F**kface - Hand Washing Buffet // CROOZE WHEEL [108]
Episode Date: June 3, 2026Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about blindfold, tease it up, Geoff's cruise, Canada, washing hands, how to wash yourself, cults, Dr Sex, Spitting Image, Puppets Who Kill, Greg the Bunny, elevator game, ...wheels, Geoff's Crooze Wheel, Yuck Yucks, Don Zimmer, quesadilla tips, keyboard update, widescreen, cowl, and 3 monitors. Sponsored by Ridge Wallet. Upgrade your wallet today! Get get up to 40% off @Ridge with code REGULATION at https://www.Ridge.com/REGULATION #Ridgepod #sponsored Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hello and welcome to another episode of the Regulation Podcast.
This is number 108.
My name is Jeff Ramsey with me as always.
Andrew, Eric, Nick Gavin Du Bois.
How are you guys doing?
Hello.
I am fantastic, Jeff.
I do have a question.
I'm so glad to hear that.
Okay, yeah, I got an answer.
You teased up that you have a game planned.
I went into the bit barrel.
Uh-huh.
And I have a blindfold on right now.
Will that impact the game for me?
If you have a blindfold on?
Yeah.
I cannot see.
We talked about once doing the theater of the mind
and being blindfolded during recording.
Wouldn't we all do it?
Well, I showed up blindfolded for this one
so I can get, maybe I'll be the blindfold guide
for next time, I guess? I don't know.
But I can't see.
You love this?
One of us needs to see.
One of us needs to see for the game,
but only one of us.
Only once in of eyes?
One side of eyes is fine.
if everybody, I have my eyes closed most of the time anyway, you know, I think that's been
discussed.
I keep my eyes closed during the podcast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a looker.
I got my eyes open right now, but I can't see nothing.
I feel like, I feel like, I'm excited to see where this goes.
I also feel some trepidation from Eric towards me because I, uh, I, I asked him for a little bit
of help before the podcast and he seems wary of it.
I didn't like the way that you teed it up where it was like.
Like, how, hey Eric, how you feeling?
Oh, yeah, oh, good.
Oh, great.
Oh, gonna need an assist from my, my big friend.
Oh, Eric, oh, yeah, oh, you can help.
So now I have this stupid wheel ready.
Andrew's blindfolded.
I don't know what's going on.
Right, right, because it was, if it was, hey, I have a game,
can you prep this stuff?
Fine.
Hey, I'm gonna need a big assist from my buddy, Eric.
Never talked to like that at all until it's,
Hey, gonna need something from you on the fly.
How would you have preferred the information?
I just said at the beginning where it's like,
hey, I have a game planned.
Can you get a wheel ready?
You're gonna have to make some of these on the fly.
I'm sorry.
I essentially said Nick agrees.
That's kind of what I said.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Me and Nick have spent so much goddamn time together this week.
I don't care what he agrees with.
I'm sorry, Nick.
That's all right.
You can be wrong.
That's fine.
You know what's interesting about this blindfold.
situation is I don't know where the mic is and it's a little freaky.
Well, you're nail it now.
You've done it.
Yeah, you sound great.
Yeah, I keep kind of using my nose to make sure I'm still lined up with it.
What about your ears?
How could he hear the mic?
In your headphones.
Well, no, I just, I can feel the pop filter on it, like the fuzzy thing.
So I make sure I'm aligning correctly.
I feel like I move my head more than I realize that I'm recording the podcast.
And I just, uh, I don't want to be talking out the wrong side.
I like that you're a bit with the blindfold.
You didn't say you were going to tee it up.
You said you were going to tease it up.
Is that like a...
Did I say tease it up?
Yeah.
It's time to tease it up.
I like you.
I'm teasing it up.
I don't know what I'm teasing.
I guess I'm teasing what the overall product will be when we all eventually do this.
I'm also a little concerned because I'm just using my eye mask when I go to sleep.
So I feel like I'm going to get tired during this just naturally.
Like my brain is going to be like, oh, it's sleep time.
But I'm ready for the game.
Or not, or later when we do the game.
I'm just ready.
I'm prepared.
Just because I'm blind in this episode doesn't mean I'm not going to give 100%.
You got 100% in this game.
Do you think when we're all doing it, though, we should keep recording until one of us falls asleep?
Do you think one of us is going to fall asleep?
Yeah, I don't think so.
I don't think that's going to happen.
Oh, okay.
It'll be a long recording.
Andrew's going to fall asleep.
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
He's like a bird.
I'm locked in.
I am like,
it's nighttime.
I'm glad we're finally doing this at night.
Okay.
Jeff,
do you want to catch us up with what you've been up to or do you want to go into your game?
Well,
the two kind of lead into each other.
I've been,
here's what I've been up to.
I was on vacation.
We recorded up two episodes,
so I haven't been around you guys.
I haven't talked to you guys in about 10 days.
That's because I,
I went on a cruise with my mom and my aunt and my wife
to Andrews's,
home country. Andrew, I was all up in Canada for 10 days. I got to say, I fucking love your
country. I had such a beautiful time in your picturesque, wonderful country. I was on the opposite
side of Canada from you. You're very far. Yeah, I went on a cruise. I've never been over there.
Tell me what it's like. Oh, Quebec City, so charming. I went from Quebec City to Prince Edward Island
to Charlottetown where Anne of Green Gables happened. That means nothing.
to me, but it means a lot to every old woman on earth, apparently. Big deal. Huge.
Huge. Charlotte Town. Gorgeous, by the way. Then I went to a place called Sydney, Nova Scotia.
Honestly, I could take it or leave it. Wasn't very impressed. But went from Sydney, Nova Scotia to
Halifax, Nova Scotia. Very, very, very, very cool. Then went about an hour up north to a place called
Peggy's Cove, which might be the coolest place I've ever been in my entire life. Then back on the
boat down to Portland, Maine, and then to Boston and then home.
Didn't spend more than a couple of hours in each town.
I hope to come home with like a really hilarious, funny story of how I fucked up or I ate
the wrong thing or I broke something or I got lost or I tried to swim with something and it
didn't work.
But it was a pretty uneventful trip in general.
The only two notes I even have from the trip other than the Canada is absolutely beautiful
and that everybody should go to Peggy's Cove.
It feels like you're at the end of the world.
It's so cool.
But the only two notes I have is that at the restaurant on the cruise ship, they have like at the buffet.
There's a bunch of restaurants, but they have a buffet, which is like the main place you eat lunch and dinner unless you make reservations.
They have when you walk in, I guess because Hanavirus and Ebola and everything going on around there, right?
Sure.
They have two giant sinks at the entrance on both sides of the restaurant.
and you cannot enter or leave without washing your hands.
And I got to tell you, we should adopt that at every restaurant in the world.
It is so, I got so acclimated to it so quickly.
I want to wash my hands anytime I walk into a restaurant.
Now, every restaurant should have sinks by the front door.
To wash on the way in, wash on the way out.
I thought it was great.
I'm a big fan of that.
That's a great idea.
Was it like a sink buffet where there like a variety of soaps, hand soaps you could use,
like a cleanliness buffet?
