F**kface - Geoff's Pastrami Lust // AlphaBet Rules & Pick [123]

Episode Date: October 5, 2022

Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about attempting pastrami again, being weird together, Gavin's PS5 is Geoff's PS5, AlphaBet rules, getting our letters for the AlphaBet, Geoff got Ucked, a Goldeneye Bet? Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [e-mail]  Sponsored by ExpressVPN at http://expressvpn.com/face , HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/face65 + code face65, and Dad Grass http://dadgrass.com/face  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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With me, as always, Andrew Pant and Gavin Free. Episode 123. 1, 2, 3. 1 With me, as always, Andrew Pant and Gavin Free. Episode 123. 1, 2, 3. There you go. Year something, whatever. Okay. If you're bringing back the year, you can't half-ass it. I just don't know what it is. It's like year whatever, volume whatever.

I'm just happy he's back to this place, Gavin. It feels comfortable doing this again. I'm working my way back into it after the slanderous day I had where you guys yelled at me about it. Fat play. Man, I'm struggling to figure out how to start this after the conversation we just had between episodes. We determined, well...

Well, pastrami. Pastrami is the way to start this. We'll start with pastrami. I'm going to upload a photo you guys have already seen it but just for posterity yeah uh just so we know what we're looking at so many questions uh the other day uh this story actually starts before the pastrami um priestrami it's priestrami yeah it starts with about three weeks ago i I went out to breakfast with Emily. And on the menu was migas, which I love.

I get migas all the time. And they had like for the daily special was corned beef migas. And I thought, that sounds gross, but I bet it's not. And I did like corn. Corned beef is how I got to pastrami. I discovered I liked corned beef. And then I thought, and I'd read, I read online that pastrami was better than corned beef and it was prepared better. And I think corned beef is boiled, whereas pastrami is smoked. And so I thought, well, corned beef was my, I guess, my on-ramp to pastrami.

Maybe it'll be how I return to pastrami, right? And so I ordered the corned beef migas. And, you know, migas is good. Corned beef is good. Together, it was a little weird. But it wasn't gross. I wouldn't necessarily eat it again. I appreciate the creativity of that chef.

But the big takeaway was corned beef migas is not great. Corned beef was okay. I was like, oh, this isn't bad. And so just last week, I was riding around running errands, and I was super fucking hungry. And I thought, you know what? I had the corned beef and it was okay. What if I just rip off the Band-Aid? I happen to be in the part of town where my favorite deli, my favorite pastrami sandwich in Austin is. It's a place called Biederman's over on Far West. And I thought, what if I just dip in?

I got some time to kill and I'll just order my pastrami sandwich and we'll just fucking see what happens. Like corned beef didn't gross me out. I can say the word pastrami again without getting nauseous. You know, I've clearly made progress.

Let's see where we are. And so I went in and I ordered my favorite pastrami sandwich in town, the best pastrami I've ever had in my life. And I sat down and I started to eat it

and I immediately was hit with a little wave of nausea from the smell, from the smell. But I got past it. I got past it. And I just ate. I just ate pastrami. And the love affair is over.

It wasn't good? It was just, it was, yeah. Yeah. Wow. You can't go home again. I was telling Emily, and she described it as, you were never in love with go home again. I was telling Emily and she's, she described that as you were never in love with pastrami. It was only ever lust. And I think that that's, and it burned you. Yeah. And I think I was burned by lust. And I think that, yeah, I, uh, I don't

know what else to say. I didn't even finish the sandwich. It didn't make me want to throw up. It didn't gross me out. It didn't make me gag. It just wasn't. You don't think this was just a bad pastrami sandwich? I don't think so. it was i mean look at it it looks gorgeous it was just and it's identical to any pastrami the pickle was phenomenal uh what's the shmear on it that's yeah just honey it's just mustard okay uh that that sandwich is just bread like rye bread or whatever bread that is not rye bread or whatever bread that is. Not rye bread, but whatever bread that is. And then hot pastrami and hot mustard.

That's all that sandwich is. Looking at that picture, it looks pretty good, but I know I would be done with it after one half. Yeah. It seems like a lot. I normally,

previously had been able to destroy that sandwich and not leave one crumb on the table. I didn't make it through half. I probably made 33% of the way through the sandwich and then I just threw it away. I'm a little bummed. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little bummed.

Because at least before you didn't know. Yeah, before I didn't know. And I just had like, I just kind of had a memory of loving it. And now that memory is a bit obscured by the reality that I no longer connect with pastrami on any sort of, I don't know, guttural flavor-based level. It's kind of like going home and visiting your hometown after going to college, I assume, and seeing it for what it is, you know, after time has passed. And you're like, oh, this is is it's a lot smaller than I remember. It's not quite as doesn't the buildings don't shine quite as bright, you know.

And that was definitely the case for pastrami. It doesn't it doesn't make me sick. It doesn't gross me out. But I don't think I like it. I this is a perfect bookend. I feel to your pastrami arc on the show. I like that we have fully captured you falling in lust, I guess, to your pastrami arc on this show. I like that we have fully captured you falling in lust, I guess, with the pastrami

sandwich. Your breakup with it, your devastating end, and then your ability to return and realize that you are not the same person that you previously were. I mean, clearly, pastrami hasn't changed. I have, right? I can't blame pastrami. Oh, absolutely.

Yeah. But I can't lie to changed. I have, right? I can't blame Pastrami. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. But I can't lie to myself. You know, I have to acknowledge that I'm different. I'm not the person I was, for better or worse. I guess that probably remains to be seen. But yeah, I think Pastrami days are in the rearview mirror. Do you think you'll try and replace it? I mean, I wasn't trying to find it in the first place.

