F**kface - Gavin the Spaghetti Rabbit // Do You Want to Break the Server? [26]

Episode Date: November 6, 2024

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about immediate retraction, bipable animals, sauces, GTA, Hot Dog list, Pokemon, Neopets cards, hot dog card, championship belt, the mouse hole, whole house vacuum system, animal holes, shy iphone, unlocked phone, app commitment, the wrong way to eat, Geoff's Life Hack, Andrew's game, Geoff's merch pitches, and 20,000 drawings. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Take back your free time with PC Express online grocery delivery and pickup. Get in-store promos, PC optimum points, and more free time. And still get groceries. Shop now at pcexpress.ca. Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This is episode 26. My name is Jeff Ramsey. With me as always, Eric Padura, Andrew Panton, Nick Schwartz, Gavin Free. Happy Halloween, fellas.

Happy Halloween. Hello. I need to make retraction right off the start of this episode. I called Gavin a weasel last episode. Yeah, I think we all really liked that. Wrong woodland creature. I've been thinking a lot about it. I don't think you're a weasel, Gavin.

I think you're more of a rabbit. You're joyfully antagonistic. That bugs bunny in you a little bit. Oh, cartoon rabbit. I was like, what have I been antagonized by a real rabbit? No. Yeah, I find very rare. I don't think I've ever been antagonized by a real rabbit, but then Bugs Bunny, I think, is the like mascot of all rabbits. You know who does get antagonized by rabbits? Farmers.

Oh. Yeah, because they're always eating their carrots or their greens. They're always trying to keep them out of their farm, out of their gardens. Is the rabbit the cutest animal that regularly gets bit? Raccoon and rabbit probably, yeah. Oh, people shoot raccoons. What do you mean by bit? Like, and rabbit probably are people shoot raccoons. What do you mean by bit? Like. What do you mean? But I bit, I thought I knew what you meant, and then Jeff said raccoons and that really threw me shot, shot in the head. I assume you meant in a hunting camp, like I went deer,

like a baby situation, maybe. Did deer aren't as cute as a rabbit. Yeah, rabbit. Rabbits get annihilated a lot. I've been following this spaghetti rabbit on TikTok. He's just eating spaghetti every day. So this could maybe be Gavin. I mean, if we're going like sort of, you know, with his background and everything.

I like spaghetti. Yeah. Oh, nice. Got that Italian blood. Halfway there. Just sort of going right on the nose with it, huh? All right. We always had rabbits in our yard at the old house, you know, the face house.

And I was always surprised because you'd watch them. They'd be babies and fucking around in the backyard at the beginning of the year. And then by the end of the day, they'd be full grown ass rabbits. And I was always surprised at how like lean and kind of patchy a wild rabbit is. They're not like the rabbits you see on TV. Well, this also the middle of a city. They're pretty ragged looking. Yeah, they're like they're definitely like city rabbits, you know, like they seen some shit.

One of them had an eye patch. It was like me call duty. Yeah, exactly. You ever see a rabbit eat spaghetti in your backyard? You got it. You got to put spaghetti out for the spaghetti rabbit. Yeah, we were we were just giving them bird seed. But yeah, I guess spaghetti would have been better. I want to see if is there a great like can rabbits eat spaghetti?

I was thinking because there's all these things that dogs can't eat, right? Like, yeah, I guess it's fine. I wouldn't have known. But like a dog can't eat onions or dark chocolate and stuff. Like there needs to be an info diagram of like lines from animals to food that will kill them. The spaghetti rabbit I'd like to imagine is like the fairy tale. The founder of Olive Garden was told as a child. Put out spaghetti for the spaghetti rabbit. Yeah, you got to put it out.

I'm going to have my own restaurant. I'm going to feed all the rabbits I want. Never ending pasta, never ending pasta for these rabbits. spaghetti rabbit. Yeah, you gotta put it out. One day I'm gonna have my own restaurant and I'm gonna feed all the rabbits I want. Never ending pasta. Never ending pasta for these rabbits. I'm glad you said it was spaghetti though, cause it looks like, if you don't know what it is, it looks like maybe the rabbit's lungs came out.

Yeah, it looks like he might be sick, but no, he just sits, there's like three or four videos of this rabbit just eating spaghetti. I'm pretty, I'm pretty into it. Also been seeing a lot of Jackrabbits. Have you seen like the size of Jackrabbits? Yeah. They're huge. They're big dudes. Jackrabbits are so big. It's weird. Is spaghetti red sauce and marinara sauce, is that the same thing? Or are those different? I don't, I'm not sure what you mean by spaghetti red sauce

Like a bolognese type sauce Well, that's a bolognese sauce. That's different. Yeah, that is different. Okay. Bolognese has meat in it, doesn't it? Yeah, that's what makes it different. But the base the red sauce and the bolognese is the same as

marinara or is marinara a different thing? I view marinara as like the the what do you call it? The mozzarella sticks dipping sauce. Is that the same as pasta sauce? That's how you view marinara. What I hear. Yeah, that's my main association with marinara is for dipping mozzarella sticks. What was the most regulation pasta sauce?

Marinara? Yeah, probably. I think it's gotta be marinara. Yeah. Okay, so that it is marinara. I was just, I was gonna say marinara, but I wasn't sure what the bread sauce was called. It would be tough to find marinara in the wild. I don't know where I'd go. It says that it's brighter and th- I don't, I'm thin. I don't know how to equate some of these words to

taste and stuff, like when or sounds, like when someone says it's a bright sound or a bright taste. What the Christ does that mean? What do you mean? Oh, well, the two sauces share many ingredients. The main difference is in the consistency and depth of flavor. Marinara is a brighter, thinner and more tomato forward than tomato sauce. I I think of bright as something like like with like acidity, like like a lemony or like not even lemon, but just like a sharpness, something that goes like cuts through a little bit.

So I go, oh, it's like a thing almost. I take it literally that it's literally a brighter sauce. Is that what they mean? That's how I think it's almost I take it literally that it's literally a brighter sauce Is that what they mean? Oh, that's how I interpreted it. I think I think the way it's written here It does mean in look it is brighter and Tomato sauce is thicker creamier and bears some similarity with gravy. Yeah, Hence why some Italians call it Sunday gravy. Yeah. Literally, Briah. I'm dumb, guys.

I don't know. I think you're doing great, buddy. You're hanging out with Adam and Savage and stuff. Maybe he doesn't know this stuff either. Adam and Savage? Adam and Savage? Yeah, Adam and Savage. The two guys, Adam and his friend Savage.

Adam and Savage, the carnival you go to to see the pasta eating rabbit The two guys from MythBusters Adam and Savage My favorite tag team of all time Love me some Adam and Savage MythBusted was a hell of a finisher.

Oh shit, there's UFOs all over the map. Oh shit! Why are you playing GTA? Are you playing GTA? We're doing the podcast. Turn it off. It's on my screen. But shit just appeared.

Okay, turn it off. Turn it off! We don't want to know yet. Spoilers. I had a couple of things I wanted to go over today if you guys didn't mind. Go for it. Yeah, let me interest my notes. One of these things is, let me grab this.