No, there was only one soap, but I feel like if that depending on the nicer the restaurant you're going into, they would have more soap options for you.
I have a question.
Okay.
If you had, you know, like where you scoop food out of in a buffet, I don't know what you call that.
The food center.
The food center.
Yeah, the food dump.
No, it's not a bowl.
It's like, it's the, in my mind, it's like a Chinese buffet is what I'm imagining.
And you go in and there's like the trays, the trough almost.
Yeah.
If they had a trough just filled with hand sanitizer, would it be okay if people just dip their hands in?
Like if everybody's hands went in the sanitizer?
Would that still work?
Would that be fine?
I think so.
I don't know that I follow exactly what you're saying.
I'm sorry.
I was wondering if it's like unhygienic.
Well, Jeff's talking about how they had the sinks on both ends of the thing.
So I'm imagining feeder in the mind right now, I'm blindfolded, that you have a buffet.
style. You know, like when you go into like a Chinese buffet and they got like the chicken and the
pork and they got all the different things. I'm imagining that, but it's all for cleanliness.
And one of the centers is just filled with hand sanitizer, like poured out liquid hand sanitizer.
Well, that would have to be the last station because the sanitizer is not soap. You still have to
wash your hands before you sanitize them. You know, sanitizer is not going to get all the grubby food and
shit off. So, sure. Yeah, I think it would be like a sanitizer dunk station. You could just like
dunk your hands. Yeah, I'd be okay with that.
Exactly. I just have never seen
sanitizer in that scenario.
I think that'd be fine, right? If everybody just
dunked their hands in the sanitizer?
Why would it be fine?
Well, because I think the germs would all be dead.
Like, I don't think, like,
yeah, I think it would just kill everything.
So it would be fine that people was a communal
sanitize. If you went camping,
right, you were camping and there was
like communal toilets and there was
a bowl and it just said, there was a bar
of soap on it. It just said,
anus soap and everybody used this soap to wash their anuses. Would you go for it?
But soap isn't the same as sanitizer. Sanitizer is like, I don't know, some super killer
liquid. It's gel. It's disinfectant gel. And people aren't putting their anus. I don't know
how you use hands sanitizer, but I don't think I've ever used it in an anus situation.
I don't think you're supposed to. But does soap not kill germs of bacteria and stuff?
I'm sure it has some effect in removing it, but I don't.
To me, I feel like hand sanitizer is like chemical grade cleanliness.
Are you asking if bacteria can live on soap?
Are you asking if soap kills bacteria?
Yeah, like if I wash my hands with soap, am I killing bacteria?
Yeah.
Yeah, soap kills bacteria.
If you do it the right way, the 20 seconds.
Yeah, does it?
Yeah, you sing a song to yourself the last 20 seconds while you do it.
Yeah, you have to sing happy birthday twice.
Yeah.
Is there an anus-based song for soap?
Okay.
There can be.
Why are we teaching you how to wash your hands now?
I thought we're teaching him how to wash his anus
I hop on the hand part
instantly
I got I told her on another podcast
I was washing my anus wrong
because apparently you're supposed
to get your fingers all up in it
like how is everyone cleaning
that station on the cleanliness buffet
is that part of the
that's not part of the buffet
no that's not part of the buffet
we can't have this at the buffet
So you have a cloth for anus, Nick?
Well, yeah.
Does everyone here have an anus flannel?
No.
No, I'm not going up in my butt to clean it.
So how are you...
How are you cleaning it?
I just scrub my butt with a lufa.
Or actually, it sounds like a...
Yeah, well, it's kind of like a lufa.
So you have an anus lufa?
But I don't like...
I don't like go inside, you know?
Well, how are you cleaning the cornhole?
Just rub it.
Just clean the bottle.
How far in do you need to clean?
Do you need to go, like, is there like a rule?
You got to go in three inches or it's not clean?
No, no, no.
I'm not talking about going inside your anus.
I'm talking like, like, do you use your, do you touch the anus?
Like the opening?
Yeah.
With the lufa.
Yeah, just like, boop, bo, bo, do you gather?
Yeah.
Have you pivoted to that or have you pivoted away to that?
Are you like karate chopping your ass?
Yeah, that's how I used to do it.
but I got told her for just going karate chop.
What I would do is I put a bunch of, like, foamy soap over the aides,
and then using the karate chop method,
I would absolutely, like, blast chop.
I don't know if you're cleaning it as much as just harming it as you whack it.
Yeah.
What belt level would you say you are at this stage?
I'm a blue belt.
Now do you think he's overboard?
Because he's got for blue balls.
He's a poo belt.
Huh.
It's brown.
I don't know.
I think I was just never taught as a kid how much to get up in there.
I watched a video in basic training because of the criticism.
Do you think you're now doing what the average person is?
I'm sorry.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You watched a video in basic training?
Dude, they made us sit.
They made us sit in a classroom one day and made us watch a video from the 1970s on the way to properly clean yourself.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Part of basic training.
You start at the head, work your way down.
Is that, can I find that video?
Can I find that video online?
I bet you could.
I bet you could.
I think, I just think you need a refresher course,
and it seems like Gavin needs to learn.
It was like a class,
it was like a classroom day of like,
this is how you,
this is how you be a human for all you morons
who join the army who don't know how to bathe
or brush your teeth properly
or, you know, any of that shit.
Was it like the old sex ed vids?
Kind of, yeah, kind of.
You guys had vids?
The sex ed vids never taught you how to,
have sex, though.
Not well.
What were they supposed to do?
Show you people having sex?
No.
Well, maybe not for the young, like the young one, but for the, you know, later on.
I never had vids.
What are you saying?
You had more than one?
Yeah, we had like a sex ed that was like...
We had fifth grade and then eighth grade, I think.
Yeah, yeah.
But for the later one, it would be more helpful.
I was fifth grade as well.
Maybe like...
Maybe like when you were 16 or something.
So do you just like, you're just like, well, how come they're not, how come they're not showing people fuck in the video at school?
I don't mean like, have everyone watched porn?
I mean, like with a diagram, with educational something.
Something.
Like people in cults and weird religions don't know how to do it sometimes.
It's weird.
What?
Thank you, Andrew.
What do you mean?
Yeah, go on.
Why are you worried about what people in cults are?
weird religions are able to do or not do.
Yeah, to be fair, I shouldn't worry about people
in Colts, I guess.
Man, when I mentioned I went on a cruise
to Canada, I didn't think we were going to get to how
cults fuck this quickly.
Gavin, like, picked
up the ball and just started running
with it, but I don't know if the rest of us were playing
the game. This is... I'm thrilled.
Now, when you're talking about cults and weird religions, do you mean people that are
still in it? Or have left?
I don't know. I just said,
I, on the fly, I realized sex ed was a terrible.
name for what that class was.
They didn't educate you about sex?
Was it like juggling for an hour?
It just sounds like they didn't have a video you like.
They educated us that if you have sex
it'll ruin your life, do not do it
under any circumstances.
Shocking, shocking education from Alabama.
Yeah. Yeah. Didn't work.
Didn't fucking work.
