F**kface - Gavin's Andrew Mistake // Who Replied? [101]

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about Regulation Introduction, college, Gavin's late, iphone alarm, Mario Party March, laptop, email address, Interstellar, sleep achievements, Gemes, Gems of War, Arby's, tinting, ordering, optometrist, rat, Geoff's bathroom, couch stream, Andrew's Weird Mystery, clowns, Celtics, pet policy, wall vs ceiling, unscathed, million dollar bed, and Gavin's appearance. Sponsored by Factor. Thanks Factor! Head to FACTORMEALS.com/REGULATION50OFF and use code REGULATION50OFF to get 50% off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details). Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always, Andrew Patton, Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz, Eric Bador. This is Regulation 101, your entry-level freshman class into all things regulation. Look to your left, look to your right, half of these students will not pass this class. Whoa! I don't think I'm going to pass. That's all I could think about what Eric said Regulation 101. I got it.

I didn't even go to college. Well, that's not sure. I went to a few colleges. I just didn't go very far. you went to college? Yeah, I went to the University of South Carolina briefly for a semester. Really? And I went to a semester of Rutgers.

Yeah. I didn't, oh, almost a semester, I didn't finish it. Did you get in trouble? Did I get in trouble? Yeah. I did get in a little bit of trouble in a photography class for arguing with the teacher. And that's why I stopped going to college. I was like, this is fucking stupid. I know, I've forgotten more about photography at 23 years old than you know as a teacher. I was very...

What's it? Photography 101? I know. It was like I clept photography 101 because I was a professional photographer. It was like 201 or something. And we spent like four classes making mats and I was like, this is not for me. Oh. Cutting mats. I'm a fucking photographer.

Yeah. Anyway. How's everybody doing today? Like that you stand on? No, like Matt's around picture for, you know, in picture frames. Oh, picture. Picture, That makes sense.

You know, all that, you know, the thing that a journalist does a lot when he's being a journalist, cutting mats for picture frames. Andrew, you back on bits? I'm back on bits. I got my internet. You sound bitty. I got all the bits. I got everything I need in the world of bits.

It means I could show up for things on time. That's what I was going to say. Before we recorded this, Gavin was, Andrew was fired up at Gavin. I was guiding it. I was going to bring it up just in the episode, but Eric wants it here. Yeah. I mean, that was a real shoehorn, but I'll allow it. It was a tremendous, a tremendous mess up.

It was. It's very funny. What happened? Well, we were playing Mario Party March turn yesterday, except for me, because I was unconscious. At a perfectly acceptable time to be unconscious. It was a 7 a.m. for you. 5 a.m. for me.

Well, you guys are dancing around this. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, I don't understand. understand this. We have our usual times are set. Gavin asked to move the time. We moved the time to accommodate Gavin. Then we went and all we're here to be at the time. It's 5 a.m. for Andrew and Gavin decides not to come. He didn't decide not to come. Gavin slept through his alarm so he didn't get up at 7 a.m. when the rest of us were. Now, it's annoying. I agree. But I will say in the grand scheme of things,

not a very Gavin thing to do. No, that actually made it worse, though, I would argue. I feel like we could cut them some latitude. And I also understand what happened. Gab, you want to explain why you didn't get up? Well, my... I have questions about this. Yeah, so I don't know at what point

the iPhone alarm got different, but sometimes now it can go off without making any noise. And usually, to get around that, I just wear my watch in bed, my Apple Watch, and that vibrates me awake. but you know I wasn't wasn't wearing it this is a very damning explanation because you said

yesterday I guess I'll put the watch back on which made me assume that you change phones or something and you decided to just use the phone instead of the watch but in this explanation you knew you both knew that this was a bug that could happen and you typically do use the watch for it

and just didn't do it on I would say a very unusually important early recording. Yeah, I mean, it's not always, sometimes it goes off faintly, sometimes it's like vibrating enough. It was just not vibrating and completely silent. I don't know how it works. Jeff, you bringing up that this is unusual to Gavin, I mean, it works because I woke up

4.40 a.m. We waited until 5.30 until Nickette believed. Then I just had to stay up because it's unusual like Gavin. I couldn't go to sleep because I was worried something was wrong. So I had to wait until this man finished his nice little cozy sleep and could post something. And then by that point I'm just, my body's

just like, it's in complete chaos. What's happening? Why are we doing this? We didn't even play a Mario Party. Well, eventually we did. The the butterfly effect is tremendous. It is. I don't remember the, it was a big old discussion to move it. I think I was

trying to move it like half an hour earlier to like 9.30, but that wasn't doable for everyone until eventually we decided 7 a.m. Yeah. It was the only time that worked. Well, apparently it didn't. I wasn't gonna bring it. I was bringing it up in the recording

because when we eventually did record it to my shot, Gavin throwing me under the bus, being like, well, I had audio issues. I was so caught off guard. Someone said it was the first mistake. And I was like, I'm pretty sure this whole Mario Party has been a complete shit show from beginning to end. Or from beginning to a third.

I meant like a mistake where we couldn't record because somebody didn't show. Yeah, you're right. There's tons of like little foibles we have in the moment. But I was more referring to a like a schedule altering mistake. Yeah, but don't let that stop you from attacking Andrew Gavin. I mean, that's fine. I was not expecting to be put in a corner. So I was shocked.

I was in a panic mode when this happened. I was just swinging. Then we stopped. And I realized, I think. thought about it for a minute and I went, you idiot, all you had to say was they were your settings. The entire point of that computer was that you received it before I did. Put all the settings into it so all I would have to do was turn it on and hit buttons, which is what I did.

It's not even my mistake. It was your mistake. How is it my mistake when the first video we recorded was good? Do you know that to be... First of all, I don't think you know that to be a fact. Second of all, I didn't do anything. The first one we did with you in the hotel worked fine. Well, you plugged it in.

That's what I'm saying. I changed nothing. I plugged it in. And it worked. The first time we recorded with my settings. And then the second time we recorded with your settings that did not work. Well, so what did you change? What happened between you using it when it was fine and the second time you used it? Nothing.

Nothing. Okay. I didn't touch it. I was scared. I'm just saying if you're throwing out that there were some wonky settings, I didn't do any of the settings. I didn't touch anything. Well, if you unplugged the mic at any point, you would have changed something. Oh, that's true.

Yeah. Oh! He's done himself. Well, no, no, wait, wait. Why would, but I plugged the mic in? Yeah. It didn't come plugged in. Nope.

Okay. Yeah, when you plug it in? you have to make sure that the right mic is selected. I can't select the mic if you've unplugged it or it's not plugged in yet. So is this Gavin's Andrew mistake or is it Andrew's Andrew mistake? Listen, I was told it was sent to Gavin first to do all the sending. So all I would have to do is plug it in and use it. Why am I doing this anyway, by the way?

Well, why do you do it? What do you mean? To be fair to Gavin. I don't know that it's the flex Andrew thinks it is to say that like, It's a freaking... People trust me with technology so little that they bought a computer to send me. This was your idea. My idea was for you to take your own thing and your own existing mic to the hotel.

