F**kface - Gavin Tries the Breadclip // Opening the F**kface Vault [110]

Episode Date: July 6, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin doing the breadclip, Jake's tums/tooms vs Rolaid/Rolex, Papa John's Branston pickle pizza, Geoff's pool hole, bean hole video, Whippersnapper, Andrew learns about the royals, Shaq's wal mart purchase, basketball, and uneventful lives. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail] Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 + code face16), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and Shopify (http://shopify.com/face). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and now I've lost the bread. It's very small. It's a very small thing. I keep losing it. losing it i got it to no i didn't throw it away eric asked did i throw it away i didn't throw it away i tightly wound up a bag that had two bagels in it and i was like this could hold it and i got it to the point where it did prevent it from opening the bag then i took a bagel out and i on my desk, and then I moved it somewhere from that... It's somewhere on my desk, I think, but it's very small.

You binned it, didn't you? It's tough to find. I definitely did not bin it. Well, I've got the bread clip here. What episode is this, by the way? All right, hold on a second, and I'll do that. Hello, and welcome to the 110th episode of the F*** Face Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey. To the 110th episode of the F*** Face Podcast.

My name is Geoff Ramsey. With me, as always, Andrew Panton and Gavin Free. One's from England, one's from Canada. Doesn't matter which. I'm from America. And Gavin, you're going to try and experiment. I think I was supposed to do this in 108. And I forgot.

But I now have the bread clip and some bread. First off, how does it feel? Like, let's give it- give it- give us some, uh, some audio texture. How does it feel in your hand? What is it? Sturdy? Do you like the magnet? Well, the first thing I've noticed is that it's made of metal, but that bit isn't magnetic. It has a separate magnet on it. It's got a little magnet on it. Sort of defeats the whole purpose, in a way, but alright. Uh, got some bread. Gonna try it now. Because in my head, this

was, there's no way I wasn't gonna get this on here. But here we go, let's try. Yeah, no, I was the same and then I got a loaf and it's really difficult. You need to really wind it tight. You need to make the top narrow and you need to slide it up. There's no putting it through the front. You gotta slide it in the hole. It's a slide mechanism. What, slide mechanism what will wait is it a

full loaf of bread that you're trying to do how much bread is in this bag I'm just good I'm not using the bread bit the bag what do you mean what is it just an empty bag no it's got like the nubs on the end you just fucking it was will wait that's what I'm asking I'm asking how much of the loaf is in the bag. Probably three slices. Why does it matter? I'm- I'm further up the bag, Andrew. I'm at the neck! It's a weight differential for the bag and the maneuverability of it. It's a full loaf. You don't have the same maneuverability of the bag.

I've done this before. Have you done this, Geoff? Have you tried this? Yes. Yes. Okay. Well, I didn't know that, okay? I tried it first. I hold back my position. Well, I didn't know that, okay? I tried it first. I don't even remember that. But the bagels worked because there was less volume, I'd say, in the bag itself.

It allowed more manipulation and flattening of the bag to get it through. This blows. Yeah, this is very... Listen, it's a prototype. It's early. It's version one. Things that we solved. A, it's pretty. It's very aesthetic. It's a early, it's version one. Things that we solved. A, it's pretty.

It's very aesthetic. It's a beautiful sky blue. It's got a cool date on it. Says our name. That's cool. Nailed it. Out of the park. First try right there.

Got it. It's got a magnet on it. Sticks to metal stuff. Boom. Nailed that. Feels sturdy. Nailed it. Doesn't bend.

Absolutely nailed that. Unfortunately, that's where it. Doesn't bend. Absolutely nailed that. Unfortunately, that's where it starts to fall apart. Turns out, should have bent a little bit. No worries. We'll work on that for revision two. What you have right now, though, in version one, is a great commemorative bread clip. Much like when people buy commemorative spoons and thimbles,

they don't really use them to sew and eat soup. They hang them on the wall. God, my mouth. I just fucking this. You're struggling. Yeah, it's just like I feel like my mouth's full of saliva all the time. OK, so I ripped the bag and the magnet flew off and the magnet's gone. I've just got the the blue bit.

It's tough. It's tough. I'm going to put it on a chain and wear it. I think that's how I'm going to use it. Well, I think what you could do, honestly, you put it on a chain, and then you have a singular bagel in a bag, and you run that through the hole, and then you have the bagel supporting the bag.

So it's like a double chain situation. That would be the look. Have one slice of bread in a bag being held up by your chain. Just in case. You never know when you could use a slice bread in a bag being held up by your chain. Just in case. You never know when you could use a slice. Or a bagel. I wonder how many of these we bought.

I have no idea how many the store has. Are people buying it? I don't think it's available yet. I mean, they probably are. They're definitely out by the time people hear this. But not when we're recording this. Can I give an important update i meant to give last time that is brought it is genuine the joy doesn't end it just keeps on going with the whole jake tombs

tom's thing yeah so i recorded a thing and i need to like edit it down and chop it a little bit of him learning because after we recorded i talked to him in a group and he he learned that he's been saying tom's wrong his entire life and he was not happy about it and it was a big discussion of like we are sacrificing the fact that we can hear him say tombs and it is fucking hilarious every time he says it um so there's sort of a sense of loss the fact that we we had lost tombs i'm i'm not exaggerating the exact same night he was we're talking he's like you know what's funny is i don't even typically use like Tom's that type of thing. And I'm more like I'm in the Rolaids camp, you know, Rolaids like the watch.

