his Louie. Who's paying the electricity bill? I'm glad you're here to ask the hard-hitting questions oh dude louie's the monkey louie or sorry the chimpanzee louie was played by louie oh checks out as himself yeah he played by himself different louie though once again space needle i can't believe the first half an hour of this skateboarding movie was about hockey well he had to tie up some loose ends
Starting point is 00:44:11 from the first movie had to show him getting drafted that's what I like about these movies is they focus in on the details that don't matter at all they really invest in them much like MVP1 he wakes up to discover a sport that he likes I don't know if he likes skateboarding yet I
Starting point is 00:44:30 guess we haven't seen that you can always tell in a cheap movie a set that's been painted for the movie and that that is what we are looking at here you weren't buying a book on the bottom of that pool no I'm not buying the bug I'm not buying the mug. I'm not buying the walls. Fucking Jack wears Etnies. I love it. Jack proves. You feel like the kid bails and then Jack gets the skateboard how's he gonna get on this board
Starting point is 00:45:08 hmm yeah he's gonna have to stack it somewhere so so so I gotta say, I don't know how anybody could think Jack could bite anyone. That monkey has the... Sorry, that chimpanzee has the kindest face. Yeah, but I think they do constantly bite people and rip people's penises off. In real life, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:43 This isn't real life. This is movie Seattle. It's a totally different magical world. What if this kid also had a connection to a hepatitis lab? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:55 It's a magical world where this kid is on the streets and not on heroin. And everyone's chugging milkshake. Yeah. Now, Andrew... Is this stealing the film?
Starting point is 00:46:18 Yes. You saw this movie, and you were inspired to learn how to skateboard because of Jack. Was it because you thought if the monkey did it, I could do it? Or was it because you thought if I learned how to skateboard, I could get a monkey friend who will come and skateboard with me? No. So I think we're going to see, I assume within this scene, why I believe that I could instantly skateboard.
Starting point is 00:46:40 I like the idea of learning to skateboard to get the monkeys. This is how I'm skateboard to get the monkeys. To get the monkeys. This is how I'm going to get a friend. Step one. Buy a skateboard. That was the smallest bite of a banana I've ever seen. I feel you're qualified to make that judgment, too. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:46:57 I've eaten a few. Bananas I can eat right now. They're soft. See, Jack is like, I'm going to lick this wheel. I don't even know what this is he's like sure fucking throw your board see ya oh god it's so impressive and so sad at the same time yeah it was at this moment I thought I could skateboard. I always wanted to teach Henry how to ride a skateboard,
Starting point is 00:47:32 but Emily was not having it. That would have been great. I think you gotta start young with that kind of stuff. Yeah. That makes sense. I was always annoyed that I couldn't skateboard.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Really? Yeah. I was always annoyed that I couldn't skateboard. Really? Yeah. I was always annoyed I couldn't skateboard better. Like, what they're doing now, on that, like, if you said go down that ramp and end up at the bottom
Starting point is 00:47:54 of that pool on it, I could not do it. If I offered you $1,000, you couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I would try. Oh, there's zero... I could teach you how to do it
Starting point is 00:48:02 in five minutes. There's nothing hard about that. No, I would... I'm just immediately going to Gavin a does it do falling trying to push you, Jeff. You saw me trying to run with sticky shoes on. Yeah, you with wheels, I guess it's not.
Starting point is 00:48:17 I'll be honest with you. You don't look comfortable on a bicycle either. Now that I think about it. Well, the freaking brakes are the wrong way for a start. Are we breaking in so what are we doing oh the garbage the ollies back at ollies can you imagine being thrown into the streets because somebody thinks that you bit someone but needing to be like morally clear
Starting point is 00:48:50 that they're not stealing? Like it's the same. So did he walk out of the ice hockey place like 10 seconds before they checked that guy's hand? I get, yeah, like what investigation are they doing because it was ketchup there's not it wasn't the deepest move are we buying this guy's hair is that real so that's a good question what when did this came out in 2001? So what was he doing in his career at that moment? Probably Family Feud,
Starting point is 00:49:28 or this is probably right before he was doing Family Feud, right? Oh, he did? Yeah, I forgot about that. Thousand. He was... When did Home Improvement end? Oh, you know what? He was also in Air Bud's seventh inning fetch.