Why have I sent it extra shit? I thought it was a bad idea from the start. There was no... There is no conversation about me bringing my full PC on top of everything else. We use your laptop. Do I have a laptop? Yeah? What do you mean?

You talk about your laptop all the time. Oh, God. You said you couldn't bring all that stuff. I made it as easy as possible. But the laptop wasn't the... The laptop wasn't the issue. It was the mic setup. The mic set up is on the laptop.

Either way. It all worked out great in the end, and there were no problems, so... It was perfectly flawless. I can't get some... I'm getting some grief about... What I would consider going the extra mile to make you comfortable. The extra mile, let me just, if we're talking about the overall process.

The extra mile to make me comfortable, you guys don't know our own email address. So I had to call the shipping company several times. I will say, I agree with that. I mean, I'll take a way for that. I was there for that. Yeah, I'll take the way. We got the right phone number there. It was, I'm going to jump in and just to give Gavin a little.

little bit of cover here. I was with him and neither of us knew the email address. I asked him because he set it up and he said, I don't know, bling it, blank, blank, eh? Isn't it? And I was like, I guess so. So I wrote it down as what Gavin said, but I am the one who wrote the wrong email address down. So I'm taking a little bit of blame for that too. You said it's blank at blank, yeah? And I went, uh, yeah. Wait, wait. Wait, so, wait. So who's the one that said the email address? Because Jeff just said Gavin said it and he agreed and then Gavin said Jeff said it and he agreed. Jeff said it, but I set the email up. So he was going to me as the, uh, the one who knows the emails.

I said, it's this, right? And he said, yeah. I take, I take full blame. Now, in my defense, also weird. In my defense, I registered both domains. So they both exist. And that's made it difficult for me to remember which one's the real one. Caust a cascading effect for poor Andrew on the custom side though. Yeah. So they sure did. Have we even explained what we're talking about? We sent a mic and a laptop to Andrew's hotel room so he could keep recording.

Even though he has a laptop and a microphone already. Just to make it easy. Wasn't my call. I didn't, I didn't. Well, you were the ones saying you didn't want to bring anything. Because I'm... I have a setup. I have a setup. Yeah, I was said you do set up.

an X, go-Xcelor. Originally, the whole plan was that I wasn't going to record at all while we were there. I didn't, I had to plan that. And then everything got shifted around. I, yeah, I got to say there was no fucking shot at that, but. Yeah, I'm not, I hadn't heard that plan. Oh, it wasn't planned, and then we, we'd whittled it down to just podcast.

Andrew crafted plan that nobody disagreed with right away, so Andrew felt like it was the plan, but that was in no way the plan. I don't know. How am I, the one being attacked here? I was just saying that they were your, I'm laying it out. I'm sure. Andrew,

I'm on your side. I'm not even mad at Gavin for sleeping through the thing. I just thought it was funny when I thought later that they were your settings. When you say settings, I'm talking about like,

is the reverb turned off and like all the, all the settings on the mic? If we're talking like audacity, you have to pick the mic when a mic is plugged in. That's not something I could do if the mic's been unplugged.

It is true. All I'm saying, as I was told, I set your game. I want it. What you said, and I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just saying what you said, the whole point of it was, so that I could just turn it on and go. Yeah, but we'll plug it in and then turn it on and go, yeah. But what I set was like your gain and your noise gate

and all the stuff that would have been on a GoXLR piece of software, but was now on a different piece of software. That is correct. Yeah. Yeah. That's all I wanted to say I'm glad we got to the bottom of that I don't think we got to the bottom of it

because my settings didn't weren't the cause of your mic being set wrong it was just the wrong mic I think it's Nick's fault okay yeah what yeah Nick why didn't you send him the damn mic

you had the laptop and I sent the mic to you so you could set it up and it was like if you have any questions please reach out to me Gavin I didn't have any oh shit so well

back on Gavin Interesting. You really fuck this up, Gavin. I don't think Gavin fuck any... He slept in late. I slept late. Listen, I'll be accountable.

It sounds like I was the reason for the mic issue. I showed up, though. That's cool. Stuff just gets weird when stuff gets unplugged. Yeah. It does. It does get funky. Whenever I look at the wrong thing,

Discord tries to change my mic to something else. It also was, with you being late, At 5 a.m. You know when late is maybe you didn't show up. Late implies that you eventually did. Yeah, I missed it. Well, he did show up 12 hours later. Yeah, but after it was reschedule.

You know how they go on that planet on interstellar where time is different? Yeah. And maybe you being not there, Gavin, at 5 a.m. and then 501 and then 502, made me realize that a 5 a.m. late is every minute is 45. for accumulating of how late this person is. That is true.

If you're five minutes late for a 5 a.m. start time, you're actually like four hours late. I agree. It was very funny. A terrible mistake. But we're on the next turn. And it did, as annoyed as I was the entire time, I internally was laughing the whole wait time,

just picturing you in your fucking cozy bed with the big CPAP stuff on, just completely gone. With my iPhone screen, just saying the word alarm without doing anything else. Zero sound. I was probably looking at it, well, like, facing it with my eye shirt. Although, I do have to ask, when you were texting me the night before at, like, midnight, were you deliberately just talking to me as long as possible to keep me up? No, you could stop texting.

Whatever. I didn't expect you to reply. I'd be very good conversation. I was enjoying it. You can stop whenever you want. You're someone specifically where I've had a talk with where I was like sometimes they'll have a thought or something at like 1 a.m.

and then I'll wait till the next day. And I, um, with you, I reached out once and I was like, hey, do you get like alerts or something and you told me you didn't? So I sent that thinking I'd talk to you about that the following day and was surprised when you replied. Yeah, we had a nice little conversation. But I did, I did a wonder if there was a game behind

it. No. It was quite an enjoyable conversation. I was like, oh, this is not. But then it was like almost 1am. It started as a game. A little bit. Do you think that that actually factored into your sleeping through the alarm, Gaff? Like, do you think the game worked? I don't think so, because it was not making any noise

anyway. Yeah. You don't have an ability to naturally wake up near when your alarm was about to go off? No, I used to have that. Lost it. You should try to find it again. It's useful. Is it CPAP? related, do you think?

Oh. Did you lose that ability? Do you think that's like your kryptonite? It's in the machine. Well, the CPAP is, I don't know. The CPAP has also made it harder to, because a lot of the time by the morning, it's like leaking into my eyes.

Like, it's just like blowing air in my eyes and making a noise. So it's probably harder to, it's probably harder to wake up anyway. Eric, our double suicide pact if either one of us has a, needs a CPAP is still going strong. Oh, it's strong.

No. Absolutely. Absolutely strong. Yep. It's kind of a delightful machine. My biggest issue with it at this point is that there's an achievements tab within the app that you can use for it. And there's only like six of them. And they're not fun. So you're like an achievement hunter in your sleep? I was. I was so excited to get all these achievements and there's like six. And Andrew, you got to make guides. Do you think there'll be a CPAP DLC down there? I don't think so. I really know people don't respect achievements anymore. Please, can you make a guide for what if the achievements? Oh, please. Let's look at what the achievements are. This is, my name's Andrew Patton. This is my guide for the county 1,000 sheep achievement. The problem is, I think, is they're all just, like, use the machine. There's no, like, specifics.

