F**kface - Ice Cream Gloves // 2023 is the Summer of '98 [157]

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

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Welcome to the podcast. You are called a comment lever or a regulation listener. That's the introductions out of the way. Hello, everyone. Gotta help anyone who made this the first episode they tried are you good at scooping ice cream gavin as ram scoop i feel like that's your thing like that's your move you're a scooper guy i actually don't i've never been one i've never owned a scooper i've always just done a like a dessert spoon and had some really messy sort of like ice cream chunks really meatballs have you bent a lot of spoons over the course of your life? Yeah.

Yeah. You should really get an ice cream scooper. I feel like as Ram Scoop, that's kind of part of your thing. Oh, that's a great idea. And you get the fun little button. You hit the button. It's great.

The ice cream comes out. I wonder what the most premium ice cream... You know how you can get those sort of over-engineered cork removers, the electric ones, where you just hit a button and those sort of over-engineered cork removers the electric ones where you just hit a button and it kind of does all the work i wonder if there's a completely automated ice cream scooper you know what there should be what would make it even better um because i've seen ice cream scoops by the way i don't know about you guys i've used them a lot in my life a

lot of times they don't fucking work like if the ice cream is frozen it's still hard as dicks to get ice cream out so one tip i've learned over the years that I think my grandpa probably taught me or something is you run the scoop under hot water for a little while so it heats it up. So then it goes into the ice cream a little bit easier. It'd be cool if you could get an overly technologically advanced one that also has a heating element in it. Ooh. There are ice cream scoops. I'm looking them up.

I'm looking at a couple different ones like William Sonoma type stuff where it's taking like the heat from your hand to like heat up the rest of the spoon to cut through the ice cream. It's it's again, heat conductive liquid in the handle takes advantage of the natural warmth of your hand to facilitate smooth scooping and provide easy release. I don't know if I want to pay to have something use my own heat. Like I made that heat. What am I paying for?

You're paying to have access to that heat in new and exciting ways. I might as well shove my fingers into the ice cream. Please don't do that. It does feel kind of like Kickstarter scam scammy the idea of like you heat the spoon look at this innovation look i want to come over to your house and i want ice cream and i want it to be easily taken out of the ice cream container and i don't want your fingers all over it so if you can conduct your heat in a more uh sanitary way if i shove my hand up a up a plastic bag and then shove my fingers in?

That I'm fine with. I don't think that would work well. I think that'd be terrible. Ice cream gloves. You would be fine with that? Yeah. I want ice cream. Alright, we need to invent ice cream gloves. I want a glove that is made with the same material as those hand warmers.

So I'll put my hand in, it activates, goes really hard and rigid, and then I'll do the scooping. Okay. What? What? You lost me with the rigid part. You want your hand to go rigid?

Well, I'm just thinking of, you know, those things that, you know, those little pouches that are liquid and you squeeze them and they go all hard but hot. What? Have you ever used one? There's like this little activated hand warmer. The hand warmers we have are always like little packs

and you like break them up and it like activates rust and nickel or something or metal and then that's what heats it up. I wouldn't want to put that in ice cream. But that'd be inside the inner walls of the glove. What's the outer walls of the glove? Something hygienic. This is not something hygienic this is not a something hygienic this is not a reusable product no oh these are like condoms this is like a one

and done oh no no you like put them in the microwave to reset them oh i see i see i see we're talking about two different kinds of hand warmers okay i'm talking about the ones that when you like get that like uh water below freezing and then suddenly it freezes and you see it like creeping through it's like the opposite of that in a hand yeah there's something really funny about imagining you saying who wants some ice cream as you throw your glove into the microwave meanwhile other guy with just spoon is doing fine already has two bowls worth like i don't know yeah but he bent two spoons in the process and they'll never be straight the right way again

he's using his heat take my glove out of the drawer put my hand in hit the button and then go as my hand goes completely solid and hot and then I dunk it in ice cream tubs now that's a party trick it's like a fucking Spartan armor lock

yeah and I activate my gel layer stand back Now that's a party trick. It's like a fucking Spartan armor lock. Yeah. It is. And I activate my gel layer. Stand back. Ram scoop's working. Ice cream flies everywhere. And then he scoops the ice cream. He rams his hand in and then scoops out the ice cream.

It's so fucking literal. I have a question. What are we talking about? We're talking about ice cream sticks. I'll tell you what we're talking about. We're talking about ice cream sticks. I'll tell you what we're talking about. We're talking about products that we will not make. Yeah. Well, I was thinking you wanted to do fruit gloves.

This sounds like maybe an attachment of that and not something T's future does do. Well, let's put ice cream gloves straight behind fruit gloves as things we'll never make. The fruit gloves are under my desk right now. I'm never going to make those things. You can test it in the future. We have something coming up. There's a

product that might work. Why do you ask about scooping? Well, because Ram Scoop. Your name Ram Scoop. And that's it? Yeah. How are you feeling, by the way, this week? A little bit better. Still kind of terrible, but a little bit better. Get any of those pills or are you still on the Gatorade? There's no point like you have to i guess take the pills within like the first five

days for them to work no point in taking medicine well for those specifically do you are you still testing positive i tested negative for the first time yesterday hey congratulations nice a little bit of progress but i'm having a do you guys do you guys listen to things to fall asleep is that a thing that works for you yeah no that's fair do you have now when you listen to something gavin does it have to be specific or can it be like anything how do you make your choice on what you listen to if it's not designed to make me fall asleep i can listen to it if it's like one of those sleep things or people talking like they're trying to put you to sleep it just it doesn't work for me that's fair i'd rather listen to like a video about a nuclear accident really that specifically yeah something

that's like mildly interesting i'm like oh yeah i can get into this and then i'm just like so you want something that's like surface level interesting, but it's really a trap. It's actually boring. That's like the ideal. Yeah. Yeah. I've got to con myself into falling asleep. I guess maybe I could try that. It's got to sneak up on you. I need a narrative typically when I fall asleep.

So I like I really enjoy rain sounds because I can craft like a thing in my head of like, oh, it's just raining outside and I'm comfortable and it's raining. You pick one of the few things that doesn't have a narrative. Well, no, for myself, for myself, I need to establish a narrative in which I'm hearing the sound or else it doesn't, it doesn't work for me. Have you considered being awake all day and then doing stuff all day? And then at the very end, when it's at the end of the day, after you've eaten and you've put on your jammies and you brush your teeth and it's like late at night and you're tired, just going into a dark room, laying into a comfortable bed and then closing your eyes and just turning off?