And there was a pause, a long, silent pause. And they're like, excuse me. He said, Rolaids like the watch. And we're like, is that on the packaging? Did you come up with that? And he said, no, this is a it's a jake original for you and he genuinely we lost tom's and tombs jake thinks rolexes are called rolades and it's been the new thing that has taken the last week he went to a wedding and i was like oh you see anybody open any gifts and he's like no i didn't see it i was like

oh so you didn't see anyone get a rolade and he said nope didn't see it i was like does your dad have a roll aid jake he's like i don't know he might i'm not sure he genuinely thinks this so it's just an endless treasure cove of of words that are slightly wrong i mean at least with tombs you could have just misread the word yeah how do you get roll aid i have no idea and i'm not he's not doing a bit he just genuinely thinks that roll aids is rolex and it's great it's been getting him and it's so much easier to prompt him to do the roll aid rolex thing it's fantastic oh gavin just posted a photo that looks ridiculous that looks good i think that looks good i like that i think that's i think that's going on that's fashion right there i'm a chain guy what is the thing

on your is that the skateboard from tony hawk ride what is that thing on your floor is that a oh it's just something to no it's just something to stand on like a little rocker when the desk is in stand mode well you have a thing you have a thing to stand on when it you're standing for your desk yeah i just came with a desk i don't know why i don't know if it's good for you or anything oh i just stand on it and it's like a you balance i don't know i feel like that defeats the purpose of the standing i'm still standing i'm just standing on something that's not the floor. Yeah, but I feel like the whole thing of you stand

because you don't want to sit and you're avoiding a mechanism. It would defeat the purpose of the standing desk if I raised it as high as it could go and then sat in a lifeguard chair. I think that would be pointless,

but I think this is tough. You're just getting a good view. You're making sure nobody's sneaking up on you. No snake is going to get you in the lifeguard chair. That's a real throwback. It are you gonna wear that like is that is this genuinely part of your wardrobe now can people i mean i'm wearing it now i don't know how long it'll stay on i typically find it really annoying to wear

jewelry even a watch is annoying what is there any exception to your jewelry i mean i'd wear a roll aid but that's about it yeah roll aid i looked i googled to see if there's maybe a like a commemorative roll aids watch or something they never made that it doesn't that's tragic oh i'd love to to get jake a roll aids watch did you see what papa john's did eric and gavin i was gonna say i'm so used to talking like dumb food shit with Eric I instinctually said somebody sent this to me right before we recorded it's a fucking

monstrosity maybe you'll defend it I fucking hate it Papa John's is doing a Branston pickling cheese stuffed crust in the US no I'm assuming this is in Europe and the fucking you think in the US you think they're fucking brave enough to do that In the US? No, I'm assuming this is in Europe.

You think in the US? You think they're fucking brave enough to do that in the US? Also, I need to clarify, is Papa John's in Europe, or is it just coincidentally another pizza chain named Papa John's that has nothing to do after Dennis the Menace? I don't know what to believe. Is that the same logo? Not really. Dude dude branston's been around for a hundred years look has it what's this is 20 1922 fucking gross it's terrible is it

to celebrate the hundredth century of branston pickle i love the idea that papa john was the one that was like we need to i need I need to eat this. That sounds absolutely phenomenal. I would... Horrible. Wow. Papa John's is everywhere. That doesn't surprise me. Isn't...

Is Shaq Papa John now? Because Papa John sucked and got kicked out of Papa John's. Yeah, I think he's on the board or something, right? He's like a bunch of chain restaurants, I believe, of theirs. Yeah. He's a savvy businessman, chain restaurants, I believe, of theirs. Yeah. He's a savvy businessman, Shaquille O'Neal.

I've never looked at a crust and thought, this needs pickle. Like, it's just such a terrible... But it's not pickle. It's fucking onion, right? No, it's... Isn't it pickle? I mean, I've...

It's mainly pickled onion. Well, I mean, you read the ingredients. It was like a bunch of different stuff. I don't even remember. I just remember not liking it. Oh, I think we should read the ingredients. It was like a bunch of different stuff. I don't even remember. I just remember not liking it. Oh, I think we should get we should try and get you some of that. And I want some, too. Howard, I don't think there's any way to get it.

I assume it's only in Europe. Well, let's Google. I mean, pizza travels well, but I don't know if it travels that well. We need someone to just take it on a plane. Illegally. You know, like in movies where, like, they tape the drugs or the money to them for like walking across it's just pizza boxes yeah why is that available they also make branson pickle cheese sticks oh i'm just imagining somebody walking through the airport looking

like a fucking roblox character with like the boxes on each corner of them just a big blocky try to be stealthy what's this limited edition cheese sticks that's the same thing yeah it looks like it's only in the uk it's terrible i'm gonna have to make a trip yeah terrible anyone want to come no well no i thought for any reason no the answer is no you will not set foot in the United Kingdom until... Until after November. There's an order. There's a wait list. I didn't go to Vegas.

That was all. I was just kidding. That was a joke. I'm not in Vegas right now. Remember that? I was going to be in Vegas. That was a whole big hole. Hee-haw.

Just kidding. Oh, man. I can't believe you wouldn't go to England with me. I would after November. I think that's pretty clear. So if an opportunity came up after the Branson Pickle and Cheese, once it's long gone, I'll gladly do an England trip with you. I just don't want to set foot.

Well, I don't want to be in the same place that there is a pickled crust. Sounds dangerous. How do you make a... Yeah, Sounds dangerous. We could make, how do you make a, yeah, we could make this. No, we can't. No, we can't. No, we can't.

We can't and we don't want to. We could. We could. It's possible. How would we make this? Have you ever made a crust in your life? No, I assume it's just rolling cheese into it, right? Yeah.

Okay. Folding some cheese in? I guarantee you we could make this and it'd be perfect for F*** Face Cooks the Food, the cookbook that we have never made.

That's true. I think what we'll need is someone in England, if this is still on, someone just to rip the crust open and just give me a reference photo

and then I'll try and make it. That's a great idea. I'd love to see that. I want to see your interpretation of it. And then I would go to Austin to eat it to eat it well oh my god gavin gavin this is the pizza you can cook in my pizza oven in my backyard so i can demo it oh it's the circle oh my god thank christ this weekend emily was like is gavin gonna make a fucking pizza or what and i was like i

don't know i don't think so she goes I'm paying to have this thing torn down like tomorrow until we make that pizza alright so that's it after you make the Branston pickle stuffed crust pizza we're ripping that thing down so we can put a pool in pulling the pizza out and then the sledgehammers immediately start working

oh that's perfect I think you should keep that but I'm not gonna though that's perfect dude that's perfect. I think you should keep that. But I'm not gonna, though. But that's perfect, dude. That's super exciting. In three years, I've made zero pizzas. Since we had the discussion in my backyard of you making a pizza in that thing,

