F**kface - Gavin's Oxygen Levels Update // Out of Context Art Prompts [89]

Episode Date: January 21, 2026

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about food challenge, Geoff's image problems, lacation cookies, oxygen levels, Smee, egg sandwich, Tron, Jeff Bridges, Crackerjack, the pool is content, Jimmy's Tux, chang...ing the rules, Charlie hangs around, soundtrack vs film, Steven Seagal, corndogs, art prompts, the hidden object, Skechers, a falcon tea towel, paste, games, Behind the Mirror: Inside the World of Big Brother, Mythfits, and recommendations.Check out the Episode 86 art book: https://indd.adobe.com/view/03b368ed-28d4-41a9-bc81-a57ea5062b5d Sponsored by Factor. Thanks Factor! Go to FACTORMEALS.com/REGULATION50OFF and use code REGULATION50OFF to get 50% off your first box plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Also sponsored by Shopify. Sign up for a $1/month trial period at shopify.com/regulation Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This is episode 89. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always. Andrew Patton, Gavin Free, Nick Schwartz, Eric Badoor. Nick, I think I have a food challenge for you. I discovered a Target the other day. I want to see what you guys all think about it. I think this is pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:00:18 I think it's going to make for a really neat video, kind of a long-form thing. You seem to be up for the food stuff, so I think you'll be delighted to try this. So that's a soft yes from you before I tell you what it is. Very soft. Okay, great. I was at, when I was at Target the other day,
Starting point is 00:00:36 just doing my shopping, I walked through an aisle, hold on a second, I walked through an aisle, and I discovered this product that I didn't know existed on Earth. Where is... Why is it not sending it?
Starting point is 00:00:51 Leave all this in. Should be there. Should be where? Jeff is typing. I sent it in Discord. Okay. Here it comes. Yep, here it comes.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Send it from my phone. Okay. Two images. Nope, it stopped. Nope. You're not on Verizon, are you? No. Well, there goes the momentum of the episode.
Starting point is 00:01:15 And it was just going so well at the beginning, you know? You said the number and all the names. I think instead of saying... Instead of saying someone's typing when they're in the folder, it should say rummaging. Yeah. What was that? Do you think you're going to go back and listen to this episode and be like stoked on this part? Or what do you think?
Starting point is 00:01:37 I think I'll find you to be minorly annoying, but other than that, it's okay. What about, what about Slack? I'm trying right now, Andrew. Sorry, I had to answer Eric's inane question first. Here we go. Doesn't matter. We still don't have it on Slack either. There you go.
Starting point is 00:01:55 All right. I was able to send it via Slack. It's in cool picks. It is. I like that Eric's always the first to shit on someone. As the guy who never posted an image. Yeah, I mean, I, if I had it ready to go, I'd have it ready to go. It's also not, it's also not in corporate.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Do you want to text it to us? I mean, I wish I could show. There is, Jeff. There is. I swear to God it is. Lactation cookie bites. Oh, yeah. No problem.
Starting point is 00:02:27 This is fine. My wife made lactation cookies when we were having a kid, and she was like, I don't like him, so I ate all of them. I had no idea of lactation cookies exist, but the ingredients traditionally used help support breast milk supply. So here's what I'm thinking. Could we give you, if you ate enough lactation cookies, could you lactate? I don't think so. Could we increase your supply? Let's up it.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Sure. What ingredient makes you lactate more? Nope. Cookies. I don't remember. Let's see, these are oatmeal chocolate chip, and then these are lemon bliss. So lemon and oatmeal, I think.
Starting point is 00:03:08 This is, now, to be fair, this is the number one lactation snack brand. It is. I think there might be room for number two if we're looking to get into a new venture. You know, that's an excellent point, Eric. There's a lot of money in number two. There's a lot of money in number two.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Does it say, do you not eat if you're not breastfeeding? Does it say that? I don't know. Not on the, the image. Cookies enlarged to show deliciousness. Were you going down the lactation aisle? Because this isn't like the snacks aisle.
Starting point is 00:03:36 No, I was in the downtown Target, which is tiny. You know, it's like a postage stamp. And I was trying to find my wife and she was in the makeup aisle. I had to get through this to get to that. And I just, the word lactation caught my eye and I went, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:03:50 And then it was cookies. And I thought, how is that a product? Their logo's crazy. It's just boobs. Oh my God. Their logo? is milk and the company is called Munchkin milk makers. It's just
Starting point is 00:04:01 boobs. It's just two boobs. Their logo is just the M, but it's boobs. It's just two boobs. Yeah. That's crazy. I initially thought that these were cookies made using breast milk based on the branding. Yep. Which was oh, insane to me.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Isn't that something we talked about once? Didn't I get confused as to what you were talking about with like titty cake or something? What? Titty cake? I don't know. You okay, Gavin? How's the O2 levels?
Starting point is 00:04:33 Oh, not good. I've got an update about my air quality after we get off. I need to ask because we went by it too quickly. Why did you think it had that advisory on it? Is there something that you saw in the photo that you misread? Or were you just asking out of pure
Starting point is 00:04:52 your own creation? Which part? Remember when you said Hey are you not supposed to these Unless you're attempting to lactate Where did that come from? Just looking at this package What do you mean? What do I mean?
Starting point is 00:05:14 You gave a very specific question Does it say this and we're looking at the package You can see what it says Well I can't read the back I was asking if there was more info Like you should not do it You're asking about the back of the package? It's not in the picture.
Starting point is 00:05:30 I didn't take a picture of the back. I'm sorry. Jeff, you were there. I was wondering if you read about it. I didn't touch it. Okay. I took the photo. I showed it to my wife,
Starting point is 00:05:39 and then I put a note in my phone to show you guys, and that's it. And I forgot about it until eight minutes ago. It looks like it's verging on like a medical snack and maybe some people shouldn't have it. They're like $44, too. They're very expensive. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:05:56 I feel like everything in that industry is expensive. I don't think it would be available waist high without a key at a store if it wasn't for everyone. Probably. I mean, you could get like painkillers and stuff that aren't snacks at waste height. Yeah, but those are for everyone. Yeah. That's true. That's a good point.
Starting point is 00:06:22 I just like the M has nipples. I didn't even notice it was supposed to be an M. I said it was two boobs. It said it's an METT's two boobs. Munchkin milkmakers. Munchkin milkmakers. Well, it's a lot to take in upon seeing it. There's not many brands that are just two titties.
Starting point is 00:06:43 How many brands are two titties as their logo? Outside of tit cake or whatever he said. Oh, Starbucks is a real thing. Cake titty. No, but didn't you once mention something about lactation and I got confused and I thought it was something else? Maybe. That sounds very possible, but I'm just really hung up on cake titty. Titty cake. Does it look like a tit? Or is it ingredient-wise?
Starting point is 00:07:11 Where does the titty part come in? I just thought you were talking about making it, making stuff with tit milk. But if we were going to make a titty cake, does it look like a titty? Or does it just have tit-based ingredients? I guess it depends on. what you're looking for, man. What kind of cake do you want? Well, I'm asking Gavin.
