F**kface - Geoff the Professional // Andrew's Homework [67]

Episode Date: August 20, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about a Gavin episode, piss dish, Geoff vs snake, Geoff vs Frisbee Golf, Geoff vs the American Woodcock, Slop o Clock stop, Bit Barrell update, Andrew's new cats, Nick treats, burger count sliders, Burger Sync, nicknames, data recovery, deleting our files, company rule, meta scores, and Portal. Sponsored by Factor. Thanks Factor! Go to FACTORMEALS.com/REGULATION50OFF and use code REGULATION50OFF to get 50% off your first box plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast. This is Episode 67. My name is Jeff Ramsey with me. As always, Andrew Panton, Nick Schwartz, Gavin Free, Eric Badoor. Today is a Gavin episode. Gavin, take it away. Hello. Back to you, Jeff.

And thank you for listening to the Regulation Podcast, apparently. It's pretty good. God damn it. I'm like the one in volleyball that just go straight up with it in front of the net. Gavin turned yes and to just a mirror. He just bounced right back at me.

Isn't that every player in volleyball? Isn't it just part of volleyball? He's the setter, but Jeff was also the setter. So instead a bun set spike, it was just set, set, nothing. Set, set floor. Oh, Christ.

I got nothing today. Oh, I was trying to give it to Gat. I was trying to smoothly transition into Gat. Then I figured Gavin being the professional that he is with his 10,000 hours of experience under his belt would intuit that and grab it and just run with an awesome episode of hilarity. You just said you have nothing. Where are you calling out his professionalism? That is true. No.

To come with nothing. Because I came in. I got nothing. Wow, man. Cool. Hell yeah. Fine. You know what?

I'll make something up right now. What do you think the moment? Here we go. Here we go. I saw a snake. You saw a snake? I saw a snake. Weren't you hoping that you'd never see a snake again or something?

Yeah, I had invented snake follows. Is this real? Because you just this open with, I need to make something up. Yeah, is this real? No, that's weird. I'm just looking through my notes. It just kept slipping into my notes.

You said you had no notes. I always have notes. I just don't have anything fucking awesome. Here are my notes. I found an infographic for the most expensive materials on earth I was on the fence on whether that would be worth talking about with you guys or not

I didn't consider that to be a material so even though it's in my notes I didn't consider it something I that was like a filler if something came up then I was doing some research on something I write about whether I was faster than a bird or not and I did find one bird that I'm definitely faster than and that bird had a lot of funny nicknames

I was probably going to bring that up but I didn't feel like that was lead the podcast material so I was going to bury it or 15 minutes or so in. You see what I mean? Then I do. All right, here's one good one that I, that's a little further down that I missed. The other morning, I woke up with an idea in my head, okay?

Okay. This, I think, is a material. And I just had it too far down. The other day, I woke up, I woke up with an idea in my head. I was laughing as I had the idea as I woke up from it. I immediately thought, I'm going to forget this idea. Let me write down the essentials of it. And then I'll go back to sleep.

Forgot about that until just this moment when I see it kind of buried halfway on my notes because I woke up in the middle of the night to write it down and so I didn't put it at the top of the notes and I have no idea what this fucking means I had invented a game maybe you guys can help me out okay the game is called dish dish clean piss and then if it

then it's here are the only other two notes I have okay this bad dish dirty piss or good dish no piss well so what immediately comes to mind is that you're cleaning these dishes with your piss but I don't know how, are you able to just piss on command like that? I don't know.

This was a game that I had envisioned that we would play together in the office. I remember that looking at it. And then these were the notes that were going to help jog my memory into the full game. But I don't know what piss is in this scenario. I don't know if it's actual human piss or if it's... So maybe... Maybe we take four plates, we all have lunch. Three of them have been cleaned with water and one's been cleaned with piss.

and then we have to figure out this feels like an idea that Gavin's pitching where he's just going to end up with the pistish you know what keff oh no oh no I lose again you know what that idea sounds really familiar

that really rings true that was the idea you might you might be on to something it might have been a situation where there were like three clean dishes and one dish that had piss on it Somebody got the Pish dish. That sounds...

That sounds really right. I'm not called that an A idea. I like it. I just don't think anyone actually wants to play it, and I don't think anyone wants to see it is the problem. I don't like it at all. I like the idea. That's lose-lose.

That's audience lose. That's we lose. I don't think I would even tell people that we played that. I agree, but it was in my notes, and you guys challenged me. when I said I didn't have anything, so I had to prove to you that I didn't have anything. So did this snake piss on the dish?

No, I saw the snake on my bike right the other day. Actually, it was about three weeks ago now. You know, I had the whole snake follows revelation and realized that events were being set into motion to put a snake in front of me at some point in the undefined future, and that undefined future was about two episodes ago. And I almost rode over it on my bicycle.

That's all. I was just riding through the woods. I was cutting through a... Frisbee golf course. And so was the snake. The big black, it is like maybe three feet long. I thought it was an ugly stick for a second.

And I swerved just not to hit a stick. And then I realized it was moving. And then I, you know, threw up on my mouth a little bit and almost shit my pants. And rode home immediately and ended my ride. And that was done. That took the wind out of my sails.

I like that you noticed that it was an ugly stick. Yeah, it looked weird. I didn't like the look of it from the beginning. I didn't want to hit it with my bike. And then when I found out that it was organs and teeth, I definitely didn't want to hit it. Maybe you were too focused on dodging golf frisbee's. Dude, I love.

I love. Such a prank. I fucking love riding through their dumb little frisbee course. You're going to get clocked. They got good throwing. I'm not going to get... I am not worried about those athletes hitting me with a frisbee. Are you fucking kidding?

Jack used to play disc golf. Exactly. I'm not worried about Jack hitting me with a frisbee from 75 feet away when I'm moving 18 miles an hour. No offense to Jack. But what it does do is you hear a bunch of dudes sitting on coolers go, oh man, as they got to wait while I ride by before they can sling their frisbee. It's fucking awesome. I have the opposite. If I feel like I'm in the wrong place. Oh, absolutely. I get so anxious. I'd freak out if I was accidentally. I need to leave immediately. I start sweating. I would go underground sooner than stay around. on the someone's sport course now in this situation I'm the opposite of that I look for reasons to cut through that oh we know course to annoy them like it's a highlight

yeah that's a feature and if you want to go on bike rides with me you can too it's a lot of fun I don't want this to happen to you but there is in my mind a very funny montage of you making this declaration about how you're not scared of them and then cut to you and like an upper body cast because one of their things got in your bike wheel

and it made you tumble Dude, I wouldn't even be mad. If that happened, that would be so fucking funny. I would applaud them for the shot. Oh, if you're totally fair. Maybe it should be, it's fine in the rules if someone goes through on a bike, but they have to be wearing a bullseye shirt. Oh, it doesn't even need to be a bullseye shirt.