Why can't I click on this? You ever had that thing where you can't click on a thing? Open link. There you go. One of the things I wanted to share with you guys Was a list I found do you remember recently I was talking to y'all about Baskin Robbins and the 31 flavors Yeah, the original 30 years flavors. Yeah Well, I just stumbled upon a list on reddit the other day That this is the list of the 31 regional hot dogs of the United States

This is the list of the 31 regional hot dogs of the United States. From Classic to Coney Island to Kansas City to Carolina style, Troy Mini, whatever the fuck that is, everything bagel dog. There just happened to be 31 regional hot dogs and coincidentally, 31 original ice cream flavors. I wanted to eat the 31 flavors of original ice cream together. What if we try to figure out a way to pair the appropriate regional hot dog with one

of the original 31 flavors and we try to find the perfect match for each one? I don't know that just by nature, the hot dog goes with ice cream. One to one. You get dinner and a dessert. Oh! So not really paired, just one after the other? Yeah, but you want like, you want the ice cream flavor out of the 31

that's gonna be the most complimentary to the Coney Island dog. Yeah, themed. Yeah, there you go, Nick, thank you. Yeah, you're thank you Nick's mad about one of them yeah what are you mad about Nick I'm it's called the Texas Tommy but it's from Pennsylvania get out of here it's pretty funny do you guys have a favorite looking at this I'm scrolling through I know mine like off

the rip like no hesitation There's some weird shit white hots. What the hell is that? You guys ever had a Seattle dog? No in all the years it packs you never had a Seattle dog Jeff with cream cheese and Sriracha sauce Oh, that's like yeah, that's your yeah, you're right. That's like your thing. Sorry, uh Seattle dog is so good. It is so I love I love the Seattle dog so much. I think that's like a number one for me, honestly. I think my favorite is probably a Chicago dog, but this red snapper looks pretty good. This scrambled dog doesn't look bad.

A Fenway Frank looks pretty nice. They all look good. Minus a few weird ingredients like fish cakes and the Philly combo. But I'm scrolling through to determine how many of these I like. I have five. I have five of these that I would order. Wow. Too coincidental that there's 31 hot dogs and 31 flavors of ice cream.

Like that just it lines up too well. It feels like it was meant to be. And then we could have one for every day of a long month. That's true. flavors of ice cream. Like that just, it lines up too well. It feels like it was meant to be. And then we could have one for every day of a long month. That's true. The 31 flavors of December or whatever. What's the most hot doggy month? July, probably. Yeah, I think it might be July.

Probably the most ice creamy month as well. Yeah. So we'll have to bin off one of the dogs and one of the flavors. Mm hmm. Well, we could just do two in one day. That's true. You know what I mean? Like really get those numbers up. And then by August, we're all dead.

We will. But if we do it before August 1st, we're really getting those 80 hot dogs up. You know what I mean? Like Jeff will definitely go over the 80 just at the pace he's at. We'll see. Not a race. This is not a competition. It slowed down. I mean, like Jeff will definitely not over the 80 just at the pace at we'll see It's not a competition. It's slowed down Listen, we don't have to do this. I'm just saying I think it's wild that there's 31 hot dogs and there's 31 flavors of ice cream I get that is a really funny combination of two things. I

I think there's eight of these I would order The fish one sounds terrible. What if we have to draft them? Yeah. Dude. Hot dog draft is pretty good. What if we have to draft our ice cream as well? Maybe that's how we handle this.

The first regulation double draft? A double draft. Hang on. I'm looking at the calendar. When can we do? Then we only have to have one hot dog ice cream pairing per week. Yeah, dude. I want a ripper Sweet relish mustard deep-fried hot dog in a bun, New Jersey. What do you guys? How's Monday looking for you guys? It's looking like a draft day to me. Yeah. Dog and cream draft.

Oh, this Monday? I hate the combination of those two. Yeah, what Monday did you think I was talking about when I said what does Monday look like? Doesn't matter, I'm free on all of them. That's great. See what I mean? I love it.

See what I mean? He's a rabbit. Classic rabbit. Classic rabbit. Antagonistic just for the love of it. Yep, yep. Have you ever seen a weasel? I Don't think so. I don't think I've ever seen one do they got easels at the zoo They got zoo weasels I

Think I think weasels like might be cute. Yeah, I feel like the weasel Ferrets, oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, that. It's like a ferret. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, that looks like a stubby ferret. Yeah, it's like a ferret. Yeah, they look. Yeah, I think I think what you're thinking when you're thinking of. Like weasels, you're thinking of like Roger Rabbit. Or like he's a rabbit or toad or whatever. Isn't a mink essentially the same thing as well?

I think so. And like a snake. Yeah, there's a weasel. See, when you think weasel, I think you think these guys with hats and cigars. Oh, yeah. That's not. And that's not weasels. The weasels die if they laugh too much. I don't know. I see whenever I see a photo of a weasel, my brain does a weird thing

where in my mind That's where they started with Pokemon that was on the board Yeah, yeah Pokemon you probably started with rat. I think Pokemon probably started with rat He's like oh if I collect a rat and his name is rat Tat and never went. Oh, this might be a good idea 250 of these to tat and it never went. This might be a good idea. 250 of these.

How do you catch the rat? Well, you throw a ball, throw the ball at the rat, rat, tat. It really does sound like somebody just like tap dancing. Yeah, it's a guy. It's a guy just kind of like vamping in an elevator pitch and like, well, where do you find the rat? And he's like, well, you walk out of town and it's in the grass. Oh, are they hard to catch? No, they're everywhere. There's so many. There's like so many you don't fucking want them

You pick one. No, you don't but there's a Pikachu there's a picture. It's a it's another rat thing. It's we got a there's a guy. He's like a lizard Char fire lizard Charmander. He spits fire. You can pick him. That'd be fun to go through your original one. Fifty. I was thinking about Pokemon the other day and thinking probably the biggest destruction of wealth that I've ever been a part of, like the most money I've ever lost

was just opening my Pokemon cards as a kid. Like if I just for some reason, yeah, accidentally forgot to open them. They sell for like hundreds of thousands of dollars, like an unopened original starter pack or whatever booster pack. Holy shit. It makes me want to just buy one of everything and keep it and never use it. I remember for my birthday when I was like maybe I know six or seven, probably younger.

I have no idea. But I just remember getting a Charizard card from like the original set. It was like 70 dollars and that was my big gift. And just thinking about like the value of that now is so funny to me. I have no idea where it is. Probably ruined it. Absolutely ruined it as a child. It's like, oh, it's a cool card as a kid looking through the thing. Those sell for so much now.

Those old ones. I saw the other day that they are they just I don't know if it's new. I the way the ad was presented made it seem new that there is a Neopets trading card game now, which I think is so funny. What was the Neopet again? You know, you never had a Neopet. It was imagine like the web based version of Pokemon. Like Pokemon was big and they're like, what if we do virtual pets

that are like not exactly as the exact same Eric was describing of like, it's doggo, it's doggo man doggo and it shoots fire doggo fire guy. Like it just it's made up tap dancing here, so So made up like just and it is they look like shit They're yes, I was about to say it is like web art of the early to late 90s. Yeah That's what people went crazy for and they look like these are terrible There's so much nostalgia based in these thanks walkie. Yeah, they'll sound offensive for some reason. Yeah

Suck I just loved the idea of somebody buying cases of the first run of Neopets training cards Be like this is gonna be the next book could be us Jeff. You could hang on to some Neopets training cards, being like, this is going to be the next book. Could be us, Jeff. You could hang on to some Neopets cards. If only I had back when I was so into Neopets back in the day. Big Neopet guy, Jeff. Whenever I think of Neopets, I think of Jeff. Yeah. It's a it was my passion. He has an Akara tattooed on his left arm. And very few people know that.

