F**kface - Involuntary Screams // Andrew's Mind Table [39]

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

Geoff, Gavin and Andrew talk about a nickname draft, nutmeg, Geoff's dog bite, sports penalties, helium, balloon backpacking, Gurpler, the table, No Scrumping & Protected by Falcons signs, Regulation Discord, Tuxedo fact, Gavin's drawing, tasting with fingertips, tongue glove, the Fruit Demon, Garth Brooks, and a Kelly Brook poster. Sponsored by Factor. Go to FACTORMEALS.com/regulation50off and use code regulation50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping while your subscription is active! Gurplers, No Scrumping, & Protected by Falcons signs all on sale on February 14 @ noon CT at https://regulationstore.com/ Support us directly at https://www.patreon.com/TheRegulationPod Stay up to date, get exclusive supplemental content, and connect with other Regulation Listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So we're doing a nickname draft. We're going to record it tomorrow. We're all picking one nickname for each of us. Then how is the ultimate nickname being decided? Do we pick that? I don't think you should be able to pick that. How does that how's that going to work? You don't get to select your own nickname. So we all yeah

We yeah, you so so we all select nicknames for each other and then you're at the mercy of the wheel Oh, we're the mirror. Oh great. Okay, you're for you. Awesome. Go on the wheel and the wheel gets spun Are we each bringing one for everybody? Is that how that works? Yeah, yes, but yourself. Yeah, you guys getting mean I'm not gonna tell you where I'm getting like to not okay Andrew's gonna get mean cool Andrew already got mean on our Thomas no no no no no no no no no no no no I'm a spicy, but I have Can I give you one of my scrap names that I had I had a nickname for Gavin that I really like but has his?

Partner's name in it, so I had to get rid of it. Not Meg. Why? How does that? I was thinking because you're kind of you've been squirrely recently, like you've been a little bit of a menace. And I was like, you know, it feels like a squirrel nut vibe and nutmeg. And I thought Meg's name is in it. This we I can't I can't do it. So it's just a coincidence that one of my nuts went bad?

Yes, didn't even think about that. I'm completely unrelated. I was really focused in on the squirrel aspect of it. Hey, Gav. Yeah. Maybe stop living in the past, okay? It's true, that was almost 20 years ago. 20 years ago? You've had an injured nut for 20 years ago. Good lord. 20 years ago? You've been, you've had an injured nut for 20 years?

What'd it be? 18 years ago? Yeah, 2007. Have you ever done anything in that gap where you're like, man, this would be easier if I had a hundred percent nut on the other side? Well, I would say I'm back at a hundred percent nut. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, like both nuts work perfectly, right? It's just one is stapled to the side of your body It's not stable to my body. It's staple to the sack is the sack part of your body Yeah, but you always do Body you always describe to other people like someone's stable. It's my leg. That's exactly what it sounded like Whatever staple to you. It's a you staple to you. I didn't say it was stapled to your foot or anything. I mean I don't know if it makes the uh, the sperm. I don't know if they could test uh, jizz and know which one came from which bollock.

Do little jizzes have like nut fingerprints on them? I don't think so That's not like a bunch of lefts and rights Which receptacle it came from yeah, I don't think so right bald left bald that's very Right bald more creative Whatever yeah like Jeff you have you have only one kid so that you've only Succeeded with one ball so far. Yeah, that's a good point. And then I had it. So now it doesn't really mean I can't do it again.

She's left handed. So I don't know if that plays any part in that. Nick says same here. Yeah. Yeah, I got the old snip. Yeah, Nick's next one is done. Nick and I got fixed. We got a spade or neutered whichever one's appropriate for us I thought Nick was agreeing he was left-handed

I completely misread that if if you took one of my balls Okay, whose kids would you be having? Oh, that's an interesting question Yeah, like if you just had someone else's ball put on does it start making their kids or the balls kids? Oh, I don't know That's yeah, I'm too dumb for this Balls kids. Oh, I don't know. That's yeah, I'm too dumb for this Because it'd be pretty cool to have one of your own and one of someone else's and then it's just kind of a potluck You know what where do babies come from? Is that the title of this episode? No, this is an Awesome way to segue into something that happened to me. Oh Jesus Monday night that I have been

horrified and dying to tell you guys because it It's kind of related to what we're talking about in some ways and it it has left me a shaken person Monday night, I was laying in bed watching TV with my wife Just laying on top of the covers and my jammies because she was gonna go to sleep after we finished watching silo or whatever and then I was Gonna get up and play Call of Duty and the dog he sleeps in bed with us. He's pretty good again He's regained his bed privileges and so he's pretty rad. He's pretty rad He's getting a lot of the puppy is leaving him and he's just becoming a good sleepy bulldog But he brought his his hockey stick

Up into bed with him so that he had something to chew on. He's got this little Detroit Red Wings hockey stick, we got him. And he likes to be touching me at all times, Albert does. At all times, he likes to be touching me. And it's annoying because a lot of times he'll be chewing on something right next to my thigh and I'll just get sopping wet from slobber and shit.

But you just learn to deal with it, right? Like you kind of get numb to it. And so he climbs kind of on top of me and he drops the hockey stick like in my lap. And I went, oh, that's not where you should be chewing that. And I went, hey, but and right as I did, as I said, hey, buddy, right as I said that, he bit me so hard, fully on the dick, that it changed my life in an instant. I have never in my life felt a pain like that.

Like, I've never been shocked alert more quickly. And he like, he had my dick in his mouth for a couple seconds there, because he was like, what? And I'm like what? And he did he bit my dick head and my shaft about halfway down the shaft I have never felt a bruising like that like he didn't break the skin or anything But I went I screamed I went my dick like that Like that. Emily goes, what?

And I go, he says, I have a dick. Oh my God. And I jumped up and I just grabbed my dick with both hands and I ran around the upstairs for like, I don't know, 90 seconds, not knowing what to do. I was just in blinding pain and I didn't know if my dick had been ripped off. I didn't know if I was covered in blood.

I couldn't look down because I was too scared. I didn't feel wet. You know, I didn't feel blood in I couldn't look down because I was too scared. I didn't feel wet. You know, I didn't feel blood in my hands, so I thought that was a good sign. But I genuinely, it hurt so unbelievably bad. I just didn't know and I was scared to find out. So after like 90 seconds of running around in circles, I finally looked down and my dick was still there

and I was fine. But it was sore for three days. Was it worse than the toilet seat? Yeah, way worse than the toilet seat. Oh my god. Because it was sharp and hard. Did you punish him? Yeah, did you put Albert in the penalty box?