Starting point is 00:07:31 I feel like he's the creator of this. He's the Quinsar and the Titty Caker. It sucks to be confused about something that I was previously confused about. Like, I don't remember what confused me and now I'm more confused. Nick posted an image of Junior's jazz dance classes. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Those are people. Those are people. Oh, my God. Yeah, they're people. My brain just did the first. Flip. I didn't understand what I was looking at. Definitely looks like a pair of titty's.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Oh, man, that's got to be intentional. Especially if it's jazz dance. Oh, that's crazy. So Nick's up for the challenge. Yeah. All right, Nick, we're going to make you lactate. I'm very excited about this. We'll have to see if we can get a milk pump or two.
Starting point is 00:08:25 No, it's going to be good. You're going to be fine. Okay. Gavin, you want to talk about your oxygen levels? I think maybe it's a good idea. Yeah, let me have a rummage here. Try to get something through to disclaim. I found something.
Starting point is 00:08:38 So I've cleaned up all the cat piss, right? Great. That's good. Good job. Went around all the baseboards, looked through all like cables and stuff. But there was one area that I didn't check. Oh, no. And I discovered it.
Starting point is 00:08:52 What area did you not check? Oh, wow. Make that a bit bigger. You can see that Smee has pissed into my PC. And he pissed through... PPC. Ew. Pissy!
Starting point is 00:09:06 You're Pee-PC. He pissed through the front grill Into the dust Cover, and I think it's just been sucking in piss And distributing piss around this room It's your, it's a He turned it into a pissinal computer Yeah, a pissifier
Starting point is 00:09:24 Oh God Do you don't have any idea of win either, huh? Well, I've moved this into another room So I assume he did that like at least eight months ago Oh, you've just been breathing piss air Hot, computerized piss air. Was it a good coolant? Has the computer stayed cool?
Starting point is 00:09:46 How's the cooling levels of it? Well, I think what it's done is it's formed like a paste in the dust area. So the dust has become... Yeah, the dust is formed a piss paste, and I think it's blocking air, so I think it's made the PC hotter. But this flap is only open when I'm using like a disc. So he must have got in and out,
Starting point is 00:10:06 and then I've closed it up. Closed in his piss. But yeah, I might have just get a new case because I can't clean all the internals there. It's amazing he didn't electrocate himself doing that. Oh, maybe he did, though. Maybe it increased. We don't know he didn't.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Maybe the craziness of him has been amplified. Oh, wow. Have you noticed a change in behavior? You think it could have, it would have made him worse and not better, like it wouldn't have corrected a problem? Absolutely. This is his super villain or story. Respectfully, has there anyone that's been struck by electricity and then become better?
Starting point is 00:10:49 It's a great point. I feel like it's always negative. That's a really good point. It's typically not good. They're always like super villains. They're dead. They're Ben Franklin. Like, it's not good.
Starting point is 00:10:59 That kid powder got struck by lightning, but he disappeared into the heavens. Yeah. Which kid? Yeah. That movie Powder, 90s movie, but the bald kid. Oh. Do you not remember that?
Starting point is 00:11:11 You got struck by lightning and they disappeared. Have you not seen that movie, Gavin? No, I've never seen it. I don't think I've seen it or heard of it. Really? I remember when it came out, man. There's powder. I remember this.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Oh, that looks familiar. I remember this like VHS cover haunting me at every video store forever. It was that. And then I've never seen that. I think this one was the other one where the glasses had the lightning in it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, big time, big time. Powder so fucking much.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Yeah. What's wrong with his thumb? What? A gammy thumb. I think that's what everybody made fun of them for. One of the best films of the year, it says on the front. Which is a Fox affiliate in Salt Lake City. Yeah, what year did powder come out?
Starting point is 00:12:00 95. 95, 96, somewhere around there. I think that it was, it was. it was a pretty well-liked and reviewed movie on the indie circuit, but I think the director or the creator of the film may have been real bad, may have gotten, gone to jail or something for a long time.
Starting point is 00:12:18 What a cast. Sean Patrick Flannery, Jeff Goldblum, Lampenrichson. Remember Mary Steve Bergen from it. Yeah. We got back on our movies. We got virtual weapon to watch. We do have virtual weapon.
Starting point is 00:12:31 We got a lot. And that's why I'm glad that Jeff is re-listening to all these episodes so we know the things that we have to get to for 2026. It's good. Yay. Pick up that ball and drop it. Thanks, man.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Do you want me to tell you something that we have to eat egg sandwiches in front of each other? That's what I learned from last week's episode. Yeah, the four-way standoff? Yeah, the four-way egg sandwich off. Do you think Smee could be a virtual weapon now that he's been electrocuted by a PC while peeing in it? Do you think that that may be? You think it's like Tron? Like it sucked him dick first into the computer?
Starting point is 00:13:04 So, if you're going to get sucked into a Tron world, what party would you want to get sucked in first? Oh. Under the fear of what if, like, it stops midway and you lose that part? Well, I suppose, like, feet first then. A bit furthest from my heart and brain. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:26 What, you think you would want to go in brain first? Oh, wow. Well, like, where do you, where would you rather be? half a person in Tron World or in real world? What if you, what, hmm, okay. Let's say it cuts off, right? Like you're in the process of going in.
Starting point is 00:13:48 And it cuts off. And in Tron World, you'll be fine no matter what. You'll just be sealed on whatever pieces get through. Would that change it for you? Well, in Tronwood, I could just add like a computer body, couldn't I? Could you? Supplement the rest of it. So it doesn't matter then.
Starting point is 00:14:04 So it would just be on the earth side. what part you'd be willing to risk. Yeah. I think it could be a benefit on the Tron side. Yeah, then I guess I'd go feet first. If I could do, I could do anything. It's just a long, I don't wait. It's a long back process.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Okay, hang on. Now I'm confused, because it seems like we landed on, you would go head first into Tron and then whatever you're missing, you could make in Tron, and then you said, yeah, I'll go feet first then? Well, because I could just build, I could just build my body whenever
Starting point is 00:14:36 based on what Gavin was saying, heart, brain in the real world. But his flesh, he'd still have most of it on the outside, and he doesn't need his shitty ankles anyway. That's true. Oh, that's actually a really good point. Maybe you would go like arm first. Permanent zero ankle integrity.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Yeah. But in Tron, he could set his ankles to 100. Right, but if his head's not in Tron, is he in Tron? Oh, shit. That's a good point. Well, that's what I thought we were all saying. I thought where your head goes, that's where you're at. But you need your head in the real world.
Starting point is 00:15:07 It couldn't be in Tron? Isn't the one guy the program in Tron? Yeah, but if your ankle is going to Tron, you're still living without feet in the real world. If your head goes into Tron, you're a decapitated corpse in the real world. Okay. What about if you're entering Tron
Starting point is 00:15:25 and it can only do 20% at a time and you have to flip a coin and depending on what side, if you're successful or if it keeps processing? You attempt it? No. What? I like that we keep staying in Trott as the Trot as a place.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Tron's like a man. It's like a computer man. It was a guy named Tron. Yeah. Okay. He's a program. That's, you know what? I never saw the first one.
Starting point is 00:15:53 I'm not equipped to really have this conversation. I'm pretty sure they still explain it. I've seen Tron too. They show Tron. He's in the second one. Well, his human form is in the, in the real world in the second one. Yeah. Alan.