We got told out I had to put a Johnny on
and stuff and I remember the teacher
done it down by on a piece of
it was like a banana or something.
And then someone, someone in my class asked what a dildo is, and the teacher said, get out.
On a piece of banana.
It wasn't a piece. It was the whole thing.
No.
Interesting. Yeah, I just had like a doctor came into the class.
Dr. Sex.
Think about sex.
Oh, damn, it's Dr. Sex?
Dr. Sex
Long time
No C. They juggled for a long time.
It was a great class.
It was a one off. It was a one off. You did a lot of money to pay Dr. Sex to show up.
Did you have any
Do you have any like songs or puppets to go along with the thing?
Education?
No, I just remember that they opened with how
the female body worked.
And I think all the dudes were like,
And then they swapped to the dudes
And then all the dudes became very uncomfortable
I remember it was a big shift
And tone
That's my experience with Dr. Sex
What's just one class that I was surprised
I thought there'd be more
As I said I think I've talked about this before
We had way more boat classes that year
Boat Safety then
Sex set
Yeah you had your boats and your knots
And we had a we had Johnny Condom
Which I think I've mentioned before
but this is a singing puppet.
That was your teacher, Johnny Condom?
Yeah, he told you how to like pop a Johnny on in that.
Over that nose?
I think he played the banjo.
He played the banjo.
Did he sing condom songs?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He sang a condom song.
Of course he did.
But I don't know if he was playing the banjo
or someone else was playing it for him.
What?
He had musical company in it?
Well, I don't know if I don't remember if he had arms.
I don't think he did.
I think he wore a hat.
He definitely wore like a straw hat.
What?
It was like a mascot?
Yeah.
Yeah, for putting out a...
featuring the T-side Fettlers?
Oh, God.
Give that a little listen.
Okay.
So he's wearing a straw hat?
It's out on iTunes now.
Hell yeah.
Is Johnny Condum a banana?
I hate this.
It's the fucking ugly puppets.
It's the ugly puppets.
Oh, it's like this spitting image.
What is my doing that?
Do you think it's the same company?
I hate this.
This sucks.
Wow, that's a land of confusion.
That is a man.
That's me right now at this blindfold on.
Oh, because you can't see Johnny Condom.
No.
Explain Johnny Condom to me.
That is specifically engineered to make Eric hate it.
I hate spitting image.
Yeah, imagine like a rubber, a big rubber cock with eyes.
mouth and a big alcoholics bulbous like Jimmy Durante nose.
Yeah, he's got like rosacea nose.
Incredible.
This sucks. I hate this. I hate that you said this.
So is he like a one-hit wonder or?
Yeah, I never heard any of his other work apart from teaching kids that's put the Johnny's on.
It looks like a vulture.
Spitting image puppets.
I hate spitting image so much.
I hate it.
How do we keep coming across it?
We went straight from Genesis to this.
It's too pervasive in your culture.
It's disgusting.
We need to somehow commission a spitting image, Eric, rub a puppet.
They're so vile looking.
It's definitely of the time.
Yeah.
There's always Margaret Thatcher and Reagan.
Yeah.
Looks like Baba Booie on the left in that photo.
That's right.
His big lips.
Hey, boff.
Oh my God.
Was puppets who kill a thing for you guys?
No.
What?
It was a Canadian Comedy Central show in Canada.
I wasn't sure if it was like a general Comedy Central for it was just, it's a puppet one.
I got some ugly puppets in that show.
Boy, it seems real fucking either old or Canadian.
Both.
2004.
Old or Canadian.
It looks like 1992, which makes it 2004 in Canada.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That dude looks like Patton,
Oswald and Kelsey Grammer.
He does.
Yeah.
Good pull.
Way to go.
I never watched it.
It was just on all the time.
I was a kid.
We should play a round of old or Canadian.
Older.
I think it would be showing you stuff from Canada in pop culture and asking you what year it would be.
And you have to figure out what it is because it would be, you'd be 10 years off every time.
Put in the bed barrel.
You're telling me that this.
is from 2004.
Like, it's so lame.
It's Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer puppet holding like...
A Beir?
Stone Light?
Yeah.
Like, this is so 1994.
This sucks.
America had Greg the Bunny and we had puppets who kill.
You're like the only person that I know that brings up Greg the Bunny.
I loved Greg the Bunny.
Greg the Bunny was the best.
Such a good show!
One of my favorite shows.
the count on Greg the Bunny was the funniest
when he couldn't say I
he would say aye he would say aye it
pretty good
have we ever done in Animals with Names draft
No I can put it on the
You want me put it on the list?
Yeah we should
Okay that's pretty good
Animals with names I think is a pretty good one
Animal what do you mean by that
Greg the Bunny
Yeah like a mascot or a puppy
or like a you know like
Skipy the Bush kangaroo
shit like that wishbone
What?
Does the animal need the, like, does the name in the Greg, the bunny example, is that, do you need an animal that is called the animal within the name?
I don't think so.
No, he's at Wishbone.
Yeah.
Okay.
So it's just essentially a fictional animal draft.
Skippy is the Australian lassie.
Oh, it is?
Yeah, you never saw Skippy the Bush Kangaroo is amazing.
Wait, you're telling me, Skippy is the littlest hobo of Australia?
Yes.
Wow.
Wow.
Whoa.
That kid fell down a well?
I had to put it, I had to put it in terms.
So Andrew could understand it.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
The Bush Kangaroo.
Oh, it's amazing.
The theme song is amazing.
What a show.
Better or worse than kangaroo jack?
Better probably.
I don't know about that.
So my other note from the cruise
is that I unintentionally invented an elevator game.
This is not the game we'll be playing today.
I've created a game.
But I unintentionally invented an elevator game.
that I'm quite taken by
and I then proceeded to play
the rest of the trip.
My wife and I got on to the elevator
at the ninth floor. We were going to go down
to our room. Our room was on the sixth floor.
We got on with three older
ladies. I immediately
hit five and then I went, oh fuck,
our room's on six. I'm stupid. So then I hit
six. Then the old lady
next to me hit three and
my wife said, oh, you know what?
We need to go down to three and get something from
I don't remember the business center or something. I was like,
Oh, yes, we'll just write it down.
So then the elevator goes down to six, doors open,
and the one lady looks at me,
and the other lady goes, anybody gets, anybody getting off?
The lady who didn't see what buttons were pushed?
And I said, no.
And she goes, and then the door shut.
And we went down to five.
And then the door opened, and that same lady goes,
did anybody, anybody push five?
And I just looked at her, and I said, no.
And then the lady next to me who saw me hit the button,
looked at her friend.
And as the door closed and we went down,
she goes, but he has.
hit all the buttons.
And the lady looked at her like, what are you crazy?
And then three got off opened and then we all got off.
And so I just started hitting buttons and then refusing to acknowledge that I hit them.
Just lie to people's faces.
How did Emily feel about this game?
I don't know.
I think she was amused by it.
Okay.
Do you think that's your Stuart?
Maybe.
Maybe it's my steward.
You just hit like three extra buttons on the way down.
And then when somebody said, are you getting off here?