No, it's not his fault. Did you like do it back to him? So that way he knows what it feels like? No, it was an accident. My little buddy didn't mean to. But yeah, it was one of the worst moments of recent memory. And I recommend fully not doing that. If you ever get a chance to not be bitten by a dog on your dick, do your best not to

be bitten by a dog on your dick. It is always bad when you scream completely involuntary. Yeah. Involuntarily. I did it on a plane that maybe a year ago where I screamed in someone's face completely out of my control. Just like I spooked you? No, I just had my hand on the armrest and someone just bashed their bag into my little finger and it hurt so much I just went AHHHHHH Oh no! And then I was like, I'm sorry. I apologize for screaming. It was just, just shot out.

And it made, it made the person next to me jump. Made me jump a little bit. I think they thought I was a psycho. It just came out of me because it crushed my little finger. That sounds terrible. How long did it hurt for? Oh, maybe like two seconds. sounds terrible. Oh, yeah. How long did it hurt for? Oh, maybe like two seconds. Oh, just instant. Yeah.

It was instantly fine, but it just you think the yelling was longer than the pain. I think the yelling was the exact same length as the pain. That makes it even worse, because then you come out of the yell pain free. It just makes it awkward. Like it came in a left immediately. Oh Oh, man Albert

Is he like it is he a Red Wings guy? He seems to be yeah, big red. He's pretty into that hockey stick I yeah, that makes me really happy imagine him just running around with a hockey stick. He doesn't cross check Yeah, I will say he's more of a hockey dog than a basketball dog He tends to favor his hockey toys more than his basketball toys I have a little Celtics foot a little Celtics hot dog for him. He's not into it at all anymore I was thinking about talking about Albert and biting your dick and penalty boxes Is there outside of hockey? Are there other sports where you can accidentally get penalties?

Like you can get a penalty, not like doing something unintentionally can get you penalized football. But that's like an act of intent. You know what I mean? What's the intent? Like you're trying to I guess, I guess it would be the same. How is it an accident in hockey hockey but not an accident in basketball? If you shoot the puck clear over the glass, you get penalized. Well, in in a foot in soccer football, if the goalkeeper touches the ball

outside the box, it's a penalty. Interesting. OK. It's not an actual penalty. I think it just gets sent off for something. I mean, like American football, you got to like tackle a guy you might like. Your hand might slip and you grab a face mask or you pull him down by like the back of the jersey, like horse collar. Like those aren't typically intentional in basketball.

If you accidentally elbow somebody in the head, that's a foul, whether you did it on purpose or not. And a lot of times you're not even looking and not even looking in the same direction when it happens. Jeff, I got to say, not after the sports improvements draft, it's not. I'm very excited about the sports improvement draft. I came up with one last night while I was watching the Celtics game that I cannot Fucking wait to jump into that's great. Are we doing that Friday as well? Or is that something else? We are we're doing nickname draft in sports improvement draft. Awesome. I have a question different. Why don't we make better helium?

Sports Improvement Draft. Awesome. I have a question. Different. Why don't we make better helium? I almost out of helium is not a do we make. Are we making helium? I don't know anything about helium. I think it's a finite resource, actually. Yes. There's a huge shortage. Well, there's a helium shortage.

Well, we just use quite a lot of it, and it takes millions of years to get created in the arts. And it also is so light that it just leaks out of the top of the atmosphere. Well, then why can't I just get my balloons filled at like the grocery store with it? Why? What do you mean? It's a rare resource. Well, it's not like that we're going to run out. It's just as as demand, like as it runs low,

we'll just get more expensive until eventually no one can afford it. So we can't make helium? No. How does helium come from? It, where does helium come from? Where does anything come from? Well, like the iPhone comes from Apple. It's the craziest. As soon as you ask the question,

I'm like, we're about to hear the craziest shit we've ever heard on this podcast. Just man, words out of your mouth, and I was waiting with bated breath. The iPhone comes from Apple. I can source that product. I think helium just comes from the ground. Apple shut down their helium plant when Steve Jobs died. Oh no.

Yeah. Well is there a company that specializes in helium? There would have to be, right? Companies that suck it out of the pockets in the ground. Helium extractors? Yeah. I can't tell if you guys are fucking with me or not. No, nobody's fucking with you. Oh, Eric just wrote a non-renewable natural resource that comes from radioactive to care of uranium and thorium. So it's created by other stuff that takes a really long time to decay.

But if you're sitting on an old ass uranium and thorium stockpile, you might be, you might be sitting pretty. Wait, so you drill in for it? You extract it? Yeah. Yeah. Drill baby drill for helium. What do you think fracking is?

It's just people trying to get helium for balloons. Yeah, it's fracking is all party city, I think. That's why they went out of business because they stopped fracking That's what happened. Oh Biden. Oh Some imagining like Minecraft theoretically you could like hit a wall and then your voice would just get high-pitched and you hit a Pocket of helium. I don't think it's it's man. I think the tiny little Miniscule holes. No, I gotta go with Andrew on this one. You dig a hole too deep and then you sound funny. I think I found it! Yeah, I think I found it guys! I think I found the zane!

I do like the idea of like, I wonder what's through here. Oh shit! It's like a canary for a completely different use. High-pitched canary, we found some of the boys. Oh my god, listen, that canary! I bitch there we found some boys. Oh my god. Listen that canary Okay, so they mine it and it's not something we well and I think hydrogen would be even lighter than helium wait, I Cuz it's it's a well, it's also very flammable that they don't use it. That's the bomb, right? That's how well, wait, why are why are we? Hydrogen. Andrew, why are we bothering to teach this?

Andrew, is that what you need for water to write? You need hydrogen. I mean, it's in water. Yeah. Yeah. It's part of water. Yeah, it's an element. OK. So can hydrogen float? It's the H part of water. Yeah, it's an element. Okay So can hydrogen float? It's the H part of water It's an hydrogen float because helium floats. That's why I want healing better. There's rocks float on helium This is a great this baby welcome to 2013 rooster teeth. Hell yeah, we're doing it

Now that we've somehow managed to make it fucking 15 minutes into this podcast, we should probably mention the goddamn gurglers. Thank you. How much helium would you need to lift the gurgler? Probably not much. A couple of balloons. I think we do. That's because that's not to go back to helium, but that's like why aren't we using it more? Because it's a finite resource. Okay, so wait

Yeah, you started okay this and then we said running out and now you're back to we should do more I do we should like we need to figure out helium there needs to be an investment in helium What what do we use it for entry? What I want to use it for is I have stairs in my place and gross lifting up groceries can be very heavy. And I was thinking of what would be like an easy way to do it. And helium doesn't you need like a million balloons to lift up two pounds. It's not efficient. So I was wondering and you guys are more science minded than I am.