we've made zero pizzas. It clearly doesn't get used. However, this is a perfect way to use it i could not be more excited i would argue that you can go to a place to swim you can't go to a place to make a pizza i think the pizza ovens significantly more valuable an authentic pizza oven experience obviously people have ovens ovens can work but i'm saying like an authentic pizza oven experience you can't just walk up and use that. I mean, I could just go to there's like five wood-fired oven pizza restaurants

like five blocks from me. Yeah, but you're not using it. What's it in the way of though? What's it in the way of? It takes up a lot of fucking space. What are you going to put there? Like a chair? You got chairs. I'm going to put a pool there. Right there where the pizza thing is? Part of it, it yeah but the

pool cut into it a little bit yeah probably i would rework the shape of the pool also we fucking tried to dig in your backyard before we know what it's like you're not gonna dig a pool there you can get three feet there's no fucking way i like andrew throws himself in this we tried to dig a hole look we are not gonna be digging a pool the dude with a crane is going to dig and a fucking earth mover is going to be digging the pool hole it's not going to be us with shovels out there you're going to get a four foot pool and one foot of it will be below ground the rest will be sticking out that's all yep if also if you get a fucking crane to dig up your yard you better fucking try to cook beans in that hole. You better make a real goddamn hole with that bean.

I don't want any goddamn excuses of Gavin with a hammer. Also, I don't think we ever released that video. I don't know if we ever will, but what a fucking- This may be my favorite video that has ever come out of this show. That and baseballs. What's that, the bean hole? Yeah, I don't think the bean hole video ever got released. I could be wrong.

Are you serious? No, it's never come out. I put them in the folder like two months ago. Really? I was like, hey, I've got these videos done. Let me know if you want any changes. Wait, because the full baseball video never came out either. Did you do that as well? Oh, no, it didn't. Why do I do it?

Why do I do this work? Wait, they're available? I've been waiting. I've been waiting for you to be done. Yeah, me too. I didn't know they were done. I put it in Slack ages ago. I've never seen any of them. I'd love to. Gavin's overkill achievement came out, and then before that, it was Jeff at the plate real, and then Jeff at the plate.

I went my dick off on those. I'm so excited to see them. You didn't tell anyone. Yeah, this is going to be really exciting. Where can we find them? I thought they were out. Are you serious? I put them in the Slack, you idiots.

When did you put them in the Slack? There's no way you put them in the Slack. How did we not? I don't remember you saying, these are done like I went to the Google Drive folder And I was like god this one needs music anyone buddy notes. No. I didn't what are you talking about? Is that you saying this is done or? Yeah, like watch the thing I've edited it. Where is it? I'd love to see it You're a fool. You're a bunch of fools! No!

I don't... If it was just me... You should have put three different edits out the door in the same week, no one's even watching! I'll be honest, I was under the impression you just got too busy to deal with it. You had slow-mo guy stuff and you just like forgot about it. And I was like, it's not a big deal, right? We already got content out of it, so I was like, it's no big deal.

Now it's a really odd amount of time I wish you would have what I don't know that you did I really go up where where maybe it was when I maybe it was one of the times I quit face well I searched you said any notes on baseballs I think it should probably have some background music. And then you didn't. And then that was it. Oh, sorry. Do I need to do more than that?

I said, does anyone have any notes on baseballs? Silence. And then nothing. Why did I bother? Right. But I didn't know it was done. What do you want from me? I'm very excited to watch this.

I want you to say this is done. When was that posted? Like May 3rd. Oh, God! This is a weird... Now, I know you're annoyed, and you have every right to be, but we all missed it because we thought we were being courteous

to you. This was missed with the best intent. I thought you were just super busy. I thought you were super busy and that you just hadn't got around to it, and I wasn't going to be like, where the fuck are these videos that you said you would do? Like, I was just. So no one's bugging me about it because you think I'm busy. I've already posted them and I'm thinking, oh, I guess nobody.

I guess they've gone off or nobody had any notes. We're being respectful of your time. I will say I can't find I'm looking and I can't find the beanhole one completed, but I don't know if that was completed or not. Again, if it was done. Is that not in the same folder? I just have the direct link to the video. I don't have the link to the folder. Yeah, it's just a link to a baseball.

That might be on you. That part. That one might be on me. I mean, they're both in there. Okay, but again, I don't have, I'm not sure, like, I don't have the folder. Okay, so I messed up that one. I assumed I'd link to the folder. I just linked to one video in the folder.

Okay, I'll take the blame for Beanhole not coming out. Oh, man. It's down two. It's right next to the other one. From May 3rd. When does this come out? What day does this come out? Because we can upload these when this airs.'m excited can I see beanhole this comes out the

The week of the 6th of July 6th, so July 6 this will become public on our YouTube channel These will be posted these have been in the spot a vault unknowingly We're opening the vault has over you incredible We're opening the face vault to bring you incredible content. This podcast is such a piece of shit. We need money and people, and it doesn't work without it. Here's what I'll say. No one from the audience has asked about these videos, so they may not even want them. No, they definitely...

I want them. I feel like... I want them. I feel like I haven't seen anything about them. I just assumed they came out and everyone was like How do I see the how do I see the beanhole? Yeah? Where's the beanhole video? I'm not logged in on the I have to send you the because I can't I can't I can't like back out of this video. Yeah, like up the no

I just asked me how else I want to open this so yeah, okay? I'm so happy taking the blame on beanhole, but I I did put Baseballs up over to but you put baseballs up over two months ago. But you put baseballs up unfinished. It's done. I just wanted to know if you think I should have music on it or not. Right, but I didn't know it was done. You're asking for notes.

We didn't give notes, but you didn't say, okay, nevermind then, it's done. I have to say, okay, I have to say I need notes. By the way, it's done. What do you mean? That means-

What do I mean? You asked for notes and then didn't say anything else about it ever. So I didn't know it was done. Sorry, next time I ask for notes, I'll say something immediately after. What do you mean? I mean, it's Gavin. Gavin. Gavin.

Gavin, we gave you a month to let us know it was done. And you just never kind of got back around to it, man. I want it on the record, Gavin. I'm on your side on this. I'm with you. I just missed it. record, Gavin. I'm on your side on this. I'm with you. I just missed it. Everyone ignored me. I don't know how.

I didn't know it was there. I just somehow missed that message. I don't want to be on either side, but I will say, I think that Eric brings up a point. If you present it as, does this need background music? It probably does.