I've tried that. Typically that works. Yeah, you've just described everything in the day up to the point where my brain just starts thinking about everything and going completely apeshit. Gavin's thinking about fucking ice cream gloves and he can't turn it off. It's because you're not using your brain enough in the day.

Yeah? It's got too much end of day energy because it's been idle for too long. You gotta engage with your brain more early on. You need brain reps. That's what you need. Yeah, hey, idiot. Start thinking a little bit more fucking dipshit. Come on. I want to try that. Think harder earlier

and you'll tire your brain out. That's a great idea. Think harder earlier. Wake up. That's why Jeff is writing down his thoughts. Wake up. Think so fucking hard it makes you tired. And then just coast through the rest of your day.

I'm going to make it so that when I wake up, I bang my head on a Sudoku and I just have to get started. There's at least one point in almost every day where I go, I am thinking way too hard about this. I need a break. And it's always face related. That's shocking. Of all things. That's all I think about, dude.

Even on a Sunday? I said almost every day. Not every day. Although I don't know about you guys, but face is kind of a 365. Oh, for sure. Or seven kind of a thing for me, five. Oh, for sure. Or seven kind of a thing for me. It's just of all the unfortunate, all the shows to claim that you think too much, too much thinking.

Yeah, that's just the only one I care about. The problem for me, like so there are some people like train noises. My problem is when I hear train noises in my head, I'm now in the train and I'm thinking about where am I going? And there's nowhere I really want to go in the train and it just becomes uncomfortable and then i can't relax because it's an issue of like i don't want to actually be here like the sounds that's what i meant by narrative i need the craft like where i am why am i hearing this for it to work am i on the wrong train exactly why why am i going here once i've? I've never traveled by train. Why would I choose to choose by train?

Is there food on this train? What if there was the sounds of a fictional vehicle? Oh, that would be... What type of fiction are we thinking? Are we thinking like a flying car? Something underwater? A magic school bus or something. Oh, you know what?

I think the magic school bus could work. I think I would find that relaxing. That might solve my problem. I don't know if that exists. But I've encountered an issue with me not being able to breathe. One of the only places I've been able to sleep is my bathtub. So I've been sleeping in the bath

quite a bit. And I decided for the first time to mix the rain noises with the bathtub. Which has been very effective, but it is causing me several problems. I keep waking up in complete terror that I have flooded the bathroom.

I will wake up to loud water splashing everywhere, and there is a solid 10 seconds of panic that I have completely flooded my living space. You're an idiot. You 4DX'd your sleeping situation. I did. Yeah. I did.

And it's a real problem. So that's why I was asking. I was hoping for maybe an alternative. Find a different sound that would narratively work for me but not make me think. How about instead of sound, have you ever tried to like read in bed?

That puts me to sleep if I am having trouble. But I'm in the tub. in the tub once again remember jess right like that's a dangerous game with a book reading in the tub is dangerous to you yeah well because if i'm trying to fall sleep yeah it's not great for the book it's not great for the book how do you get around the grip problem what do you mean the grip problem i feel like when you're sleeping you're kind of shuffling around to get comfortable and i feel like all you would hear is like as your skin is like hitting the tub oh i don't i get like we talked about this before i cork in i cork up yeah get the water going a nice temperature then uh i i drift off he's pretty

in there like i think it's pretty solid yeah it's it's good there are no concerns he's got that he's got that weird shaped bathtub i do it's annoying he dams it up but i've genuinely like four or five times in the last few days i've woken up in complete terror thinking that i flooded everything would you have the the overflow drain there uh yeah but the water goes over it easily. I did learn. I learned at one point that if you leave it at the highest amount, it drains just fast enough to go over, but not above the tub. So you can safely run it at full,

full forever, technically, but you do run out of water. Oh, it's like an infinity pool. It is. Yeah. So what's,

so what are you scared of? Well, because if you, oh, my an infinity pool. It is. Yeah, so what are you scared of? Well, because if you... Oh, my tub is really stupid. If you turn... The full power isn't cranked all the way. All the way is as hot as it can get, but it's not the most volume it can pour.

So if you have it in the middle, it's middle temperature and also shooting faster. And if you do it there, it will overflow. Undeniably. that makes sense so the only way to not overflow is to sear your skin yeah yeah i think that's that's maybe the only way i did i almost had an overflow situation where there was like there's like a piece of plastic or something in the i don't remember what was in the tub maybe it was paper got in the tub and it partially clogged the auto drain and i realized i was like ah it's making some weird noises and then i turned the light on on my phone and the water was like on the edge that was terrifying

it's a real mission impossible so how many hours are you getting at a time at most like an hour and a half i'd say okay since for like over a week now right for over a week yeah and it's not getting it's not getting much better it's it's improving but it's not great and what does the tub give you that the bed doesn't it locks me up it quirks me in an upright position do you think you could accomplish this with more pillows? Like if you went from 8 to 12 or 16? No, because as Gavin said, there is some shuffling typically to get comfortable, and as I

shuffle the situation Oh, you know what you need? What do I need? You need sleep spaghetti. I was thinking about that the other day. You need to burrow into a little nest of sleep spaghetti, and it will cradle and comfort you, and you won't have to move. I don't think there's any cradling or comfort with sleep spaghetti and it will it will cradle and comfort you and you won't have to move I don't think there's any cradling or comfort

with sleep spaghetti oh it's amazing could we just get a ring of plastic that represents the top of your bathtub and just put that on the bed just to like keep you in I'm imagining like when you uh when you like cut a cookie you want you want all of no I don't know I don't think so

because it's the that's not the part. The bed moves. The bed adjusts. But it would keep you corked. No, it won't because eventually the bed pushes away from the wall. Okay. How about this? How about that seems like effort, too.

We have all the tools already in your apartment, I think. What if you just got in the bathtub without putting water in it and threw a blanket over you? I guess, yeah, that would solve the... I wouldn't be worried about flooding. You wouldn't have to worry about the flooding. You'd be in the sleepable position, and then you'd just throw a pillow and a blankie in there.

I already have a pillow in there. That's already set. I just need a problem. There you go. Problem solved. Easy. Okay. I'll try that.