Why we don't synthesize it. Why aren't we making more effective helium? You know what they say? But now I know. Necessity is the mother of invention. So maybe what we should do is use through, like just blow through the entire global supply of helium as quickly as possible because then we'll invent a replacement even that much faster.

I'm going to go to the grocery store and get six balloons right after this. I'm doing my part. Don't they do? Don't some like Arctic hikers and some people that hike in like remote areas Don't they sometimes bring a helium balloon that they'll like it or helium balloons They'll attach to their pack to make them a little lighter. I Know I think that that's true Maybe this is how oh Maybe spoilers You're just describing balloon fight. Maybe this is how. Oh, maybe spoilers.

Is that spoilers? Blip it. So, yeah, the Nick posted photo of the up guy. Imagine if he could do that with like six balloons. That'd be great. I guess that's probably dangerous. There's actually there's probably a line in which you can make helium too effective Well, yeah, it all comes from like radioactive decay doesn't it so like what the fuck?

The thing that I would use to give me high-pitched voice comes from radioactive decay. Yeah, is that not what it is? I'm pretty like earlier. I'm pretty sure that's what it is. Yeah, we've read that radioactive decay of the uranium and uh, oh Jeff posting a photo of a backpack. See? This is what I mean. How convenient that would be. So you're not really wearing the backpack then?

You're kind of just taking it for a walk with you. That's, yes. That's what I want my groceries to do. Now hang on, hang on. What Jeff described is people actually doing hikes and this helps them. This appears to be part of like a YouTube video where they're gonna do like a gender reveal What is there's like stuff in the bull? These are this is like the credit it's like an empty backpack. What is this?

I just thought it was a better image than this one, which is the only other one I could find which is the only other one I could find backpacking with balloon assist. I like that tiny, tiny little. Is there like a balloon lifestyle thing like can I can I make ballooning my lifestyle? Well, some people get off over it. I'm pretty sure I just like to talk on this and that's why it's in my head. You get off over it. Yeah. What do you know when you say they get off over it? What like they're attracted to the balloon or they're doing something with the balloon

I feel like get in them and they get hot in them and they get hard in the balloon a lot of people find our sexually Fulfilled by popping balloons and rubbing on balloons and stuff. There's that fetish too. I don't like there you go There's one right there That's one of the biggest balloon perverts on Earth. Can that be the thumbnail? It's the worst picture of a person I've ever seen. It's a picture of a slow mo Dan in a giant balloon.

What you can't see because of the balloon. He's coming in that photo. Well that's how it's getting so filled at the bottom. Do you think that that is... You know how there's the iconic Farrah Fawcett poster. Like there's certain is that is that the number one balloon cake photo? That's actually the next show I'm selling. It's just going to be that cut out perfectly on a little black shirt. Oh, dude, that's so funny. Oh my God.

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I'm trying to spike the reins no no no no no okay I was not taking the reins no wait wait wait did wait did no no he said me Eric oh thank god I thought you were coming after me no no he wasn't he definitely was oh my god sorry I'm in a defensive posture against Gavin at all times. I think that Jeff naturally is always the guy in the rain, so that was like, I'm sitting between Eric and Jeff, and I was passing the reins to Jeff. Why would you pass it to me? I brought up the f- I tried to cut off the helium conversation by bringing up the GURPLER, and you immediately took it away from me to go back to helium. So then when Eric brought up the fucking gherpler, you picked up the rage and you said, oh yeah.

And then you launched into one sentence. My point, and I think if we pulled the audience, they'd agree, you're the Reign's guy of the show. Yeah, but I am not the Reign's guy. Right. So I was giving it back to you. Why did you? Cause I was excited about it.

We don't know where we're all sat in relation to each other in your head. Oh That's great. That's a great point. I Would know if I'm next to you to take the yeah, where where are we where are we all set? Okay, so Jeff is on like the end like he's to my he's at the front of these the head of the table What is this? What is that? What's what's first off? What shape is the table you're sitting at? Let's say it's like a square table. It's a square table.

OK, yes. They're headed for five people. Yeah, that's going to be that's going to be difficult, but OK. Yeah. I don't know why we bought this table, but this is the table we're at. So is anybody on your plane with you on your side of the table? Yeah. Who's sitting next to Eric left or right? Left. So Eric is immediately left to you. Yeah. We got to draw this. Can I draw this? Yeah, please do. Go, go, go.

And then on the left side of the table, who's there? So this is how it goes. So you on one end, right by yourself on the left side of the table, who's there? So this is how it goes. So you on one end, right by yourself on the right side, at the bottom. But the. The. Fount is that. But what is the bottom of the table?

Am I under the legs? No. OK. OK, we're going to. I'm shifting the table. One sec. So I'm at the bottom of the table. You're at the right side of it. You're at the right bottom of the table. You're at the right side of it. You're at the right side. So you're by yourself on the right side of it.

So Jeff's on the right and he's alone. He's alone on the right. I'm to his left. Well, oh, God, he's alone, but you're on the other corner. Yeah, I'm on the other corner. Yeah. To the edge between us. I'm to his left. Got it I'm on the other corner. Yeah to the edge between us I'm to his left got it Eric is to my left Eric is to your left, but on the same side of the but on the same side of the table. Yes. Oh shit

Yeah, yeah keep going okay, then Nick is on the other end looking directly at Jeff Yeah, that makes me uncomfortable. Gavin, you're on the opposite side of the table by yourself next to Jeff on the other corner. OK, so now I just need to write some labels in these. We've got Jeff. See if this is accurate. I think that was pretty clear. Andrew. We got there. Wait, Eric was next to Andrew.

Yep. Nick, on the other end, is looking straight at Jeff. Yep. I'm curious if other people think about this. People listening, is this what you imagine? What is your table like? Save as. I don't know if you need to save it. I don't think there's necessarily a term to use. I opened paint to try to do the same thing and it crashed so fast. I drew a table, wrote Jeff, and then it went, we're done here, and it shut down on me. And that's enough of that.

Where did that save to? OK, it doesn't matter. We're done. Tables are done. Why isn't there like, hey, where did I just put the thing? But you know what else is on the table? A gurgler. Jeff, take it away. Well, that's right, Andrew. There is a gurgler on the table because we are very excited

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At 12 p.m. Central Time, where we'll be streaming at twitch.tv slash the regulation pod. And I feel like if you can't get one this time, I genuinely don't know what to do. Yeah, it's, to be clear, we ordered these when we sold out immediately in the last one. This is how long it takes for them to come back in. This is the reorder.