If you asked me to pick a neopet out of a lineup or I'd get a bullet in between my eyes, I'd fucking. I just I'd pull the trigger like I the the premise that a crime was committed and all the suspects were neopets is so funny to me, imagining an an actual lineup of Neopets who stole this purse. Was it a Cara? Was it possibly Corbett? Who could say I didn't get a good view of the perk? Perp Perp.

What's the what's the what's perp? What's happening? Perpetrator. So it'd be perp. OK, I worked it out. I got there. Jeff opened Allen and Ginter cards recently. There's a new new pack. We're talking about it. They have dog show. Uh, well, chase carts.

That's the word I was looking for. I'd love to get that. I'd be a fun thing to chase. Where were you opening this? In my office by myself. Yeah, I wasn't like streaming it or anything. I just bought a couple of the new Allen and Gitter cards came out. And so I bought a couple of hobby boxes and I actually got a relic of

me see if I can find it. Hold on. Yeah, you need to share the it's fucking crazy, the relic that Jeff got. But they're doing Westminster dog cards. And the chase for it is ribbons of best in show that the dog has won as part of the card. I think that's awesome. I'd love to get part of a best show. I didn't get that, but I did get a relic piece of Mickey Pseudo's outfit, which she wore when she broke the world female hot dog eating record recently. Jeff got a hot dog card.

And I got a hot dog champion. It's not autographed. It's just a relic of, I guess, the uniform. This lady, Mika Sudo, won when she became the hot dog eating champion of the world. That's still really cool. Not bad. Not complaining about it. For being in a hot dog year where you're counting dogs, I don't think you'd get better than that. It was the first hit I pulled too when I opened them up,

which is pretty cool considering. Here, I'm gonna send a photo to you. There's a photo that was posted. I never considered the concept of championship belts for hot dog eating, and I like that a lot. Dude, championship belts for everything, dude. You just hold them up. You could do anything to them. It's great.

That's you got to have championship belts for stuff. You are. You're so right. They should. The championship belt should be the standard for any accomplishment in life. If you get a raise at your job, it should come with a championship belt representative of the race. Oh, that's cool. It is close on your house. So do you get a belt for it? Yeah. Yeah. I got a little piece of her shoulder, I guess.

Andrew talking about championship belts for everything. There was a crossover. I think it was last Halloween and I don't remember what the purpose of it was or what the point was, but AEW wrestling had a championship. This is a base. Did it they didn't win it only time. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre leather face title. That's so cool. It was, it was so awesome. And then it was like a Texas death match

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Oh, I got one, too. What's yours? I had a realization. The mouse holes that made by the mice. The, they're made by the mice. The mouse holes are made by the mice. Who did you think made them? I don't know. I just thought in cartoons I just thought it was like a feature of the house like oh, I just thought it was something that the mice used. Wait, like the like the architect goes around and is like ma'am, where would you like the kitchen mouse hole to be?

I thought it was like, I thought it was put there for a reason. I didn't realize it was just chewed out. So how did you realize that the mouse hole was made by the mouse? What was the moment where it clicked? I was watching Mr. Bean, the Christmas episode where he, he, he gets socks for Christmas and then he gets a bit of cheese for them for the mouse. And I was like, Oh, I get, that is an insane thing to realize at this stage. I was so baffled by what you're saying by that. The mouse hole was made by the mouse. I picked up the mouse on my desk and flipped it over and looked at the hole at the bottom.

It was like, what are you? What is he talking about? Like it was the fact the household being mouse made is so like that they did not cross because it's a given in my brain. Yeah. I just never really thought about the origins of it when I was eight. That's fair. So you always knew as a kid that Jerry's hole, he made it.

Yeah. You never see him making it. He's a pest. They don't they don't. Anytime they see him, they're trying to get rid of them. They don't want him to be there. He's hiding from them in the hole. Why would they put a hole for him to hide in the house? Yeah, I just don't know why they didn't just plug the hole.

Yeah, because he'd make a new one. I remember there was one way he used to he used the hole. Yep, because he'd make a new one. I remember there was one way he used to, he used to saw once, I think, to make a new one. Oh yeah. I'm pretty sure that there have been episodes where Tom tries to plug the hole or like, you know. He's got a little, yeah. No, I mean, why didn't the humans plug the hole? Well, I think the idea would be you just make another one.

I never thought about it really either. The human solution to plugging the hole was getting a cat Representative of it being their home, so I associated with the mouse The mouse did that it's their house. They're responsible for it I I can kind of see where you're coming from because with some of this stuff The mouse hole is so nice and then you know nicely done. Yeah. But the mouse house on the inside is nice too. It's got a little furniture and a little lamp electricity. Sometimes he would, sometimes he would decorate the mouse hole and put like a door with the mouse hole. I

think that's what ruined by, by the standing of it. Because a lot of the time as well, especially here, houses have weird shit in them. Like a, like a whole house vacuum hole. Like some houses just have plugs for vacuum. They got that in America, too, Nick, in older houses. Some houses just have plug for vacuum. Yeah, it's like built in. Yeah, like every there are houses and they have it in America, too, especially on the East Coast, where there's like a central vacuuming system under the house,

and then where you have like floor registers for floor vents, you'll have just like a little metal thing where you can plug a, like a vacuum cleaner like cable. And then you can just suck. I've never seen, what? How come my house doesn't have this? I think it's an old thing. I think it's like a, yeah, yeah.

You just have the tube, and you just plug it into these ports. Yeah. Why don doesn't have this? I think it's an old thing. I think it's like a yeah, you just have the tube and you just plug it into these ports Yeah, why don't I have this this seems so much better? Probably cuz it doesn't work worth a shit and it's expensive and hard to maintain or something. Oh, I didn't consider those things I just saw it and I got excited. It's old old old stuff I assume like if you have a clog it's a pain in the ass like where is it? Is it in the walls in the it? Is it in the walls? Is it in the tube? Is it in the main unit?

I've lived in a place that had one and I never understood where it went and it always concerns me. It just seemed like if something went wrong, like where did, where does the stuff go? Does it shoot outside? Where is it going? Well, I assume there's a, there's a closet somewhere with the actual Hoover in it. I don't know. What if Dyson just read, like reinvented it?

Yeah. Just ports all through your wall? I think it'd be exciting. That could be fun. It's a diagram. It's a whole system that is tubing that goes down into your basement. And I guess that's why I've never seen this because I don't think in my life I've been in more than two basements

It's got a collection canister and everything and then a vent but I don't know Do you have to empty the collection canister because then I was gonna say I'm like never I'm out because I'm already doing I'm already emptying a canister. I'm trying to get away from canisters You I think you just empty it a hell of a lot less often than you would empty a vacuum cleaner bag. I don't think we ever emptied the canister. What? I'm going to ask.