It just fell into my lap, you know? Have you ever had this happen with another food? No, yeah. Well, I mean, I went through a natural life cycle with corn dogs, right? Where I loved them for most of my life, and then I realized that I think I just was done with them. But I, I kind of felt that happening gradually over time. Like I enjoyed each corn dog a little bit less than the previous one where it's like kind of like San Francisco.

The first time I ever went to San Francisco and I was like 19 or 20, I was on tour with that, with the band I used to tour with. And I had the best night of my life. And I thought someday I will move to San Francisco. I will live in this city. This is the greatest place on earth. And the next time I went to San Francisco, I was like, that's like

80% as good as I remember that night. And then it just got like 5% shittier each time now that I'm like, I don't ever need to go to San Francisco again as long as I live. Thank God I never made the mistake to move there. So your life is just a series of diminishing returns? Yeah, I guess so, you know, like

the I felt like the corndog thing happened naturally and gradually whereas this was a shock to my system and i i really i i really thought that if i could get over the physical uh like revulsion from the memory of the intense vomiting uh that day that i i could get back to, to, you know, like sunny day,

sunny pastrami days again. And, uh, it was, it was a pretty, God, it was, it was,

it was pretty depressing. If I'm being honest with you, it was a, it was a sad car ride, uh, home that day. Well, it's a different experience.

You know, unlike the San Francisco thing, you could probably say the city changed as well as you. This is a situation in which you have changed the same which is the same it's just it's not it's not for you anymore andrew do you worry about that happening with us what like what like you've you've come here before you've met us before do you do you worry that if when you come again is that why you're putting it off because when you come here again it won't be as good. No,

it's no, it's no different. I don't understand the question. I've never, what if you've changed or we've changed? We've talked every week and throughout the week for the past, like two and a half years, three years, however long we've done this.

I don't, it's too constant. There's been no break period. Well, it's been a break of interacting in real life. Yeah, but I mean, that's not all that socially different.

It's the same. We're the same people. I don't think it would change anything. I will say you stopped talking to me for like two years for no reason. That was prior. And we were able to pick right back up. Yeah. Yeah.

Although I wonder if maybe, Gavin, are you worried that that'll happen on your end with Andrew? Like you'll see him. We'll like in November, we'll go to Canada or he'll come here and you'll go like oh no I remembered liking him more no I'm not worried about that I'm not worried about that either I'm worried about it being weird

I'm worried about it being weird when we try and make one of these in person oh in person well I don't know that we should ever make a face in person i think we should make ancillary content shoulder content but maybe not the main we should never make our podcast in person no i don't know that we should i like the idea of if we do it in person we need to like create cardboard walls between us like it still needs to even though we're physically in the same space there needs to be a removal facing away from each other triangle

has anybody ever done a reverse triangle podcast where the hosts all look out away from each other why don't we do one face to each other and one face to go away and see which one's better that's a great idea now that I would do I think it'll be fine though because humans are more complex than pastrami.

So I think that they'll, I'm not afraid of things being weird between us ever. I don't, well, no, I guess it's not. I'm trying to think if I've ever had a moment with food where it's been a true, it's not you, it's me. Because I think you still think the pastrami sandwich in the realm of sandwiches is good. It's just not for you.

Is that fair? Yeah, it's still beautiful. I still think it of sandwiches is good it's just not for you is that yeah it's still beautiful i still think it's yeah it's just it's just not for you're right i've changed it's not you pastrami it's me which would be the that's the new name of my that would be the name of my second autobiography so should we get into this alphabet thing because we've teased it we've gone on for multiple weeks with it and it sounds based on what you've said that there might be some debates and arguments relating well how this is going to so so i went emily and i went to dinner with eric and his small wife barbara recently and uh we actually went to went to our double date spot gavin uh our shabu shabu

place uh by the way eric do you guys like that did you guys enjoy oh that was that was awesome i'm i'm gonna i gotta go back do you think i would have liked it if it was me there instead of you well i mean i guess that would be here's the thing that that would mean you would have to show up for the double date and i don't know so far I haven't seen a lot of evidence of that I've just seen evidence of you not showing up honestly so but you know what I'll say yeah I think you would have liked it it was lovely

that reminds me of a side thing not to completely detract from this I thought this was interesting I was talking to Gavin after we recorded the episode in which you got your guilt basket Jeff yeah and i was asking him his opinions on ps5 games gavin doesn't own a ps5 he doesn't have one well i did he he did have one i was shocked by this and i've been going back and forth on trying to decide if that made the gesture better or worse. He didn't buy that for you.

That was his PS5 that he just had for a while. And then he thought it would fit this. So he applied it to this. I had it. Well, it arrived. And I thought, I'm excited. I've been trying for about two years to get one of these. And I finally got the opportunity to get one. But then it was just a much better face to myself

to immediately give it away as a super inappropriate sorry gift. It's just way more funny to me. That's true. And for the record, I assumed, here's what I assumed. I assumed because Gavin and Meg are in the industry, as it were, and both very successful, I assumed that there were probably like a garage with like eight PlayStation.

Yes. They just keep getting free placed PS5s from PlayStation. Like back in the day, back in the earlier days of Achievement Hunter, Microsoft would give us fucking Xboxes like candy. Like there would be, there was a time when I had like 13 Xboxes, right? And I just assumed it was like

just on the pile of PS5s at his house. And I didn't think it diminished the gesture in any way whatsoever. Okay. Well, that's what... I was just shocked. I was stunned to hear that he doesn't have one, has never played a PS5 game. Completely caught me off guard. They're a lot easier to get now, so I think

I can get another one. I'll let you borrow mine. That was funny. Jeff, you can drive in Gavin's car, pick up Gavin, and then drive back in his car to play your PS5. That's absolutely true. That's what we can do.