Starting point is 00:16:06 I remember CG, Jeff Bridges. Yeah, Digibridges. And orange suits and daft punk had music in it. That's all I remember from Tron, too. It also has the guy in it from Four Brothers. Cracker Jack. Yeah. He's in it.
Starting point is 00:16:24 That's all my knowledge of Tron, too. So I, that's, I'm not equipped. This is a franchise I know very little about. Was the character Tron in the new one? I didn't see the shitty, uh, Aries, or whatever it was? I don't know. I never saw it.
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Starting point is 00:19:50 This new year with Shopify by your side. I have a, I have a movie-based game for all of you. Oh, hell, yeah. Oh, great. Let's do it. Sort of a game in general. It's sort of a game of cooperative deception.
Starting point is 00:20:06 I had a thought of I was looking at film scores, and I realized that the titles are just nonsense, but they're linear explanations of the film. So what I've done is I've compiled a movie, a TV show, and a video game, and I'm going to read the track order, and you guys need to figure out which movie and or show and our game it is based on the titles of these tracks.
Starting point is 00:20:36 that indicate plot as well as they're linear. But what I want you to do is, I will say, like, track one is this. When you think you know it, message me on Slack with what number you're guessing at, and the thing you think it is. And vocally, you don't need to align with what you're sending me. Okay. Real quick, just real, real, just real fast, just real fast. Jeff, Jeff, if you can just give me a,
Starting point is 00:21:06 quick rundown of those rules one more time. That would really help me out. I'll be honest with you. I can't. I'm a little confused. Are you sure? I know. Here's what I know. I know that I need to send my guest to Andrew via Slack directly.
Starting point is 00:21:21 I got that too. So I'm on the same page there. And I know that it could be a TV show or a video game or a movie. And that it's track listings of the episode or something. I don't know. I understand how it's going to be presented. Okay. But I'm excited.
Starting point is 00:21:36 to find out. First of all, I appreciate Eric, you're not just asking me to clarify. No, no, I was hoping Jeff I want to get a lot
Starting point is 00:21:43 to tee up Jeff for a big successful swing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I get it. It's simple. I'm going to read the track lists. You guys vocally are going to discuss
Starting point is 00:21:52 what you think it is, but you don't need to be honest in those conversations because the selection is based on what you send me in Slack. Absolutely. Yeah, the earlier you get it correctly.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Yeah. The more points you get. And there will be a winner at the end of this. Dude, absolutely. So are you doing it like there's one movie, one game, blah, blah, blah, or we, it could be any of them. It could be any of the three.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Yeah. I won't tell you the genre or the thing it is. And the pool is all television, movie, and video games in history? Mm-hmm. Yes. The pool is content. The pool is content. The pool is content.
Starting point is 00:22:31 It's all things that are things we've discussed on the show. Oh, okay. There you go. Well, that seems like an important point to make. I'm ready, Andrew. Let's do this thing. Maybe I don't need to come up with a fucking game. This is what I'm going to deal.
Starting point is 00:22:45 This is what I get. This is what I get? I try to add content to the show. I'm ready. Andrew, what are you talking about? We're ready. We're ready to play your game. Excited about your game.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Yep. Andrew, I got the instruction. Nick gets. See, Nick's on top of it. See, I got it. Nick gets it. Nick face attention. I did.
Starting point is 00:23:01 I did. First track. He's only paying attention when he's agreeing with me on the other side he's an ass kisser. All right, let's go. You're right, Jeff. Now, I won't be saying the track name. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:15 If it has the title of the movie in it. Of course. Skip that part. Yeah, skip it. Track one. Jimmy's tucks. Track two. Skateboard chase. Any thoughts?
Starting point is 00:23:33 Anybody have any feelings on what this is? I sent you a guess. I understand that. Your message did go through, Jeff. Yeah. I saw it. You don't need to be worried about it, buddy. Well, you asked
Starting point is 00:23:50 anyone that could have a guess, so you're just making sure you got it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He said, I say you a guess, and then you asked if anybody had any a guess or thoughts, so I was like, well, I want to make sure he got it, and then you were dismissive of me,
Starting point is 00:24:04 and I don't appreciate it. Third section, Mad Bike Messenger Fourth track Jimmy's Dream Track 5 The Tuxedo Main title
Starting point is 00:24:22 Track 6 I thought you weren't going to say the name of the movie Yeah I just have given up hope on you Because you're the only one who hasn't sent a message in yet Well the first one was about a tuxedo And you said it wasn't in the name of the thing So I didn't guess Tuxedo Oh you should
Starting point is 00:24:39 You probably should have You probably should have made a guess. Yeah. The film isn't called Jimmy's Tucks. Did we watch a different movie? Right. Is that why you were disappointed, Gavin? Because you watch Jimmy's Tux?
Starting point is 00:24:58 And it wasn't what you wanted it to be? But if you had a song that was called Neo in The Matrix, I wouldn't not get... What do you mean? What do I mean? I mean, the movie's called the Tuxedo. And the thing is Jimmy's tubs. Those are completely different things.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Hey, so just point of order real quick. Do I get a point for that? Yeah, do I get a point? You both got it immediately. Thank you. Thank you very much. What happened in Nick? Points to Gavin.
Starting point is 00:25:31 What about Nick? You misled me. No, I didn't. Nick, what did you guess? Oh, wait. But you didn't get a point. Wait, why didn't Nick get a point? Nick gets less of a point.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Nick gets half point. Kevin gets negative point, Nick gets half point. He did say you get more points the faster you chime in. That's exactly right. And Eric and Jeff both got it on the first one. Okay. Second thing. Now, just right before we get into that, Andrew, which I am very excited to get into more of this.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Gavin, how are you feeling about where you stand right now as we look at the standing which are in Discord now. Jeff and Eric tied at one, Nick 0.5 and Gavin minus 1. Well, I feel like throughout the description of the game, I would have definitely been guessing the tuxedo as my first guess for the first track until Andrew said that it wouldn't mention
Starting point is 00:26:30 any of the name of the movie in the answer. I said if it has the movie's title in it, I will not say the track. What is the name of the movie? Or Edo, apparently, because tux isn't in it? It's an insane argument. The Edo. Hey, Andrew, as the game master, I'm on your side.
Starting point is 00:26:56 I think we should strip this man of coins bar title based on this. This guy's acting insane. I will say, even though I patched the first round, I like this game. Second game. Main title, track one. Main title. Track 2. The Island.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Track 3. World's Worst Beach Party. Track 4. Credit where credit is due. This sounds like the godfather to me. Track 5. Run like hell? Track 6.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Hollywood and Vines. Track seven. Just die already. Track eight. Me and my big mouth. Track nine. Crocodile lock. Track 10.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Win one for the Reaper. When do we start discussing? You can discuss. I tried. I just didn't. I didn't interrupt you. It felt like you were on a roll. I'm only feeling because you guys aren't saying anything.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Okay. Dude, that's some fucking bullshit. As soon as I opened my mouth, it just kept going. No, gentlemen, I'm on your side. I'm on your side. They're doing nothing. Well, that's what I was, I just didn't want to interrupt the game master. The game's the deception part.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Right, right, right, right. I thought there was going to be a stop down. I thought there was going to be a stop down point after like maybe five and then you go discuss. And I was, I was creating pauses after everyone and then there was no thought. I thought that was just for us to like think about it for a second and then you move on. No, no, that was for interjection time. But we're figuring out. This is the first run of the game.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Hey, just because you're the games are, that's on me, man. What do you mean interjection time if we're silently typing answers to you on Slack? Why don't we just buzz in? Well, if it was based on the last category, you didn't type in at all. You didn't say shit.