You probably didn't, but I guarantee you the grownups probably did. I don't think the grownups did. I'm going to ask some questions. There's no way they didn't. I think it just shot out the side of the house. Yeah, you back up for five or six years and then you move. Yeah, that would. Yeah. Now here's the question.

Can you get one of these installed in 2024? Like, is it still an existing technology and that exists in old houses? But is it still a purchasable thing? It is. And you can find a lot of stuff, like whole stores for it and Home Depot sells full systems. Oh yeah, here we go. The OVO central vacuum. Yeah. Wow. It's not, it doesn't look like the parts are necessarily expensive, but like having to run everything seems like it probably would be.

Yeah. Dang. Everything seems like it probably would be. Yeah. Dang. Oh, 3200 bucks to have one installed. I don't see any benefit in doing this. No, if I have to empty a canister still, no dice, baby. Well, so I'm still trailing around a big hose.

Yeah, the thing that kills it for me is you've got to put another hole in your wall that's fucking noticeable. I hate all the plugs and shit that hang out of a wall. Yeah, then a mouse might live in it. Yeah Yeah, but then he has his own little vacuum that hooks into your central vacuum and you got mouse crumbs everywhere Okay Now imagine that it just depletes outside your house and just shoots it out and you're just launching your mouse out the house Vacuuming up an interesting idea about the the side. Sounds like a euphemism. Dude I was shooting the mouse out of the house last night!

It becomes six flags for all the mice in the neighborhood. The premise of, I'm going to post a photo, I googled real life mouse hole. The idea that Gavin like buys a house and then sees one and is like wait We got to talk to the realtor they did not tell me that there is a mouse hole in this house Where's the ornate metal with little lamp? Yeah, the mouse hole feature is lacking Yeah, I'm gonna be like, ah shit. I don't have permits for being a landlord Just this If it was odd imagine if we could sell a regulation mouse hole plug have permits for being a landlord. You got to adjust this. If it was odd, imagine if we could sell a regulation mouse hole plug.

The problem is, I don't think there is a regulation mouse hole. There's no regulation. I would say Jerry's mouse hole would be the regulation mouse hole. Do we know how big it is? Has anyone ever done the math to determine the size?

I'm sure somebody has. I bet you there is in like some of the video games, like detailed information about the height. Was there ever a live action Tom and Jerry? Well, I've actually like Homeward Bound style, like with real animals. There was a Tom and Jerry movie a few years ago. Yeah. But a live a Tom and Jerry movie a few years ago. Yeah, but a live action Tom and Jerry movie feels like something that Warner Brothers would have kept locked away. For tax reasons.

Yeah, it sounds like something that would only be on lively. I bet you there's a real mouse hole in this that we could get the sizing from. Here are some of the characteristics of mouse holes size. Nod, mouse holes are usually about the size of a dime. Whoa, that's too small. I don't see how Tom could have fit his head through a dime hole. There's no way. It's got to be at least Tom sized. I want Tom to be able to walk through and not hit his head. You mean Jerry?

I'm sorry, Jerry, yeah. Because sometimes Tom would get his head stuck in the mouse hole. It is true. I found a YouTube video called Cat TV mice in the Jerry Mouse Hole 8 hours videos for cats. And look at you have to see there. The perfectly cut mouse hole. Oh my God. That's great. That's amazing. There you go.

That's a regulation mouse hole right there. I'm going to I'm going to snip a picture so that we shall be composed. It is. It's fine. I just found on Etsy somebody sells decorative mouse holes. You can walk into somebody's house and they just have that? Gavin needs that.

It's the cartoon. See, that's what I thought it was like. That's what you need. That's pretty cute. Oh, man. That's wild. I never even considered a decorative mouse hole. That really opens things up.

Are there any other iconic mice that use mouse holes? Jerry's thing, right? We're getting so many minutes out of mouse holes right now. Mighty Mouse didn't have a mouse hole, to my knowledge. What about the three blind ones? I don't know about them. I think their thing is that they couldn't find it. Mickey Mouse doesn't have one. Yeah.

No, he just has a house. I Googled iconic mouse holes and it's not really giving me anything. Does Stuart Little have one? Oh, that's that's pretty good. Okay. This is not that. How does the foxhole relate to the mouse hole? Oh my God.

Is there anything between those two? Should we have an animal hole draft? Animal holes. Where did the term fox hole come from? Jesus. Because it's not. Well foxes live in like a den and I think they dig a hole, right? Oh do they also?

Yeah. Yes. Yeah I think so. Moles? Moles are a good one. I would say grounded hogs. The first recorded use was in a US Army report from, I don't know, 19-0 something, describing German soldiers building a hole in the ground sufficient to give shelter to one or two soldiers.

They called it, they just called it a fox's den or a foxhole. There you go. I'm so dumb. Or I Googled Fox home thinking I would find a house of a fox. And it's just a chain of stores called Fox and all the images are just Fox. Some stores. That looks AI. That is a real, real store.

Dude, I found rabbits living in holes. So that's bringing it back around to classic Gavin stuff. Rabbits live in holes? Yeah, burrow. Yeah, and piles of trash and stuff. Yeah, and they don't, they don't necessarily, like usually it's like just a thing they dig, aw, it didn't send.

It's just a lot of stuff where it's Gavin style, where you go, oh, it has a little lamp that they go in light and they live underground in a fairy tunnel. So I have a question. And this this is probably in the same line of Dom is Gavin's. Do ants build the hill or do they just dig into the earth from a hill? Because ants do the ant hill thing. It's the mud removed from the ground. Yes. It has to go somewhere, it's being displaced, so it go up. Like a molehill.

So the answer is yes to both. So you're asking, do they find the hill, the little mound, and then move into it? That, yeah, I wasn't sure if it was... How would the mound get there? Nature finds a way. Hmm. Stuff like you just I don't know, you come across things in the wild and it happens. I don't know how it was that your dumb. Was that your dumb thing that you're going to? Yeah, I just know.

No, it wasn't. It wasn't about an hill. My dumb thing was I'm a known Android phone user, as you know. Gavin loves it. He's a big fan of it. I my mom uses an iPhone and I got her. She was using an iPhone six. The battery was fucked on it at this point because that is a very old phone. So it's a gift. I got her a new phone and she is not as tech

incompetent as I am. She is a further down the line scale of that. So I was setting it up to give to her. And the primary thing for her is that she likes the ringer to be loud and so I need to make sure it's not on vibrate. I need to figure out how to switch from vibrate to ringing because in the iPhone six, it's the flip thing and should constantly flip it. So I need to make sure I understand how this works.

And then I need to make sure the volume is loud. So I'm holding my phone and I'm holding the iPhone in the other hand. And I'm going into settings and I crank the volume. And I'm like, oh, OK, I'll just test this. And so I call the iPhone and it is very quiet, the ringer. And I can't figure out why. So I test it several times. Doesn't work. I then think, well, maybe the speaker on this just is broken.