No tips and tricks can be done. Where's my achievement step? Achievements. Use the machine once. there's two achievements for that three nights of usage five nights of usage seven nights of usage 14 nights of usage and the platinum is 21 nights of usage have you gotten the platinum yet I sure have

hell yeah dude way to go you platted sleep I planted sleep the only platinum I've ever gotten oh boy I uh wow we were in sync there That's pretty cool.

Please go. I've been doing some research since I got back into some more Andrew's weird baby games. And a video that isn't even out yet. I guess it might be out by the time. I don't think it will, actually. Have any of the baby games released at all yet?

No, not yet. It's like a fucking franchise at this point. It is. Yeah, we've got franchise. I think like three sets of videos of baby games. I just wanted to share, there's a game that I felt very, strongly about would qualify as an Andrew weird baby game and I popped in to just give it a little

look I'm just adjusting the the the scale of the image because I don't want to give away any details about this absolute masterpiece given it a crop given in a little crop I won't even cry I'll just zoom in on my phone that doesn't matter whatever do things ma'am the way you do stuff it's not working. See you guys, a little tease, a little tease. So you can see the audience can see. I'll just posted. I would have just zoomed in on my laptop and then probably, it's not going to be zoomed in. It's not even crop at this point, but I just, it's so funny. I need to share it. Okay. I guess I would have just given up also. It's Neo into the Matrix. Uh, and you have to accept a user agreement at the beginning, but it's blank. There's nothing to agree to you. You just scroll down

and it's a completely blank document and then they give you the approval. Why did you say, Neo into the Matrix? Do you mean Neo pets? Yeah, Neo. Into the Matrix. Whatever. Yeah, that's given me, I had a totally different mind,

mental picture of what this was going to be. That kind of looks like some beanie. Oh, there's a, a neopest. I haven't seen neopets in 20 years, so I didn't know that there was anything new that Neopets was doing. Just came out.

like a $30. What? Minim collection. Is it an Xbox game? Yes. I'm sure it's on other platforms, but... What?

Look out for a future baby game featuring Neopet. I mean, guys, this is... This is insane. This sucks. This is bait. This is the babiest baby games. What?

Jeems. This... I do... Jeems. What jeans? For the listening audience, it's, uh, they spelled gems with an extra E. G-E-M-E-S. Would you replay gems of war if it was called Jeems of War?

Fuck, no, dude. Don't even, don't even say the game. I can't get sucked back into that. I can't. If you even put the seed in my head, it's, it's, it's, it's dangerous. Wow. Hunger strikes and you're exhausted. There's something healthy in your fridge that you should be

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See website for more details. Anyway, Jeffrey, you're going to talk about Arby's? You wanted us to remind you. Oh, yeah, I was going to say, I have two small... What a transition? I have, yeah, thanks, Andrew. You really... I can help me out there.

I have two small dumb stories that'll make you think I'm stupid, if you'd like. Please. The first one is the other night I got hungry and I wanted to get Arby's for dinner. Why Arby's? Because I like it and I hadn't had it in a while and I craved it. Why anything? And so I got to eat food every day. It's got to be something.

Something goes in. Maybe they had a new item. Maybe like you hadn't had in a while like you said. I was just asking. So I was going to drive to Arby's, and my wife said, I'm not hungry, but I'll go with you. And I said, oh, okay, sure, why not? And her, you know, we share a driveway, so her car was in the front. So I was like, well, we'll just take your car then.

So I hopped into her car, and we drive to Arby's. And as we're getting into the drive-thru, I looked down, and we were in line, two or three cars in front of us. I looked down and I realized that she just had her windows tinted. like the day before. And for five days, you're not supposed to roll your windows, your front windows down. Oh, no.

And she'd never back windows tenant. They were already tenants. She just had her front windows tenant. And there was a big sticker across the console that says, you know, do not push, roll window down. And I looked at her and I went, your windows. And she went, oh, right.

I'll crawl into the back seat. And then you pull forward too far, roll down the, we'll roll down the back window, and I'll place the order for you. And I thought, what? And then she thought, this is probably, I think she actually said, this is probably what it's like

every time Gavin Uber's to fast food. And so she climbs into the back, and it's finally my turn, and I pull up, and I'm just, I don't know, I'm an idiot. And so I pull too far.

And she's like, back up. And right is she saying, back up, I can't, you pull back up, it's too far. The lady on the other end is going,

hello, can I take your order? Do you want to use your mobile app or whatever? and Emily's like, rolled down the window, idiot. The lock is on. And there's stickers covering her whole console. So I can't see where the button is to undo the lock.

And so I can't. And she's going, I can't. And she's trying to scream at the lady. And the lady's like, I can't hear you. And she's like, roll down the window. And I don't know what to do when there's a car in front of me. So I just turn right and drive out of the drive-thru and just park and sit there for a second. And she's what is wrong with you?

And I'm like, I freaked out. I don't know. I was too far forward. I'm trying to back up and I'm trying to push a button and I can't see a button because there's stickers and the lady on the other end jelling me and you're yelling to me and I've just, I don't have cool anymore. I've lost it. I'm just a fucking idiot now

and so I can't deal with any kind of adversity and so I just shut down and I like, okay, collect my thoughts, figure out how to roll the back window down and then I made us go through the drive-thru again and made her order. Why didn't you just walk inside? You can't walk into that Arby's it's a no inside Arby's. Okay.

Yeah. Holy shit. I didn't know those exist. Neither did that. Like Sonic Burger? It's crazy. A lot of restaurants closed their insides after COVID, some just didn't reopen them. Why not just crack the door? Maybe that was locked too.

I don't think so. No, I didn't think about cracking the door. That seems... I don't know. I don't know if that was ideal either. With Jeff in the way that he is, we can't get into the why not game. There's so many other why nots that aren't...

I just... Between the both of them, I think it's funny that they were so locked in that like, and I get it, you order drive-thru through window. We need window and it's like you're gonna just open door. I think Emily made the right decision by not opening the door because it seems as that Jeff was about to floor it and her head would have been knocked off.