Starting point is 00:49:42 So he might be all over this world. Dude, this director is loyal to his cast. Home Improvement was on from 91 to 99. So this was his follow up to Home Improvement. He was in. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Dang. Is that Gatorade? What is that? I wonder what that feels like. It is Gatorade. I've never seen a Gatorade bottle look like that. I wonder what it feels like it is Gatorade I've never seen a Gatorade bottle look like that I wonder what it feels like to film nine years of a major television show one of the one of the most
Starting point is 00:50:13 successful comedies on TV for the nine years it was on and then to follow it up with a straight to video monkey skateboard movie man fuck entertainment skateboard movie. Man, fuck entertainment. Oh, he was also in Snow Buddies. And Air Buddies.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Goddamn, Richard Carnes. Same character? Or is it like like, different? Different characters, I think. Okay. He's all over the place with the animals. These chips are honestly incredible. Like, it's mind-blowing.
Starting point is 00:50:54 Yeah. Hey, look, the Space Needle. Should make a fucking Space Needle drinking game. Yuppers. Duppers. Louie also wears etnies. I'd love to know what that guy's voice actually sounds like do you think British chimps take their shoes off in the house
Starting point is 00:51:33 do you think if British chimps come in from the rain they put their stuff in the warming closet in from the rain, they put their stuff in the warming closet. The airing cupboard. Why bring that? That kid has no idea what he's doing or why he's there. I mean, I think you could ask that kid if he remembers working on this movie and he would say no. The disappointment on that kid's face is generally because he didn't get to
Starting point is 00:52:04 have a scene with the chimp Huh So he's having none of this bullshit. Awesome. I like his little duck jacket. His little wellies. The monkey can spell, but it's Ned from the first movie.
Starting point is 00:52:42 That's actually where he lived. That guy's not alive, right? He just drives that truck from movie set to movie set. Like, y'all need an old guy? He's actually on the way to old school right now. He's like, I just tore the country playing bit parts. He's trying to grab the windshield
Starting point is 00:53:06 wipers you know that wasn't in the script but it was so cute they left it in I don't think that actor knows he's in a movie
Starting point is 00:53:14 I think they performed him later pretty good bowls why are they getting this fresh milk is that dumpster milk yeah they throw they throw good stuff away it's not stealing there's milk. Is that dumpster milk? Yeah. They throw good stuff away.
Starting point is 00:53:27 It's not stealing. There's no better milk than dumpster milk. Oh, he makes money. He probably bought the milk. He's got a little fridge in there. I forgot. He does the flyer thing. So far, he's not been very vertical.
Starting point is 00:53:51 No. I feel like we have seen that alleyway nine different ways. Definitely. Oh. You know, Gavin, if you never picked up that high speed camera from your neighbor this is who you would be right now
Starting point is 00:54:11 me right now age 34 I think I could become a scarf guy like a woolly jumper and scarf man oh I could see a scoff guy. Like a woolly jumper and scoff man. Oh, I could see you. Yeah, definitely. Inappropriate. Awesome. He's a fucking cool guy. I gotta say, so far, I think this movie is better than The Tuxedo.
Starting point is 00:54:46 I think it is a way better movie than The Tuxedo. I mean, this alone. Are we about to get vertical? I think it's about to become vertical. I think we're about to go vertical. I love this fucking soundtrack. Jesus. I remember being so excited watching this as a kid.
Starting point is 00:55:15 Like, I legitimately couldn't do any of this. Oh, no. I learned I couldn't. Are the shoes, like, drilled into the skateboard? Yes, they are. This is crazy. This is death on Wednesday again. Why was it?
Starting point is 00:55:38 This is so good. I hit the camera there I'm gonna buy everybody a copy of this album So you can all take MVP2 with you Wherever you go Sounds great I like to imagine the other The camera guy also on a skateboard
Starting point is 00:55:59 This must look so funny from a behind the scenes perspective Oh He did that He did that just this must look so funny from a behind the scenes perspective oh he did that he did that and they're not even like pulling on string he's like doing this dude fucking look back like a cool-ass monkey right there see this is him after like one day of practice. I was like, oh, I got this. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Starting point is 00:56:37 That looks so uncomfortable. If you could have... Be exactly like you are now. In every way. Except you had the equivalent of human monkey hand feet. Would you take them? Monkey feet? Yeah, like he's got...