I appreciate going through this ridiculous exercise. Thank you. Dude, I want you to sleep more than an hour and a half a night. You do that for too long and you're going to lose your fucking mind. I'm pretty sure if I came over, I could get you tucked in in bed in a way that gives you all the benefits of the bath, but you don't absorb water. I think you have no idea what you're talking about.

No, I think Gavin's got a point. Sometimes getting tucked in is awesome. I agree. There needs to be a service for people that want to be tucked in. Professionally tucked in. I could tuck you in. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't disagree with the tucking part. I get anxious about the tuck. Because once i've been tucked you just i would feel bad if i untucked yeah but you're a guy who likes to be corked you would love to be tucked and if i'm there to retuck you that's what i was going i was gonna say like this is a situation where if there was just a person very uncomfortable but if gavin comes over tucks andrew in and then stays with him all night in case he gets untucked and then re-tucks him,

I think that that's a great idea. Now, are you enforcing the tuck? Do I have to remain tucked? Or do I have free will here? Can I get up? You want to remain tucked. No, but my brain gets chaotic and would want for the worst.

But you're tucked in the bathtub. What are you talking about? You're just tucked in the bathtub. No, I understand. I'm saying that in a scenario in which there's somebody there to tuck me, my brain is immediately going to go, well, I'm just not going to be tucked.

I'm going to fight this tucking as much as possible. I'm just going to be as difficult as I can be. You got to deal with you then. Oh, that's it. Sounds like you're inviting me over to wrestle. No, I'm not going to wrestle. I'm just going to sneak out of that tuck a little bit it's like it's there's a difference between like wanting help sleeping and then being combative about getting help sleeping

no most defiant sleeper i yeah well it's not sleeping necessarily it's just like oh you're gonna make me tucked i gotta be tucked okay we'll see about that we'll see how tucked i am that's like if i brought you lunch, you're like, oh, you want me to eat? And you just kick it out the window. I'll show you how fucking hungry I am. If we were in our paranoid era of the show, that is how I would have reacted, for sure.

I wouldn't trust lunch from you. So you wouldn't be able to just for one night, relax, let me tuck you in, let me make you try and feel corked in a bed, and then maybe just keep an eye on it all night i think it would be the worst night of sleep in my life easily i think i would be so uncomfortable and then i wouldn't want to move realistically i wouldn't move and i'd just be miserable the entire night well i would i would be as i'm tucking you in i'd be wanting feedback

i'd be like how's it feel how's it feel on the legs is your back supported but how you feel in one moment is not how you're going to feel several moments down the road, potentially. Well, that's what I'm there for. I'm there all night. But you don't have that option when you're corked in the tub.

Like, once you're set, you're set. So I don't know why it has to be different in the bed. Just because Gavin did it? I, yeah, I guess, I don't know. I'd feel like there'd be a weird social pressure wanting Gavin to feel like he did a good job. I feel like this isn't a sleep issue, it's a you and me issue now. It could, yeah, I think it would be a person issue at that point.

Huh. I guess I'm disqualified. How about your mom? Do you trust your mom to tuck you in? No, I don't think there's anyone. I don't think there's any person that I'd be in. Dude, I would let my mom tuck me in. My mom was good at tucking me in.

Dude, that's the best person that could tuck you in. It's the best. But what type of, are we talking like a standard? I'm very specific as well. I don't like the sheets under the bed. I need the sheets loose. You don't like sheets? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, they need to be, you gotta have those. You don't like an under mattress tuck? No. And I feel like that's part of the standard tuck experience. The default. I could customize the tuck experience to whatever you want. That's the point. No, I understand.

Yeah, I just, I don't think it would work. Okay. Yeah, I just don't know why you have to shit on his idea before we even try it. He's giving you the option of ultimate tuck flexibility here. I don't, I don't, respectfully as well, because it's a very crime author, I don't think you know how to tuck very well.

I don't trust your tucking abilities. Ah, you're full of shit. Well, now you're attacking Gavin. I'm gonna watch you. I'm gonna say, get in the bath. Fall asleep in the bath. I'm gonna watch everything you do in the bath. I'm gonna watch what happens. I'm gonna replicate that. I'm gonna order supplies. I'm gonna replicate that the next night in the bed and you're gonna be, you're gonna feel

like you're in the bath, but you'll be able to go all night. I think, I think you're gonna look at me in the bed and you're gonna be you're gonna feel like you're in the bath but you'll be able to go all night i think i think you're gonna look at me in the bed and immediately go i'm not qualified for this i don't know i don't know what i'm doing here this is more complex than i realized i just don't know look clearly i'm not using my brain enough in the day right i'm too awake at night if i put if i put all of my effort into getting you tucked i think i'd sleep soundly that that yes yes you would i bet you would sleep better than i would If I put all of my effort into getting you tucked, I think I'd sleep soundly. That, yes. Yes, you would.

I bet you would sleep better than I would. This is actually a solution if you have sleep issues. Maybe this is the only way to get both of you a good night's sleep. The thing is, the immediate issue I have with all this is that if I'm going to get any sleep, I'm going to have to sleep on his floor, which I assume is completely filthy, disgusting, crumbs, hair. No, we determined that Andrews was quite clean.

Wait, what? We saw pictures of his apartment, and we were like, oh, it's so much cleaner than we thought. It was really clean, yeah. There are times, listen, I will knock over a thing, and I'll trip over a sushi container, it's not gonna live there did you see the ai pictures somebody did of jesus throughout the eras and they had jesus no it was on the subreddit they had jesus slipping on uh sushi container no i'd love to see it can you find that and throw it in the chat yeah i'll see

if i can find it thanks that's great it's in the it's not that there's a there's a thread that has like 10 photos in it and like you can scroll through and then in the comments is that one that specific one because they forgot to include it i just before i'm finding these i'm looking right now but i just want to point out i said it in the chat that uh this is the episode where the most could probably be taken out of context and just put into like drops. Anything sticking out for you? Yeah, just, I mean, when you're talking. You said that. That flagged in my head.

I'll get you in the bed and then you won't know what to do with me in the bath. I'm going to study what you do in the bathtub. Should we make that the preview for next week? Yeah, really.

Out of context. I just want to point out, somebody removed the topic from the subreddit. It was deemed too far off topic. Oh, that's... I'm just letting you know. That's so sad. That moderator is out of control.