Because, like, if you go to a driving range in golf, everybody targets the little cart that comes to collect the balls. So, like, I feel like that's you, Jeff. Yeah. You're the cart. I'm the golden snitch If they hit me, they win the day It's like when you're playing a game

Where you're trying to accumulate score And there's a bonus round Like every five levels, you're the bonus round They get a bunch of points if they hit you But I think they probably want less points But bonus points if they can hit me Hard enough to make the bike change directions Oh

I have to ask a question about that The rant you went on just then Did you call your podcast something all right? did I I didn't say anything because I'm benevolent but here is Gavin would you agree with that Gavin is his podcast something all right

I yeah he didn't know he's never listened to it I looked up I looked up I looked up I looked up the slowest bird to ever fly it is the American woodcock would you like to guess how slow the American woodcloth

Woodcock, Woodcock can fly. The American Woodcock. Yeah, American Woodcock. Is it possible that I've seen a woodcock and don't even know it? Yeah, because it's this stupid-ass-looking little bird. He's this little dumb guy. I like this guy like an idiot bird. This is a real idiot animal.

So he has a long beak and he's kind of like a chunky fella. Yeah. Looks a little bit like a kiwi. He does look a little bit like a kiwi. But he's not, he's an American woodcock. I would say, well, could he just hover. in place? Is it zero? No, no, no, no. It's not zero. It's motion. Four miles an hour. Four miles an hour. No, but you're very close. The American

Woodcock, when horny... Stop. Wait, horny? What is with you in that? The American Woodcock, when horny, uh, it flies slower when it's putting on a show for the ladies. Okay. It's trying to attract women, you know, when it's like presenting. It, At its slowest, it's been clocked at five miles an hour. Oh, wow, that's close. So you could probably walk faster than that thing could fly. However, that's not the interesting thing about that little fucker. The interesting thing about it is all of its nicknames.

It is colloquially referred to as, this sounds like the lineup of an entire, of like a double A ball league. The timber doodle, the mud bat, the hogsucker, I'm sorry, the bog sucker, the night partridge, the Labrador Twister, the brush snipe, the Hoke and poke, or the beckosy. Those are all nicknames for that little bird. The night partridge. It was like when I look up a random wrestler and I look at their nickname, what

you just said. Yeah. Just bog-sugger. Random absurd. Yeah, it must get down in the bog with its long beak. Well, yeah, he can get really down there, and then he can call out for anyone. Have you guys heard the little sound he makes? No, Eric is going to play it. He's live. Yeah. Check it out. Yeah. Check it

out. This is the little sound that he makes. Now, is he horny when he's making this? And that should be the noise they play when everybody, when somebody on the Fort Wayne Bogsuckers hits a home run. Jeff is better than this bird in every way. I want to get Woodcock text message tone, I think. That would be so annoyed. Like, when the group, like the group text is going off and you're just like,

God, this fucking bird. And that's the kind of information you can learn about on my other podcast, something all right. I wish the woodcock was faster than you normally, but slower when horny. I wish it was the thing where you were only faster when it was horny. So it flies in migration at around like 14 miles an hour. Okay. Okay.

It slows down significantly when it gets a bonner. Yeah. That's great. Is it cock a massive sail when it pops out? Yeah, I think it slows it down. It takes on too much drag. I think when it pops out, it goes, eh.

I have some regulation news. Regulation news? Oh, and I've just realized I've absolutely jeffed this picture. Oh, no. Jesus. So it's going to be, like, the wrong way. Go ahead and send it.

Go ahead and send it and redo it. Oh, it is such a jeff! You fucking blew it. I jeffed it. Anyway, my slopper clock stopped, and I was so bummed I didn't stop it. stop a clock. What?

But can you imagine if it stopped at slop o'clock? Would have been tremendous. I would play the lottery that day. Yeah, that's the lucky day. Or you're doomed for forever sloppiness. Yeah. You're just cursed. You're cursed in a constant state of slop. I want to know if anyone else who, well, the six other people who bought the Slop o'clock, amazing clock, by the way.

I don't know if any of your clocks have stopped. Oh, mine has. If any of them were close to slop o'clock. Have you ever had a slop stop on slop? My slop o'clock is currently stopped at 705. Oh, you also stopped. Oh, yeah, mine's stopped a long time ago. I don't think I ever put batteries in mine and just set it to slop a clock and I leave it in the background.

That's smart. That might be the way to do it. It's a decorative piece. It's a decorative piece that nobody bought and then now people want and we don't have. Yeah, I do find there to be a sort of a hilarious irony in the fact that I get requested constantly from people now. Look at where mine stopped. No way. Are you serious?

It's like the exact same top. What the fuck? Do we have the most consistent batteries on the planet? Are you serious? How is that? So if you start your slopp a clock. Even the second hand is almost close. But it's like, it's like a minute off by like what, like one minute?

It's like one minute. It's crazy. Yeah, the Gavin's was AM. This is clearly P-M. Yeah. No. I wonder if they stopped on the same day. Like, I wonder if that was actually a minute apart.

That's crazy. That's no way a double A battery is. That's constant. Consistent. I'm blown away by that. Me too. It's quite the coincidence. I like that when Jeff went to give the owner of Nanya, the slopper clock, he accidentally gave him a cookbook.

And then when I met him, we were still debating if we had any slop o'clocks around. So I said I would give him mine. But then Jeff found an extra. So thankfully, I still got my slop o'clock. Yeah, that's awesome. So how did he receive that, Jeff? Was he really excited? Oh, I haven't taken it to him yet because we haven't been back there.

But it is in the office. Let's go today. It's in the office. It's been on the bit barrel for so long. Well, the bit barrel just went through a bit of a transformation. So it's a, it's not there. A bit barrel update? Bit barrel is now 100% complete.