So I go into a YouTube video, I set up the Wi-Fi. And when I'm watching something, it's super loud. It's like, OK, so it's not that. So I go into a YouTube video, I set up the Wi-Fi, and when I'm watching something, it's super loud. So it's not that. So I call again, still quiet, go into the settings, crank it, and it's so loud in the settings, it's perfect. But whenever I call it, it is quiet, and I can't figure out why. So then I go into a YouTube, why is the phone quiet?

And I never knew this. Apparently, if you stare at an iPhone, it knows you're looking at it and it deafens the ring because you're looking at it. Oh, that is not a feature that I ever realized. So there is nothing wrong. I spent like 30 minutes trying to troubleshoot this thing. The problem was, is that true for the iPhone? The one I got it is never heard that before. It's like the iPhone, whatever the last mini iPhone was like iPhone 12 or something.

Yeah, 12 was like the last minute. So it's so it's shy. What? What do you say? Oh, my gosh, don't look at me. Stop. I'm shy. Yeah, it is shy. I'm ringing. I just had never heard that before. I assume that was just a dumb thing. I didn't know. And that iPhone users all are like, yeah, that's how that works. But I don't think you're done for that.

No, I don't think you're done for that either. I spent so much time, I think, going on YouTube and searching. Why is the phone quiet is a very funny thing to type. Why is the phone quiet? And let me thing to type. Why is the phone quiet? And let me tell you, the video was not helpful. It was seven comments down. Somebody just wrote, it's you're looking at it. And I put it down and I tried it and then it was perfect.

Oh, wow. I why does it ring a tool if you're looking at it? I know it's very muffled, like they reduce the volume. I don't know if it still works that way. Hmm. Hmm. But yeah, I didn't know that. And so that's if you're setting up an iPhone 12 mini and you're worried about the ring you're looking at, just put it down. It was just so funny to me that my problem was this.

I was staring at it. That was the issue. I would think it'd be the weirdest thing about that would be my phone is watching me look at it and then making decisions based on my eye contact with it. Well, it's just like face ID only works with your eyes open. Yeah, weird. I have a problem with the teriyaki phone that Gavin sent me. sent me has anti-soy phone. Yeah, not terry. I don't know why I flip that. It has a anti-butt dial thing where if you block the camera, it just won't let you unlock the phone.

Oh, unless you. Yeah, unless you click like, no, I'm fine with it. So there will be times I'm laying in bed and my face will be blocked or something by a blanket or there's just some barrier. If there's any barrier, I'm trying to unlock my phone and it just will not let me. That's so annoying. It is an annoying, but like I'm sure you could just turn it off. No problem. But why, how are you going to unlock your phone in your pocket anyway? Well, it's yeah, I guess I don't know. It's they tried to solve but dialing, I guess, and. That's a solution.

It's locked. How could you? I'm so confused by that feature. You've never accidentally sent stuff that from a locked phone. No. How do you do it from a locked phone? Does my ass know the code? I yeah, I guess that's a good point. I send things all the time to people whenever I'm getting up or whatever and I'm just holding the phone. I need to lock my phone more.

I'll make posts sometimes. Are you putting the phone in your pocket while it's unlocked? Let's say like I'm getting out of bed or whatever. I'll just grab. I'll put the phone in my palm and it'll be unlocked and I'll get up and I'll definitely back. Sometimes I'll end up on a thing. I don't even know how I got there. It'll be like a random video.

In your hand when you're not looking at it, but when you are looking at it, it won't let you do anything because it wants it to be locked. That's yeah, exactly. I have a weird issue. It's it's almost like a commitment issue, but it's not commitment. Whenever you guys send something on a phone and it says like, let's say you're opening YouTube and it'll give you a prompt. You're going to watch this video. You're going to go on this link.

It's going to take you somewhere. Do you want to open it this way? Yes. This time, always or no. I never do always. I'm scared to do always on anything. Not scared. I just don't. I don't trust it. So if so, I say you log into your bank and it's like, hey,

do you want to like have this be your main browser so we don't have to do a two factor all the time? Would you press no? You still want to go through every step? No, I would do it for the two factor all the time. Would you press no? You still want to go through every step? No, I would do it for the two factor. It's where it's like an app based thing. OK, so for an example, anytime, anytime. And we post Google Drive links all the time in our slack.

I will get a pop up as the person who created the slack. I don't know if it pops up for you guys. I assume no. That says, hey, do you want to integrate Google Drive within this slack channel? Yes. No. Ask me later. I always click ask me later because if I click yes and I don't want it to or if I click yes and it does something I don't want, I then have to try to figure out how

to disconnect it. So you want the commitment to be after you know what happens. What is it going to do that you don't want? I don't know. That's the problem. That option every time. So surely after the second time, you know, it's safe to go ahead and hit yes. No, because I don't know how it will change things. But this is also coming from the guy who lost your access to your own documents because you hid the the sidebar. I did what now? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I just didn't click that. It's like the three dots. I don't click the thing.

See, that's the thing. I'm concerned if I hit yes, it will in some way. I think in my head, it's always like it'll break the server or something will go wrong. It is a disaster. It's going to break. It's giving you an option to break itself. Yeah. Hey, what's up?

Do you want to break the server? Yes, no, maybe later. It's OK if you say no. We'll ask again next time you load this app. I mean, yeah, let me let me get a visual example. But I do it for everything. So it'll be like if I. If I or like, OK, I open a PDF of something, it'll have seven apps that'll say which one of these do you want to open with I will click one

And I'll say do you want to always open it via this and I will never say yes But what if that's your favorite way to view the PDF? Well, it's it's like what if something happens to that app is where I bring us and then it So I always click just this time every time Every single time I never lock I have an issue of commitment with apps I will not lock in then just right click on it the next time you go to open it and go to open with and Then every app on earth that you can open it with will be on my phone. How do I right click on my phone? Yeah, take, take, take that, Jeff.

Don't take that. I'm just saying, no, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying I'm on my phone when I'm doing this 99 percent of the time. This isn't a thing that outside of Slack happens on the browser. I'm going to just ignore this. I can send it to myself, actually. So I'm sending it. OK. I can't wait for whatever is about to happen.

This is great. I'm screenshotting. So this is a visual example of what I'm what I'm explaining. So it says this looks like a Google Drive link. Do you want to connect to Google Drive to Slack? You'll be able to preview files, manage access documents, get notified about, reply to comments to see what new files are shared with you. Connect not now. Don't ask again.

I've clicked not now every single time I've posted a file. Just hit don't ask again. And you never have to click it. But what if I actually want to connect? That's the problem. Do you think that the option for that disappears as well? Just hit not now every time and live that way. Exactly.

I was just curious if anyone else does that. No, nobody else on earth has commitment issues with prompts like you. And absolutely, you are the only person out of... You are the only person out of seven and a half billion people on earth that goes through this mental trauma and struggle every time you do it. But you seem comfortable with it.

So just roll with it. And it's not a big deal. It's not that it's traumatic. It's just like, I don't want to walk into a choice because if it goes wrong, it's not making you. It's giving you the option every time. You can disconnect it if you want to. After you connect it, you can disconnect it.