Just saying. Well, anyway, there's a picture out there somewhere of Jesus slipping on Andrew's sushi container. You'll probably be able to see it in the comments for this one because i'm sure they're they're gonna be eager to put it back in and be like i told you so how is it how is jesus slipping on sushi too far away from this where else would that be used probably the bible yeah probably yeah i would think it's either here or the Bible. Like the Bible, like 2023 edition. You're not a big Jesus Falls subreddit user.

It's not one of your go-to places. I've realized earlier that I sent some totally non-ironic pictures as a part of a work conversation yesterday. And I looked at it again. I was like like how is this work what do you mean uh for the audience it's uh pictures of the thrice to meet you prototype and the smashed remote control from gavin's bedroom because they wanted to know how big they were so i was like well for the face For the F*** Face Museum. A part of me, I went all out because a part of me was like, goob, I don't know,

one is the length of an Apple TV remote and the other is the length of two gloves. But then I thought, I'll go all out and I'll do it properly. Oh, that's great. It did make me really happy to read that email because they asked for measurements on things like the rock that you guys dug up for the beanhole video. the idea that the rock needs to be measured is so funny i know

i and i gotta fucking go out and i gotta take pictures of it too just send him the video i was i was so busy here's a 30 minute video figure it out i was so busy today taking photos of other shit that i'm pushing that off till next week so you've been working hard on uh recipe book photography yeah we missed you we thought you were going to show up because you expressed interest uh at laser tag but you did not show up but just fine they would have been uh it would have been talent heavy at that point at laser tag oh yeah we would tell laser tag for gavin's birthday oh shit that's great amazing i didn't invite you andrew because uh you know you won't set foot in this country, but I would have loved to

have had you there. That's not true, second of all. I initially felt bad that I missed your birthday, and that's gone. That's... I blasted on the field first. When was your birthday? Same day as it is every year. It was recent.

That's rough. I wrote it last episode because I like the way it looks written down. You did? That's not fair in defense to me. I was deep in COVID at that point. 23rd of May. It's May 23rd. I'm a Gemini edger.

Yeah. Out of context says a lot. You did a lot to work with this episode uh that's really fucking funny uh but yeah today we filmed we did the product photography for andrew's coffee for the regulation pizza which i'm really no really excited about the way we did that uh gavin's cold cheese sandwich we shot we shot the andrew's desk grilled cheese we shot the regulation bagel we shot. We shot Andrew's desk grilled cheese. We shot the regulation bagel. We shot Andrew's hash brown mash, which is one of the grossest things I've ever made,

and boiled peanuts. We just have the condiments and the purple nightmare left to film. We just didn't get to it today. It was a lot. So you had to make all these? Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. Well, I had to make them look made, right? So the peanuts didn't have to be boiled for seven hours. They got boiled for like three. And did you follow the instructions to my cheese sandwich as I wrote them, or did you just... You can ask Eric to annoying detail. I have the cookbook up on my laptop,

and I mentioned to him many times, boy, it's really convenient to have all these recipes right here in a cookbook when I'm trying to make them. He did. mentioned to him many times boy it's really convenient to have all these recipes right here in a cookbook when i'm trying to make them he did we it was so thorough that as he was reading it out loud millie kept looking at me and like rolling her eyes it was just the excruciating detail of making a cold sandwich that was just cheese and branston pickle it was great it was it was really something i'm so excited to see it yeah yeah oh they look great they look the photos are incredible they're awesome yeah i didn't i i've realized that my life just doesn't function now unless there's a calendar invite for it i just had no idea that was happening today even though you

told me about it well i don't know sorry about that man i i apologize no i am this is me i'm sorry i'm i'm worthless i'll make sure i'll make sure that we have invites going forward i will say there was an invite on the calendar for me and jeff so i can't i i can't knock you for that so i'll just make sure you're on it next time here Here's a little preview. Oh, no. Oh, wow. What is that? It's red sauce with a pepperoni slice in it. It's like a cocktail. It does look a little bit like a cocktail.

We got creative with how we presented a lot of the ingredients. We decided instead of showing you what a boring old regulation pizza looks like, we'll show you the before photo. And then you can take your own after photo and we're gonna make it we're gonna make a box like an open box on the page it's like insert your own after photo here i would be so mad if i bought a cookbook and i every every photo was just the ingredients and not actually what it looks like which is a fucking joke we came up with at the grocery store we were walking around i think oh that was like i don't want to cook a full fucking full pizza today i feel like we've we've been on fire with like the

suddenness of like coming up with ideas recently it's been really good yeah eric and i have a really good idea for a piece of supplemental content we want to do with you guys uh that we came up with yesterday while we were doing the break show did you go shopping together today you were in a supermarket yeah he came by at 11 we went to heb and then we bought all the ingredients i'd printed out i'd made a list of everything i thought we needed and then we came home earlier that i got up about 7 a.m to start all this i had to go to the storage facility to get the lighting kits and everything and get it all set up i had to borrow millie's camera it wasn't charged i had to charge it didn't have

didn't have a card in it so i had to go buy an sd card uh it was i'm devastated because this would have been a great day for stewart to show up after a long day stort would have had a ball he would have a fucking ball eric and i eric and i first off we're great we're very hard working dudes we are not great at shopping at a grocery store. I was telling him, I wish I could see a heat map of us going back and forth to the grocery store trying to find stuff. We went to both sides three times. It was bad.

And the whole time we're going, I hate grocery shopping. H-E-B has an app. It tells you exactly where everything is. Oh, I didn't know H-E-B had an app that tells you about that. I wasn't aware of that either. I had no idea. Where the fuck were you at 11.30 when we needed the app? Well, you guys clearly didn't want Stuart around, so you didn't put a calendar invite in.

Dude, the other day I was walking... I must have heat mapped the same place six times looking for some Old Bay spice or something. And then I looked in the app and it told me exactly where it was. That's exactly where it was. It's incredible. The hardest thing for us to find today,

I think, was cranberry sauce. Yep. Really? So do you have more to do? Yeah, I'm going to cook everybody's, I'm going to make everybody's condiments. There are five, because Eric didn't make one during the contest,

but he made one later. So I'm going to make all the condiments. I'm going to make the purple nightmare. And then I have Gavin's holiday stuffing and that's it. Everything else, like I said, is made or we're going to use like stock photography or art, you know,

like have Tobin or Michelle or somebody draw something. So when are you doing the rest? I'll probably do it Monday or something. Yeah. Need a hand? Yeah, I would love a hand. I would love a hand. I would love for you to see what I'm going to do with Monday or something. Yeah. Need a hand? Yeah, I would love a hand. I would love a hand.