Starting point is 00:56:57 He's essentially got hands for feet. Yeah. Absolutely, I would. I think I would too. yeah absolutely i think i would too why would he care the wrong person ducked he's like i gotta lay off the milkshakes i'm starting to see stuff. Why is there all this skating equipment in this alley? That's how grunge started, Gavin.
Starting point is 00:57:36 Like a bolted down rail? Oh yeah, it's just like Seattle was just like one big skate park. I hope the homeless guy moved. He was annoyed before. What if he moved to this alley? I'm not buying that that kid could reach the fire escape ladder. I really like that he left hockey hurt and is now just continuing to stay in this lifestyle
Starting point is 00:58:04 because he's a skate monkey now he loves him did they make a skate in game because that would have been awesome I was this now they'd chip ever a character in Tony Hawk or anything no that would be great mmm gotta go Gotta go. This is who we have protecting our streets in America.
Starting point is 00:58:42 He's all tuckered out from that half a block. Oh, we're still at Ned and Louie. This is my favorite character. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's okay, man. I'm allowed to break in or I'm a poor scientist where's the shit
Starting point is 00:59:55 there's a What notes? Oh no. Oh no. Padlock still works, huh? Yep. padlock still works huh yep hit it with his unlocking stick oh
Starting point is 01:00:43 that was what I looked like when I tried. I feel like Jack could probably run faster. Ah, shit. Does that ever happen to you, Jeff? Have I ever snapped a board in half? Yeah. Yeah, of course. How long does a skateboard last?
Starting point is 01:01:05 And that's what I did afterwards, too. I fucking took my helmet off and cried. It depends on how you skate with it. A skateboard can last forever, but if you're... If you don't grind stuff. If you're grinding and doing rail slides and shit,
Starting point is 01:01:19 you're going to snap it sooner or later. Also, the longer a skateboard exists, the more... I don't know. The less pop it has, the more brittle it becomes. At some point, you just want to trade out a skateboard anyway
Starting point is 01:01:32 because it's just past its useful date. It's expired Best Buy. Okay. see that's what I told you I should have just waited before I asked that man I'm excited for them to get their little asses down to earthquake whatever it's called Jack's like fuck you loser
Starting point is 01:02:09 I'm out He walks just like Jack You're not wrong Watching this kid and this monkey walk around like this It makes me finally feel represented I love the way he gets into shit I'm glad they inserted that they actually didn't know they were in a movie
Starting point is 01:02:52 they were just buying it was just a dad and his kid buying a skateboard they were so shocked when they went back the next week and it was just no longer a business everyone's gone and they're like was I in a fucking movie all these closed down
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Starting point is 01:03:23 you you you you you you you you you Do you feel that this guy represents skateboard shop owners, Jeff, in your experience? How accurate of a portrayal? This is who... This is who... This is going to sound so mean. But Richard Card in this movie is who
Starting point is 01:03:45 Major League fan Jack would be in a different career. This would be this is who I see owning that skateboard shop. Jack Petillo in a different with like four different decisions made in his life. I bet he'd be good at it. Hell yeah, he'd be good at it. Richard
Starting point is 01:04:01 Card is good at it. at it. Hell yeah, he'd be good at it. Richard Karn is good at it. It's a monkey board. Say thanks. Say thanks or
Starting point is 01:04:15 anything. Say thanks. Nope. Sure, I guess. Oh, that thing has pop. Look at the pop. Oh, that is. That's Look at the pop. Oh, that is...