Andrew was blown away, though. I was stunned. I couldn't process it, because like you said, I assumed that they had a room filled with PS5s, that there was maybe even a consideration to fix the hole in his wall

with his PS5 because he has so many of them. That is sort of what I am at. A house filled with PS5s. I'm shocked. Zero. Do you have a PS5, Andrew? I don't. Well, I know how you can get one. Well, I'm never going to be late again, so it's not

going to work. It's fantastic. We're not late. I'm never going to no-show again so it's not going to work. It's fantastic. We're not late. I'm never going to no-show again. Yeah. So we go to dinner, and it's a lovely little dinner at our favorite place. I did. It was fucking awesome. It had been a minute since we'd been there, so I was thoroughly enjoying it. And then, quite naturally, throughout the course of the dinner, the alphabet...

I just... It just came to me. The alphabet, uh, just came up, uh, or it came up naturally and we got to talking about it. And I realized, uh, that there we're, we're gonna wade into some, into some contentious territory. I think when we start naming what foods, uh, we can eat. Alphabet is such a good name. Isn't that a great name? That's a great name. Yeah.

Eric and I, I realized we're not of the same mind on, on what stuff is like, for instance, if you draw, if you pull an O, you pull an O, right?

And you have to eat only things that start with the letter O for the next however many days. Can you eat an Oreo? Yeah. Yeah. Eric says no. Oh, you like can't do brand names? Well, see, here's the thing. This is between the three of you.

I, when presented with this information, Oreo is a cookie. You have to, yes. So Nick is right. Is he thinking cookie? Yeah. I'm thinking of what the thing is because i think that everyone's gonna go into like well i got tea okay well i'm gonna eat tyson chicken like i think it gets too granular when you go to that uh because then you can kind

of make everything into everything but again this is between the three of you, and I want to know where you stand. Because here's the thing, when it's just the three of you, there's a tiebreaker. There has to be a natural tiebreaker between three. Good point. That's why I want to know where that stands. Well, I guess for me it would be a biscuit.

It would be B. I think if you held up an order. That makes it even more complicated, because you call shit different. Am I allowed to use my own culture's words? I think if you held up even more complicated because yeah that's it different am I allowed to use my own culture's words that's a very funny you say that because I was explaining this idea to my mom

yesterday of this bet we're gonna do and she immediately started feeding me food items in different languages being like a chocolate in in this language starts with an x you got x covered we're talking about some of the harder letters so you're telling me that salad creaming is like in your blood like it's been passed down to you from your mother like that's salad cream bs or c for cream it depends on what language you're using.

Or D for dressing, right? Like, it gets... Or even, like, let's stick it with Oreos. Like, if you get C for cookie, right, can you eat an Oreo? Or if we're C, can I eat a tater tot? So this is, I think,

a great sort of rule for this. You're the worst. You're a little prick. You're a menace. Yeah yeah i heard somebody comment saying like a good qualifier could be what it would be listed in a grocery store like for the display sign for what you know okay that is what i said i said to me it's based on the aisle because jeff was like well what about like a kit kat i'm like that's candy do you get it from the kit kat aisle no you get it from the candy like to me that's where it lands but again this is between the three of you i can just i can only offer input like that i think and i know this is wild for

me to be the one saying this just we we just kind of i think know what is and isn't bullshit i disagree anything and anything that is no i because No, because there'd be nothing lamer than if you get M and then you just eat every meat available. That sucks. I don't think you could do that. I think you're the last person that should be giving this speech.

No, I agree. That's why I opened it with this. I agree completely. You're totally right. But that's a good point. Like M, can I eat M&Ms or does that fall under C for candy? No, that's M&Ms.

Those are M&Ms. I don't think this is, I think we're overcomplicating it. I think we know what starts with what. And if there's any confusion, why don't we do a thing? Is there a point system for this? How is this working?

That sounds complicated. You just said we're overcomplicating it and then said, is there a point system? Surely like me eating a Red Baron pizza is pizza. I'm not going to go R, right? Right. But then why is M&M an M and not C for candy?

Yeah, that should be chocolate or candy. See, that's what I'm saying. And I think that because to me it excludes one way or the other like if you take Oreo for instance it's either O for Oreo or it's C for cookie but in no way can it be both right something can't be both like here's another example S for Snickers or

is it C for candy or B for bar so I think we just need to make a ruling or C for chocolate is Snickers chocolate B for bar B for bar I think we just need to make a rule. Or see for chocolate. Is Snickers chocolate? Beef a bar. Beef a bar? Eat a bar. A bar of candy.

I think we go with brand names. How about this? We make note of everything that we have for a letter. We submit it to each other each day. And if there's a majority, like a ruling on Ellen an item two of three agreed that that's not it then then it's out maybe you get negative points it's sushi s or is it fish it's sushi it's noise fish and sushi I guess okay yes that's easy you keep coming back to a point system and it's really

it really has me worried well because I'm trying to determine a penalty for right if you just fuck up like then how do we keep track of if because if we all system and it's really it really has me worried well because i'm trying to determine a penalty for right if you just fuck up like then how do we keep track of if because if we all make mistakes there has to be a differentiator how about this idea how about this idea because i i agree with you on principle how about this we did we i'll just lay it all out okay so we get the bingo uh we get the bingo wheel uh We get the 26 numbers in. Everybody gets to pull out one number that's associated with that letter. Let's say from this point on on Friday till Monday morning at 9 a.m.

or whatever the date range we associate, we can only eat foods that start with that letter. Right? You write down or photograph everything that you eat throughout the weekend, right? And then on Monday or whenever we record next, we reconcile it like this. We look at the full list of everything everybody eats and we do the two-thirds majority

and we go through and you get a strikeout on anything that you eat that is determined to be wrong. And then whoever has the most strikeouts, whoever has the least strikeouts wins. Okay. Okay. Sounds fair. So it's not like a point system.