I would love for you to see what I'm going to do with your condiment. Yeah, that'd be great. You're going to take a picture of it on the bottom of your foot? We'll see. I got some ideas. That whole sequence, out of context, is incredible. There's so much you could do with all that. This is a great out of context episode this show is sponsored by better help it's so important to find time for yourself in a week

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Yeah, of course. Of dumb things I did. I think even though I haven't had COVID for a bit now, and I didn't have it for very long, and I never really got that sick, I think I still have COVID fog on my brain because last night, Emily and I went to bed and we were going to watch a succession,

and I realized it's the first time I've tried to use the h max hbo max max since the fucking flip over thing and so i i click on the app and it takes me to the store like the apps the apple store to download the new version of the app and it asked me to put in my username and my password my like hbo username and password and so i do and it's one of those auto-generated ones and for some reason my i there's a problem with with my iPhone where it won't connect to car play and it won't connect to TVs anymore. Uh, so I can't ever like do it on my phone.

And so I'm like painstakingly typing this password and it's, I just can't, it's like 30 characters and I just can't get it. And so eventually I have, I switch it all over and have Emily download it all and then try to do it on her phone and copy and paste the password. And it's not working. It's not working. And so then I go and I reset the password and I'm able

to log in on my phone just fine. It's just a fucking TV app won't work. I can log into the app on my phone just fine. So I like, fuck it. Maybe I'll just change my password and we'll start all over again. So I changed my password on the phone and get it all to work. It logs in. It works. Go to it. Emily tries again uh we're working on two fucking phones here at this point and this app and i'm literally like 25 minutes i at some point i'm like can we just cast it from the phone to the tv i'm prepared to do that and i'm like no that's quitting that's quitter behavior i'm gonna figure this out and then like literally like 25 minutes into just me bitching non-stop to emily about how this

is so fucking stupid and it doesn't work emily looks at and she goes what password are you typing in and i go my fucking hbo password and she goes it says it wants your apple id password i think it's asking for permission for you to install the app not log into the app you idiot and uh and then i spent the next 15 minutes trying to figure out what my stupid Apple ID password was. And then I did. And then it fucking worked. I spent over 30 minutes trying to watch Succession last night

because I'm stupid. I'm 100% dumb. And then today, I plug in this fucking SD card into Millie's camera. I had to borrow her camera. And it won't format the card. And it keeps telling me that it can't capture to the card.

It needs to be formatted. And I keep going to format it. And it won't format it. It won't format it. And I'm getting mad. And I'm yelling at it. And I'm like, Millie, your fucking camera doesn't work. And Millie's looking at it.

And she goes, hold on. And then she's like, we reseat the card. And we go through a bunch of times. Then she takes out. She goes, there's no card in here. This is just like the sleeve. You're supposed to put the micro SD card in the. And I realized that I just didn't This is just like the sleeve. You're supposed to put the micro SD card in the, and I realized that I,

I just didn't take that out of the wrapper. I just took the fucking, like the thing out and just stuck that in. And there was no goddamn card in the whole time. You plugged in an adapter. I plugged in an adapter. And then I just shoved the fucking actual card, like in a drawer somewhere.

And I had to go find it. It's like plugging in a light to an extension cord and not plugging in the extension cord into the wall and going, what the fuck is wrong with this thing? It was so long and Jeff was so mad. So mad.

I get mad so fast when stuff doesn't work now and it's always me. It's never stuff's fault. I want someone from HBO to come by and clean up their shit. That's two apps now. That's HBO Now and HBO

3. HBO Go. HBO Max. It's just dregs. It's all gone though now, right? It's just max. Oh, you just want somebody to come and delete it all for you? Yeah, stop leaving empty apps, you idiots. Wait. You're mad that you still have it downloaded? That's what this outrage is about? No, it's just leaving a bunch of mess.

It's like kicking a bunch of trash through my front door. Just delete it. What are you talking about? I don't know, man. I'm not with you on that one. It's the least inconvenient thing in the world. No way. What are they talking about?

No, Gavin, I'm with you. It's like having a party and somebody brings a bunch of stuff and then leaves a bunch of garbage at your house you already made me switch to the new app like a year ago what's wrong with this one yeah i i will say i'm in no position to criticize apps for at least the next three weeks based on the stupidity of last night i kind of wish you never would have figured it out and you were still mad at HBD. Dude, I was so angry. I'm like, why does it work on my phone? Why can I log in on my

phone? It's the same password. That's amazing. Do you want to see an amazing coincidence? I would love to see. After the last episode, because we were talking about how Jeff and I stayed in that really romantic room in San Antonio, my phone must have heard me because in my memories, this popped up.

Oh, my God. 2013. Yeah. I'm not sure if that was the time because I think I've been there a couple of times. I'm not sure if that was the exact time. Yeah, we've been there a few times. Yeah. But I just love that that popped up.

That's perfect. Almost exactly 10 years ago. I mean, if we were there June 13, 2013, that would have been for an NBA Finals game. That would have been the Spurs versus the Heat. That was probably the night that you dumped your drink down that lady's shirt from behind. And then we saw her texting about some idiot Heat fans

that just dumped their drink on her. And she was about ready to turn around and slap the shit out of us for being annoying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My first couple years in this country were just madness.

Yeah? Lonnie Stewart? No, just like, just drunk in public. Oh. I should have just calmed down a little bit that day we were walking out to go see jason and nick saldania because they were at the game too and i don't know if you remember this but you bumped into a dude who ended up being a fan and you spilled a drink all down him too or like his dad i think it might have been you're sure you

weren't a character no and this is and that was me trying to hold it together. You were. You were trying to hold it together. Definitely trying. Definitely failing. And you were just screaming. You were just yelling Tottenham Hotspurs chants the whole time. Yeah.

Yeah. Come on you Spurs. Yeah. But in the football chant. It was pretty fucking funny. Yeah. Apparently I knew Stuart a lot earlier than i realized no i see stewart she was never trying to hold it together

2013 gavin was a bumbling fucker that's for sure it's been i think we're in the the alter ego era i mean in the last few weeks we've had errol stewart and ram scoop all all take on personalities of their own. Do we know what Ramscoop does outside of scoop ice cream with a glove? I think that's definitely our foundation and then we'll build out from there. Okay. Well, that's the starting point. Eric wants to be in a new era right now.