Starting point is 01:04:25 That's probably all Ryan Sheckler. I have a hard time believing that this child went on to make 98 things. The other actors. That's the worst reaction I've ever seen. Well, you got like one toe in each mousetrap. Yeah. They had to bring the fucking World Industries coffee mug over from the skate shop. Oh, this is creepy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:52 His name's Ben? Have we heard? Yeah, I was about to say, have we heard his name yet? I was literally about to ask what the kid's name is. I had no idea. You I don't see this what is this kid's name Ben he's not listed as top cast in the movie Jesus
Starting point is 01:06:43 reporter 2 and 3 are, though. What the fuck? Ben is Scott Goodman. And he... Oh. He was only in this movie. He was in this. He was in this and the behind the scenes featurette
Starting point is 01:07:07 checks out probably got a normal he's probably a similar age to me he got a normal job except he could say i was the lead role in a monkey movie and that's all i did in the film industry the one piece of trivia for him is uh did you know he attends Lakewood high school in Lakewood, California, and will be entering his senior year. Still going. Oh God. The monkey's driving.
Starting point is 01:07:34 Oh no. Louie's driving now. He's 35 now. Yeah. It's probably not still in high school okay drink is this great skate quake day I'm so excited for the tournament right I mean yesterday Is this Skatequake Day? I'm so excited for the tournament.
Starting point is 01:08:05 I'm great. That's like me yesterday. I don't feel like this is Jack's portrayal of this movie at all. This feels disconnected hmm okay cut I kind of like that they've ended up in Seattle by mistake how is he sitting lower than the chimp? He was driving. Oh,
Starting point is 01:08:53 carjackers are back. How are the carjackers in the finals? They lost four fucking games to the Simeon. Yeah. Andrew, can I ask you a question? Yeah, of course. Do you... I don't want to know the answer because I want to be surprised, but do you remember how this whole thing ends?
Starting point is 01:09:14 How it shakes out? No, I have no idea. So it's kind of like watching it for the first time. It is, yeah. This is essentially like watching it for the first time. I have no memory of the ending. We could be in a situation where Louie becomes a hockey player
Starting point is 01:09:25 and Jack keeps skating. That might be a situation we're about to get into. Yeah, I think we're about to see this. He doesn't look like Jack, though. No. No. He looks great for sure
Starting point is 01:09:46 do you think Louie is like lady from the animal sanctuary sorry all you humans look alike to me oh no oh no so was he suspended what was the review Oh no. Oh no. So was he suspended? What was the review?
Starting point is 01:10:11 Was the investigation? Was there a penalty? Oh no! Oh no! Oh for God's sake! He fucking sucks, that's what's wrong. He hasn't had all the training from the first movie. Oh, that's Ian Bagg.
Starting point is 01:10:37 Okay. The... The blonde dude? The Eastern European guy? Yeah, he's a stand-up comedian. Okay. He's an enforcer. All the Louis on ice scenes are my favorite.
Starting point is 01:10:55 He threw his gloves down like a real player there. He just wants to go. He wants to eat the octopus. Do you think they had to find a chimp that they hadn't taught skating to? Yeah. Or did they have to teach him to be shit? I feel like probably teach them to be shit or like just instruct them to not respond. Louie's going to kill somebody. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:00 In the two team hockey league, there are members of. Airquake! It's pretty high up. Sound effects are so good. Jeff, did you ever drop in from higher than that? I have never dropped in from higher than that Uh I have never dropped in From higher than like 8 feet Oh okay
Starting point is 01:12:50 Did you see what happened when Dan did it I did he broke his fucking arm And then I watched Tony Hawk make fun of him later on another video Well to be fair Dan Farted on him Well good Tony Hawk was really nice Well, to be fair, Dan farted on him. Well, good.
Starting point is 01:13:08 Tony Hawk was really nice. Okay. This guy needs to be playing it like 25% less creepy, I think. Yeah. yeah is this the same band Jeff? no I think this is a band called Junction 18 if I'm if I'm correct. I want to know where Red Sunglasses guy is. Oh, that's
Starting point is 01:14:15 the other henchman. He was the henchman of the first movie. Is Jack going to win a skate competition and then go win a hockey championship in the same afternoon? I mean, only one of us would know. you sheckler oh yeah how old is Ryan Sheckler now well let's see
Starting point is 01:15:33 he is 32 years old wow is 32 years old. Wow. Do you just go until you fall? No. Ben. Ben Johnson Jackson Popcorn World he does not
Starting point is 01:16:18 nothing else exists right now yeah that was yeah I love that he doesn't question Jack like just being there that he's just cool with it he's just riding out that yeah they're a package deal I'm not going to
Starting point is 01:16:42 report that this chimp is just existing in this world. Better be scared to death, you little homeless nerd. Man, I could not do that. No. I couldn't believe that Dan did it. I couldn't do it in my 40s. I can't believe Dan tried it at his age. I mean, like, with his level of experience,
Starting point is 01:17:07 that's a really... That's a big deal. That's like three or four foot of straight vert down. What we didn't show in the video is the 40 minutes of everyone trying to talk about doing it. Including Tony Hawk. Oh. Jack's gonna be like the ice.