Starting point is 00:29:03 And you were just as quiet. I don't even know what track we're on now. Charlie hangs around. Oh, okay. I mean, everybody submitted an answer, right? Yeah, I think we all submitted an answer, right? No. I did one round one.
Starting point is 00:29:18 really? No, who Nick didn't? Wow, really? Listed half the cast and the... Now, yeah, no kidding. So, what, Nick, what are you thinking that it could be maybe? I got no idea. I thought at first I was like, Scooby-Doo!
Starting point is 00:29:35 You could guess Scooby-Doo. I can see the parallels. Yeah. Sure. They're talking about an island and stuff? Mysteries. At this point, everyone, but Nick is guessed, I'm just going to start reading through
Starting point is 00:29:47 the rest of these, Nick, and let me know. Naval gazing, proper motivation. That was a title. That's crazy. Run away. We're friends.
Starting point is 00:29:59 Getting Ethan. Thinking clearly. Locked out again. Hey, did you get it yet, bud? Hey! He figured it out. Oh, cool. I got it.
Starting point is 00:30:12 I forgot the TV show part. I was thinking. Oh, you should trip you up. I believe Eric was first Or no, Jeff was first, sorry Then it was Eric, then it was Gavin Then it was Nick I guessed on the second track
Starting point is 00:30:28 Okay, well then you were second If you guys could mark in your thing Track 2 and then your guess or whatever Just so it's easier for me to look at the time code How does that help me If everyone is messaging things at the same time The time code will tell you which one came in first But you're sending me DM?
Starting point is 00:30:46 It's not a linear line. What do you mean it's not a line? I mean, it says, if you click it and it says, I sent you lost at 11.30 and 0.3 seconds. Oh, actually, I said it at 11.30 and 3 seconds. Damn slight doesn't go down to the millisecond. I don't even get seconds on mine. I just get minutes. You gotta hover. You gotta hover over it. I'm using my phone for this.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Hold your thumb on it, maybe. maybe. Hold one down. Does it really give you to the second on the app? Yes, yeah. It's 1130, 38. Okay. Wait, wait. You typed yours at 1130, 38? 1130 and 38 seconds. And Andrew gave you second? We just put the... 35 seconds later. Can we just put a number in front of your thing in relation to when you get it? You tell Andrew what number? Hey, Games are, I think Gavin is being a little insolent and should probably lose a point for that insolence, but that's just me.
Starting point is 00:31:55 I agree. No, he's not. I have to defend Gavin here. I'm trying to help how the games are. Now, it seems like two people are against you, Andrew, and two people are for you. Two people are on your side. I learned something from that, and I appreciate that. But instead of having to hover and look at the seconds, why don't you just put a number in front of your guess for what track it was? that made you guess that.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Because that doesn't, if two people get it at the same, you both get points. Read out. Well, what if I submit it during track 8, but I write one as my number? How are you, I mean,
Starting point is 00:32:28 you're gonna have to go to the time. Okay, we'll do it your way. It's your game. We'll do it your way. I'll do it the way you want. It's fine. Andrew, me and Nick are on your side. It's just something to think about.
Starting point is 00:32:40 It's just thinking about it. You know, just thinking about who's on your side and who's against you while you're playing this good game. I'm on the side of the game. Where the point stand? Let me look at the leaderboard.
Starting point is 00:32:52 Let me go to the other thing. Okay. Let me reflect. Let me evaluate this thing. My favorite part of a game show is going to take the rest of the... Hang on. Hang on. Let me reflect.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Well, listen, most game shows they're not fucking yelling at you about rules the entire time. No, no. That's actually doing it better. And then you got a guy that doesn't even understand what titles are and he's telling you that different combinations of words are actually the same combination. Oh, is that me? Yes. Well, I apologize. I messed up round one.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Jeff, too. What did I do? I just gave you a point. Oh, two. What did I do? All right, Jeff, okay, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, got it. Everyone's,
Starting point is 00:33:39 Eric, one point five. One point five for Eric, got it. Gavin Zero. Gavin Zero got it. But I, and Nick. You're negative one. I gave you a point.
Starting point is 00:33:52 You're now at zero. Yeah. And then Nick, and then Nick one. Nick, wow, Nick, Nick is up to one. That's pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Way to go. Can I ask why I just got one point? He weren't first. I mean, I should have gotten a full point also. I mean, I just feel the same way, but that's fine.
Starting point is 00:34:08 We're figuring out this point thing. Yeah, as we go. We're learning. Oh, I got to post this for posterity for the video version. This is going to take the rest of, of the episode.
Starting point is 00:34:20 No, we only got one more. I smartly ranked one of each. Andrew, can I ask, how do the points work based on the order that we submit? Gavin loses a point for an unnecessary question. I actually like that a lot. So here, let me update that score real quick. There it is.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Right. So it's not like one to five in reverse order? No, no, no, no. Okay. That would make them of sense. out your twinsies, Gav. That's pretty impressive. Wait, did you say that made the most sense why I said? Yeah, yeah. I think that's a good addition. We can modify the rules.
Starting point is 00:34:57 We can change that. The rules are, for the last time. Appreciates that suggestion. Okay. But also you get a negative point because he did it in a public forum and made you look back. I agree with you games are. 100%. Yep. It's a great rule. It's a great rule. The next track. On your side. Rainforest. Track two. Downtown. Track 3.
Starting point is 00:35:25 Frontier. Track 4. Motherland. Track 5. Countryside. Track 6. Orient. Track 7.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Liberation. Track 8. Fort Mode. Track 9. Wormhole. Track 10. sudden death and those are all the tracks
Starting point is 00:35:56 oh that's all of them Andrew I guessed it and I put the track number that I guessed it and put the track number yeah just so ooh that's actually gonna hurt you in the standings ouch yeah but Gavin how you feeling do you have a guess or what's up
Starting point is 00:36:13 type in it now oh okay did you put what track number yeah it's okay we did it all That's fine. You say so. Just put track one. He won't know. Gavin's guess makes no sense on every level.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Oh, that's cool. I appreciate it. Okay. So, we made our guesses. How do we look? Okay, I'm going to start with Gavin's guess. Okay. As a sort of evaluation of how we look.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Okay. Gavin guessed who framed Roger Rabbit. track 17. AKA pass. The problem with that is it's a movie, it's a show, and it's a game. So we have done a movie in a show. That was a Roger Rabbit game.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Was there? I guess, yeah, there probably was. You know, fair enough. That'd be a wild poll. But no, it is not for Roger Rabbit. And of the 10 tracks, it was not the 17th of them. Got it.