He wants to be in the summer of 98. He wants it to be the summer of 98 he wants it to be the face summer of 98 i've been i don't know what it is but like 1998 in my head is like man what a cool summer that was we were we were at laser tag and millie won a bunch of tickets and it was like oh what should i get and they had those hats those like dr seuss looking hats you know what i'm talking about the cat in the hat um yeah yeah yeah like that big they had like that big hat and she's like oh i'm gonna get she got one and then i got jealous and i got one and i just kept going like the last time you could wear this like was in 1998 and you would listen to 311 and you

were like the coolest guy ever and then today we had diet coke and i don't think i've had a diet coke since and i said summer of 98 and then jeff said face summer of 98 and then went oh and then wrote it down i don't know what i'm i'm back 98 that's it i think we got to do summer of 98 this summer let's figure that out i'm in 2023 is the summer of 98 the idea of a defense seasonal summer of 98 and also with our age gap is very different our summer of 98 collectively are very different experiences i'm four we were talking about that because I was 12. And so like listening to the radio, trying to learn how to do a kickflip, wearing one of those hats and drinking a diet

Coke like that was it was awesome going to Belmont Park. And it was just it was great. And then Emily went, Jeff, how old are you in the summer of 98? And then Jeff, you see 23. I was I was like 98 summer 98. That's when I got out of the army. I had just done my five years in the army. I was 23. I just turned 23 years old. And what were you doing in the summer of 98? I was on tour with a ska punk band. My body was catching up to my head

was summer of 98 based on that baby photo. I think I probably just got the balance right. You were building the calf strength to hold your head up. And I think when I was 23, I was spilling beer on people at a basketball game. Oh.

I probably have footage of me in the summer of 98. I should try and find it. This ties into another idea. We should talk about this after the show. I'm excited about this. Summer of 98. I'm excited about this summer in 98. I'm excited too,

because Eric was saying like, we should listen to, we should really get into music from 98. Maybe how like watch a movie from 98 together. Like what was popular in 98? That would have been like, I know what you did last summer. Maybe like somewhere around that era.

Ooh, it was a good movie. I never saw that one. Really? It's a weird gap in my, yeah, I've seen like i took millie to see it in the theater a couple years ago it still holds up it's still good yeah

it was awesome how many of those are there you're like five at this i've only seen the first one oh round oh rush hour came out in 98 really wow fear and loathing in las ve. You've got mail. Ooh, Fallen. That was a great movie. I think the thing that I remember was a radio station called Star 100.7 in San Diego had a thing called, I think it was called Whirl Till You Hurl. people on this old roller coaster that would like you know you just keep riding it in the winter you know who can ride it like the longest wins a car or whatever and they thought it would they thought it would go on for like two days or it was insane it just kept going and going it was like all summer long i just remember it going all summer long it was so cool that's like super fan jack stuff that was somebody's summer 98 was just riding that ride that was the entirety of it that's crazy trying to puke i like the idea of somebody wanting to like get out of it by vomiting, but they can't.

They're just stuck. They hate the experience. That's a ridiculous contest. When I was 18, I went to, I was in the army. My best friend at the time, he was stationed in Germany.

Like we had gone through journalism school together and then he'd been stationed in Germany and I was in Texas. And he was married to another soldier and i was in texas and he was married uh to another soldier and they lived in heidelberg and so i went on vacation i spent a month uh with them uh i've probably told stories in the past about how the wheels broke on my plane and we got stranded in iceland for five days and i was briefly a wall and it was a whole thing uh i think i've told those stories in like old rt podcasts or whatever but the month that we were there they had like a summer festival and so we went to it it was kind of like this like a state fair kind of thing and they had uh like shitty carnival rides

like that you know some guy comes in with with a lot of bad tattoos and he sets up in one night and then you just pray that they don't fall apart while you're on it you know and there was like a little roller coaster like that and we got on it and his wife got really sick and every time we'd go around this one curve she would throw up like in her lap and we were stuck on the roller coaster right we couldn't we couldn't get off and so she threw up like eight times right and she was laughing about it the whole time we were all like 18 19 it was like it wasn't fun to throw up but we were it was so ludicrous we were kind of laughing about it she's like i'm not gonna throw i did it again you know but then we got off and we were like i guess we should go home and clean you up and i was like kind of a shame because i bet people are gonna sit in that puke and then we were like and she

was like you know what that you're right. Let's stick around. And so while she was covered in puke for a little while, we stood and watched people go in, get into the thing, sit down in her puke, go, oh, God, and get up and leave. And we watched probably like 10 people sit in her puke.

Oh, God. That's my story. God. That would ruin my day. Ruined a lot of people's day that day. Yeah. It my day. Ruined a lot of people's day that day. Yeah. It was night. Ruined a lot of nights.

Oh, that makes it even worse. I had the opposite of my day being ruined. Are you ready? Yeah. Uh-huh. Finally happened. Hey! Cosmic Chris Follett.

They accept your existence. They acknowledge that you're real. Happy birthday, buddy. Congratulations. Yeah, it was the day after my birthday. They're your existence. They acknowledge that you're real. Happy birthday, buddy. Congratulations. Yeah, it was the day after my birthday. They're so wonderful. Not only are they a great apple, but their PR team was like defending us

in comments on Twitter. I thought that was very cool. Yes. It's very funny. What did you do? Did you do something? Did they engage with a tweet or something of yours? Or was it random i don't really even tweet yeah that's great the fact that they just randomly did that yeah i wonder what made them turn i wonder if it's a ram scoop thing

yeah i don't know behind ram scoop and then they'll unfollow after listening to what ram scoop does it was very short-lived. Then we get into it. I think I'm going to work on a prototype for the ice cream gloves. I think I can get that done. And it'll be my second glove for F*** Face. Maybe you're like the glove master.