It's done? It's done. We got the drill bit in, which, Gab, I don't know, did you, I think you took video of it, right? I took video. I can, while you're talking, I can actually just trim out a section and post. Yeah, yeah. It's probably not an OSHA approved video. But we got the, when you say trim out a section post, do you mean now or in like three

weeks and then tell me you're going to sarcastic? Well, he's going to trim it now, but he's going to show it to you in three weeks. Post for you, Andrew. It's a long clip, so I'm going to have to make it discordable. Okay. I bought a drill bit. I just, it's hard to tell when you're buying stuff on Amazon. So I just bought the biggest drill bit I could find for a metal drill bit.

It looks like kind of a pyramid almost, like a cylindrical pyramid. And it came in, it was fucking, it weighed as much as the drill. It was so fucking heavy. And the neck on it was so thick. I didn't know that it would fit into the, into the drill casing. but it did, it just barely fit. And at this point, I was hoping Gavin would have the video ready

because I don't know how much further I can vamp on the size of a drill bit. It was so, it was smaller than a breadbox, but still very big. Oh, wow. Nothing? Okay. I just don't want to help Gavin in this situation. I just want him to...

No, it's still too big for this. You can put it in slack. What are you doing? Unintended consequence is that, Gavin and I got absolutely doused in hot metal shavings. What? And I had to go home and take all my clothes off

and put them in the washing machine and take a shower because I was covered in metal slivers and it was brutal. Luckily, I was, you know, I was wearing safety goggles and you put metal slivers in a washing machine? Is that okay? Sure. Yeah, it has to be fine. I shook it out first. Yeah, they'll get pulled out into the water and then suck down a tube. it probably would have been bad if you walk past a magnet on the way home

might have been great oh yeah I'm gonna hit play on this thing you guys ready yeah I'm ready to the noise okay here we go I'm not live in three two one yeah I know it's a girl playing at the same time oh my god you didn't even like secure

this is crazy what's up I secured it with my hands yeah it the drill looks like it Shakuring. It's just, yeah, shaking left and right. I bought some, uh, I bought some, uh, sandpaper too, because we got some pretty jagged edges on this. Oh, it would be so sharp. I'm going to, I'm going to sand down. And I believe the,

uh, I bought like a little mini, uh, leaf blower. I think it came in yesterday. So we are ready to go. We just need to, we just need to fill the bit barrel with bits. Do we do that with Falcons? I think we do it with Falcons. Yeah. Okay. All right, we'll do our next Falcon event, maybe will be the getting together with the Falcons and fight old bits, writing them down, throwing them in the bit barrel, baby. I thought you would have gone for a hole saw, like a drill, like a normal drill bit with like the ring around it. Yeah.

I just Googled Best Metal Wholesaw, and that's what they came up with. Maybe it's different. I know the one you've talked about before for wood, but I've never used it for metal before, so I don't know. That's fair. Maybe they're just for wood. I'd like to see you use a pickaxe next time. Just go full swing, create a big,

hole? I'm down for that. I think the hole's big enough. We'll find out. And if it isn't, it's sort of awesome. I sort of love if it isn't. Yeah, then I can make it bigger. Before we put the

like leaf blower in it to like shoot the bit up to catch it and everything, did you get the metal shavings out from inside of the barrel or are they still inside the barrel? No, no, we cleaned it out. Okay, good. I'm just making sure. I just didn't want someone to look down.

The thing pops up. You get covered in metal shavings. We also didn't want to drag a thousand or probably a couple thousand slivers into the house. No, I appreciate it. That's fantastic. It's great. Yeah, this is great. Do we keep it over with like the suits?

Where are we put in the bit barrel? Well, we have so much room now that we don't have the pinball machine in the living room anymore. You're putting it in the living room, you think? It's right in the middle of the middle of the middle. Right in the middle. I don't know. We put it wherever you guys want. It doesn't matter.

We put it everywhere by the suits. Sure. We'll figure it out. What if it was... Yeah, maybe it should be right in the middle. I think it should go in the streaming room. I think it's a great set decoration piece on like an end table. But whatever.

That's fine too. Oh, we could go on Jeff's new set. Jeff, you have a new set? It can go anywhere. The break room. We got that break room pretty much done. Oh, that's exciting. Andrew, have you not been rolling around recently?

You know, I tried to do it the other day, but my charge cable was too secure. and I typically can just knock it off, but I was tethered to the wall. I could not escape. It's not a really weak magnet. Usually you just drive away from it. Yeah, typically I've been able to just go zipping on through, but however I was placed last time I went,

it would not let me detach. I was trying to take a little peek. Should we charge you on a table so you just drive off the table and definitely unplug? Oh, that could be good. Because there are new wires in there, and it's a little tricky. I'm having to figure out how to get past the wires

because the wires will tilt me. Somebody saved me, thankfully. Last time I hopped in, was able to go around. I immediately tipped on some heavier cables that are now in that streaming room. Yeah, it's a bit of a mess in the streaming room, but it'll all get tucked away and finalized soon. I was there for about an hour on my own the other day,

and I was just pretty lonely. You didn't come to life or anything. You should have, did you post? I'll typically try to pop in if I see someone's going to be there. All right. If you didn't share it, how would I know? Would I just sense it?

I just got to be there. Sometimes you just pop out. That is true. Yeah, I guess to just assume, though. I got to scout soon. I got to see what's going on at this office. You know, between busy schedules, summer plans, working on two shows and having a kid, sometimes all I've got is a couple minutes.

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Did you say you have new cats? I do have new cats. You did say that. I had a new episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got new cats. I've had cats. New cats for like a month now.

And let me post some photos. Little kittens? No, one is two. One is six. They were brothers. They were bonded in the shelter. So we got both of them at the same time. They're little menaces.

It's become a problem. One of them really likes watching birds on my phone, but only when it's on top of me because it happened the first time and I started laughing and I've become like a human D-box chair for this, this cat, not nearly as interesting unless it's on top of me and I'm like reacting in some way. I can't imagine how D-box would work for a video about birds. That's great. Yeah, it doesn't sink.

I just, I think the movement, a little bit of movement is appreciating. Uh, here, let me post in the chat, some photos of my cats. Well, what are their names? Uh, Marley and Calvin are my two cats. Uh, here we go, here's a photo. Was that the names already? Uh, no, they had terrible, terrible original names. Um, like Hitler and Ava Braun?

Not, not that bad. Uh, it was like Sir Purrington and something like it was just, oh, he took away his knighthood? Uh, yeah, I think. I denited him now that I think about it. Good. Honestly, good. With a name like that. Oh, my God. You have some Marley and Calvin action? Two different cats.