But then I'd have to figure out how to disconnect it, and that would be the whole thing. You Googled how to make it read aloud. You can Google anything. You Googled, you searched YouTube, why is the phone quiet? I believe in you. Also, there's a whole thing on the left side in Slack

that says connected apps And then it's managed Okay, so let's go through this as a group right now, let's just deal with this problem One way I got to send it again. What's the problem? Okay. Yes No, okay, okay, but here's the problem? OK, yes. No, OK. OK, but here's the thing. I click connect, right? So I do that.

And then it says choose an account. Do I want to connect my personal account or do I want to connect the regulation pod Gmail? Where does most of our stuff get posted from? Like who owns the QC stuff? I don't even know how to. Technically you, right? It's your account. I think it's whoever posts to the QC channel.

So we would all connect to our own accounts. Okay. Jeff, how you doing? Slack wants access to your Google account. Andrew makes me want to take a nap sometimes. And right now I just really want to take a nap. I think you'll be surprised. I'm not going to say it's the majority,

but I bet you there are more people than you think when asked, do you want to permanently lock in? Yes, no. Or ask me later. I bet there are more than you think, but I don't think any of them would think, well, I'm not going to have it always open with this app because something could happen to the app. Well, it's going to break the server, Gavin. Yeah, it's just it's a thing.

I click ask me later, but I'm always is there anything in real life that everyone uses just fine, but you don't trust. Chicken wings. Jeff want to take a nap. I don't feel like I know how to eat chicken wings. What the fuck are you talking about? Because whenever you see people eat chicken wings, they've got like the twist. I see people do like, oh, you twist the bone and the bone comes right out or you bite this.

Like there are all these different techniques to eating chicken wings. There's a bunch of different techniques to eat in a banana, too. But most people just do it the normal way. But there are bones in a banana. Put it in your mouth and you fucking eat. I can absolutely eat a chicken wing, but I feel like I'm missing out. Yeah, but I don't feel like I'm doing it right when I do it. There's no wrong way to eat.

I don't think I just said that now. I don't know that that's true because of you, but I can't. I think you choking is the wrong way to eat. Yeah, that would be a wrong way. But do you know what I mean? Like you see these videos of people being like, oh, you twist the thing and then the bone slides right out and or you bite this way and then you pull. And that's how you eat a chicken wing.

And I just that's how those people eat a chicken wing. But that doesn't mean it's how you have to eat it. There's people that do different shit on a bicycle than I can do, too. But we're totally I still ride. So why don't we get you three chicken wings on a plate and you have to eat each wing in a different way? Maybe we yeah. And we determine the most comfortable way for you.

It's not even a comfort. Like I don't I eat chicken wings. I have no problem eating them. I just feel like I'm not doing it the right way. I feel like there's a more optimal way to eat these that I don't understand. Do you do that with anything else like shaving? Shaving, I have no idea what I'm doing.

Let me ask you a follow up question. Have you ever made an effort to figure this way out, an improved way to eat chicken wings, or do you are you just comfortable being uncomfortable? I've seen videos of like you do the twist thing and the bite thing. Have you ever attempted it? Just no, I haven't. I need to. I really should. And it's not that like I never it's not that I'm avoiding these experiences because of it.

I just whenever I'm eating chicken wings, I feel like there's a better way to do this. I feel like I'm missing out on a process. What about wiping your ass? Do you think you have that down? Oh, yeah. We covered that in such detail. With Andrew's ass? He's a vertical wiper, remember? Yeah, we've done this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like that was the first two years of this. Chaving was another one where I feel like you go against the grain, but you're not supposed to go against the grain. I don't know. not your purse strings. Starring brand-name beauty gift sets from winners for $10, cocktail sets from HomeSense for $25, and also featuring gift cards, perfect for even the pickiest on your list. Save the holidays with Winners and HomeSense.

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What do you shave with? Electric. Shave it? I don't. I have a beard. See, are you on TikTok, Andrew? Are you TikToking? Well, yeah. OK, this is why. TikTok tells you you've done everything you've ever done wrong.

TikTok's like, no, you've been putting trash bags in the wrong way your entire life. You've been parking wrong the entire, the wrong way. You've been flossing the wrong way your entire life. TikTok is nothing but people showing you a different way to do shit you've been doing just fine for 49 years. They're convincing you you're doing it wrong. They're convincing you you're eating your chicken wings wrong. But as long as the chicken wing gets in your tummy and there's a smile on your heart, you're doing it wrong. They're convincing you you're eating your chicken wings wrong. But as long as the chicken wing gets in your tummy and there's a smile on your heart,

you're doing it right. That's the smile on your heart is really good. I like that a lot. There is a smile on my heart. What I mean, shingling's shingling's are delicious. I don't think one of those videos has ever made me change anything about what I do. That like you see, like, oh, it is a hack. You could tape a piece of paper to the wall under your drill.

So it catches all the wall dust. But you can just let it fall on the floor and just. Just back it up. That is actually an interesting question of what are like Internet. Have you ever used have you adopted an Internet life hack? Hmm. I'm trying to think of if there is one for me. Oh, I definitely have um God I had one when we first moved in this house that I thought was a life hack and then I realized it wasn't

We our front door wasn't the key to go in was getting stuck and Emily's like oh I saw this on tik-tok the other day and she went and she sprayed some WD-40 in it and I was like Oh, that's a cool life hack and then I thought oh, no, that's just how you use WD-40. It's just what it's fucking for That's just using it for its prescribed fucking purpose. You look at the can and it's a picture of the can sprayed in a hole. Yeah, a lot of those life hacks are just that. I will say one that I've seen that I have used and I use continued continuously is when you get a roll of like saran

wrap or aluminum foil, there's little tabs on the sides you can poke in that lock it into place so that always slides right. And I never knew about those until I saw Tick Tock. Interesting. Maybe everyone should be in the lookout for like an actual life hack that they think is. I mean, we're past our life hack era, but maybe it's time to go back. I don't think we're ever past the life hack era.

We just haven't had one in a while. I have one I've been holding on to for weeks. I've been wanting to tell you guys Oh hell yeah, if you don't mind, I'll do it right now. Yeah, please I am as time goes on becoming less and less Satisfied with Google and Google searching between the AI overviews and Sponsored links and stuff. It's just getting annoying to find information. And I've realized that most of what I Google now is just local shit. Like when does the dry cleaner close or what's the menu for this Chinese restaurant I want to eat at tonight?

And I stumbled upon this a while back. Then I didn't realize I was doing it. Then it struck me. This is I'm using it for this purpose. This is a great life hack. I have stopped using Google then it struck me, this is, I'm using it for this purpose. This is a great life hack. I have stopped using Google for anything Austin related, and I just use Google Maps. Google Maps will give you all the same information

as a Google search, but without any sponsored links or any AI bullshit or anything. It'll tell you 99% of what you wanna know. You can even Google like lunch, and it's like, or Google Map lunch, and you're like, here's every restaurant, Here's their hours. Here's if they're busy or not right now. Here's the everything I want locally. I get from Google Maps now.

Does it even give star ratings within the app? Yes. And reviews and stuff sometimes. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, that's a great idea. That is a great hack. You'd be amazed at how much it's just local specific, but how much anytime you want to do something locally and you feel a need to go to Google or Tick Tock, just try to get the information from Google Maps. And you may be surprised at how easy it is. IP addresses are like regional, like they're within areas, right?