Do you think you could throw some in? It sounds like it's not done. Can you paste what I wrote, Eric? Yes, it is right here. This is from... Okay, so this is from Wednesday, May the 4th, and it is... Oh, can you bleep the f*** faces

too while you're at it? Oh! So it's not done. It doesn't seem like it's done. This was... Gavin posted a link to the Google Drive where baseballs lives. On which day? Any notes, excuse me.

Any notes on baseballs? I think it should probably have some background music and I still need to bleep the faces. There's no indication that this is complete. It's in. I'm just doing finishing touches stuff. Any notes before I exploit for the final time? So we don't have the final export is what you're telling me.

Why would you have the final export? Why would you give notes on the one that's being uploaded? What are you talking about? I'm just saying we don't have it. Oh, I'm just saying we don't have it. I'm not saying we're losers or whatever. So where's the final version? Yeah, because I don't have that. I'm not saying, you know, we're at a lose or whatever. So where's the final version? Yeah, because I don't have that.

I've never seen the final version. How do we get access to the final version? I'm sorry. I thought this was a collaborative process. I thought that if you wanted changes or if suddenly Jeff was like, oh, it shouldn't be this long, I thought I'd probably still cut it down. Before I waste time timing it to music, bleeping words that aren't going to be in it, I thought maybe that was a good time to get some feedback

I apologize. I was clearly wrong Let's just sit there in silence for six weeks and I'll just shove both thumbs up my ass. How about that? I need to be I genuinely am so sad. I didn't see that. I'm really sorry I missed it cuz I would have loved I would have given any note I would have given so many notes. I would have been been the notiest note person of all time if i saw that video dude i'm so sad i missed it i'll be honest it's a very jeff move to uh look at a video that's been uploaded and be like wow why is that 16 minutes it should have been four i absolutely now i will say i absolutely agree with you on that yes what did i have standards you have standards after it's done

you don't have time before it's done if i listen okay i very rarely i very rarely have time to give notes uh and i trust you guys until after where you're more than happy to what are you talking about what am i doing that we need to factor in how contentious baseballs was for a time. Jeff almost quit this podcast because we posted a photo of him missing baseballs. It was very close. Yeah, at least even though this one didn't come out, the other three about baseballs came out.

So I think they'd be more than happy to watch this. I'll be honest with you, Gav. It totally sounds like we dropped the ball on responding to you in all seriousness we should have either said no it's good to go go for it or i don't have time to i'm not gonna watch this i can't be bothered export it or whatever response you got no response so that is on us but but in our defense i will say there were 3 000 fucking baseball videos all at once and i just missed this one but i saw all the other ones it's the one that took like seven hours to edit um so sorry that's right that's right I don't to be honest I don't know why

I thought it would have went up I clearly hadn't bleeped yeah I did honestly just the silence of it I just thought oh something's happened with it I thought there's no way it just sat there in the slack unattended I'm so glad we decided to record two of these today. Like how long this could have went. I'm so excited to watch the beanhole video. I cannot wait. Yeah, I've never seen it. I can't wait to get the link to it. Yeah, I would say a little peer behind the veil

for the audience. There was a discussion. We recorded 109 and 110 back to back today because Eric and I have to go out of town for VidCon next week. And so there was some discussion about whether we had enough material for a second episode today. And I think we were all kind of on the fence on it.

If we had decided not to do this, it might have been another six months before we found out about these videos coming out. Thank God. It probably would have been when we did the second, like the next set of baseballs, it probably would have come up again of like, oh, it's too bad that we never got that video. This could be weeks from now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Talking about the immense pizza oven follow-up to a video that didn't come out. That's true. Nobody's ever seen the, well, audience, I apologize. In one of the videos we have a whole conversation about how Gavin's going to cook a pizza in my pizza oven. I guess you haven't seen that. Jeff, you need to

save part of your destroyed pizza oven for the museum. Oh, 100%. Because it's part of the lore. If it cooks the pizza, you gotta save a chunk of it. Yeah, absolutely. It's very important. I'll do that. It's a pizza wall. Gav, how are you doing, man? I just remember how busy April and May were.

I'm trying to squeeze those in for no reason. Hey, real fast. Gavron, real fast. Can I ask you a question? Which socks are you wearing today? What color? I'm wearing the old style. Oh.

Okay. Oh. That is funny. Oh. That's actually... I'm not even mad. I'm not even mad. I'm not even mad because it became content on this one. But that is mind-blowing.

Do you know why it happened, honestly? It wasn't like it was sent to one person. There's like 10 people in that slack. It happened because we have so many things going on. F***face is just like, it's just like a minefield of bits that we're dancing around. Like, we were probably seven bits further by the time that, you know what I mean? It's unfortunate. That's so funny.

But it's so awesome that we found out. And we get to release these videos now. I don't think we need to. No one in the audience. No, we do. No one in the audience is even missing it. we found out and we get to release these videos now i don't think we need to no we need to no i don't think the audience knew they were missing them we talked about didn't we talk about how there were so many baseball videos coming out i've got like my super cut coming i don't think anyone cared no i care i think they probably anticipating this for weeks they probably just saw the two baseball videos that were already out

and thought that that's what you meant. Oh, I'm so excited. And then we're putting out stuff like the overkill. Oh, God. All right. We'll get them out. We'll get them out. Yeah, I can't wait.

Oh, man. I wish I had that mechanism internally that allowed me to feel empathy for you in this moment because I think I would. I certainly do. I can see why I would. I don't, clearly. But I kind of wish I did.

I wish I felt bad for you right now because it seems like you're probably upset. I can imagine how annoying and frustrating that would be. If it was week off, I guess I've forgotten mostly of how busy all that time be. If it was week off, I guess I've forgotten mostly of how busy all that time was. If it was closer to it, I'd probably be more annoyed.

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the branch at past gavin and framed me so i have a question why is future gavin trying to frame current jeff what is future you have against me because he fucking ignored his feedback on the baseball video is this yeah if i'd have just heard and that's for the baseballs after i got hit that would have been confusing yeah i wonder why i must have needed to move or maybe uh maybe i was about to get sunburned or something maybe you were either saving your life but i don't know why i'm getting the heat for it like it like it was me because i clearly didn't do it. I don't think there's any way I could have known you would take the heat for it, though. I mean, you knew everything.