Oh, damn. Look at them. Which is which? The gray one's Marley. The orange one is Calvin. Oh, okay. Who's your favorite? You know, it depends on the day. It really depends on the day. They are rambunctious.

I bought a thing for, I have a patio door, and I bought like a little windowsill thing that they can hang on and they're constantly kicking each other off of it. So that's been fun. Just a rambunctious. Some rambunctious boys. But I've...

Congratulations. Thank you. You got them on purpose? Like it was a planned out thing. It was a planned out thing. Yeah. It came together pretty quickly. It went very well.

And they've just been little menaces. They're obsessed with the bathroom for some reason. like our bathroom have you tripped on either of them yet oh absolutely I did yeah 100% they're big in your feet cats I went to use the bathroom one night

and they were I didn't realize they were both laying between the toilet and the tub and I partially stepped on one and it was a whole chaotic thing it was a disaster but that's been one of the more entertaining aspects of my life outside of the show right now

is these little boys hanging out with these cats getting new to cat so exciting they're big treat treat guys so it's been fun

giving them little snacks and yeah Nick's a big treat guy too Nick loves a treat oh we should come up with like a churu

for humans and give one to Nick oh a human churu yeah like a little tube of Nick food yeah what kind of pasts

what kind of pastes and gels do you like to eat Oh, you know what? What about like a sausage-filled gel? Would you eat a sausage gel? You went for a food that isn't... You went for a solid food.

Why not? Well, no, you can grind it down. It's kind of a... It gives a bit when you're inside. That's why it has the casing. Oh. Oh. Sure, it's got to be like all blended up with a liquid to get it all.

It's got to be able to like... You've got to be able to squeeze it with your fingers and squirt it out of the end. You couldn't have went with like a more pre-like a steak, like a high-end type of you want with sausage you want them to see you want to squirt a steak at them I would rather have like a steak squirt than a sausage squirt I think that both are horrific I was hoping like he'd be like strawberry or something I don't know I had to do so I didn't even consider it as like a yogurt type thing I was thinking like protein I didn't think about fruit at all I think because we're I think and I were in the mindset of like what animals would eat in these tubes like what

flavorings are available to them I'm thinking protein I mean I can certainly get in the lab. I can try and make you a sausage churu. That sounds so gross. I think you should. I think Nick's conflicted because he likes the idea of it, but not by you. Right. He likes the idea just not the

Gavin. Well, I could just be the idea foreman, and I could oversee someone making it if you don't want to... I just think you had an interesting factor by being the one who's creating it. Yeah? A little bit of international flair. It would be fucking crazy if

true announced they're making human tubes. They should, they might as well. Like, it's already a thing for, like, runners and stuff, right? They have, like, those energy gels. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, but not with meat. Right, right, right.

But that would be, like, their next step because you could do a bunch of different, because there's, like, a bunch of different flavors for this one where, like, he's like, oh, you know, what if he did, like, strawberry? And it's like, oh, yeah, we could probably get pretty close to that. I think that there's probably, like, a bunch of different flavors here. like, oh, there is a strawberry, there's mango and apple, cinnamon, and chocolate or whatever. So instead, what if, you know,

saltis steak? Yeah. It is sort of surprising. There isn't like a lays for cats. Like, they just haven't. They make snack food for humans. Why not? I probably own a pet food company.

There's no cool ranch option? Yeah. Also, I was looking at energy gels and then there's this, but I think it's for... Like, what's that? I think these gels are like, I think it's like airsoft, but I can't tell.

I just assume it's like airsoft. Usually you get rid as a container. Right, but imagine it's instead of airsoft, it was like shooting delicious treats. Or like our bacon bits. We were going to make a bacon blaster. Maybe that's it. Yeah, yeah, Nick, you like bacon bits?

Love them. What if we just blasted a bunch of bacon into your mouth as a treat? I'll take it. Nick, how do you feel about paté? I don't think I've ever had patte. Let's give it a shot. Oh, hell. I think that's going to be my paste.

Might be the tube. That's going to be it. What type of tube are you going to use? Are you going to make a tube? Are you going to just repurpose some other tube? That's a repurpose. Well, you can just get old churros. Let's just get old churus.

I'm not going to rinse out as actual churice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll go. We'll find old churus that a cat had used. It'll clean them out. and we'll fill them up with battee for him. You know what you should use?

I guess it'd be a little hard, but if you could if you could use a grown tube. Oh. That'd be hard to squeeze, but I could potentially whip it into your mouth. Yeah. It's like Monster Hunter,

the cat on the churu tube is the chef of the thing. They made this meal for you. Yeah, what if the groan is the mechanism that pushes the food out at him when you sling it? Oh, it's just such a heavy...

Maybe we could get like a tungsten filler pellet thing, so it actually does push the meat out. I could probably, as Dilbot feed somebody who's based out of food, using a food snack. Just put a spoon on the front. Don't even need a spoon. I could just put it next to the edge of a table and I can drive over it.

Just fire it into the next mouth. Yeah, it's fire ag. It's launch. Easy. I can't believe you went sausage. I also can't believe neither of... us thought of fruit or anything sweet. Yeah. Purely protein.

You know, tungsten is pretty cheap to buy by the gram. I just looked it up. Is it really? Is that the heaviest metal tungsten thing? No, it's just, it's not the heaviest, but it's pretty easy to get, and it's heavy. It's very easy to get. You can get a pure tungsten gram for anywhere between $4 to $9 per pound for scrap. You can get a gram for $4.4.00.

No, I add it. You can get a pound of tungsten for $4 to $9. Ignore the gram thing I was looking at two different charts so a kilogram would be expensive as shit huh? Why even

why do we go down why even pursue it Gavin like why speaking about food there's something we probably should discuss and just lay down so that we don't hear about it anymore yes

we talked about our next our next food average thing starting on September 1st until next September 1st is hamburgers. So we finished the hot dog one. We're going to do hamburgers because I think it was 156 is the American average for hamburgers. The question that I've seen the most from people is, does a slider count as a hamburger? Three sliders, one burger.

Easy. What? Three sliders equals one burger, easy. I guess you always do get them in threes. You always get them in threes. If you order sliders at any place, you're going to get three of them, unless it's like White Castle in which they only sell sliders. But I think three is the equivalent to one burger based on the restaurant averages.