Yeah, no kidding. Jesus. She'd have been like the daughter and hereditary. You got there. The other story I have, which I don't know if this makes me really dumb. I guess it probably does. You know how I've been slowly going blind? but I'm not because I went to the

optometrist because Emily said Emily's like you can't fucking read anymore and I definitely cannot read on the break show and she goes you gotta go to the optometrist so we went to the optometrist and I passed with fucking A plus and she actually needed glasses and I didn't the optometrist was just like you just need

glasses in low light you just need cheaters like 1.75 cheaters it's just your age it's nothing else your eyes are fine so I'm like cool but I've gotten to the point at home where if I use my phone I have to have my glasses. I just can't fucking see my phone for some reason. And so I've been using my glasses for a month now. Every time I pick up my phone, I have like glasses downstairs, glasses upstairs. I'm

turned into a real four-eyed fucking nerd over here. And so the other day, Emily needed to do something and my phone was there. And she was like, let me, let me buy your phone. I'm going to look something up. And I gave her my phone. And she goes, are you fucking kidding me? And I go, what? And she goes, is your phone always like this? And I'm like, what do you mean? She goes, your text is fucking tiny. What? And she looks. All of my text on my phone was set to 75%. So I'm not going blind. I just somehow my text shrunk on my phone and I didn't notice it. I just thought I couldn't fucking see so good no more. So I bumped it back up and now I see fine. I can't believe Nintendo would do that to you, man. That's fucked up. Yeah. And it was my Safari and the computer, the iPhone itself had this

text set down to 75%. How does that happen? I would be surprised there's one of you did. dickheads did it to me. You hit a button and then you changed the setting. I don't know how I wouldn't have done that. I'm not going to lower my text size. You just talked about getting scared in the Arbys to park. I think that you would panic hit buttons until your stuff was smaller. I don't think so. You got to go to two different separate places to lower that text. We got to do it in the safari

settings and in the Apple settings. I, it's a conspiracy is what it is. But I'm happy to report. I see better than I did at 100% text. I'm, that's amazing. For some reason, I picture Andrew with like 200% text. Yeah, I was a time where I did kind of what Jeff did

where I made my text super big and I didn't know how to change it for a little bit, but I fixed it. What are these days on the soy phone? Standard, regulation. Regulation text size, I'd say. Nice. I bump mine up to like 1-10

so it's even a little bit bigger fucking swimming in big letters. Do you feel like that kind of like evens out? Like you were like in jail for a little while and this is sort of like... Yeah, I'm enjoying my freedom. I'll kick it back to 100 after a while, yeah. I like that.

I'm so glad you have vision back, Jeff. Thanks, man. I mean, I still can't fucking see on the break show, but I have the glasses for that. Yeah, he's got the glasses for that, and we just don't have them read names. It's fine. Yeah, yeah.

There has been some regulation business that's gone on behind the scenes. Oh. I feel like we should... We can talk about it. We don't have to... We can talk around it if you'd like. But as you guys...

guys know we hid an idol in the office a few months ago. No. Every once in a while I go and check to see how the idol's doing and I checked on Tuesday and the idol was not there. So, so that means one of the three of you, Gavin, Eric, or Nick has the idol. Totally fine. That's awesome. I want you to. But now we enter a new phase of idledom. You have the... Whichever one of you has it, unless, like, I don't know, a rat came in at night and stole it or Jillbot.

Whichever one of you has it. You can come forward now and you can say, I've got the idol, I have the power. You can even say what the idol is. You can say, I have the idol, but I'm not going to tell you what the power is. Or you don't have to say. You can hold it and keep it silent

until you're ready to use it. But I just wanted to give the audience and Andrew the knowledge that the idol is no longer in its hiding place. if you, I wouldn't tear the house apart looking for it because one of the three of you already has it. Why don't I do a countdown? I'll do three, two, one, and then silence. And if somebody wants to reveal if they have it or not, they can't. And if not, we move on. Yeah, that's fine. Because like I said, you don't have to reveal it if you don't want to. It can be played exactly like the idol and

survivors. So, you know, it's your, knowledge is power, as they say. So, you know, three, two, one. And there we go. Oh, come on. Where was it? There you go. Well, I can't say where it was. I have a question. Pour this fucking house apart looking for this thing. I guess I can say where it was.

You absolutely can. Gabby, what's your question, Gavin? You have a question. Well, is that the chance that someone could have found something thinking it was a piece of junk and thrown away? Okay. I don't think so. I don't think so. Okay.

Emily helped me hide it. Emily helped me hide it. She knows where it was. You said that we would know that it was an idol when we found it. It was an idol wrapped in a piece of cloth

and then tied with a little string. Oh, so it wouldn't have been something that we would have thrown away. I don't think so. I don't think you would have thrown away. I mean an odd throw. And if you want to know where it was, it was hidden in the rolls of toilet paper

in the bathroom. and I have been coming in and using extra toilet paper over and over again until the rolls get smaller and smaller and so somebody would go get more toilet paper fill the roll and find it I was too I never used the bog grow in that house fuck I've never done a Tuesday the way the three of you are all exclaiming like you don't have it bothers and scares me a little bit but it's definitely not there I think it's great I think Eric is being overly vocal and overly like, overly like, what?

What do you mean? Every day I've been there because I've been looking for this fucking thing for since they have said it. I have probably been at this house second most behind Jeff. I've been trying to find this thing. I've torn this place apart. I'm furious. Yeah, good job.

This is bullshit. When I find out that Nick has it and he's just been sitting back, I'm going to be upset. I don't have it. I mean, maybe. Let's do a little survey. Hang on, hang on. Nick, what? He said, well, maybe.

I don't have it, but maybe. It's going to be such a fuck. It's going to be such a fuck if none of you have it. One of them has it, for sure. They have to. Where can it have gone? What if we all say out loud, the number of poos we've done at the office? What?

I'll go first. Zero. Zero. I don't, 12? That's it? I don't shit a lot at the office. I will say that that seems like a low number. That does.

You shit the first day. Wait, we gave you your, you have your own entire bathroom for 12 shits. It's not mine. You guys are welcome to use it whenever you want to. That's his bathroom, though. Right, that's understood that that's like his bathroom. That's what you guys said.

You didn't want to shit. I'm happy to have you guys. The least doesn't. It's on the lease. It's Eric's name's on the lease, too. Yeah, and I signed, yes, this is Jeff's bathroom. Did Jeff hide this idol in the place that was only likely for him to find it and then try to accelerate someone else's finding it? It's exactly what happened.

I hit it in the main bathroom in the closet where the toilet paper is. I don't use the main bathroom. I only use the other bathroom. So, Eric, how many turns have you laid down in the main bathroom? I've taken zero shits in that house. Oh. Jeff, what are we going to do? Well, I'm going to throw this out there.

I don't think this is the case because I do think someone has it. Maybe there's a rat. Do we think maybe the rat got this thing? Is it small like a rat can take it? What do you mean maybe there's a rat? I can't imagine. Well, do we want to talk about how there's a rat? First off, there's a rat.

There's a rat. We haven't seen it. We have not seen the rat. But there's a rat in this house. Every day we walk in there, right in the middle of all the rooms, like where you have to walk to get to any other room, is like four little rat turds. Pretty much every time we go in there.

It shits in the same place in the hallway every day. I've already talked to the landlord. The preparations are underway where we got some rat bait and traps and stuff. We're going to be thrown down. I'm taking care of it. Don't you guys worry about it. Okay, but can't is like the size of the idol could, Don't think the rat can take it.

I think it's too big for the rat. Well, if we're going Survivor style, there's a cutoff for when you can use the idol. Why don't we say that by the end of this year, it has to be played or else it's gone? That makes sense. So we'll know by December at the very latest, if someone here is lying,

or if the rat took the idol and is waiting to play it. So it gets to the final buy. Will the rat get rat immunity from all of the tracks? I'm about to like. I think so. I think the rat can present the idol to the Orkin man. And he just has to be left to look. Oh, shit.