You're in the future. That's true. Does that mean it happened before this episode, though, or after? Do you have the power to time travel currently? That's a good point. It has to be after, doesn't it? Yeah. Unless you just let something slip.

That means. Okay. So it's going to have to be pretty soon though, because I don't know whether I'm going to be able to climb trees for that much. I'm not going to be coming back in my seventies and do it. Am I? I was thinking about like old people things.

Have you ever heard a whippersnapper? Like unironically in the wild? I don't think I've ever heard. Really? Yeah. I'd love to be called a whippersnapper like unironically in the wild i don't think i've ever heard really yeah i'd love to be called a whippersnapper what was the context i mean people used to say dude i'm so old like i grew up in this like the late late 70s and early 80s people said shit old people in alabama said shit like that all the time really sport and chief and champ and whippersnapper yeah all that oh it'd be great i'd love to i don't think there's any i guess it's an insult i think if i was going to be called an insult that's

probably number one on my big board i don't think i've ever been called a whippersnapper i don't think it's an insult i think it's more of like uh just a terminology for like a rambunctious kids like oh you whippersnappers yeah you little but i feel like it's typically used in the context of i'm sick of this kid this asshole i feel like my experience negative connotation really interesting my perception of whippersnapper is totally off is it is there an age limit when do you exceed the line of whippersnapper uh when do you age out of whippersnapper but like is that is sooner than aging out of climbing trees i think I was trying to figure out, is it dependent on the person saying it or is there a clear line?

Like if they're a hundred, does the bar move? Cause I would say if somebody who's like 70, they're probably maybe like 11 or 12, I'd assume is the cutoff. If they're like a hundred, I feel like it would be appropriate for them to call a 20-year-old a whippersnapper.

I bet a 100-year-old person has called a 70-year-old a whippersnapper. Probably. I bet that's happened. Yeah, I think that's happened. Well, I will say, Andrew, I think you are more right than I was. I don't ever remember being used derogatorily,

but Dictionary Kid says that Whippersnapper is a young, impertinent, and irritatingly overconfident person. So I guess it is negative. Yeah, well, I always feel like these damn Whippersnappers, like the cliche. I guess I've only heard it ironically. That's what I mean, but even in the ironic context, I feel like it's aimed at somebody

who's doing something against the person saying it. Do you see that picture recently of the queen coming out on her balcony, stood next to Prince Charles? It's basically an old woman stood next to an old man. No. But one's like her, it's her kid. But I bet she could call him a whippersnapper.

Gavin, I don't know if this is, this is like a not British DNA thing. I don't think I've ever just come across a photo of the Queen, ever. Me and seeing the Queen never comes into play. It was in the news. It was a big jubilee. Yeah, it was the Platinum Jubilee. I don't know.

You don't know about the Platinum Jubilee? I'm more Platinum Games. I don't know of Platinum Jubilee. This year was the 70th anniversary of her reign I'm more Platinum Games. I don't know of Platinum Jubilee. It's the 70th. This year was the 70th anniversary of her reign as monarch. That's right, right, Gavin? I'm not getting this wrong.

Yeah. I mean, complete respect to her. You couldn't measure how insignificant that is to me. Fuck it. I couldn't care less. Who cares? I think she's the second longest living monarch. I couldn't care less.

Well, I mean, you don't have to... I'm just saying. It was in the damn news. It's not in my world. I didn't see that news. That's not... Come across my feet. Oh, shit.

What the... Aren't you part of England or something? I saw her with Paddington Bear. That was cool. She's on your money. Yeah. Aren't you guys... Aren't you British?

Yeah, but I don't i don't use all right you see that picture oh what a cute photo that is a nice photo all right the guy on the left that's a kid so and the guy to her right well he murdered his wife right didn't he kill his wife that's prince william on the right her right not my right the kid no no not the kid her son who is he Charles

didn't Charles kill Diana isn't that a thing I thought he killed her I'm sorry she died running from paparazzi in a tunnel with Dodi Fayed I feel like there I feel like I've heard that he killed her She died running from paparazzi in a tunnel with Dodi Fayed. I feel like I've heard that he killed her. Dude, there is a conspiracy theory for every celebrity death ever made,

but that's not a large one, I don't think. Okay. Yeah, that guy, Charles is her son, so the picture's left. Yeah, her right. Yeah, that's Charles and Camilla. Yeah. Didn't he cheat on Diana with Camilla? Yes.

Okay, so that's right. I know something. I mean, why do you just start saying allegedly every time you put him out for the moment? Well, I'm asking questions. I'm literally, I'm not saying these as facts. I phrase both of these as questions. I feel like I need to step in and say this before you go too far down this road, Andrew.

Just so you know, Gavin knows next to nothing about England. So his English knowledge is brutally limited. I've learned over the years. Just take some of the stuff he says with a grain of salt. Ask me a question, Andrew.

I don't even know what to ask. Are those William's kids? I think that's William to the left, right? That's William and, uh, Kate. Yep.

Um, uh, I keep wanting to say McKinnon, but it's definitely not Kate McKinnon. Middleton. I don't. Middleton. Yeah.

Okay. Those are their, their kids. And she, you're thinking, you're saying that she could refer to those kids as whippersnappers. What? She could refer to her son,

who's next to her, who's 70 years old as a whippersnapper. The queen could call Charles a whippersnapper. Got it. It's like an ironic... Understood. Understood. I don't know anything about the royal family.

They're not part of my world. How does Jeff know more about it than you, though? You're from Canada. It's not part of my world. It's the Commonwealth. I don it than you though you're from Canada it's not part of my it's not part of my world it's the Commonwealth I don't know what to tell you I don't think about them at all

it's literally more part of your world than mine I just know about shit because well A I was in London like a month ago and they were setting up

for the Platinum Jubilee but B I just pay attention to the world and what's happening in it I guess my world doesn't contain the royal family.

It literally does, though. You're a part of the British Commonwealth. Yeah, but it's not in my peripheral. Like, I get what you're saying. It's in your wallet. No, I don't have any cash on me. Okay. All right.