Yeah. Maybe I'm hands man. Yeah. That's interesting. I didn't think about us having like areas of expertise but that makes a lot of sense if you had to be an expert on a different part of the body what would it be oh andrew's the back man obviously yeah it has to be like i was it's definitely not head either the back or ankles and i feel a lot better about my ankles but i probably know or my my back but i know more about my ankles i'd say what do you mean well i've i've had to like i deal with my

ankles more than i do my back my back is perfect it's oh i maybe know i got an unbreakable nose that might be my expertise i think we need a diagram of the human body and then we have to like color code which parts that we're we're the expert because you you've got so many you got back ankles and nose yeah but there's a lot of uh there's a lot of of distance there's a lot of gray between those spots i got like very bright ankles very bright back completely like fucking rudolph level of nose and then everything else is pretty pretty blank i would say i would only i think i only i would pick mouth i guess because i've spent a lot of time medically dealing with my mouth uh but you have nose flaps and i do have nose forces you i do

have but we haven't we haven't tested we haven't tested the efficacy of the nose flap yet. Why don't we do that? As soon as we get the Strom Strom. At the time of this recording, I believe it's next week, which if you're listening to this, this will come out, Nick, this comes out the week of like the 29th, right?

No, this comes out the week of the 5th. This comes out the week of the 5th? Yeah. Then we've already done it. Wow. There you go. That's exciting. So, Jeff, what do you think? Expertise, yes or no?

Yes. Okay. Okay, so the 5th, it comes out on the 5th? It comes out on the 6th. The 6th, okay. That's our birthday. It was three days prior to this. Yeah, the June 3rd, right?

Our show birthday. Yeah, June 3rd. Happy birthday, guys. Happy birthday to us. What season... days prior to this yeah the june 3rd birthday all right eric yeah june 3rd happy birthday guys happy birthday to us what what season does that put us in are we still in season six i don't know we're year three now i guess the start of year three i'm not sure about the season uh the last time we were we we fucked with seasons we were in season six but i feel like this is i don't know this is like summer of i don't know that like we're in summer season we're in summer season 98 yeah season 98 i feel like it's real straight to 98 from six yeah we are like it's like one two three four

five six 98 then we'll hit seven somewhere in the fall i think that's fun let the people decide where the other seasons started and ended just Just know that we're now on 98. Yeah, we're season 98. Summer season 98. I like that. I like that a lot, actually. I think that fits. I think that fits.

Yeah. I have a question for you, Jeff, just because your fiancé works in the hair industry. Yeah. What is the second pair of scissors used that just pulls all my hair out what is that for oh okay i'm getting a haircut there's just normal scissors chop chop chop oh let me use these other scissors that just hurt what is that doing the dullest scissors ever made i never understood that is it meant to rip my hair out i i would imagine not um i don't fucking know because i'm

not a hair expert she is but she's also not here right now so i can't ask her but i'll have to put a pin in that i'll get back to you on it i would love i will say that emily cuts my hair and she's been cutting my hair for you know five six years now and i have never felt pain from her cutting my hair it's never hurt so it might be shitty it might be that you're getting your haircut for 15 somewhere and they have dull scissors i i want to say uh nature and time is taking the bulk out i don't need a special pair of scissors to be so it's so it layers and it can sit differently on your head i do i will say i will say i do remember when i was gluing your hair head hair all over my face um that i remember

being very thick and straw like your hair uh it pretty coarse yeah pretty coarse so i mean that was nothing on what was i had your beard didn't i i had no you had my pubes on your as a mohawk or something how did that work i thought it was you i thought i had yeah that was it you had a mohawk maybe i had a head i had your head hair on my beard i replaced my beard with your head hair we saw truth for a replaced my beard with your head hair. We saw truth for a moment. You thought it was beard hair this entire time. Jeff has been presenting this with beard hair. We just saw a glimmer of truth.

It's a real adjustment. That was funny. Back when we were young and dumb. Eric and I came up with a game. Ooh. Okay. Okay. We were opening cards yesterday on the break show that we would like to do more often than once.

We will. We will do it more often. Don't worry about it. We'll get to that later. Okay. Anyway, we were doing it yesterday for the... to celebrate the launch of the vinyl

and... How did that go? Great. The vinyl... Unmitigated success we sold it sold out very fast way faster than i think either of us thought it would we were we were we can listen we can cover that shit in a sausage talk if you want to okay i have lots i have notes written down for it it seemed to be a phenomenal response to the point where even andrew't get one. I missed out. Wes Ellis was in while we were recording, we had four on the

wall, and it was mine, yours, Andrew's, and Nick's. Eric Hardy has his. So we only had four copies in Rooster Teeth, and Wes Ellis and a bunch of other people were like, I really want one of those. Can I get one of those? And they were hovering around, and we had to protect them. We had to be like, no,

these are our copies. We like, and I was going to give them my personal one, but I thought I might still need it for, for stuff like that stuff. So I'm going to hold onto it. Um, but yeah,

it was like people in the company were like clamoring to get it, which is wild because that's crazy. It's for a medium that almost no one can play, uh, for an episode that's not special in any way and that is publicly available in a better quality format for free uh and longer and longer and at the appropriate speed um but yeah it was phenomenal response and obviously we're getting we're getting some more we're getting it repressed and i probably shouldn't say it but this will be in

the future so i think it'll we're looking for it to launch sometime. I think we're going to get it sometime in September. So we'll communicate that when it comes out. The second pressing. The second pressing. We're printing another 500, and then that's it. We're moving on from this bit.

I saw some of the best outrage, because obviously people are sad they didn't get it. But also... I totally get that. They're face regulation listeners, so they're very much in on the joke and funny and i saw one comment saying i had it i had it and i added it in my car and it was scrumped from my car even through the noise there's still there's still a part of

it we're gonna do our damnedest to get uh to get to unscrump that for people. Yeah. And also, just so you know, we also ordered more no-scrumping signs and more Falcon signs. Oh, awesome. Which, by the way, I still can't believe that Falcon sign sold out as quickly as it did. I really didn't think that bit had... It did it? It sold out faster than the no-scrumping sign, which I think was a way stronger bit. Yeah, it was ridiculous. Was it a volume thing?

Were there like six Falcon signs? signs yeah there were six falcon i think there were 500 you get first of all that was so much fucking tone when we're selling 10 of one type of gerbler you acted like that was no no no that's a bonus 10 no there's 10 we're selling a thousand 10 10 of them are special. Yeah, but there's only 10 of them. So I'm just saying 6 isn't a ridiculous statement. It feels totally unlikable. Why even argue it?