Starting point is 01:17:27 Yeah, he's gonna show him it's okay. I wonder how much of this movie was subsidized by Etni's, Thrasher, and World Industries. Don't fall for it, kid. Just because Jack can do it doesn't mean you can do you think maybe you would have been a better skater if jack had believed in you too i think so i mean that was what was missing now we're back to death on Wednesday.
Starting point is 01:18:06 Okay. Is this the same song that was playing in the background? Yeah, it's the same Death on Wednesday song over and over again. Okay, yeah. I'm pretty sure. The road of love. Whoa. It's pretty vertical.
Starting point is 01:18:57 Would you say the most vertical? No, there was a monkey in a tree earlier that was way more vertical. Dude, I'd love to be able to ollie a gap like that whoa There's no reporter in that shot I love Louis so much Yeah I gotta say Louis kind of steals the movie Louis is great He's just coming at you. This guy's hairline is receding between scenes. Like, can we wrap this movie up fast?
Starting point is 01:20:19 Bob Birdquist! Wow. Hell yeah. Wow. hell yeah wow it's the shittiest belt I've ever seen Neil Nellis that's Ron Sheckler there you go Neil
Starting point is 01:20:43 congratulations Neil Nellis. That's Ron Sheckler. There you go. Neil. Congratulations. Oh my God. Now he doesn't have to be homeless anymore. He won the movie. Isn't that how movies work? He got $1 thousand dollars and a dad thanks Bob hey everyone
Starting point is 01:21:22 this is my kid that I just met. That's not a reason to adopt a child. I don't think you get to decide that, son. Yeah, I think Jack gets a say as well right oh that's the best thing this would be such a good
Starting point is 01:22:10 journey for 30 do you think it's ZHL stands for Zamboni Hockey League yes get on the skateboard it's faster it's fine
Starting point is 01:22:24 cut him some slack, dude. He's got arthritis in his lower spine. It hurts. Somebody should sponsor fucking Bob Perkins for some acting lessons. Jesus. I think this might be
Starting point is 01:22:41 Bob Bergquist's only movie as well. Coincidentally. I think this might be Bob Bird Quest's only movie as well, coincidentally. Oh. Now we get to see what a professional skateboarder looks like. It's so much better. What do you mean? It looks the same as when the monkey does it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:08 What's the Jeff could you do that no no no but I never really liked vert skating to begin with yeah
Starting point is 01:23:22 there you go the burn twist yeah liked vert skating to begin with yeah there you go the burn twist hey i'm really curious about what's happening at the hockey game can we go to that instead we need to watch bob burgers do the same trick eight more times i wonder if he was if he was offered the game like the Tony Hawk game and this at the same time Which he would have viewed as more profit oh wow Say more lines Damn Please escort Damn.
Starting point is 01:24:07 Police escort. So does this cop know about the other chimp? No. Well, I guess he's been following the game, so he must. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! this scene rules yeah yeah on the low
Starting point is 01:24:39 no you never step on the logo hockey 101 what are they doing step on the logo. Hockey 101. What are they doing? Wait. They are? they are wonder how many members of the cast these chimps outlived well him definitely him that is a good question how many people that were involved in in this film were dead
Starting point is 01:25:21 involved in this film are dead. You gotta get Simeon's jerseys. I mean, it was 21 years ago, right? 22 years ago? Woohoo! Oh, they made it? Did someone in the crowd just throw a duvet? I mean, they weren't losing that badly.