I just think a slider, I think a slider is a hamburger. You're a fool, because imagine if you had a, you have served a plate of three tiny hot dogs. Okay. I'm with Andrew. If a slider was a burger, it'd be called a burger. I think three sliders is about the size of a burger. I don't want to overcomplicate this, but that makes sense to me. If you order a hamburger off of the menu, you get one burger.

If you order sliders off of the menu, you get three sliders. Also, we know that in the stats, they're not talking about sliders. Yeah. That's true. That's true. I'm also amazed by, I said that I would be okay with lamb or chicken burgers, and I was amazed by two things. One, my wife texted me and said, I was insane for allowing either of those things.

But also, I found out a ton of people don't know what a chicken burger is. They think it's just like a chicken sandwich on a hamburger bun. No, ground up chicken in a form of a patty, just like lamb, just like hamburger, just like impossible meat. It's all, I, that exists. Yeah, it's just a cultural thing. I didn't make it, I didn't invent it.

Yeah, it exists all over the U.S. You can get a chicken burger. Pete Terry has chicken burgers, that's right. Yep. I don't like them. You don't? No, I'm not a big fan of ground up chicken personally, but I know, but I accept that it exists.

Andrew, you're a big, you're a big chicken guy. Yeah, huge chicken guy. Do you like the, do you like the ground up chicken patties? No, I'd rather have some crunch, the chicken patty. I don't mind a chicken sandwich. Some crunch? Yeah, well, when you get a chicken sandwich, you're like the bread, it can be crunchy. He's thinking, he's talking like a fried chicken sandwich.

Oh. Oh, you would default to roasted, wouldn't you? Yeah. No, grilled. Brilled. Yeah. Whatever. Not fried.

Why did you say that like you're looking down your nose at me, your unbreakable nose. It's not that I was looking down It's just like of course you would pick The least joyful of the thing As far as the food goes You'd go at the plaintiff It's really nice It's joyful

I love a grilled chicken sandwich It can be very good But that's not when I think of a chicken burger My mind goes to grill Or not grilled Fried I'm right with Andrew on this You did pick the least enjoyable

Of the chicken sandwich Preparations I think Which is fine Totally fine It's still good But he's definitely right. I think that's what Meg said that you default to also is that version of that. Yeah.

When we talk to her about this, she's like, oh, yeah, hell yeah, 156, absolutely. She's like, except that Gavin never wants to eat hamburgers. And I said, my small wife is the same way. She never wants to go get a hamburger. So my numbers are going to be skewed. It's going to be tough. You posted a hamburger, Eric, recently, being like, hey, this doesn't count yet, but I'm having a hamburger. Yeah, I went to, yeah, top notch.

Yeah, let people know. I was on my second hamburger at the same time that you posted that, and I didn't react to it. But I was eating my second one. Hell yeah. I was ready. So, so Nick and me have the clock sink and sync,

and you have the burgers right now. Yeah, we're burger sing. We have the burgers sing. That's good. Yeah. So we've determined, we've determined three sliders is equivalent to one hamburger. Yep.

That's where we stand on this. Boom, done. Got it. Easy. Just wanted to let everyone know. Now we're good. but also chicken chicken burger ground chicken ground lamb ground beef in like that thing that's going to be a burger also yeah i understand that ground beef is the default but the name is hamburger and

there ain't no ham in it either so i don't know that we can be that pedantic as long as it's a ground up meat and it's called a ham it's called a burger on a menu then i should count now if if someone orders like 12 sliders for the table and you have two are you rounding up or are you just not counting it you don't count it you didn't have three sliders okay good good today if i have 40% of a hamburger i'm not going to count that i had 40% of a hamburger i'm not going to like write that down on a card and put it in my wallet so that if i have 60% of a hamburger three months later i can remember and combine the total i mean what you forget obviously is that there's a spirit to this thing and uh it's important to keep in mind

that play i have uh a game we can play that we talked about before uh not here we did a sausage talk that will be out by this point that this comes out? No, the sausage talk will be out tomorrow. Okay, the sausage talk will be out tomorrow. In that, we talk about a variety of things. One of the things was a game that I initially misinterpreted because of the naming structure

of it, where I thought that I would have to ask questions to you guys and you would have to do research and get back to me on them. I have compiled some questions if we want to give this a try. We will be doing back-to-backs today, so the next episode I will not get an

answer. But the episode after that, we can have a conclusion. Do we want to play? Andrew's questions? Yeah. Is that the name of the game is Andrew's questions? Let's do Andrew's questions. We can call that. It sounds like it should be called Andrew's homework because you're just giving us homework. Well, it was the game

that was pitched to me. What was the name of the game that was explained originally before we came up with the different name for it? Was the original name of that game? Does anyone remember? I don't remember. It might have been called Andrew's questions. It may have been Andrew's questions. Yeah, I'm ready.

I was just giving you hard time. That's fair. Okay. We'll go in an egg order. So, Eric, you're first. I've written these questions one through four. Pick a number and I will sign you a question. These are all things that I'm genuinely curious.

Hold on a second. You said we're going in an egg order and then you skipped Nick? That's, yeah. You know what? Listen, I'm having a morning. I'm having a morning at a terrible sleep. Nick, your first. All right.

I'm going to go with number four. Number four. My fourth question is, who invented minigolf and when slash where did it happen? I don't understand the game. Now, what the fuck are you doing? What is this? These are questions I have. But we all heard it.

Yeah. Yeah, but Nick is going to go get the answer and come back and report to Andrew. What did, what was the game? Gavin, help. No, okay, this is where you, this is the confusion. You, this is not the game that you pitch to me. This was a game. This was what I interpreted the game as originally that we had to clarify.

So we're playing like Andrew's goof world questions. This is Andrew's GrooF World questions. This is Andrew's homework. This is Andrew's homework. It is, but I want to know these things, these questions. Jeff, this makes sense, right? You were in the same meetings I was in the same call. The sausage talk.

People listen, they'll get this. I'm following along, Andrew. It's basically Andrew misinterpreted a pitch that we gave him in Sausage Talk. He misinterpreted the pitch to be this, essentially, when it's nothing like it. No. But that's okay. We don't need to get into what that other pitch was because it'll be in Sausage Talk tomorrow. This is just how Andrew initially heard the pitch.