Yeah. We tried to make sure people get black one, the black gurglers that they wanted. But before we get to Gavin's drawing, let's wrap this part out. But something that we were able to get faster and something we wanted to get to the people are no scrumping signs and protected by Falcon signs.

We've reprinted those, the original art and everything, the original sizing, no scrumping, protected by Falcons, but Andrew had a really good idea regarding those signs. Well, it was a hotly debated topic when we were discussing it, because we wanted to restock these things, but we couldn't determine which was wanted more. We had different views on that. And then also, like how many to order for each

because we don't want people to be disappointed like we never want. We want to be able to provide merch for people that want it. That's always the goal. But we've we've never sold more than 300 of those things that I don't think, which makes it hard for us to determine the true demand for it. And also, there's I think a fun layer of this of we were talking about gauging this for a future merch release type thing. We're kind of debating between what would sell fastest

when we do this stream or what we'll even sell more of, I guess. There's not. I mean, it's very possible we don't sell out on either of these things, but what would be more popular? And so I talked with our wonderful mod team. You guys, you want to pop it like you click the regulation pod discord, which is free, by the way, we should put a link in the info of this the meta for this

Yeah, please join the regulation discord. Yeah, if it only free it's a lot of fun. So it's great It's an amazing server you guys click in I'm gonna guide you to something we put our votes down Whoops, ah shit join Jeremy's Is I'm on though the I'm in Jack's Sunday group. No. What's the one where they play seven days to die or whatever? OK, no, I'm in I'm in the regulation pod. OK. So once you're in, you'll see at the top, there's a category called podcast

announcements and then a channel called the SignVote. The SignV vote. OK. So this provides all the information of like where it is on the store, when they go up and all that. Wow. What we're doing is we're picking sides and we're going to see who's going to win. You can pick a team. You can only pick one team. And then once the stream goes live, this will be turned off and you're locked in to whatever you pick.

Whatever side wins this the people that pick that side will get a unique discord role relating to that side Oh, wow, so so we pick that by re by using these reactions at the bottom. Yes There is reaction reaction at the bottom. Uh-huh. You can pick one. Okay. Oh Team Falcon or team scrump. Okay team scrump. Oh wow You guys are crazy. You think you don't think scrump eyes. I people og The og and it's such an iconic sign, but we're protected by guy guy like me is protected by Falcons Gavin did you vote? I can't find what you're talking about. Okay.

What is it? I mean, announcements. What? See at the top podcast announcements below it. And then three things below that it says the sign vote. Mine's actually above it in suggestion. It's a real bit. Weird.

Okay. Okay. And then you and then it's the whole, hey, it's time. Pick your team. You scroll down below the link and you, there's two places to vote. The scrumping. I'm going to see what, what the Falcon. Or the Falcon.

Gavin. Bam. I haven't voted yet. I'm away from it. No. Okay, Gavin. You're also a scrum it. Interesting.

I'm a guy. I'm going to pick Falcon. Interesting. Team Falcon. I was initially on the scrump side, but I think I might go Falcon. Well, it's a tough thing because scrump, the no scrumping is definitely the more iconic, longer lasting thing, but I feel like Falcons have been a lot more relevant.

I think Falcons have been a lot louder about getting the Falcon signs reprinted too. I also think, I think scrumping is who we were. It's in our Apple DNA, obviously, but Falcons are who we are. At least that's how I'm doing it. Did you see, though, on the podcast where you posted a picture of us with the Falcon that it's not a Falcon?

That's what I heard. I don't know what you're talking about. Someone said it's a it's a Harris Hawk. Yeah, that's a Falcon. Producted by Falcons and Hawks. Yeah, you just shorten it to Falcon. It's too long to say the other way. You know that Hudson Hawk was a falcon.

Everyone knows this. Boy, you can call the movie Hudson Falcon. It doesn't have a ring to it. His name's not Captain Hawk. It's Captain Falcon. Danny Aiello is not signing on to be in Hudson Falcon. He's only signing on to be in Hudson Hawk. Would you rather be protected by Falcons or Hawks, Gavin? Oh, Falcons, I think.

Easy. Well, if Falcon is a cool name. It is a cool name. And that's why we're protected by them. So we're protected by Falcons. Now, that will also go on sale at the same time as the Gerpler, which is February 14th at 12, that's noon Central time at a regulation store.

Hang on, it's, what is it? The regulation, is it regulation.store? What? Jeff.sucks. Regulationstore.com. Thank you. Or regulationstore.store. I went to Jeff sucks.

I went to Jeff.sucks. And it took me to a Hostgator site. Jeff.sucks is expired? It might be. No! Give it a try. Oh god it doesn't work anymore. This is what I'm getting. Gavin! Can't lean on this man. You gotta. Gavin get it! Oh shit did I not pay my bill? Damn it! Well I'll try and get back on that. Well definitely get to RegulationStore.com then. Well Gavin gets back on that. I've we'll definitely get a regulation store dot com. Then Gavin gets back on that. I've we often talk about how amazing our community is.

I love them. There's a creative. Do you see what they did? You see what those those those people did, the mischief they've caused? Oh, no. Let me promise. I mean, it's one of my favorite things about our community is they just do things. They just do things that are really funny and great. And people now, you know, there's a movie that we have some history with. If people go on the IMDb trivia for it, there's a there's a new fun fact

on the IMDb trivia page. If you go to the Tuxedo's trivia page and I mean, one of the submitted pieces of trivia is the titular tuxedo worn by Jackie Chan was bought at auction by podcaster Andrew Panton in twenty twenty two. And is currently in a pile in Jeff Ramsey's closet. Twelve upvotes. That's so stupid.

It made me so happy. The premise that cause I whenever I finish a movie I love to go to the trivia and just kind of like scan it, learn about the movie a little bit. The premise of people doing that and having no concept of what this podcast is and reading that makes me

so happy. It is a shame it doesn't mention the podcast by name for a little bit of promo because we have potentially had 12 new listeners there. Oh It's those wild little moments that just like they just make the podcast old not not worth it to me because clearly it's worth it But just make it that much extra special to me like there are people out there that have no idea who we are But they believe a Don Zimmer baseball card is worth more than a used to be. You know? That was pretty great. That'll never not be the coolest thing ever to me.

Yeah. Hey, before we get too far past it, Andrew, Gavin made a drawing of your mind table. Yeah, what do you think? Your Andrew's mind table. LAUGHS Malawake 2. Way off. He's you think? Andrews mind table. Way off. He's completely wrong. That is fine. What exactly what you described. It's not. Have you spelled Jeff G E I F F, by the way?