Starting point is 00:37:17 The next guess. Bye. Okay. Track one. That's not out yet. That's not out yet. Is it? No. Bleep that. Well, you're going to see it in the images.
Starting point is 00:37:30 No, we'll blur it. We just need the time. Okay. Track one, Halo, by Jeff. Yeah, I don't think I'm right. That is incorrect, unfortunately. Halo? I thought Rainforest might be at the beginning of Halo 3,
Starting point is 00:37:46 and so I wrote it down. That's fair. Cool. That's what I thought. Both Nick and Eric got it. Really? Yeah. I'm going to give Eric additional points
Starting point is 00:37:56 because he got it to the game. Yes! Oh, I didn't think. Oh, fuck. It was Worms WMD. Woo! Oh, wow. Take that.
Starting point is 00:38:05 Whoa, you got that? Yeah, but it was like on track nine. It was like, right as he was about to say wormhole. Wormhole. Nick and Eric both popped off at Wormhole. Yeah. Whoa. It was like, it was like, oh shit, fuck yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:17 I don't. They got it ever gotten that. That's an insane. I mean, if I thought more about it being related to stuff, If we do, I might have got it, but that was a great good. I mean, he's been pretty clear about it. Stuff that we've talked about on the show, right? Yeah, I tried to make this first round pretty easy,
Starting point is 00:38:33 and then I figure maybe I'll do a theme going forward. I just really enjoyed Michael Giacchino's score naming for the first season of Lost. Yeah. Crocodile Walk is incredible. I feel like he does that through the whole show. Like, they're all named. He does. Yes.
Starting point is 00:38:50 The track Charlie hangs around, which is in reference to one. he gets beaten to death and is left hanging in a tree to die by his neck is such a like comedic way of referencing an extreme scene. Has a track name ever been a spoiler for the movie? Oh, that's interesting. Like as, was there a piece of music called Snape Kills Dubedore? Death of Boromir. Oh, yeah, that would be a spoiler.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Luke, I'm Your Father was my favorite John Williams. And that's the game. I can do more than that. Listen, I appreciate some suggestions. I'll go back to the lab and work on it. I think the deceptive nature of the game isn't needed. I was just trying to have something to fill
Starting point is 00:39:38 while I was reading out titles and trying to make it more exciting. But it seemed like that wasn't the way to go. So we'll make adjustments. I'm excited to see the audience suggestions here. This is going to be good. I think there's a lot of really good bones here. This is a really good idea.
Starting point is 00:39:51 I'm very excited to play it again in the future. I like the idea of having different track. I never think about like DVD chapters or whatever is like track titles, but that's exactly what it is. So that's good. That's a great, yeah, I didn't even make that comparison. I wonder how they line up. How do you mean?
Starting point is 00:40:06 Like if you were to look at the chapter names of a film, how often are they the track titles as well? Are they completely seen? Wait, then what did you read us from the Tuxedo? Is it from the soundtrack? Yeah, that's soundtrack. Oh, really? Oh, I thought everything I read.
Starting point is 00:40:21 I thought those were the title. You didn't know was the soundtrack? Not for that one. I thought they were DVD chapters. No, everything I read was all soundtrack titles. Hey, hey, last place. I don't want to hear it from you. Sounds like last place actually had somewhat of a better understanding.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Oh yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, exactly the first place. Last place is actually first place. Okay, yeah. It gets three points. Thank you. This. This came to be because I was trying to find some music to listen to while I fell asleep.
Starting point is 00:41:00 I thought, oh, I haven't lost as like a show on a beach. That might be cool. It's a stressful soundtrack that is not something you can fall asleep to. It's pretty fast-paced. It's just, it's a lot of, a lot of tense sounds happening. Did not work. It was a bad to pay, but it led to this game, and I appreciated the roasting. Great game.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Did Jimmy's tux make you feel a little bit sleep here? You know, I didn't actually listen to any of that. I was just more shocked that the tuxedo score was available on Spotify. That is pretty wild. I thought that was crazy. I was also very surprised Worms and WMD was available as a Spotify soundtrack. How often do you encounter a soundtrack that's better than the film? Oh.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Because I just came across it and I was blown away. Phantom Menace, maybe? Oh, that's a good one. Baby Driver? Oh, baby driver's a really good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. I was watching for So Alright, I was watching Mark for Death, the Stephen Seagall movie. It's basically him fighting a bunch of Jamaican drug dealers.
Starting point is 00:42:03 So all the music is reggae and like Jimmy Cliff did a bunch of original music for it. And the soundtrack is objectively awesome. And the movie is objectively terrible. And I just keep thinking about how much better the soundtrack is than the film. And I don't know that I've ever encountered that anywhere else. How's this running in that movie? Oh, dude, it was prime Seagal run. This was like his third.
Starting point is 00:42:25 It was like his third big film. He did above the law and then Hard to Kill maybe. No, Understige was the fifth one. It was hard to kill above the law, marked for death, and out for justice, right? I think this was the third one. Do you think the four of us in Austin
Starting point is 00:42:42 could go to a track and potentially have a Seagull running race? Yeah. I don't think. you want to win that. Yeah. I don't think you want to win any Seagal-based competitions. I think there's a thing where, like, when you get to a certain age, you're not supposed
Starting point is 00:42:59 to, like, run as hard as you can for as long as, like, I just, like, I don't. After, like, 45, you're never supposed to sprint again or something. Yeah, that was one thing. It's like, I don't know. I mean, we can do it. I'm just worried. He's just asking for an ACL tear. I've only got seven years of sprinting.
Starting point is 00:43:17 Well, I think if you're in great shape and you're, like, a marathon runner or something. that's probably extended as long as you want it to be. But for the average dickhead, yeah. Hey, I got two things I need to get to before we end, if you guys don't mind. Please. The first one is, it's just an update on something that's been going on in the background for a really long time,
Starting point is 00:43:34 and I felt like I should share it with you. I'm a mixed feelings about it, but on Sunday, I went with Emily to the vintage garage sale at the Palmer Vint Center in downtown Austin, and as we were going there, I drove by Sandy's hamburgers, which is a place I used to eat a lot of corn dogs from.
Starting point is 00:43:56 And something snapped in me. And on January 11th, 2026 at 1259 p.m., I ate a corn dog and then one half of another corn dog. Oh my God, your corn dog in? 2026 is corn doggin? Yeah, I don't know what that means going forward, but I just, I just, I was powerless to stop it.
Starting point is 00:44:18 I was powerless. Yeah. We pulled in and I went up and I ordered two corn dogs and I just had to eat them. I had to. I don't know how to explain it. I had to. Was it like an emotional moment ordering it? Like what was that process?
Starting point is 00:44:35 Emotional, that's an interesting way to put it. Yeah, I did. I took a picture to commemorate the moment. It did feel a little weird because it was like I felt like a bit of a failure because I had determined I was never going to eat a corn dog again for the rest of my life. But then I also felt like, well, that's just self-imposed, and it's not like I have anything against a corn dog. I just got sick of them. I'm allowed to get unsick of them, potentially.