So I'm falling through this idea. We cleared it up in the moment, but Andrew, something stuck with Andrew. He liked it. So then he reformed it into, I guess, the exact same thing that he initially thought. was and then presented it to us today as a new game, to which I immediately clocked as Andrew's giving us homework, which is what it is. But that's fine. I'm, I'm interested. Eric, pick a number. All right. One. My question for you. Get back to me on. Do the geese have anything to do with gooseberries? Got it. Yeah. I'm way happy with my question.

Jeff, pick a number. Is three available? Two or three? Yeah, I'll take three. Who invented the peanut butter jelly sandwich, and what type of jelly did they use? Curious about the peanut butter and jelly? When did it come about? I assume it's an old sandwich, but because of the high five, I don't feel like I know when anything was made anymore. Good point. High five was like, what, 70 something?

1973? 977, I believe. Who invented the peanut butter and jelly sandwich and what jelly did they use? What brand of peanut butter? When was it? That's what I've written down. Right. we'll get back to you. That's even more detailed than I thought.

Gavin, I guess I shouldn't do an egg every time because then you never get the pick. Or maybe I'll just add an additional question. Number two is yours. He said five. It's not even on there. This is fucking great. Oh, wait. No, I do have a five. I didn't scroll.

You got to have a pick between two or five. Hey, oh, Mary, paid up. This sucks. Yeah, I might have picked five if I'd known those a five. Me too. Well, let's see what this question is. We can determine if we're mad. Yeah.

You don't want five. Gavin, do you want five? Dude, you want five? Do five. Yeah, I said me. I said five. Okay. What came first, the waffle or the pancake?

I'm assuming it's the pancake. That's a good one. But I just feel like there's more detail in a waffle. Like, why did the waffle get made? Now, do I need to just provide you the answer or do you want to show my workings? No, you don't need to show your workings. I'll trust you. Oh, wow.

I'm going to just come back in a couple of episodes and say the word waffle or pancake in my home work's done. Absolutely. Okay, I'll make a note in a couple of them to do 69, we'll say, uh, answers to Andrew's homework. I appreciate that. I'm, I'm, I'm a little upset that two wasn't picked, but that's fine. We could do two as a group. A group, oh, group project. Oh, Eric's that freaking nerd at school. We lost the extra home. My number two. Um, excuse me, teacher, me thinks you did not assign us homework. Once again, this is the high five problem for me. was cliffhanger the movie called that because of the term or did it create it if not where did

cliffhanger come from the term the meaning wait so you're asking if the movie cliffhanger invented the term cliffanger yeah because it's a movie about hanging off of cliffs i i actually know the answer to this is an episode uh it was an episode of so all right the sister podcast of something all right wow it's uh the term well the term cliffhanger has been around for very long time It was very, the cliffhanger books were very popular in the 1800s. Cliffhanger, what is the cliffhanger book? Oh, just like the concept of that, like, it's left on a cliffhanging? Yeah, and then you have to wait for the new book to come out, sequel or whatever.

Did the movie Speed come up with the concept of speed or did it exist before? I think it existed before. Okay. That's a different thing. You say it like it's a ridiculous concept, but cliffhanger is a word. Think about like Stan, how the term. Stan exists because of the song and it represents sort of what the song is about. There are things in culture.

You think the term cliffhanger, you think the term cliffhanger didn't exist before 1993 is what you're saying. The high five came out in 1977. I don't know what to think. I really see an eye to eye with Andrew today. He's got a great point there. I would assume way before Eric, but in the world of the high five, I just don't know. yeah nothing can be so in a world where the beastie boys created the term mullet

what are we dealing with i really like the idea of there being a brand of books called cliffhanger and they all end in cliffhangers and people just being upset about it why do i keep buying these nothing's ever resolved it's just about a guy named cliffhanger and his adventures and they all they all end very neatly succinct endings Cliffhanger is such a good pen name. Cliff hangar. You know there's a dude out there named Cliff Hanger too. I'm imagining him like, he's like flying planes.

He's stopping crying. He's like an action hero. Cliff Hanger. I don't have LinkedIn and I don't even want to go to the website because I'll somehow end up with 400 emails about it. But I bet there's a dude named Cliff Hanger who works in a like, I don't know, accounting somewhere in the Midwest. Clifhanger LinkedIn.

Let's see. 20 plus cliffhanger profiles the top one for me he's an award winning producer TV commercials music videos movie obsessed cliff hangar I bet that's a pin name for him that's not a real name well the next one is chief

information officer at Google now that guy could be good cliff he's a pretty serious looking fella he's a pretty serious cliff cliff always short for Clifford Clifford hangar Clifford Hanger The junior What else could it be short for?

Cliffing Cliffing Cliff Rowe Cliff B-hanger Cliffby B-hanger Clifty B-hanger. I think it's always Clifford. I don't think there's any other

variation of it. Clifton. Clifton. What's the worst shortened name name like what do you mean by the worst like you know it's like like like dick

is rich and it's like that doesn't make any fucking sense like why are you calling him that like john can be jack or the other way around yeah right never made sense no uh you know what's a weird one is i know several people that are named james that just don't want to go by it and instead go by jake and that's not a shortened version

of james they know are disassociative of james especially when you when you're walking right past Jim and Jimmy I always hated when people truncate Michael down to just Bernie like that's pretty

I mean I get it but Bob that's pretty good yeah Robert Robert to Bob is a weird one too I think like I think Hank for Hank for Henry

Robert to Bobby I think is weird Even weird Yeah Yeah I always as a kid Thought Bob was such a funny name I remember being really gutted That I didn't know a real one

Bob is a funny name Like if It's a fun word If I had to come up with a pretend name It would always be Bob Well that's not true Because you have like Four pretend names

And none of them are Bob Like Errol and Stewart came a lot later Bob was when I was in like primary school What would Bob's last name be Slob Never got that Bob

Bobbawments What the What the fuck? He writes cliffhanger books. Polly is What? This doesn't make any sense. Polly is a nickname short for Mary.

That, what? It's longer. Huh. Hmm. Polly is a variant of Molly, which is from Mary. So Polly is from Mary.

That doesn't make any sense. what the fuck it's long that's too long i was always jealous of the robert the bobby thing as andrew because like that that's a fun variation on what the name can be where i just lose letters i just literally get shorter you just take away my first two that's my shortened name well you could i mean you could add to the end of drew druin flip it around oh droopy Yeah, I'm pumped in by droopy. Droopy, that's on the, that's on the 2026 nickname list for me. Troopy.