Go, why would I get off here?
A good way to test out if it's your steward or not is do it with Eric and see if he gets really bad.
Oh, I think everything you just described I would not be thrilled about.
Just pressing buttons in an elevator.
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
We got to go to a tall building downtown.
What if you're pushing them for later?
You need to go back to six.
I got to go nine first, but I'm going back.
So I hit six just as like a reminder.
Hey, don't forget.
Six.
It's like a little visual note for myself.
Exactly. Anyone getting off? No, but I will later.
Eventually, someday.
Probably.
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Because the trip was largely uneventful
and nothing embarrassing happened
and I didn't have some stupid 45-minute story
about, I don't know, whatever.
I came home and I endeavored to create
something out of nothing.
I invented a game
that I'd like to play with you guys today
called the cruise wheel.
Ooh.
Ooh.
The cruise wheel.
It's spelled C-R-O-O-Z-E wheel.
Okay.
C-R-O-O-Z-E.
Wheel.
Got it.
Okay.
No, that's the part that I got.
Don't worry about that part.
Now, this is, we do a lot of wheel-related content.
Really?
I'd like to, this was going to be a little different to you guys, though.
This is what's called a closed-wheel game.
I have created nine separate wheels that are interlocking.
These wheels are locked.
we can't change them.
We can't add or subtract to the wheels
like we normally do on the fly.
I apologize.
It would ruin the integrity of the game.
However, I have tried to represent
every dumb thing that we do in a wheel
somewhere through these nine wheels.
I endeavored to create all nine wheels, Eric,
and then I would host the game.
But the online site where we use it,
only let me use five wheels.
And then when I tried to create,
I opened up a new file, it deleted those five wheels,
and I decided it'd be easier.
If I just fed you the prompts, you spin the wheel,
and then I feed you the new prompts as needed.
How does that sound?
Sounds great.
Can't wait.
Let's do this.
Thumbs up.
How does this sound to you, Gavin?
You can't add or subtract anything from these wheels.
How do you feel about that?
I mean, I'm not sure how it's going to feel without like the option of a second wheel.
There's nine wheels, Gavin.
Yeah, but the second week, yeah.
It's going to be a totally normal style second wheel, I think, by the sounds of it.
Option for a second and first wheel.
Should be on the board.
But it's not.
It's fun.
Jeff, is this going to where you were hoping so far?
He's dipping his butt in the hand sanitizer station.
Don't listen.
Just just roll with it.
Just roll with it.
First off, who would like to play first?
We can just play one of us because this is going to result in us doing shit.
It could result in four different videos of four of you do it.
Oh, wow.
Potentially.
There's content that's going to be generated out of these wheels.
This game is a content generator.
So we can just go with one person.
see how it goes? Who wants to go first? I kind of want
Nick to go first. Nick,
do you want to go first? I'd love to.
Okay, a little skeddy, I've sent you the first
wheel. Go ahead and populate a wheel
with those items. Okay.
Now, are these wheels specific to us,
or is it just like, Wheel 1
and Nick's going Wheel 1?
No, they're not specific to us.
The system is the system. Everybody gets the same
wheels as they play. Okay, if a wheel
has a star next to it,
that means it creates another wheel.
So these all
create another wheel.
Should we read these out for the people who are only listening?
Yeah, why don't you go ahead and we'll read them off so far.
It's Cruz, like Tom Cruise, with a little asteris.
Cruise, like Terry Cruz with a little asteris.
Cruise, like, who spells their name like that?
Penelope Cruz?
Yeah.
CRUZ?
Okay.
Dominic Cruz.
And then rhymes with, with a little asterisk.
So they all will create a second wheel, which is interesting.
Um, yeah, I don't know.
Nick, are you ready to play?
Um, Cruise wheel.
Okay, you let me know when to go.
Go.
This is very exciting.
Oh, we didn't, uh, randomize it.
Oh, well.
That really doesn't know.
Not for this wheel.
It will do that in the field.
Oh.
Oh.
And it is.
Oh, wait, it's tight.
It's the cruise.
Like Terry Cruz C.
R.E.W.S.
Okay, Eric.
That is good.
Okay, am I removing this or do I just leave it?
Yeah, remove that.
And now we will go to the next cruise wheel.
Okay, this is the cruise wheel.
Here are your options.
Okay.
Okay.
It might be my least favorite wheel.
These are Terry, the emergency crash.
Daboy's spin again, half a boat.
None of these have asteris.
That's correct.
So this will be the end of the wheel.
This is a dead end wheel.
This is great.
Yeah.
How many times are we shuffling, boys?
Go ahead and shuffle.
Seven times.
Seven times.
Nick said seven.
He's playing.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven shuffles.
Nick, are you ready?
Yeah, I'm curious to see where this is going.
Okay, you let me know when.
No.
You got it.
Here's the spin.
And we have
Crash.
Crash.
Exclamation point.
Exclamation point.
All right, Nick.
Because you've landed on Crash,
we have to do a four-player let's-play in Crash-out Crew on the Xbox at some time in the near future.
Whoa.
Crash-out Crew.
A game I'd never heard of until this game.
So are we going to have like a cruise week on the gameplay channel?
Potentially, it could be, there's a lot of different ways this could go.
Ooh, that looks like fun.
Crash out.
It's called Crash Out Crew.
Yeah, Crash Out Crew.
It's a four player.
One word for Crash Out.
Nick Spun the Cruise
Wheel.
Got it.
I'm just putting in the idea banks
that way we don't lose it.
Okay.
So do I remove this now?
Yeah, you can remove it.
Now if somebody else wants to play.
Okay.
I'll play.
Do it?
Oh, Gavin said it first.
Do I delete the second wheel
completely?
Yeah, delete the second wheel.
We're going to go back
to the first cruise wheel.
We repopulated fully.
Oh, we are repopulated.
Oh, you know what?
Do you guys want to leave the, yeah, we can leave it off.
Then each person gets a subset.
It's up to you.
You're the game master.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's leave it off.
Let's leave it off.
Okay.
Are we shuffling?
If you want to.
It's not up to me.
Gavin said four.
Gavin said four.
One, two, three, four.
And again, this is Cruz like Tom Cruise rhymes with.
And then these all have asteris.
And then crews like Penelope Cruz.
Gavin, tell me when you're ready to spit.
I'm just imagining Jeff on this cruise.
like with beautiful mountains in the background
that he's making this cruise wheel.
Oh.
Hang on.
Oh.
It's Tom.
It appears to be
cruise like Tom.
C-R-U-I-S-E.
We about to play cruise in USA?
Jeff, do I add a wheel?
You need to add a wheel.
Wheel is added.
Okay, here are the prompts for that new wheel.
Got it.
Now these are actual with an a with an asteris.
Tom with a T-O-M.
Tom, T-H-O-M, cruise ship manager,
cruising USA slash world, half a boat and go back to first wheel.
Gavin, how many times are we shuffling?
How many letters in Scientology?
You let me know.
Seven.
Is that right?
11.
11.
Gavin, you want to shuffle 11 times?
Yep.
Here it goes.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, and now, Gavin, you let me know when you're...