It's more like we're punishing people for eating the wrong thing and whoever ate the least wrong things wins. And we're relying on the fact that two or three of us will agree that something is bullshit. It's in majority rules, right? If it's 50-50, then you don't get a strike. Should we do a three-strike penalty? Three strikes, you're out, type thing.

You're immediately out if you get three. That could build tension. If I could just take strikes all day, if Gavin has 12 strikes, I could eat two or three strikes. Well, we won't know. I think ideally, we don't know about the strikes till we till we oh so we submit do we submit our strikes to eric i don't think we submit our foods i don't think we should just present what we did in the recording yeah i oh

we do the the strikes like okay i didn't know if i thought you meant that like the idea of we send like our items to eric and our or no we send our items to Eric. No, we send the items to each other, and then we tell our strikes to Eric, so Eric knows how many strikes we all have, but we don't collect them. I think it's better to get our reactions as we record. Yeah, I agree.

And that's a game you can play. If you get pee for pizza, but you really want some shrimp on Saturday. You can eat that shrimp and take the hit and just hope that you're taking less hits than the other players. You know, it's a, it's a prawn.

That's a calculated gamble. Oh, or you have a King prawn. Yeah. Uh, but, um, but yeah,

I think, I think it has to, the reveal all has to happen live and, uh, while we record. So I think that's, I think that's, it should be the parameters.

I also, we talked about doing it for a week. I don't want to waste a week. I have dinner reservations and shit at places. So I was just thinking the weekend would work. Do we want to do it from the second this podcast ends until like... Oh no, we're going a week.

We can't just do a weekend. We can't shorten it. That's bullshit. We got to go a week. A weekend? Monday to when we record. Yeah. So it starts Monday and then it goes until

next thursday i think i'm filming all next week oh see that's what i'm saying filming all next week i got to be ordering you're the worst oh dear that's not it's not that's what i'm saying i got nothing this weekend but time i don't i think the weekend is lame though i don't think that's enough time we need more time than just three days. I kind of agree with Andrew is annoying that is for my schedule. So let's start Monday first thing Monday morning

and go till till the recording on Thursday or Monday. You don't want to fuck up. It's fine. I'll live with it. I'll find something on the menu that I can eat. I mean, that's kind of the point of the challenge, right? I just hope...

I love that idea. I'm taking Millie out for sushi on Monday night, so I hope I get a fucking S. And are we saying you can't have the same item of food twice? I think that's overly complicated. Yeah, I think you can do what you want to. So I can just have four pizzas? If you get pee, yeah.

I guess so. You say I only ate pizza for four days. I think that works. I'm going to try and get a different piece of food every time, just in case bonus points become a part of it. Also, I've heard other comments of suggesting we could do this multiple weeks and just remove them from the pool if we want to. I feel like there's room that we could expand on this

if we want to. Yeah, we'll remember which ones we had. Yeah, I just will not put them back in the hopper. That's great. This feels like the first iteration of what could be a lot of content going forward. Like, you know, when Eric and I were getting into this and heavily disagreeing at dinner the other night

we did both agree that a contest where we could only eat where we get we go and we can only eat from one aisle at the grocery store is a great idea and like we all we all just randomly get the aisle and whatever aisle you get is what you're stuck with so I think there's a lot of different ways a lot of different offshoots we can

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made sure I had the balls. I was missing the three so I put a 33 in to represent the three. So we're all on the same page. So we have 1, 2, 4 through 26 and 33 uh yeah one one yeah everything is there outside of the three it's a 33 is the three everything else is represented as it should okay i would like the could we could we have like a photo of like what alphabet thing

is where what number because i don't know off the top of my head what fucking 16 is. Oh, I see. Okay, I thought you meant for like, like so that we were all clear. Okay, I understand. No, let me grab something. Yeah, just to post in the chat just so we can look at it. While you do that, I will position myself. Do you want me to make this spin for a little bit or just immediate is fine?

I think it should spin. Okay, so I'm going to, it's going to be so fucking loud. Who are we pulling for first? That's a great question. Who wants to go first? Well, and also, do Eric and Nick want to participate?

Eric said no, but I want to offer Nick the opportunity. No, absolutely not. No. Okay, so that... You're just going to help us judge, I guess. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

I, like... Oh, Nick, I have a kid. I have a kid too, Nick. Yeah, but you're not Millie's leftovers. That's true. Yeah.

I'll help you guys judge if you need help, but I think you probably got this. I'm here to watch people suffer. So who wants to go first? Well, let's do a test. Let's do a test. Can we,

is there, is it possible we can see you pulling the numbers? Is there any way to, I don't know how I would do that. Okay. That's not a problem. Is it possible we can see you pulling the numbers? Is there any way to... I don't know how I would do that. Okay, that's not a problem. I could record it. You have a webcam or something connected to it? No, I have my phone.

I could record the video of me pulling. Yeah, just record your hand doing it or something. Yeah, record your hand doing it. No, it's a machine pulling the... I'm not touching anything. Oh. I thought you had to push a button or spin a wheel or something.

You have to hit a button, but I'm saying like, it's not like my hand. Yeah, but record that process. We can see it come out. I was more worried about the implication that I somehow was pulling specific things.