The shit. It was so small, I can barely read it. What do you mean? That's exactly what you said. That is what you said. No, no. Do you picture a rectangular table and Jeff's on the left? No. What are you talking? You said square. No. I mean, it's what I perfectly listened to and replicate.

I'll be wrong. OK, so let me for the people that can see this image. It's in the YouTube. Go to the YouTube and watch it. Yeah, it's on the YouTube version or the Patriot or the Jeff and Nick are flipped. The fuck we are.

I was to your right. You said that. Yeah, you said that. OK, OK. Well, I'm trying to correct in the least. OK, so then slide me down. You're right. Based on what I said, I can't believe

you fucked that up. No, no, no, no. Based on what I say, you're right. You're right. You're right. Based on what I said, you slide me down. I'm next to Jeff on the corner You're on the where Eric is Jeff. No calm down one second. Let's be adults about this Yeah, where Eric is in relation to Nick is where I am on the other side with Jeff Oh, you just need to scoot the chair to the right a little bit. Yes. Yeah, so I need to scoot down

That's beyond pedantic, dude. Then Gavin, you got to scoot down. Scoot down where? So your level with me. So we're with Jeff and then Eric has to scoot down a little bit. OK, so everyone's on that correct side. But the spacing is all. Deciding is all correct.

Just the positioning is off. Oh, it was completely wrong. This is the craziest. This is Andrew. Andrew, I was completely wrong. This is the craziest. This is Andrew. Andrew, you're a crazy person. Andrew, what you've described is everybody gets as physically far away from Nick as possible. Yeah, Nick is on the other side by himself.

Cause we don't know if he's got the monkey mask or not. He only needs some distance. Yeah. I'm fine with that. I can sit closer to GF. That's fine. Is there a table curtain maybe Nick's sitting behind? I think I was pretty clear that I was directly next to Jeff

and that is not at all close to Jeff. You are directly next to Jeff. There's no one between you. That's, if I'm standing in an end zone of a football field and I say there's no one between us and you're at the 50 yard line, you're not next to me. It's not to scale. If I said sit next to me at the table and you sat there, I'd be like, what's he doing? What do you mean? If I sat where? So you're blue. If I sat where? So you're you're blue. If I sat where Jeff? If I'm sitting where Jeff is and I said, hey, come sit next to me at this table.

And then you sat where you're sitting in this image. Yeah. I would I would think, what are you doing? I'm sat next to you. No, you're not. You're so far away. If somebody else can sit to your left, you're too far. If somebody else can sit to your left, you're too far. I want so badly to sit around a table with you all someday. Oh, my God. I can explain it like this with cars.

When I think about a parking space, I think that's pretty standardized sizing. If I say park next to me and you park three spots to my left, that's not next to me. That's three spots to my left. But if not next to me. That's three spots to my left But if a car can park between you and I You're not next to me And I don't think that's crazy. I think people agree me on this one. I don't think so. You don't think so Well, here's the thing. I'm excited to hear from all of them about it if you say to somebody sit next to me

You you can't have space for somebody to become the next to. All right, I'm redrawing this now. OK. But that there, I don't think when you ask someone to sit next to you, they can be far enough that someone can become the new next to. It's just a square table. No one sits on a corner. Gavin. OK, I think I got it. He fixed my fucking name. Yeah, you know how to spell Jeff's name or no?

Yeah, I'll fix that. But that. There. Save. I love that this guy is one of the. Greatest high speed camera operators in the history of film, and we have them using MS Paint every podcast. It's fine. I'm gonna drag... Man, Windows 11, a real piece of shit. I don't know why, it just sucks. It sucks shit.

Okay, here we go. Is that the new one? Yeah, it sucks. Alright, how's that? That's perfect. That's really good. Oh, it's so. Wait, so I need to be that high. No, I mean, you should be closer, but it's fine. But I thought you said I need to be far away from Nick.

Yeah, you do. But that's fine. He put something else like he scratched out the sign. So the Gavin and the Andrew that were clearly violently murdered, were those doppelgangers or clones? I'd say they got they got a hundred thousand doppelgangers. Yeah, the other one was me, but from the other bull. Clear your schedule for you time with a handcrafted espresso beverage from Starbucks. Savor the new small and mighty Cortado.

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And it's how much money was it? Like 400. Was it like $400,000 or something? I don't know. It wasn't that much. It was like a hundred grand. Yeah. But it was a really descended down to wiping your butt would be hard.

Yeah. Why does your wife pay more attention to me than you do? She has less exposure to you so the moments hit Yeah, she doesn't have to be in a defensive position with you Yeah, I thought you said it was my fault I was I was very ready to be like But thankfully in Andrew's mind table, you couldn't be further from me. So I feel safe Also, he was really like no, that's not where they need to sit and then you redrew it he went that's fine. Whatever Well, he's run out of space. I would do the the what is six days you taste with your fingers. Yeah, it's fine

Yeah, really? Yeah, I'd get a little I'd get little things for my fingers every time you shook somebody's hand It would be like you just made out with I'm not shaking up. I'm not shaking hands. What would you what would you put on your fingers? What would I put will be like the equivalent of a mouth that would just close them off Is it the whole finger or is it the tips? It's like your feet like your fingerprint is your taste buds. Okay, suck in doorknobs. I assume um I Guess I'd work gloves gloves. Yeah. Yeah, so you just say you'd just be tasting you just be tasting gloves all day Yeah, I guess and I don't think would be that bad I would just squirt some frosting in the fingertips of each goal Oh, what if we try out see what it feel like by making a tongue glove and we all have to try and wear a tongue Glove for an entire meal. That sounds terrible. All right, okay, let me write this down now make it no no no no

We know you're persuading you're making me think away from this you're persuading me away Tongue glove sounds terrible. I'm into it and I want to do it. But that's what you're saying that you would do. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm saying he's persuading me out of this. I think I could fit my tongue down like a extra large thumb on a rubber glove. Alright, Jeff, write that down and let's see I Don't know what the fuck you just said I'm trying to think of what make a good tongue glove and I think a really big suck a glove or some shit

I got one right here. I was looking on Amazon they exist Hung gloves. Oh my god. What? a tongue sleeve Disposable tongue covers what are they for? putting on your tongue prevents the tongue from tasting the bitterness of Chinese medicine. Oh Like drink like eating a rhino horn or something. Yeah, I guess so Anyway, we can buy some on Amazon right now. You guys want me to get them. That's why I get them Hey, hang on maybe different ones because this is usually ships within one to two months. All right

I will It's in the it's in the notes. Yeah, right the wow the thing down. What yeah, I got it. I'm a crazy Okay, whoo Okay, so just to be clear you taste the thing but it doesn't impact you What does that mean to you so as you just said? impact you. What does that mean to you? So you just said theoretically, I would be able to tell if food was poisoned without it impacting me.