Starting point is 00:44:58 And so I worked through the emotions. But yeah, I would send you guys the photo, but you'll never get it on Slack. What made you stop halfway through the second one? I was full. It wasn't like a moral thing or anything. I just, I was having a shake as well. Strawberry shake, pretty good there. and here you go
Starting point is 00:45:20 I put it up in Slack I could get there eventually yeah I just was done you know I don't want to force it so dude that's a that's a crazy what the
Starting point is 00:45:31 what the fuck what the what the fuck I just don't like what are you what the fuck for audio listeners the photo of Jeff eating the corn dog is it halfway in his mouth
Starting point is 00:45:45 it's down his road and him looking sort of surprised. He's all smiles. I guess if I describe his look, it's sort of a look of like joy, but also I can't believe I'm back here.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty much it. Yeah, I've been feeling that a lot lately. I wish the dog on the sweater was on the other side because it looked like he was looking up at you eating it. Just the dog observing some dog eatery. I also, I like the tiger's hat, Jeff. That's a nice hat.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Oh, thank you very much. I love. I appreciate it. I do feel like the, orange pops. Anyway, so you know, that's your, I guess, final update on the corn dog saga. I don't feel like I'm in any kind of
Starting point is 00:46:26 place to make any sort of a proclamation one way or another going forward. I think we're just going to feel it out and see... Just see where the wind, where the day takes us, you know, culinary. But anyway, I have eaten a corn dog. The streak is over. It was a how long we've been doing this podcast?
Starting point is 00:46:43 Five years? Coming up to six years. It was about a six, almost a six year streak then. Yeah. That's crazy. Wild. I thought I would go at least a decade. I am so glad that this conversation was recorded because I believe it's the first time in history
Starting point is 00:46:56 that somebody said I didn't finish my second corn dog not for moral reasons. There's not many scenarios in which that needs to be clarified. And I'm finally got that moment. It's special. The other thing I wanted to share with you guys is a little lighter. I, you know, as you know, I've been going back and I've been listening to the, our episodes of our podcast to take notes to make sure we don't drop bits and stuff.
Starting point is 00:47:24 And when I was listening to 86, something, I don't know, tickled the back of my head when somebody said something funny as a non-sequitur. And this little idea germinated and I fucking, I couldn't get out of my head. And so I went ahead and listened to the episode again and I wrote a bunch of stuff down. and I made this thing. What I've created, and this is more for the audience than for us, but I've created what I call
Starting point is 00:47:53 a... Let me pull it up from you so I can... Right. An out-of-context art prompt book where I've taken 10 things that were said in episode 86 and I've isolated them and then I've put them on a left page
Starting point is 00:48:10 and then on the right page, I've left it blank for an artist to interpret whatever they want to create based on that prompt. And it's for people that maybe are feeling like creative block. They don't know what to draw. They don't know what to paint or whatever. And you just need something real fast. Somebody throw something out.
Starting point is 00:48:25 You can be like, oh, I can come up with that. So I built this book. You can look at it. Oh, that's called Out of Context art prompts as provided by episode 86 of the regulation podcast. So if you open it up, the first page, I'll explain to the audience. The first page, I'll go through it. the pool is pig and then on the right it's open you can write whatever you want because the pool
Starting point is 00:48:47 you just have to whatever you're inspired by from the pool is pig page two nominal can i get mine with no wamp page three have you ever been to crispy street now these are all things that you guys said in episode that made me laugh that i thought out of context could be anything right and i thought Maybe we should, I want to re-envision our podcast in a different way. And I also want to encourage people to draw wacky stuff because we loved all the non-traditional animal stuff. Yeah. Next page.
Starting point is 00:49:18 This is where it falls apart. Well, that could be anything. Next page, slicing the street up. Next art prompt, disgraceful to sit at. There was a lot of sitting conversation that I said. Next prompt, a guy with 18 toilet rolls under his arm. That'd be fun to draw. Next prompt, spooky juice.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Don't even remember what that. one was. Next prompt. They do it in tandem with raccoons. This is so good. Next prompt. I wouldn't know which bit to bite. And the final prompt, Blade Steak fights vampires. Oh, we should definitely do one of those jackbox drawing games and just put in some prompts. Yeah. So this is, this is published via Adobe, I guess. I don't know. So we can share this link. It's a public link. Anybody can go to it. And then if you want to download your version of the PDF and draw to your heart's content. If you want to, if that's something interesting to you, audience, I thought that'd
Starting point is 00:50:15 throw that out there for those that like to doodle. Can we put it in like the insert part, like the text part of the episode descriptor? I assume so. Can you put it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, just drop a link for? Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I already put it there. It's already there.
Starting point is 00:50:31 It's already there. The wildest way of asking, can we put it? Yeah, it's, I couldn't. Here's the thing. I knew what my intent was. Uh-huh. And I didn't know how to get there. Like, I couldn't find the words for what I wanted to describe.
Starting point is 00:50:43 I couldn't think of text box is really what I wanted. That was great. Three points. I try. Oh, thanks, buddy. So after. I had the idea. I had the idea from the pool as pig.
Starting point is 00:50:54 And then after I listened to the episode, I was like, I really need to do this. And so I had to go back and listen to the episode again, which was not great the second time. But I wrote down over 50 fucking prompts. And those are 10 that I picked. And they're not even necessarily the best. but so many of them are ham related. Some of the very, like, I'd say probably seven of the top ten are all ham related, and so I can only pick, you know, like two or so.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Sure. But it's a really funny way to look at our podcast. It's a great idea, Jeff. For you guys, if you want to just like, just try to take, just listen and then just try to write down the most bizarre, out of context things you can find. Be surprised. This podcast goes in weird directions.
Starting point is 00:51:35 We should definitely play that sketch game. And I think it'll be nice for Andrew to be able to draw as well, that's like a blank slate and not on top of a document that he's rubbed out six times? This could be a fun thing of like books reflecting the season
Starting point is 00:51:52 like almost a coloring book we can make of like season one prompt, season two. Oh, interesting. Oh, that's great. That's a cool idea. Yeah, I like that idea. We could do all sorts of stuff.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Jeff, this is great. This is such a fun idea. I can't wait to see whatever the community comes up with it. might dabble myself. I'm not much for drawing, but this is such a fun idea. I wouldn't tell yourself. Sure. I mean, you drew the chin. You drew the Chin Kugeter. Ah, that's true. That is true. But it's, you know, I think that's my peak. I don't think I'll ever hit Chin Kugeter levels again. Damn. My favorite wrestling move. I don't know, dude. I saw your,
Starting point is 00:52:30 I saw your original Gerpler design the other day at the office. That's floating around. It's still pretty strong. All along the wheels. Yeah. And teeth. Do you have the sketch of it? Yeah. We have it. Oh, I'm so glad because that was, for context, we were, and we've talked about this in some places, I don't know if we've ever talked about it on the podcast. But when Rister Teeth shut down, we were making trading cards that we were going to sell as merch. And they were very extensive. And one of the inserts was supposed to be that drawing. So I mailed that drawing to Roster Teeth for the intent of it being used as a trading card thing. And then the company died. You sent the original? Yes. I said the original one, and I was just thinking literally like yesterday, man, it sucks that that's just gone somewhere. I think it ended up in all the museum stuff. And so I had it in my closet for a long time. I was going to say, I think it's probably his closet.