Like that's how they determine those. Yeah. I would. Yeah, I'd love to be able to just like turn on. You can only see the Internet within your IP address area. Like no outside news or information or I think that'd be fun. And just be like subnet only. Yeah. And I guess obviously people within your area reporting in other areas, which is the idea of like this is the perspective of those around my area. I think it's interesting.

You'd want access to Nanaimo intranet. No, I don't actually know you phrase it like that. I really don't. That's terrible. You think that's not good. Oh, yeah. It'd be boring and weird and just not not great as a whole. I have a little bit of a game. You guys want to play quick game before we wrap up. Yeah. After we play a game, I want to pitch you guys on some merch

and then we can wrap up. OK. My game is I get, you know, I'll scroll the Google News things or whatever, and I get click bait. They love to post click bait articles in those bars. And I rarely click them, but I always answer in my head what the answer would be to make myself laugh. I've actually I've read a few of these, so I have the answer. But I was going to post these.

I wanted to hear what you guys think the answer would be. First one. Is. think the answer would be okay first one is ninjas portable air fryer lets you cook field me full meals from anywhere but there's a catch this game this game is awesome this is my brain whenever I read these I just insert my own dumb thing and move on I want to hear your guys thing but I do have the answers okay I think it poisons your food like it's injecting microplastics into it yeah

like a lead contamination yeah yeah yeah it doesn't have enough battery life Battery life Needs a plug it needs a plug. Oh, I think it melts the container your food is safe I think the catch is that it's once assembled is bigger than a regular air fryer I bet the catch is it's like it but be warned the food is so good. You'll never want to eat anyway ever again. Oh Okay, what is it that the twist is is that this was written on a British website, and you can't buy it there There's no The catch is not available in this market you got away not for you fuck off Yep, mails from anywhere

Okay, the next one is but here Why Tom Cruise regrets starring in Ridley Scott's 1985 dark fantasy epic legend was that like a list 1985 dark fantasy epic legend. Was that like a list? No, not a list. He has a reason. One one reason. Why does Tom Cruise regret starring in 1985's legend?

Maybe it's the most prevalent shots of his middle tooth. Oh, man. What else came out in 1985? Could he have been in Back to the Future? Yeah, because he had to turn down something else. Yeah. Yeah. That's going to be my guess is that he could have been in Back to the Future? Yeah, because he had to turn down something else. Yeah, yeah. That's going to be my guess is that he could have been in Back to the Future. Yeah, I was going to say it led to him being cast in an interview with the vampire. He would have been he would have played Paul Atreyu or whatever in Dune.

Yeah, come a clock and got instead a tradies, not a trade. You sorry, Atreides. The reason was lack of creative control. It was the last film he said that he agreed to do despite having creative issues with it. But he just trusted the process and he would never do that again. I guess when he worked on that, he followed that up with Top Gun and he wrote, he worked on the script before agreeing to make it and said that if they didn't come to a place where they liked it, even after working on it, he would just make it and said that if they didn't come to a place where they liked it,

even after working on it, he would just back out and that they could then have a more finalized idea what that movie would be. So that's the last time he didn't have creative and some capacity. Huh? Up until Eyes Wide Shut, I assume I highly doubt that you would have much control. I think I think it would be so cool to see him give input in that movie. Here's what I think. Oh, yeah. Last one. OK.

Canadians split on handing out Halloween candy this year, and there's a pull as to why. What is the leading reason as to why Canadians are not giving out Halloween candy. Ooh, candy cane shortage. Candy can't you give it a lot of corn shortage. The peanut butter guy saying a candy cane is weird because the rise of a Canadian obesity. It's like a it's like a health thing. I'm going to say because of the American election.

Oh, I'm going to say a of the American election. Oh. I'm gonna say a Jif peanut butter. Jif peanut butter shortage. The answer is just it's too expensive. It's economy. It's economy. Don't want to spend the money on it. Andrew, this is a very good game. Yeah, it's a great game.

I'll continue to actually read these reasons. The funniest one, I think by far is you can't buy it here. That's the guy. There's one catch to this crazy new invention. The audience that we're writing this for that I'm telling you about the existence of this product can't use it. Don't even bother. Don't try. I wonder if you could put like a full English breakfast in there in raw form and fry the entire thing at once. Sounds like you have a thing to test. Yeah, luckily we can get one here. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's true.

Well, that was a fun game, but I want to hear about Jeff's merch pitches to round us out for the. Oh, right. And then maybe one little supplemental idea that I had as well. to round us out for the. Oh, right. And then maybe one little supplemental idea that I had as well. I last week, I was enamored by the idea of the idiot flag. I thought that was so fun. So I went ahead and made one just to give you. Oh, yeah. Of what it might look like. And then I thought that that was pretty cool.

But I thought maybe we if you want to class it up a little bit, we could have an idiot pin it, which I think is very nice, too. I love it. I love the idiot pennant as well. For anyone who's just listening, it just says idiot. Yeah, it just says idiot. Yeah, go to the YouTube version, I'm sure it'll be in there, but God, that idiot pennant is really, really good.

Would that be on the side of a building? Why? Or your bedroom or behind your head when you're playing video games? Wait, wait, wait, are you talking about the flag or the pennant, this the second one? The the pen pennants don't have to be very big They just go on a wall. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know wall. I'll show you right now. That would look great on a plane wing

Here Gavin I'm gonna send you a pennant I have one on my wall right now, so you can see what it looks like. Yeah, usually they're not too, too big. So that was that idea. Then this is what I've been chewing on for a while, and I thought it would be better just to present you guys with a cover of it to see what it would look like. We've been talking for a long time

about Andrew's 20,000 things. We joked around about wanting to make it a 20,000 page book on Amazon, right? Because you get paid by the page. And now we have self-published, we made Celestial Gloribosus of peace and poimels and have self-published that through Amazon Unlimited. I know the process, I know how to do it now.

I feel like that's an ability we have. What if we said fuck it and we finally got serious about it and we made this book, 20,000 Things, a regulation collection, and on one page is one of Andrew's 20,000 Things, and on the page facing it is one of us drawing it from memory. And between the five of us, we draw 20,000 things.

And it's just like a coffee table picture book. I think that's funny, but so much work. Okay, here's the thing. I think that's a lot of fun. I think it's really good. What I think you're counting on, Jeff, unfortunately, just, and this isn't you overthinking it or anything. I think you're thinking of it like he's a normal man

who listed like cat, flag, house. He listed Tony Hawk Pro Skater one, Tony Hawk Pro Skater two. And you're gonna have to draw that from memory. And I think that's gonna be really funny. And then after that, it's gonna be Tony Hawk Pro Skater two, the disc, Tony Hawk Pro Skater to the cover. Yeah, potentially.

Yeah, but we'll split it up so you're not drawing too much Tony Hawk yourself. Each person would have to draw 5,000 things. I wonder if we can get some regulation listeners to become regulation illustrators for the book. We could potentially do that too. We'd have to worry about licensing and rights and stuff and work all that out. Like hell actually. Yeah, it's the thing that happens in four years where they go, I drew this thing for the book and now I'm suing them. And it's like, why didn't we just draw

Tony Hawk American Wasteland ourselves? Exactly. Actually we could just be a little waiver, a little PDF, open it up in whatever app you prefer. You want a little preview of the last six things I've written on my list? I do, I think that's a great idea. And when was this?