Now he has to live here. Sorry, guys. He had the idol. Oh, maybe he puts the idol in the mouse trap as like a presentation. This is immunity. Also, I don't think it's, I don't think it's been said. And I don't know that you and I have even discussed it, Andrew, but I assume you'll feel the same with me as I do.

When the idol is played, after it's played and it's no longer useful, I think it's the responsibility of the person who played it to the night. Oh yeah, that makes sense. Totally. And then it's in the field. I hadn't put any thought into that at all. But yeah, I think you're 100% right. Okay, that feels good. You haven't seen anything walking around at night, Dilbaugh?

I don't think Dilbaugh's been doing his job. I've been stuck for like the past week. So I can't, I can't roam the halls. Will unstick you. Yeah, thank you. Stuck? I've been at your guys's feet, maybe. I popped in one day when you guys were streaming and I guess I wasn't loud enough.

I was like, I'm clearly just burning rubber here at these legs. And so then I moved on. What are some of your favorite spots to drive to in the office? I don't really have a favorite. It's like getting into the kitchen is difficult because there's a little ramp. Like it switches material to tile. There's a certain cable. I cannot climb over no matter what I do.

So it's really, it's like I got zones. I have to try to avoid and find like alternate routes around. We should build little ramps for you to get into the kitchen. Oh, I love a little ramp. Yeah, make it accessible. Dill accessible. We were talking, just talking about Dill kind of coming in while we're streaming and stuff. We'd been doing couch streams the last few because Andrew hadn't been available.

So we're just like, oh, I mean, we're going to be at the office. Let's just couch stream or whatever. Those have been some of like the loopiest streams. I don't know if there's like a sickness in that house or what, but I... It's all the rat themes. It's like, it's like a hantavirus or something. It's the horticist. It was not good.

The most recent one you guys did in GTA, I watched all the streams, and it was like, you guys were gone before it started. It was like two minutes in. You guys are already just all gone. 15 minutes, and it was Jeff laughing the hardest

I've ever seen him laugh, I think, in my life. I don't even remember why we were laughing, but the 30 minutes leading up to that stream felt like the funniest 30 minutes of my life. I think, I feel like it was finding out, the Frogger thing was like a 10 minute thing. Oh yeah.

And then it was like, okay, well, what are we going to do? And then it's like, well, here's super meat boy. And then it was Gavin playing one level in Super Meat Boy, just breezing through it, handing the controller to Jeff. And Jeff just like deleted the game. And went back to GTA. It was fucking funny. I thought Jeff was going to just play level two, but he just went back to GTA.

I went well, this is not. Good. I was picking up up on the vibe of the room. The room wanted me to go back to GTA. It was wild just playing GTA 5 on stream and not really doing anything. It was so fun.

If I am gone, I would recommend you guys do a Super Meat Boy 3D stream style and the way that you did the GTA thing. It is kind of Cloudberry-esque where it gets so goddamn difficult and if you guys were having to pass the controller constantly,

try to meet. I mean, just speaking from experience, That's not what I've seen from that game. Looks like a cakewalk, dude. A baby game. Should be in the baby game category. Pass, past delete.

Yeah. Oh, we played one that we thought was going to be an Eric baby game. We played Rack coin. Dude, we were like locked in for such a long time. Rack coin.

Turned out to be a real game, not a baby game. Just a game game. Full on. Full on game. It was pretty cool. Speaking of other games, I got a little bit of a mystery,

a thing you guys can figure, out and solve. A weird mystery? A what? You go weird mystery? No. This is a normal. This is a normal. You know what? Actually, I think this is a weird mystery. I take it back. I think it was thinking about it it would fall under the weird category. Last episode talked about that I bought Whoopi Goldberg's Game Boy and we have their Mario copy coming around. And then it turned into a thought of like, I wonder if there are other celebrities we could get games from. So I, I went on cameo and learned that there is the ability to message. You can just message certain people.

Some don't have it turned on. Some don't. I messaged five different celebrities. And I received one reply back. I want you guys to try to figure out. That's what I was going to say. Oh, we got to make a game out of this, baby. Let's do it.

Oh, this is awesome. Who replied? Okay. I'm going to go, I'm going to randomly just read these out. Ron Funches. Oh, Brian Possein. Okay. Okay.

James Buckley. Okay. Brandon Ralph. Okay. David Arquette. David Arquette. I would say Passain. I would say your best bet is, I mean, Buckley seems like a McGuffin, right?

I think it's Ron Funchus. I think it's, Funchus is a big gamer. Mm-hmm. But I kind of feel like it might be Possain. Because Funcis has some heat right now. He just, the traitors. He's kind of at the top of his game. He's very popular right now. So he might be busier, you know? I haven't seen Poseyadian. I mean, we had him on an episode of the Creating

Character podcast. You can go check that out. But I think Ron Funches is my guess. Gavin, what do you think? I'll just do a Hail Mayor. I'll say Superman. Nice. Superman? Yeah. Nick, did you have a guess? I said Pussein. Pusain? Okay. Now I'm going to read the reply and I want to see if you guys have any adjustment to what you think. Ha ha. Thanks for asking, but I don't think I do. I love your mission, though. I was in response to me essentially explaining

trying to get these old games that have saves and to finish the save on the game. I don't think I do. And then they appreciate it. Ha ha, thanks for asking, but I don't think I do. I love your mission, though. That's definitely not Buckley. and it I don't

I man I want it to be Ron Funches but I but like mission doesn't feel like a word that he would use for this maybe I don't know I'm still think it might be Pussein sticking with Pusain sticking with Pusain I'm gonna stick I'm gonna stick with Funches just stick with them sticking with Funches

Gavin what's your last lock-in I'm sticking with the man of steel the man of steel I sent messages out to these five people only got one reply. It has been a week. The person who replied was David Arquette.

Wow! Former WCW World Heavyweight Champion? Oh my God. And current owner of the Bozo the clown intellectual process. Yeah. That's an important shoutout. Very disappointed in James Buckley.

I got to say. No reply. Sent him a message about something else about a month ago. No reply. He might not know. we has those on.

I feel like I want to go back to the dynamic that we used to have where we didn't talk, but I didn't pay him to not talk to me. That was the ideal scenario. Well, I've looked up David Arquette Bozo the clown stuff. I don't like that. I don't like it. Hey, I don't like that mission. Hey, I don't like, I don't get the clown.