Starting point is 00:53:24 I think it's in the room, the main room in those black shelves, maybe. I'm just happy we have it. I think it's great that you did, but absolutely wild to mail a picture when you could have scanned it. Well, like I wanted it for the card to be cut up and put in a card. Yeah, like I wanted it to be... Like a one of one relic. It would be lame if it was just a... It's like when you buy a trading card or whatever, like a box and you get a jersey insert,
Starting point is 00:53:48 and it's like not worn by anybody. Like it's just a cut-up jersey. Like, yeah, that stinks. I want it to be authentic. Can I kind of circle back on something that we talked about in a previous episode? And I'm doing it Jeff Sal, baby. I'm picking up things that people are going to be like, oh, they forgot about that. I didn't forget about this.
Starting point is 00:54:07 My search has already begun. is the thing that we are looking for in the house, a physical object that is it like, is it smaller than an iPhone? It's a physical object, and I would say it's different proportions than an iPhone, but I'd say it's smaller. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Interesting. That helps me. Thank you. Or of similar size. It's more compact than an iPhone. An iPhone is stretched, But it's, so it's like thicker than an iPhone, you know, but it's maybe not as long as an iPhone.
Starting point is 00:54:43 Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Thank you. My search has already begun, by the way. My search has already begun. I've already been looking.
Starting point is 00:54:53 How hard? A cursory glance in most rooms. Okay. Bit of a man look. Yeah, just sort. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely, like, I'm not picking up stuff and going like, oh, is it?
Starting point is 00:55:06 Oh, I'm opening stuff and going, no. and then sort of narrowing things down. Can I also ask, is this thing going to be moving or is it in one place? Like, you guys aren't going to move it anymore? It's there, right? I'm not going to move it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:20 I'm making sure. Thank you. I'll be allowed to modify the office to find it. What does that mean? Well, is it in the wall? What's so funny about this conversation? I just want to shut this out very quickly in relation before we fully expand.
Starting point is 00:55:37 I texted Jeff about this item He slacked me about this item two different things But we both were like oh we have thoughts about this Unrelated just general stuff I love that we both thoughts about what They're just aspects of it that we We're figuring out how we wanted it to play out maybe And I had an idea relating to it
Starting point is 00:55:58 Who slacked first I don't have a time code I'm on my phone Negative point for me I think he's slacked me or before, I think he texted me before I slacked him. It was pretty close. I was slacking while I
Starting point is 00:56:13 got the text in. But sorry, do you want to answer the question? It's not going to move? That was the question, right? Yeah, no, it's not going to, it's not going to move and you're not going to, don't get a skill saw and start taking the walls out or anything. It's not like that. Okay. Good to know. Yeah. We'll cancel an order.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Okay. This is good. I feel good about the hidden object. That's, that's all I'm really thinking toward, I guess. I have a question for Andrew based on last podcast. Okay. You describe yourself as like a foot sock taker offer, not like a hand. Yeah, yeah. Sock take her off.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Are you the same way with shoes? You just slip them on and off, or do you get the hands involved in shoes? Absolutely. Slip them on, slip them off. I became a Skechers guy because of it. They got slip on running shoes. Oh, Gus is really big into those too. Yeah, they're great.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Slip in, slip out. Two classic runners, Andrew and Gus. Yeah. I don't, I'm not. a shoe guy, but I wish I was. Like that's one of the coffee and shoes are two things where I look at the hobby and I go, I get it, but it's never
Starting point is 00:57:15 going to be for me. Is that what you, are those the things you wish you were, shoes and coffee? Yeah, like I can't justify I already collect enough dumb stuff. Like I can't add shoes that I'm not going to wear to that and also it feels endless in a way.
Starting point is 00:57:32 I think the dumbest thing I collect is I am into collecting soccer balls that I will never really use, but they're like handmade. Unkicked balls? I've got like five soccer balls that I don't have space for, that I'm in the process of cleaning out my closet. What is the significance of them?
Starting point is 00:57:52 Are they from a specific World Cups or? They're like handcraft. It's a TikTok creator is originally where I found it, but he's just like a general creator called John Paul's Balls. and he makes custom soccer balls. And they're awesome. They're very cool. But I have five of them.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Do you have a picture of any? Are they designed as regular soccer balls? Or are they themed like Rick and Morty or the Canadians? They're designed. Like the ones that they've sold are all designed as like regular balls. But like he makes ridiculous ones. Let me let me find a. photo of one of the ones. It's actually, you know what, I meant to bring this up. I'll just send a link
Starting point is 00:58:40 to it. For the last one they did, it was poorly drawn balls was the theme of them. And so they had people like submit what a poorly drawn soccer ball would be. And because it's a British thing, they took like some of their favorites and they made one of those hand towel things that Gavin talked about. Oh, hell yeah. The tea towel. Yeah, like a tea towel thing of a bunch of people's drawings of them and I got them and they are so cute. Like that is, we should absolutely circle back on that idea. I love these little teatowels I have of the ball. I'll just post a link, sorry.
Starting point is 00:59:15 We should do a Falcon tea towel. I would love a Falcon tea towel thing. Everyone has to draw themselves. But here's the premise was poorly drawn balls. This is the last set I have. But it looks like they're like little soccer balls, but they're like drawn and I just, they, they make me happy to look at.
Starting point is 00:59:32 And so I'm collecting them, but I'm not much of a soccer guy, but I think that's very cool. Yeah, but it might be the worst shape to collect as well because it takes up so much space. It's great. It does. I had one of the grossest things. I hope it's the grossest thing to happen to me this year in the process of I'm cleaning out my closet to make space. And I grabbed a box to like pull out.
Starting point is 00:59:58 And I thought it was, I thought it was something else. I thought it was a box of like X thing. And I looked at it went, oh, this isn't what I thought it was. And in that, like, distraction of the moment, I breathe with my mouth and I suck dust in. Because it was a dusty box. Just a thing of dust on my tongue immediately. It was so gross. It was terrible.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Why was your mouth so close to it? I, like, brought it because it had stuff in it that I shouldn't throw away. So I thought it was one thing that was empty and it was something else that had stuff in it that needed to remove to throw away the exterior box. And so I brought it up to pull the thing out. And I sucked at the same time with my mouth. And it just like, it was like a face hugger of dust where it was instant. And it was so goddamn gross.
Starting point is 01:00:49 And it took me out. And this is normal dust. It's not piss dust. This is standard dust. This is not cat piss dust. This is not computerized paste dust. Could you use piss dust? to make thermal paste?
Starting point is 01:01:04 How does thermal paste work? How do you make thermal paste? Uh, yeah, Gavin. I don't think piss would spread the heel. Are all pastes, pastes? Are all pastes paste? Like toothpaste and thermal paste is the paste part the same.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Well, the paste is just describing the consistency. Like, it's not an element. Okay. It's not like an ingredient. Yeah, it's just a consistency. I guess all paste are descriptors of what they're supposed to be used for and not like what they are. Like I'm sure with like thickening agents you could make anything a paste. Like a toothpaste isn't made out of teeth and a thermal paste is it made out of thermals, but it's a thing for teeth, it's a paste for teeth and a paste for thermals.