But if you show us the fucking video, then we'll have it a record. Yeah. If we overlay it, we'll know it's legit. Yeah. Do one, do one as a,

I don't need to see the video right now, but like just record it actually it would be nice if you upload well whatever uh i'll defer to the others for that but i i say we do one as a test right now and just see what it would be why are we doing why aren't we going in let's just do it now let's just do it there's no okay gavin goes first why am i good okay sweet yeah that's great because i, I'll go first. So I assume you're setting up a little video? Yeah, narrate this. Okay, now I'm now recording the wheel.

Okay. I'm hitting the button. It's so... Sounds good. Oh my God. It's so fucking loud. It is so loud. Get me a good one.

Okay, we got... We got two numbers came out. We'll just do the... Oh, it went back in. Gavin got... Seven. Whatever seven is, Gavin is seven. G! G.

G. That's perfect! I could try some Gaviscon. What are foods that start with G? I'm drawing a blank. Grain. Yeah. Like garlic, grapes, grapefruit, guava.

See, here's where it gets confusing. Ginger. Can you have green peppers? I would say so. Or is that P for pepper? That's just ingredients. Grits. Ghee, gelatin, gouda cheese, goat.

Grits, yeah. Oh, gummy bears. Can you have gummy bears? I don't know. That's a terrible letter, I think. I think it is, dude. I think you're in trouble. Gravy.

Dude, you're going to eat so much garlic. Andrew and I just watched the season finale of the USA Challenge, the new challenge season. And on the last episode, they had to hike 10 miles up a mountain in the snow in Patagonia. And halfway through, they had to stop and eat an entire onion and 10 cloves of garlic. And I have never seen people throw up as much in my entire life. So be careful how much garlic you eat. Are we ready for the next drop?

Yeah, are you filming still? Yeah. So who's the next one, me or Andrew? You're not putting G back in. No, it's just something. I'm just making sure that we're all on the same page. All right, so this is for Jeff. This is for Jeff. This is for Jeff.

There's no doubt that he's running the machine. It sounds like a 1965 Ford F-150 trying to turn over. Here comes the ball. We got 21. Jeff, that's 21. You. You. That's 21. You. You. That's a rough one.

That's tough. So fast. We're going to stop today. You're going to have unagi, I guess. I don't like unagi. It's too bad. Udon noodles. Oh, that's a good one.

Oh, I'm fucked. What can I do? There's not even any fruit I can eat. What am I going to do? Let me pick another letter. Can I take a penalty and take another one? No, you're stuck with you. Andrew, this is the worst.

These are the worst pulls. I'm excited for number 10. You're going to get a C or something super easy. I'm going for the third one. That's the one that's going in the hole. Oh, it's fallen. It fell off the chute. Oh, what is it? 16 I got 16 what 60 oh

Are you serious yeah, oh, it's so easy. I love this. This is a great game it rigged. It's rigged That's fantastic P oh PG and you That's fantastic P P, G, and U Let's get some live reactions Gavin, how you feeling about G? I don't feel very good about G I'll trade you I'll trade you U for it

Jeff Jeff, how you feeling about the letter U? There's no food to start with U. I'm totally fucked. I'm ucked. What am I gonna eat? You're gonna die. Nick sent a handy list and one of the things

is unpasteurized cheese. What can I do to get a different letter? I don't think you can. I think that's the joy of the games. Can I do to get a different letter? I don't think you can. I think that's the joy of the games. Can I do double the time to pick again or something? Remember when the end cap challenge was super easy? That was the problem with it. This is hard.

Oh, man. You got a U. That sucks. Upside down cake is the only thing I can eat. You can try, Unagi. upside down cake is the only thing i can eat do you have a try unagi i've never heard of this stuff oh uni you could have what is uni the sea urchin i don't like sea urchin but you could get used to it. You better start liking it. I feel bad for Andrew. Papaya, passion fruit, plums, peaches, pineapple, pomegranate,

pizza, parsnip, peas, peppers, potatoes, pumpkin, peanuts, pistachios, popcorn, pretzels, pancakes, pie. I can tell you one thing that starts with P That I will not be eating I know that, you can remove one thing from the list Immediately

Is that pastrami? It'd be some pencils Fuck off Andrew has to eat the P No I can't I can't do this I don't know what I'm gonna do

Look you might get some strikes Alright but I think it's Gotta be attempted How perfect is it that Andrew Pulled P for pencil You got G you got Gavin it's your name I don't know what you has to do With Jeff that's what I've been trying to figure out

What is your connection with you Jeff You are you You have fucked yourself, Jeff. You shouldn't have had this idea, Jeff. This all came from Jeff saying that the end cap challenge was too easy, so he

created a new thing, and then he got f*** faced by his own idea. Perfect. Perfect. Well, hey, Jeff, at least you don't have to worry about the Oreo conundrum. You're not even close to O or C or really anything. I would fucking kill. I would trade a PS5 for G. God, dude.

I could eat grits for four days. Oh, my God. I hate Oodon. I'm so fucked! You don't like udon? No! You know that? Do I? I don't know. I don't know.

What about Uncle Ben's? Uncle Ben's rice! There you go! I would veto that. Well, you would be one veto uh i am andrew somehow it's fucking skates through life unscathed i'm gonna need to see this footage yeah let's see how legit that draw was i will i'm excited to send it i recorded i did it in three videos. I trusted it. I trusted it till I got a U and he got a P. I'm so

glad that you could see the number before it falls out the chute because mine bounced out because of your two in the thing and it went to the floor and I had to go find it. Oh man. I genuinely I don't know if I need to change my diet at all going into this challenge. I think I could just eat

normally. I think you're just going to have a very standard four days. Oh, this is great. So when are we starting this? Monday? Oh, man. I can't wait. Pizza Monday? Maybe I'll go pepperoni pizza,

double up on the peas. Oh, this sucks. Oh, this is good. This really backfired on me. Grated double up on the peas? This sucks. This is good. This really backfired on me. Grated cheese pizza. That's food, right? No.