I went half a boat so bad.
Here, go back to first wheel.
Wow, what a shock.
Gavin's sending us back to the first wheel.
Jeff, do I remove this?
Remove that wheel.
Go back to first wheel and put cruise, put this cruise back on at C-R-U-I-Z-E.
C-R-U-U-I-Z-E.
WI-Z E?
This is S-E, whatever it is, S-E.
I'm just making, you're the game master, I'm just making sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're mad at me.
Tom Cruise's cruise is really not a good word to look at for too long because it looks so wrong now.
Are we reshuffling the first wheel or no?
It's up to you, Gav.
No.
Okay.
Now.
Tell me when you're right.
Please be Tom again.
Oh.
We are landing on Rimes.
with, rhymes with.
And so Jeff, I assume I'm getting rid of the second wheel.
Yeah, we're going to get rid of that wheel. And we're going to give you a new wheel.
Eric, I got some new prompts coming your way.
Yeah, whenever you're ready, buddy. Okay, so these are things I assume rhyme with
crews. And they are snooze, choose, choose, lose, L-O-U-S, and then there's an asteris there.
Okay, reuse, clues, blues, and redoes.
I guess that's redose, redos.
Reduce.
How many times are we shuffling?
One.
One shuffle, Gavin.
Tell me when you're ready to.
Hang on, hang on, wait, hang on.
Oh, Gavin, let me know when you are ready to spin.
Don't worry, Nick will edit that.
Oh, no.
Blues.
Oh, Gavin has landed on Blues.
Blues.
Blues.
Which means we have to play any of the Blues Clues video games that are available.
Here is, though, I got the Wikipedia up right here.
So at some point, we just have to pick one of these that we can access.
What are you talking about?
We spin the wheel.
We can do that too.
I just don't know which ones are available and which ones aren't.
Oh, we should probably do that.
Like, I don't know how easy some of these are going to be to get.
We have to do a Blues Clues Let's Play in the future, thanks to Gavin.
Okay.
I love it.
All right.
Now let's move on and have Eric or Andrew play.
Andrew, you want to play this game?
Oh, I want to play so bad.
I'm going to remove the second wheel here.
So now it's just cruise and cruise.
Andrew, do you want to shuffle these at all?
I'd mute, but I can't see.
Sorry.
Andrew, it's just cruise and cruise.
So do you want to shuffle?
What's the like Dominic Penelope Cruz?
Yeah, CRUZ, C-R-U-I-S-E.
Those are the two cruises.
Okay.
I love that this is the most visual episode on the one that Andrews blindfolded on.
Shuffle two, please.
Shuffle two, one, two.
There you go.
And now you let me know when you're ready to spin this.
Spin that wheel.
You got it.
It's a 50-50 shot here.
I think I want cruise, like crews in USA.
Okay. And unfortunately you're not getting that. It's going to be CRUZ. Jeff, what do I need to put on our second wheel for the cruise wheel?
Okay. I'm going to give you the prompts right now. Great.
UFC one. UFC two. Okay. So these are the prompts. Cruise Bros. CRUZ.
reports from Vera Cruz
C-R-U-Z
Go to Wheel 9
Interesting
Penelope, Santa
Vera
go back to first wheel
Very Vera
and then pick a number
between
1 and 9
except 5
How many times
you want to shuffle
That's a lucky number
2
Let's keep a 2
1, 2
All right now Andrew
Let me know when to spin that wheel
Spin
You got it.
it. And now we are landing on... Go to wheel nine. Go to wheel nine.
Run the marathon. Holy shit. Very Vera. Very Vera. Interesting.
Okay. Nick, you're going to like this one. So the Vera option was everyone gets Veracruz
tacos on the company Dime and Andrew gets a Canadian equivalent. Very Vera is the same thing,
but we can't eat actual tacos. We have to order other stuff from the menu.
Oh, I like that.
So the next time we have lunch together,
it's got to be Veracruz tacos,
but no tacos,
it's got to be Veracruz other stuff.
And then, Andrew, you can have the Canadian equivalent.
Wait, so my wheel,
my game was that I picked what lunch you guys had.
Well, and you, by a proxy,
because you get the Canadian equivalent of Veracruz tacos.
So just I have to order from a Mexican place
and not get tacos.
No tacos.
Got it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll have to find out.
Well, it.
appears that if I'm playing as well, we have one option here.
I'm spinning this wheel.
Love it.
You're going to randomize?
No, I'm good.
I'm so curious what wheel 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 look like.
We can go through it.
No.
Fine.
There's a lot of options.
Look at that.
On the money.
That looked so cool.
Beautiful.
Right on the start.
Beautiful.
All right.
So it's Cruz, C-R-U-I-S-E.
remove that. I guess I can just put this back. There you go. All right. My options.
Actual with an asteris. Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom. T.O.H.M. Cruise ship manager. Cruising USA slash
World half a boat and go back to first wheel. I'm going to shuffle five times. One, two,
three, four, five. Gavin, tell me when it's time to spin the wheel. No.
What the fuck? Spin.
Yeah.
I think it's going to be actual.
Oh, no. Oh, that's going to be.
Oh, no.
Is that company dime?
Oh, no.
Okay, don't worry.
I have safeguards built in place in case this happens.
Actual has been chosen.
And Jeff, what are we doing for our second wheel?
Well, we're going to the next wheel.
We'll give you those notes.
Sure.
Here you go.
These are safe space.
Go back to first wheel.
There's nothing on the first wheel.
Pick a real cruise for real with an asteris.
Watch Titanic 666.
Watch Titanic 2.
Watch Titanic 2.
Watch Titanic 2.
But it's like I-I like Roman numerals.
Yeah.
Watch Ghost Ship.
Watch out to sea.
Watch Speed 2.
Watch raise the Titanic.
Play Demon X. Mack and a Titanic Scion for 45 minutes on Xbox.
Whoa.
Okay.
And then Love have to watch the worst rated episode of Love Boat.
All right.
Hell yeah.
Gavin, how many times should I shuffle?
Six.
I can't believe that Titanic game isn't on there.
Gavin, let me know when to spin this wheel.
Now.
Yeah.
Gavin, what kind of cruise you want to go on?
Oh,
3-2 cruise control.
We are going to watch Titanic 2 Roman numerals.
What is Titanic 2, Jeff?
What's that, Jeff?
Let's look it up.
What?
Let's look it up.
I've seen Titanic 2.
I don't think I've seen the Roman numeral one though.
Jack get his revenge?
A movie.
Not the one I saw.
He's still dead.
Titanic 2 film is a 2010
American drama disaster film
written and starring Shane Van Dyke
in the Arctic.
It's about the Titanic.
A hundred years later, lightning strikes twice.
Boy, is it just
Titanic 2 without Roman numerals?
No.
There it is.
It does have Roman numerals.
as the two?
Yeah, it does have
Roman needles.
There's two different movies,
Titanic 2 and Titanic I-I.
Yeah, I've seen Titanic 2,
so I'm glad.
Okay, this is Titanic I-I.
Now, here's the thing.
I dropped one cover of Titanic Pipe
of Titanic 2.