What I touch. What is that something you're commonly concerned with? Could you taste poison? Well, like food poisoning. Like if I if I put my finger on a piece of chicken. You think food poisoning has a taste is what you're saying. Oh, I guess it's texture, isn't it? It's not taste.

No, it's more like undercooked. But yeah, yeah, rawness of it. I guess I could just see that. Why don't I do that? I should do that. You could just like chow down on like spinach and kale and then just stick your hand in a bowl of ice cream And it'd be like you were having the fucking best dessert of your life. That's interesting. You could be like super healthy

Could be a real bone a real pop positive in the long run if you think about it I Guess I need to evaluate how much the chew means to me You you can still chew you're still chewing you still have to eat through your mouth No, yeah, but but I'm saying if I I like to snack on a bag of popcorn If I put my hand in the bag of popcorn Am I just getting the experience of if I would normally be eating the popcorn? No, that'd be like licking popcorn You could put some in your mouth and chew it and if you just like rummage the bag with your hand, you'd probably have the same vibe.

I don't like licking. Oh, my. But you know, I don't like this now. I'm saying I'm going. It's like cucking yourself with food. I don't want it. Food cut. I don't want a food cut.

Maybe that's a nickname tomorrow. Let me write that down. Food cut. Wouldn't that just be watching someone eat food? Food cuck. That's not a nickname tomorrow. Let me write that down Wouldn't that just be watching someone eat food watching somebody eat your food Somebody goes into your fridge and eats your food Well, you watch you can't do anything about it You just have to go. Yeah, that's right eat that banana Give it to it. Yeah, that's right eat that banana Give it to it. Yeah She hard

They're gonna empty the whole fridge later Speaking of food, uh, I wanted to run something by you guys if you if you don't mind I would love to hear something. You know how we're I would say we're a pretty fruit adjacent podcast. You know, we definitely had our apple phases, but we dip in and out of all kinds of fruit. We just had a whole fruit taste test last week. Right. So I'm always just kind of thinking about fruit in general and just like elevating fruit because it's good for you. It's like healthy candy. And I want the world to enjoy fruit in the way that I do and that we do, right?

I feel like that's a fairly reasonable thing to do. And that's when it hit me, what was the last big like, hey, eat fruit campaign that you remember? Because for me, it's probably an apple a day keeps the doctor away, right? Apple a day keeps the doctor away, it's what people say. I feel like it's outlived its usefulness. So I did a little bit of research.

What is another thing that an apple a day could keep away? I wanted to pick something that doesn't already exist, that isn't already copywritten, that isn't already something that someone else can stake a claim and say, no, no, no, regulation guys, I already invented the spaghetti bread bowl. You can't have it, right? I wanted something free and clear.

And I wanted something that's scarier than going to the doctor, which is pretty scary for some people, I must admit. I don't relish going to the doctor, but it's 2025, right? It's like, we're not scared by Alfred Hitchcock and movies and the doctor anymore, because we've had the last 50 years of horrors. We need to update the fear to something

that matters to us in 2025, something that we can leverage. That's why I'd like to introduce to you guys a nationwide, possibly a global wide fruit initiative that we start right here today. An apple a day keeps the fruit demon away. Then we invent a fruit demon. It could be the scariest thing ever invented.

We lean into the exorcist religious horror, but fruit related, I've done intensive Google searching. No one has ever thought of fruit demon before. It's on us, we've got it. We're inventing fruit demon right now in this moment. You can make it as terrifying as humanly possible and then we scare kids with it and scare them that if they don't eat their apples

and if they don't eat their pineapple and if they don't eat their peach chunks, the fruit demon's gonna come get them at night and rip all their flesh off or eat their bones from the inside out while they're still alive or strip their teeth while they're frozen and they can't move, I don't know.

But something truly horrific that pushes people towards eating fruit out of fear. I like it. Applegate keeps the fruit demon away. No, but it can be horrifying. I mean, I figure in horns, muscles, fucking like super yoked, probably six five, six six, maybe a little bit of, maybe some patchy fur, trust fund, probably cloven hooves.

I'm thinking maybe winged, maybe not. Could have a pitchfork, could have something scarier than a pitchfork, like I don't know, what's scarier than a pitchfork in 2025? Stun gun, right? It could zap ya, I don't know. But we can invent a fruit demon amongst the five of us. We have a team of artists and the regulation listeners and the comment leavers that can all lend their creativity to it because this is a global wide fruit eating

initiative. We don't own it. We introduce it to the world and then it becomes a part of the culture. What are the seven deadly sins of fruit eating? You know what? That's a great question Andrew And we need to come we need to figure out what they are well I'm not saying we need to do it in this moment, but we should we should definitely come up with them Maybe next episode why don't we all present our seven deadly fruit sins seven? It won't be an example scurvy. Thou shall not peel an orange and leave it uneaten. Yeah. Could you get scurvy if you wanted to?

Yeah. How do you get it? I don't believe in scurvy. The pirate's disease. How can I get scurvy? It was like some sort of malnutrition on a boat, right? Yeah, you just don't give yourself any vitamin C for a long period of time. Oh, and you just get it? You don't like always mistake gout with scurvy. Very different. I think very different, but I'm always making that mistake in my head.

You know, I'm looking through all my domains. I don't have Jeff. That sucks. Was it someone in the community did that? No, you did it I have regulation store at common regulation store dot store. I remember you buying you episode Absolutely did it. How did I did it get like revoked from me? I think it probably expired and then someone else claimed it I would assume how would I buy it for like six months? I don't know. Why did you do that? Damn it. If you would have sat closer to me at the table, I would have told you that.

Why wasn't allowed to hear. Oh, you're you're on the other. And never mind. Does now positioning works. I can be honest with you guys. I'm a little I'm a little worn out after my fruit demon spiel. Eric Fruit Demon. That's my first. Nice. That's a nice worn out after my fruit demon spiel. Eric fruit demon? That's my fruit demon.

That's a nice- Did you just draw that? No, no I didn't draw it. I started looking around for demon generators, found one that I liked and then started going nuts. I will say this dude, there's not much scarier than a demon in a G string. That's terrifying. What I really like is he's got a bunch of horns that go forward style. Yeah. Yeah. And he's got some like crazy feet, like imagine that.