Ugly pie. What the fuck is ugly pie? What the fuck is ugly pie? Other than Thanksgiving. The story takes on a journey with Bear who... Oh, it's a fucking story. To make ugly pie at home, you need to eat... Oh, here we go.

Granny Smith apples, molasses, lemon juice, flour, cinnamon, nutmeg, sugar, brown sugar, dried cranberries, and walnuts. I can eat ugly pie. You can get diabetes. Unidjusto. It's a Finnish dessert made from a cow's colostrum. Nope. I like that we already went through you last time

as one of the worst letters to get. Yeah. I can eat Ugadi Pachadi. At least you're not trying to order Xanthan gum or Xylitol. Yeah, that's true. That's true. It's a special festive food that can blind... Oh, fuck.

Everything I make is... Like, there's some things that look edible, but it's going to require me to cook for like seven hours. Unpasteurized cheese. There is no way. Er-er-da cheese no way. Er-er-da-cheese. Er-er. Yeah, Nick's right.

You got the weekend of meal prep, dude. You can lay out your whole week. You get so in control of your life. Oh, I can eat something called a Utah scone. Okay, Utah scones. They're light and fluffy, but dry and crumbly in texture. There are no rules when it comes to toppings. You toss cones.

They're light and fluffy, but dry and crumbly in texture. There are no rules when it comes to toppings. Oh. Uh, whoa. I think the only rule is you gotta eat it with unpasteurized cheese. This is great. Motherfucker. Granola.

I'm gonna be honest. When I bought the bingo machine, I was like, ah, that was kind of a waste. I regret doing it. Zero regrets now. That was fantastic. This has made my week. So like the main thing I can eat is, is Unagi,

which is freshwater eel. I might as well. Fuck me. What's the pun? Oh, we didn't do, there is no punishment. We didn't determine. It's just,

uh, yeah, you know, it just sucks. This is a test. As you said. Yeah. It's just,

uh, wanting to win for the love of the game. Okay. Yeah. For the love of the game. Okay. Yeah, for the love of the game. Oh, I can eat urchins. That's great. If you view it this way, if we do another round of this, one of the worst letters out of the rotation,

theoretically could only get easier for you. Oh, here we go. I can eat Uluku. It's second only to the potato, one of the most widely grown root vegetable crops in the andean regions of south america so it's readily available for me here it is brightly colored with waxy skin it can be yellow pink or purple and hue cool oh it's big in bolivia it's a big big and it's a big traditional food during catholic

holy week in bolivia awesome i'm sure that'll be easy to find. You can eat ube. It's like that purple yam. Oh, that sounds good. Yeah, it sounds good, right? Purple. Yams are delicious. Yeah, and this one's fun.

That's fun for you. That's fun. Now this I could eat. Ugly fruit. Ugly fruit or unique fruit, commonly known as Jamaican tangelo, is a citrus fruit that arose through natural hybridization of the tangerine with the grapefruit. I'm all about that. Can I get ugly fruit in Texas?

Can you make an ugly pie out of ugly fruit? Yeah, I was about to say, is there no ugly fruit in ugly pie? Umbrella fruit. If so, that feels like a tremendous waste. I agree with Andrew. Gavin, do you have any suggestions for jeff no just laughter is the only response needed i was thinking about geez i'm just jeff's in his own world of hate oh man i feel like nick brought up that you'd probably get an

an x if we did this again i feel like we need to do this again just to see. Andrew, I hope you are able to muddle through four days of pizza. Oh, it's going to be... Yeah, I might have to swap it out with a pineapple, get some pineapple pieces, potatoes. It's going to be a real struggle. You've got such an abundance of choice.

Your choices will have pea... You can put peas on your peas. You can have a pizza with all pea ingredients. Yeah, that's what I said. Nice pepperoni pizza. Double up. That's how easy you've got it. A pistachio maybe, like I said, one of the top tier nuts from before.

I got a lot of choices I could go with. You could also eat peanuts, the lowest tier of all the nuts. The coke of nuts, yeah. You could eat peas. could also eat peanuts the lowest tier oh the nuts the coke of nuts yeah you could eat peas you could i could eat peas i feel like i have to you can eat pretzels jeff are there any nuts you can eat pringles nuts that start with you that's a great question ugly nut i'm fucked I'm ucked

uh no it doesn't look like it so here's the thing I have I think without a doubt gotten the easiest letter to work with like undeniably I think we would all agree P is the easiest the issue is as we've established we

got the salad cream veins over here I am probably the least qualified. So I'm terrified that I somehow I'm going to screw this up with the easiest position, which feels very possible. Yeah. If you salad cream the pee, that would be the biggest waste. It would be. There'd be no hope for me.

Imagine how mad Jeff will be if you salad cream having pee and he has been dealing with you all week. That's not that's a that's a Greg right there that's not a salad cream it's way that's that's a Greg yeah I think I would get out and use my get out of Greg free card on this I think I'm

I think I'm just gonna have to walk around the grocery store and look for shit that says that starts with you oh I hate I hate that I hate that I I hate that i said we should do this i love it i think it's the best thing we've ever done potentially do we have to start this week uh monday yeah we're starting monday this upcoming monday but this one won't come out for this will come out two weeks from now this one will come out in two weeks and then the actual

and then one where we so when we talk about you're busy all... Wait, you're shooting all next week? Yeah. That monkey lunch still? That's still okay? We have to move the monkey lunch? Oh, no! Come on! No! Well, we... Why don't we do monkey

breakfast? No, I'm not doing... It's moving. We're moving monkey lunch another week. We'll do monkey lunch and we'll do two more of these. We'll do what was supposed to be this week. I can probably still make it happen. No, you don't have to. You don't have to force.