Do you think Eric used to be, like Eric used to be short for something, but the longer thing, we just forgot the time? I bet that Eric came from like people saying Aaron, but mishearing it. You think so? You don't think it was like Eric, Eric Kindleon or Ericinder, no good. Oh, I bet it's, I bet it's something. like Erickson or something stupid like that. Oh, maybe. Yeah. You know what I mean? Eric, Eric DeBootfucker or whatever.

I'm pretty sure that's where Jeff comes from, right? Jeffrey. Jeff is short for Jeffrey. Jeffrey debootfucker. That's my understanding. Yeah. I do see what you're saying, Jeff. Of Eric being longer. I imagine Eric's long name, he's like one of the characters taking an oath in Lord of the Rings. Like, that's the type of long name I'm envisioning. Like Eric, Erikonian or something like that. Mm, Erikonian. Yeah, I just thought the idea of putting an E on the end of Eric.

Eric E. Oh, I never, I don't think I've ever considered that. ERIS. It would be ERIS. That's crazy. Oh, it's a place in Sicily. Oh. Interesting.

Oh, there you go. I wonder you like Mafia, the old country. back to your roots oh yeah so what was the time to kill what did the time to kill end up being for mafia hill to kill was two hours something I think two hours and 20 minutes I believe

two hours 20 minutes yeah you're not familiar with what we're talking about on our Friday vods that we do every Friday from 4 p.m. central time to 5.01 p.m. central time the best time of the week over at twitch.tv slash the regulation pod we do some sort of a fun stream last Friday we streamed mafia the old country

where for two hours we had three practice knife fights we did good game I finished it last night had a lot of fun with it ultimately long time before you kill anything in that game long time before anything happens I do appreciate though that they make it a moment

it's like oh fuck I'm gonna have to kill someone now okay well like it's a it's a heavy weight of a kill do you have to decide it's a little yeah it's like it's a thing that your character is a little bit uneasy about initially you have to you have to kill your own father? No, I think he's already dead.

I mean, he sold you into slavery, essentially. So I don't, I don't think you have a lot of conflict about killing him. Yeah, if that were an element. Maybe that'll be the DLC. Maybe we'll go back. Mafia, the older country. Mafia, the old country. Daddy's home.

Do you get a strike for that video, by the way, Andrew? No. Why would I get a strike? Well, you didn't upload the video. Oh, because it corrupted. My file corrupted. Well, that's the reason you didn't upload the video, but... Yeah, I don't think I get a strike.

The effort was there. I tried. It just never existed. Like actual corrupted, or like our historical version of corrupt. Oh. And it was not in my library. There was no file for it. It was just gone.

Mm, is that corrupted? Okay, well, what would you call it? So I can just use your terminology going forward. What would you like me to call it? That I'm missing? Missing? Well, I feel like if you have a corrupted file, you have a file that's corrupted. What?

So... I get that I didn't add anything to it. But let me just, let me follow your thread, though. So if it was missing, that would imply that it is still findable. It's just somewhere. So what you're saying is that the file exists and is usable, but my computer has put it in a place that is unlocatable. Well, a file can be gone, like deleted. but still on your hard drive

as a temporary file somewhere or like a unlinked from the... But for a thing to be missing doesn't it need to be retrievable? That's what I'm saying. But it's not. If your fire was there

and then you ran like data recovery it could potentially be pulled out of deletion. But if you didn't ever press record, it was I assumed never that. No, I recorded the whole thing. Did you by any chance run data recovery?

I did. Yeah, I hold... I held old F-4-6-9 and ran it flawlessly. You make it sound like it's a fake thing. Oh, listen, I ran all the data recovery you need. They said, do you want more data recovery? And I said, Gavin, we want more. So yes. More data recovery, please.

Gavin, I don't know. I don't know if he's taking the data recovery very seriously, ma'am. Oh, I take the... I've got to write a list of things that annoy Andrew. There's data. Oh, I'm not. I'm not annoyed. Grilled chicken. He's definitely annoyed.

Here, here's my file. Oh, it's too powerful. That makes sense. Yeah. I'll send my file to you, Gavin, and you can tell me if it's corrupted or missing or whatever. So you do have a file, then. You said no before. I do. Oh, I can't even upload on Slack.

I didn't think I did. Sometimes Elgado does a thing where it makes a folder, but there's no files in it. Where this one, it made a folder, and it made file. but it's just not a... It's like an MP4 that's blank. Zero kilobytes? 17. 17 gigabytes.

Yeah. Oh, that's the file. What? That's the... You've got it. You've probably missed that. It's probably... Nick can fix that.

It's probably... Nick dropped a folder so fast it made my head smith. Drop everything in that folder in there, not just the MP4. Drop the other container files and stuff too. Now, one sec. If this, if

this solved it, that's crazy. We go through here, drop it in. And they're loading. It's three files. It's gonna upload for a little bit. First one failed. We also need to get more space on the regulation Gmail account. First one fail. Yeah, I've, I'm putting all the,

I'm backing up the whole Google Drive right now. Okay. Well, no, it's the email account specifically. The email, the regulation pod email only has 15 gigabytes space. And it's, uh, can we up, up it? Yeah, absolutely. Just somebody, I don't have that info to do it. So, I'm saying, you can delete, we can delete everything after I finish this backup.

But it's Eric's uploads are, uh, on it. Eric's uploads. Whenever you upload anything, it applies to the regulation pod account. What the fuck? And I've been dealing with this quietly for months. I just delete things that have been uploaded to keep it below 15 gigabytes. What? I'm logged in as me.

How is it uploading? I don't know, but it's like all of your file. It's all whenever we record anything. Wait, so you've been deleting stuff before the backup? What have you deleted? I've been whatever he did. I don't know. Whatever he's there.

Oh, oh, oh, no. Are you serious? You've just been deleting random stuff? Once it's uploaded, it's good to go. It's ready to launch. People are seeing it. We have, we have uncovered something here that I don't think we were ready to uncover. David, if you need the video, it's on YouTube.

You just pull it from YouTube. There's going to be. He's going to kill him. He's going to kill him. You should not be able to do anything. Let me write in my notes, things that annoy Gavin. Delete our files? Pretty annoying.

It's quite annoying when that happens. Well, at least Eric has all. It's files backed up because everybody backs up all their files. No, I don't. I don't keep my shit. I back up the files, you fool. If you delete them before I back them up, how am I backing them up? Well, I keep all my stuff locally too.