Andrew's heavily invested in altcoin. He pays for everything with Dogecoin. No, I'm not. Absolutely not. I could tell you about bayonetta platinum games i know a lot about platinum games platinum bayonetta 2 okay near automata near automata is that how you say that one they make great games i just don't know anything about platinum jubilee is that just a title that she got for raining so long or what is

well platinum is just like a you know how you like people have wedding anniversaries and stuff like a i see golden anniversary yeah usually different decades do you think the queen ever used her gold-plated wii there's some video game company that there was some other anniversary of hers they said oh yeah we you think she ever got that hmm do you think the queen has ever played wee bowling? Uh, I feel like absolutely. But she gave it a go.

I bet there is a, there is like a whole wing of Buckingham palace where dignitaries and foreign leaders and Kings and Queens and other monarchies have given gifts to the royal family that just get chuckeded and like throw it in that room they get so much of it I'm sure she doesn't see 90% of it yeah I don't think she I said I think she needs any more gold so she probably didn't even yeah so

is it Nintendo or like another company just did that I think a different company did that I don't think it was Nintendo I think they were like trying to promote their game I don't remember what it was for $250,000 Wii or something Jesus so would you say that the queen has more or less gifts than prices right winners have prizes if you're gonna measure those against each other more way more way more yeah okay and she does she doesn't have to pay all the tax on it. I bet the queen could have a tag sale

at Buckingham Palace that would blow you away. You think the queen would be interested in a metal bread clip? She might. I don't know. I just watched Martha Stewart's... Let's make a gold bread clip. I just watched Martha Stewart's

great American yard sale or whatever. I don't know why the queen wouldn't do it. Martha Stewart is the closest thing to American royalty we have. What was she getting rid of? Dude, she got rid of so much stuff. She got rid of like a lot of different cutlery. She got rid of some really old knives.

She got rid of a bunch of like really pretty plates and furniture, like chest of drawers. And I don't know, you watch it. It's on Hulu. I watched the whole thing. So that came from whippersnappers, huh? I guess. What a fucking...

Do you think... This is another thought I had recently. Uh-oh. Do you think anyone has stolen the equivalent of, like, what somebody has made in Ocean's Eleven in small goods? Like, what's the most value amount somebody has stolen? Like, I don't know, like going into Walmart and stealing an apple. Scrumping an apple or like a chocolate bar or something insignificant,

something very cheap. Low value but extreme quantities. Low value but extreme quantities. Has somebody gotten like what would be the equivalent of a cut of an Ocean's Heist throughout their life in apples or candy small items like what's the most anyone without getting caught has successfully

stolen in small quantities would that even be feasible could you steal enough let's just say like I don't know like bottles of soda or candy bars well wasn't that kind of the plot of office space to steal like tenths of cents? It was, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But that was like a digital, that was like how they were moving pennies. There was no physical transaction in that. I'm just imagining, you know how like a serial killer has their trophies? Like a guy that only steals like,

oh, Henry Bars has like 20,000 wrappers in his house. What if someone went around and took all of the first dollars from every business? Like the frame. I wonder how many first. I wonder how rich you would be if you had every first dollar in the world. I think we're really rich. I saw.

You have to frame the first one you stole. This is a little bit of an aside, but it reminded me. I saw the other day that Shaq said he had the largest single purchase in the history of Walmart. Wow. Wow. I don't know if it's true or how it was verified,

but apparently he was saying when he got traded... What, did he buy a Walmart? When he got traded from Orlando to Phoenix, he got to Phoenix and had nothing. And he just said, I'm going to buy everything I need. And he went to Walmart at like 3 in the morning and bought $70,000 worth of stuff

in one purchase from Walmart. That was back when he played for Phoenix so it's possible some other person has spent more Walmart since then but according to him when he played for the Phoenix Suns he had the largest single purchase in the history of...

I'll give money to the richest family in America. Could you imagine trying to the richest family. Yeah. Could you imagine trying to park a moving truck in a standard parking space? You just have to take a whole row and people couldn't even be mad at it. I love the idea of Shaq like parking his moving truck to the front of Walmart.

I just feel like we're loading up. I need chairs. I need tables. We lights. 70 grand does that like go through a checkout yeah he said he like paid for it with his like so i i didn't i was kind of like half listening it was i was doing something else at the time but uh he said that his credit card got declined and he was like run it again i ain't poor and then they tried again and his credit card got declined then he had to call like american express or whoever and like

convince them that it was him or he said he got a call and they were like Shaq you're never going to believe this but somebody just tried to spend $70,000 of your money at Walmart and he's like I'm that guy it's me so they proved it Eric said imagine being behind him in line that'd be great how many shopping carts he would

need or the idea of him trying to like sneak in express checkout it crosses the line of so absurd that you just have to allow it he said he bought he was like i bought like seven tvs you know all stereos i had to buy like underwear toothpaste t-shirts plates like he bought an entire life like everything a person would need to live i guess he just left everything else in orlando and was like i'll see you eventually seven tv TVs. Yeah, I was about to say, I love the idea of I'm getting all the essentials.

Seven TVs. We're opening with seven TVs. Need seven of those. What could you do with seven? Yeah, not start with one. And we'll see how many more I need. Just start with seven. You're really committed to the tech of that time, too.

Not to like, we've had TV talk recently, but tvs i feel like are changing like every five years like buying all seven at the same time is a decision all right i gotta figure out what year it was that he yeah they could have been crt yeah oh god all right you would need an entire truck just for the crts so he played for the phoenix suns oh no. 2008 to 2009. They weren't CRTs. 2008, he was getting flat screens. That's disappointing. That's definite flat screen territory. What does show me mean? Just talking to Eric.

Oh. Oh, no. We were in a space and Jeff pointed at a TV and just kept going, huh? Right? See? And I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about, but it was just a frame around a TV. He was so thrilled about it. I thought it was pretty cool.