Don't listen to Andrew. You do have to. He just wants more time to go through his fucking slideshow. I'm almost done. What about monkey evening then? I'd do a monkey evening. It doesn't matter to me. I'm happy. I just want to film the fucking thing.

Are we really moving it? Are we really talking about moving fucking monkey lunch? That's what Gavin's saying. I need that as a soundbite. Jeff, what are you going to eat for monkey lunch because at that point you can eat anything I don't know man

I'll probably eat pizza and grits oh so will I well not the grits but half of that that'll be me all week I'll be sick of pizza by the time you get there so we gotta start this Monday because we need to discuss it in the next all week. I'll be sick of pizza by the time you get there. So, we gotta start this Monday because

we need to discuss it in the next recording, which is next Thursday. Are you gonna make F*** Face next Thursday? Is that okay? I'm assuming no. So why did we set all this up? Well, because he didn't reveal that until after we did it. But it's fine, because the next recording

we'll do, we'll have the whole thing finished. It'll be all done. We can talk about our experience. I think it's, I can, I can make these recordings. I'll be there. Okay.

Okay. There's something so not assuring about your assurances. I'm so excited for Jeff to eat you foods for four days. And then we go, and then Gavin goes, well, boys, guess what?

That's great. This is, I feel, all settled. We got the system laid out. Show what we eat. Oh, I can't wait to just be sending Jeff pizza photos. But what I was gonna say was that we could potentially do this on like... I will be out of town that week. Is it for something worth it? Yeah.

But I also informed my producer about that months ago when it's been on my calendar, and it's been discussed. It's true. That's why we're doing this this week. I've known about that. Yeah, that must be awfully convenient knowing exactly when you can do something.

Well, I plan stuff ahead, you know. Yeah, I'm sort of relying on the schedules of others. Gavin, the man just drew a U. He just drew a U. Let's just, we'll just let him, it doesn't matter who's right. He drew a U. Let him have it.

We're going to let him have it in this moment. All right. It's a tough day for him. I will say, are we good? Are we all happy with how this is scheduled? We're fine with it before I move on? Yeah. So Monday.

So three days from now, we're starting. Great. Okay. I want to talk about a different bet that we've discussed a little bit. The gamer score bet between Gavin and I. Ooh. I think, and I don't know. We haven't talked about this because you've been away and I didn't want to bother you

on your vacation. Did you see that Goldeneye is coming out soon to the console? I did. And I'm assuming Goldeneye was a big childhood game for you. So when you played it, you were a sculptor? Yeah, it was my childhood. It was your childhood. I think instead of the Gamerscore bet,

because after we recorded that, I had a bunch of people just send me like, here's a $5 game that you could get 1,000 points in in three minutes. I don't think the content that'd be made from that would be that interesting. I don't know how I'd make it like that. I think the best part of all the game bets we've had is there's been a content piece attached to it. This would just the gamer score thing would be essentially just me throwing money at a problem to win it. I don't think that's funny or all that interesting. Why don't we do something in Goldeneye when that comes out? It could be times. They've got timed level things. Like, I just think there's something there for both Bond guys. Try and get like a 20 second frigate on 00. Yeah, like do

exactly what we did with the Halo and the times if we want to go that way and do it on a Bond level instead for Goldeneye, since that's right around the corner, it seems. Why am I i'm just i'm suggesting a bit you don't have to play if you want we could set times i just haven't played the game in 20 years so i don't know i can't be like i'm gonna get 45 seconds on this level i don't know the level names i haven't played in a while i just thought it'd be fun because we've talked about wanting to do the halo thing again in some form and i feel like goal night could work because they both I feel like would be equal at it. I'd let you set the terms like in the Halo thing.

I'm just throwing it out there as a suggestion. I think that'd be a better idea than the Gamerscore bet. Take less time out of your life? Not necessarily. Honestly, I think if you had to get to a million Gamerscore in any short amount of time it would ruin your life. Well, we ended up the last time we settled was half a mil.

Yeah. And I think that would be incredibly doable based off of the information people have sent me. I do think it is, to Andrew's point, I do think it is throwing money at a problem to solve it. Yeah, it's not.

At some point. There's nothing, I think, funny or interesting about that. I like the golden eye angle. I feel like you guys should both wear tuxedos the whole time you're playing. Not the tuxedo, obviously, but tuxedos.

Or dress up as your... One of you has to dress up as Oddjob or like, I don't know, dress up as your favorite blonde character. Yeah, I think that's funny. I don't think that needs

to be a requirement. I like the idea, though. I just want to play golden. It would be funny i agree all right we'll do something yeah i think that that'd be fun hey you guys are halo guys can you explain to me is is split screen co-op never coming out for halo 5 is that what's or halo infinite is that what's going on here yeah it sounds like that that will never happen so i held off on playing halo for over a year but that will be

nothing they will have online co-op so i don't know if you're and i believe it's cross play as well so as long as you have a computer and a console i just i have i we're an xbox and one ps5 family so um so i could still play with millie we would just have to play on different absolutely yeah she could just be in a room and is that already out or is that not? No, that is hoping, I think, hopeful to be out by the end of the year. Oh, yeah. It's Halo Infinite is a mess as far as the content. Yeah.