That's his let's his like mission in his later life. is to bring, is to share his reverence for clowns and Bozo in particular. I don't, I don't like, I don't like the looks of this. I just don't like the design style of Bozo. Please stop. Oh, also for president. I just don't, are clowns a thing that's ever been in like your life for, it's not even like, oh, I'm scared of clowns, funny bit, but like a thing that you even

think about or like consider it, feels like clowns aren't on my radar one way or the other. As a child, I didn't mind them. Was there a funny guy at one point who just kind of looked like that, who they're all based on? Oh, who was like the original clown? I feel like the era of clown prominence was like

the 50s and it like ended in like 85. It was waning in the 70s and then by the 80s it died. But I caught a width of it in my childhood for sure. The only like clown experience I had growing up was sometimes seeing Ronald.

outside of like a McDonald's type thing he was fine big time Bozo was a big show when I was a kid I'd watch it every day it was on WG in Chicago every day Bozo the Clun Show I believe this is the first clown That looks like a Joker in Balatro I like this guy

Give me those double points Oh man I don't like I don't like it Is it like an evolution from gestures Was that like the offer From Jester to clown And the clown to I mean his

His underarm area looks very jestery. Yeah. I don't like it. No, I don't, you know, but it would be, I think it would be interesting if clowns came back in a way. What if the loser of FACE off has to be a clown in the more? Okay, well, that's a no. That was quick.

That really, no, I'm thinking about it. That sucks so bad. But if you had to, God. That'd be the worst because you'd have to put the, we'd have to get the makeup and the shoes and the fucking squeezing nose. And then kids would want to talk to you. Long enough just to get boots. I remember how Nick was so miserable,

I didn't want to be there at all. I'm just imagining him now painted white with a big, a big red mouth and nose. Oh. It'd be terrible. Yeah? I have actually a thought, for the loser of

Face Off Season 2, but I think it would be funnier to reveal, so I was going to just ask you guys for permission to make it a reality. A thing that you wouldn't have to do? What do you mean? What do you mean? That I have

a concept for what would happen, what the loser would get or have to go through. Right, and you're not concerned with you not having participate in that likely. If you lose. If I lose,

no, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would get, I wanted to get, I wanted to get verbal confirmation that was, that was, yeah, it's a normal confirmation. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop the clock. That's absolutely what I was looking for there from Andrew. So, uh, if that's the case, I'll, I'll say, I will grant my permission to him. I was going to say yes either way.

Okay. Yeah, I'm a blanket, yes. Okay, there you go. All right. Do we want to reveal it now, or do you want to reveal it in Faceoff? I want, it'll be, we'll reveal when we get there. In 29, when Face Off season two comes out. Okay, you'll better get ready because I got a real twist.

Does that mean you would have done the Red Boots if you lost? Yeah, I guess. Yeah. It just wouldn't have been eventful because it would have just been me by myself in a mall locally. Right. That's sort of why I was bringing up the whole thing. Would you have complained that the settings on the boots were wrong? I don't think I would.

Now that's just uncalled for it. Yeah, there wasn't a reason for that. I was going after him now, huh? That was, that was aggressive. I'd take accountability. That was wrong. No, that wasn't aggressive. I was wrong in my...

Oh, yeah. If you insist. I don't understand how he's more on the attack when he didn't show up. No, no. I'm just, you know, you're back to the point. I think you're identifying a flaw in all of us that instead of just be like, yeah, I fucked up, sorry about that. It is, how can I throw blame at anybody else in any other way? It's heat deflection.

I did say I messed up. I didn't immediately defend myself a toy. I said I would mess all up. Yeah, but there's not, you know, we're not a group that really believes in the concept of a penalty box. It is, I messed up and let's try to get somebody else in trouble. Well, it's, that is the flaw. I think I'm just mostly confused that you were like, I'm not going to do anything for a month.

But we didn't record ahead of time for the podcast. I wanted to. So in your head, will we just? No, I wanted to. I vocalized that we should. And then we recorded one episode for that to be the case. And then Jeff went to a Celtics game and burnt that episode. Right.

But which then put us in the position of we, you've left. And we have three, maybe four. I was very clear that I would have to record while I was there, but that was just the original. Jeff, you want to do anything while you're under this bus or what's up? Can we not throw shade at the Boston Celtics? I'm not. That's just what happened. I'm not saying it's a negative.

That's what happened. I was very happy that you went to that Celtics again. Did they win? They lost my two points. Oh, so it wasn't worth. It wasn't worth burning that episode. Peyton Richard missed the buzzer beater. It was a phenomenal game

It was also a Christmas present That was given to me by a very dear friend And it's a huge Christmas present Tickets to see the thunder And the Celtics movie with great seeds We got to see Shea break the record Of he broke Wilk Chamberlain's record Of most games in a row over 20 points

Like the whole thing was awesome And I was only out for a day and a half Absolutely There's no criticism about it It's just I'm explaining what happened I'm not gabbing this I'm not on the attack with that statement

I don't think that's Gavin Wait what is Gavining it Just throwing it Defleck Defleck The deflecting The ultimate deflect So would you have preferred then

If my sex were the problem Would you prefer if I just went You get a bike Um I'm gonna be honest Like it was A super stressful time That whole process

I don't really remember the specifics of how those went to what? That's why I want to help you out. I will say that I remember that being a big thing that we were discussing. It was like, this has got to be incredibly difficult for Andrew to be going through right now, moving pets into a hotel and his whole life, and we should

do whatever we can to help him and make his life easier. Speaking of pets. Take some shit food off your plate. And I really appreciate it. But speaking of pets, I had a very what I feel like is Canadian interaction in this hotel that I was in. That I didn't know how to handle.

And now I can talk to you guys about. The place I was staying at, they had a pet policy. And so when I booked the room, I obviously, I applied the two pet policy to cover it. And you get charged an amount per day. On like the fourth day, I got a call from the room. It's like, what's going on? Somebody at the front desk, they were like, hey, look in, I'm seeing that you're going to be here for quite a while. I don't like

I don't know like it feels weird to have you pay this pet policy every day why don't you come up with how much you think you should pay for the pet policy and get back to me on that

we can have a discussion around it what what what what what what what? what? That was my reaction internally of what what?

They're like yeah why don't you you can come down to the front desk like I'm not going to be working tomorrow but I'll be there the next day. So if you want to pop down... If you want to pop down, we could discuss it and like, you could just tell me what you like think you should pay.

And then they brought up like that the last time they had somebody stay long term with a cat, it shredded the couch and that it was like very expensive to reupholster. And they were like, I'm sure that's not your cat, or at least I hope it's not. Then we just talked about their cats for a while. But it put me in this weird spot of, why don't you just tell me what I should pay? Like, how am I? What is the math that I have to...

What do I do? What is fair? I felt a lot of pressure all of a sudden to try to come up with what was fair. Well, also not fully understanding because they were like, I don't think you should have to pay this, but then their example they gave

was somebody who stayed with a cat that it cost an incredible amount of money to repair the damages that were done. So I didn't know if they were, wanted the other way, even though the tone of it was not, you should be paying more. So were they just trying to, were they trying to find out if your cat was a couch-destroying type? And if not, pay half or something. Because it was really just more of an aside.

And then it went into them talking about their cats. Like, it was a very nice conversation. It sounds like you made a friend. Yeah. I mean, we never spoke again, because I couldn't figure out, I didn't know what would be fair. What would you guys pick? So they said come up with a figure and let me know and you said radio silence

Well because I couldn't come up with the figure I didn't know I didn't want to be not fair I didn't know how to measure fair I think zero is the most not fair It's dodging them for the rest of the time Well no I'm getting like So the the assumption was that the Charge would just progress naturally

Unless I went on this off ramp that was offered That was the assumption that I made What would you guys How would you determine what is fair in this scenario Well how long were you there? I was booked to be there 30 days And I think it was $25 a day Was the pet.