Here's the other one,
and it makes the boat
look like it's alive.
Oh, no!
What have they done?
Help me!
Is that what the Titanic sounds like, Nick?
Well, Jeff, I guess that was your cruise game, huh?
That was the cruise game.
So now we have to eat lunch and then perform,
create those other three forms of content.
They're all in there.
I put them all in the idea bank so we can get back to them.
If you want to know some of the things that could have happened,
if you would have landed on Tom, T-O-M,
you would have had to watch Tom, you would have had to watch Tom Cruise's
worst-ranked film cocktail.
That would have been a watch-along.
Cocktail is his worst-ranked film?
Yeah, he got a nine on Rotten Tomatoes.
I mean, it's like, it's not good, but I don't know.
I guess.
That's pretty bad.
If you got THOM, we would have to watch the one acting credit from Glenn Thomas Cruz,
which is the Cleaning Lady Season 3 episode one where he has a guest cameo.
We could have played cruise ship manager.
We could have gone to an arcade and had a tournament to play Cruising USA or Cruising
and U.S. World.
Let's see.
What else?
You saw all that stuff.
If we would have gone through pick a real cruise for real,
that would have taken us to another wheel,
which would have said,
nah, not really,
safe space,
go back to first wheel,
okay, pick an actual cruise,
which would have taken us to another one,
which we would have had to pick
between a bunch of different cruise lines,
including the cheapest cruise we can literally find
the most ridiculous cruise we can find Disney,
Margaritaville,
and this one,
how many pillows did Andrew sleep on last night,
minus how many pillows Nick used,
and then go to that wheel.
Wow.
I love that. Damn.
The Cruz spelled Terry Cruz.
We could have landed on Terry,
which would have been to watch the worst rated Terry Cruz movie,
a film called John Henry, which is an action film.
The, which would have been a four-player co-op,
let's play of The Crew 2.
Emergency would have let us to play a game called Emergency Crew.
Crash would have let us to play.
We got that one.
Duh Boys would have made us plan on and do a GTA heist.
Cruz
A bad game called
Cruise Brothers
Reports is a video game
that's not out yet
Watch the worst rated
Penelopee and Cruise movie
which was a nine
on Rotten Tomatoes as well
called twice born
Santa we would have had to play
one of the games
from Santa Cruz games
or old old shitty games
You know about the Veracruz stuff
then rhymes with
snooze
whoever landed on it
would have to do a pillow flip
So however many pillows you sleep with the night, like say it was Andrew, he would have to sleep with however many pillows the rest of us sleep at like two.
Oh, that is devastating.
And then if it was, you know, like if Nick landed on it, he would have to spend tonight sleeping on eight pillows.
Shoes would have been wear the red shoes to a coffee shop or for lunch with everybody.
Shoes, which would be the person who landed out, it would have to take four secret bites as planned by the rest of us with their eyes closed.
Clues, which would be, we play,
we have to play Clue on the Xbox,
which would have been fun.
And then the Loo's would have gone to a Loo's wheel,
which would have been,
we watched the worst rated Lou Diamond Phillips movie,
Termination Point,
play Mortal Kombat tournament.
Lou, too, which is watch another Lue Diamond Phillips
movie called Route 666 because it had zombies in it and it sound cool.
For no, which means we have to play Green Giant Back Miami for 15 minutes.
No!
Yeah!
Albano, which would be to watch the
1986 movie with Danny DeVito and
Joe Piscopo and Captain Lou Albano
called Wise Guys, or L-I-U,
we'd have to play the Charlie Angels
video game. Oh, wow.
I own that as a kid.
That's the full list of all the things
that could have happened from the cruise game.
Nine interlocking,
yeah, nine interlocking
wheels that all in some way,
almost all in some way, generate content.
There's so many good things on these wheels
that potentially,
I think we should play this cruise game every time you go on a cruise, Jeff.
Ooh.
Okay.
Yeah, Jeff, what's your next cruise?
None planned, but if it's for content, I'll make it happen.
Next anniversary?
Maybe, yeah.
Anyway, thank you for playing the cruise wheel.
Oh, that was a great game, Jeff.
I really appreciate it.
That was my attempt at making up for the fact that nothing embarrassing happened to me on my cruise.
I have, where do we want to go?
I have two questions about your Canada of the trip,
and then I have something related to the wheel.
What do you want me to lead with?
Stu Canada.
Did you go to a yuck yucks while you're in Canada?
I just want to check.
I don't know what that is.
Okay.
Comedy clubs.
That's what the largest chain of comedy clubs in Canada.
It's called yuck yucks.
A chain?
Yeah.
They're all over the place.
Well, they used to be.
They probably don't exist anymore.
I haven't seen a yuck yuck yikes in a while.
There's never a yuck yucks where I live.
It was just, it was a thing I would hear about.
I've never yucked.
I've never yucked.
any yuck yucks, which is unfortunate.
Oh, wow.
It's just a fun name to say, yuck yucks.
No, I didn't go to any yuck yucks because we weren't anywhere at night.
You know, we had to be back on the boat by evening.
But there was a stand-up comedian on the cruise, and I did go to his stand-up set.
It was a Canadian comedian named Mike Delamont.
Don't know if you're familiar with him.
No.
Mike Delamont.
Mike Delamont.
I bet you he's been at a yuck-yck-yck.
I guarantee you he's been a yucky ex.
Yeah, I laughed.
He was all right.
He did a good job with what he was given.
A bunch of 70-year-old, you know.
Yeah.
Fucking, by the way, if you're fucking 85 years old,
how about some spring in your step?
You are living on borrowed time.
Fucking, you know what I mean?
Like, get from point A to point B.
Why waste the seconds?
You don't have that many.
respectfully you can't say that
when you're hitting random fucking buttons
in the elevator to just open the door
I agree
you're wasting giant chunks
of their remaining life
that is true
that's a great count of my second
candid trip question
have any Putin on this Canadian adventure
I never even saw it
wow there was no vat of Putin
that's a huge no
I did have a lobster roll
though
Oh, that's nice.
I take it to leave it. It was whatever.
Okay, all right.
I did buy it from a regulation community member, though.
Whoa.
Yeah, so that was cool.
A comment lever?
He was after I bought the lobster roll from him.
That's incredible.
Do you ever wonder if someone has seen you in real life
and was about to say something to you,
but knowing it would make them a comment lever
just said nothing for the whole interaction?
They wanted to stay an in-person regulation.
listener. I'd say
let us know if that was you, but
they wouldn't.
We'd have no way. Maybe
if it happens and you want to keep status,
just do a big over-exaggerated
wink.
I might recognize that as a comment.
If there's
acknowledgement. Definitely indicate something.
Yeah. Here's your
lobster roll.
Big wink. I'd be very
suspicious of lobster roll.
Here's your
regular.
Lobster Roll. One of the things I tried really hard to do in that wheel was with the Love Boat one.
I tried to make us watch a regulation episode of Love Boat. So I went through every guest star
in the history of Love Boat trying to find people that apply to the regulation universe in some way.
And I could only find two. It was like Betty Whiten. I don't remember who the other one was.