And it's like, if you want to see this guy, don't eat fruit. And it's like, I don't want to see this guy. If you don't eat fruit, at least like one portion of fruit a day, he could come in in your sleep and suck the marrow out of your bones while you watch. Yep. He'll turn you into like an orange or something too. It'll be bad.

You know what he eats for fun? Fingernails and toenails. He doesn't like chew them down like a nervous habit. He peels them back and takes them off. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's why you don't want the fruit demon. Cosmic Crisp. Yeah. Cosmic Crisp, get after this. Let us know. We'll team up. We'll create. This is like an uh, I don't like this. Maybe it's a thing where like every house has to hang a green banana and you make sure they eat a piece of fruit before it goes yellow. He's repelled by vitamin C and potassium. Yeah. Oh, mm hmm. Just a scurvy demon. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's pretty good. I like the scurvy demon. Scary. Anyway, so let us know what your fruit demon looks like. And then like send it in or something. Scurvy demon tripping over banana peels. It's been a while since we've had a new demon in the zeitgeist. I think I think we're really on. Yeah, that's a great point.

Because Jack Black was just Satan, right? And that's I'm trying to think of like what the last celebrity demon was. It's like a movie. I even like the South Park devil for a long time. Satan, he was popular as a South Park character. The insidious one. Remember, he was scary. He was like scary, South Park character the insidious one remember he was scary He was like scary like behind there were the nun movies. Yeah Yeah, there's scary demons in the nun. I think Russell Crowe fought a demon recently. I know I think that was alcoholism. Yeah

That's the scariest to me. That's the scariest recent demon because he's hiding Scary oh insidious demon. Yeah. Yeah that Darth off more. Yeah, it starts more. I think so I Think that's that's Patrick Wilson being like they're not making a team to That guy exists to make that face in every film he's in yeah, and he's good at it, baby He's he's real good at it. He is good at it. He's a great actor. I make him that face. I Gavin do you have a demon? Do I have a demon? Yeah because like I feel like Gavin this is when Gavin comes in and is like oh you've never heard of and it's some British demon. Yeah you've never heard of the British cancer demon. I think Gavin's trying to rebuy a domain.

No, no, I'll do after I blame GTA. Robbie Williams, your demon? No, I don't think I can't think of a British demon. That's what I'm curious about. I was going to bring that up on the show. Robbie Williams, only popular in the UK, Europe.

He's European guy. Canada has the tragically hip. New Zealand has Dave Dobbin. I'd like to know what people's like artists, musical artists that are massive, but only in their country or even area, I guess, like a local legend. Like regional, regionally, like a regionally massive musical figure. I think those are fun. I bet here it's like a country singer.

It's what? A country singer? I think it's Garth Brooks, isn't it? He'd be more like Oklahoma. I bet. He's too popular. I think here it'd be a... Oh, I'm sorry.

The guy from San Antonio. Yeah, I misunderstood. I thought you meant like who's an American that other countries don't know. And I think that's Garth Brooks. That isn't that what we say. That's why I think other countries don't know. Maybe I'm too close to make that evaluation for America.

I think other countries know who Garth Brooks is. I think they don't necessarily know who George Strait is, who I would argue is as big as Garth Brooks here in America and certainly in Texas, but probably not as well known globally. I really I really do think it's Garth Brooks here in America and certainly in Texas, but probably not as well known globally I really I really do think it's Garth Brooks Well, I mean this may be right because I have no idea who that is see yeah That's a good point, but I'm also an idiot, so I don't yeah, but I don't think it's that I don't think it's that I think I feel like friends in low places had to be had to have had some sort of presence outside of the US though

Is there a thing that gives you culture shock more Gavin than? discussing a like Establishment like everybody knows Figure where somebody who's American them having no idea Who they are like to me that is always it gets the biggest internal reaction for me. Like, how the fuck? It's we truly are different cultures. Well, when there's someone colossally famous and you've never. Yeah, like you just conversationally bring up somebody that you know as somebody like as a huge figure, and then they have no concept

of who you're talking about every time it gets me. Like it's it's so easy to forget. One of my favorite conversations Gavin and I have ever had in the history of our friendship is we were having a very similar conversation where he was telling me, there are tons of Americans that are famous in England that you've never heard of, but you'll never be able to show me a Brit who's famous in America that I've never heard of. And the second he said that, I went, OK, I bet I can in two seconds. Show him a picture of John Oliver.

No clue who he was. Never. Oh, are you serious? God was like, Who the fuck is that? And I go, it's John Oliver. He's like, I have no idea. And it's weird to go back now, because now if you watch like a bunch of the stuff I watched as a kid when I was a kid, I guess, like as a teenager, he has like bit parts and everything I ever watched. Amazing. Oh, but I never enough to for me to ever know his name.

That's so funny for me. It's Terry Fox, like people in America not knowing who Terry Fox is when he's such a established. It would be like not knowing who Michael Jordan is essentially for America. Is this everywhere? Did you make that up? Terry Fox? Yeah. Fictional, completely fictional. Michael Jordan is essentially for America is everywhere. Did you make that up? Terry Fox? Yeah. Fictional, completely fictional. No, Terry Fox is a very established figure that you have to learn about

currency all over the place. Is he the most beloved Canadian of all time? He has to be certainly in your lifetime. I would say undeniably. Yes. Who's the worst Canadian? We taking me off the list. Can I be in the top? You're a great Canadian.

I got a pardon. OK. Are there are there like Canadian serial killers? Oh, yeah. Yeah. There's a a planet. Yeah, there's a bad one There's one locally like not that far that maybe it was like uniquely American. I don't know I Googled the worst Canadian and it's just a bunch of names. I don't know I don't want to say them Jeff I did the exact same thing Yeah, I did. Jeff I did the exact same thing

I don't know who they are or why they're mission. This guy's name is John, don't worry about it. You figure it out. I'm trying to think of fun like one like ones that we like we don't recognize anymore Who was that? Who was that crack mayor you guys had for a while? He's dead. Oh Rob Ford. Yeah, he's dead. Yeah There's this done there's like a silly time in culture where A Rob Ford. Yeah, he's dead. Yeah. There's this there's like a silly time in culture where Justin Bieber was disavowed for a very specific group of people, to be clear. Like if you're like, I'd say like a teenage guy when he was in his baby phase, there's definitely a window where Bieber was not cool.