Oh my God For two cats Wow Two cats I would probably suggest It just charge me for like a week of cat Yeah I would have given that guy 100

I would have given that guy $100 and said now what? And then he can just take care of it from there. And then we're done. And then me and that guy are even. And there's no more situation. Yeah, maybe like $150.

I should have brought you guys in on this because this feels like a very... I needed like American guidance on this. I was very in my head. Dude, we're so American too. We are. Well, most of us. What would you have done, Nick? I think I would have just offered, what, a week's amount?

Yeah. I mean, that seems, that seems like the most right to me. Nick just says, I would have said, like, has 300 bucks. He's just repeated what everybody else. Maybe 100 bucks a week for things. No, no big, no big chopper. I honestly don't know what I would have done. I've never had to deal with a pet deposit at a hotel before, so.

We should always ask Nick first. Yeah. I'd be like, how's $100 or something? Yeah. I think those are all great answers. I just, I didn't know. I didn't know what, and then also the fact that I, I'm bad at remembering names in those contexts

So when they're like I'm not going to be there tomorrow But it'll be there the day after I had no name to reference And it felt like a weird thing to go to the front desk I'd be like yeah I definitely got a call from somebody that said That I should change the pet policy And that I should come down here and tell you how much I think I should be paying for this How many people did you see behind the front desk Not a lot

Or maybe not that I noticed I wasn't on the lookout necessarily was it a hotel where you had to go by the front desk to get to your elevator or room or whatever? No. So you could avoid the front desk completely if you wanted to. Absolutely. And if you would have gone to the front desk

to talk to them about this, would you ask them where the Ethernet was or no? No, because there was none. You didn't ask, you didn't know. I searched every inch of that room. If there was, if Jeff put an immunity idol in that room, I would have found that idol. I looked at all the corner.

Wi-Fi there. Yeah, but can we finally talk about this? Yeah, of course we can. So I learned that there is a cable box in my room. And it's near the ceiling. Inaccessible. And it's also, that's not in every room. I learned.

I talked to somebody else who stayed there. They did not have that. So I think I had the whole floor's internet in my possession. the whole floor I think so they must have had really shitty Wi-Fi next door based on how you sounded

the best reveal was when Andrew explained that it was on the ceiling on the ceiling and he sent us a picture of it on the wall but it's 95% of the way to the ceiling

I've thought a lot about this I think a lot of that 5% means a lot in what you're talking about it's the difference between wall and ceiling I think if you were I think if you were

I sometimes speak in vibes less so fact and the vibe of that is definitely sealing In fairness to you Andrew it is higher than some of the ceiling It's higher than... It's true

Yeah That is... You know what? I didn't even think about it in this terms, you're right, Gabb. It's above the smoke detector ceiling. I'd actually argue

it's in the most annoying place it could be that it would be less annoying and more accessible if it was fully on the ceiling or fully on a blank wall because you could have let on the wall. Next time,

we have a court case, Andrew, you might want to consider hiring Gavin as counsel. He's pretty good. He's on your side. He is. He is pretty good. Gavin free. He's on your side. When I'm paid to be on your side, I'll be super on your side. Here's the thing about the pet deposit. I eventually checked out. And they had come to a decision without my input. I'm pretty happy about it. I only got charged one day. Big win on the checkout. So they probably They probably asked one of the cleaners then to be like, hey, is the room destroyed? And the cleaner was like, nope. Well, here's sushi containers everywhere.

But other than that, it's good. When they brought up the thing, my cat was definitely sizing up that couch. The first two days was yelling at the cat. Don't do that. So they would stop and they would listen. But as soon as that conversation ended, both back. up blankets in the room on the couch 24-7 protected that couch oh my god did the couch escape unscathed the room escaped unscathed we were on top of it there's no that's impressive

would you say Andrew escaped unscathed uh no I'd say no I'd say no I really didn't like the bed and I didn't realize how much I didn't like the bed until I return back to my bet That's like a Johnny Mitchell song Don't know what you got till it's gone You know what it is And it's a thing that maybe I would Because I was thinking like Oh the bed I have at home

Maybe could use a reset I've had it a while I don't know Maybe there's something comfier out there And I went out I tested the field a little bit And I realized you know what No I'm good

This is good By test of the field You slept in one different bed Yeah I got a taste of someone else's lifestyle and you know what? Mine is better. Gavin, that's what they call A-B testing.

Now, certainly there's a better bed out there, but like I didn't feel, I was feeling like I was at the bottom of the bed world and I tried a different bed and prefer what I have. I saw a fucking TikTok the other day where a dude went to a store in New York that sells million dollar beds.

Oh my god. Mattresses. What do you mean? They go as high as $1.6 million. Yeah, he was like, can I jump on? and they're like, yeah, and they're like, yeah, this is the one that JZ and Beyonce bought, which is also, I'd be like, hey, don't fucking tell people I bought a million dollar bed, please. That's between you and I, salesperson. But yeah, they sell a million dollar beds. Yeah, you don't need it.

I wonder what makes it a million dollars? Is it like one of those things where, like, you'll see absurdly expensive items in the reason why it's because they put diamonds in the normal, like it's just the thing, but then they add this other element to. It's made out of elephant tusks. Yeah. And shark fins. If I bought a million dollar bed and I had one bad night of sleep on that thing ever, I would be furious. I would never want any sleep problems for as long as I fucking live.

So is it like high-end audio file stuff? Are they like sleeper files? Oh, for sure. Whoa. Gotta be. I don't know if that's why they would go by, but... I think a lot of it is like the bed frame and stuff that it's on, just looking at it with Jeff drops some links.

It looks like a lot of it is like handcrafted, hand-stitched, like bed frame leather headboard. It's like the full suite of bed. So it's not just a mattress, but the mattress looks to be a very expensive component of what you are getting in this whole thing. There is like, it looks like a giant dog bed. You're looking at the Hastin's Grand Vividus, which runs you about a million dollars.

That's the grand. You can get just the Vividus for about 400K. The website looks like something in GTA 5. Yes. It has the same UI like this looks like it's pulled from the game. Like an illegal shark card website or something? Yes, absolutely. There is a more expensive, Brett.

Go ahead, Gavin. Fear of sleeping is called somnophobia. So maybe they'd be somnophiles. Oh. Oh. A million A million dollar bed. A million dollar bed

would be a really funny reality show price. Winning something that's worth a million dollars as a normal person, but it's like how do you extract wealth from the bed? The only way you can enjoy it is to turn off. Balde-Chino Supreme

is the world's most expensive bed, designed by Stuart Hughes in collaboration with Ebenon by Fratelli with a price tag of $6.3.3 million. Six point. Is that including tax? I assume so. It doesn't say tax included, but that's your $6.3 million bed, by the way. Not nearly as cool looking as the vividest grain. No, it doesn't look. It's a white. It's pretty standard. Yeah, it looks like, it looks like you get a version of it off Wayfair.