Why even argue it? It doesn't even matter. Why don't you argue with him? I don't want to. It's for this show completely appropriate. This is not an arena Eric wants to argue in right now. I think we made 100 signs. I went low. I went comed made 100 signs. I went low. I went comedically low,

but I still think 100 seems incredibly low for the signage. I don't think we did 100. We did more. It doesn't matter. Are you talking about the Falcon signs? The Falcon signs. We made 500 Falcon signs. There are 500 Falcon signs?

That is crazy. And I also didn't get one. I think that's the only piece of merch I don't have. Shout out to the audience. I think we're going to have to bump our limited run number. We're definitely going to bump our... It's complicated. It's not as easy as you would think.

We'll definitely not be doing pre-orders for a lot of legal reasons. I've been down that road before. Anyway, all that stuff can be covered in a sausage talk because I took copious notes to kind of explain the theory behind it all and why we do things the way we do. The point is, we were doing the break show yesterday, and we were opening up these music cards. We've opened them up before. They're kind of dog shit, but I had landed on an idea that made it funny to me. And then Eric took that idea and ran with it and made it way better.

And we were thinking, we were just opening up these cards, and it's like one card will be Belle Biv Devoe. The next one will be Testament. The next is Patsy Cline. The next is like the Scorpions. And it's just like musician after musician all across the map, right? And it's like Patti LaBelle. And you're like, okay. Eric was thinking we should do a thing where we all get together and we each open like three packs.

And from those three packs we get to make the best playlist we can on spotify you get to pick like 10 songs from like the 30 cards and you have to make the best playlist and then we compete against each other and we release them all make like a face spotify we have like eric's playlist gavin's jeff's nicks the other one eric andrew and then and then the audience can vote on who has the best playlist. And does it work like a draft? Like we can't have the same songs? Yeah, well, because we might get the same, like we might both get Def Leppard, right?

Or Nelson. And so to me, yeah, we can't have the same songs. So I think we'd have to go in order. But I think it would also have to be sort of a like behind closed doors where we're trying to like put it together and then bringing it. And if we both have the same song, there has to be like some kind of argument about it or we have to, somebody has to drop it.

There there's, how about this sort of gray area in the rules? How about this? Something there. If there's a, like, say you both picked like Nelson, right. I only

bring that up because they were they came up yesterday and it's like good luck trying to figure out what the best Nelson song is to put on a fucking comp but if you both show up with Nelson then you have to paper rock scissors oh that's good keeping it easy yeah proper scissors not the like the shitty ones that Gavin

is talking about not hair thinning scissors scissors because they suck they're terrible Proper scissors, not the shitty ones that Gavin was talking about. Dull-ass scissors. Not hair-thinning scissors. Gavin never grows scissors because they suck. They're terrible. He's got the dull scissors. Anyway, we basically create a game out of it,

and then we release the playlist, and then the audience can pick what the best playlist is. I love it. I like it, too. I think it's really good. The cards are so crazy crazy the stuff that you pull is not like we ended up getting a chromag's card and that is like the most aggro fucking band yeah like why do they have a card non-commercial not in any way not like doesn't make any sense that

they would make the cut it's crazy you think that that's their rookie card you think it's a chromag's rookie or is there something prior to that? They were deep into the band at that point. I told Eric a fucking story about Harley Flanagan, the guy in the Cro-Megs that I won't bother telling on the podcast, but it's just an insane insane story of a time of a day I met him.

Did the Meatmen show up? No, the Meatmen were nowhere to be found. Although I have seen the Meatmen play before. Maybe they'll have a card. And then maybe you can add them. Like you can add one down, three to go, which is a song about the Beatles. Oh man, really?

Yeah. Jesus. I saw that dude get a... I saw that dude beating people up in a riot once that I was a part of. It was the scariest, maybe one of the scariest days of my life. I saw somebody kick him so hard in the face, I thought it killed him.

The Cro-Mags guy? Yeah. I don't want to know anything else about them. I saw him rip a board off of the exterior wall of a store and then start beating people with it. That checks from his trading card. Yeah, yeah. His eyebrows just look like a V.

Like, he is pissed. He is really mad. He looks like a character in those bad dudes cards we opened up. Yes. Like snotty, like Harley snot face or something you know or like yeah he looks crow magnan he kind of does he kind of does yes 100 it's crazy well are we done i think yeah it feels like we're done yeah we got to do another one right after this it feels like we did enough oh can i you, a little addition.

Just bring it up. Is that how he looks like? Is that a Dragon Ball guy? Yeah, Vegeta. Vegeta. I just closed out a little into the chat. Under science. Under science.

Oh, is that all it was? No way. They may have bumped it later, but that's what was listed. Under science. Oh, wow. Andrew going back for the receipts. That's awesome. Definitely was? No way. They may have bumped it later, but that's what was listed. 100 signs. Oh, wow. Andrew going back for the receipts. That's awesome. That's definitely not what I remember.

That's not what I remember either. I didn't have these meetings. No. Now I know why Eric didn't want to argue. Oh, no. I was going to argue that. It was about the cups. I was going to argue about the cups.

Oh. Well, now you need. The signs are done. We'll have to go back and look. I think that there were. I do think that there were more than that. But you're right. It does say 100. I mean, it's it's loose loose i mean when you're ordering

falcon sides out everything is lose lose dude i really like the idea that the like the people ordering the numbers for this have no context for where this is coming from and just as a normal human being trying to decide how many people want a beware falcon sign. How many people want this? A hundred seems excessive. How many people want a two-year-old middle episode of a podcast with eight minutes? Well, it's like we

were right. Or like, you know, you make something like a skateboard, a VCK skateboard that you're really excited about that makes a lot of sense. And you actually get it out pretty quickly. And then people didn't buy it. And see you're like i don't know if i can take a risk on something as dumb as a falcon sign if nobody buys the skateboard which seems like a fucking home i love the fact that we we can sell falcon security signs but not skateboards we ended up selling the skateboards and the people were like oh man i didn't get one bring

them back and it's like you didn't they were available forever it's the same way with the with the tiki mugs people are like you guys we sold we bought a thousand of those tiki mugs we sold like 800 pretty quickly and then we had 200 sitting on the shelves costing us money for felt like three months after that but it might have been a little longer it's like it's such a delicate it's such a delicate thing i love it and i love all the discussions that it causes internally and none of it when read seems like it should be business or work just because it's so absurd but it's all actual real people doing their real jobs uh it's the best thank you so much for listening to this

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