Now he's incredibly cool across the board. I'm trying to think other media figure. Like, I don't I'm having a hard time thinking of one that we've completely disowned. I'll get back to you on this because there has to be one at least. It's got to be like a Canadian Jeffrey Dahmer. I'm trying to do in my head is of like is Kevin Sorbo Canadian? Like, I feel like there's in my head is of like is Kevin Sorbo Canadian like way There I feel like there's got to be one of those

Brian Adams, I don't know enough about Brian. I don't I think people are fine. I think he's all right, isn't he? Okay, I think Sorbos from Minnesota. He's from Minnesota He just exude Canadian to you I'm just trying to think of like these sort of like C-tier actors that seem shitty. Should we do kind of you to give Kevin Sorbo a C-tier? Yeah right that was that's very nice the highest he's been in years. Should we do a most Canadian Americans draft? Most Canadian Americans. It Who most Canadian Americans?

That's very interesting. It's a very interesting one. Obviously, Solbo would be a great, great. Oh, we don't want them. Can we just pick Canadians who gave up their Canadian citizenship to be Americans? That could be fun as a draft. Yeah, you like we do. Like it could be Nick, Nick, Eric and Jeff on one team.

And then Gavin and I as our own teams for different countries and doing like a reassigning of people. But we're on opposite sides of the table, like how we were looking at what if we what if we just did best Canadians? I'm down with a Canadian draft like Jim Carrey, Seth Rogan. We could do each for each country We could do best Americans best Canadians breast Brits Rest Brits

Breast Breast Breast Fox pay all the page three girls. Yeah, dude Brett breast Brits is gonna be just like a way different list That's all I'm just gonna draft Gavin's childhood wall Kelly Burke Katie Price sort of stuff Whoa, just get dude those names were off the rip damn. Well that's Kelly Brooke was on my wall. I was gonna say this the other day if we ever get in an office I think we should have to put those gang posters on somewhere on the wall. So we've got the the lesbians Kelly Brooke obviously. Tattoo is that what they were called? I don't think it was actually tattoo though.

No, it's that, it's that, the black and white girls kissing poster, right? Yeah, yeah. Like every dorm room had, yeah. So that one's an easy one. I don't think I want that in my place of work. Why not? It's so, it's so Gavin's parents don't think he's gay.

I, as a joke, was going to send Gavin all of those, That's a good point. Gavin's parents don't think he's gay. I was joking. We've got to keep up the facade. Gavin all of those. I was going to send him his wall for Christmas and I did a lot of research and it is not an authorized Kelly Brook poster. You cannot just find that. It is the images from a photo shoot she did for Nuts magazine. But that version of that poster is not like that was somebody. I think just sold that.

Gavin's buying counterfeit merchandise. No, I got that from the big poster wall at HMV. Well, it's like you're reading a big book. Yeah. Yeah. No, totally. But that like that doesn't whatever company license that for that thing doesn't exist. That poster no longer exists. Oh, shit. Well, my apologies to Kelly. And then you had a JLo poster, which I had to try to figure out.

That also is an HMV one. I assume it's in the same category of like that photo exists in multiple ways. But trying to find the exact specific one you have not easy Boy, what am I gonna pick for today's thumbnail? I have so many Pick the tongue honestly honestly for me. I still I vote for that picture of Dan I just think that's like the worst picture of a human man. I've ever seen That yeah, he is just he is just really in there, man. He must have been spent, you know. Yeah.

All right, we should start wrapping this one up. Oh, did we cover everything we were supposed to cover today? We talked about the gurglers. We talked about the sign drop. We talked about how people should join the discord and pick if they are scrumper's or falconiers. And then what happens exactly, Andrew? The winning the winning side gets some sort of it gets to keep their role. Yes. OK.

So you'll have a special badge on the server, essentially. That's pretty cool. You better pick right, I guess. Yeah, don't be wrong. Yeah. But Falcons, probably not. Trump it up. It's going to be something you're going to be looking looking, you're gonna pick fucking scrumper and you're gonna be watching falcons chatting away for the rest of their lives. Yeah, look at the falcons fly. That's my falcon.

And you're gonna be like, it's not even a falcon, it's a hawk. This is stupid. At least the scrumping was an apple. That's good. Gavin, that's how you sound. Okay. So if Eric currently has the reins, who can reach them? I can. I can take him.

I just want to take it. Eric, I'm going to take it for one second. I'm going to give it back to you. Definitely. Definitely felt like Jeff had the reins. I didn't. Oh, well, did it feel like I had the reins? I'm just listening to what Gavin was saying.

Something you were talking. Gavin told me you had them What am I holding? Wait, Jeff has the right Jeff does have what if we this is such a good show No, what if we tried to do a whole episode where you can only talk if you can take it from the person next to you so You can only talk if Eric or Jeff just talked. See now Nick and Jeff are both laughing so I could talk. Well, there you have it. Another episode of the regulation podcast. Will we do an episode where you can only talk if the adjacent person

next to you is speaking I have a feeling we'll probably forget about that immediately, but maybe we won't we might actually do it Maybe it'll become the most popular thing we've ever done and we'll do it monthly Maybe it's the new sloppy Joe's bingo, which by the way, we should schedule and do sometime soon because it's been a minute Thanks for listening. We love you rate and review and subscribe Join our discord join our YouTube channels. We love you. Rate and review and subscribe. Join our discord. Join our YouTube channels. We have two. They are also free. One for the regulation podcast, one for regulation gameplay.

Andrew, you sound like you'd like the reins. Let me go ahead and turn them over to you. I think you're sitting on the range other, right? I think, yeah, I think, you know, it could be interesting for this to work with the talking thing as we just do the order in which we've joined in our call on Discord. So once I finish talking, then Eric can talk. Yeah, but it's completely different from the mind table. It's just a visual representation and it goes up and down. All right. Let's try and do that for the outro. Okay. Well, thank you so much for listening. Alright, let's try and do that for the outro. Okay, well thank you so much for listening.

I think it has to be Eric next? Yeah. I was told I don't have to talk. I think you have to. How do I know if I'm allowed to talk if you don't have to? Okay, we fucked it up, we fucked the line, it's already fucked up. No, you just said.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You just said that if it's the order, the order we call it, and I- I'm gonna go, then Eric's gonna go, then Devon's gonna go, then Jeff's gonna go, then Nick's gonna go. But you said that I don't have to. And we're ending it too. You don't have the reins, I have the reins. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Before I turn it over to Nick who takes us out. He's got what we'll do it live Go ahead and send us in your mind table. I'd love to know what the podcast seating arrangement looks like in your head That's it for Jeff Nick No one knows what order this is like they never see that's good. It has to be in right it flips back to Andrew

What? Oh shit, I never noticed that it's eggs back to Andrew. It's alphabetical. What? It is. Oh, it is. Oh, shit. Oh, I never noticed that. It's eggs. It is. It's eggs. Yeah, eggs. All right. See you next time. Bye. See you next time. I love you. Bye. I love you. Bye.