Yeah, me too. You yell at me to save all my stuff locally all the time. So I just assume that Eric also was saving all stuff locally. You're doing a lot of assumptions. I am. So wait, Eric, you also delete your versions? Yeah, I don't want my files. I don't want those.

They go into, they go into this Google Drive. Yeah, but then someone else is deleting them. The onion continues to peel. Listen, if you asked me what the fail point was, I wouldn't have guessed Andrew goes in and just delete some times. We never know what he's doing. He just deleted shit. It's so easy to just have an external hard drive

that you can dump to at home just in case of Andrew or any other kind of internet shenanigans. Company rule, company rule, right? Don't delete something. until it's backed up. How about that? It's just a bog standard blanket. I don't even think that is to be said.

I think maybe we just shouldn't do that. I think it's so fascinating that you're a virtual hoarder. I think maybe, I think it needs to be said because Andrew's just deleting stuff. That's been uploaded and it's done. It's fine. Also, backup locally too.

It's not hard. I wonder how much stuff is gone. No more than 15 gigs at a time. I never would have guessed. Why were you dealing with this quietly for months? I mean, why were you uploading on the email account? That's what I'm saying? I'm not.

I'm logged in as me. I don't know why it would hit as regulation. Uh, it defaults to it when you go to Google Drive. What? It defaults to what? I went to upload something from your desk in the office the other day. And when you click Google Drive, it defaults to the regulation pod login instead of yours. It just means you, you signed into that account before your actual account.

Yes. So it just default. false to the that's crazy whatever the preferred one is the preferred yeah it's my preferred one that's what I would call it

it seems to be yeah yeah yeah it's my number one preferred one why were you dealing with this quiet lander why didn't you just say something it didn't seem like that big of a deal generally speaking release a video

delete a video release a video delete a video it might be my favorite episode we've ever made this is fantastic why are we going to need your I don't know audio

for a let's watch from a year and a half ago. Gavin, any thoughts? Yeah, Gavin. Why don't we get rid of libraries too, all right? Stop, that book already got read. Bird every copy. But we're not, I'm not getting rid of libraries.

I'm just, it's accessible. You're just ripping the pages out. All of the content is still viewable. But those pages are all on YouTube and interest of it. All of them are visible, viewable things. We don't need the book.

We've got a picture of the book. It's not a picture of the book. It is the book. We just have the final versions, Gavin. We're just missing the editor's notes. I don't understand what the big deals. The video exists. You're trying to save the video for the video, but we just have the video.

Correct. That is indeed quite a short-sighted approach to Daya. But we just have the video. Good. So why do we need the video of the not video? we have the video. I feel like we've been here. We've done this.

I was just asking. Had this conversation. Asking questions about video. Also annoy Gavin. Okay. Let me... Make a note to keep Andrew in read-only mode. So are we all backed up because I need to delete a bunch from my personal drive,

because I'm almost full at 2 terabytes. I will have the backup done before the end of the day. Okay. So you say you're going to have our backup done by the end of the day. That means I can delete anything on my Google Drive after tomorrow. Let me double check it all first. Let me give the go ahead.

Yeah, no worries. Just give us the go ahead because I'm in the similar boat to Andrew. I need to delete a bunch of shit. That I have backed up locally. But we don't delete Let's play stuff that hasn't come out yet, right? No, of course not. Okay. You just said delete everything. So I'm just clarify good episode thanks sad true i won't be deleting eric's audio fall for this for

two weeks three weeks yeah gabin you got about two or three weeks to figure it have you guys done your list for the 20 best video games of all time yet i sure have i can't wait no not yet not yet i'm still working on my i was just looking up on metacritic the highest rated video games of all time do you guys i wonder if between the four of you you could guess any of the top three rated video games of all time. Tetris? Tetris? No.

Pacman? No. These are Metascore ratings, right? Bouldersgate 3. No. They're all older. They're all older? Oh, uh, nothing past 2010.

Oh, okay. Canaan Lynch. Yeah, they nailed it. It was Army of Army of two, Canaan Lynch, and Army of 2, 2. Or 3 Army of 2th. It's crazy. That's a co-op series

we could hit up. The internet needs more army of 2. Anyway, according to Metacritic, the top three video games of all time are Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time is number one. Number two is Soul Calibur. That's the one that blew me away.

And then number three is GTA 4. Yeah. I've only played two of this. I mean, what a weird list. Yeah. It's just going off MetaScore, 99, 98. Below that, it's all Super Mario Galaxy shit. Yeah, that makes sense.

Some fucking Super Mario Galaxy bullshit on the... Some fucking suspenders, red hat. Not sense. Definitely how I feel about it, yeah. It's a mushroom eating fool. Oh, Jeff, we should... We did a co-op series, didn't we? Yeah, we did.

Gavin and I started our own co-op series. That's great. was delightful. Much like the world needed more army of two content. It also needed more Portal 2 content. Great game. So that's what we started playing. That's awesome.

We were talking about it. We're playing Portal 2 in 2025. Might as well be the first time I've ever seen the game. I have zero memory of any of it. Really? Yeah. That's great. Yeah, I didn't remember anything.

We were discussing that we could probably do the series again in about five or six years and it would be like playing it for the first time again. Oh, for sure. Yeah, puzzle games especially, I feel like I forget after a year. Maybe we should track our declining IQ by doing it every five years. That's a good way to see how dumb we're getting. You guys killed anything yet in that game? Do I need to update the time to kill list?

Oh, the time to kill is pretty quick, I think. Oh, yeah, I found lots of ways to kill Gavin. Don't worry. We have to do two of these today. Should we wrap this one up and start into the next one? I guess we probably should. What an episode, Gavin? You want to take us out since your episode?

Yeah, since this was a Gavin episode, you want to write us off into the sunset? Thanks for listening to Episode 67 of the Regulation Podcast. Feel free to check us out on Patreon at Regalia, regular... Oh, I've done it to myself. Although I full circle

came a bit my own asshole with it. Patreon! We're Regulation Pot on Patreon. Do you want me to delete that for you? I can delete it for you if you want. That hasn't been back. If you could go back in time and delete it before I flubbed it. Okay, here we go. All right, here we go.

Oh, Nick, we're in the time machine. Oh, oh, oh, oh, everything we have to fix Gavin's flub. He's got one more. Oh, the machine broke. Oh, the machine broke. We're stuck. Goodbye. Ha ha ha ha.