Why does, Nick said I love a frame around a TV. Why? Why, Nick? This just looks nice. Look at this. But it doesn't. Like, when it's on, it does. When it's off, you can show the Mona Lisa. But, I don't think TVs look ugly. TV when it's on, art when it's off, think show the mona lisa but i i don't think tvs look ugly tv when it's on art

when it's off is how they describe it it's relaxed nick said it's relaxing i agree look at a frame around the tv relaxes nick i know when you're you're so stressed out, you're just like, I need something to calm me down. Oh, as Nick calls it, ah, glowing art. Let me turn this TV off. I am right there with Nick. You guys are making fun of him

for totally valid. Hell yeah, Nick. I just, I think... See? A TV off with no image. Doesn't that look classy? If it has an image and it's art, like they're displaying, that's fine. But when you turn off a TV off with no image. Doesn't that look classy? If it has an image and it's art, like they're displaying, that's fine.

But when you turn off a TV and it's just a blank screen with a frame around it, it looks uglier than just a TV does. I don't think it does that, though. I think it always, it goes into like an art mode where you can put pictures in. You've sent me a photo of a TV that was turned off completely

that had a frame around it. I've seen it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that was the RT one that they handmade. These are the ones that like you buy. No, but I didn't. The frame like the handmade part of it was great. I think that looked awesome. Yeah.

They just didn't have they're not. Listen, they're not using it to the to the height of its potential. But that's my point. Like unless they all have that where it's prebuilt or whatever. They do. They do. Turn the TV off to bring the masterpieces to life. Simply press the power button on the one remote and watch art mode.

Turn your blank TV screen into a private exhibit of curated creations. Why am I trying to sell these fucking TVs? I don't even have one. I just think it's cool. Shaq would buy seven. At least. What was his jersey number? Shaquille O'Neal?

Yeah. What did he play? I think he probably bounced around depending on what he was playing. He played for a lot of teams. 34, Eric thinks? He was 34 in LA, 32 in Miami, 33 when he was at LSU, 32 on the Suns, 36 in Boston, 32 on the Magic, and 33 on the Cavs.

So he's just a 32 to 36 kind of runner there. 36 for the Celtics is Marcus Smart currently. Here's hoping that number gets retired and nobody will ever be 36 again. It's tomorrow, right, game? Tonight. Tonight? I thought it was Friday. It's Thursday night.

It's Thursday? Fuck. Okay. It's in a couple hours. Jesus, I was not mentally prepared for this. Well. It's in a couple hours. Jesus. I was not mentally prepared for this. Well, I'm also not mentally prepared for this, and I've been trying all fucking week.

I feel like they're going to win. The best part is people already know. They'll know what happened. You know what's fucked up, dude? What? If they win this game tonight, which would be awesome, do you know when they play game seven?

When? On my birthday. who yeah that's uh yeah wow that's high stakes you think like talk about talk about good socks bad socks uh fucking that the risk of them shitting the bed on my birthday and me having to deal with that for the rest of my fucking life. Wow. Yeah. It's almost like when you drop that Derek White card and you curse the entire game,

potentially you had that weight on. Well, let's hope they win. Yeah, well, fingers crossed. I think they'll win tonight. I'd be shocked if they lose three in a row. Gavin said, Eric asked Gavin what the final score for the game will be. And Gavin said 80-94. That would be an incredibly low scoring game.

Oh, what's the normal? I mean, it could happen. But given the playoff, I mean, two of the best defenses in basketball, I think it's more likely going to be in the low 100s. Probably 104, 112 or something. But yeah, they're two of the best defenses in basketball. I think it's more likely going to be in the low 100s. Probably 104 or 112 or something. 80-94 is bold. I hope to God the Celtics score more than 80 points tonight.

Oh, good. Eric's trying to see if he's a time traveler. That's excellent. That's excellent. You might have just caught him in a loop. It's a weird sport, basketball. It's a lot of scoring. Yeah. Yeah, they like to score. Why does that make it... I guess if you're soccer... Because if both teams are like to score well why does that make it i guess if you're soccer because if both teams are gonna score the low 100s it's like how many times are you really excited what happens yeah yeah really you are yeah it's exciting all the way through

there's too much scoring points what are you talking about i just think if something happens all the time while you're watching it, it's not interesting. Let's have a fucking blast and watch 1-1 go to a tie. Let's fucking woo. That's great. Thrilling. Thrilling high stakes. I'm not saying I agree or disagree with you, Gavin.

But did you say that something's always happening and so it's not interesting? happening and it's so it's not interesting like if if a michael bay movie if it was like two and a half hours of explosions which a lot of the time it went for like 20 minutes and it's like it's it cheapens it now i understand what you're saying but it would be like saying there's too much running in soccer it cheapens it like the movement you're not there you're not cheering a run you're cheering a goal but you are cheering a goal. But you are cheering runs. You're cheering the momentum of a run. A team can go on a 10-0 run and change the entire forecast of the game.

Yeah, but the end result is I hope they score a goal. But what about, are you okay with the fact that at most they're scoring three points per score? It's not like football, six points guarantee on a touchdown. You gotta really work for those points.

If you're Steph Curry if you're steph curry you're allowed to have a seven point play apparently does the number of point i just this is an insane you think games should have a limited mechanism to how they score no i'm just saying like if i watch a football game and it's like two one the goals were like very exciting because there was a lot of time between them. But isn't it the result of the game that you're invested in more so than the mechanism of adding points? Like isn't that I feel like that's more of a factor for me. Yeah.

Would you play like would you play a capture the flag on Blood Gulch first to 50? No, it'd be like it's's exciting when it's scored once. If every time I score once, it's worth six, that might be interesting. Do I get the ability to go for eight? I gotta, yeah, I don't know, man. Like, I think the beauty of soccer

and the allure of soccer is like the fluidity of motion and how the game plays out. And I think basketball is the exact same way. Like, you're constantly watching uh the fluidity of the team how a team will make a defensive response to something that another team is doing and then how that team counters it or doesn't it it's like it's constantly interesting there's too much to watch on the screen i the thing i've had trouble with these finals is i want to watch them

multiple times. I want to see what every player is doing, uh, on, in relation to everything else that's going on in the court. Like if basketball is nonstop, interesting shit happening at all times. Fascinating.

Not that we're in this era. I just, I, it baffles me the idea of being like, Oh, another dunk. They're dunking again. Okay.

I'm not like annoyed with it. I'm just like, it's like score over there, run it back, score over there. I know, but a dunk is always exciting to me. It doesn dunking again. Okay. I'm not like annoyed with it. I'm just like, it's like score over there, run it back, score over there. I know, but a dunk is always exciting to me. It doesn't matter how many times I went to a game with Jeff.