Can you tell us what numbers they are? I'm not going to say numbers. I'm just going to tell you what it is. Willy Wonka. Hamroids. Tums. Stomachache. Juicy fruit.

Poisoning. This is my last six things takes on an open mic. So amazing. Now, I'm going to say, hang on my face. I was thinking of physical objects and not concepts such as poisoning or a day fatista. The concept, which is like 10 up from Willy Wonka. So we will draw one in pain. Yeah. And a sign each of us, one of those six.

Assign it right now. We'll edit out the we should have like a timer. Yeah. Hang on. I can I'll get a timer going. How long should the timer be? How long should we have? Should we just have two minutes to do this? Yeah. OK. And I'm assigning a timer going. How long should the timer be? How long should we have? Should we just have two minutes to do this? Yeah. Okay.

And I'm assigning you each one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So assign it to us, but don't start until the timer starts. And I guess I can share my screen for it if you want me to. Okay. Okay, Andrew, who is doing what? Let's do Eric, you're doing poisoning.

Okay. Gavin, you're doing juicy fruit. Jeff, you're doing stomach ache. Okay. Nick, you're doing tums. And what are you doing? Oh, sweet. I didn't know I was doing one of these.

There's five of us, we're all doing one. How do I, what do I use to do this? I'm using jPaint.app. Okay. Guys, let me know when you're ready and then we will have two minutes. I have a timer that I'm sharing my screen on right now. So everyone keep an eye on it.

I will be doing a hammeroids, I guess, based on the order. Is that right? Yeah, it's unfortunate. I didn't realize that's part of this. I thought you guys were just doing it. Okay. We were all, I thought the whole thing was that we were all gonna do.

No, no, yeah, you clearly, like, 100%, I'm not saying you didn't describe it. I was just taking it back by my list. I was reading it and going through some of the more recent things. Okay. Check this out. Okay, are you guys ready? Yes. I'm ready.

Okay, here we go. In. Are you guys ready? Yeah. I'm ready. Okay. Here we go. In three, two, one, start. Okay. All right. Who will be going first?

Um, I'm shit. I can go first if you want. Great. Go for it. Gavin, what was your, what was your thing? Juicy fruit. Okay. Juicy fruit.

And Gavin, show us juicy fruit. Oh, that's great. Oh, no. That belongs in a book. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's what I'm talking about. So it looks it's like a canister, like a fruit juice dispenser. Yeah.

Fruit in it. A fruit crushing machine. Or gum. Yeah, we wrote or gum. Or gum. Or gum. Or gum. Or gum.

Or gum. Or gum. Or gum. Or gum. Or gum. Or gum. Or gum. Yeah. Fruit in it. Yeah. A fruit crushing machine. Or gum. Yeah. He wrote or gum below. You got a green apple in there.

I could fill the lemon and the and the orange, but then it wouldn't let me fill anymore. Oh, that's I will. I will say this. I'm not feeling seeing Gavin's makes me feel even worse about mine. So let's do somebody else. Let's make me feel a little bit better Okay, what was your concept Nick? Oh? No, that's great. That's really great Nick. That's great. That's yeah, so good. It's like a sack of Tums. Yeah perfect Yeah, one of the Tums is hollow. Yeah, yeah it that one fell apart in the box Yeah, it that one fell apart in the box. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That makes sense. I got I got poisoning, which, again, is difficult for me to understand as a concept of how like, but I just I had to go with poison. Oh, very good. But here's that looks great. Thank you. Thank you so much. Yeah. What what I'd like to do is figure out a way to turn it sideways Like if I could rotate it, I feel like that would because then it's like oh the poison is being dumped

But I don't know how oh actually wait. Oh my god, oh boys guys guys the concept of Active poison active poisoning It's coming. It's coming out at you active poisoning is occurring so it is like a squeeze ball of Squeeze bottle with X's and a skull and green on the bottom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks like poison to me.

Looks like poison. Jeff, what do you got? I got stomach ache. Now I would say, I will say I would like to have made my line a little thicker, but I didn't have the time to understand the program. So I have a man, he's going, ah, and he's clearly holding his tummy with his hands and there's stink lines all over to illustrate the stress that he's feeling in his stomach region I think that is great. Thank you. He's got a he's got a camel toe as well for so yeah

Good for him. Oh my god, uh Okay. Well, I would like to note that I did not use a mouse. I used a track pad, which made this what I don't have. I have a mouse on my laptop. But you have a you have a separate keyboard for your laptop, but you don't have a mouse. Well, the the keyboard is built into the laptop. My other keyboard is connected to my other Mac that is next to my mouse. Is with that Mac.

Uh, so I had to do hemorrhoid using a trackpad. Oh, no. So this is Hemi. There's a little bit of a drop off at the trackpad. There we go. So. So that, as Jeff said, not familiar with the app. So there was some panicking and thickness and trying to make a certain shade.

There also wasn't necessarily a good flesh color of the default wheel. And I couldn't figure out how to open the range of colors. So we went with what was available. That looks more like a juicy fruit than mine. It is clearly a butt as the word in the arrow pointing to it indicates. I did not know what shade to do for a butthole, so I made it black. I also didn't know what to do for a hemorrhoid. I assume it's the same color as the butt.

But then how do you represent? It should probably be a slightly different shade. So I went with red. Yeah, I think that's good. It's inflamed typically. Yeah. Yeah. It's an angry black for a ball. Real grumpy. Yeah, I didn't know what else to's inflamed typically. Yeah, yeah, it's an angry black for a bottle real grumpy Yeah, I didn't know what else to do. What color is a butthole? Pinkish brown brownish pink. I only had like bright scary confusing program. He'd never used before in his

defense I'm right there with him Well, we are now I mean boys. We only have to only have to do 19,995 more drawings, right? Yeah, essentially. Perfect. I mean, we're just- I like that they're all related. You can tell a story with these. It's like he poisoned himself with juicy fruits and had a stomach ache.

So he took some tubs. It's like, were you just having a problem that day? While you were watching Willy Wonka? I don't know how I got there. A lot of it, it doesn't. It's. Can I? I'm not saying this is a book we'll get done tomorrow. He's not even close to his 20,000 things. I'm just saying that while he's working on it in the background,

we could all also be working out in the background. And then when it's done, we could have a magnum opus to sell that I think would it would in delight not only the lover of word but also of picture we also have some patreon members who have contributed right that's true yep that's true that's accurate this is fun yes great idea Jeff. We did it. Hell of an episode boys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you Jeff wrap it up for us. Yeah, I would I had another thing I wanted to get pitch you guys for but I guess we'll do it next week Just don't don't let me forget to pitch you guys on a new supplemental game idea. I have for us

So I'll be a lot of fun You audience you'll have to come back next week to find out what we're talking about. They don't know either I'm the only one that knows a lot of pressure on me if this is a mediocre idea or a bad idea And I've left it off on a cliffhanger Just gonna look like a real dickhead but it's a good idea if it's an awesome idea, then I look prescient like a Don't know like in the science fiction way. We'll see you next week Regulatrion.com is the website to answer any and all questions

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