It's probably one of my most played Halo games there. I still really like it. Yeah. It's like there's it's the most frustrating part of it is that at its core it's so good and the forge stuff that is coming out for it looks incredible the things that people are doing in just the beta for it is ridiculous just want to play the campaign with my daughter we it's a great campaign so excited for it i think one of the hardest things to nail in halo is like does it feel like halo and they got the feel right,

which is good. That's, they just don't have anything else. It's yeah. I think the single player experience though, you'll have a great time. It's really the multiplayer that is Baron. Yeah.

Okay. And I enjoyed the multiplayer as little as I played, but I'm not that like Halo to me. It is like, it's not that it's not good. It's that nothing has changed since you've played. Really. Like, it's essentially the same game with no content updates.

That's just, it's a little tired. Gotcha. That's good. Well. What a good day. Jeff, are you okay? What a good day for some of us. Are you all right, man?

Man, I was like, just about any letter would have been fine but you. Like, I could have made a lot of stuff work. I mean, I'm gonna make you work. I'm gonna make it work. I'll make it work. I wonder if we should try and go out for dinner one night and we'll order our respective letters. Oh, I'd love that. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a great idea. What do you think I'm gonna order? I'm gonna order ugly fruit and udon. The udon unagi. I feel like I read a story recently where like the rock brings food to restaurants for them to make like he brings his own food for them to cook that could be you you could just bring your own you products yeah here's my uk my ukrainian dinner rolls please

heat them up you could have a rough few i feel bad for you what how about this i'm there's a there's a sushi restaurant in austin called uchi can i eat anything in that restaurant no no damn it that does not that's not doesn't fly that's fair that's fair i don't expect you to have seen them because you've been you've been away gavin have you watched any of survive block island at this point three episodes have released or i guess two the third one came out this morning yeah you watched any of that i watched the first two yeah i uh i really enjoyed it and i think it's interesting to see what was edited out of those episodes pretty much anything we did because we're never that's true i don't know whenever the shopping block so far yeah that is we've had a lack of coverage but i don't you know what made me really happy is and i don't know if it's in episode three if it if it is it it will people have seen it by now but you and i talked

about that we built to a cloud in the sky and that it was meaningless like there's nothing it was like a bug we thought there'd be something up there we spent all this effort getting to it i don't know if it's like a copy and paste error or something yeah i don't know if that scene is in the show of us doing that but in like the first or second episode they do a cool transition to the lava base and you can see our blocks in the sky and it just made me so happy there's like a half second of our bullshit just like a line that goes nowhere yeah that's brought me a lot of joy i like you don't really see us build anything at the base either but you can there's a sign by the hot tub that i made it just says wet box and that made it so i don't remember if it made the edit or not but so don't quote me on this but if it didn't there was discussion because you guys did it. We, it was actually, uh, inconvenient.

You guys took forever to do it. And we, it was just so funny. We let you guys go. Uh, and you, it actually pushed production back a little bit while you guys climbed. Oh no,

sorry to inconvenience you. Sorry. No, no, that's fine. It's fine. It's okay. I don't care.

Uh, but there was a lot of discussion that day about clipping that and making it like shoulder content, like just taking that light, like that little non sequitur out and then just making it its own piece of content so I think if it didn't make the episode it will make it

out in some form sweet awesome I believe because it was very very very funny I watched you guys forever it was very funny I uh yeah it's fun did we already talked never mind never mind i was gonna say in the first episode it was interesting to see that like it was edited out me failing to get i was so goddamn mad

to see in the first episode that that totem was just in the grass i never thought i assumed it would be in a chest somewhere i must have passed it so many times they edited out i went to that island it was on i think blaine did too based on the episode I don't know how he didn't get it either pretty funny that's good I'm excited you excited Jeff you sound enthused yeah I'm gonna go to the grocery store now and I'm gonna start prepping

we should have done the drool at the end we should have yeah really I mean who could have foreseen this that's fair I figured he was gonna get an H and eat hamburgers you know what I mean and who could have foreseen this? That's fair. I figured he was going to get an H and eat hamburgers. You know what I mean? And then now, boy. Maybe I'll dabble some pastrami.

I got that on the menu as well. Maybe I could see where I line up. Listen, that's totally, I recommend that. I think pastrami is lovely. Not for me, but I want everybody else to, I want pastrami to enjoy other people and other people to enjoy pastrami. I want nothing but the best for Pastrami and if you guys

develop some sort of relationship, I'll support it. Fantastic. This was fun. I can't wait to catch up with you guys next week or two weeks. Whenever it happens. Depending on... Alright, alright. Don't forget Monday morning from when you wake up on Monday, whenever that is,

until we record on Thursday, Andrew, you're only eating P, and Gavin, you're only eating G, and Jeff, you're only eating U. I'm flying someone in for a collaboration, and I'm going to have to explain to them why I'm eating

when we haven't lunch. Fantastic. Nick asked, does this impact drinks? No, it doesn't. Purely food. Just food. Sweet. This is fun. Good luck, everyone. Good luck. Oh, my God.

Love you guys. I also hate you a little bit. I guarantee you by Wednesday evening, I'm going to fucking despise you. Well, so I apologize for any mean texts I send. It was fine. In reality, it's you being mad at yourself

because this is your idea. And this is all you. You did all of this. This is you. Yes, but I'm going to externalize that. Yeah, that's fine. I understand. I'm saying I won't take it personally

because I know really it's just you being mad at yourself. It'll be pure hypocrisy, uh it is what it is uh all right well thank you for listening to another episode of the face podcast I believe this was the one two three version uh and so four five six we're gonna go away hey guys major league fan jack here with a look at next week's episode of face*** Face. Gavin killed Coolio. Should we still send out socks? Is piss thicker than blood? How did everyone do on the alphabet challenge?

Gavin's Godzilla roll. Three days to upside down. And once again, Andrew does not eat the pencil. All that and more on next week's episode of F*** Face.