I would have thought that there would have been like Wilford Brimleys and all that. But there weren't.
They really weren't. There was. Don Zimmer. No, Goldbergs. No Don Zimmer.
yeah, no. So that's why I
change it to the worst rated episode. Did
Don Zimmer ever go on like a chat show?
That's what. He must have.
Probably a sports related one.
Yeah. At some point
maybe I'll try and find some interviews.
Yeah, you sing that made me realize, I don't think I've ever heard him speak.
Which is crazy. Yeah, I don't think I've heard him say anything.
He's lovable.
Blavable voice.
You said you had a question about the wheel, Andrew?
Oh, related to the wheel.
And more my pick. It was
sort of a story of
I had a
realization recently
that is really dumb
but I don't think it's my fault
as you guys know
I'm the type of person
where if something works
or if I find a way to do something
I don't really question it
and just that's how I do it
and I was taught
how to make cassidias
from my mom
this is if we're gonna blame anyone's my mom
for this
I would make casea
based on how I saw her make one,
like chicken or whatever on it.
What I would do is I'd put
the one cassidy down and the thing.
Then I'd put all the stuff on top.
Do you mean a tortilla?
Do you mean a tortilla?
Yeah, yeah.
You know, tortilla seed.
I'm assuming you mean a flour tortilla?
Yeah, flour tortilla.
Okay.
As the base.
Then you put the stuff on top of the flour tortilla.
Then I would put a second tortilla
on top of it.
And then I'd cook it that way.
Flipping incredibly difficult with this setup.
I'd have to use two spatulas to do it.
As recently, I went to a Mexican restaurant,
and I ordered a cassidia,
and I've had countless casillas from Mexican restaurants.
This is the first time I really paid attention to it,
and I realized that they only used one cassidia,
and they folded it, and that blew my mind.
One tortilla?
One tortilla, and they folded it.
Yeah, one tortilla.
They used one.
and they would fold it,
which would make the flip infinitely easier.
Yeah, because you've got a back wall.
You got a whole back wall.
So I'm assuming that I've been making cassidia's wrong
my entire life to this point?
No.
No, no, you're not making it wrong.
It's just another way to do it.
There's just two ways to do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not wrong.
No, you weren't wrong.
You'll get it served both ways at a Mexican restaurant,
just depending on how they personally do it.
But both ways are totally acceptable.
Got it.
I have a workaround for it too.
You got to cover the pan that you're cooking it in
and it melts the cheese a little bit more.
So when you flip it, it holds together.
Like using the cheese as glue?
Yeah.
I'd sort of try to do the same,
but I didn't think about the technique of sealing it.
Good. Okay.
You guys are making me feel better about this.
I didn't know if this was a weird Andrew thing.
And also what you're saying makes sense
as to why it didn't register to me
and the other times I've had,
Césity is in Mexico places that this is the first time I noticed it was folded.
So there were probably tons of times where it wasn't folded.
and it didn't alert.
Andrew, when you told us at the beginning
that you were basically performing
an experiment to go blindfolded the whole podcast,
I immediately
was trying to think of an experiment I could do.
So in Discord, I turned Nick up
200% because he's usually
quite quiet in the background.
Yeah. And it's been quite jarring,
hearing some of the laughs a lot louder.
But when he started chiming in about cassadillas,
I almost lost my hearing.
It was unbelievable.
It was painful.
I'm sorry, Kevin.
Someone's so sinister
I love that it took a food-related topic
to get Nick really in the mix for you.
Sorry, Cam.
That wasn't your fault.
You're passionate guy.
Is he still at 200?
Or did the experiment end as soon as the case
that he had talked started?
The experiment ended mid-sentence.
Can I feel?
follow up from last week's episode
and just ask what like the status is on your
keyboard situation right now Andrew?
Like where you're at, what we have to look forward
to? How to be different?
I don't know, did you receive it like a new keyboard?
I don't know like when all these things are supposed to happen.
Why would I get a new keyboard?
You bought one? Well yeah, but it's being
made. I don't exist yet.
It's like a Kickstarter thing I think.
Oh.
So I might not ever get it.
I get like updates
I'm so mad at you
Why are you so mad at you?
Well I really want to defend Eric
But how the Christ is he
Man know
It's a kickstop
He looked it up
He would have seen
I don't know
I found the images
I don't know what it's from
I didn't know what you looked up
I thought you went on their website
Or whatever I don't know
She's fucking
No I don't think there's any date
For when it's supposed to come
I still have the Doom keyboard
I can't see it right now
so we can't do any inputs.
I mean, I could hit buttons if you want, but I don't know.
Ooh, what if you did one blind press?
Okay.
So, where's, okay, there's the keyboard.
Are you, are you going to stop your recording when you do this?
Probably.
I don't think so.
That'd be low odds.
Oh.
I hit one.
Hit enter.
I think I could figure that out by feel.
Yeah, let's see what you pressed.
Should come through in the chat.
Oh, never mind.
Oh, never mind.
Oh.
S.
I hit address.
S. It was S?
Yeah, you said S to us.
Oh.
Super. So, as for Super.
So take me back a bit, Andrew.
You decided to get the new keyboard because you,
are you wanting to upgrade from the Doom keyboard?
I can't remember. Was there a problem?
This was before I had the Doom keyboard.
I had a really non-functional keyboard, and I saw that one.
And I really was enjoying severance at that time.
and I thought I could play
I could play the golf game on it,
Golden T. I was excited about having a spin ball.
So you were like, I need a new keyboard,
let me invest in one that doesn't exist yet.
Yes.
Okay, that's a long play.
Well, because I could function with the other one.
And then I ended up getting the Doom one
as a birthday gift.
Mm-hmm.
You say your old keyboard was not good.
Yeah.
But it surely was more functional than this Doom one without all the buttons you need.
No, I don't think it, like, keys weren't working on it.
I don't remember what was wrong with it.
But did it have a numpad and an F row and all that?
I don't remember that part.
Probably?
I'd assume so.
I never used them, so it's not like, my experience was unchanged.
So say you're ordering something online, it's like, oh, you know, you've got to put your phone number for some reason.
Yep.
You would just do that on the, you would always use the top.
row of numbers instead of the number pad?
Yeah, I never used the number pad.
To me, the number pad's great
because you can type numbers without looking.
Oh, I guess like top one, two, three.
Interesting.
Well, the opposite. But yeah, you just learn
where they all are.
You know, I got to say,
I don't have one on either of my keyboards
looking at them.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, so no update on the keyboard situation.
Actually, plenty of updates,
but none that are like useful.
I get like an,
email every four days, being like, this is update 78. We, uh, put in some new screws.
They try to take some of the way out of the 15 pound keyboard. I didn't know it was that heavy
when I ordered it. That was a missed up. That was, if I would have known that, I wouldn't have
ordered it. Do you have room on your table? No, I'm going to have to get rid of stuff. What do you
think's going to be the first thing to go? Um, Doom keyboard, probably.
I realize that you probably want to be looking at what's on it, but you can't see it.
I'm visualizing my desk right now.