It was very exciting. It was very cool environment. It was, I really had a good time. I just be a finals game. General. I don't think I could watch like 50 games in a year. That's interesting.

Oh, well, a lot of people can't. I mean, yeah, it's not that most people don't watch every game of their team you know i wouldn't imagine oh really i don't think so there's 82 games and then if you make it all the way to the if you make it all the way if you make it all the

way through the playoffs to the finals you're playing another quarter of a season you're playing another 24 games it depends on the sport like i will watch every seahawks game every year because there's 16 of those and it's one a week like that's a very manageable when you get into like hockey and football or basketball and um baseball becomes more challenging you have multiple games a week i like the idea of playoffs i like the idea of like you play every team and then something happens my uh my limits 82 games baseball it's hard to keep up with

a full season and try to watch every game but I can watch every basketball game 82 is not too hard the playoffs are always great yeah for any sport it's

always exciting are we a sports podcast I don't think that's right no we're a base we're a baseball equipment podcast we're a time

traveling baseball equipment I do oh that yeah so speaking of uh we'll probably start wrapping it up here soon but i've been meaning to ask you this guys this for a while now but has anybody experienced any new potential time travel uh issues it has future you uh maybe manipulated your lives in any way recently that you could account for yeah i realized today when you asked me about uh had i done the baseball video i quickly went back in time and posted it in the slack that's fair yeah just so i wouldn't feel on the back foot there well i don't think yeah i don't think anything i've had a pretty uneventful life the last couple of last week or two i uh

i don't even know if i've talked about it but i got my new bike and i've been riding it every day and like nothing's happening everything's just like life's good there yeah i guess so yeah no it is you're right it is it is good i've got it hasn't yeah i mean with the exception for everything except for this podcast yeah i mean with the exception of emily getting you know getting covid and us being quarantined for that week but like it's been pretty uneventful life. Yeah, I'd say that I'm at a point where I'm thinking about whippersnappers as a reflection of the thrill

that is happening in my life at the moment. I'm having extended thoughts about what whippersnappers mean and the age limits. Probably not a lot going on. That's exciting. I want to buy you both a three-pack of these new socks, by the way. I would love to have a pair. I'm excited to see if

any effect it has any effect on your lives have you noticed like you know red is bad but are the other is any other color like particularly good uh no okay no i'm trying not to get hung up on like the intricacies of good just trying to avoid bad i think this will be out by the time and if not maybe we can edit. I think you'll know this, Jeff. The fact that Gavin and I are on Survive Block Island Season 2, which is like Survivor meets Minecraft. Yes.

If I could get a pair of those socks, Gavin. If I get voted out first, I'm wearing those fucking socks. We're going to have a problem. I love that the other day. This is actually funny. I forgot about this. Andrew accidentally texted me some stuff. He was, he meant to send to you, Gavin,

about like scheming for survive Block Island. And I was like, you probably shouldn't be telling me this stuff. And he's like, are you on the show? And I was like, no, I'm not in the show. And he's like, oh, yeah, we'll just disregard it. But I'm producing it. I helped make it. I'm going to be watching in the control room,

everything that you're doing. And now I know your dumb plans so i can i can make sure to catch them to clarify my plan yeah the plan was just the fact that neither of us have capture cards for our computer and i don't know if we need those and the premise of like part of the story just not being present because neither of us are capturing what is happening where do we do we make that a home where do we film it yeah you guys film from home. Oh, I can't film from home. You can't play a...

You can't film a PC game on Steam? No, I've, like, rearranged... Well, I guess Minecraft's on Steam, but... Trash this setup. Hmm. Well, you might have to come in for it, then. Well, all right. So, wait, I do need a capture card?

No, you just need to be able to... Do you have OBS? No, I'll figure it out. It's just a PC game, and you just have to be able to record PC footage. OBS? No, I'll figure it out. It's just a PC game, and you just have to be able to record PC footage. You don't need a capture card for that. Got it. We're going to be in that,

and I'm not going to backstab you, Gavin. Promise. Make you swear. Ugh. I was simultaneously filled with joy and dread when you said you were going to be on it. Really? I was just excited. And for the brief moment, I thought Jeff was on it. I was like, this is great. I'm going to send you so many socks. I can't be on it. Really? I was just excited. And for the brief moment, I thought Jeff was on it. I was like, this is great.

I'm going to send you so many socks. I can't be on it. I know all the stuff. It'd be unfair. This was fun. I'm glad we did too. We learned a lot. We got the videos that are coming out. We got to talk about that we're doing that. Gavin hates scoring. This was a good episode.

That was a good one. Was it this episode or last episode that we discovered Gavin was going to make the pizza? The Branson pickle pizza. This episode. Oh, yeah. It's a great episode then. It's a great episode. Yeah, we got a whole new recipe.

That happened like 20 minutes ago. That's awesome. A plus plus. What if one or two of you watch that freaking video and then we'll upload it? I'm so excited. Please upload the file as soon as we're done. Could you send us the fucking other video? Yeah, but also watch baseballs for Christ's sake.

I will. I'll watch both of them. Can't wait. All right. How long is it? Just off the top of your head. I don't remember. Let me see.

Here's my note. It's probably too long. Let me see. Here's my note. It's probably too long. Let me see. I'm looking it up right now. It is nine and a half minutes. Oh, yeah. That's a seven minute video, Max, probably. Thanks for your feedback.

No problem. Happy to help. Okay. I guess I should stop it nobody else is going to do it thanks for listening to another episode you started

this is your thing this is what you do yeah that's fine I was saying that nobody else is going to do it so I better do it I'm not arguing with you is this the final version of the intro or the outro or are they going to be notes I'll be honest it's too long I'm not arguing with you. Is this the final version of the intro or the outro or are they going to be notes?

I'll be honest. It's too long. The end. Hey guys. Major League Fan Jack here with a look at next week's episode of F*** Face. Nick screwed up the secret. Gavin gets his movies wrong. What is Eric's limit? You're going to find out what all the beeping was about. Gavin and Jeff have the wettest of fives.

Water and laptops do not mix. Jeff is an excellent diver. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.