Starting point is 01:25:49 It looked like it. I noticed that too. I've never seen a blanket at a hockey game. Whoa. What? uh That guy's dead though. Yeah I think it was his gum but oh oh oh so this is a hockey movie I guess
Starting point is 01:26:53 I think it's hard to argue it's more skateboarding than hockey I'd say yeah it's more horizontal yeah did they feel like they had to make it a hockey movie for it to make sense? Well, here's the deal
Starting point is 01:27:14 We don't know how this how this story was written This might have been planned out from the beginning Like it's, for all we know it was written as a trilogy and they just never got to make the third movie Mmm Mmm from the beginning. Like it's for all we know, it was written as a trilogy and they just never got to make the third movie. Hmm. If I was a younger man with more time on my hands,
Starting point is 01:27:37 I would write MVP fan fiction. I would expand the universe. I would tell more stories. Eric, could you there? The guy that wrote this movie has a Twitter thread about the process of making it that's fantastic. Could you look that up, please? Yeah, it's really funny.
Starting point is 01:27:51 I don't remember what it was, but it is absurd. What do I even search for that? Just look up the IMDb for who wrote it and then maybe search his name and MVP to thread or something like that. It's great. I should have pulled that up. They did it!
Starting point is 01:28:17 Brr! This is more excited than real athletes are when they win the championship. This is fantastic. Same celebration. Is this a better movie than MVP 1? Way better. This might be the best movie I've seen this year.
Starting point is 01:28:36 Yeah, I would agree with you there. It's a better movie in every way with a better cast and more cameos and it was straight to DVD. Is he a good comedian? I've never seen his stand-up. I've just heard him on podcasts. He's a pretty funny dude.
Starting point is 01:29:03 His name is Ian Bagg. Oh, okay. It just looks like the Stanley Cup. That's great. I want to find out what happened with the investigation. None of those guys read hockey looking at them no here i put a for later i put a youtube video on fucking better Fucking better. Better. so weird
Starting point is 01:30:18 it's so creepy monkey's not here to protect you now wait so this guy drove them back yeah what I think he just drives right up to their sanctuary
Starting point is 01:30:36 let him in just pull it up next to their favorite tree it won't freak him out at all the address tree 6 El Sime, El Simeon, El Simeon. Wow. What a movie. Incredible stuff. Okay, in comparison to that,
Starting point is 01:31:03 Dunstan Checks In is a good, good movie. No, that's way better than Dunstan Checks In is a good, good movie. No, that's way better than Dunstan Checks In. Are you serious? No way, dude. Dunstan Checks In is a way better movie than MVP 2. And I liked MVP 2, but you are selling Dunstan Checks In short.
Starting point is 01:31:16 I didn't like it. Jason Alexander, incredible in Dunstan. I don't know. I feel like... Doorknobs in the middle of the doors, incredible. I don't want to get like door knobs in the middle of the doors incredible I don't want to get too single threaded with this whole thing but I do feel like we need to watch Dunstan now
Starting point is 01:31:31 at some point yeah I think you're right I really do so the thing that Andrew glad that took nine months to watch the thing that Andrew asked for I found the thread of the guy who wrote MVP 2, and I've linked it in our chat.
Starting point is 01:31:51 He talks a lot about like, the monkey did his own stunts and he loved doing it. You couldn't smile at the monkey. The most interesting part to me is that this guy didn't know anything about hockey. The first MVP is all about hockey, and the plan was the same for the sequel. Changing up the main sport happened
Starting point is 01:32:08 because I know so little about hockey, but I was into skate culture as a teen, so I pitched switching hockey to skateboarding to keep the franchise fresh. I'd never written a movie before, so I modeled my script on Pulp Fiction. What? Oh my god.
Starting point is 01:32:27 They hired a guy to write a sequel to a hockey movie who didn't like hockey and had never written a movie. Where is the similarity to Pulp Fiction in any way whatsoever? He modeled it after the runtime. My first draft was 134
Starting point is 01:32:44 pages. Which equals 134 pages, which equals 134 minutes. The director referred to it as war and peace with chimps. Jeff, remember when you're talking about the, the bowl, like the, the pool or whatever.
Starting point is 01:32:57 Yeah. Yeah. He has a tweet about it in the script. I wrote that the orphan kid lives in an abandoned swimming pool that he uses as a skateboard, but they couldn't find a pool that worked. So they painted an actual skateboard to look like an abandoned swimming pool that he uses as a skateboard, but they couldn't find a pool that worked, so they painted an actual skateboard to look like an old swimming pool.