I would probably have to move the analog pocket that we were using for the Whoopi Goldberg experience.
Yeah.
You'll probably have to use for the Blues Clues experience.
I'm assuming that a lot of those games are Game Boy games.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, I think that would work at that point because I don't have a 360.
my desk. I have
some monitors. I don't have a ton
of my desk outside of like knick knack's.
The tiki,
teaky, port-a-potty mug,
that type of thing. Some pencils.
Did you get your second monitor up?
Oh, I have two monitors, but no, I didn't get my
third one up. Wait, I thought Nick just wanted
just my gaming monitor, my PC monitor.
It's like a second computer monitor, right? Like, that's what Nick is asking.
Not just if you have a bunch of monitors
that don't have anything to do with the,
computer.
The game one could be both.
That's what I do.
I don't know how to make that work.
Switch the input.
Second plug?
Nah, sounds pretty impossible to me.
I'm with Andrew.
No, I'm not saying it's impossible.
I just...
So, I have two questions.
So question one, was it Nick?
Nick, did you want him to have two monitors?
Yes.
And Andrew, you always had two monitors.
Yes.
But one of them is a gaming monitor.
That doesn't.
mean anything.
I have a PC monitor in a box.
But did you connect it to the
Xbox with a nail?
Like it's, you can
There's not put plugs on it.
Right, but there's usually two
HDMI inputs or another DVI.
Yeah, or a display. It's like a $120
cheap monitor. I don't know.
There's no way it has one input.
What year did you buy this?
Cool.
You could have told me
I could have bought this three years ago or 16 years ago.
I have no idea.
That's not true.
That's insane.
By widescreen?
It's not a CRT.
No, I know.
It's not square, right?
No.
Okay.
I mean, it's kind of small.
I wouldn't describe it as wide.
If someone said, come check out my widescreen and I walked in and saw that, I would, I would not feel it.
It's a ratio.
Yeah, but like when you see, like, whenever anyone's like, check out my widescreen, it's a big screen.
No, it means 16 by 9.
No, but, but when people...
You think that you're, you think widescreen pertains to people on like MTV Cribs.
Yeah, like, I feel like whenever anyone's like, hey, check out my new widescreen.
It's not like a 10-inch monitor.
That's different.
Yeah.
Maybe flat screen people would use in that context
Flat screen?
When shit was getting flat
Can you
Do you have access to this monitor?
Can you look at the ports on the back of it?
Right now?
No, I'm blindfolded.
Right, what a stupid question of me.
I forgot.
I mean, any other episode, yeah, I could have.
So did we buy you a third monitor
to use as a second monitor?
No, I bought myself.
as I paid out of my own pocket
for the third monitor set up.
But you're,
it's set up.
But you don't need two now to you.
You've got two already on your desk.
Well, I want to use the other one because it's better.
It's a bigger,
better monitor, but I don't have the room.
Is it wide?
Just get rid of the one.
Well, you know, I wouldn't ask him if it's wide.
I don't know that's going to get us anywhere.
Why don't you just swap out the monitor you don't like
with the new monitor that you would like.
And then you can just have two.
And then you can do the input stuff on that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How do I,
cycle between PC and game.
Input button?
Input button?
Yeah, and if you don't like diddling and fiddling about on the actual monitor,
you can even set up a keyboard shortcut that will do it.
You're an insane person for even bringing out.
Why the fuck would you even say that?
No, I would rather do that.
Because this monitor is one of the ones where you got to click the button and then you
got to click the buttons to go into settings and then you got to click another button
to go right and it's like 50 clicks.
Use commands.
Sweet.
Let's film that.
That could be our technical support
is me setting you up
so you could go blip, blue, blue.
Oh, I want to go bleep blue, blue.
That sounds good.
But it is wild
that you never considered
your second monitor
would be a second monitor.
Well, I have the third monitor
for the PC stuff.
Go to third monitor.
Two PC monitors,
one gaming monitor.
Stop saying gaming monitor.
It's not like a normal monitor.
I play games on this one.
I do PC on that one
Yeah, when he's right, he's right
Do you actually use it as like a high refresh rate
Like PC gaming monitor?
Which one?
I don't know
The PC one, no, I don't know, well I mean outside of one I
I don't know what you mean
Because historically in the modern age
gaming monitors
are like for PCs if you're like
240 hertz and all that stuff
There's not consoles that really do that
I remember the monitor I got that, so my gaming monitor was actually a monitor that was sent to me by rooster teeth when we started doing let's play stuff, I believe.
Okay.
So it's probably not very good.
That doesn't.
Well, luckily you have this brand new one, right?
So it doesn't even matter.
Yeah, my third, the third monitor for the second.
This is the fucking, how long have you had the third second monitor?
When I got my work computer
For this job
When was that?
I don't know
When did we get work computers
For this job
Like a year ago
Yeah
Yeah I guess maybe
December of last year maybe
Well it's a good job
You didn't ever set up that monitor
Because you wouldn't have had a graphics card to plug it into
That is true
But we fix that
Yeah
I think there might be two
HDMI inputs on the gaming monitor,
but they suck.
They're in a really annoying place.
It's an annoying monitor.
I don't like anything about it.
Because the inputs are on the back?
They're like on the back and upwards
and in like a little tunnel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't have to put all that plastic tunneling
cover of shit back on there if you don't want.
I mean, I just leave all mine off.
Well, you know, like, sometimes there's like a cowl, cowling that you could put on to keep everything tidy.
I'm going to be honest.
I hear cowl, I think superhero.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Batman has a cowl.
I don't know how it applies to cables.
Well, it applies, like, it's a covering, isn't it, cowling?
It's like, that's what the word cowl comes from, you cover something.
You cover Batman's head.
I've only heard it.
Okay.
Fair enough.
There's no, no, it's plastic.
It's hard plastic.
It's part of the monitor.
The tunnel is monitor shape.
To be fair, I've only heard of cowling
actually used on like plane engines.
It's probably not the right term for a monitor.
But you know what I mean?
No.
Probably don't.
The whole point.
It seems like he doesn't know what you mean,
but I mean, whatever, right?
A cover.
A cover?
Plastic cover.
No, it's not.
There's no plastic.
The whole thing is plastic.
The whole thing is a plastic cover.
You said it was in like a tunnel.
Yeah, but it's shaped.
The tunnel is shaped into the machine.
So there's no like piece you got a pop off of the tunnel.
It's not like a switch pop.
Is it like Batman?
I'm still trying to figure out if it's like Batman.
This is exciting.
Okay.
Why Nick did you need him to have a second one?
So he could see his recording at the same time he's recording on PC.
But he's blindfolded.
Not this time.
Oh.
Do you know you can get a USB powered little screen?
Maybe you could just use one of them.
Oh, that's not a bad.
A USB powered screen?
But he already has three monitors.
That's true.
Well, how big is the USB powered screen?
Tiny.
Like the smaller phone, even if you want.
So it'd be like I was playing Survive Block Island again?
Is that what I'd use for my gaming?
No, you wouldn't game on that one.
You would use that to monitor.
Why would you game on the little one?
I don't know.
I was wondering the same thing.