Starting point is 01:01:54 Should we do like a, will it paste sort of like turning normal things to paste? Oh, old school YouTube. Will it pace? Guys, we're going to get in the rewind for sure. I actually saw, I saw a clip from a YouTube rewind where Gavin throws cold water on Todd Womack and I did not know this thing existed.
Starting point is 01:02:18 I saw that too. Like 2014. Yes. It was weird like five years, five years later when I was in the break room and I was like, oh, I threw water on you once and he was like, what? Is that a TikTok?
Starting point is 01:02:31 Eric? Yes, I think it, I think it might have been. I love that you and I both, and did you start watching it with the thing of, oh, I wonder if Gavin's in this. Oh, my friend,
Starting point is 01:02:40 do you, brother, you know I held down that button two times the speed the fuck out of that thing. I was like, I'll find Gavin on this thing. And then surprise Todd Womack. I was very shocked. I love you and I have a similar
Starting point is 01:02:49 enough algorithm that were fed the same thing. Oh yeah. We watched the same thing for the exact same reason. As soon as I saw Gavin, I flipped. Like, I just, next thing. It was like people in different places.
Starting point is 01:03:01 throwing, doing like ice bucket on each other. So you had to just like receive the water from one angle and throw it a different one. And then they would cut them all together. But yeah, I think it was Brandon who dumped a ice bucket water on my head from, from like a 20 foot ladder. Oh my God. Really hurt. It was so painful. You look like you got annihilated by it.
Starting point is 01:03:22 Yeah. You, you get crushed. That fucking sounds like Brandon. Honestly. Yeah. I was like, why are we actually using ice? You can't even see it. I found a new video game that might be good for us to play.
Starting point is 01:03:36 Ooh. It's a post it in the Discord. It's called RV there yet. Oh yeah, yeah. And it's like a multiplayer game where we're in an RV and we are like we travel together and then we encounter obstacles. We have to clear out and make bridges and stuff so we can keep driving. Hell yeah. Seems very, uh, peak.
Starting point is 01:03:54 What's the, what's the first track on the score called? Oh, let me see. Honk, honk honk. That's entitled Goose Game, Jeff. Oh, sorry. All aboard. I've been playing a game and I'm surprised that, and maybe you two have, but it's just not listed, because I check the leaderboard for it. I've been playing fable pub games nonstop recently.
Starting point is 01:04:21 The old game? Yes, the old game. It's backwards compatible. It's all I've been playing recently. I'm having so much fun playing fable two pub games. Did you guys play that? I remember thinking it wasn't very good. I'm having so much fun with it.
Starting point is 01:04:36 It's all card games and shit, right? It's a card game thing, it's a slot game thing, and it's a dice game thing. Yeah, it was like an Xbox Live Arcade game, gov. And it was really cool where it came out before Fable 2 came out, and you would pick a character, and you could unlock stuff for Fable 2 and Fable 2 bug games. Like you can earn gold and also like weapons and stuff, so when the game came out, you can then merge that character
Starting point is 01:05:00 with whatever character you created and you'd have a bunch of stuff unlocked. I also think the debt that you have because it's like you're losing money constantly and it's like a casino type game. But I'm having so fun. It's like brainless. Are there a lot of people still playing?
Starting point is 01:05:16 No, I don't imagine so. It's a single player game. Yeah. Can I pitch a game also that I just found out about, I actually talked to Ray about it. It's called Sugaro. casino party.
Starting point is 01:05:31 And it is like Mario party, but the games are casino games. It's four player online. And you're just trying to, it's not like, oh, circle and circle and circle. You're trying to get to the end, but you're trying to get to the end, I think, with like the most money. It looks like a lot of fun that we could play online.
Starting point is 01:05:54 So, yeah, we should definitely do that. Let's definitely do that for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Does this podcast have a gambling problem? No. Not yet, but it will soon. Oh, I mean, no.
Starting point is 01:06:03 Okay. I can quit anytime. Yeah. What it does have is a length problem, though, because we're out of time, and we've got to wrap this thing up. Ah, shit. You have a length problem? The way he said it is so fucking funny. That, oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:06:27 Oh, my God. Before we wrap up. As the CEO and lead agent of talent agent representative firm, I'm on your side. I'd like to promote some stuff very quickly. Okay. I first have a real promotion thing. I have a friend, Terran Armstrong, wrote his first book called Behind the Mirror inside the world of Big Brother.
Starting point is 01:06:50 It's very good. It came out a while ago, but I read it. It's sort of about the history and also the cultural relevancy of the show and how it has expanded across time. It's a great read. I highly recommend it. You should check it out. I also have been getting a lot of guff from people online. But one of my clients appearing on a podcast and in their opinion not promoting the show, a little myth fits issue with Gavin Free, apparently. A lot of people in the comments. And I just want to say, I want to shut out, you know, sometimes appearances you don't need to promote things. But Gavin,
Starting point is 01:07:31 promoted our show. And I think that that's an important thing to highlight to the people that have the pitchforks out. And by the people with the pitchforks out, I say us. Because Gavin got roasted in a Monday morning meeting.
Starting point is 01:07:49 Yeah, but it wasn't in content. It was just, it was done privately. It was done privately. But I got this email the other day and I wanted to share that the slow-mo guys Patreon recommended us to their fans. That's the promotion.
Starting point is 01:08:07 Thanks, Gavin. Thanks, Gav. That's four points for Gavin right there. That's credit where credits do. Now, was that before or after I recommended you guys on our Patreon? Like, did you get a notification? Like, hey, you were recommended by regulation. So, hey, we got to do the same.
Starting point is 01:08:24 Or was it after? It was a retaliatory recommendation. So I recommended it from the. regulation podcast. I went, oh, we got to promote Gavin. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:34 And then, he's one of us. Uh-huh. And then Gavin said, I guess we'll do the same. In retaliation. Yeah. Sounds angry.
Starting point is 01:08:42 It does sound angry. Did I do the same thing for Burn Dog, by the way? I tried to. Yeah, burn dogs on there. Yes. Okay, cool. Yeah, you got it.
Starting point is 01:08:49 You got it. Yeah. Just making sure. Box for box. Yeah. But that's, this all came from the answer for it, Patreon.
Starting point is 01:08:55 I wanted to make sure we promoted that. James and Elise have a Patreon. So I want to make sure everyone checked out, answer for it. Hey, Andrew, thanks for checking in with us as his talent agent and explaining this to us. I appreciate it, and the elucidation helps. I did not know, I did not know that he had promoted us in such a way, but now I do, and I feel a little bit better about this.
Starting point is 01:09:13 Got to give the man some credit when he steps up, he does this thing. I got a good name for your talent agency, Andrew, if you want to use it. Yeah? What is it? Promo guys. That's awesome. Kevin, that's so good. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 01:09:28 My only client is a slow-mo guy. I like that you're my client in the same way that you own Jeff's car. Yeah, I mean, I actually own Jeff's car. Oh, I'm actually your manager, so. I'm sorry to break this to you. All right, that's... We'll just end it right there. Thanks for listening to another episode of the Regulation Podcast.
Starting point is 01:10:03 Do it again! I dare you. Bye? It was at the end. All right. See you next time.

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