Starting point is 01:33:09 Yeah. The reverse. That was pretty fucking clear there. So like, was the dumpster like the briefcase in Pulp Fiction? I like... I like that you couldn't smile at the monkey. Yep.
Starting point is 01:33:25 He's great. He's a great actor, but if you smile at him, he'll rip your fucking the monkey. Yep. He's great. He's a great actor, but if you smile at him, he'll rip your fucking face off. Just don't do it. We did it. We watched the monkey movie, guys. So how do we feel about Dunstan? Is that worth doing? I think so.
Starting point is 01:33:37 At some point. Maybe in March. I mean, I'd be honest. I love doing this supplemental content, and I wish we did it more often. I feel like that's, it's hard, like, shooting myself in the foot by saying that because it ensures that we won't do it again for another four years.
Starting point is 01:33:51 But, like, I can do these pretty regularly, and I feel like enough movies come by our way that are funny and interesting enough that we could justify it. I'm not saying Dunstan should be the next movie, but I do think it should be a movie. Yes, I completely agree with that. I like Monkey March, too.
Starting point is 01:34:07 It's just as an idea. Oh, now that's interesting. Monkey March. Maybe do a monkey movie a week in March. Yeah, yeah, we'll do one movie a week. Yeah, that's what we'll do. I also got to say, after watching MVP 2 and your MVP 1 synopsis,
Starting point is 01:34:24 I no longer want to watch MVP 1. 100%. No, there's no reason to. Yeah, I feel like it cannot possibly hold up to what I just saw. Ooh, I think I have a movie recommendation for Monkey March, which isn't a real thing, but might become a real thing. Let me find a trailer quickly. I don't even know if this is part of it. Should we wrap this up?
Starting point is 01:34:45 I definitely think we should. Yeah, but I want to see this trailer you're talking about okay give me a second let me pull it up i'll drop it in it's uh it's the follow-up to this movie but it's not specifically related i showed this to eric before i've never seen this movie i've had it recommended a lot by people in the audience. It's a film called Spy Mate. It's a James Bond like movie with Richard Kind as the main villain of the film. Also starring a young Emma Roberts. Oh, yeah, that's right. I'm a spy man. I just dropped in our chat.
Starting point is 01:35:21 All right. Watch this one minute trailer. I think Louie, the chip that played Louie in the movie is also in this one as the main character. Only on DVD. It's like they're bragging about that out the gate. Oh wow.
Starting point is 01:35:48 Good lord. We're flying. Move over, James Bond. Move over, parody of James Bond. Got sword fighting. Kick some guy guy fold out skateboard is that is that Mr. Miyagi
Starting point is 01:36:17 is that Pat Morita I don't know I think they definitely want you to think that spy mate that looks awesome it looks fantastic 2006 why wouldn't we watch that i think it has to go on the list when did real chimps get hoisted out of the movie industry i don't know relatively recently i think right or like what yeah are we talking any type of monkey because you think like the hangover had a had a real monkey in it
Starting point is 01:36:51 bubbles i believe that one is called i just looked up when did we stop doing chimp movies and it is a pita article from 2020 saying a decade ago there were at least a dozen chimpanzees working in Hollywood. There are officially no more chimpanzees in Hollywood as of July 2020. Okay. So yeah, it's very recent.
Starting point is 01:37:15 That's great. Horses, though, still fine. That movie, Spymate, has Barry Bostwick in it, Richard Kind in it, Pat Morita, and Emma Roberts. And Louie, the monkey. What a... And Louis the monkey. What a fucking cast.
Starting point is 01:37:27 I can't wait to watch it. I can't wait to watch it either. Well, there you go, audience. I hope you enjoyed this watch-along of MVP2 Most Valid... Sorry. Most Vertical Primate.
Starting point is 01:37:40 I want to make sure I get that right. And hopefully you will tune in sometime in the near future for Spy... 2003's Air Bud Entertainment Presents Spymate. He's a spy and he's a primate. Spymate. And then sometime in the distant future, maybe in Monkey March, we will watch Dunstan Checks in.
Starting point is 01:38:01 Thank you for your time.

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