It does look like a Wayfair bed. I just like the time that every time, well, basically, if your cat scratched it, it would be like writing off a Lamborghini each time. Oh, no. Oh, shit. The most expensive biscuits ever. Absolutely, poodle. That is so crazy. Just get, just get like a regular, oh, my God, this is like making me nuts.

Yeah. Nick's mad. That must be the most diminishing returns cost I've ever heard of. Yeah, no kidding. I think the, uh, the Hotel St. Cecilia and Austin has some of those beds, not the million dollar ones, but like lower end versions of that company's bed, I believe. I think I read that somewhere. Interesting.

So if you want to test one out, you can go. I wonder per night or per day, what goes down in value more, a bed or a car? One of these beds might go down faster. Probably a used bed. Well, I mean, used bed's pretty rough. I mean, used car. People buy a used car. Use bed.

I don't think you're buying it. Here's the thing. We're really like dogging on this bed. Like, we're making fun of it and going like, this is ridiculous. What if they let you sleep in it one night and it is just like life changing? What if it is as good as you don't want it to be but could be? Like, what if? It would have to be income and revenue changing as well because I'd have to set out to try to figure out how to own it.

Yeah, well, that's what I mean. Like the finance would also be life changing. Yeah, just you, just you right now. They let you sleep on it. They let you sleep on it for one night to test. it and then it really is the best night of sleep. You feel totally revived. Like, what if it really is that good?

Like, what do you do? Then you know you are one of the have-nots and that the haves really do have. That's what it would mean to you. You'd go, oh, wow. It really is, they really are living a better life than I, or at least a more comfortable life than I am. But, I mean, the mattress could grow hands

and give me a wet dream and I still, it would still change nothing. It could jerk me every night and I still wouldn't even consider it. It is true. I don't know that Gavin. You wake up for that? Gavin who looks like Top Gun Fire Pilot and his CPAP every night is going to fucking notice the difference. He locks in with his CPAP and gets jerked off by his bed.

That thing, I can't wake up. Bet jerked me off and also be a CPAP for that price. Yeah. Yeah. I hope they're at different ends of the bed there. I bet you it's the easiest million dollar item to steal from a security perspective. What's you mean? I think it's a lot harder.

No, yeah, but I'm saying the security around it. I think stealing from a mattress store is a lot easier than a bank or like a diamond shop. Like I feel my confidence in robbery for a mattress place is a lot higher. You have mattress theft confidence? I do. I just feel like it'd be hard to flip the mattress on the black market, though, you know? No, it's for personally use. Oh, okay.

You don't want to be a suspect in the case because it's, it's, it's, obviously you but like... So you're thinking is you could just get another guy and just walk past everyone holding the bed

and no one to bat an eyelid. I think that I assume that the mattress places have a false level of confidence because of how difficult it would be to steal. So I think their confidence in it and also I've never heard of like high security

at a mattress store. Yeah, you really just got to show up on the back loading dock with your pickup truck and some kind of a receipt and just point at one of the beds and be like, that's the one I bought. And some dude who doesn't give a fuck is gonna be like, I'll load it up for you.

You went reasonable with it. I went like Ocean's 11 style where I'm thinking like, we need helium, we need balloons, we're going in through the roof, we're extracting this thing. Your idea is to put balloons on the million dollar bed. Cut a hole in the roof.

I'm going to blow it up. Wow. I don't know how I would steal a bed. It sounds like with a cargo bob. I mean, ruin the mattress though, right? The hook would get all dirty. Yeah, but then, I mean, it's just you sleeping on it, so you're probably just getting the most out of it still.

Yeah, flip it over, you won't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, flip it over. I guess you could attach wheels to a mattress. I gotta figure out how to sleep on a million-dollar bed now. Yeah. For one night. I wonder what the most expensive bed you've slept on in the last 50 years is.

Probably like 600 bucks? I don't know, what's a cat? As per mattress cost. Yeah. I don't think I've ever slept at anything nicer than that. The room that when we were texting

each other at the night, that was probably an expensive bed. Oh shit, that was a bunk house. It might have been one of those Hastens beds, one of the lower-end ones, actually,

now that you mention it. That is that hotel franchise. That place closed down, by the way. Do you know that? Did it? Hotel Havana in San Antonio closed down, yeah.

I think so. Oh, man. That's a shame. I really liked it. There's a fun place to send you pictures of my feet. Sorry, Nick. I'm all right.

Almost unscathed, man. Almost made it to the end unscathed. Gavin and I just lay in, lay in bed in a hotel room together on a different floor. It was like a split level room. And we just took pictures of our feet and bent and our faces

and sent them back and forth to each other just giggled. Yeah. Well, I was doing faces and you went on to feet and I think that's when I put my phone down. Yeah. We were just taking gross photos. Nick, what was the,

why did you post the access point in Andrew's room? Oh, because if there's no other accessible point in there, there's most likely an Ethernet cable going into it, which is where he's getting the data from, and then his access point is just for Wi-Fi. So that or it's a repeater, and he could have plugged directly into it,

but we don't know because we didn't get to the ceiling. I mean, I assume it was a repeater, probably. It's just like a POE access point. Yeah, no idea. There's no way for me to access it. That was a part of the issue. I think if it was a POE access point, it would have been lower. No, I think it was a POE access point.

The one Ethernet port in there was taken. Nick, it was above the ceiling. It was above the ceiling. Higher than the ceiling. My client will have you know it was above the ceiling. I'm on his side. What's happening? By the way, Andrew, I hate to inform you that I've obviously done another appearance.

And it wasn't brought to me by my manager. No, I saw. I saw and I watched it. You know what when you said the game about texting you? I was watching it to slame you in some capacity. And I decided it wasn't worth it. I will say, I didn't watch the interview, but I hear you mentioned us, which is nice. Well, obviously.

Appreciate that. Yeah, first time for everything. Thanks, man. Promote the podcast. I'm the first time for everything. You're having to laugh. My client wore Gerpler glasses. He did. He did.

In his own video. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, whatever. What's the point? Yeah, I was outraged that you had that appearance without running a by me. In your own video. I'm talking about in the interview. You guys really need to communicate better if you're not even talking to your agent about your appearances. I know. He could be negotiating a better deal for it.

I don't hear a lot for my agent in his agentic capacity. He doesn't hear from you. Yeah. Phones work two ways, bro. That's right, bro. If you would have... Sounds like you guys are texting each other until 1 a.m. every night.

Yeah. I've been hearing about a lot of texts that you guys are doing. Can't wake up in the morning. You're up so late, fucking hanging out, giggling, giggling, gazing with my age. A couple of giggling gusses texting each other.

Here's a picture of my foot. I'm gonna go sleep in now. All right, we'll see you later. Way later. Episode 102 later. Bye. Speaking of episode 102, let's get to it.

We got to end this one so that we can start that one. What? Are we doing that today? We have to end this one and then we, no, but we have to then live a week and then start the next one. Yeah, we have to live a week.

All right. Everyone live the next week's time from now. No deal. Oh. Deal. Now. Deal? Or no deal?

Regulatryon.com. I guess that's, that's it probably.